Doctor Dandy's Suicide NoteDear cruel, unhealthy world (or whoever out there is reading this. Especially considering you bloody bats dont wanna be friends with me. Uncharming goblins. You only want me for my body, dont you. DONT YOU!!):Doctor Dandy's Suicide Note6 years ago in Humor More Like This
I think its time I was taken from this dying stench-stain in the scab of life because I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CHEERMONGERS!! You and your adorable-ness and teenagery and your potty-mouthed children that come to me day and night Doctor Dandy! I hab a pwobwem. My pawents hate me. Im running away. Blah blah blah! Jeez! I thought this job would be easy but no! I have to strain my hearing to listen to you brats complain about everything from your bickering parents to your whiny little ruts! Well heres a newscast for you: LIFE. IS. HELL. Thats the problem with you bunch of blooming eejits! You never consider MY problems for the thought! Its always like Doctor Dandy
Discorded Rainbow Dash ChoicesDiscorded Rainbow Dash Choices3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Loyalties Lead To Betrayal"
Loyalty? Yeah. That's me! Rainbow Dash! The one and only! Best flyer around and the most loyal pony you can find! What? AJ says she's the most dependable of ponies? Well! I'll just have to show her how it's done! I have a reputation to keep after all. Who do you THINK would be Loyalty besides yours truly?
Fluttershy with her animals? Sorry, she's sweet and everything and you can't find a nicer pony but she folds like a deck of cards if you push her just right.
Pinkie Pie? Sure she's -fun- you can give her that. But . . . I kinda know from personal experience that she kinda can jump to the wrong conclusions about her friends.
Rarity? No. Sorry. No.
Twilight Sparkle? Okay, I guess she is kinda lovingly devoted to the Princess the way a filly is to her mother. But like any filly and her mama she's willing to bend what her 'mother' wants if Twilight thinks she knows best.
Back to AJ huh? Look. I'll admit she's hard working: it nearl
Mowgli finally surrenders to KaaMowgli stalked carefully past the grass huts of the man village, careful not to make a sound. Growing up in the jungle how made Mowgli naturally adept at move quickly and quietly but here in the man village it was much harder. His normally free and nimble bare feet had been weighed down with tight leather sandals which he'd be forced to wear, his skin was wrapped up in seemingly endless robes that almost covered him completely and his thick black hair was encased in a turban.Mowgli finally surrenders to Kaa3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When he'd first been lured to the man village a year ago, things had been so fresh and exciting. The people had been welcoming and kind to him. They took care of him and showed him around and taught him how to communicate with them. But over what felt like far too short a time, things had progressively begun to change.
Many of the elders felt it was inappropriate for a boy to run about the village wearing nothing more than a tight loin cloth, so they forced him to wear large robes which tied all around his body. T
Discorded Applejack, the LiarDiscorded Applejack, the Liar3 years ago in Drama More Like This
POVs Of Discorded De-Harmonized Ponies
"The Truth Can Be Deceiving" Applejack
Ah didn't ever lied before. Ain't now. Ain't ever!
Okay, so Ah reckon' Ah was sometimes dead wrong 'bout some things. Maybe Ah couldn't buck the entire orchard by myself. Maybe helpin' with ah tricky stunt, bakin', and herdin' bunnies what ain't the bright when Ah was half-asleep.
So Ah didn't tell Pinkie Pie 'bout her surprise birthday. But Ah didn't tell her nothin' that ain't true!
Okay . . . maybe . . . maybe Ah did kinda sorta hog the bed from Rarity that one here time an' said Ah was asleep when Ah really wasn't. But . . . but come on! It ain't a lie if ya ain't really tryin' to trick'em right?
Elements of Harmony Stolen. Into The Maze. Separated from the others. Grove of Truth.
Ah see us all. Sayin' we're done with each other. Goin' back ta before when Twili' first showed up in Ponyville.
Ah don't know what we'll say ta each other. But Ah know it ain't right. If this here is where honesty leads . . . b
Heart of the EarthHeart of the Earth3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ted didn't like thinking about how much time had passed since that day that would live on forever in the history of the until recently named Thneedville. He was twenty four years old now, a strapping young man with the kind of height his grandfather would be proud of. He was lean, muscular where it mattered but not overly so. Unfortunately, as he had gotten older, and spent so much time reading and studying for his degree in business college he had ended up needed glasses.
His mother blamed his genetics, but Ted didn't mind that much. "They make me look smarter!" he had joked the day he'd gotten his rectangle glasses from the eye doctor. They were deep green, the colour chosen for a special reason that nobody had to ask why about, and had proudly worn them ever since he turned nineteen.
Things had indeed gotten better around the now named Greenville, that much had to be said. The skies were blue and beautiful, the seasons came and went as they were supposed to, the sun shone brightly e
Decembersville Ch. 56Chapter 56 A Most Familiar Surprising GuestDecembersville Ch. 563 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Mush, Tammster, mush! I spy with my sexy wounded eyes a little something called the Opera, o' hooded one."
"Get off him, for Christ's sakes," Bella snapped quietly. "People are not only staring in fear."
Chimabell gave his brother a sour look followed by a childish whine, "My god, you are one jealous turkey! Surprised your eyes aren't glowing green already. Because, brother beloved, you do know that I could fetch you a Tammy of your own. All you have to do is ask your lord and master right here. Really, it's alright to speak up every once in a blue moon than get pissed about something you regret not saying."
The mayor spoke of Tammy like he was an item; like sucking the souls out of people and turning them into mindless slaves was but a factory hobby. It did not help that he was riding
What We're Doing♦♦♦♦♦What We're Doing1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“After all, rarely do the men who orchestrate wars find themselves holding the instruments. It's those holding the instruments, you see, they go and they die, they die at each others hands, and all their familiars and relations they weep and they cry revenge, and then the whole thing's sunk. Then the whole thing is personal, and if it lasts long enough it is cultural, and then for all the original maestros may wish most dearly to cease the thing it is too late, don't you see. The match is lit, the throat, is slit.”
Private Lanson squirmed, still adjusting to his heavy standard-issue boots, belts, and helm. The drawling voice in the shadow had been going in this vein for a good ten minutes and it hadn't helped him settle into his uniform one bit.
“Wars are fought for other people. For crowns and cravats who failed to keep the peace with words. And also for th
.:Lampy i Butelki:.WstepProlog.:Lampy i Butelki:.Wstep1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dawno, dawno temu, tak dawno, że żaden człowiek już nie pamięta, rasa ludzka pokłóciła się z innymi rasami. Ludzie rozbudowywali swój świat, nie patrząc na potrzeby innych. Jako najbardziej samolubna ze wszystkich ras, chciała mieć Ziemię tylko dla siebie. Zaczęły się wojny i prześladowania, podczas których ucierpiały obie strony.
Jednakże On zlitował się nad prześladowanymi i stworzył im nowy świat. Nie chcąc, by świat ten przypominał im kulę ziemską, na której doświadczyli tyle cierpienia, On stworzył Świat Trójkąta; świat wewnątrz kuli.
Karawana brnęła przez pustynię już od dawna. Kiedy palące słońce świeci ci prosto w twarz wcale nie tak łatwo poruszać się naprzód. Ich grupa liczyła ok
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
A Routine -PPG-It was nearing the time in the evening in the city of Townsville where the Powerpuffs had developed a certain strange ritual of sorts.A Routine -PPG-4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It would vary from night to night which girl would be the first to start it. On that particular night, it was Blossom. She excused herself from her sisters and father politely, saying she had an errand she had to go run.
No one ever noticed her flying off to a certain evil observatory, leaving a fading pink flash in her wake.
After a few minutes Bubbles and Buttercup went to their room. Bubbles started coloring and her sister threw a ball for awhile. After only a short time of that, Buttercup made a gruff excuse to her sister. Bubbles continued coloring as the other flew out the window, heading to the city dump.
With a soft giggle, the remaining little girl put away her crayons and coloring book and flew off to the hill where she knew he would be waiting for her.
The sisters knew where each of them went at night, they just didn't speak of it. What they
HTTYD: Berk's Blooper ReelAstrid: [Kicks Hiccup to the ground] That's for the lies! And that- [Drops axe on Hiccup; axe pops back up] -Is... [Attempts to grab for axe] For...everything... [Axe falls on Hiccup] ...Else?HTTYD: Berk's Blooper Reel4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hiccup: Alright, who's bright idea was it to use a real axe for this scene?
[Talking at the same time]
Hiccup: I think it's time you started to fight dragons.
Stoick: I've decided I don't wanna fight dragons.
[Both look at each other]
Hiccup & Stoick: What?
Director: Someone bring these two a script; now!
[Toothless pukes on Hiccup]
Hiccup: Uh... [Picks up half eaten pizza; turns to off-camera] I think Toothless is trying to tell you he doesn't like your catering, Fran.
Fishlegs: I'm okay!
[Pause; Gronckle doesn't move]
Fishlegs: [Pats chest] Hey, what do you know? I really am okay!
[Hiccup twirls around Toothless' drawing, avoiding stepping on the lines; trips]
Hiccup: Whoa! [Falls]
.:16 Elementow:.1bRozdział 1b.:16 Elementow:.1b6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Na pytanie „Kim właściwie jesteś?” odpowiadał z dumą „Wolpirem!”. To jego brat wymyślił tą nazwę i był mu za do wdzięczny.
Kiedy Reijo był młodszy, nie miał tyle szczęścia, co Tanel. Dzieciaki z ulicy pokazywały go sobie palcami i wyśmiewały, dorośli zresztą nie byli lepsi. Ich rodzice stworzyli im ciepły i bezpieczny dom, ale za jego murami czekał na nich nieprzyjaźnie nastawiony świat. Reijo dużo się namęczył, zanim udało mu się znaleźć rozwiązanie: udawać, że jest groźny i dumny. Gdyby okazał strach, albo niechęć do prześladowców, to nigdy by się to nie skończyło. Musiał im pokazać, kto tu rządzi. Wymyślił więc słowo wolpir. I od tej pory zawsze chodził z podnies
Sick dayThe Medic walked through the doorway of the dinning hall carrying plates piled high with steamed vegetables and smoked ham, the team looked at him with wide hungry eyes, after a long day of hot, dirty war which ultimately resulted in a victory, they were all looking forward to there much earned meal. The Medic served the rest of his team before settling himself down between the Heavy and the Scout.Sick day1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Everyone tucked in gratefully, all chatter had quietened and the room was filled with appreciative murmurs as they savoured the food. The Medic looked around happily, pleased that everyone was enjoying his cooking. But then he frowned, one seat was empty.
“Vhere is Herr Sniper?” he asked the other seven men, breaking the silence. The team paused and looked at one another, the room was filled was a pregnant stillness. The Medic was beginning to get annoyed that it was taking so long to answer a simple question.
“Humphf hmf humph huur uurmph” The Pyro announced suddenly
Sense (JohnXKarkat)You love everything about him.Sense (JohnXKarkat)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
You love how he smells.
You press your nose in his soft black hair. The silky locks tickle your nose as you inhale. He smells like wind and rain, and something sweet, like sugar. You fill your lungs with his scent, the smell etched familiarly in your memories. His scent engulfs you when you pull his soft shirt over his head.
You love how he looks.
Your hands roam around his thin body, caressing, exploring. His glasses are askew on his face, and you reach out and gently fix them back into place. His mesmerizing eyes, those blue, blue eyes crack open and lock onto yours. His smile shows off his endearing bucked teeth, and you can't help but lean over and press your lips to his.
You love how he tastes.
Your tongue flicks against his lips, causing him to gasp in surprise. You wait for him to close his mouth before asking again, this time the message clear as he opens his mouth for you. Your tongue dances slowly, gently with his. He tastes like the warm cocoa
Fireflies, Heavy/Pyro friendship"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!" The BLU Spy screamed, waggling a finger at the Pyro clutching his flamethrower. "Vhat is zis?" Medic said, looking at the two men. Pyro lowered his weapon and stared down at the ground. "That thing tried to set me ON FIRE!" Spy yelled. "IM NTT UH THNG!" Pyro retorted angerly. "Pyro, is zis true?" medic replied softly, trying to calm the situation. "Ysh, brt fr uh gdd rssn! Spr wsh bng mnn un cllng mrr nms!" Medic sighed and shook his head, Making Pyro look down again. He knew that Medic didn't understand a word he'd said. No one ever did. "I did nozing to him! i was just saying hi and he tried to set me on fire!!" Spy pathetically wailed. "You two just need to leave eatchozher alone. Pyro, zat vasn't nice to do that to Spy, and Spy, just leave him....her....it alone..." Pyro let out a low saddened growl. "Whrtevvr.." He wheezed, walking into the respawn room. No one ever cared about the Pyro. He was a great help to the team, but no one ever aknowledged iFireflies, Heavy/Pyro friendship3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Audino Wants to Play - ORIGINAL PASTAAudino Wants to Play - ORIGINAL PASTA4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today I decided that I'd desperately need to level grind for the Elite Four. My team was pretty weak and stood no chance at all.
Shauntal dominated my Pokemon easily, as well as Grimsley, this was beginning to be a problem.
After multiple loses against the Elite Four, battling the trainers in the stadiums, I knew there was only one option left, Audino.
Audino gives a lot of EXP and EVs when you beat them, so it's only a natural choice. I set a lucky egg on my Pokemon and went searching.
Luckily there was some grass shaking the moment I went near it, hey, what do ya know? Audino!
I forgot to switch my Emboar out at the beginning, no matter, at least those with EXP share can get some EXP. I hit it with a flamethrower and continued looking for shaking grass.
Usually it's within 200 steps, luckily about 20 steps in I encountered another Audino. At first I thought it might've been shiny since the sprite showed up a bit darker, but disregarded that when I saw it was still pink. Might have ju
Carry WeightKarkat looked at himself in the mirror of some apartment he'd gotten with his matesprit, or boyfriend, both. Human terms were stupid to him. Still he stared in discontent at himself as he stepped out the shower; same grey skin, same black hair, his eyes had shifted more to his blood color in his maturity, but his stomach. He'd had nice amount of muscle by the end of the game, he was lean and taught but now a layer of pudge grew over that muscle. One claw poked at his stomach and he swore to gog that the next time he even looked at a human dessert he'd throw it out the window.Carry Weight3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Karkles I'm home!~" Karkat almost winced when he heard Gamzee's voice, every time he used that tone he'd brought home something from work.
The fucking bakery and he brought something home.
Every. Fucking. DAY.
"Trash it! I mean now Makara!" The Cancer yelled, Gamzee chuckled and set the pie on the counter.
"Come on, I made this new recipe you have to try it."
The aroma of fresh, sweet baked goods filled the
Sparrow:.Roz 9Rozdział 9 Wilkołak i wampirSparrow:.Roz 94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-Co robimy teraz, szefowo?
-Nie dobijemy ich?
-Nie. Będziemy ich śledzić. Doprowadzą nas do eksperymentu. Wtedy ich dobijemy.
-Ilu potrzeba, żeby znaleźć jeden, marny, nieudany eksperyment?
Uśmiechnęli się krwiożerczo, ściskając za broń.
Kiedy Rigby i Blanche wrócili do domu, upojeni pizzą i malutką polaną, którą znaleźli, o mały włos, a nie dostrzegliby Mordecaia, stojącego przy ścianie, gapiącego się na malutkie pęknięcie w farbie.
-Co się stało? spytał Rigby zaskoczony.
Blanche była akurat człowiekiem. Wymieniła spojrzenia z Rigbym, po czym opierając się o kule doskoczyła do Mordecaia.
-No i? spytała kładąc mu rękę
Dzienniki McCooka:.WstepWstępDzienniki McCooka:.Wstep4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-Szach i mat! oświadczyła Laura Houn, wielce z siebie zadowolona, przesuwając pionek w odpowiednie miejsce.
-O, nie... westchnęła służąca Hounów, Nora Lloyd, na siłę robiąc minę przegranej.
Laura z bohaterską miną schowała szachy pod łóżko, podczas gdy Nora wróciła do kuchni, pozmywać. Nic w tym domu nie sprawiało jej przyjemności, ale taką miała pracę, i dostawała za to pieniądze. Pracowała dla tej rodziny już jakieś dobre sto dwadzieścia lat. Laura natomiast była bardzo młodym wilkołakiem. W tym roku kończyła dwadzieścia pięć lat osiągała więc pełnoletniość. Nie mogła się już doczekać swoich urodzin. Tym bardziej, że urodziła się w dzień Bożego Narodzenia
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 11The gentle sunlight dancing on your eyelids rouses you.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 112 years ago in Sketches More Like This
You wonder what time it is. Your alarm hasn't gone off yet, but you probably need to get ready for school soon. It's the last week before summer break, and the excitement to sleep in soon fills you. You feel comfortable and warm as you begrudgingly sit up and grope around on your night table for your glasses. Your room blurs into focus as you fit them on your face, the clock reading 6:53 AM.
You yawn and shift your gaze around, eyes widening when they rest upon the figure beside you. Last night's events had been temporarily forgotten by you in your groggy haze, but you remember now.
Karkat, in human form, is curled up beside you. You're shocked to see his usual angry face look so smooth and peaceful.
Your heart thuds loudly, and you wonder if it'll wake him up.
Slowly, you reach over and run a hand through his hair. Just like his fur, it's so surprisingly silky and soft. The dark locks tickle your nose as you gently lean in. He sm
10 WAYS TO ANNOY SNAKE AND IVY10. Make fun of Sssnake'sss lisssp.10 WAYS TO ANNOY SNAKE AND IVY3 years ago in Settings More Like This
9. Make fun of Ivy's voice.
8. Make fun of Ivy's "superpower."
7. Ask Snake if he wears lipstick.
6. Call Ivy ugly and tell her to get a nose job.
5. Tell Snake that he looks like a girl.
4. Tell them both that Ace is cheating on them with Buttercup.
3. Tell Ivy to lay off the eyeshadow. (She has this orange line around her eye so I'm assuming it's eyeshadow.)
2. Take their hats.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY?
1. Call Snake a queer.
Decembersville Ch. 55Chapter 55: Unwelcome Guests at the OperaDecembersville Ch. 554 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh no, Melloni, no. That is a very bad idea," Tin whimpered, biting the tips of his fingers with sweltering nervousness.
"Clock, we are stuck. We'll be diving from barrel to corner for hours till we find the kid. Our last aw man, I'm really saying this hope is you yourself and nobody to make one call. Surely you know a few people or somethin'," said Mellon almost apathetically, all his edginess expressed in his wingful points over to the tall glass phone booth settled near the central square fountain. "And dontcha wig out wheif ya get caught 'cause Z and I will give ya the sign to scram."
The clock freak's pallid complexion turned green and he trembled. "Y-you were going to say 'when', weren't you?"
"Do it for Sophia," Zero interjected with a honey-flavored tone, dis
Sparrow:.Roz 15Rozdział 15 Oh, dzieci...Sparrow:.Roz 154 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-A wiecie, dlaczego na nas nie napadli, gdy byliśmy w Trójkącie? spytał Adalbert idąc poboczem. Bo tylko tacy kretyni jak my pokazywali by się znów w Trójkącie. Nie mieli pojęcia, że jesteśmy na tyle głupi, żeby tam wracać, teraz, gdy jesteśmy ścigani. Ale opłaciło się. Jesteśmy w USA, daleko przed nimi.
-Tia. Poczekajcie moment, zatrzymam jakiś wóz. Aindreas wszedł na jezdnię.
-Zatrzymaj jakiś fajny. poprosił Seoirse. Wypasiony.
-Blanche zaproponowała mi wyjazd pod namiot. rzekł Benson, rankiem, na zbiórce. Tak po prostu, żeby zrobić sobie krótkie wakacje od pracy.
-Mówię ci, Bennie. Potrzebujesz tego. Blanche pokiwała głową, siedząc na schodach, pomiędzy Mordecaiem i Rigbym.
-Tak, wiem, już