Oh Look It's February. . .Let's hope people aren't assholes flaunting their 'love' and rubbing their kissing and groping with their loves in while out in public. Lord knows they are that way each year.
Don't scurry around making those single people feel like crap, Valentines Day's a huge day when people break up to ya know. Plus you're just looking like jerks when you put on a show of what you 'have' like you're better than the others.
So for all you materialistic saps that think Valentines Day is something special and give in to the holiday only because of tradition and not out of love, just remember.
Every kiss begins with
Divisio Ch 1"Th-thanks for helping Petunia and I out with cleaning today, Flippy." Flaky said as they walked along the sidewalk, the green bear gave her a warm smile.Divisio Ch 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No problem, Flaky." He replied.
Flaky and Petunia were originally planning on asking Giggles to go, but the chipmunk had quickly made enough excuses about not doing it to last her a lifetime.
They asked everyone else, but had ran out of options fast:
Disco Bear was out of the question; Pop had to watch Cub twenty-four/seven after the little guy had developed a horrible fascination with danger, one that was even bigger than the one he already had; Cuddles was sick from eating some contaminated turnips that Lumpy had delivered(you can only wonder how the moose had botched it this time); They didn't even check on Mole, Lifty, Shifty, Handy, Lumpy, or Mime as they were on a camping trip(Lifty and Shifty were stowing away with intents on stealing the camping supplies) and were inexperienced at anything remotely related to their task; Nut
HTF: Half The SugarWritten on a whim, this is pretty random and the plot doesn't flow perfectly, but hey, it's not supposed to be a masterpiece!HTF: Half The Sugar5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When Splendid woke up one morning he yawned widely and scratched under the side of his mask. "Urg, why am I still sleepy?" He grumbled, staring at the clock, "It's - holy shit, three in the afternoon! I've slept in way too late!"
He got up and rushed through all his chores, before hurrying to his job. "Lumpy, I'm sorry I'm late, It won't happen again!" He shouted, the idiot moose stared at Splendid blankly.
"Uh, who are you, miss?"
"Of course you know who I am; I'm . . . " Suddenly he froze, 'Miss? Surely he's not talking to me.' He glanced everywhere before rushing into the men's restroom, he ran out seconds later, receiving catcalls from every male co-worker he had. He then fled home.
"Jumping Jehoshaphat, I'm a girl!" He gasped as he hid away in his house, he was amazed, why didn't he feel different? Surely he would
Divisio Ch 2"Shouldn't we help him?" Flaky asked, pleading with her eyes at Petunia who was now even closer to the door.Divisio Ch 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Just let him lay there, he'll be fine." Said skunk replied, uncaringly.
"But what if he's hurt?"
"He's hurt us before." She waved Flaky's concern off ruthlessly. "There's no telling what was in those vials. Besides, if he dies he will just come back fine tomorrow." She snapped.
"Still . . ." Flaky murmured, reaching down and touching the fallen bear's forehead, he was really warm, almost burning a fever. "He's really hot."
"Uh, what do you mean by that?" Petunia asked uncertainty.
"Oh, geez, not like that!" The porcupine shouted, blushing and glaring at her friend at the same time.
She failed to notice the pair of eyes that snapped open, shut, opened, shut, opened, and shut again. Each time they were alternating, black, yellow, black.
Then he moaned, and felt a terrible pain in his head, almost as though he had a splitting headache. He could almost feel his body ripping in two,
Divisio Ch 7Considering Lumpy was still off with the other happy tree friends who had went with him, the pharmacy, like most stores, was open but unattended. Flippy strolled about, gazing at the shelves before spotting a box marked Quentapine. In the town you didn't always have to pay right away, no one, aside from the raccoon twins stole because you could pay as late as you desired.Divisio Ch 75 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He made note of the price before heading home. Evil should still be out, hopefully Flaky's not too bored.
As he had assumed, Flaky was sitting on the couch munching on a few reheated pancakes while watching T.V.
"Oh, you're back, how was it, any luck?"
Flippy held up the box, "I've got a decent cure, I'll explain the rest after I've halved and dissolved one of these hundred milligram pills."
He easily wielded a knife, slicing the pill perfectly in half. "I . . . " He trailed off, suddenly aware of his actions. My military training is still far too sharp. He thought.
He ground up the half, and placed it
Divisio Ch 5Flaky decided to stay the night, Flippy tried to talk her out of it, but she actually managed to win an argument.Divisio Ch 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She also declined his offer to sleep in his bed whilst he slept on the floor and Evil on the couch. She told him she would just sleep on the floor. He asked her why she'd choose to sleep on such an uncomfortable area, but she simply told him she liked it, whenever she got too paranoid she'd curl up on the floor and everything would be better.
Flippy laid Evil under the covers. "Poor guy, I can't believe he almost killed himself like that."
Flaky yawned and nodded.
"You sure you want to watch over him? What if he wakes up, won't you be afraid?"
She nodded again. "Y-yes, but you'll be nearby, I really don't think he'll wake up anyway."
"Alright, if it's okay with you then it's okay with me." He said, Flippy went out to the living room and laid down on the couch before dozing off.
With a small sigh Flaky curled up, she turned, and finally squeaked softly before sitting up and
Led Into temptation Pt 3Basil's grey eyes were wide, he inhaled deeply, coughing a bit as he smelled something that he knew so well. He'd smelt this smell for weeks on end. It haunted him day after day.Led Into temptation Pt 34 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fire, grey and harsh, it appeared, licking at his body, swarming around him, the bunki shuddered in fear. It was so hot, so hard to deal with. He could feel his body sweating and his throat becoming dry and raspy as he fought to escape the flames.
He couldn't back away, the fire seemed to entwine itself around his legs, burning his body from his feet upward, his brown fur was like dry grass, it flared up rapidly and spread throughout his body.
He winced and wanted to cry out, but was determined to hold his breath, lest he lose more oxygen. The smoke was choking him, the smell of his own fur burning filled the air, and he took a deep breath, choking on the smoke and stench of burning fur, then he screamed in agony.
"Basil, Basil!" The sound of Hyssop shaking him snapped the male to his senses. Basil's grey eyes
Divisio Ch 9"So what did Sniffles tell you yesterday?" Flaky asked.Divisio Ch 95 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"He told me about Evil's DNA. It's exactly like mine, which is no surprise, but he told me that if Evil has kids, they'll be impossible to tell apart from kids of my own, in fact, he said they would be my own." He rubbed at his ears in confusion. "That's just so surreal."
The porcupine grabbed his paw and smiled at him. "Don't worry, either way you think about it, any future cubs will be adorable."
He nodded, silence ensured before they both shivered.
"Something is wrong." Flaky said at the same time Flippy did.
"You think so too?" He asked.
She nodded, picking the ruby brooch, it was shaped like a leaf and valued at eight thousand dollars. The value didn't matter as she had no intention of letting it go, she just remembered her mother telling her the price. Her mother had been the one to give it to her back when she was little, weeks before the fire that forced her to seek refuge in Happy Tree Town killed her parents, but that wa
Divisio Ch 3"Are we there yet?" Evil said, gazing at each house hopefully before glancing at the back of Flippy's head. "I need a bag of ice to put on my head, I don't know what hit me but it feels like it was a truck. Flip, did you get the license plate number?"Divisio Ch 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Evil, just keep walking. There was no truck, you must've hit your head or something and that's what caused you to lose some of your memories." Flippy replied, sighing to himself.
"Are you sure?"
"Was there a truck inside Sniffles' lab when you were there?"
"I rest my case." He stated triumphantly.
"Where is everyone?" Evil asked.
"Well, most of them are on a camping trip, but some of them are just trying not to die for once."
"Die . . . " He echoed. His yellow eyes got distant, there was a sinister glint, but it faded and he collapsed, the bag falling from his paws.
The sound of his darker side falling made Flippy turn around, he gasped and kneeled beside the fallen bear. "Evil, what happened, hey, Evil!" He shouted, shaking the un