I'm 55% retarded XD1. [x] You have choked on water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5.  You have walked into a wall.
6.  You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7.  You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9.  You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.  Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14.  You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16.  you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice there was