Pokemon Song Death Note ParodyI wanna be the very bestPokemon Song Death Note Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That no God ever was.
To kill evil is my real test
To rule them is my cause.
I will murder across Japan,
Ridding sins of the world.
The human race will understand the power that I hold!
The Death Note, Gotta kill them all! (It's only me!)
I know it's my destiny!
The Death Note! (Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we have to cleanse!)
The Death Note! Gotta kill them all (a heart stopped dead. My disciples understand)
Oppose me and I'll kill you!
The Death Note! I am justice! (I am justice!)
I'll be challenged along the way
To the police I'll be employed
There I'll trick L into his death
and kill the Wammy boys!
Join me, It's not too late
On my heroic tale
I will build a brand new world
My justice will prevail!
The Death Note, Gotta kill them all! (It's only me!)
I know it's my destiny!
The Death Note! (Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we have to cleanse!)
The Death Note! Gotta kill them all (a heart stopped dead. My disciples understand)
Oppose me and I'
AudinoAudino4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I was fighting an Audino once...a wild one. Got it in the red, and it used Heal Pulse right before I finished it off. I felt so guilty walking away that I put Anna, my Audino, in my party and began training her immediately to fill the 5th slot, as I only had a semi-permanent team of four at the time. First move I made her learn was Heal Pulse.
Wouldn't you feel guilty, too? You've been struggling to take this thing down...both your Pokemon and the wild Audino are exhausted...it's on the verge of fainting, and it heals you instead, even though it knows what will happen next.
It wasn't that bad when it happened, but when I thought about it...I stood there for a little bit after it was over and realized what it had done.
Tabunne are worth so much EXP...but really, all they want to do is help you.
GREEN!"GREEN!”GREEN!2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Viridian gym leader bolted out of his chair in his office and back into the gym. He knew that voice.* It was Gold’s, and based on the fact that it sounded like the younger trainer had pissed himself, Green guessed it had to be something important.
Green winced. That one was louder than the last. And it sounded like it was coming from upstairs…
The gym leader wasted no time in sprinting up the stairs that led to his apartment.**
Gold was standing outside his door, a look of pure terror on his face. Green also off-handedly noticed that the other actually had wet his pants. When his golden eyes spotted Green, a look of relief lit up his face.
“G-g-Green! I was just coming to ask some advice. I-I went inside and… and… Red! Red’s DEAD!”
The younger boy screeched the last part before slowly collapsing onto the ground with a (very very manly) sob.
“He’s dead… He’s dead…”
Internet Dating (Assorted Couples Pt. 2 of 5)Couple: PreciousmetalshippingInternet Dating (Assorted Couples Pt. 2 of 5)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Scenario: The protagonist meets someone from the Internet.
"Man," Gold lamented as he clicked furiously on his list of matches on the dating website he'd joined a few weeks ago. "All of these people are either ugly, fat, into kinky stuff, or look like they have repulsive body odor."
Blue sat with her chest against an oakwood chair, her ample breasts pressing into the hard back as she threw her arms haphazardly around it, hugging the board to her chest. Straddling the seat of the chair with her thighs, she swung her legs with aimless abandon. "Oh well," she shrugged, twirling a lock of her flat ember-colored hair with one finger, watching it unfurl like a red carpet. "I guess you'll just never get laid. Buy a bunch of cats and live unhappily ever after."
Turning to her, Gold frowned. "I'm allergic to cats."
"There are shots for that," Blue dismissed. "Or you could date a woman. You know, because all gay men on dating sites have... stuff, if you know
Vibrations (Mastershipping)He was there, and then he was gone.Vibrations (Mastershipping)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was amazed at how quickly a Dragonite could fly; it was as fast as a supersonic jet, but not quite as fast as how Lance's anger boiled up. On the exterior, he seemed complacent, level-headed and able to take care of any situation that had him in seemingly inexplicable chains. But once my frustration to him at reached a maximum and I began swearing under my breath at him and his stupid orders, his hotheadedness would flare like the color his hair (being nearly identical to mine, it didn't surprise me that yet another redhead was quick to rage, like me). Before I could react, we were shouting at each other, the vein on Lance's forehead that popped out whenever he was strained beating like a blue hose against his temple. We screamed and thundered, blaming each other for the lamest things, like how poorly our training was going that day or the fact that I "understood nothing" because I was a decade younger than Lance. Then, just when I was on a roll wi
Un roti de Cupidon"Patron.. je suis pas sûr que ça soit une si bonne idée..."Un roti de Cupidon1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Un bruissement d'ailes presque froufroutant sur sa gauche le fit se retourner d'un bond, mais il ne put percevoir qu'un bref mouvement du coin de l'oeil. Ils étaient rapides, bien trop rapides. Jamais le vieux ne réussirait. De nouveau ce bruit soyeux, semblable à des ailes de tourterelles, mais bien plus proche. Dans son esprit il pouvait les voir, tournant au dessus de sa tête comme autant de vautours prêts à la curée.
Le bruit assourdi des détonations résonna et tout autour d'Emmanuel une pluie de plumes commença à virevolter tandis que cinq bruits sourds accompagnaient la chute d'autant de corps autour de lui.
"Ramasse les, petit. On a encore du boulot."
Avec une grimace mi admirative, mi dégoûtée, le jeune homme se mit au travail, enfilant des lourds gants de cuir pour se protéger. Son supérieur était encore une f
Double Growlithe Dare--Ch.1WarningDouble Growlithe Dare--Ch.13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Preciousmetalshipping (GoldxSilver, SilverxGold)
Originalshipping (RedxGreen, GreenxRed)
"Popcorn ready?" Green asked as he held up a list and pen in front of himself.
Red nodded. Two bowls were placed next to each other on the countertops. Four bags of popcorn were piled neatly next to the bowls.
Green checked off Popcorn on his list and looked over the rest of it. "Everything else is ready now where are they?" He grumbled as he glanced up at the clock that hung above the stove in the kitchen.
They happened to be none other than Gold and Silver. And as per usual they were late. The four boys had set up a long night of hanging out a few weeks ago. Green grudgingly called it a sleep over. He had no intention of letting that cock block in his house for a single night. But Red wanted to hang out with them.
Green sighed and leaned back against the countertop. He set the pen and piece of paper behind him
Snowball fightOn one winter's day in Johto, sun was trying to shine through gray clouds. Everything was white from snow, paths, which led to towns and cities, trees, mountains.Snowball fight3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
On one of these roads, a petit brunette was passing by the meadow. Her brown hear was tied up by two ponytails on each side of her head, which were covered by a red bandana. She wore red coat that reached her knees, black jeans, red snickers and a black backpack. Around her neck, she had long black scarf that matched her gloves. Her sapphire eyes were peered down on her hands. They contained a red pokepod (a/n: ipod xD), a new technology that was created just recently. Her parents had sent it to her last night and right now she was going through the music, which was already on. Thanks to mom and her brother. It contained more or less rock, but others too. Right now she stopped on David Archuleta- Crush (a/n: wow, not a rock song). She closed her eyes and just listened to it.
Well, in this state she didn't see, where was she g
Princess of Harmonia Chapter 3Princess of Harmonia Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Princess of Harmonia Chapter 3 - Prince Harmonia
Rindiny: Ahhh, The last chappie was a cliffy! But luckily, I have this episode done already. But now, I have absolutely no idea what to write next...
Touko: N is so adorable!
Rindiny: Touko, get a room. Gosh, I can't talk about the story unless you go obsessing yourself over an innocent-
Touko: Handsome, nice guy!
Rindiny: What ever! DAMN! Alright readers, go on. N is depicted how I see him, so I'm sorry if he IS a little out of character, or any of them are! I just wanna make a fan fiction! Dx
Lenora gasped, a big smile growing on her face. "Touko! Get on over here!"
Touko's eyes widened and soon everybody in the audience was roaring with applause. Touko looked around as the girls told her to go up there with smiles on their faces, and then began to clap for her. Touko stood up slowly, she was still shocked, she walked over to Hawes who placed the medal around her neck with a smile on his face. Lenora
PMD: BRT- Ivory's FarewellWhen I came into consciousness, I was surrounded by a bright white light. I closed my eyes tightly, to tired to move. 'What happened?' I thought hazily. 'Rayquaza shot the Hyper Beam, and me and Roy were caught in the blast... I'm I dead?'PMD: BRT- Ivory's Farewell4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Suddenly, a shadow fell over me, and I opened my eyes in a squint. 'Gengar... that damn bastard. What's he gonna do?'
He cackled quietly, eyes triumpthant. "Heh. Not so strong now, are you Ivory? You caused me and the team a lot of troubles, you and that damn Charmander." He growled. "What should I do to get back at you...?"
I felt a flared of anger spike through me, and my grib on my bone tightened. 'If only I could get up... You'd be toast...' I thought fiercely.
Gengar's eyes brightened with an idea. "I know! I'll drag you to the dark world! That's perfect!" He laughed, grabbing onto my foot.
He began to drag me across the white grass, and my thoughts drifted to Roy. 'I wonder if Roy's dead too... At least I won't have to go back to my old life...
Kinoshita."Oh! Why did it have to rain now!?" panting was heard as a little mouse pokemon ran with it's trainer. It was a blonde girl with a ponytail, a long ponytail with messy bangs, she wore a straw hat to block out the heavy pour down. Despite the fact she knew it would rain today, she still went out, hoping the weather women was wrong.Kinoshita.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Turns out she was wrong.
"Chuchu! We're almost out of the forest!" she encourage her pokemon to keep running with her. The rain made things so hard to see, her vision was scattered, all she can see was clear rain drops, which made a light blue wall around her. She kept panting hoping to get out of the forest, she can hear the pokemons scatter everywhere, looking for shelter and what not.
She looked down to make sure her Pikachu was at her side, she smiled at the fact her pokemon was always doing their best. "When we get home, I'll make us some hot coco! How does that so-ACK!" "GAH!"
Her hat fallen down. Chuchu squeaked worried her train had smashed into a tre
4 Kings."KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGG'S GAAAME!!!"4 Kings.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dance music echoed in the bar, light of multicolor moved all around the floor glowing dance floor. As a way to celebrate a certain brunette's one year anniversary being Johto's and Kanto's Champion. The Gym leaders from Johto all gathered around at a bar to have fun together. However when the party was starting to die down, a certain pink haired Gym Leader just had to bring the spirits back in.
And she attempted to do this with a famous game that never really ends well. "Aahh.. Whitney, is it really safe to play this game?" a purple haired Gym Leader sweat drop at the girl's energetic spirit. His name was Bugsy, the Azelea's Gym Leader. He was often the one who calm down the aggressive emotional Normal Type Gym Leader whenever she went out of control.
"OF COURSE NOT! But that's what makes it interesting!" Whitney smiled as she held the chopsticks in her hand grinning at the boy. Bugsy only sighed out, knowing he can't convince he
Rochambeau (Assorted Couples Pt. 5 of 5)Couple: PreciousmetalshippingRochambeau (Assorted Couples Pt. 5 of 5)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Gold's fist was hovering in the air above his flat, calloused hand. He eyeballed Silver with a stern gaze, regarding him with more graveness than a corpse in a coffin. It was as if Silver was here to relinquish his champion title from him and reign supreme as the leader of both the Kanto and Johto Indigo Elites. Gold saw him now as a challenger and not a friend; not a comrade who had dropped in to make sure he was getting by all right, that his toilet wasn't plugged or that the food in his fridge wasn't molding over.
Silver, instead, was the world's biggest threat to Gold and his ability to play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
"You wanna go?" The edgy tone of Gold's voice was bold, the cockiness that Silver had grown accustomed to. His fist shook with false pretense. "C'mon, burglar. I won't let you mooch off me and my stuff without a fight."
Silver rolled his eyes and placed the two plastic shopping bags on the counter of Gold's ramshackle kitchen. He'd sto
Double Growlithe Dare--Ch.2A few minutes ago Red had left the room with Green's Poke Gear. The gym leader had no idea why he didn't just use his own but didn't feel like asking him. Instead Green, Gold and Silver sat in the living room of Green's humble home waiting to hear the Double Growlithe Dare Red had in store for Silver.Double Growlithe Dare--Ch.23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gold glanced over at the clock that ticked away on the wall; it read 2:14pm. He only realized now that not that much time had passed since him and Silver had arrived. The sun was still high in the sky and would only climb higher then fall as the more time passed.
Finally the click of the front door shutting thumped throughout the quiet residence and Red entered the living room. He quietly handed Green his Poke Gear and went back out front, not even speaking a peep of what he had in store. This only seemed to make the red head that sat next to Gold more nervous.
At first Silver did not seem bothered by it, but the more time that flew by the more he had been quietly building up anticipation
Life as an HM SlaveLife as an HM Slave6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When I was younger, I was once told that Pokémon raised by trainers are very lucky. This is because trainers treat their Pokémon with respect and love. Pokémon that have trainers never have to worry about foraging for food or finding a good place to sleep, since their trainers take care of them. They become stronger under the care of trainers, and though the fighting can be rough at times, it is entirely rewarding just to see the look on their trainer's face when they win a tough battle. Trainers and their Pokémon become lifelong partners, forging powerful bonds of friendship that can never be broken. This is what I was told, and this is what I believed for the longest time.
What a load of lies that turned out to be.
I used to have a carefree life. I lived near a little pond just outside a human town with other Bibarels and Bidoofs, and for the longest time the only thing I had to worry about was making sure I didn't miss out on berry harvesting day. Then one day, <
Touch (Assorted Couples Pt. 1 of 5)Red was frowning at Green.Touch (Assorted Couples Pt. 1 of 5)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What?" Green asked as he ran his fingers through the silken, raven locks that adorned Red's head beneath his hat, which he'd removed out of bland habit a few minutes before. "I'm just playing with your beautiful hair. Is there something wrong with that?" He pinched one small wisp that rested softly above the nape of Red's neck. Red's hair was so clean and glossy, untainted by the usual hair products guys used to keep their hair held in one douchey positionso sleek, in fact, that whenever Green tried to acquire a firm hold on the boy's tresses, they slipped between Green's fingers and disappeared back into the jet-black pile, slithering like black mambas. Green was mesmerized. Red had always been a hygienic sort, but the state of his hair was hypnotic. Loosely sexual.
Jerking his head away, Red held Green's gaze. His lips were curled down into a profoundly annoyed scowl as his glimmering scarlet eyes warned Green away.
"Geez, you're so moody," Green sai
Your smile is my PresentWhen you find out that something you’ve known your entire life is not what it is.Your smile is my Present2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Everything around you doesn’t make sense anymore.
Things that made perfect sense gets pulled into question.
Questions you never asked starts getting demanded.
Things you thought were lies starts looking like the truth.
Because the truth you knew, was a lie.
So doesn’t that make the lie you knew, the truth?
A sigh came from the Fighter. His black spiky bangs covered his eyes as he laid flat on his back on his bed. He doesn’t spend much time in his room, therefore it looks practically the same from seven years ago. Masayoshi Red couldn’t get his thoughts straight. Everything was jumbled up, he kept seeing flashes of a curtained sadden blonde, and kept hearing her words in a disorientated faded manner. He wasn’t sure if he was awake anymore, everything felt like a soft nightmare. He sighed again, feeling a headache sneaking in his mind.
Red sat up on his bed, his ev
Ace of Hearts "I can do this. I can do this." Austin motivated himself while slapping his cheeks. His Swoobat perched on his shoulder, confused as to why his beloved trainer was acting all nervous and they weren't even inside the Ferris wheel.Ace of Hearts3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I can do this!" The Ace Trainer shouted into the skies. Glances and murmurs we heard and seen but Austin ignored them. All he can think about was one certain girl. The girl he had a crush on since they first met; since they first ride the Ferris wheel together.
Since they first held hands together.
Well, to be frank, she held his hand while he gripped her arm like a shaking blender.
Austin sighed bitterly. The memory of their first encounter was a horrible trauma. Even as the young brunette enjoyed it, he wasn't. I'm an Ace Trainer dammit! He's supposed to show courage, strength, and especially, not fear of heights.
Originalshipping: MassageWater glistened down his body as he ran his now clean fingers through his hair. Closing his eyes he tilted his head up to allow the water to beat against his neck to only slide down his naked chest and sat there for a good long minute. He rolled his shoulders and turned to his side and started to rub soap all over his body, relieving it of the dirt, sweat and grime he had acquired throughout the day. Once his body was covered with suds he slowly turned around in place allowing the water to wash off the foam.Originalshipping: Massage3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After a few minutes he reached down and turned the nozzle, causing the stream of water to stop abruptly. He watched the water retreat down into the drain, taking the impurities he had cleaned off with it.
Green sighed. It wasn't often he got to relax and enjoy a nice hot shower like he had just done. Of course he does take showers but he never got to enjoy them. Usually he just came home, strip, take a quick shower then hop in bed only to then promptly fall asleep.
Last Night (Preciousmetalshipping)This is not happening.Last Night (Preciousmetalshipping)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
This is NOT happening.
Of course, what is easily said is not easily doneor what is real cannot be changed into fantasy. As much as I wished it wasn't, it was happening. I could never in my life have augured this (okay, so maybe I could've predicted it a littleGold's sexuality is always in question, since even though he's an enormous flirt with the ladies, he's never actually gone home with them), that I would be the "lucky" one and literally wake up to find the weight of the world on my shoulders.
And what was happening was that I was in bed, fully naked, beside a deeply slumbering and also naked Gold and a condom in the plastic trash can next to Gold's desk in the corner.
Oh Arceus, this is happening.
Try as I might, I couldn't remember a lick of what we did last night that could have even remotely brought me into this horrifying state of affairs. I vaguely recall being here in Gold's apartment, playing Grand Theft Auto: San A
Contestshipping: ChocolateContestshipping: ChocolateContestshipping: Chocolate5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"But Drew why just a bouquet of roses? Don't I get chocolate too? It is Valentine's Day and I am your favorite girlfriend," whined May to the boy sitting next to her on the park bench.
"First of all, you are my first and only girlfriend, so I have no choice but to call you my favorite," he continued with a smirk, "and second of all, you are already hyper as it is for more chocolate, and third, I am taking you out for a fancy night tonight."
"But Drew, chocolate is my favorite thing in the whole wide world!"
"May, you sound like a seven year old instead of a seventeen year old."
"But Drew! Chocolate!"
"So you're telling me that you would rather have chocolate over anything?"
"Yes! That's what I said!" she whined, gripping his arm.
"So if I were to give you a choice between kissing me and chocolate, you would choose chocolate, am I correct in this assumption?" he asked with an expectant but teasing look in his emerald
.The Pocky Game.Red sat lazily on the bed, or should I say more like he was laying on it. Laying, sitting, whatever the hell he was doing, it was boring him to death-though of course it didn't show on Red's face. No, nothing ever showed on that face. At least not usually. But there were always the small hints of what the male was feeling through his eyes, that only a trained person--aka anyone who's known him for a few years-- could see..The Pocky Game.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His companion, Green, was sitting upright, typing away on his laptop, trying to finish any work he could so he'd be caught up, and so he'd be able to have the weekend to himself. Or rather, to himself and his lover, Red.
Getting up, the raven-haired male made his was to a plastic bag which Gold brought over sooner in the day. The bag had a few boxes of something called 'Pocky,' and a small note saying the following:
"I know I'd forget to explain this while I was over, but O.M.G. Red. There
A Loyal Friend My trainer was the best.A Loyal Friend1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ever since I set my eyes on him, he gave me this exuberant aura that riled me up. When he was given the chance to choose one of us, I won’t lie, I was really scared. I was scared that he wouldn’t choose me. I was scared that he would choose one of my friends. Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy for them if the trainer chose either one. It’s just…in my heart, I really want to be his friend. I want to start my adventure into the outside world and see the many beautiful things that I’ve seen from the professor’s books.
And what’s more, if this trainer chooses me, I’ll be even happier because not only will I begin my life-changing journey, I will also begin it with my new friend.
And, at long last, as if my wish was heard, the trainer saw me. And when he did, he flashed this wide, happy smile and the words he said made me the happiest Pokémon that ever lived: “I
Dinner and a ShowWhat in Arceus' name brought me down to a level like this?! Green thought in his mind as he glanced out into the living room from the hallway of his house. His eyes darted from Red sitting on the couch to the small mouse that was playing with his Eevee at the raven heads feet. A scowl creased his face. Oh yeah...the same adorable red eyed trainer that constantly occupies my mind. That's who.Dinner and a Show3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The gym leader sighed. After all the years they had been dating he could not for the life of him figure out why he loved Red so much. His skin was so pale due to all the years the former champion had spent on Mt. Silver, his jet black hair framed his perfectly sculpted childlike face, or was it his alluring, piercing red eyes that seemed to break through Greens defense every time they locked eyes? Green wasn't sure. But he knew now that he wanted to make the young man his and nobody else's.
"Psst..." Green attempted to get the yellow mouse's attention without attracting Red's. Even t