What Have I Done?A totally hot girl with really, really long blonde hair walked seductively down the street. As she passed everyone stared, taken aback by her hotness. She almost glided as she walked past all the really handsome guys that she just wasn't interested in. She wore a really tight pair of blue jeans, that kinda looked like this one pair I saw in this totally hot magazine where the model had long legs and stuff, oh, and a really cute t-shirt. It may have been the 1960s, but damn she was so totally sexy and modern for some reason. At that moment, a really ugly but seriously strong guy grabbed her arm.What Have I Done?3 years ago in Scraps
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"Hey! Go to prom with me, Bunny!" said the guy.
"No!" said Bunny.
"Please?" said the guy.
"No, John! I will not go to prom with you!" she replied flicking her really, really long hair back in a totally unintentionally sexy way. He clenched his fists and gritted his teeth like he was getting really angry and stuff.
"Hold on now!" a sweet and silky voice chimed. She looked over to see a totally ho
Engineering EggshellsHe knew that "I love you" also means "I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you," and also, "I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you," and also, "I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else."Engineering Eggshells4 years ago in Scraps
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--Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated
Kathrine had said "I love you" too soon, which terrified Ty because it wasn't supposed to be done like this. It was either the seventh or eighth time they'd been out together and she just came out with it as they folded their laundry side-by-side. It was either desperate or careless, resigned or meaningless, and it might have prompted Ty to leave her if he wasn't so certain felt the same way back. The moment she uttered it, he cascaded through responses: the welcoming blush, which was interrupted by the sharp discontent about this not being the right way, and then the awkward pause where he ha