Song MeMe Pt 01 - RDSong MeMe Pt 01 - RD5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Standing in the Rain
Since Lister arrived on Mimas, he'd spent most of his time drunk. Very, very drunk. He'd had a hundred dollarpound when he arrived [the sight of the bills shoved in his underpants surprised him more than the unfamiliar area] but it didn't last long with the outrageous price of lager on Mimas.
He was down to his very last fivepence when he woke up, half dressed in a seedy, red-light district hotel. He didn't make to move, just let his head pound and scream at him in a way that told him he was much too sober. A soft noise alerted him to the fact that there with a man fumbling to exit the room as quickly and quietly as possible.
Lister started, snapping into a sitting position and letting out a cry. Half out of pain in his head, and half out of surprise.
The man whirled, tripped, and slammed face-first into the door.
"Was' this all tha' smeg 'bout?" Lister moaned, rubbing his head. Slowly, parts of his body were starting to ache. And not just the parts he was e
The Joker's NightTwas the night before Christmas, and all around Gotham,The Joker's Night6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The villains were gathering, no Batman to stop them.
The signal was shining up high in the air,
The bats eyes were blind to the black and white flare.
A plan like no other had just taken flight,
And a vision of grins flashed through the cold night.
Through an alley I walked, the tension abound
Hearing insane laughter, and shadows around
Pulling my scarf up over my nose,
I glance down and notice a box by my toes.
The lid of the box with the handle in red,
Was open and laughing, its receiver was dead.
The moon flew high above me in sight,
I knew that the Joker had committed this blight.
When, what to my wondering eyes did appear,
Two figures grinning, a chuckle I hear.
His face was grotesque, his hair a bright green,
His suit was tacky, the worst Id ever seen.
His assistant beside him in her dress red and black,
Her unorthodox beauty took me aback.
Now what have we here? he laughed as he said,
Sugar and SandShe was the oceanSugar and Sand2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to my shore
pulling me closer
then pushing away
from her reach
and from this lesson
I will teach
that life is fleeting
(as is love)
but truth will help us
all our brokenness
(of our former selves)
of our comfort shells
like bare sand:
She was just human
in the end-
a tragic beauty
and my friend
yet she slipped away
(like the tide)
and to her will I
because I know how
much it hurts
to lose one’s focus
when one flirts
with one’s destiny
and dying from lack
when nothing is sound
by her law
but she will return
in the raw…
(like sugar and sand)
Another Keith FableAnother Keith Fable4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Did I ever tell you about the time when me and my buddy keith went fishin?
well he wasn't to cool with how there were no fish bitin' n sheet so he got out this-like MASSIVE hook covered in feathers and stuff and cast it out infront of the boat
I don't think he realised it at the time but the hook went under the boat and got caught in the propeller and dragged him overboard but keith wouldn't let go cause it was his first catch of the day and like...
have you ever seen that video of a frog in a blender?
Well like Keith's leg wuz chopped right off and shit so there was blood everywhere, but Keith had other problems. You see all the sharks nearby, in like.. a flock or somethin' started circling him. And I kid-you-not, Keith grabbed a shark and sawed it in half with the propeller.
Mind you he was underwater at the time so he was holding his breath and swimmin with one leg n sheet.
When some dude fished out his leg months later he got a shock but lucky the doctors were able to reattach it n
Beautiful LiesBeautiful placesBeautiful Lies2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
with beautiful skies;
with beautiful eyes.
Do we realize
these beautiful lies
hide a truth so wise
it begins our rise?
with infinite twists;
with infinite lists.
Do our two bone wrists
attach two bone fists
when the fight persists
and no one resists?
with empowered dreams;
with empowered beams.
Do we open seams
by choosing our teams
just because one seems
as if it redeems?
with thundering song;
with thundering wrong.
Not asking again.
I know the answers.
I know we have been
fighting our cancers.
Yes, we can see it.
Yes, we can beat it.
Yes, we believe that
we can achieve it.
Just one more question.
Do we have the will?
Hetalia x reader: stupid autocorrect 2Poland: hey girl are you like still at the mallHetalia x reader: stupid autocorrect 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
_____: yeah why
Poland: good i need OPI nail polish
Poland: nipple pink
____: .......nipple pink ok one or two bc you go through nail polish like that
Poland : no arg I ment TICKLE PINK
____: did you know your bruder I trying to contact you
____: he called you twice already
Germany : yeah yeah he pissed me off yesterday so I stabbed him
Germany : no I ment ignored him not stabbed he may be sat annoying but I could never do that to him Frau
America: dudette the movie starts at 7:30! Ill bring the kitkat bars
_____: ok ill bring the penis enemies!!!! Woot woot
_____: NO! I ment the peanut s&m
America: whoa didnt know you were that kinky _____ 😉😘😚
____: I ment peanut m&ms dumbass perve
Clancy Brown FactsClancy Brown Facts9 years ago in Humor More Like This
The reason why Chuck Norris, General Grievous, and Jack Bauer kill so many people is that those people are in the way when they are running away from Clancy Brown.
Clancy Brown was born holding a giant goblet full of sheep's blood. He held it high, saying in a commanding voice, "Behold your master!" He then took a drink and spewed it on the doctor and all the nurses.
Clancy Brown beat Anorexia. Then he got carried away and beat everyone in the room.
If Clancy Brown was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Teddy Kennedy and had a gun with two bullets, he would belch so loud they would all disintegrate. Then he would beat up the gun for only having two bullets when there were three people in the room. Clancy Brown doesn't stand for that kind of nonsense.
Clancy Brown is the ultimate form of absolution. If he beats you to death, God will feel so sorry for you that he will automatically let you into heaven no matter what you'v
AstrayGive it to me straight,Astray2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
don’t hook me with bait
new tyrants vetted-
a dictator’s words
are to be doubted
with insides hollow-
false shepherds which
the astray follow
A well-trodden path
so straight and narrow,
poisoned with hatred
and laced with sorrow
I may lay the blame
for lost condition
of old tradition
pain and contrition-
the crushing force of
Sherlock x Reader Chapter 3You spent the entire journey staring at the road and ignore the silent conversation that was taking place between John and Sherlock. When the taxi finally stopped outside a modern block of apartments Sherlock leaped out without thanking the taxi drivers, leaving both you and John to thank him profusely.Sherlock x Reader Chapter 31 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Black and yellow tape marked out the police perimeter and Sherlock stood next to it whilst arguing loudly with an attending officer. A scowl formed on his face and he muttered to himself, you were pretty sure the word idiot passed over his lips more than once. Both you and John walked up to the sulking older man whose attention was firmly fixed on the retreating officer. When he felt that the interfering man was out of the way he ducked under the police tape and merely gestured for the pair of you to follow before he dashed into the building via the front door.
Before you could talk yourself out of following you copied Sherlock’s actions and a minute or so later found yourself in
Go awayGo away4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"I said go away."
"F-Fine but why?!"
"You know why."
"No, I don't! If I did, I wouldn't be asking!"
"Forget it. Just drop dead."
"B-But, I didn't do anything."
"...Don't do this."
"Too bad. Go."
"Fine, then I will."
"...I love you."
"And I hate you."
"Look, forget it. You loved me, you loved her and now you do again. Go and be happy or whatever."
"What!? No, I don't love her! I still love you!"
"Never mind. What was there is gone. And it's not coming back."
"But.. baby, c'mon, don't.."
"Don't call me that!"
"..I won't.. I'm sorry.."
"Just have fun with her."
A glimpse of the end, Sigyn's loyalty. “Please Sigyn...” He whispered hopelessly. She remained silent as she held the bowl but a tear trickled down her cheek. “You are my wife you should be loyal to me.” Pointed out Loki desperately.A glimpse of the end, Sigyn's loyalty.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sigyn's arms trembled as she began to cry silently. “You know this is wrong I shouldn't be bound here. You have to release me.” He pleaded. Sigyn broke her perpetual silence.
“I can't.” She whispered.
“You swore you would be loyal to me.” Loki reminded her.
“I am loyal to you.” She said choking back a sob. “I will never leave you. I have given up my whole life to stand over you what more can I do?”
“Release me, end both our suffering.” Demanded Loki is a voice cracked with pain. Conflicting emotions tore across Sigyn's sorrowful face. “I can't. I love you my husband, more than my life. But I am loyal to them too. I love them too.”
Sherlock x Reader (2) Chapter 1- Client needed!The living room door bursted open and Sherlock charged in, stopping just inside the room and slamming the end of his harpoon down onto the ground.Sherlock x Reader (2) Chapter 1- Client needed!1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As John returned from the kitchen, he stopped dead in his tracks. Sitting on the sofa, you looked up from your book and your eyes widened at the sight of Sherlock, who was completely covered with blood – far too much blood for it to be his own. He looks round to you, breathing heavily.
“Well, that was tedious.” Sherlock said catching his breath.
“You went on the Tube like that?!” John said shocked.
“None of the cabs would take me.” Sherlock said Irritated.
You laughed as Sherlock exited the room to his bedroom.
1 hour later…
After he was back in the room having cleaned himself up, he was still carrying the harpoon and paced rapidly between the door and the window, looking round repeatedly at you and John as you both sat on the sofa flicking through the newspapers.
Sherlock x Reader Chapter 4- Shocking Holmes!1 month later…Sherlock x Reader Chapter 4- Shocking Holmes!1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Finally you got a break from run after Sherlock. He’d had been making you run around the whole of London looking for small clues which only Sherlock seemed to understand. It was very stressful working with Sherlock but you loved it and you kind of loved the way that Sherlock’s mind worked. You didn’t know if that was a good thing but really you didn’t care, he was brilliant in his own way.
Now that you had some time to yourself you decided to take a such needed shower.
30 minutes later…
You wrap yourself a towel as got out of the shower and then you heard a knock at the door. You sign and started to make you way over to the door.
As your vision became clearer, you looked around at what used to be your flat and within minutes you minutes you heard police sirens coming closer to what used to be your flat.
25 minutes later…
You had giving a full report to Lestrade on happened when you saw John and Sherlock outside o
Tony x reader: TroubleThe sound of racing cars rushing by made you...excited. Just being behind the wheel made you smile and you were a fearless beast. You always took a risk but this made people respect you more. This was the job you had always wanted since you were little but your parents weren't sure about it. They always told you that you wouldn't make it, that nobody would take you in. Maybe they said that because they didn't want their little girl to be killed in some tragic accident. But you proved them wrong. Every single time that you were on the tracks you won and little by little you got noticed, until a company called Sonix had hired you to be their car racer. They saw great potential in you that they didn't see in anybody. You were glad that somebody took you under their wings, and you wanted to prove them that they made a great choice. So as years passed by you became more famous on the tracks and most people on the tracks respected you. Still there were a few and the newbies that still undereTony x reader: Trouble2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Khan X Reader) Up!"No."(Khan X Reader) Up!9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
You jumped up, eagerly running to the DVD player popping in the disc. "This is gonna be great! It's the sweetest/saddest movie ever, and you'll love-Well no you won't, but you're gonna watch it with me anyway." Grabbing the DVD remote you sprint back to the couch plopping down next to -the now brooding- Khan.
"This is absurd. Watching movies made for children. I am above-"
"Just shut up and spend some time with me, doofus." You huffed.
Kahn took a deep breath and closed his eyes, biting his tongue. Exhaling through his nose he gave in and leaned back on the couch, throwing his arm around your shoulder. "Alright. I'll watch with you."
"Thank you." You replied leaning into his side.
Just as Khan was getting comfortable, you jumped up unexpectedly. "Wait, we need popcorn!" You exclaimed, jogging into the kitchen just as the movie started, your bare feet making little stick
Tag Sora X Little ReaderTraverse Town was a great place for a child, minus the heartless, of course. But they were only in the Second and Third District. You smiled running around the First District, playing tag with your friends Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Huey, Dewey, and Louie are triplets, but it's easy to tell them apart. Huey is the one wearing red, Dewey is the one wearing blue, and Louie is the one wearing green.Tag Sora X Little Reader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Tag! You're it, ______!" Dewey exclaimed, tagging your shoulder. After tagging you, Dewey turned around running away before you could tag him back. The triplets laughed, all running away from you now.
"Awww!" You pouted, stopping in your tracks. "I hate being it!" You frowned crossing your arms, "It's fun when you're trying to get away from them, but when you have to do the chasing... It's so boring!"
"Awww! Come on, don't give up!" an happy, encouraging voice came from behind you. At first you thought it was Cid, but it sure didn't sound like him. A bit startled, you turned around to see an old
Sherlock x Reader Chapter 5- Dilated Maybe?1 hour later…Sherlock x Reader Chapter 5- Dilated Maybe?1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Both John and Sherlock had gone out a while ago and left you watching TV which was now starting to get boring. Then Sherlock walked in putting some bags down on the floor. He glared at you for a bit then he dragging you in to the Kitchen. Soon John joined you and Sherlock in the Kitchen and suddenly started to look through the cupboards. �
You were slightly confused at first but then he brought out a first- aid which explained everything. �
As you sat down, he got out some bandages and anti- septic wipes out of the box. “John was seriously going to play doctor with Me.” you thought as Sherlock walked off.
“I assure you, I'm perfectly fine,” you insisted but John wasn't listening; he had already seen the cuts that you were hiding and as he was your brother, he knew you hated him acting like father did whenever you got hurt as a child.
“What happened before your flat was destroyed?” He said as got out an anti-septic wi
ReaderxSherlock - Dream part 2ReaderxSherlock - Dream part 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Would you like a little practice, then?"
Sherlock pauses for a few moments then says, "Don't bore me."
You smirk and begin stating the crime. "A husband and wife are celebrating the opening of their new orphanage. The husband is shot dead in his bedroom while the wife makes the announcement to the party guests. There is blood on the floor of the bathroom and on the corner of the table next to the bed." As you speak the waterfall disappears and is replaced with the exact scene of the murder. "Both blood samples were tested and belong to the victim's wife. The wife claims she had a nosebleed before giving her speech but that still doesn't explain how her blood got on the table. The blood obviously came from the murderer when they fought with the victim. But the wife has a solid alibi since she had more than fifty people watching her when the gun was fired. So, who is the murderer?"
Sherlock kneels beside the body and examines every inch of it with very keen eyes. He then stands and move
SevenMinutesInHeaven - MirokuXReaderSevenMinutesInHeaven - MirokuXReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Your turn now", Kagome decided, giving you a confident smile. "Go on, grab inside and pick an item!"
You stood up, eagerly putting your hand into the bag and pulling out the first item you found inside. It was a bracelet made of turquoise beads. You suddenly felt slightly uncomfortable, because you recognized who this item belonged to.
"I bet it's Miroku, right?", you discovered and sighed as it really was Miroku who stood up and walked up to you.
"Very well done, ______. You seem to know me well", she smiled.
"Seriously? That was too obvious, considering you're the only monk here...", Kagome interuppted and opened the closet door to let you two inside.
"Don't you dare rape her in there, Miroku! Or else I will drag you out of there. ____, scream, if he's doing anything that doesn't suit you", Kagome said, giving Miroku an intense stare as she closed the closet. "Seven minutes guys, see you then!"
"So, let's get started, shall we?", Miroku said and moved closer to you in the dark close
I miss youI miss you so muchI miss you3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I literally feel this pain inside of me when I am not talking to you
I miss your silly jokes, I miss your sweet words
I miss everything about you
When I met you I knew you'd take my heart just like that
Oh my god, You had me so quickly
Everything feels wrong when you're not around
I know I missed up, pretty bad
But trust me I miss you
I burst out laughing when you're around, You make me smile and forget about everything
I miss you so much that it hurts
I miss you so much that is so weird
I miss your sweet smile
I need your smile so I can be able to love again
I can't describe how I feel about you
I can't, I just can't
Because what I feel about you is much bigger than words
You have no idea how much it hurts, You just don't
Alone Time pt. Two (StarkxReader)You jerk as an explosion sounded throughout the house, scrambling to your feet, grabbing a fire extinguisher as you raced to the garage and sprayed the flames away. You sigh, sitting down and patted your heart.Alone Time pt. Two (StarkxReader)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“D-damn it Stark… what did you do…?” you glare at the man who looked like he had just exploded himself.
“I’m… not entirely sure, actually… one minute I’m fixing a wire and the next “boom!” Tony held his hands up in surrender.
“Clean the mess up.” You order, standing and moving into the kitchen. ‘It’s going to be a long three days…” you open the fridge, taking out two eggs and set them on the counter. You crawled around in a cabinet until you found a metal bowl, pulling yourself to your feet and sighed as you saw him playing with one of the eggs.
“You making omelets?” he raised his eye brow at you.
“No, I was making myself some scrambled eggs. Make yo
Alone Time (StarkxReader)You sigh as you lay in the snow, shutting your eyes as the sky grew dark above you, hearing nothing but the soft crunch of the animals around you as they crept through the frozen land and just let your body dead weight.Alone Time (StarkxReader)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
‘Nothing cool ever happens here… I wish I could go to New York; at least the Avengers are there... I bet they’d be great to party with…” you think. You jerk, sitting bold up right as a loud sonic boom rang out, shaking snow laden trees so hard that the powder fell in large chunks to the ground, all the animals scarring for hiding places as you glanced up at the sky. “Holy shit!?” you gasp in shock as something crashes to the ground a couple hundred yards away, sending not only snow into the air but dirt and metal bits as well. You quickly got to your feet, running over to the crash and peeked over the edge of a small crater.
“JARVIS… what happened…?” Tony mumbled from the busted Iron Man suit.
TonyStarkXReader chap 5Chapter 5TonyStarkXReader chap 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
*2 days after nightmare incident. You and Tony have grown closer. You help him with his work and you two have fun. One night, Tony's in his room and he calls you in....*
"______, Tony wants to see you." Jarvis voice reaches you through the bathroom door. You were taking a hot bath because you were in a relaxing mood. "Okay Jarvis. Thanks" You get out of the bath, towel off and your putting on some cleans clothes when you wonder where Tony is. "Jarvis?" "Yes _____?" "Where is Tony?" "I believe he is in his bedroom" You stop buttoning up your red plaid shirt. "His bedroom?" "Yes ____" You shrug and head to Tony's room.
You pause as you reach the door. "You can come in" Tony's voice floats to you from his room. You walk into the room and look around. Tony's bed sits in the middle and opposite the bed on the wall is the huge wall-screen tv. Tony was standing in front of the floor to ceiling windows, gazing out at the ocean. "Hey Tony" Tony turns around and
to go withoutsometimes i wonder what it would be like to live without thinking about if the homeless man i see on my way to school has children. he has the sort of eyes that glow with a thousand stories, the kind my parents friends used to tell me when i was little, about how cruel the world can be. i would sit around a fire watching them sip their beer or whiskey or wine, and they'd just stare at the ground with glassy faces as if reciting the lines to a play they knew too well.to go without3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
the man stares as i walk past, every day without fail. sometimes i wonder if he remembers me or not, or if he just likes to study people the way i do. he's spent so long just watching, waiting as the growing world evolves around him, left behind like the boy in primary school who could never run as fast as the rest of us.
often, i lay in bed and imagine him against his weathered brick wall in the dark and hope that he is okay. one day i'd like to talk with him, about his life and his childhood and how he ended up against t