Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 7,8,9Firepaw: I smell a ShadowClan cat.Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 7,8,93 years ago in Humor More Like This
Yellowfang: I WILL EAT YOU!!!!
Firepaw: (hits Yellowfang) I am much too awesome to be eaten!
Yellowfang: But you look so yummy...
Firepaw: You are way too far into my personal bubble! GET OUT!!!!!
Yellowfang: First I must eat you!
Firepaw: NEVER!!!! (attacks Yellowfang)
Yellowfang: Ooowww..that hurt...
Firepaw: STAY HERE!!!!!
Firepaw: Here is a rabbit. Eat it. It tastes better than a cat.
Yellowfang: NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!
Firepaw: Here comes Lionheart! HI LIONHEART!!!!
Lionheart: No feeding psycho cannibal kitties.
Greypaw: (hugs Firepaw) I am so glad you are alive! I was worried you got eaten!
Firepaw: Too tight...
Bluestar: Why did you feed her?
Firepaw: So she wouldn't eat me!
Tigerclaw: That is NOT a valid reason. Why are you here, Yellowfang?
Yellowfang: They kicked me out of ShadowClan cuz I ate all the kits.
Darkstripe: LETS KILL HER!!!!!!
Bluestar: No...she could be of some use to me...mwa ha ha...(everyon
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,63 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 16,17,18Tigerclaw: Hurry up Ravenpaw!Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 16,17,183 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: Sorry. I haven't had any coffee since yesterday.
Firepaw: What did Tigerclaw do after he left the cave?
Greypaw: He was screaming about sparkles.
Greypaw: How sparkly was the Moonstone?
Firepaw: Very sparkly.
Greypaw: Awesome. I wish I could've seen it. WAHHHH!!!!! It's a scary loner!
Bluestar: This is Barley.
Barley: HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barley: There are dogs here, just to let you know.
Bluestar: Oh no.
Tigerclaw: AHHH!!!! TOO MANY RATS!!!!!!!!!!!
Firepaw: I WILL DESTROY YOU, RATS! (starts going nuts killing every rat)
Tigerclaw: Yay! They are all gone!
Firepaw: I am the awesomest!
Tigerclaw: Guess what?
Tigerclaw: Bluestar is dead! Let's celebrate!!!!!!!
Firepaw: Now she will no longer stalk me!
Bluestar: Sorry, I was pranking you. That wasn't actually my 9th life.
Tigerclaw: Darn it. Barley, get out of here.
Tigerclaw: What life was that, B
Hollyleaf's DismayTo most, I'm just a lost cat.Hollyleaf's Dismay3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And it hurt to know you didn't acknowledge me.
Wandering the tunnels
Even with constant company.
In the darkness, it seemed to trap me.
Echoes on the walls.
Just me and Fallen Leaves.
Every day, I thought of my home,
With my beloved brothers,
Jayfeather and Lionblaze.
Eventually, I spent more time staring,
Searching the woods.
I'd hope you'd come find me
While I'd watch you in silence.
To most, I'm just a lost cat.
And it burns my heart like fire.
Longer, I strayed outside,
Watching my family everday.
He kept away from me.
It feels hopeless now, though he visits me, but rarely.
But someone found me, needed me.
So I left these tunnels
But I'll miss them...
I'll never forget Fallen Leaves,
But I must leave.
To most, I'm just a lost cat.
And it pierced me like a thorn,
A huge, gaping hole swallowing my heart.
But now I'm back...
Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 5 “Echopaw...”Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Echopaw opened his eyes. He couldn’t see anything but darkness. Nothing at all. He jumped to his feet and stumbled forward. Where was he? Was he blind!? No. It must be a dream. Echopaw closed his eyes again to try to wake up, but he couldn’t.
After a few minutes, he opened his eyes again and saw a forest around him. It was destroyed and withered. The ground was a pale brown, the sky was shrouded in black clouds, and not a single light could be seen, but the area around him was visible.
Out of nowhere, a figure appeared and dashed past him. A nick appeared on his cheek and he recoiled back. Ouch! That hurt! He stood ready to fight, but examined his wound. It was deep.
“Welcome to my paradise, young one. I do hope you enjoy your stay.”
A voice echoed around him. A familiar, yet unknown voice. It was deep and dark.
Again, the shadow rushed past
Frozen Secrets-Chapter 5Milkpaw ran alongside her Clanmates, excited for her first Gathering. They crossed the WindClan border, headed towards the island. The cool night air blowing across the moor made her fur billow. It feels great to be able to cross on another Clan's territory without being challenged. She thought. Milkpaw slowed her running to a trot as her Clanmates stopped in front of a fallen tree. One by one, they began to cross the trunk. Milkpaw leaped onto the tree and started to cross with Birchpaw in front of her. She felt herself starting to slip and unsheathed her claws to grip the slippery bark. Once Milkpaw reached the island, she hurried after her Clanmates.Frozen Secrets-Chapter 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Milkpaw sat beside her Clanmates, eyes wide as she looked at the group of WindClan cats nearby. They had arrived first and some of the cats started to approach the RiverClan cats that finished crossing the tree-bridge.
"Isn't this exciting?" Birchpaw asked her.
Milkpaw nodded. "It looks like ThunderClan is here." She replied, rec
The Forbidden : EpilogueThe Forbidden : Epilogue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Hurry up, Whitescar!” a dark ginger tabby tom called to the white tabby tom behind him. “Honeywhisker wanted to meet with us, remember?”
“I’m going as fast as I can, Flamescorch!” Whitescar complained. “Minnow-brained medicine cat!”
Flamescorch stopped in his tracks and turned to face the white tabby deputy. “Uh, who got that reed tip out of your paw when you were an apprentice?”
Whitescar sighed. “You did.”
“And who saved your brother’s life when he nearly drowned in the creek? Who? Who?”
“And who made sure your mother would die a peaceful death, instead of being slaughtered by some crazy cat? Who? Who? Who?”
“So you better not be complaining, if I were ya,” Flamescorch laughed and dashed away, again.
“Hey, wait up!” Whitescar yowled and sped afte
The Forbidden : Chapter 4The Forbidden : Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Leopardkit heard voices all around her.
"From this moment on, you shall be known as Leopardnose!"
My warrior name!
Leopardkit heard other voices also. They were swirling around her in a blur, but she could make out a few of them.
"There is a killer lurking around…"
"You will always be in my heart, Leopardnose."
"I love you, Leopardnose."
All these voices scared the young kit and she tried to get them to stop; to get them out of her head. Suddenly, the voices stopped and only one voice spoke next.
"Beware, Leopardkit, there are secrets hidden from you…"
Suddenly, Leopardkit woke up; her pelt was fluffed up and her claws were extended. She looked around and saw no one but her mother and her siblings. Softbelly and her kits were sleeping not far.
It was just a dream…
Her head still hurt from her dream and she decided to get some fresh air. She yawned and stretched before clambering out of her nest and into the crisp air. It was a l
Failed Interview with Tiger, Bramble, and Hawk!Dawnflower: Hi everyone! I'm back! And today I'm interviewing Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, and Bramblestar! Now, why don't you introduce yourselves?Failed Interview with Tiger, Bramble, and Hawk!3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Tigerstar: I am Tigerstar from ThunderClan but I was leader of ShadowClan.
Hawkfrost: I am Hawkfrost from RiverClan.
Bramblestar: I am Bramblestar, the current leader of ThunderClan!
Dawnflower: And what cat's do you hate the most?
Tigerstar: I hate Scourge. And Firestar, he is so annoying even though he killed Scourge.
Hawkfrost: I hate Bramblestar.
Bramblestar: Shut up, Hawkfrost. I hate Ashfur.
Ashfur: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT SHOULD BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Dawnflower: Ashfur, get out of this interview.
Dawnflower: Now, tell me how you died.
Tigerstar: Scourge killed me 9 times in a row. It was like, so, unfair.
Hawkfrost: Bramblestar killed me. THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU!!!!!
Bramblestar: I haven't died yet. In fact, I still have all 9 lives left, ha ha ha.
Hawkfrost: NOT FOR LONG!!!!!!
Bramblestar: Owww... (dies) WH
SavageClan : Clan of the Shadows (The Forbidden)SavageClan : Clan of the Shadows (The Forbidden)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I don't remember much about my past. I was born in SavageClan—originally called Savage when I was born. Our leader was Scar Belly, and he was very curious about the Clans. He would often disappear for a few hours and come back and tell us all about Clan life. He admired the Clans and tried to bring their ways into our group. He renamed his name to Scarred Claws, though he did not receive the nine lives like the Clan leaders did, and we didn't believe in StarClan. His ideas were successful at first…but soon things went horribly wrong…
Scarred Claws was killed by a monster on a Thunderpath and there was no body. Smoke Foot became leader—renamed Smoke Claw—and still followed the rules that Scarred Claws had laid out, but he added his own 'twist' to it.
He created his own 'warrior code' and created harsh rules for it. Any cat was killed when they tried to leave or tried to speak out against the Clan, our ways or against Smoke Claw. Smoke Claw also demanded absolute loyalty and expec
Shadows Rise: Chapter 8 (Redmask)I stood quietly on the Tall Outcrop, a large rock on the outskirts of our camp and very useful for look outs. The patrol Badgerstar had left on was long overdue, what could have happened?Shadows Rise: Chapter 8 (Redmask)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“They were patrolling the IceClan border, weren’t they?” Duskstream, Firesecret’s mate, whispered as she leapt up beside me. “They left at down, it’s almost sun high now.”
“They’re fine,” I meowed quickly, but the same doubt laid heavily in me. I glanced out across our territory, it was too peaceful. Not even a leaf stirred nor did the beautiful bird’s songs rise up from the trees, something must have happened.
“Should I take a patrol to check?” Duskstream suggested, her worry for her mate gleaming darkly in her blue eyes. “Just to make sure they’re okay.”
“If you want,” I agreed, I just couldn’t shake off this feeling that something had happened to them. “Take Sandshadow and Willowf
Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 3 The wind blew through the trees as the patrol ventured to the river, as it marked the end of their territory to the south. From there, Echopaw and the others continued west to the edge of the forest, north to the border between their territory and the twolegplace, and east where their territory stopped at a thunderpath.Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On the way, Echopaw and Splashpaw stopped by a new area they found on the trip east. A small patch of their territory led into a beautiful clearing filled with scents of herbs and flowers. Splashpaw began to show off her new moves while Echopaw tried to gather some of the herbs.
“Come on Echopaw! Dawnpaw already has enough herbs to last us all leaf-bare.” Splashpaw bumped into Echopaw and meowed, “I wanna see if you can beat me in a fight.”
Echopaw recognized the familiar scent of catmint. It was one herb that he could remember Dawnpaw saying it was very special. “Let me gather some more, then I’ll fight you.”
Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 1 “Echopaw! We’re back!”Warriors: Light and Dark Ch 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The trees were barren, branches exposed in the cloudy sunlight. The sky was white, calling for snow, yet none has come down. The crisp air had turned cold, and the heavy breeze a gentle wind. The river started to freeze in the mornings, but still yearns a subtle stream. The morning was the most relieving. The nights were cold and cats ran for shelter in the evenings.
It had been a week since that fateful day. The camp has become more lively than ever. Prey had become harder to find, but StoneClan had a well stocked supply. The prison cats, now referred to as the Guests, were getting used to the warrior life, but they still could not grip the sense of the clan code. More specifically, the fresh-kill rule. Elders, queens, and kits first. However, they caught their own food and never really relied on the fresh-kill pile. Harlem, probably the wisest of the Guests, was able to grasp the rule, but the other sh
Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,3Rusty: I had a dream abou a mouse last night.Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,33 years ago in Humor More Like This
Smudge: Was I in it?
Rusty: Thankfully, no.
Smudge: Where are you going?
Rusty: The woods. And you are not awesome enough to come with.
Smudge: But I love you, Rusty!
Rusty: I really don’t care.
Smudge: Henry went into the woods.
Rusty: he did not stay long...
Smudge: Rusty, please don’t go! PLEASE!
Rusty: too bad.
Rusty: These woods are so boring.There is nothing here. Oh look! A mouse!
Greypaw: No! That mouse is mine! (jumps on Rusty)
Rusty: Get off of me! I saw it first!
Greypaw: Wahh! I was hungry!
Rusty: I really could not care less...
Greypaw: You are a meanie!
Rusty: Well, you are a wimp.
Greypaw: BLUESTAR!!!!!THIS KITTYPET CALLED ME A WIMP!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Hello, Kittypet.
Rusty: Your friend here is bothering me.
Bluestar:This crybaby is not m friend.
Greypaw: What??? Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: You know, Kittypet, you shuld join our clan.
Bluestar: Because while I was being your st
Warrior Cats: Regrets - Chap7Warrior Cats: Regrets - Chap75 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"There will be a moment of hesitation... Followed with endless sadness... The time has come for Regrets and Sorrow."
It was now the third time that Silverpelt had heard this prophecy, yet she still shuddered upon hearing these words. They held so much importance, that it made Silverpelt wonder of their true meaning. Was the forest destined for disaster?
Silverpelt opened her eyes with a start and shifted them on a golden tabby, who was holding on to the ground as the wind intensified around him. It was Crookedstar, the third leader to share dreams with her. But, what was he doing? Why was he holding on? The prophecy was told, he was supposed to be blown back to life. Crookedstar held on, but he was violently shaken by the storm that raged in his face.
"Oakheart," he yowled desperately. "I don't understand. Who are those cats and what will cause regrets and sorrow to fall upon our clan? Upon the forest?"
A heavy silence followed his words. It was as if Silverpelt had
If Cinderpelt became a warriorAs the Clan called out her warrior name, Cinderpelt was, apart from the fulfillment and wonder at being a warrior, glad that she didnt go deliver a message to Tigerclaw that day early in her apprenticeship. She had seen for herself the trap, when a squirrel had ran into it by accident. The border was marked too close to the Thunderpath, and the squirrels death would be Cinderpelts if she didnt listen to Fireheart.If Cinderpelt became a warrior8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As the Clan pressed around her and Brackenfur, Cinderpelt whispered to Fireheart, her mentor and friend. Thanks, Fireheart. For everything. Fireheart blinked at her, affection in his eyes, and Cinderpelt suddenly felt a wave of warmth rush from the flame-pelted. Was she in love?
Fireheart, Ill go with you to get Patchpelt and Halftail, Cinderpelt meowed. And Bramblekit.
No! Stay where you are, Cinderpelt. Fireheart snapped. Sandstorm went wi
Wild Cat: Chapter Nineteen: Heart beatWild Cat: Chapter Nineteen: Heart beat3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I twitched my tail happily, I loved my new name, and it suited me very well. I loved the sound of it on my tongue, Fireflower, it was perfect!
"Fireflower, I never knew you to be so vain!" I whipped around to face Snowflurry, who twitched her white whiskers.
"I am not vain!" I growled.
"You've been purring ever since you heard what your new name is, and you're not vain?"
"No, besides, can't I like my name?"
"Of course you can, it suites you, makes you sound fierce." She purred, touching my forehead.
"Thanks, oh, hey, look; it's Curledpaw, and Missingpaw!"
"Oh, I had almost forgotten about them, you know, since everything that's happened." I heard my best friend lie.
"If you say so, hey! Missingpaw, Curledpaw, come over here!" I yowled.
"Hey! Don't, leave them-"
"Hey Firepaw, hey Snowpaw, have you seen Luckpaw?"
"Oh, Curledpaw, you can't call us that anymore, I'm Snowflurry now, and Firepaw is Fireflower now." Snowflurry corrected.
Tribal Kitty:Chapter One-Watered SkiesTribal Kitty:Chapter One-Watered Skies3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Don’t look so scared Watersky; I’ll be right beside you.” Vinetail gave a dull purr, her eyes were glazed with grief, but, I’m sure I didn’t look much better.
I nodded blankly and quickened my pace to match hers, I had put this off as much as I could, the Gathering was tomorrow, Lilyspirit had been dead for almost a moon.
“Can you feel it?” I heard Vinetail murmur, the fur along her spine was raised, and I felt a chill that was unrelated to the cold air around us.
“She said she would lead me here, to the Spirit Garden, where the Moon Flowers and Star Pond hide.” I whispered, I gave a shiver and looked around, even though outside it was snowing, here, there was no snow, and it was an old cold that seeped into my skin, I looked around for the moon flowers, and was disappointed that I could find none.
“Look.” Vinetail purred, watching me, I looked to where she pointed and gave a startled mew
Wild Cat: Chapter Eighteen: I hereby name you-Wild Cat: Chapter Eighteen: I hereby name you-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I hereby name you-
I watched, amused, as the young cats paced around anxiously, we were still in the Gathering Place, the leaders had decided to stay for the ceremony tonight, and then for the gathering, before leaving for their homes, I tried to postpone the ceremony, telling them to wait for Luckpaw to get up, but, they refused, and told me that the apprentices deserved it.
The older cats were still nervous, being around so many cats from different Tribes, but, this was best, to show that all Tribes appreciated what the young cats had done. After a while, we had even sent for the Mollies and their kits, who came with the Elders, who were all glad for the company and stories, I shivered briefly, I was also glad for the mass of cats below, their warmth was a blessing, it was near winter, and every day the Wise Ones complained of several cramps or pains that foretold snow.
I hopped off the Speaking Rock, intent on my father, who was telling one of his stories, when ano
Wild Cats: Chapter Twenty: HomeWild Cats: Chapter Twenty: Home3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Lucklife!" I twitched my ears, agitated, I wanted to sleep. My wounds had been healed fully for over ten sunrises now, so I was perfectly fine, and tired; being a warrior was fun, but a bit exhausting.
"Lucklife!" it came again, I gave a half hearted swipe, connecting with the offender's face, gently unsheathing my claws, before tucking my paw back underneath my stomach.
"Ow, Lucklife, wake up, come on!" he nudged me, and I opened my eyes.
"What is it Flamechance?" I snapped, immediately being hushed by one of the senior warriors.
"Come on, Little-ears wants to give us a story!" he whispered.
"What are you, a kit? Come on, I want to sleep!" I mewed.
"Fine, but when you choose something to eat, I get the best parts." I growled, getting up and stretching.
We calmly walked into Little-ears's nest, he looked up, and smiled.
"Ah, to be young, you can sleep in as late as you want, and won't be bothered, but me, ah, I find that I can sleep as little as I want,
Stolen: Chapter 2 (Wispkit)I stared up at the sky, my large blue eyes glowing thoughtfully. For some reason, I felt a strong sorrow, I wonder why. I slowly glanced over at my two bigger siblings who were tumbling around letting out playful yowls. Was it because they didn’t care about me? No, I was used to that now, but why did I feel this?Stolen: Chapter 2 (Wispkit)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“You feel it too?” my mother, Russetstream, whispered softly to me. “That is the feeling we get when a young kit has been taken away from his or her Clan and forced to bare a new name.”
“I don’t like it,” I complained. “It’s sad and painful.”
“That’s why we do everything in our power to protect the innocent,” Russetstream meowed.
“How come Blazekit and Lifekit don’t feel it?” I asked, they were as cheerful as always. “Why only me?”
Russetstream remained silent; she wore the same curiosity that I was feeling. Was this not normal, why was I so different? I so badly w