I'm 55% retarded XD1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5.  You have walked into a wall.
6.  You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7.  You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9.  You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.  Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14.  You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16.  you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice there was
''I love you''Unlike any other word that has slipped through my lips, of all the things I’ve said, I never thought I’d say this.''I love you''8 months ago in Emotional More Like This
‘’I love you.’’The words seemed timeless echoing through the room.
‘’I love you too.’’ He replied sweet and sincerely.
The words felt like honey to my soul. The words ran in my head till he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him, I laid my head against his chest listening, hearing our hearts beat become a single sound.
‘’Why do you love me?’’ I whispered to him softly.
‘’Your eyes are true, your heart is warm, your voice is more beautiful than the birds through the day , your hands are more gentle then the blue sunny sky, you are more gorgeous then the stars, your smile more bright then the fool moon at night, that’s why I love you.’’
I couldn’t help but smile, I’ve never heard such poetic and just words. His love is what I needed,what I had to h
BlueWorldThere´s always something bright in the blue, and I hope that´s true.BlueWorld2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Because my world is upside down, and I will soon hit the ground.
Show me something that can lighten my day, or you can just say.
That it is going to get great, you just got to wait...
BrokenSometimes you have to screw up again, to make things better then they where.Broken2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
LifeIf life is not worth living, how can it be worth dying for?Life2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Anti-PsychoticsAre you worried?Anti-Psychotics3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You shouldn't be
I've got pills
To cure my insanity
Side effectAs soon as we start to pump blood through our veinsSide effect6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
our fate has been sealed
there is no escape, no sweet relief to lift the weight
Our life will end
where many try to evade this fact, or to beautify it
so many seem obsessed with long lives
as if to justify the poor quality of it
the truth is, life is what you make of it, or what you let it make you
The life where one is dominated by one's thoughts
the fear of losing everything one has ever known
The life where nothing comprehensible can be made from all the events
that constitute one's life
The struggle where one does no longer know what is one's thought
Or what is one's fear
The true horror that strikes home when, one realizes that
One has become the monster
The struggle wherein we lose what we held so dear
The utter numbness now left to feel
looking back at the times when one was free of thought
the emptiness that swallows us whole
depression is just a side effect of living
The Love Challenge 4A LuffyxNami storyThe Love Challenge 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As I thought, I couldn't sleep. I felt every move he made, but he was still with his back to me and I had my back turned to his. Shit, why did I have to ask such a question? Suddenly, I felt he moved again, but this time his back wasn't facing mine. His hands moved a little and they touched my hair, he got a lock and then his hand stopped. What was that? I felt my heart racing into my chest but it wasn't a bad sense, on the contrary, it was a very, very special sense. What did I feel for him?
When I opened my eyes again I didn't know what time it was. I just could smell the smell of food. I raised my head and noticed that something pulled my hair, when I looked at it I saw his hand was holding it strongly. A vein appeared on my head.
"IT HURTS, IDIOT!" I yelled hitting him on the head.
"OUCH, WHAT IS IT, NAMI?" He yelled. When he rose he pulled my hair with him while he had his hands on his bruise.
"OUCH! IDIOT, LET GO OF MY HAIR!" Shit how stup
One Piece: Two years later.One Piece: Two years later.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Luffy was sitting on Thousand Sunny's figure head, It was a calm day, warm with only a slight breeze to move to sails. Behind him Luffy heard an argument between Zoro and Sanji, he smiled.
"So much has changed in two years, and yet the crew is still the same."
He said quietly as a slight wind blew his hair away from his face. Luffy's mind went back over the last two years, they were hard, even he was scarred during his time training, but they paid off he was stronger then ever. He was so lost in thought he almost remembered the battle at Marinford and Luffy never, and I mean never, thought about Ace's death. Ace's life sure, their childhood yeah, but never his death. Luffy closed his eye and focused on the training that Rayleigh had given him.
"Deep breaths, consecrate on your target, and let your energy be your weapon."
The ocean in front of them exploded as Luffy used Busoshoku Haki. The ocean water rained down on Luffy and he laughed.
"Luffy! Stop th
Solar Eclipse - Chapter 1Solar Eclipse - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prologue: Strange Awakening
Twilight Sparkle stirred in her slumber, her nightmares already starting to fade away as she neared consciousness. In time she opened her eyes and sat up with a yawn. She groggily rubbed the sleep from her eyes with the backs of her forefeet.
An unfamiliar bubbly voice called out from another room, "Rise and shine, buddy! You're the first one up, aside from me, of course. I'll bet you're really hungry and stuff; want some breakfast?"
Twilight was wide awake now. Who the hay was that? She surveyed her surroundings: cupboards filled with antique dishware lined the walls of the room. Warm late-morning sun filtered in through the windows, dappled by the trees outside. To her left were her friends Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie, each sleeping on the floor with a pillow and a blanket like the ones she had. To her right laid
Athiest Here.You think I'm crazyAthiest Here.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Because I don't clasp my hands together each night
And talk to the air about my problems
And forgiveness for doing wrong.
I'm the crazy one?
You think I'm going to be tortured eternally
Because I don't believe in a talking snake
That tricked a naked woman into eating an apple
Or that a God impregnated a virgin woman.
You think I'm completely nonsensical
Because I don't think it's rational that a God of love
Would sentence people to be punished eternally
For having sex, being gay, or any other so-called "sins".
Care to explain?
You think I'm terrible
Because I was baptized and raised as a Christian
And I wasn't scared to come to my senses that God isn't real
Yet I go through the struggle of ignorant people trying to convert me.
I'm terrible now?
Don't tell me God is real.
Don't tell me I'm going to Hell.
Don't tell me Jesus died for me.
Don't tell me the Devil has claimed my bones.
Chances are, I won't listen to a word.
Barkley and II used to give spare change to homeless guys when I saw them. Particularly if they didn't ask for it, because confrontation scared me and I didn't like people I didn't know speaking to me. It was my own little way of trying to apologise through actions to all those people who had asked for change and received nothing but a panicked squeak in reply.Barkley and I3 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I never gave money to the ones with dogs though. I read somewhere that they drugged the dogs so they would lie down and look sick, and that way they got more money than those without dogs. It seemed like cruelty to me so I pretended not to see them.
I loved my dog, Barkley, a seven year old black lab who likes cuddles, water and playing fetch. He had lay by my side as the crippling depression had swept over my life in waves, and he had patiently waited for me when those tides subsided and I tried to find my own feet in the world.
I knew, with absolute certainty, that if I ever ended up on the streets I would give Barkley to a shelter. It wou
Age Warps fanfictionCHAPTER ONE : Lightening and a toddlerAge Warps fanfiction3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This takes place during the tenth movie.(if you haven't watched it , then this fanfic will be a spoiler to you. You have been warned!)
As Luffy was about to use his giant axe on Golden Lion Shiki, lightening struck him. "GIANT AXE !!!" Luffy yelled as he kicked his enemy into the depths of the sea. Luffy then began to shrink and fall at the same time. "Luffy!" yelled everyone as he fell. Zoro jumped off the bout and ran across the scattered remains of the island. As Zoro was about to reach the last piece of the island he jumped and caught little luffy. He sighed and smiled at luffy, who was taking a well deserved nap. "Zoro! Luffy! "Yelled the rest of the crew. "We're fine!" Zoro replied as he made his way back to the ship.
"mmmm" Luffy moaned as he woke up. He rubbed his eyes and yawned. "L...Luffy?" asked Nami giggling a bit.
"What Nami?" Asked Luffy as he sat up. The rest of the crew were staring at each other, som
__Strange Girl__Walking by a distant road__Strange Girl__1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
One which I had not been near
I saw the dream that had never glowed
It was shown now, ever so clear.
I came across a certain girl
A girl that seemed quite strange
I thought her lovely, precious as pearls
But then she began to change. . .
She had promised us the purest gold
And what seemed the fruit of the gods
But alas, her words had grown too old
Strange girl we no longer did laud.
I took the path she would not deem
The way that could have made her gleam
Yet her promises are broken dreams
Promises are broken dreams.
In Proposition Of God In Proposition Of GodIn Proposition Of God3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
if only for an instant
A distance gravity,
safety a passenger
Colliding in times
Attraction and repel,
Morph instates of being
Clung fragility, madly in the giant of oblivion
Candle housed in presence of all
Past down now in future's
Grapple, existence that is
Burst of life,
in evident death
SoliceThe simplicity in which a leafSolice6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
slowly drifts towards the compact ground
oh the sight makes me grief
the certainty of which my heart pound
where I lose the fallen leafs from my hand
struck to ground it strikes
it is lost with it's other likes
my heart where to pound anymore it can't
solice is found in the sight
that is the epilogue of leaf
that held so much strength against the light
where inner darkness
EnvyThey tell me envy is a sin,Envy6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
But what is wrong with wanting?
Admiring the beautiful things,
That I can never become..
Rich Man's Boxes (re-drafted)The stench is hard to misperceive,Rich Man's Boxes (re-drafted)7 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And so he masks it with his sleeve.
Unearthing his hidden treasure,
Drags it home at his own leisure.
By day he buries for those in black.
We watch from our trees, holding back.
He marks the box-holes with a cross,
Leaving our worms and upturned moss.
By nightfall he comes, with his spade,
Takes the still ones, his common raid,
Returns the box where it began,
O, Strange and indecisive man!
Ah! What a life it is to live.
Though morbid as it seems;
These bountiful wooden boxes
Are born of rich man’s dreams.
I bury them for the mourners,
Read from their book of lies.
But little do these mourners know,
I feast on their demise.
Judged only by the glaring crows,
I hack them into meat.
Tell my wife and kids its pork,
And smiling, watch them eat.
And with my wage I slink away
To my barber’s bookie.
And though I raise two cannibals
I consider myself lucky!
Fears Chapter 1Fears- NamiFears Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The members of the Strawhat pirate crew were all enjoying the peaceful afternoon on board the Thousand Sunny as it sailed along the Grand Line. They had just left an autumn island so the air was still a bit cooler but the late afternoon sky was clear and cloudless.
In short Nami thought, it was a beautiful day, for once they had left an island peacefully without Marines or angry villagers chasing after them. Or the way Luffy would put it, boring. The weather was perfect and Nami was taking this time to enjoy some relaxation in the sun.
The rest of the crew seemed to have the same idea. Zoro was laying in his favorite spot on deck, next to the mast, lightly napping. Franky was softly strumming his guitar in a nameless little tune as he sat next to the ship's resident skeleton musician. The boney figure of Brook had a cup of tea and was quietly sipping at it while sitting on the grass of the deck. Sanji was heard in the kitchen fixing up some tropical fruit drinks for his lov
Missing YouMissing YouMissing You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
All was quiet on the large ship that was cutting through the waves of the deep dark ocean as far above the brilliantly shining stars twinkled in the velvety blackness of night. Most of the crew was asleep, well, except for a lone watchman in the crow's nest. The air was chilly but the sky was clearer than it had been in a week. The green hair of the swordsman on watch stood out against the dark surrounding him as he sat alone in the circular room. He was beginning to despise this room even though it held the very objects he used in the quest for his dream. Large and extremely heavy weights were placed where they could be easily reached and used. However, this past week he had barely set foot out of it despite the growing dislike. It wasn't his ambition that he had grown to despise it was the fact that this was the very spot that he last held a conversation with a person he would never see again. What irked the green haired man most was that he couldn't even remember wha
Remember Me Ch 13Remember Me Ch 132 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or anything by the Solar Twins. The song "Rock the Casbah" just fit with this chapter in my head. I don't know what you'll think, but give it a listen; it's a good song.
Warning: The chapter contains content that is not suitable for children under the age of eighteen. If you are uncomfortable reading sexually explicit content, I don't know why you've decided to pick up a story that is rated M, but I have marked the beginning and end of said scene for the benefit of those who would experience discomfort.
Rock the Casbah
The scream of the blade followed by the shriek of the kishin as the magic of witch hunter slices through its right leg, brings Maka's consciousness back to reality. The beast thrashing about in front of her as it flees before her wrath over the edge of the rooftop. It cries like the wounded animal it is before its wings catch an updraft and send it up into the sky in shaky retreat.
"Soul, we need to fly."
She feels m
The Blurry Search - Chapter 16Chapter 16.The Blurry Search - Chapter 163 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yo-ho-ho! I got a bite! I think it's a big one!"
The group of four Strawhats consisting of the captain, shipwright, musician and cook were currently located by a big jetty at the seashore pretty far away from both the town and the Sunny.
They hadn't got as much as a single nibble the whole time they had been there – and yet that would be at the most by an hour now, the cook had figured. They had still gotten restless pretty fast.
Even though this was something they were doing in lack of anything else to entertain themselves with, this was different from when one did it as they were traveling on sea. Somehow they couldn't ignore the impatience gnawing deep inside them – on some it was more visible than on others. Luffy had after just a few minutes without action started with his regular complaints, and after some time more he had literary been unable to sit still, even though he himself was, he managed to jump up and down on his buttocks where he was sitting.
Taking your breath awayA LuffyxNami storyTaking your breath away2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Luffy turned around with a gasp looking at Nami who looked sternly at Luffy, her hands folded under her breast and her feet so that her hip swayed to the right. Luffy looked at her and blinked with an innocent smile. Usopp and Chopper shivered after they heard her call Luffy's name in a cold tone making them freeze in the unhappiest way thinkable.
"Nami." He said back unsure.
"What have you done." She said. She didn't ask.
Luffy still smiled. "What have I done?" he did ask.
"You know what you did and I know too." She said walking closer to Luffy.
Luffy gulped "R Really?" he sweated bullets now. She went on her knees and she looked Luffy in the eye. Deeply Sucking the soul out of his, now helpless, body.
"I stay here and I will have my answer, whatsoever." She said stern. "You know what you did and I want to know why you did it." She said emphasizing 'why'.
Chopper and Usopp looked utterly confused, forgetting their card game. Nami went clos