Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Zetsu
“Hey there sweetheart. Come up here and take your turn.” Jiraiya signaled you to join him in the middle of the room with a wave and a smile.
“Yes, finally.” You quickly went to stand next to Jiraiya and placed your hand in the bucket. Directly on the top of the piles of items was something slightly cold, it felt very fragile. You lifted it from the bucket to find a large white flower with a yellow center. “This is pretty. Who does it belong to?” You twirled the flower around in your fingers.
“Mine. The item wasn't my idea though.” Zetsu stood up from the couch and walked over to you. “It was mine.” The voice was still coming from Zetsu, but it sounded more cheerful, and was higher pitched than before.
“Well this should be interesting. You're basically getting to go into the closet with two guys. To bad that guy's a plant.” Jiraiya let out a loud laugh. “I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. Let's just g
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KakuzuNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kakuzu2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey there little darling, it's your turn to play.” Jiraiya smiled happily and took your hand, leading you to the center of the room. “Go ahead and pick out your item. Good luck.”
You placed your hand inside the bucket and began feeling around the massive mountain of items. A small plastic box captured your attention. After pulling the small box from the bucket, you realized it was a sewing kit. “I'm really not sure which one of you sews.”
“I do. It's rather important that I know how to sew, seeing as I'm stuck with someone who is constantly loosing body parts on the battlefield.” Kakuzu moved from his seat to where you were standing.
“Hey, there's someone here that's actually older than I am. That's cool, for me anyway.” Jiraiya let out a stupid laugh. “Not so cool for you though. Anyway, we had better get you two started.” He walked you to over to the closet and let you inside. “H
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KisameNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kisame2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey there pretty young thing, It's your turn to play.” Jiraiya took your hand, helping you off the couch and led you to the middle of the room. “Go ahead and choose your item.”
You nodded and placed your hand inside the bucket. “Let's hope I don't get anyone too freaky.”
Immediately realizing there were way too many items for you to try to make an educated decision, you chose at random. What you lifted out of the bucket looked, and felt like, a beanie baby in the design of a shrimp. You thought maybe it belonged to Iruka, but before you could ask a large hand took hold of your shoulder.
“It seems you have my item. Too bad for you.” Kisame laughed, patting your shoulder.
“I actually kind of feel bad for you.” Jiraiya looked at you, unsure if he wanted to let you go into the closet with Kisame.
“Your rude Jiraiya.” You took Kisame's hand and walked into the closet, sitting you both
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven NagatoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Nagato2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“It's your turn to play next. So get ready.” Jiraiya let the current couple out of the closet and returned to the center of the room. “Okay, you ready to go?”
“Yup, as ready as I'll ever be.” You walked up to where he was standing and dropped your hand inside the bucket. There wasn't a whole lot inside, so you were easily able to tell what you were picking. It was a bit of cloth; but what was printed on it worried you slightly. A red cloud, the symbol for the Akatsuki. “Which one of you guys did I get?”
Nagato looked up at you, and slowly stood from the couch. “That's my item.” He walked over to you, looking drained, tired, and rather emotionless. “I apologize, I doubt I'll be as much fun as some of the other candidates.”
To your surprise, Jiraiya wasn't protesting to you sharing your turn with him. He instead had a look of pity on his face. “Well, we should get you two started then, shouldn't we? Don
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven PainNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Pain2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You walk up to the center of the room and place your hand in side the large bucket. After a moment of feeling around for an item you wrapped your hand around what felt like plain paper. You lifted it out of the bucket to see you were right, just crumpled paper. “Well hopefully there's a name on this.” After straightening out the paper you could see “Pain” written in a very fancy style of writing. “Pain, this is yours.”
“Yes, I'm aware.” Pain made no attempt to move. “I should remember what item I placed in the bucket.”
“Well then, you should also remember the rules.” Jiraiya pulled Pain from the couch and pushed him into you. “Now take the lady into the closet. And be nice. I don't want to have to come in there and hurt you.” He shoved you both in the closet and shut the door.
Pain dusted himself off and sat down on the closet floor. “I'd like to see him try. He k
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven MadaraNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Madara2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was your turn to pick an item. You were a little bit nervous. It seemed like mostly villains were left, leaving you with a slim chance of getting anyone you actually knew. “Well, here goes nothing I guess.” You placed your hand inside the bucket and began to feel around. Nothing was really interesting so you just lifted up what was currently in your hand. It was a shot glass. “I really have no idea who's this is.”
“It doesn't actually belong to me, but I used it.” Madara stood, walking casually over to you. “I brought nothing for such a game.”
Jiraiya stiffened, unhappy that Madara was there. “I don't remember inviting you.” He pulled you away from Madara. “Why don't you pick something else?”
“No, it's fine. Just about everyone here opposes the leaf anyway. I might as well go.” You moved away from Jiraiya and took Madara's hand. “Don't try anything with those sharingan man.” You l
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven YamatoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Yamato2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jiraiya stood in the center of the room and looked over the crowd, stroking his chin and thinking. “I think you should go next. You're silently screaming pick me, I can see it.” He took your hand and led you to the bucket of items. “Go ahead and pick.”
“Yes sir.” You quickly placed your hand inside and started to feel around. Something small and hard got your attention. You lifted the oblong item from the bucket to find a large seed. “I can think of a few people this might belong to.”
“It's mine.” Yamato was standing behind you, you had no idea how he'd gotten there. “There part of a jutsu I use. I always keep them with me.”
“Okay then, you're making that creepy face Yamato.” Jiraiya slapped him on the back and started shoving him in the direction of the closet. “Let's not do that, you'll scare her away for sure.” He pushed Yamato into the closet and waited for you to step inside.
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KimimaroNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kimimaro2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey, hey, hey. Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time for your turn my dear.” Jiraiya grabbed your arm and pulled you to the center of the room. “Go ahead and pick an item. Good luck. You're going to need it.”
“Right, I'm sure.” You placed your hand inside the bucket. You had only been feeling around a few seconds when something sharp jabbed you in the palm of your hand. “Ouch, what the heck is this?” Lifting your hand from the bucket you notice a small shard of what looked like bone, sticking out of your palm. “Is this bone?”
“Yes. My clothing doesn't exactly have pockets, and I wasn't expecting to do this. Therefore I brought nothing to give.” Kimimaro took the bone from your hand and tossed it in the trash.
“Okay, that's weird. But whatever works for you.” Jiraiya scratched the back of his head awkwardly. “Let's just go ahead and get you two in the clo
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KotetsuNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kotetsu2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“For the next player, we have... You.” Jiraiya walked up to you smiling and took your hand in his. “You've been waiting here quite a while haven’t you? You must be pretty dang bored.” He laughed. “Well I won't keep you waiting any longer, go ahead and pick an item.”
You nodded and placed your hand inside the bucket, drawing up the first item you cam across. It was a bottle of syrup. “I honestly don't know who this might belong to.”
“Me.” Kotetsu left his spot next to Izumo and walked to the middle of the room with you. “I actually like syrup quite a lot.”
“So do I. But I don't think that's important right now. Let's just get you two started.” As Jiraiya made his way to the closet, Izumo started to stand. “No, no, you can't come this time. Your friend has to learn how to be alone with a girl.” Izumo sat back down, looking a little devastated. “You'll be okay, it's only se
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven JugoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Jugo2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Looks like things are getting down to the wire huh?” Jiraiya tapped your shoulder. “It's your turn though, so at least you know you'll be getting to play.” He led you to the center of the room and placed the bucket in front of you. “Good luck, I hope you don't get Guy.”
“I hope I don't get him too.” You shivered as you placed your hand inside the bucket. Something incredibly soft brushed against your fingers. You were sure it was moving. “What the...” You picked up whatever it was and lifted it from the bucket. “A bunny? Who put a bunny in here?”
Jugo stood and walked over to you, taking the bunny from your hands. “I did. I don't really own anything, so I just, called over a rabbit.” He blushed and sent the bunny on it's way.
“You two are just cute. Which is weird for me to say, seeing as Jugo is our enemy.” Jiraiya scratched the back of his head and let out a nervous laugh. “
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven HidanNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Hidan2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's your turn to pick an item. You walk up to the bucket and start feeling around. Something cold and metallic wraps around your fingers. You lift it out of the bucket. You immediately recognize it as Hidan's necklace. "I'm not so sure this is a good idea." You inwardly cringe.
Hidan was already next to you with his arm around your shoulders. "Too late, you picked out my item, and now I'm not going to let you go." He swept you off you feet and carried you to the closet.
"I don't trust him, if you need anything, just bang on the door and I'll open it right up." Jiraiya reluctantly shut the door.
"I don't think you'll be needing him, I can more than take care of you." Hidan sat down with you in his lap and began kissing you. Just as you expected him to be, he was rough and touchy. You tried to move away from his kiss, but couldn't. His hand was on the back of your head, keeping you firmly in place. After a moment of your struggling he stopped and gave you an
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven TobiNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Tobi2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Excited it was finally your turn to play, you quickly placed your hand in the bucket and began feeling around. Almost immediately something sticky, and squishy covered your hand. "Oh my god, what is this?" You pulled your hand out of the bucket, an unknown substance was covering your fingers. "Anyone want to tell me what this is?"
Tobi rushed up. "That's my dango, the stick should still be in the bucket somewhere." He reached in the bucket and fished out his stick. "Found it." He giggled. "Okay, now what?" He wrapped his arms around you and cuddled you in a hug.
"You two go into the closet, for seven minutes." Jiraiya handed you something to clean yourself up with. "Here you go." He then led you both to the closet and opened the door. "Have fun now. And don't let his adorable innocence lure you to the dark side. Be strong." With his warning, he shut and locked the door.
"He thinks I'm adorable." Tobi giggled. "You're pretty cute yourself. I bet my senpai wou
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven SuigetsuNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Suigetsu2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“I'm getting really tired of using this list. It takes way to long. You're pretty, so I say it's your turn to play.” Jiraiya walked up to you, grabbed your hand and led you to the middle of the room. “Now go ahead and pick an item. Just make sure it's something good.”
“I don't really see how I can pick a good item, but okay.” You reached into the bucket only to have a strange clear liquid travel up your arm and back down the front of your body. It pooled in front of you. “What the heck?” You poked at the liquid.
“Hey quit poking at me.” The liquid quickly took the form of a human, then shaped itself into the familiar image of Suigetsu. “Really, you didn't recognize me? I'm hurt.” He wrapped an arm around you.
“Suigetsu, you're naked.” Sasuke sighed. “Put some clothes on, no one want's to see that.”
“Yeah, yeah. I know.” Suigetsu walked behind the couch and retrieved his c
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven OrochimaruNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Orochimaru2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey, which one of you beautiful young ladies wants to play next hmm?" Jiraiya looked around the room, then pointed straight at you. "You, I think it's high time you had a go at this. Step right up and pick an item out of the bucket of love." He laughed.
You placed your hand in the basket and pulled out the first item you touched. It was a small rectangular box with a red nob on one end of the top. You slid over the knob only to have something pointy launch at you from the box. "What the heck is this? Some kind of finger torture trick?"
"No, it's just a snake in a box. People used to put venom on the tips of those tiny little fangs to easily kill their enemies. But now it's just a child's toy, what a pity." Orochimaru sighed, giving you a wicked grin.
Jiraiya was standing next to you protectively. "I don't think I want to let you go anywhere alone with him. He has no regard for anyone but himself."
"Oh come now Jiraiya, don't steal away our fun." Oroc
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven ChojiNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Choji2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“This game is taking a lot longer than I thought it would. I should have brought more snacks for you all.” Jiraiya laughed. “Anyway, it's your turn to play.” He took your hand and led you to the center of the room. “Go ahead and good luck.”
With out a word you placed your hand inside the bucket and began digging around excitedly. It didn't take you anytime at all to pick your item, an empty package of chips. “Really, you didn't leave me any at all?”
“No way, if I left chips in the bag, they could have gotten squished, or fallen out. Then I would have ruined perfectly good chips.” Choji moved from his spot next to Shikamaru and walked over to you. “Maybe I'll buy us a bag to share later or something.”
“That's sweet Choji, I know how much you like your chips.” Jiraiya ruffled Choji's hair and started for the closet. “Now let's get you two started shall we?” Choji gra
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KabutoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kabuto2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You walk up to the center of the room where Jiraiya and the large bucket are waiting for you. You place your hand inside and begin feeling around. Something cylindrical and very smooth gets your attention. After lifting it out of the basket you take a closer look. It was a type of test tube, containing a strange bluish liquid that you couldn't identify. “Who's alien matter is this?”
“That's not alien matter.” Kabuto began walking over to you with a crooked grin in his face. “That's Lord Orochimaru's DNA. I keep it with me where ever I go.” He took the vile from your hand and placed it inside one of the many pockets of his pants.
“That's pretty weird Kabuto. You might need a new hobby. Keeping your master's DNA on your person is a whole new level of obsessive behavior.” Jiraiya awkwardly scratched the back of his head as he led you both in the direction of the closet.
“Don't disrespect Lord Orochimaru, I won't stand for it.
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“I tell you what, I did not realize we had so many people here.” Jiraiya gave everyone a nervous laugh. “Guess I should shut up and get started huh?” He pointed at you. “Come on up here, I think it should be your turn.”
“Finally.” You half ran up to Jiraiya, immediately placing your hand inside the bucket. After a moment of searching, a small, blunt, tube like object captured your attention. “This feels, familiar for some reason.” You raised the item up from the bucket to find the very recognizable shape of a tube of lipstick. The small colour circle on the bottom read turquoise. “Okay, which one of you guys dresses in drag? Wait, never mind, most of you do that.” You laughed. “Who's lipstick is this?”
“I don't dress in drag, however, that lipstick does belong to me.” Sakon slowly walked over to you, a strange sort of smile covering his pale face.
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven ShinoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Shino2 years ago in Romance More Like This
After a very long time of waiting, it's finally your turn to pick an item. You walked up to stand next to Jiraiya and placed your hand in the bucket. You twirled your hand around inside and got tangled in something. It was a necklace with a firefly at the center. “Oh, this is really pretty. Who's item is this?”
“It's mine. I'm glad you like it. You can keep it if you'd like, I don't exactly wear jewelry.” Shino walked over to you from the corner. You couldn't tell if he was happy to have been picked or not due to his monotone voice and the fact that most of his body was covered.
“Thank you. That's really sweet of you.” You smiled happily and tried to place the necklace around your neck.
Shino quickly came to help you. “Here, let me help you.”
“You two are actually really cute together. Maybe I should consider a job as a match maker.” Jiraiya let out a loud laugh. “Anyway, lets get you tw
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven KankuroNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kankuro2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Tired of waiting? I bet you are.” Jiraiya patted your shoulder. “Well guess what? Your wait is over. Come on up here with me and pick an item.”
“Yes sir.” You ran up to the middle of the room before he was even there and started your search. After a moment of digging around in the bucket you pulled up a puppet. “Is this Sasori's?”
“No, it's mine.” Kankuro stood up and made his way over to you. I'm glad you think my puppets are as good as Sasori's though.” He smiled happily.
Jiraiya was already waiting by the closet for you two. “Okay, enough small talk you guys, get in the closet.” He made a waving motion as he opened the door. You and Kankuro walked in and sat on the floor. “I'll be back for you in seven minutes. Have fun now.” He shot you both a perverted grin and shot the door behind him.
“So you want to keep my puppet?” Kankuro was still smiling cheerfully. “I still
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven SasoriNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Sasori2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jiraiya called you up to the middle of the room and held out the large bucket for you. You pressed your hand through the items and felt around for only a few seconds before something rather interesting got your attention. After removing it from the bucket, you gave it a closer look. It was a small piece of wood, with very intricate carvings on it. The detail and time, that some had put into this amazed you. As you looked up to ask who it belonged to, Sasori appeared in front of you. You jumped. "God, you scared me."
"That's my item. You can keep it though. I couldn't get it how I wanted it." Sasori began walking to the closet. "No matter, I can always try again."
Jiraiya placed a hand on your shoulder as he walked with you to the closet. "Careful of that one. He's a smooth talker, I wouldn't want to lose you to him." He gave you a serious look as you walked into the closet. "I'll see you in seven minutes, don't disappoint me." With his warning, he shut and locked the door.
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven ZabuzaNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Zabuza2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was finally your turn to pick an item. Jiraiya called you to the center of the room and held out the bucket for you. “Good luck. I hope you get who you want.” He laughed loudly as you began your search.
“Hmm, there are a ton of items in here.” You felt around, looking for something interesting. “I have a feeling someone might have put multiple items in here.” Deciding on an item that you couldn't recognize, you lifted it from the bucket “I, don't know what this is.” It was a very smooth rectangular rock.
“That, is a whetstone. It's used for sharpening blades.” Zabuza slowly stood from his seat and walked over to you, taking the block from your hand. “It's very important for me to keep one of these at all times. I couldn’t live up to my name with a dull blade, could I?”
“This, conversation is a bit worrisome. Let's not, try to kill anyone while we're in the closet.” Jiraiya walked to th
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven IzumoNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Izumo2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“I'm getting to old for this.” Jiraiya stretched, cracking his back and looked down at the list. “You know what, I can't read this. I don't know where I left my glasses. So you, you come here.” He was signaling to you. “I'll just let you play next.”
“Thank you.” You walked over to where Jiraiya was and started feeling around inside the bucket. A bottle of something caught your attention. Wanting to know what it was, you lifted it from the bucket. “Hand sanitizer? Who's the germ freak?”
“I'm not a germ freak. I just like things to be clean.” A blushing Izumo stood from his place next to Kotetsu and walked over to you. “I hope you don't mind using that.”
“Izumo, you don't ask a girl to clean herself before you go into a closet with her. That's just rude boy.” Jiraiya sighed and shook his head. “You're already off to a bad start. No come on.”
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“Are we about finished with this game yet? I tell you, I had no idea we would have so many people show up to play.” Jiraiya slumped over and sighed. “Oh well, it was my idea, so I shouldn't complain. You come on up, you're closest to me.” Jiraiya grabbed the bucket and placed it in front of you. “Choose wisely, for you only get one turn.”
“Unless of course, we run out of girls and we have to start reusing them so all the guys can play. Loopholes Jiraiya sensei, I know how to find them.” You grinned and started feeling around for an item. “This thing is pretty empty.” You grasped one of the few remaining items and immediately felt a sharp electrifying pain. “What the heck man?” Slowly, and carefully, you reached back inside the bucket and picked the item back up. It was a small hand shocker, the kind pranksters used. “Really, who's the dork who put this in the bucket?”
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven JiraiyaNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Jiraiya2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Let's see, who do I want to go next?” Jiraiya looked around the room, stopping at you. “I think you'll do nicely. Come with me.” He led you to the center of the room and held out the bucket for you. “Here you are, pick something nice now.”
You nodded and placed your hand inside the cramped bucket. There were so many different items you decided it was probably best just to grab something and move on. “This feels interesting.” You lifted something rather squishy from the bucket. It was a frog doll.
“Is that a frog doll? It is.” Jiraiya threw everything he was holding behind him and started to laugh obnoxiously. “You'll never guess who's item that is.” He lifted you up into his arms and started carrying you to the closet. “That's right, it's mine. Someone, time us, only seven minutes.” Jiraiya shut you two in the closet and sat down with you on his lap.
“I didn't th
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven SaiNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Sai2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You walk up to the center of the room and stand next to Jiraiya. You place your hand inside the large bucket. After a few seconds of feeling around you lift a paintbrush from the bucket. You were pretty sure you knew who it belonged to, but just to be sure you asked. “Sai, is this your item?”
“Yes, it is.” Sai was smiling, but making no attempt to move from the couch. “So, what does that mean exactly?”
“Sai, you didn't listen to what I said before did you?” Jiraiya sighed. “You're going to take the pretty lady into the closet and try to woo her.” He placed a hand on Sai's back, making him get off the couch. “Now don't make her wait any longer, it's rude you know.”
“Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.” Sai took your hand in his, still smiling sweetly and led you to the closet.
“Alright you two. Have fun, and Sai, don't be afraid to let her teach you a thing or two.” J