Metroid: Project Dread: Ch 2The Welcome CommitteeMetroid: Project Dread: Ch 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My ship underway to the coordinates I leaned back in my chair, my suit dematerializing around me revealing the blue zero suit beneath. Like that I took in a deep breath and relaxed.
As I did I thought of the Metroids, the parasitic life form from SR338 that seemed to have dominated my life ever since my first great battle with the Space Pirates upon the planet Zebes. I remembered how the Space Pirates had tried to use the Metroids as a bio-weapon and energy source. I had stopped them then, but it had only been the beginning
Tallon IV, Aether, the entire Phazon Crisis I had fought the Space Pirates, thwarting their experiments to use the Metroids as weapons and energy sources. It had not always been the main goal of my missions, but I had done it in the firm belief that it was better to eradicate the Metroids than to allow them to become a weapon for the Space Pirates. That had been my conviction as I descended to the surface of SR338 to eradicate the Metroid
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 8Chapter 8: The Poop Bomb FactoryPoop Space Emissary Chapter 87 years ago in Humor More Like This
8-1: Proper Entrance
Leonidas and Yoshi are going through the Poop Bomb Factory and it's under red alert.
Yoshi: Fireballs? Yum!
Yoshi goes first. There's not much to say, they go through the factory quickly and reach a room with the Poop Minister, the remaining Robot Luigis and the remaining Poop Bombs. Poop Minister is upset.
8-2: Cargo Ship Entrance
Dancing Banana, Rabbid, Mama Luigi, and Sonic find themselves in a garage of sorts in the same factory. Mama Luigi goes first. A caterpillar starts attacking.
Mama Luigi: Early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or was it the bagel?
The foe goes down. They navigate the rest of the factory. Eventually at a part where they must hit three levers to continue, Mama Luigi is crushed by a ceiling, so Dancing Banana must go.
Dancing Banana: Peanut butter-jelly!
Dancing Banana continues through the factory. At some point, Mama Luigi screams for help loud enough to break a wall and the four fall int
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 3Chapter 3: Ruined Zoos and Ruined CastlesPoop Space Emissary Chapter 37 years ago in Humor More Like This
3-1: A Trip To The Zoo
A blue pokemon is seen.
The Mudkip is walking around a zoo when suddenly Poop Primids appear all around him.
Then suddenly behind him comes Chuck Norris!
B: Water Blast
B>: Be lieked
B Up: Be lieked
B Down: Be lieked
Mudkip runs from Chuck Norris. He tries attacking Chuck Norris a few times but it's no use. Eventually Chuck Norris falls into a pond. Of course he doesn't get wet, the pond gets Chuck Norris'd. After a little bit, Mudkip trips.
Before Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick him, a blue racecar drives up and a racer jumps out.
Racer (in engrish): FALCON PUNCH!
Chuck Norris is Falcon Punched, causing an explosion of awesomeness, as a Falcon Punch has met with a Roundhouse Kick. When the explosion clears, Captain Falcon is weakened to the level of a normal human.
An energy cloud shaped like Chuck Norris' head creates a stone
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 1Chapter 1: The World of TrophiesPoop Space Emissary Chapter 17 years ago in Humor More Like This
1-1: Midair Stadium
There is a stadium floating in midair. Among the audience members are a princess (Zelda) and another princess (Peach).
The two see two trophies being flung into the arena. One was of a red, fat plumber. The other was of a green elf guy.
Mario: Check out the enclosed instruction book!
B - Toast Toss
B> - Body Slam
B Up - Vine Climb
B Down - Insult
B - Sword
B> - The Book
B Up - Spin Attack
B Down - Octorok Eat (recovers 5%)
Mario and Link get into a fight. Link gets Mario good a few times with his spin attack, but then Mario uses insult.
Mario: Gay Link.
Link's feelings are hurt and Mario body slams Link off the edge. Mario wins! During the fight, an old guy is watching.
Back in the stadium, Mario revives Link from his trophy state.
Link: What happened?
The sky then turns dark red and a floating Coney Island Disco Palace appears. A bunch of Koopa Wizards appear f
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 7Chapter 7: Storming The Coney Island Disco PalacePoop Space Emissary Chapter 77 years ago in Humor More Like This
7-1: Mount Freeze-Your-Butt-Off
King Koopa, Illegal Guy, Phoenix Wright, Mudkip, and Gay Luigi notice the Star Rabbit Balloon getting into a dogfight with the Coney Island Disco Palace. King Koopa then suddenly leaps into action. He heads off for the cold mountain nearby. On the mountain, a chicken robot and a drill robot are climbing up.
CHICKENBOT AND DRILLBOT (I don't know their names)
King Koopa passes them.
King Koopa: Mashed potatoes.
Chickenbot and Drillbot:
B: Drink Booze
B Up: Die from bad life habits
B Down: Bumble
Now the character is King Koopa. He's going up to the summit of Mt. Freeze-Your-Butt-Off. After a while the robots make it to the top and celebrate with smokes and booze (which Sonic would say are bad for you if he were here). King Koopa then notices someone waiting for them.
GEORGE THE VOLCANO
Mr. Volcano: MY BIRDS!
King Koopa: Mashed potatoes.
Lone SurvivorThe cold, resonant groans of dead machinery filled the air. A vile shadow of its pristine glory, the derelict vessel had been torn asunder and exposed to the void. The ground beneath my feet trembled; aches and spasms shaken out by the mere force of gravity.Lone Survivor3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was no surprise what awaited me inside the Valhalla. Vermin had taken over and became a nuisance while I explored the ship that, save for those putrid pests, was utterly devoid of life.
It was tragic, really. A mere few months ago this ship was a Federation gem, setting for itself high expectations on its first journey into space. The Valhalla was only on a training mission when it was forced to endure its savage demise.
I was an explorer in fresh ruins. A ship of sleek, cutting-edge design, its decks now tattered and cluttered with debris. Hallways once illuminated and filled with green recruits were now darkened and filled only with their bodies. Everywhere, there were bodies. Such a staggering loss of human life. How terrifyi
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 5Chapter 5: In The WildsPoop Space Emissary Chapter 57 years ago in Humor More Like This
5-1: Path To The Ruins
Gay Luigi and Mudkip are on a cliff and see a plate of spaghetti fly down into a ruins.
Gay Luigi: Spaghetti!
Gay Luigi looks down at two photos he has, each of a plate of spaghetti.
Gay Luigi: You gotta help!
Gay Luigi and Mudkip go after the Spaghetti. They go through an ancient pathway until they make it inside to a volcanic environment. Mudkip is the current character being played. He's good at jumping and stuff but eventually he's trapped in an area where he has to defeat two Fire Sumos to keep going. He's severely damaged but they drop Heart Containers after they're beaten. A few more rooms later, Mudkip is ready to drop. Finally he's defeated during the battle on some platforms that rose into the air.
Gay Luigi: There's fire.
Gay Luigi takes over and defeats the rest and heads forward back outside. Eventually Robotnik drops off a cliff.
Mudkip remembers that Robotnik was the one who turned Captain F
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 2Chapter 2: In the Sky, In the JunglePoop Space Emissary Chapter 27 years ago in Humor More Like This
2-1: Sky Place
Gwonam is watching Midair Stadium get blown up by the Poop Bomb.
Gwonam: You - are - evil - you - must - die.
Gwonam goes over to his magic carpet and flies out into the clouds.
Gwonam: Squadala! We are off!
B: Look and See
B>: Bird Summon
B Up: Squadala
B Down: Written Prophecy
Gwonam flies through an area and after a while, the Coney Island Disco Palace appears in the clouds and unleashes Magnum Bills. Gwonam summons birds to pick their eyes out and continues until he finds Mario's trophy and revives it.
Mario: Where am I?
Gwonam: Where do you wish to go?
Mario: Hey you! Get off my cloud!
Mario and Gwonam see the Coney Island Disco Palace. The two chase after it until they reach a dead end. Meanwhile, a hot air balloon floats by in pursuit.
Chapter 2-2: Ocean of Clouds
Link and Peach are on the magic balloon until they crash on the top of the Coney Island Disco Palace. After a bit, the hot air balloon appear
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 10Chapter 10: The Poop MazePoop Space Emissary Chapter 107 years ago in Humor More Like This
10-1: The Poop Maze 1 - The Maze
B: Wizard Paunch
B>: Not Into The Pit
B Up: Offer Link
B Down: Fireball
B Up: YES
B Down: DELICIOUS
B>: Pod Attack
B Up: SnooPING AS usual
B Down: SnooP
The chosen character order is:
Mario starts by fighting a resurrected Homer Simpson.
Homer starts swinging his empty cages around and jumping like before, nothing's changed. Mario climbs vines and drops down and does lots of damage on one of the cages. He soon beats one of the cages so Homer dies again. After a while, Mario encounters Evil Mario.
Evil Mario: All Toasters toast toast!
Mario faces off against evil Mario and easily wins. After a ways he runs into Evil Gwonam.
Evil Gwonam: Squadala! We are off!
Mario then fights Evil Gwonam. It's a little harder since he's not a balanced character like Mario but he wins. Soon he faces Evil Link.
Evil Link: Oh boy
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 6Chapter 6: The Floating Island of KoridaiPoop Space Emissary Chapter 67 years ago in Humor More Like This
6-1: A Stinky Swamp
After not hearing from them for a while, we find Sonic and Dr. Rabbit in a swamp. It's pretty uneventful. Dr. Rabbit is the current character and they go through the swamp. Suddenly at one point Sonic is suddenly turned into a trophy. M. Bison did it!
Dr. Rabbit: Hello there!
M. Bison orders Poop Bugs to swarm Sonic's trophy. They do this and become Shadow Sonic, who prepares to attack Dr. Rabbit. M. Bison shoots at Dr. Rabbit but barely misses. He charges another shot when suddenly a keyboard lands on the Dark Cannon, breaking the gun. The attacker is revealed.
ANGRY GERMAN KID
AGK: (yelling in German)
M. Bison flies away. Then suddenly Shadow Sonic grows bigger and Dr. Rabbit revives Sonic, who notices the monster.
Sonic: NO good!
Angry German Kid:
B>: Keyboard Thrust
B Up: Shout
B Down: Keyboard Slam
Dr. Rabbit attacks first. He's doing okay but Mega Shadow Sonic can sustain a ton of damage and h
Happy birthdayHappy birthday4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Happy Birthday
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Time-Frame: 358/2 Days - Riku and Xion's month of eloping.
Characters: Riku, Xion
Summary: She asked what the term even meant; he never expected such a precious gift in return.
Note: Candylanger's request.
It was understandable for the girl to be distracted, really, the young man by her side knew that very well. For the past couple of weeks he traveled with her as she sought her answers, tried to come to terms with even her own existence, and maybe, just maybe - find a way to please everyone.
It was only natural that she'd be in a daze, but then again - now it was getting ridiculous. Riku had no other way of putting it as he held the girl tighter against him, back pressed against a tree for stability. She on her part stared at the cliff she almost fell down, the blood flowing rapidly and pounding in her ears.
" maybe we should take a break." He suggested, and Xion could only nod in terrified ent
Poop Space Emissary Chapter 9Chapter 9: Poop SpacePoop Space Emissary Chapter 97 years ago in Humor More Like This
9-1: The Great Invasion
A giant cannon pokes out of the Poop Space Bubble where Koridai was and shoots at a random part of the world. The hit had the same effect as a Poop Space Bomb! On the bridge....
M. Bison: YES! YES! DELICIOUS!
Ganon: ... NOO!
Ganon sees the Coney Island Disco Palace headed straight for them.
Ganon: You will die.
The Poop Cannon starts shooting at the Coney Island Disco Palace but it keeps missing... Until it's hit.
M. Bison: YES!
Ganon: ... NOO!
From the crashing Coney Island Disco Palace come a Dr. Rabbit's re-restored balloon, the PBJ flyer, a Spartan airship, and a rabbid saucer.
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!
The Ganon Cannon's lasers start shooting at the four ships but out of nowhere, Link comes.
Link: I can't wait to bomb - Ganon!
Link, on a skull raft comes crashing down, breaking the whole cannon. All the ships and Link head into the bubble after Ganon and M. Bison enter.
8-2: Entrance To Poop Space
All the characters are at the entrance, rea
Final Smash AnalysisSuper Smash Bros Brawl - Final Smash AnalysisFinal Smash Analysis7 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
When Nintendo revealed the idea of the Final Smash attacks for Brawl, I said to myself "And the Power Stone clone is complete!!", Power Stone had a similair idea to this, but since PS3 (No not that one) is never coming, this is a nice substitute. The more characters announced for the game ment more and more awesome Final Smashes, or so I thought.
I have been greatly disapointed with some of the characters announced, and their Final Smashes are just the same... like I said "It's hard to please me with games anymore"
I decided to view each and every final smash, and basically say what I think, and what the shit ones could have been.
I am making up my own names for some of them, because I can't be bothered to go to the Dojo and read what they are called.
10 being Good
01 being bad
Mario: Twin Fireballs
Mario unleashes a giant double fireball attack, sending his foes flying in which ever direction he was facing at time of launch.
This was the f
The Bride of AtlasShe met him when the world was new;The Bride of Atlas3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
when wars were fought in the cosmos
and celestial beings deigned expose
and visit themselves upon the mortals.
In darkness he came to her;
somewhere between fantasy and the real,
disguised as a human, burly and firm
with want of a lover and yearning for release.
She knew him as a man
and he loved her as his wife.
A Titan he had always been
at battle with Olympians
who garnered all of humanity's love
and chose war over peace to keep it.
As lightning struck, thunder roared,
and waves destroyed the earth,
all grew quiet as Olympus rejoiced
and she knew that he had lost.
Zeus then rest upon his shoulders
the weight of the world eternal.
A punishment made more severe
by lack of warmth from her mortal heart.
He carried his punishment made unending
as Earth's coarsened face gouged his back.
The insects and beasts stung and mauled
and the humans warred and burned his flesh.
Still he held the world atop his shoulders
Inside the LeviathanAn unreal world had taken shape around me. Icy, radiant blue, and alive. Shameless in its attempts to appear as alien as possible. So obvious it was that it did not belong here. The Seed had come to this world for one reason. To spread. To propagate. To twist the life-filled world it fell upon into the sick abomination that was its homeworld.Inside the Leviathan3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a parasite. A pestilence, filled with mindless purpose. In all my travels to distant worlds, never before had I felt so comically out of place. Phazon truly redefined the world alien.
The verdant light of my ship was trumped by the azure luminescence. Long, undulating tendrils of light flew from colossal floating creatures. Jagged crystals struck forth from every wall and surface, glittering like blue diamonds. Huge, cavernous veins shot from the center of the creature, with transparent gateways to other parts of the body. Every bit of this world pulsed, in unison, every beat reminding me that I was inside something very alive.
MirrorIf nothing else, I am a survivor.Mirror5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I survived the attack of my first home, survived the environment of Zebes- twice over now. I've fought Ridley and Kraid, countless little vermin that swarm the caverns, even Mother Brain herself; and that's saying nothing of the metroids. And I've survived being forced to crash, to lose all my weapons. Being forced to hide in the dark corners where they can't find me, or cramped tunnels where I could barely breathe.
It's humiliating. I was called in because I could prevail where others failed miserably, and I'm reduced to the bare minimums, cowering like a child. No, even when I was young, I had never been this scared. I've never really stared death in the face like this, my choices at this point are to stay here and starve, or go out and be killed by the pirates.
I just can't see any other way. I am going to die here.
The strange thing is... realizing this? I didn't feel as frightened. Yes, it meant admitting I wasn't leaving Zebes alive. But I
SoulSoul7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The dizzy, fuzzy feeling of light-speed travel feels even more distant and attached, like I'm not in my body. I know it's getting worse. My body doesn't feel like itself anymore; it feels as if I'm trapped in an overpowered lump of flesh that isn't responsive when I need it to be, yet the world around it seems too frail and delicate to handle this powerful form. My own strength frightens me, frightens me more than anything else has so far. I know that I'm not relying on the enhancements of the suit anymore, not how it once was. The shielding to protect it and me is superficial, neither it or I needing much protection anymore. If it were possible for the chozo suit to protect me from this poison in my body, it would have expelled it long ago.
I raise my left hand to look at it while my gunship skims along the interior of the wormhole. They tell you that you're not supposed to move while travelling at this sort
Candy Corn .:RxX:.The sounds of leaves crunching beneath her tall black boots caused the young woman to pull her gaze away from the dark sky and back onto the path she traveled. Physically, she had the appearance of roughly fourteen years old, but fortunately she was not wandering alone at such an age. By her side was a tall and silver-haired boy of nearly sixteen years. Even though the boy was so different from herself, take the fact that he was actually meant to exist for example, she was very grateful to have him by her side, despite the fact that his presence was like a constant reminder of her grim situation.Candy Corn .:RxX:.4 years ago in Romance More Like This
The bitter October wind pierced the back of the girl's bare neck, her raven-black hair reached only a little below her ears, and with a shiver she pulled the hood of her coat over her head. Then she spoke to the teenage boy walking alongside her, this was their first time speaking since first setting off that day.
"Riku, are we almost there?"
"What do you mean by 'there', Xion?" Riku made a br
Her First Christmas - KH, RionHer First Christmas - KH, Rion5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Title: Her First Christmas
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Time frame: Last third of 358/2 Days
Summary: Wanting nothing more than for something for her to call her own, he figured Christmas was a good place to start.
Characters: Riku and Xion
Relationship: Friendship to eventual romance
Word count: 3942
If you came and asked her what she didn't know, she wouldn't know what to tell you.
It was in man's nature, after all, to not know what he didn't know. That was true regardless of who and what you were a whole person, a halved person, a changed person, a forgotten person.
It was also true if one was a puppet, and perhaps even more so.
That posed quite a challenge to a certain young man when he woke up one day and decided
I want her to know.
To know that which everyone else did; to know what she knew. To know that what she knew she learned on her own, that at least that one lone Memory belonged to no one else. Not to th
Samus' Training Ch 1Samus' Training Ch 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Samus' Training Ch 1
Before the Storm
"...I... I'll do whatever you want of me..."
That was it; it had been done... A simple phrase sealed my fate forever. I stood before Prime; the being that had made my life a living hell... Only moments ago, I had surrendered to him in exchange for his teachings, the ability to control the phazon writhing inside me. I immediately knew I would regret it; but it was all I could do... It's so ironic that after all that had happened, he was the only one who I could go to... The only one I could trust. I felt like I was going to be sick realizing all of this... My entire world, my entire life even, had been turned upside down.
And how was this answered? What response did Prime give for my soul-shattering choice? Practically nothing... He just laid his hand on my head and told me:
"Good choice woman..."
Just that one gesture made it seem all the more worse... All I was wearing was an impoverished cloak that flowed over my naked body and I was
Distorted Butterfly WingsDistorted Butterfly Wings4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Title: Distorted Butterfly Wings
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Time frame: Post KHII
Characters: Sora, Naminé, Riku-minor, Kairi-minor
Summary: He wanted to weave the flowers into her hair, and hear her singing to the butterflies. But nothing ever came easy for them, not even in a mid-spring night's dream.
It wasn't that long ago that it was still raining. That it was still cold and cloudy, and the beaches were more mud than sand. Umbrellas still lined the streets and paths of the islands, and the common cold was, well common.
It was just like any other winter on the small tropical island, nothing out of the ordinary. And like all other winters, that one too eventually came to an end.
It was the first day of spring. The first proper day of the season, where the umbrellas and coats were left at home, the skies were clear, and the sun finally graced the world with its appearance and glow. The birds at long last sou
UnravellingThe silence between them seemed to stretch on forever, interrupted only by the waves lapping at their soles. The moon hung frozen in the night sky, unappreciated by either of them; her gaze was cast to the invisible line that the waves wouldn't cross, and his, hidden behind his blindfold. There was no need to admire what did not exist.Unravelling5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But it persisted, lingering behind closed eyes, in the mist that the breeze carried to his skin, and in her gentle touch. It persisted though he refused to accept it as reality.
"I understand," she said with a hint of resignation, quiet voice almost muted by the roll of the ocean. Her hand squeezed his, and though she didn't receive a response, she smiled. He was making an effort to remove himself from the delusion -- just as he was trying to remove her from hers. "It's not enough, is it?"
The only evidence he was even alive was the movement of his chest with each breath. After a few beats, he lowered his head a little, and would have been glancing away
Dark Souls: Before the BeginningThere was a time once.Dark Souls: Before the Beginning2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Anor Londo. The city of the very gods themselves. The grand capital of Lordran, home of the Lords.
There was a time, when those who wished to even set foot in this great city had to prove themselves vigorously, whether battling and defeating their peers in the battles of Stoicism, or going on a pilgrimage through the fortress of Sen, to confront Snake men, demons made of titanite, and also a giant golem made purely from iron, rumoured to have a core made from an ancient dragon.
There was a time, when despite the legends and myths behind it, every human that set foot in Anor Londo all agreed that every story was in fact an understatement. Returning champions would talk of giant soldiers, fully clad in brass armour, wielding brass shields and halberds charged with lightning. They talked of marble cathedrals and keeps, a giant painting guarded by white robed blade masters. They would talk of the Silver Knights, the chosen warriors of Gwyn, armed with a w