I'm 55% retarded XD1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5.  You have walked into a wall.
6.  You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7.  You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9.  You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.  Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14.  You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16.  you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice there was
Flesh and Blood Chapter 2: The Ticking HeartFlesh and Blood Chapter 2: The Ticking Heart3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dark storm clouds choked the sky above Equestria and smothered Celestia's shining sun, no longer allowing it to spread its warmth throughout the region. The birds hid away from the rain while a cold, stormy breeze washed over the panicked citizens of Ponyville. The ponies in the market place impetuously ran for cover from the unpredicted storm, bumping into one another and dropping their recently purchased groceries to the muddy roads. Other ponies in the rolling hills just outside of town frantically gathered their belongings, their fun picnics ruined.
The rain soaked everything in sight while thunder shook the world and lightning assaulted the Earth, reducing anything in its wake to fiery rubble while restoring the land to light for a fraction of a second. The Ponyville weather team bravely battled the terrible storm, risking life and limb to keep their town and the ponies that lived there safe. It was no average summer day for anypony, especially for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. The th
Flesh and Blood Chapter 1: Just Beneath the SkinFlesh and Blood Chapter 1: Just Beneath the Skin3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Warning: The following contains content some may find disturbing
Celestia's shining sun bathed Equestria in its glorious light. The birds chirped their magical melody as the warm summer breeze washed over the citizens of Ponyville. The ponies in the market went about buying and trading for things ranging from fresh produce to beautiful jewelry. Other ponies played and had picnics in the rolling hills just outside of town. It seemed like an average summer day for everypony. All except for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. For them, no two days were the same, there was no average day. Every day was different and filled with new adventures in their quests to find their special talents and gain their Cutie Marks! This led the trio to their next adventure, at the edge of the Everfree Forest. Applebloom carefully looked over a piece of paper covered in writing and other scribbles. The red-maned earth pony looked up from the parchment and turned to her pegasus friend, Scootaloo.
"Ya sure this'll work
Small, Part 1Small, Part 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
For a moment, looking at the gaunt figure of the cleric pony, his face a solemn grey mask with wisps of a thin gray mane brushing against his forehead, Fluttershy was able to tear her thoughts away from the dying husk of a pony laying in the next room, and instead tried to sort out the definition of irony. When your last rites are being delivered by a pony who not too distantly resembles Death itself, does that qualify as irony? Or is the transition from a pallid, gravel-voiced vicar to the cold clutches of nothingness just a logical progression?
If the priest could have heard her thoughts, he might have accused her of blasphemy, but the world that he and her grandfather occupied was simply one that she had never been able to grasp. She believed that the world was inherently a beautiful place, and that if there was a force behind the scenes, it only wanted all ponies to live in harmony with each other. Sad things happened to good ponies, but it was no indication of the malevolence of t
Small, Part 2Small, Part 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Angel yawned. He really did want to get some sleep, but the rumbling in his stomach wasn't going to allow that to happen. When he'd found the clover around dinnertime, he'd shrugged off Fluttershy's warning about how insubstantial it was. He hadn't had clover in ages, and he was right about how delicious it was, but flash forward just a couple of hours and it felt like he hadn't eaten all day. Why couldn't he ever remember that? And why was Fluttershy always right about these things? Hmph.
He walked over to the pantry and opened the small wooden door. He smiled as he looked at the gorgeous orange vegetables which the pegasus kept stocked, mostly for his benefit. He couldn't be mad at her for anything. There was no pony in Ponyville as caring and as selfless as her, and coupled with her unique abilities, she was as good a companion as any rabbit could have. If only she spoke Lapine, Angel mused, biting down on a carrot.
Suddenly, from upstairs, he heard the sound of a scream. Fluttershy
The Alicorn Scrolls: Skyrim -Intro and Chapter 1The Alicorn Scrolls: Skyrim -Intro and Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There are times in history when bloodshed and despair seem small and insignificant; present only in simple incidents with little importance and far apart. Peace reigns while all kingdoms are content with their strength and wealth. War is a strange word to all.
Ponies live through these times taking their good fortune and peace for granted, finding trifles about which to whine and groan. Their plentiful food, strong roofs, and joyful families are gifts so inherent to their lives that they are seldom valued.
But then, with one fell swoop, fate brings forth catastrophe, war, and famine. The great sword of destiny slashes again and again, toppling kingdoms and ending civilizations. These horrid events may, indeed, happen in quick succession for centuries on end, offering no relief, mercilessly devastating all of existence.
One such time brought the glory of the Equestrian Empire, the greatest power known to the world for eras, crumbling down. The sword and horn of the Thalmor Unicorns,
Age Warps fanfictionCHAPTER ONE : Lightening and a toddlerAge Warps fanfiction5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This takes place during the tenth movie.(if you haven't watched it , then this fanfic will be a spoiler to you. You have been warned!)
As Luffy was about to use his giant axe on Golden Lion Shiki, lightening struck him. "GIANT AXE !!!" Luffy yelled as he kicked his enemy into the depths of the sea. Luffy then began to shrink and fall at the same time. "Luffy!" yelled everyone as he fell. Zoro jumped off the bout and ran across the scattered remains of the island. As Zoro was about to reach the last piece of the island he jumped and caught little luffy. He sighed and smiled at luffy, who was taking a well deserved nap. "Zoro! Luffy! "Yelled the rest of the crew. "We're fine!" Zoro replied as he made his way back to the ship.
"mmmm" Luffy moaned as he woke up. He rubbed his eyes and yawned. "L...Luffy?" asked Nami giggling a bit.
"What Nami?" Asked Luffy as he sat up. The rest of the crew were staring at each other, som
Taking your breath awayA LuffyxNami storyTaking your breath away4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Luffy turned around with a gasp looking at Nami who looked sternly at Luffy, her hands folded under her breast and her feet so that her hip swayed to the right. Luffy looked at her and blinked with an innocent smile. Usopp and Chopper shivered after they heard her call Luffy's name in a cold tone making them freeze in the unhappiest way thinkable.
"Nami." He said back unsure.
"What have you done." She said. She didn't ask.
Luffy still smiled. "What have I done?" he did ask.
"You know what you did and I know too." She said walking closer to Luffy.
Luffy gulped "R Really?" he sweated bullets now. She went on her knees and she looked Luffy in the eye. Deeply Sucking the soul out of his, now helpless, body.
"I stay here and I will have my answer, whatsoever." She said stern. "You know what you did and I want to know why you did it." She said emphasizing 'why'.
Chopper and Usopp looked utterly confused, forgetting their card game. Nami went clos
Hinata Loves Naruto, Ch 13Chapter 13: Hinata's LetterHinata Loves Naruto, Ch 137 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A few days after Naruto had come out of his coma, he was released from the hospital. The fifth Hokage was keeping him off missions for a while so he would be allowed to rest. This meant Naruto would have a lot of free time on his hands.
Two days after his release, Naruto had been summoned to the Hokage manor. Upon opening the door to the Hokage's office he was greeted with a joyous...
"SURPRIIIIISE!!" all of Naruto's friends shouted to a confused Naruto.
"Uh, what's all this?"
"You had us kinda worried, but we're all glad you're OK. We were talking and thought it would be a good idea to throw you a 'Welcome Back' party. So we all got together and set things up here," Sakura told him.
"A party for me? In the Hokage manor?" Naruto questioned.
"Like Sakura said, we're all glad you're back, Naruto," Lee said.
"Heh, I think granny Tsunade saw this as a chance ditch her paper work," Naruto chuckled.
"Hmph!" Tsunade scowled.
"He's probably right about that," Sakura
The Blurry Search - Chapter 15Chapter 15.The Blurry Search - Chapter 155 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yo-ho-ho! I got a bite! I think it's a big one!"
The group of four Strawhats consisting of the captain, shipwright, musician and cook were currently located by a big jetty at the seashore pretty far away from both the town and the Sunny.
They hadn't got as much as a single nibble the whole time they had been there – and yet that would be at the most by an hour now, the cook had figured. They had still gotten restless pretty fast.
Even though this was something they were doing in lack of anything else to entertain themselves with, this was different from when one did it as they were traveling on sea. Somehow they couldn't ignore the impatience gnawing deep inside them – on some it was more visible than on others. Luffy had after just a few minutes without action started with his regular complaints, and after some time more he had literary been unable to sit still, even though he himself was, he managed to jump up and down on his buttocks where he was
The Love NotebookThe Love Notebook5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Naruto was walking home after coming from his mission. He was tired of the constant missions; mission after mission after mission. Of course he was happy that he actually doing something but even he had a limit to what he could do. He just wanted to go home and take a nice warm bath. He also wished that at least someone could be in the village, waiting for him to come home.
Kakashi was either out on a mission or nowhere to be found. Naruto has tried to find him but could not find one trace of his masked sensei. Sakura was also never around, she would always be training with Tsunade. He sighed as he realized that he had no one waiting for him back in Konoha.
Out of the corner of his eye, Naruto saw someone suspiciously making their way to the forest caring something in their arms. Normally, Naruto would've ignored it and been on his way but something inside him told him to follow the person. He sighed one more time before going after the person. Naruto could barely see the person in his
NaruHina part 9Do You Like What I Bought?NaruHina part 97 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She was scared, Sasuke had left five minutes ago, but she still found the environment very awkward, she still held tight to Naruto, Hinata wanted him to talk, she still just couldnt.
-Are you ok? He finally asked her, very worried about what could have happened to her while he wasnt there, -yes Im fine- she was happy he talked, now she felt free to talk as well, but none of them both knew what to talk about in this situation, because neither had been on one like it before, but Naruto figured he didnt had to talk about the uncomfortable situation ahead of him, but about the thing he wanted to give her so shell have something to do while he was gone, she too thought of talking about something different, and so she asked him, - so what did you buy? - -well Im glad you asked- he said as he stood up.
-I bought you, a toothbrush, a comb, I bought a bigger blanket, so we can fit in it, and - Naruto went for the bi
NaruHina: High School, chapter 18NaruHina: High School, chapter 183 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 18: Start off.
The sunlight reached her bedroom like lightning. A couple knocks and a small ‘rise and shine, my lady’ was what woke her up today, just like her early mornings used to be before she moved. Today was the day she had feared since she was six years old, even though it’s an annual thing. It wouldn’t help no matter what she did; it’ll still turn out like a nightmare. She sat upon her bed with a heavy head, clutching her white sheets. Hinata sighed, got up and called the servant outside her door. The woman entered carefully and closed the door behind her silently. She wore this joyful grin as she rushed over to the heiress with the blue box and a hairbrush in her hands.
“What an exciting day this is, or what do you think, Lady Hinata?” She looked eagerly at Hinata and gave her the box, but she simply smiled in return. ‘Exciting’ won’t have been her first choice of words. The servant brushed Hinat
You're The Only One Chapter 13The Final BattleYou're The Only One Chapter 134 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Naruto backed away while putting his hand on his wound. He doesn't get it, why did Hinata stab him. Then he heard Kabuto laughing from behind him. Naruto turned and growled. "What's so funny?"
Kabuto smiled. "You fool, that is not your Hinata. She's the darkness in her heart, it wasn't very difficult to find though."
Naruto stared back at Hinata. "Hinata?"
Hinata growled and charged at him. "I told you, I'm not Hinata!"
Hinata was on the floor again while the dark Hinata was standing over her. The dark Hinata just huffed. "So, this is the girl that has been holding be in all these years. If you don't put up a good fight, then your little boyfriend will die by your own hands."
Hinata's eyes widened. "N-Naruto is here?"
The dark Hinata smile. "Yep, you are fighting him as we speak. You already stabbed him and now you are tying to kil-" She didn't get the time to finish. She was hit in the air and then Hinata came up towards her and slammed her palm right in to dark Hinat
Solar Eclipse - Chapter 1Solar Eclipse - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prologue: Strange Awakening
Twilight Sparkle stirred in her slumber, her nightmares already starting to fade away as she neared consciousness. In time she opened her eyes and sat up with a yawn. She groggily rubbed the sleep from her eyes with the backs of her forefeet.
An unfamiliar bubbly voice called out from another room, "Rise and shine, buddy! You're the first one up, aside from me, of course. I'll bet you're really hungry and stuff; want some breakfast?"
Twilight was wide awake now. Who the hay was that? She surveyed her surroundings: cupboards filled with antique dishware lined the walls of the room. Warm late-morning sun filtered in through the windows, dappled by the trees outside. To her left were her friends Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie, each sleeping on the floor with a pillow and a blanket like the ones she had. To her right laid
The Love Challenge 4A LuffyxNami storyThe Love Challenge 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As I thought, I couldn't sleep. I felt every move he made, but he was still with his back to me and I had my back turned to his. Shit, why did I have to ask such a question? Suddenly, I felt he moved again, but this time his back wasn't facing mine. His hands moved a little and they touched my hair, he got a lock and then his hand stopped. What was that? I felt my heart racing into my chest but it wasn't a bad sense, on the contrary, it was a very, very special sense. What did I feel for him?
When I opened my eyes again I didn't know what time it was. I just could smell the smell of food. I raised my head and noticed that something pulled my hair, when I looked at it I saw his hand was holding it strongly. A vein appeared on my head.
"IT HURTS, IDIOT!" I yelled hitting him on the head.
"OUCH, WHAT IS IT, NAMI?" He yelled. When he rose he pulled my hair with him while he had his hands on his bruise.
"OUCH! IDIOT, LET GO OF MY HAIR!" Shit how stup
I Can'tIts a subtle form of torture that Tsunade-sama taught me. Its useful in interrogation. As you know, prisoners from enemy villages wont talk, so what you do is remove their ability to talk.I Can't7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
How do you do it Sakura? Ino asked, very curious.
Id show you but I dont have anyone to practi-Naruto! Naruto, come here for a minute!
Hi girls, whats up? Naruto said, walking over to the girls, who were sitting on a park bench.
Naruto, I need your help. I need to show Ino a jutsu.
Oh no! You hurt! Get some other sucker! Naruto said, shaking his head and hands.
Please? I promise it wont hurt!
Naruto looked very suspicious. Promise?
Naruto nodded and Sakura stood with a smile. Looking at Ino, Sakura motioned to Narutos neck.
The idea is to relax the muscles in the throat, that way, the subject cant talk.
In that moment,
Naruhina: Blush Chapter 31So sorry it took so long! But I am finally done with everything and are graduating next week! Thank you all for your amazing feedback! Makes me wanna continue Now, on with the story!Naruhina: Blush Chapter 312 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“pshh no, don’t disturb them..!”
Hinata slowly awakens by the hushed giggles and muffled whispering coming from the other girls in the tent. She flickers her eyes open and immediately meets the close up sight of Naruto’s closed eyes. A Smile slowly creeps up her lips. Their embrace has definitely loosened up since they fell asleep, but they’re still holding each other in the leftover of the hug.
She hears a moan coming from Naruto as he’s also starting to wake up and opens his eyes. His deep blue eyes stares dumbfounded into Hinata’s, full of disbelief, and then shoots up into a sitting position while jerking his hands off of her. “U-uh! S-sorry!” He blurts out quickly with an apoplectic and somewhat scared look in his eyes. “n-no its ok
One Piece: Soothing the violinThe slow tune of the violin filled the deck of the ship as the moonlight rained down upon the pale face of the musician. There were no tears in his eyes, no shiver down his spine, no expression on his cold face, just the undying grin and the empty gaze of his eye sockets. In the mast a lonely trail of smoke was carried away by the breeze as he listened to the violin cry against the night sky.One Piece: Soothing the violin5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The music told a sad tale to all who opened their hearts to listen on this cold clear night, a tale that went unheard by the sleeping crew in their bonks beneath the deck. They were young, too young to know the pain of loneliness, the pain of the heart, a heart that was no longer beating in his chest. The small trail of smoke slowly vanished as a shadow leapt silently from the mast and landed on the deck without a sound. The music told tails of great sorrow's and greater loss as the infected body of his loved one sailed off alone to save his crew from the curse of his sickness, leaving his lover t
Percy J. and Annabeth C. 2Percy J. and Annabeth C. 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.
Chapter 2: An Oracle Kisses Me
When I opened my door I almost jumped of excitement, somebody I could talk to was in front of me, and thank the gods it wasnt Nico or Thalia but it wasnt Annabeth or Grover either, still I was happy to see my good friend Rachel Elizabeth Dare (lets just call her Rachel) in front of me. She was wearing her ACDC shirt and some old fashioned jeans, they were ripped and a little bit torn but I thought it was just some new fashion. But something was wrong, she entered my room and hugged me, tears falling out of her face.
Percy, I missed you I I have been so scared this days, monsters monsters have popped up everywhere I go I am scared! She said in a trembling voice that made me feel like crying too but I had to be strong. Rachel what... I gulped and trembled a little but I finished the question. What happened t
Enchanted Ch 2Enchanted Ch 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part Two: Wonderstruck
Caramel struggled with his bow tie. Despite the frequency of occasions he had to wear it the offending item always seemed to fight the colt. He never much liked wearing it feeling that it cut off circulation to his head.
Caramel hated getting ready for his parents dull and listless parties. Due the nature of his parents work they were frequently asked to attended fancy dinner parties, attend operas and other activities that only the Sweet and the Elite can enjoy. He had even once accompanied them to the Grand Galloping Gala in the capital city of Canterlot by in invitation of Celestia herself. His father, Dexter Luciano, was heavily involved with the gaming of Manehatten. He owned several casinos and gambling establishments he allowed his brothers and other family to run. His mother, Licorice 'Riesen' Luciano, was the heiress of the premier candy company in Manehatten, Riesen Sweets and Treats. It was Caramel's mother who dragged him along for th
Enchanted Ch 1Enchanted Ch 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part One: We were both young, when I first saw you
The tall buildings of Manehatten never appealed to Caramel. He would always try to glimpse the night sky but its bright majesty was always concealed by obnoxious billboards or dulled by the light of the bustling city. A sea of concrete teeming with carriages swimming through it rough current was all most ponies knew about the city, but Caramel knew of an island in the city where he was free to relax away from the watching eyes of other ponies and just be himself.
The Great Mane Park of Manehatten had seen better days. The high building make delivering proper rainfall difficult and the city, despite being the most metropolitan of any in Equestria, lacked Earth ponies with the knowledge to protect it. Most ponies don't even come to visit it, making a perfect place a colt to run off to be inspired. Strolling under the few remaining healthy trees allowed his mind to wander back to how he got his cutie mark. He'd bee
The Origin of Eyeless JackA young boy sat in the shade of a tree in his backyard. Not much could be said about him. He was a somewhat ordinary child with reddish brown hair and stunning hazel eyes. He had fallen asleep about an hour earlier while reading a book. Now his slim frame rested against the trunk of the large oak tree, his chest rising and falling as he breathed softly. A woman walked out the back door of the house that the yard belonged to and approached the boy. She smiled, placing her hand on his shoulder and shaking him gently. He opened his eyes a little and rubbed the left one with the back of his hand. His vision came back into focus and he saw the smiling face of his mother looking down at him as she said, in a sweet and kindly voice, “Jack, sweetheart, its time to get up.”The Origin of Eyeless Jack2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He got up shakily, his body still half asleep, and asked, “Hmm? What... What time is it...?”
“About six o'clock, dear. Your dad will be home any minute.” she answered.
Jack nodded then sto
Croc-PalmCroc-Palm5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, isn't that the Shichibukai guy over there?" Tilting his head to the side, Law tried to peer around the tables separating him from the large man he was trying to catch sight of. "The crocodile one with the scar."
Only giving him a grunt in response, Kidd sank his teeth into a greasy chicken leg and turned his head to follow his line of sight, chewing as he tried to pick a familiar face out. There were quite a few tables towards that side of the bar, and all of them were overflowing with pirates.
"Where? Under that girl in the straw hat?" He asked, pointing them out with his drumstick to answer the curious expressions on his crew-mates.
"He's an ex-Shichibukai." Killer pointed out, leaning back in his seat and folding his arms.
Waving off the correction calmly, Law shrugged and reached over to pick up his drink. "Who'd you think that girl is in his lap?"
Over at the table, there was indeed a small woman sitting in Crocodile's lap. From their view point, she faced away,