Oh Look It's February. . .Let's hope people aren't assholes flaunting their 'love' and rubbing their kissing and groping with their loves in while out in public. Lord knows they are that way each year.
Don't scurry around making those single people feel like crap, Valentines Day's a huge day when people break up to ya know. Plus you're just looking like jerks when you put on a show of what you 'have' like you're better than the others.
So for all you materialistic saps that think Valentines Day is something special and give in to the holiday only because of tradition and not out of love, just remember.
Every kiss begins with
Divisio Ch 1"Th-thanks for helping Petunia and I out with cleaning today, Flippy." Flaky said as they walked along the sidewalk, the green bear gave her a warm smile.Divisio Ch 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No problem, Flaky." He replied.
Flaky and Petunia were originally planning on asking Giggles to go, but the chipmunk had quickly made enough excuses about not doing it to last her a lifetime.
They asked everyone else, but had ran out of options fast:
Disco Bear was out of the question; Pop had to watch Cub twenty-four/seven after the little guy had developed a horrible fascination with danger, one that was even bigger than the one he already had; Cuddles was sick from eating some contaminated turnips that Lumpy had delivered(you can only wonder how the moose had botched it this time); They didn't even check on Mole, Lifty, Shifty, Handy, Lumpy, or Mime as they were on a camping trip(Lifty and Shifty were stowing away with intents on stealing the camping supplies) and were inexperienced at anything remotely related to their task; Nut
The Memories Will StayThe Memories Will Stay3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You looked at me and in that moment I saw the lights go out
The spirit that had once burned like wildfire went away
Yet I know now, without a doubt
All the memories you left will always stay
I felt the stab of pain, I felt the ache deep inside
There was a tearing, a throbbing wound left in your wake
And I knew there was too much sadness for even me to hide
So I voiced my pain to my protector, this was no mistake
You're not forgotten, no amount of crying or tears,
Can erase your memory from my mind
There's so very much you've left here
So many memories you left behind
Tonight the pain is fresh, the hurt is brand new
My heart is now missing a piece, the piece I gave to you
There's a lot of years that you lived through
And even if your heart is no longer beating, I know you know this too:
Chip, I will always, always love you!
Divisio Ch 3"Are we there yet?" Evil said, gazing at each house hopefully before glancing at the back of Flippy's head. "I need a bag of ice to put on my head, I don't know what hit me but it feels like it was a truck. Flip, did you get the license plate number?"Divisio Ch 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Evil, just keep walking. There was no truck, you must've hit your head or something and that's what caused you to lose some of your memories." Flippy replied, sighing to himself.
"Are you sure?"
"Was there a truck inside Sniffles' lab when you were there?"
"I rest my case." He stated triumphantly.
"Where is everyone?" Evil asked.
"Well, most of them are on a camping trip, but some of them are just trying not to die for once."
"Die . . . " He echoed. His yellow eyes got distant, there was a sinister glint, but it faded and he collapsed, the bag falling from his paws.
The sound of his darker side falling made Flippy turn around, he gasped and kneeled beside the fallen bear. "Evil, what happened, hey, Evil!" He shouted, shaking the un
HTF: Half The SugarWritten on a whim, this is pretty random and the plot doesn't flow perfectly, but hey, it's not supposed to be a masterpiece!HTF: Half The Sugar3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When Splendid woke up one morning he yawned widely and scratched under the side of his mask. "Urg, why am I still sleepy?" He grumbled, staring at the clock, "It's - holy shit, three in the afternoon! I've slept in way too late!"
He got up and rushed through all his chores, before hurrying to his job. "Lumpy, I'm sorry I'm late, It won't happen again!" He shouted, the idiot moose stared at Splendid blankly.
"Uh, who are you, miss?"
"Of course you know who I am; I'm . . . " Suddenly he froze, 'Miss? Surely he's not talking to me.' He glanced everywhere before rushing into the men's restroom, he ran out seconds later, receiving catcalls from every male co-worker he had. He then fled home.
"Jumping Jehoshaphat, I'm a girl!" He gasped as he hid away in his house, he was amazed, why didn't he feel different? Surely he would
Divisio Ch 6Flippy paused halfway out the door, with a squeak Flaky bumped into him. He turned about, "Someone needs to watch Evil," He said suddenly. He didn't wait for her to say anything. "I'll do it."Divisio Ch 64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No, you're the one who experienced it, saw it, you should go." Flaky said.
"And leave you here to deal with him if he wakes up? No way!"
Flaky grinned and held up a tranquilizer, "If he starts waking up I'll give him a dose of this, I still have two more after this one, I'll be fine." She reassured.
"Wow, you're really getting brave!" Flippy said, making Flaky blush.
"I-I guess I'm tired of running away from my fears."
"You're absolutely sure then?"
She nodded. "Yeah, now go and see Sniffles about a cure, or at least figure out what's wrong with Evil."
"Alright," He said and left.
Flaky sighed, her eyes scanning the room curiously. "All alone, with a deranged bear asleep on the bed." She eyed the tranquilizer as if it was her best friend.
Outside Flippy was on his way to Sniffles' house, eager t
Divisio Ch 11: Final Chapter"Oh never mind, it's silly." He replied, trying to hide the blush that was only intensifying.Divisio Ch 11: Final Chapter3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Nope, I'd rather not say it." He stooped down and picked up his bat. "Can I go hit some neighbors mailboxes, or will that make them like me less?"
Flaky smiled thinly. Does he have ADD or is he just avoiding the subject? "You've already made them into mulch, how much worse can you do?"
Evil opened the door and pointed at his opposite who was gazing in a bored manner at the T.V. while flipping through channels. "I could always annoy him." He replied, a smug grin upon his face.
Flaky shook her head in dismissal. "No, that's okay, you go ahead and have some fun."
Evil shook his head and laughed, "I was only kidding." He patted her upon the shoulder. "You know I'm not that immature, I'm unwilling to irritate my twin too much in a given day, who knows how he reacts without me inside of him."
"You know, considering I convinced him not to put you back on the medication, you could
Divisio Ch 5Flaky decided to stay the night, Flippy tried to talk her out of it, but she actually managed to win an argument.Divisio Ch 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She also declined his offer to sleep in his bed whilst he slept on the floor and Evil on the couch. She told him she would just sleep on the floor. He asked her why she'd choose to sleep on such an uncomfortable area, but she simply told him she liked it, whenever she got too paranoid she'd curl up on the floor and everything would be better.
Flippy laid Evil under the covers. "Poor guy, I can't believe he almost killed himself like that."
Flaky yawned and nodded.
"You sure you want to watch over him? What if he wakes up, won't you be afraid?"
She nodded again. "Y-yes, but you'll be nearby, I really don't think he'll wake up anyway."
"Alright, if it's okay with you then it's okay with me." He said, Flippy went out to the living room and laid down on the couch before dozing off.
With a small sigh Flaky curled up, she turned, and finally squeaked softly before sitting up and
HTF: Bumblebee XDLifty grumbled to himself angrily. "I can't believe he sent me out again, why am I always following his orders, he may wear the hat and stuff, but still . . ." He kicked a rock, "That's it, why am I even contemplating this? I'm going to confront him right now!" The male said, turning around and heading back.HTF: Bumblebee XD3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The faint sound of music coming from their house made Lifty's ears twitch. "He's playing music?! Why would he kick me out to do that?" Nothing he thought of explained why Shifty would kick him out just to play music.
'This makes no sense,' he told himself.
He snuck around the back, looking trough all the windows until he saw Shifty, said raccoon had his back to the window.
A grin spread across the male's face as he found a crowbar and expertly pried the window open, his brother didn't even notice.
The words drifted to his ears and it took every shred of self control for him not to laugh.
Sweet little bumble bee
I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Flippyfanatic's giftHere is a FlippyxEvil oneshot for ~Flippyfanatic's birthday. I felt kind of bad that she was doing both a pic AND a story for mine and I had nothing. So I decided to do a little something for her.Flippyfanatic's gift3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So, here we go.
Oh, one thing: Flippy and Evil are separated and are already in couple.
It was a peaceful evening in Happy Tree Town. Evil was bored, watching the television.
"... god! What is taking Flip so long anyway?" He asked himself. Flippy had decided to go help Handy fix his sink pipe since ... well, he can't. "*sigh* I should've gone with him. At least, I'd be with him." A very slight blush came on his face at this last thought.
"Well, I better go there since I got nothing else to do." He said as he turned the television off and got up. As he grabbed the doorknob and opened the door, Flippy was walking to it. Both's eyes widened. Flippy chuckled.
"Wow, I wasn't expecting you to actually welcome me, Evil." He said as he came near the entrance, giggling. He c
Divisio Ch 2"Shouldn't we help him?" Flaky asked, pleading with her eyes at Petunia who was now even closer to the door.Divisio Ch 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Just let him lay there, he'll be fine." Said skunk replied, uncaringly.
"But what if he's hurt?"
"He's hurt us before." She waved Flaky's concern off ruthlessly. "There's no telling what was in those vials. Besides, if he dies he will just come back fine tomorrow." She snapped.
"Still . . ." Flaky murmured, reaching down and touching the fallen bear's forehead, he was really warm, almost burning a fever. "He's really hot."
"Uh, what do you mean by that?" Petunia asked uncertainty.
"Oh, geez, not like that!" The porcupine shouted, blushing and glaring at her friend at the same time.
She failed to notice the pair of eyes that snapped open, shut, opened, shut, opened, and shut again. Each time they were alternating, black, yellow, black.
Then he moaned, and felt a terrible pain in his head, almost as though he had a splitting headache. He could almost feel his body ripping in two,
Divisio Ch 4"Evil, are you alright?" Flippy called, fumbling and trying to open the locked door. What had made his darker half freak out so much?Divisio Ch 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Earlier Flippy had just finished speaking to Flaky when Evil had screamed out, making the female run off, Flippy was too concerned to try and call her back.
And now he was worried about Evil freaking out even more. The dark bear was completely hysterical.
There was no response.
"Come on, E, Answer me."
The sound of running water reached his ears, along with the reflection's mumbles. "Blood, so much blood, it's all over, I must clean it off!"
The way he's talking is just like Petunia before she starts cutting her flesh off. He thought frightened. "Oh no, Evil, what are you doing?"
Hot steam leaked from under the door, hot enough to singe his toes. "Ouch!" Flippy cried, startled more than hurt.
Wide eyes, he realized what was about to happen. Dear God, he's going to boil himself. Flippy began bashing and kicking at the door, this coul
Divisio Ch 8Despite agreeing to it, Evil was secretly defiant about being medicated, he knew it was for his own good. But the hallucinations . . . there had been some truth to them, he wanted to remember more of his past. What was he like when he wasn't killing? Was he always killing? Had he ever had a hobby, a love interest, a friend, a life away from the battlefield, or was his life just a battlefield itself?Divisio Ch 83 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He wanted to remember, even if it meant he was a killer. That's why he skipped his medicine yesterday, hiding the pill in a hole under the couch. He believed that if he waited it out, he'd remember things again. He figured the medication was ebbing away as he breathed, so he kept taking deep breaths.
In, out, in, out, in again, out again . . .
He shut his eyes and thought about what would make his question ridden mind relax.
The first thing that came to mind was Flaky . . . He admired her courage, befriending him so quickly. Then he thought of Flippy; his twin's patien
Divisio Ch 9"So what did Sniffles tell you yesterday?" Flaky asked.Divisio Ch 93 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"He told me about Evil's DNA. It's exactly like mine, which is no surprise, but he told me that if Evil has kids, they'll be impossible to tell apart from kids of my own, in fact, he said they would be my own." He rubbed at his ears in confusion. "That's just so surreal."
The porcupine grabbed his paw and smiled at him. "Don't worry, either way you think about it, any future cubs will be adorable."
He nodded, silence ensured before they both shivered.
"Something is wrong." Flaky said at the same time Flippy did.
"You think so too?" He asked.
She nodded, picking the ruby brooch, it was shaped like a leaf and valued at eight thousand dollars. The value didn't matter as she had no intention of letting it go, she just remembered her mother telling her the price. Her mother had been the one to give it to her back when she was little, weeks before the fire that forced her to seek refuge in Happy Tree Town killed her parents, but that wa