Mare-Do-Well! lyricsMare-Do-Well! lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Daring mare of mystery
Champion of right
Swoops out of the shadows
Pony owns the pony-ville
Somewhere some villain schemes
But his number's up
(3-2-1) Mare-Do-Well (when there's trouble you call M.W.)
Mare-Do-Well (let's get dangerous)
Mare-Do-Well (Mare-Do, Mare-Do-Well!)
Out of magic and she appears
Master of modest
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
No-pony knows for sure
But bad guys are out of luck
'Cause here comes (Mare-Do-Well)
Look out! (when there's trouble you call M.W.)
Mare-Do-Well (let's get dangerous)
Mare-Do-Well (better watch out, you bad boys)
Untitled PoemsYou stab yourself in the heartUntitled Poems8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
With a poison filled barb
We call it depression and
We're ready to medicate
Pop the pills and the pain
Goes away, and you give in
Welcome another happy addict
Cut the skin from my bones
The disgusting sinner falls away
Digitally stimulated and disconnected
Cake the make up on the slut
Remove the tumor implanted within
Fuck the regret you feel, it isn't real
Let loose the anger cannon inside your heart
Explosive emotions fill up the emptiness
Drug me up and spit me out
Eat the sins of your maker
Devour the love you feel
Atone for your imperfection
With pain you will pay
Tear away life, piece by piece
Skeletal regret will never repent
Lick the plastic breast of falsity.
Worship the idol of 'perfection'.
Dance around the store-bought hero.
Celebrate the mundane creativity.
Give into the bland world they've ma
PoemsRevengePoems8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A cold winder day
A deep stary night
The moon in the sky
No cloud in ones sight
I sit on a bench
I sit all alone
I wish it was Summer
If only I'd known
It rains a deep mist
Of white petals of snow
I shiver with fear
The wind harshly blow
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with the world?
On that one little bench
I sit down all curled
I wish I weren't here
I wish I were dead
I wish I was gone
And that's enough said
But a small light that shines
Shows me the way
And it shows me to joy
On that warm Summer day
Children laugh and they play
And one sits alone
And look at me now
I'm hardly well known
For I am that girl
That was picked on and beat
Other kids would laugh
The world at my feet
I'm the same way now
I'm picked on for fun
But know it's my turn
And my fun's just begun...
A Town Of No Hope
It's dark and it's cold
I want to go home
But in this small town
I stand there alone
Abandoned through years
And not spoken at all
A dare to stay here
And I want to stand tall
A haunted smal
H-birthday to me.....Sondash vs MordetwiH-birthday to me.....Sondash vs Mordetwi3 years ago in Humor More Like This
well, today my birthday and as a way to celebrate subi an image, which is not created by me (that i found in derpibooru) but above all reflects my greatest desire and above all this so kawai
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me.
...But the Kitchen Sink...But the Kitchen Sink3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Pinkie, I'm telling you, as weird and crazy as you can be, it wouldn't work!"
"Nuh-uh! It would!" Pinkie Pie insisted as they entered the bakery. "We could totally replace your entire house with cotton candy! We could make it float and everything! And you could live in it, and you could eat cotton candy anytime you wanted! And...and, I could live there too! And we could eat cotton candy all day long!"
"...You do make a good point. How much would it cost?"
Pinkie's face scrunched up. "Let's see: move that there, carry the one...oh, boy! Only about ten million bits! What a deal, right?"
Rainbow Dash shook her head and laughed. "Now, where are those cupcakes you promised me?"
"Oh, right in the kitchen!" Pinkie said. "I made them special, just for you! They're vanilla: your favorite!"
Her mouth beginning to water, the cyan mare began to gall
A Prayer For LunaA Prayer For LunaA Prayer For Luna3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My dearest Luna,
We thank you for
The Moon you raise,
And the stars
In the evening sky
As the jewels in
Your flowing mane.
My noble princess,
You are not shunned,
We hide not from
The night you bring;
You are the peace
In the enveloping darkness,
Protecting us from harm.
We beseech you:
Raise the Moon
And bathe your kingdom
In it's fair light.
Keep your people safe
In your humbling night.
And only rest your weary head
When your sister
Brings forth her light
And reclaims her righteous day.
Pinkie Pie Meets the UniversePinkie Pie Meets the Universe3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Universe is an impossibly vast and mysterious place, filled with untold wonder and beauty. Infinite, glorious, and breathtaking, its miraculous workings bring tears to the eyes of artists, scientists, and laymen alike. Even the infinitesimally minute sliver of the cosmos visible from any given star, planet, or asteroid is enough to leave even the most cynical of souls utterly breathless. Truly, the Universe is as magnificent as it is vast, stretching beyond sight, sound, and imagination.
Also, it is a colossal jerk.
As a matter of fact, it would not be stretching the truth to say that the most spiteful entity in the Universe was, in fact, the Universe itself. It loved nothing more than to ram galaxies together, smash asteroids into planets, and wipe out vast swaths of the cosmos with hyper-nova radiation, all for the sake of making sure that life never reared its disgusting little head. In fact, the very idea of living organisms crawling around its vast, unfathomable reaches w
Prince Zalek's profilePrince Zalek's profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Prince Zalek.
Visual appearance: Light body, Black coat with white stripes and a blue and white mane/tail.
Sexual appeal: Straight.
Dislikes: Prince Blueblood, Discord and Country music.
Zalek was born a thousand years prior to Nightmare Moon's return, with his parents Discord and Princess Celestia. After he was a few months old Discord turned on Celestia and abused Zalek by snapping his horn in the process. Twenty one years later Luna corrupted and imprisioned Zalek for a thousand years.
After being released he met Trixie Lulamoon in the Everfree Forest. She took him to Hoofington and he lived a normal life before being evicted from his appartment and he was forced to live on the street. He later saved Trixie from the Ursa Major and started traveling with her before eventually starting to date her.
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #64, 65, 66!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #64, 65, 66!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#64) I'm at college and my room-mate doesn't know that I like MLP. I'm embarrassed to mention it to him, but it's a problem because I can't draw or watch ponies with him in the room...which is all the time. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think you should be at an age now where you should be accepted for your inoffensive interests. He probably has his own interests that could be seen as embarrassing. You're living together for the foreseeable future, and so it's not healthy to keep something to yourself that you want to be a part of. It won't be much fun spending an entire year, or perhaps longer, hiding your interest and avoiding drawing and so on.
Don't make an effort to 'tell' him: that's making it more important than it needs to be. Just do what you usually do draw ponies and watch the episodes on Youtube or whatever. If he asks what you're watching, again, don't go overboard. Announcing that you're a 'brony' is unnecessary. Just say that it's a show
True Love's ConfessionI should have told you, the moment that I met you, that I could fall head over heels for you.True Love's Confession9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
When we spent late nights talking about everything and nothing, I should have told you that I was attracted to you.
When you showed me your sensitive side, then hurriedly tried to cover it with a witty phrase, I should have told you that I was in awe of you.
When the rain was falling, so fast we couldn't see, I should have kissed you.
When the night was cold and you complained of it's bitterness, I should have held your hand.
When you smiled and my knees went weak, I should have told you.
When you touched me, I should have mentioned the jump of my stomach.
When I saw the ache of sadness in your eyes, I should have held you fast to me.
When I looked into your eyes, and you asked what was the matter, I should have told you that I adore you and when you showed me things, no one else has, I should have said, that I feel everything for you.
When you stood beside me and asked why I was staring, I sh
CuttingWhat's one cut on your wrist,Cutting10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
One lie being told,
One promise being broken,
One life being taken.
Just think of who you're hurting,
It's not just you
It's your friends, family and even enemies.
They all love you,
So why do you feel they don't?
It's not helping anyone,
Not even you!!
So just stop what's killing everyone else but yourself!
MasochistAlone in the dark,Masochist4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
they are watching me,
I can see them,
can they tell?
Oh no! They've spotted me peeking!
I'll be punished for sure!
But, I like it here.
Although I don't belong,
it suits me well.
in my darkest state,
when I'm bound and broken,
I find comfort in that fact.
If a Feminist Were HonestWhat if a feminist were forced to say what’s really on her mind, like Jim Carrey’s character in Liar Liar? This is how a poem by such a feminist might read.If a Feminist Were Honest1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I need feminism because…
Women need more,
Scholarships for college,
New business grants,
Even though they already outnumber men,
In college and entrepreneurship.
We need more female CEO’s and political leaders,
But not more women in…
Forestry, sewage, or mining,
Truck driving, or taxi driving,
Or garbage collection,
Or more men on magazine covers,
Or higher-paid male models,
Or fewer men dying on the job,
Or fewer men dying in wars,
Or fewer homeless men,
Or fewer male suicides,
Or fewer men in prison.
You see, men losing is sexual dimorphism,
While women losing is sexism.
Should be made EQUAL to
The most successful men
Whether they earn it or not.
That’s gender equality!
I need feminism because…
SamaraSamara7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Born to this world you were immediately deemed as cursed.
Your mommy tried to save your soul by drowning you while humming a lullaby.
She was caught in the act and you were saved, however your soul wasnt.
So very young you did not show emotion nor shed a tear.
But water was really your one biggest fear.
Years later you were adopted by a new mommy and daddy too.
At first they loved you but then something went horribly wrong.
The horses would drown themselves along the beach.
All the animals feared you and avoided you by dying, one by one by one.
Mommy loved her horses and saw the evil light shine upon you.
Daddy locked you in the barn in a tiny room just below the roof.
Hed take the long ladder away so you wouldnt get down..
You stay up at night with nothing but the TV as company.
Oh how the TV would become your best friend.
On a sunny day you stood and sang by the well.
Here we go, the world is spinning.
When it stops, it's just beginning.
Sun comes up, we all l
Shuckle BuildsShuckle: The Mold PokemonShuckle Builds4 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Resistances: Poison, Normal
Weaknesses: Water, Steel, Rock
Stall Potential: 5/5
Set-Up Potential: 3/5
Sweeping Potential: 2/5
Toxic Staller Build
Hold Item: Leftovers/Mental Herb
Infestation (Protect if you use mental herb)
Strategy: Start off by throwing one or two shell smashes, use toxic, infestation, and then keep using shell smash. Use
Therapy Session pt 2Betsy took a deep breath and said in a high, shaky voice, "Let's not panic." Her hand flew to her mouth and Paul was still smiling on the couch.Therapy Session pt 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
He didn't panic. He felt great. He began to watch his oddball therapist get up from her leather chair and walk over to the smashed tape recorder on the carpet floor. While she picked up the broken pieces, his smile vanished once he realized what he done.
"Oh gosh," Paul whispered. "Please forgive me, Betsy..." He started to get up from the couch to go help her with the mess, but she shot him a glare that said Stay away from me you crazy bastard. He swallowed hard and sat back down.
"I can get you a new tape recorder," he heard himself say.
"Don't bother," Betsy snapped. "I think we're done for today."
What? Paul blinked a few times. That's it? But I still have so much to say!
"I really don't feel better," he told Betsy out loud. "Please give me another chance!"
Betsy Rosendale took another deep breath. "Fine," she murmured
Ringo's Gift"Hey, mum? Yeah, don't worry, we're on our way. Ringo said he needed to make a quick stop, then we'll come to the party....yes, tell dad I picked up the whisky for the nog....no, I will not drink any until we get home....yes, mum, you have my word. My solemn word....I don't have a bible right now, but I swear on that too, yes. Ok, mum, I see Ringo coming, I gotta go....love you. See you soon, bye!"Ringo's Gift3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
George sighed heavily as exited the phone booth. The wintery chill of Liverpool sent a shiver down his spine, but he didn't mind. He loved the winter season and he especially loved Christmas time. His parents were throwing a huge party back at his house and he had invited the other Beatles (along with their families) to partake in the festivities.
Ringo needed a ride, but for some reason he said he had a very important errand to run before they went to the party. Since George had an errand of his own to run (buying whisky for the famous Harrison Egg Nog his dad was making), he decided to pic