Marx and Magolor Get Locked Out
“Ahahaha, I can’t wait to eat this pie when we get back to the house,” Marx exclaimed.
“Apple pie to be exact.” Magolor said.
It was dusk in Dreamland and Marx and Magolor were on their way home from buying a whole bunch of pastries from a bakery.
“Be sure to hide the pie from Kirby. He’ll eat the whole thing up.” Marx said.
“I’ll just distract him with these tomatoes.” Magolor replied.
They finally made it back to the house. But when Magolor tried to open the door, it was locked.
“Hmm, that’s strange,” he said. He began to knock on the door, “Hey, open up.”
“That’ll never work.” Marx said, “Watch me.”
Marx went up to the door and began to kick it hard, “Come down here and open the door!” he shouted.
Magolor put down the bags of food and searched through the bushes, “I know there’s a spare key somewhere…where is it?”
Magolor and 02 Get Stuck in a StormMagolor and 02 Get Stuck in a Storm3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I can't believe this just happened " Magolor said with a sigh.
"I can't believe you couldn't see the giant tree that caused this to happen." 02 responded.
It was a gloomy cloudy day and Magolor and 02 were just returning home after looking for the Lor's missing parts. That was until Magolor crashed the Lor into a huge pine tree leaving the Lor a wreck and them stuck the woods without a quick way home. They were standing in front of the wreckage, pondering on what to do.
"It wasn't my fault. It's incredibly foggy right now. You said it was going to be a clear day!" Magolor said.
"Don't pin this on me, fool. I told you it might be a clear day."
Magolor mumbled to himself, "'Might' was a huge understatement". He looked up into the sky and saw thick black clouds gathering. "Looks like there's going to be a downpour today."
"Then we better get going." 02 said then floated on ahead.
"What? I can't just leave my ship here!" Magolor protested then he flew back towards the ship.
Marx and Pals Throw a Costume Party pt. 2Marx and Pals Throw a Costume Party pt. 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Lacky flew up stairs and went into Marx's room to get the candy. As soon as he came out, he saw 02 in the hallway.
"Oh there you are sir! Here's the candy you wanted." He said.
02 stared at the candy then stared at Lacky, "Imbecile. I never asked for candy. And what makes you think I can eat it? Am I supposed to shove it into my eye?"
"You had a mouth a few seconds ago."
02 gave Lacky a strange look, "What are you talking about?"
"Well downstairs you were talking to some kids saying how you used to have two eyes but Kirby jammed one out, how you don't bleed anymore, and how you got therapy so could be happy and stuff."
"Over my undead body I could be happy! Where did you witness this?"
02 quickly floated down stairs to see what Lacky was talking about. Before Lacky could lead him there, the Poppy Bro from before came up to 02.
"Hey, that's a nice 02 costume. You're missing the eye patch though," the Poppy Bro said.
02 gave the Poppy Bro a glare, "Eye patch!? This is
Marx and Pals Have a BlackoutMarx and Pals Have a Blackout2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"C'mon swerve right! That car is catching up to you!" Marx said.
"Stop heckling me. I know what I'm doing." Magolor responded.
It was nighttime and Marx was watching Magolor play a video game.
"There's the goal! You're almost there Magolor."
"Just a little bit more "
Suddenly all the electricity in the house went out.
Magolor stared blankly at the screen, "Oh what the-
"Marx!" 02 yelled floating from upstairs.
Marx gave an exasperated sigh, "Jeez 02, not everything unfortunate that happens is my fault."
"It usually is."
"Poyo, the microwave stopped working!" Kirby said running from the kitchen. He couldn't see where he was going to he ran into the sofa, "Oof, it's too dark. Kirby can't see anything."
"Can't you turn into Fire Kirby? Look for a match or something." Marx said.
"That's a great idea!" Kirby ran back towards the kitchen, hitting walls and other objects along the way.
Magolor finally rose from where he was sitting and looked around, "There's probably something wr
Marx and Magolor Go to the StoreMarx and Magolor Go to the Store3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Kirby, you idiot!" Marx shouted.
It was early in the morning and Marx and Magolor were just waking up to make themselves breakfast.
Well, at least that was what they were going to do.
"You ate everything," Magolor said while checking the cabinets to see if Kirby left anything untouched. "Didn't even leave fruit."
"Kirby sorry. Kirby was really hungry " Kirby said.
"Oh yeah? Now we're all hungry!" Marx shouted.
"Calm down Marx, we'll just go to the store and buy some stuff." Magolor said.
"What is everyone yelling about early in the morning?" 02 asked floating down the stairs.
"Kirby ate everything." Magolor said.
"Oh. Too bad. 02 said in the most apathetic voice he could. "Looks like you're all going to die of starvation."
"No. Marx and I are going to buy some food."
"Pity. I was hoping to see you all suffer from hunger."
"Psh, you're just jealous, 'cause you have to suffer every, single, day. Ha!" Marx gloated.
"I'll show you suffering, you pathetic-"
"Aha, that won't be necessa
Marx and Pals Get Lost in a DesertMarx and Pals Get Lost in a Desert2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"How did this happen? No really. How did this happen?" Magolor asked.
"Uh we were just walking and then we just ended up here." Marx said.
"Ooooh, are we at the beach? Look at all the sand." Lacky said.
"Does it look like a beach? There's no water! Nothing but dry air!" 02 shouted.
"Kirby thristy " Kirby said.
Marx, Magolor, Kirby, 02, and Lacky stood in the middle of a scorching hot desert, looking around in all directions to see if they could find a way out.
"There doesn't seem to be anything but sand. Not even a single cactus in sight " Magolor said. He floated up a bit higher to see if he can get a better view. "Sand everywhere " he sighed.
"Well I guess we can just keep going straight. It's not like it will make a difference." Marx said.
"We can follow that big shiny thing in the sky!" Lacky suggested.
02 gave an annoyed sigh, "That's the sun, Lacky."
"Oh! It's really shiny!" Lacky began to stare at the sun. A few seconds passed and he began to scream, "Ah
Marx and Pals Throw a Costume Party pt. 1Marx and Pals Throw a Costume Party pt. 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a clear evening day and everyone in the house was doing their own thing. That was until Kirby tumbled down the stairs wrapped in toilet paper.
"Kirby, I'm sure you don't need that much toilet paper " Magolor said.
"You look like a mummy, Kirby!" Lacky said.
Mummy? That gives me a great idea! We should throw a costume party!" Marx suggested.
"Ugh, you and your ridiculous ideas " 02 said.
"You don't have to attend. Besides, this would be a great time to try on my new costume I've been working on! Aha, be right back," then Marx scampered up the stairs.
"A costume party sounds like fun," Magolor said.
"Ooh, ooh, can I go? Can I go?" Lacky asked.
"Well, sure but what are you going to wear?"
"Poyo. Can someone help Kirby now?" Kirby said in a muffled voice. He was rolling around the floor trying to get the toilet paper off of him.
"Oh sorry Kirby," Magolor said. Then he tore some of the toilet paper off of him so Kirby could move his arms, feet, and talk clearly.
Marx and Kirby Take a JoyrideMarx and Kirby Take a Joyride3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was noon and Marx, Magolor, and Kirby were about to have lunch.
"Hey Magolor, where are the plates?" Marx called out. He was searching through the cabinets and inside the sink.
"Uh, I think I left them in my ship. Magolor answered, "Do you mind getting them for me?"
"Sure. I'll be right back."
So Marx scampered outside and into the Lor. He looked around until he spotted the plates inside the control room.
"Ah-ha. Here they are!" He went over to pick up the plates.
"Is there food in here?" said a voice.
"Huh?" Marx turned around to see that Kirby had followed him, "Why are you here? Are you stalking me or something?"
"No. Kirby just wanted to see if there was food in here," Kirby looked around and went up to the control panel. "Kirby hasn't been in here for a while. This ship is nice."
"The Lor is pretty nice isn't it? I wish I could take a ride in it once. Haha."
Kirby looked at the buttons on the control panel, "Kirby wonders if he can make it fly It shouldn't be any harder th
New Smash Bros Interviews: Marx and Magolor“I want to go home!” whined Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Marx and Magolor1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I never depicted you as a whiner, Samus,” stated Link with a deadpan tone.
Samus glared at the man. “You’d whine to if you had to be stuck here all day interviewing people!”
Link glanced at her with a raised eyebrow in question. “What exactly do you think I have been doing all day with you?”
A faint blush appeared on Samus’ cheeks as she realized her mistake. “Sh-Shut up! Just call in the next applicant.”
The swordsman let out a chuckle as he did just that. In came two small figures, about the size of Kirby. The first was a round purple, wide-eyed creature wearing a jester’s hat, a bow tie, and brown shoes. The other was a round creature dressed in blue regal attire. While the first creature had no hands, this creature had no feet.
“Greetings!” exclaimed the blue creature. “My name is Magolor!”
“And I’m Marx!
New Smash Bros Interviews: Daroach“Haha! Come my Squeaks! We have much treasures to steal!”New Smash Bros Interviews: Daroach1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The door slammed opened, surprising Link and Samus when it was shown that a large mouse was the one to do it. The mouse was grey in color and wore a red top hate and a red jagged cape. The large mouse wasn’t the only one there either as there was three other mice with him.
The first of the mice was a small yellow mouse wearing a pair of triangular sunglasses and a red scarf. The next mouse was blue in color and the largest of the bunch, being big and bulky, and looked to be dressed like a pirate, complete with an eye patch. The last mouse was the smallest and oldest, having a green moustache and pink coke-bottle glasses.
Samus glared at the mice. “Just what do you think you are doing?!”
The lead mouse gave a smirk. “Why looking for treasure, of course! I am Daroach, leader of the Squeak Squad.”
02 Becomes a Teacher02 Becomes a Teacher3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a quiet day and Marx, Magolor, Kirby, and Lacky were watching a sitcom on TV.
"Ahaha, he trip on the sidewalk!" Lacky laughed.
"Too bad he didn't fall flat on his face. Now that would've been hilarious!" Marx responded.
"Poyo, he dropped his burger. Now it's going to go to waste " Kirby said.
"How did he trip in the first place? There's nothing there." Magolor said.
Just then 02 floated in front of the television, blocking everyone's view.
"Hey, move it or lose it! You're in the way!" Marx said.
"All of you are imbeciles with short attention spans, so I'm going to force all of you to take a class."
"What kind of class sir? A woodshop class? A cooking class?" Lacky asked.
"Poyo! Cooking class? Kirby wants to take it!" Kirby exclaimed.
"No! It's a normal class with normal subjects like math and science."
"That's dumb. I know enough math to get me through life, now move it redeye," Marx said.
02 gave Marx a slight glare then without removing his glare slammed the televi
Forgiveness There he is.Forgiveness1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
He's right there.
Go over to him, you moron!
What are you doing just standing around!?
But...he's crying. There's now way I can just waltz right up to him and-
Yes you freaking can! Just do it, you coward!
The Halcandran silenced his inner voices. He needed them quiet, or else he could seriously mess this up.
After taking a very long time to make his way back to this planet, and find the one person in the world who's forgiveness currently mattered to him-the others could easily wait-, he had found them. However...
He had obviously come at a bad time. The little hero was just sitting outside of his house, curled up, and crying.
...Oh, who was he kidding? Of course he was going to mess this up! There was simply no way the puffball would just forgive him! Not after what he had done!
Uttering a soft, sarcastic "ha", the wizard turned to leave.