AttacksHomer Jay Simpson
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
PoemsMy heart beats the same for everyone but him.Poems7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I cant breath, speak or move when he comes around the corner.
Motionless, shocked, in awe and in love.
Scream your heart out.
You will be heard.
Everyone is listening.
Your heart will scream.
Its pounding so hard.
I can hear it.
Wake up baby, it's time to grow up.
I've been staining this razor for too long.
I can't handle any of this anymore.
Do away with me and Slit my throat.
I dont know who did,
but someone put stars in your eyes.
I cant stop smiling when i talk to you.
Waiting for you to come and stand by me.
I miss you so much
This pain is so unreal
Why do i even have to feel?
Its killing me inside
My world is dark and Gray
Please come and stand with me, untill the end of day.
Short bio: MaggieQuick bio: MaggieShort bio: Maggie6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Full name:Margaret Maggie Simpson.
Age: 8 (about two months older than Lisa)
Like her brother Maggie isn't one for good behaviour. She keeps a great deal of secrets. Especially with her part time job at the Legitimate businessman's social club (no one else in the family knows) and her indulgences stemming from her job in things she's not legally old enough to do. Including sampling cocktails, practising with firearms and other deadly weapons and taking cigars from her workplace (the last of which is indirectly the fault of her favourite aunts in law Patty and Selma). Still, it's her shady little job that helps keep the family homed during Homer's regular "forced vacations". It also grants her an effective immunity to bullying.
Although some of the things she does may not be morally hygienic it doesn't mean she's a bad person. She's just way to grown up. Unlike Bart she's very generous and polite to to a lot of people. No doubt she's n
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
Blue HalosSideshow Bob/Bart slash here!! This is only the first chapter, so it's pretty crappy, but it gets better as it goes on.Blue Halos8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Set after Day Of The Jackanapes, told in Bob's POV. Bob realises just how much he may have hurt Bart
In this chapter, Bob is basically just musing things over and talking with Krusty. It will get better as it goes on I swear. Or, at least, I hope!
So, here I was. I had hypnotized Bart to kill Krusty, as usual the plan failed, I had been sentenced to death and managed to weasel out of it, and now here I am face to face with Krusty once more. I was outside the studio, taking a walk from the flat I had rented, forming a new plan to kill Bart. I walked past the building, so caught up in my thoughts I barely recognized it, but then I saw Krusty leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette.
He saw me as I saw him, and we both stared for a moment. It was strangley good to see him. After our last little get together, despite my trying to ki
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Simpsons WG StoryBart's belly was still growing and growing! It now touched the floor and expanded further outward. By the time he was finished, Bart had an immense belly with many rolls and a yellow glow. He let out a large belch that sent waves through his gut.Simpsons WG Story8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Wow!", Bart exclaims in delight. "My stomach's as big as a mountain!"
"A mountain, yes," Marge said, "But it's not as big as Everest!" She went to the refrigerator and pulled out what seemed to be the most largest sundae in the history of Earth. Bart & Lisa drooled a river when they saw the sight of it.
The sundae was loaded with nearly 300 scoops of vanilla chocolate chip ice cream decorated with large marshmallows, cookies, sprinkles, donuts, cupcakes, and heavy whipped cream covering. On the top, there was a giant cherry. It was like many desserts crammed into one big treat.
"Dig in, Kids!", Marge shouted as Bart & Lisa began to devour the gigantic sundae. Marge watched in glee as the kids' stomachs expanded with quick speed.
An hour later
Chipmunk Christmas in NY Chap1Chipmunk Christmas in NY Chap16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chipmunk Christmas In New York
Disclamer: I don't own the Chipmunks, I just write fan fiction about them.
"Simon look how beautiful this view is." Jeanette exclaimed as she looked out the large picture window of their living area of their three bedroom suite that they sharing in New York City.
Outside the snow was falling beautifully onto the streets and reflecting off the trees light up with white Christmas lights . Simon joined her at the window, "Wow Jeanette, you are right, it's amazing."
Brittany came up behind them and scoffed "Who cares how beautiful it is. It's way too cold! Why couldn't we have went someplace warm like Maui for Christmas?" she complained clearly annoyed as she wrapped a blanket around her shoulders over the already two layers she was already wearing.
"But Brittany, don't you remember why we are here? We agreed to sing at their charity Christmas Eve concert to raise money for the needy children in the city." Ellie reminded her.
Her sister sombered a l
An Ice Heart Melts With WarmthCh. 1An Ice Heart Melts With Warmth5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hello everyone! This is my first attempt at a Simpson story and I can only say I pray I get the character's personalities down. I know many people don't like the idea of Bob, an old guy, with Bart Simpson who's thought of as a young boy. Well, two things; one, he's sixteen in this story. And two what the hell are you doing reading this story if you don't like it? XD
My idea: At the age of sixteen, Bart Simpson is having a great life! He's got several girls falling at his feet and the boys looking up at him with awe. And a stalker! Oh wait that's not a good. The stalker, of course, being Sideshow Bob watches him through high school. One day near Christmas, Springfield High School goes on a skiing trip; Bob sneaks into the cabin Bart has. Who knew a simple act of Mother Nature would trap them, forcing them to help one another to survive?
The bell rang loud, echoing through the cool crisp air
Simon's Homework Help Chapter2Simon's Homework Help Chapter26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Homework Help Chapter 2
Disclamer: I do not own the Chipmunks or Chipettes I just write fanfiction about them.
As morning came the sunlight shined on Simon's face and he awoke. It took him a moment to remember what had happened but smiled when he looked down at the girl he loved so much asleep next to him. He gently leaned down and kissed her forehead.
"Jeanette, it is morning. I should walk you home now."Simon said gently to her.
Jeanette awoke, rubbing her eyes under her glasses and lightly smiled at him then frowned some, realizing that morning meant that she had not been home yet. "Miss Miller, Ellie and Brit must be very worried about me. I may be grounded for this." she said, frowning and worried.
Simon nodded and gently helped her up, still concerned about her ankle some. "Can you walk on your ankle?" he asked, looking down at it, worried. Jeanette looked down at it as well and put some weight on it, surprised that it did not even hurt. "I can!"she said excitedly and gave Simon
Castaway: A TDI Fanfic Ch. 1, Pt. 2Total Drama CastawayCastaway: A TDI Fanfic Ch. 1, Pt. 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1, Part 2 - All Good Things...
Aaron arrived back at the wreckage where he was found just minutes before, looking to see scattered luggage, papers and shards of metal scattered across the jungle floor. Approaching the hole where he had been pulled out, he knelled down to avoid hitting his head, before stepping slowly along what used to be the floor of the plane. The boy cringed a bit when seeing a body over near the edge of the dug-in fuselage. Slowly making his way over, he leaned over to see if he could find anything to identify it.
What he found was the unmoving, paled corpse of an anonymous man; he looked like he was in his mid 30's or so, well-dressed, and had a pretty clean haircut. Upon further inspection, Aaron noticed something bulging behind the lapel of the man's jacket, something so large and distinctive in shape that it stood out. Reaching his hand down, Aaron gingerly pulled back the lapel...he stopped suddenly, surprised, when he saw a pistol
The Simpsons: Bobfather, Chapter 1Maggie stared across the room at the golden idol. She put her hands on her hips. The journey had not been easy, but now, being so close to her goal made all the trouble worth it. Her partner stepped forward.The Simpsons: Bobfather, Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Let us hurry, there is nothing to fear here”, he said with a greedy smile.
Before he could complete his first step, Maggie stopped him; she slammed him to the wall, “that’s what scares me…” she exhaled.
Maggie took a deep breath, a mix of stale temple air combined with cool air that wafted through the drafty ceiling now and then. Bending down to examine the floor, Maggie tipped her fedora back as she looked over the various booby-trapped tiles that stood before herself and her prize.
“Stay here”, she instructed the man.
“If you insist, senorita”, her partner smiled and let Maggie pass by.
Maggie calculated each step. It seemed like an eternity between each foot fall. Carefully she made her way across the floor. One, two,
Down a Slippery SlopeStory: Down a Slippery SlopeDown a Slippery Slope6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
It was a disagreeable place, Krusty studios, albeit hidden behind the front of cheerful buffoonery; the sort of thing he had grown up with, he and his brother watching the Krusty the Clown show in front of the television. However, the backstage was an entirely different matter and it had never occurred to him how very ugly the childrens entertainment business could be until that unfortunate pie-in-the-face-take.
It had seemed innocent enough at the time, and the job offer that followed was cheerfully declined. Since then, he had rejected the same offer an innumerable amount of times, through the various phone calls that he had received from the clown. They varied from simple requests, to begging, to bribes, to threats, and sometimes all of these were in the same phone call. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take no for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 14 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH1You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH13 years ago in Drama More Like This
The sunlight was balancing off the yellow paint of the school wall and was reflecting back into the atmosphere. The grass had that small flacks of water on them and dripped off as the blade of grass could not hold it no longer. A gentle breeze was slowly flowing, just enough to move the crisp brown autem leaves along the sidewalk. The wind picked up now and then and moved everything slightly. The wind was able to move a small soccer ball that had rolled away from its owner in a constant circle. It rolled back to its owner and tilted onto his leg. The owner was a young boy, Preston, he was actually a young snow globe, to be precise. A thin tear rolled down his cheek, onto his dusted, tattered soccer uniform. He made a small sniffle and rubbed his eye with is bruised arm. He was constantly looking down at the floor and slowly swinging his
What If She Stayed?What If She Stayed?What If She Stayed?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I remember perfectly the day she was born.
It was cold and dark outside. When I first saw her, I remember thinking, "Oh my god. Is she really mine?" She had the most beautiful brown eyes that were always taking in everything since she was only a few minutes old. Right from the start she was always moving and observing things and loved blabbing in that adorable baby-talk.
She smiled and reached up to me and gave this tiny, happy cry. It was surreal for me. Unbelievable, really. I was afraid, though. What if this was all a dream? I didn't want to wake up, but then I realized it wasn't a dream. It was real life, and I was truly relieved and overjoyed.
Charlie and I thought about naming her Caroline at least that's what we agreed on before she was born. But it just didn't seem special enough, you know? So, finally, I had it. Coraline. C-O-R-A-L-I-N-E. I thought of it myself! I just switched the vowels and we had the perfect name for ou
Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons5 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Pokemon: FireRapidashI guess you can say that since I was out of touch with the mainstream games, I never really understood that "emotional bond" people always go on about between themselves and their Pokémon. I've always been more analytical about the games and thought that these creatures were nothing more than pixels which had to be strategically used in order to win.Pokemon: FireRapidash4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Maybe that's why this one ROM hack totally freaked me out. It kind of gave me a rude awakening to what I was really missing with these games. Before I go on, yes, this ROM seems to have been removed from the internet after I had played it, so don't bother looking for it. It's a stupid cliché, I know, but it's the utmost truth. I even went scouring for this thing again to share it with you, but to no avail, so I guess for now you're just stuck with my story.
I used to play Pokémon when I was young. Blue, Red, Yellow, Silver, Gold Crystal... yeah, I played them all. I only lost interest in the games after the Ruby a
Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
The warm day had turned into a cold night and Lisa was thankful for her forethought in bringing a coat. She wondered if her family had noticed she was gone, and if they even cared. In the end she decided it didn't matter, when Bart ran away everyone worried and rejoiced his return. This would be just like everything else, with her getting in even more trouble. Not to mention Bart might think she tattled on him and would be furious.
She shuddered and picked up her pace. The cool wind carried the scent of someone's dinner reminding her she hadn't eaten since lunch at school. Absently she wondered how long it would take her to starve to death. Probably too long. After walking for so long her feet started to ache, so she found a nearby park and sat down to rest.
Perhaps running away wasn't the smart
kiki601's Christmas presentSoft Christmas music played through the house as Maddie hung up another part of the string of tinsel she had wrapped around her arm. As she put up the red glittery tinsel, she couldn't help but think about the holiday. She had been asked countless times what she wanted and she did give the people that asked a list. However, it wasn't a complete list since there was one more thing she wanted that she wouldn't get. Well someone would be more accurate.kiki601's Christmas present4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"And that was a classic we all know and love," The overly cherry DJ on the radio announced, making her smile lightly at how forced it all sounded.
"Next up we have a new song that people keep asking for, so to keep them quiet here it is," That line made her laugh out loud as she finished putting up the red tinsel and grabbing the silver and heading to another wall.
The song that started playing was one of those remakes of a old, good song that wasn't all that bad. She had got three half
Wybie and CatWybie Lovat was running around the house after his grandma, desperately pleading as he did so. Wybie was seven years old and just begging for a pet, but his grandma refused him every time.Wybie and Cat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wyborne, how many times have I told you, were not getting a pet! she told him sternly.
But gramma! the seven-year-old protested. Everyone in the first grade has a pet! Im not asking for a dog or anything, I just want something! Im the only one! His lower lip quivered and his eyes widen to the fullest extent that they possibly could.
Ms. Lovat turned around and sighed. Wyborne, Im sorry. she murmured as she crouched down and put her hand on her grandsons shoulder. I just dont have time to help you care for a pet.
Wybie frowned. But Ill take care of it! You dont have to do a thing except help me pay for food and stuff! he promised as he began to hop excited