Discord Babysitting: FluttershyDiscord Babysitting: Fluttershy3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The cutie mark crusaders were still sitting on the couch, watching the TV like lazy couch potatoes. Apple Bloom tilted her head to the side and said, "Who knew they had such lovely underground underwater cities on the moon."
"It's the Lunar Republic, pretty cool actually," Scootaloo mentioned as she raised her brow at the show they were watching. "Though, I gotta question their tastes in gameshows."
"We'll be back to extreme underwater basket weaving after these commercials!" The girls groaned when the TV announced this and continued to watch. "There's a new Mare E. Kate and Ash Lee movie coming out, 'Mare E. Kate and Ash Lee go Shopping'!"
Sweetie Belle jumped on all four in shock and shouted, "Olsen Twins?!" Her eyes glowed red as she cried, "KILL!" and leapt at the TV. Her horn slammed into the screen, cracking into it and making it spark a few times before going dead. She hanged there limply, horn stuck, and after a brief moment said, "We are now rid
Keep Calm and Flutter On told entirely in rhyme.For their princess' visit the ponies prepare,Keep Calm and Flutter On told entirely in rhyme.3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Of her special guest they are not yet aware.
They know she is joined by someone quite vital,
And soon they are graced by the one with a title.
In a separate cart a statue is towed,
But their identity makes Twilight explode.
For resting in the seat is the one they've abhorred,
Yes, her guest is the villain Discord.
The mares are astounded; they don't want him back!
Does the princess remember his vile attack?
This is not at all what the ponies would choose,
But the situation the princess quickly does defuse.
She reminds them that they handed him a defeat,
Something that they could assuredly repeat.
The princess's plan involves kind Fluttershy,
She thinks she will turn him into a good guy.
AJ and a beaver then begin to fight,
When Flutters steps in and sets it all right.
The six gather round and the princess does leave,
Looking rather pleased and a little naive.
Through their powers the statue springs back into life,
And just through his stret
The Return of Discord, Chapter 1 (Read DescriptionThe Return of Discord, Chapter 1 (Read Description3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: New Adventures, Old Foes
The sun was bright and brilliant up in the sky, a few clouds floating lazily by above the town of Ponyville. Things couldn't have been more normal as they were right at that moment. Ponies traveled happily up and down the streets, chatting with anyone familiar that they met or simply throwing a friendly greeting. The market place was busy with ponies around and buying their daily produce, or stopping to eye items brought in from somepony out of town, which were always a common occurance any day of the week. Some were in the park, enjoying a picnic in the fine weather or listening as Lyra played her lyre from her usual position on her usual park bench. And at Sugercube Corner, Pinkie Pie was manning the front counter, wiping away some sewat on her brow after a rather sudden rush of customers. The cakes had stepped out for
The Return of Discord Chapter 2The Return of Discord Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 2: The True Power of Harmony
The large double doors opened silently, allowing Twilight Sparkle and her remaining friends to walk into the entrance hall of Canterlot Castle. Of course, their eyes didn't bother to wander to the splendid, breathtaking decor that surrounded them. Instead, they immediately set off for the top of the stairs where Celestia herself stood waiting a concerned look on her face. "We got here as fast as we could, Princess," Twilight said as they reached the top of the stairs.
"Twilight, it's good to see you and your friends are well," Celestia replied with a nod, though she quickly noticed the absence of Pinkie Pie. She wasn't shocked, however; Twilight had explained everything in her letter.
Immediately after Gilda's curse had finished, the group decided to head back to the library, both to put Gilda there for safe-keeping and to have Spike send urgent word to the princess about everything that h
Your Host, Discord : Chaos In Ouran IntroYour Host, Discord : Chaos In Ouran Intro2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OK, for starters I LOVE My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Discord is probably my favorite character and I just had to write this down because the Host Club is surprisingly not THAT different from the Mane Five Ponies. Neither Ouran nor MLP:FIM belong to me they belong to Lauren Faust and Bisco Hatori separately, ENJOY THE FANFIC! P.S There will be more chapters! :3
Chapter 1: Moron Academy?
Equestria, is where the Spirit of Chaos Discord had just recently left and found an escape from. After being trapped and stopped by those Ponies he had found a way using his magic to travel from dimension to dimension, universe to universe, world to world. Some of them were interesting some were just as boring as the latter's. Discord himself had doubts that even the magical Twilight Sparkle would ever find some sort of magic spell to track him down and turn him back into stone. Since he had escaped the ponies caught word of it and no doubt they must be looking for him right now. But th
The Return of Discord Chapter 3The Return of Discord Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: In The Everfree
"Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot!" Twilight yelled as she ran towards Rainbow Dash, swerving around to her side and revealing the far-to-large-to-be-normal bat that was pursuing her, eyes glowing orange and covered in purple hair. Twilight swerved around next to her friend, "Okay, now shoot!" Both mares took aim and soon the bat was struck in the head by both a star burst and lightning bolt. It flipped around once in midair and flopped to the ground before it shrunk down to proper size. Looking normal once again, the bat flew away.
"How many'o those bats does that one make now?" Applejack said as she trotted over to the two, Rarity and Fluttershy in tow.
"Not sure, I lost count after about twelve of them or something," Rainbow said, using her wings to make a small breeze and cool herself and Twilight down after that last fight.
It had been a fare while since the Twilight and the ot
One Bad Apple told entirely in rhymeApplebloom starts us off by hiding in an armoire,One Bad Apple told entirely in rhyme3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She's getting ready to greet a cousin who has traveled in from afar.
Applejack rolls her eyes and tells her not to stress,
while Applebloom dirties her room with all manner of dress.
The pair arrive at the Friendship Express station,
The crusaders arrive and bounce with anticipation.
The crusaders plan out what persuasion they'll need,
and the train finally arrives with the cargo of Babs Seed.
For Babs the crusaders try to meet every need and service,
But upon being swarmed the other filly seems nervous.
They take her to the clubhouse and show her around,
but a positive reaction just cannot be found.
So they bring her outside to show her their float,
But Diamond and her toady show up to gloat.
They point out Babs has a blank flank as well,
but all thoughts of Babs being a crusader she does quickly quell.
She turns on Applebloom and her crusading pals,
She makes fun of their club and joins the other gals.
Babs then shows almost no self-c
Reflection Chapter 1Reflection Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The night air was cool on this late-winter evening. Though it was only seven p.m. the sun had already set, and a blanket of dark had covered the town of Ponyville.
Derpy hooves hovered unsteadily down the street, both of her wings failing to maintain any practical rhythm with the other. This generally caused her to fly diagonally in either direction; she would often switch the direction at random times without precise control.
The Pegasus could in fact fly quite gracefully. For some reason she felt it necessary to do otherwise.
Woozy bats, she had once reasoned, woozy bats like bulls stubborn. Such was the sort of logic she used to contemplate most things.
In the corner of her vision she noticed movement. She looked in the direction of said movement to find a group of birds. "Ants!" She called at them. "Eggs all scrambled and gravel from sand!"
When the flock hit the center of her vision the flock seemed to dissipate. Every time she ever saw a flock of birds they always looked
The Mad Lord SombraThe Mad Lord Sombra3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[The cover for the book is a black as night, and the book is bound by a magic seal which only shadow magic can open. The pages aren't even weathered, despite the book being obviously old. This is evidence of magic weaved into the pages. The entries are in a dead language known as Old Equestrian. The first entry reads:]
Hours. Endless hours, pouring over every ancient, dusty tome of knowledge I could find. I am so close, but so far...
My name is Lord Sombra of the Crystal Empire, "loyal subject" to the Crystal Queen. Pah. She is not worthy of the title of ruler. She is weak. She spends her time fawning over the peasants, and catering to their every whim. A proper Queen would rule her subjects! Dominate them! No... she is no Queen. She is a peasant like the rest of them. Nay, worse than a peasant. She is dirt on the face of this Empire.
But a new day approaches! The Queen knows not of the studies I have conducted in my personal library. I am beginning to learn the art of shadow magic fro
My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 20My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 203 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the southern part of Equestria is a long road covered in dirt and small pebbles. Following the trail are two little unicorns, who’s destination lie further south in a place called the Badlands.
The lavender pony with the purple and pink streak mane is using her magic to light the way as they walk down the road in the dark night. She keeps herself ever vigilant in case of dangers, though there is hardly anything to be seen or heard from their current position.
“Are we there yet, Twilight?” Complains the white pony with the stylish purple mane.
Annoyed with her friend asking that same question over and over for the past hour, Twilight Sparkle answers politely for the final time, “For the last time, Rarity…no, we are not there yet, and I doubt we will be for a long while.”
The prissy pony moans and continues complaining as they walk, irritating the other un
BlackIrisBalloon's Very Basic Guide to VoiceActingBlackIrisBalloon's Very Basic Guide to Voice Acting (For Bronies)BlackIrisBalloon's Very Basic Guide to VoiceActing2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Most fans who contribute to the brony fandom do so through art, animations or music. Some Bronies like me, who have no drawing skills and equipment, no money for good Video editing software, and a very limited knowledge of music theory, still want to give back to the brony community. Another way to contribute is through voice acting in the works created by others. Voice acting is a very fun way to bring life to the various pony related works, whether you choose to portray a main character, or an OC.
Now, I’m not that great at guide-making, but I will leave my contact info so you can message me for any questions.
Tools and Materials needed:
• A good quality Microphone
o Microphone Pop Filter
• A recording program
• Basic level acting skills
The first thing to do if you really want to voice act for the brony community is to get the proper equipment. Good quality microphones
Dear Spike!Dear Spike,Dear Spike!2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hello, Spikey! It’s me, Pinkie Pie! Guess what? I’m writing you a letter! But it’s not just any letter! Wanna know why I’m writing this letter? Huh? Do ya? Well, read on and find out!
Well, all of us had this really crazy idea. You see, we all had thought of you earlier today when we were all talking and having snacks at Sugarcube Corner. And amongst the cupcakes and the chuckles, we got this idea of sending you letters! But not just normal letters! Oh, no! These letters are special! They’re special because we wanted to write them to you to say thanks! Wanna know why we want to say thanks? Because you are such a hardworking, little dragon! We never get to say thank you enough to you and your purple and green self!
Just think about all the stuffs you’ve done for us! You always are working hard for Twilight, you run errands for any and everypony, and how could anypony forget when you helped save the Crystal Empire? That was, like, super dup
My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 34My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 342 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Finally, at long last, the group had arrived at the Castle gates, and we ready for the next obstacle that might be lying in wait for them. The Front Gates of Midnight Castle stood tall to the eyes of the small group of ponies and dragons that were before it. A dark energy covered the entire area of the entrance, which was without a doubt a barrier preventing any from entering.
Courageous Heart stepped forward to examine the door closer, “Just as I thought: this barrier is of Darkness…one that only the Light can break down.”
“Well then, lets get it down so we can get in,” Rainbow Dash encouraged, “Although I don’t understand why we can’t just find another way in.”
“I…have to agree with Rainbow Dash. Wouldn’t it be easier to find a safer way in?” Fluttershy asked nervously, to which Courageous turned to look at both her and the cya
My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 33My Little Pony: The Light of Equestria Ch. 332 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The skies above were as dark and wicked as the Master himself: The clouds flashed with lightning and the thunder roared on. The wind suddenly blew hard and was as cold as ice. The dragons found it difficult to fly through all this, even though it was only a short flight from Ponyville to the dark mountain where the fortress of evil, Midnight Castle, resided.
Due to the strength of the wind and the unbearing sharp, cold feeling it brought, the seven ponies were forced to ride upon the backs of the dragons, who were able to withstand it. As they flew on, the fire breathed from the might beasts helped warm the path.
Rarity and Fluttershy rode on the back of a green dragon; Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie rode on a blue one; while Twilight Sparkle and Courageous Heart rode on the back of the Wise One. The brave Champion used the power of the Light to help guide them through the dark and unfriendly weather that was no dou
Friendship is Surreal Part 1Friendship is Surreal Chapter 1: Your Princess is in another Bastion, Part 1Friendship is Surreal Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Octavia groaned as she lifted her head off her pillow. It was the night after the Gala, and Octavia had been playing her double bass all night, virtually without break. Virtually. There had been several interruptions of her performance; however, she could not remember what exactly happened yet. She could not remember why she could not remember, until she winced in pain as her head throbbed. It all started coming back to her.
The Gala had begun like it always had; posh ponies from all over Equestria flocked to socialise. Though, not all of them were quite as posh. As that night was drawing to a close, a pink earth pony had walked in and subsequently began to dance around like a lunatic, and jump onto stage where Octavia played. She did her best to continue playing as this annoying pony continued her misdemeanours throughout the crowd.
By now she could tell that this Gala was not going to
Wedding of Deception - Ch. 1: Wedding NoticeWedding of Deception - Ch. 1: Wedding Notice3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Well, well, well... it seems that things are about to change around here."
There are, of course, many changes in a pony's life. Sometimes it's a day-to-day difference like that of the weather, and sometimes it's a big change which leaves a lasting impact on a pony's life.
There are many events like these which have importance - weddings, births, holidays, causes of celebration and good tidings. And along with the importance of these events comes others bringing it up as their topic of current discussion.
The speaker was talking about a major event such as this - a wedding. And not just a wedding of two ordinary ponies, but a grand union of Equestrian royalty.
With royalty, a momentous occasion is never shared with simply a few close friends and family. The celebrity status of the ponies in question guarantees that the entire surrounding area will be alerted about the event sooner or later. Especially the celebration that was fast
The FURRY Debate*NOTE* I had someone decide to spend their time going online and find every fact to prove me wrong. As far as statistics go, all the information here is from my OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES AND STUDIES.The FURRY Debate4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
HATERS GONNA HATE: A Furry Tail
IF YOU ARE ANTI-FURRY, I know this is a bit long, but I BEG you out of respect to please read this.
If you are a caring, loving, forgiving, respectful human being, you will read and understand this.
This rant is a followup to my "The TRUTH About Furries" rant → http://scottierouge.deviantart.com/#/d4903a6
I know there is a wide population out there who are 100% Furry haters.
In this world, everyone has the right to their own opinions.
But for a good and logical reasoning for any argument, there has to be research from both sides.
If you are one of the many out there who support Anti-Furdom, I ask, have you accounted for both sides?
IF YOU ARE ANTI-FURRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO READ ALL OF THIS, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART THE SECTION AT THE END CALLED THE DEFE
Pokemon Creepypasta1: Wonder Mail SI've always wanted a shiny Glaceon in my team on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky. I booted my Nintendo DS, with my trusty DS card always plugged in. After three long hours, I could not find the Wonder Mail S code for a shiny Glaceon (Only Celebi is shiny in Explorers of the Sky), but then something caught my eye:Pokemon Creepypasta1: Wonder Mail S3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wonder Mail S code for shiny female Eevee
XXXX XXXXX XXXX
XXXX XXXXX XXXX
Anyway, I don't remember the code, but I remember the first odd instance: even though the letter 'O' was coloured a dismaying red, I still managed to key in the letter (unusable letters and characters are coloured red, while available ones are white). A warning message popped out after I tapped the 'END' option:
WARNING: THIS CODE MIGHT DISRUPT YOUR SAVED FILE. CONTINUE?
WTF? All in caps? What is this? But then I just shrugged it off and tapped 'Yes' anyway. After selecting continue, I went to 'Job List' and saw the job request:
Eek! Absol has my Nectar!
It was taken... Please, get it back
Friendship is Magic IN MY SCHOOL PAPERFriendship is Magic IN MY SCHOOL PAPER3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Judging a Horse Show
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic premiered October 10 2010. The show was developed by Lauren Faust, who previously wokred on The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. After a critical essay was posted on the imageboard 4chan.org, discussing the author's disguest with it, older people began to watch the show. With the unexpected fan base, the show has quickly become one of the popular kids' shows this year. The show is now nearing the end of its second season with a third season in pre-production.
The show stars six ponies, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, with the main character being Twilight Sparkle. The show resolves around Twilight Sparkles' lessons on friendship and magic. Each episode starts with a problem and ends up with a closing narration of the lesson that episode's main character learned.
Staring with the obvious, the show is a girl's show, a little girl's show, but at the same time its more t
+ How To Kill A Furry +1. Your traditional shotgun to the face.+ How To Kill A Furry +6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Boiling them alive in reused vegetable oil.
3. Starving them in an empty room.
4. Amputating their limbs with a plastic knife.
5. Feeding them to a bear.
6. Driving over their bodies with an army tank.
7. Sending them to Afghanistan.
9. Dipping them into vats of hot mustard.
10. Suffocating them with their own fur.
11. Dragging them through a three mile cheese grater.
12. Injecting nitroglycerin into their body.
13. Setting their head on fire.
14. Pushing them underneath a working press.
15. Tripping them over into a bed of nails.
16. Pouring a bucket on piranhas down their throats.
17. Forcing them into a meat grinder and making chilli con carne out of them.
18. Shooting them with paintballs for seventeen hours.
19. Shoving their faces into a deep fryer.
20. Pouring acid onto their stomachs.
21. Sacrificing them to a giant spider.
22. Deporting them to Guantanamo Bay on twenty three fake charges of child molestation.
Yeah I'm Stupid!Yeah I'm Stupid!:Yeah I'm Stupid!3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Indeed you are absolutely superior. A divine being, more intelligent,
Learned and completely right in everything you say about me.
However, if I might be permitted to as they say in slang
"Drop the beat", then I'd like to show you my own style of doing things.
Art thou ready for this my sibling from a different parent?
Sir can I have just a moment of your time? I think I lost
My will, let me sit and bust a rhyme rappin' like I'm
Edgar Allan singin' Raven songs, thank god I have a
life and love that keeps me really strong. See I
Understand the fact that you may not like the things I do,
Structure in your brain is wrapped tight like a metal screw.
But this is what you do when you are young
I'm breaking all the rules until I finally get sung!
So pass it on over if you're done with the whiny mic,
I'd like to show the world a new style it's the Chen life;
So everyone go 'Chen boo', this all the 'Chen boo',