LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 2 [Solkat]"Fina-Fucking-Ly, Captor!" You growl, glaring hard at the man now standing in front of you. He had the usual charmi- you mean, shit eating grin on his pale face. God, this kid was so much taller than you, it made you look like a midget. He was a fucking giant. You're average height.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 2 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Okay, not really.
"Can we go inthide? I'm gonna feeze to death if I'm out here any longer." Sollux finally says. You nod and spin around, him following behind you. You walk up the front steps and un-lodge the rock from in between the doors and throw it back where it usually sits.
"That'th actually kinda clever. Good for you."
You glare back at him and he sticks his tongue out at you. He had someone split it down the middle for him. God, is it ho- stupid. God, is it stupid. You turn back and swing the door open and hold it open so he can walk in.
"Thank you, kind thir." He laughs. You groan, rolling your eyes. The two of you walk up the stairs in a spiraled fashion until you reach the fifth floor, also the t
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 1 [Solkat fanfic]Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are literally about to pass out from panicking so much. You're staring out of your bedroom window, staring at the black sky.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 1 [Solkat fanfic]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oh, did you forget to mention that it's 12 o' clock IN THE AFTERNOON????
AND NO THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SOLAR ECLIPSE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED!!!!!!
Okay, deep breaths Karkat, deep breaths... Remember what your therapist said...
Okay. You're calm. Not really. Just enough to not fucking hyperventalate at the thought of there not being a sun at 12:00 PM.
But, oh. You're not the only one panicking. No, no, no. You got a call from your stoner friend about an hour back that the still wasn't out. Of course, you didn't believe him.
But he told you to look out the window and WHAM. Here you are, staring out your window, mouth agape.
You literally have no fucking idea what to do now, to be honest.
How did you forget.
You're waiting for your best friend to show up.
Damn, he SURE is taking his sweet ass time.
Homestuck--ChosenIt was choosing day.Homestuck--Chosen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The grubs lay snug in their craters, content to be alive and to have survived the first culling. They cooed and giggled and cried, unconcerned about the adult Trolls that stood at a distance and held back all manner of pure white beasts, waiting in anticipation.
It was time for the grubs to find their lusus.
Or, rather, it was time for the lusi to choose their grubs.
A certain sect of people waited with bated breath. Among the multi-colored grubs, hidden amongst the rust bloods, lay a small male grub with blood the color of cherry candy.
It was a miracle he'd survived. It was a miracle he was born. Now, all that was left to do was see if a lusus would choose him.
They had prepared for this day as well as they possibly could. Their savior, the descendent of the Sufferer, needed a proper troll upbringing and they had bred a lusus to be the perfect guardian: strong and fierce, to protect the tiny grub from those who would wish to harm him, but caring and protec
HS__My Prey__GamTav_ch_6HS__My Prey__GamTav_ch_62 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ch 6: Old Wounds
He opened his eyes lazily as he heard someone entering his room. He searched with squinted eyes the person that had dared perturb his sleep on a Saturday morning, finding the apologetic face of his older brother smiling down at him.
-Sorry Tavros…- He whispered, despite the fact that the boy was already awake. Tavros thought that his parents probably were still asleep.
-What do you want Rufioh…?- He whined, covering his face with the covers, noticing just now how bright the daylight was inside his room. His brother had probably opened the curtains.
-I´m going out.- He explained, smiling widely, making Tavros put the covers down to look at him with tired, annoyed eyes.
-So?- He asked, raising his voice slightly. He hated being woken up for no reason, and he had a history of getting extremely mad if he was in the right mood for it.
-So? I´m going to Mark´s shop.- He wiggled his eyebrows playfully, waiting for Tavros to understand. –When was your birth
Lost (My sarcastic story) PhanDan sighed, another boring day of scrolling through Tumblr, YouTube, and Twitter. Phil had just gone out to buy some food because they were running low, you know food is important.Lost (My sarcastic story) Phan2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Phil should be back by now; he has been out for five hours. Dan started to worry, because that's what people do if yeah you get the point.
The brown haired boy slowly walked up and grabbed his keys; he had to go find Phil, what if he was lost? Or worst hurt?
Dan walked out the door, and instantly turned right. For I don't know why maybe he saw an ice cream truck and decided to walk past it for fucks sake, anyway he had to find Phil and he was on a damn mission!
Dan started to run now, worrying about Phil, what if he was really hurt?
Then it hit him. Why didn't Dan just fucking call him? "Stupid, stupid!" Dan muttered to himself, hitting himself in the head. He could be so stupid sometimes.
Dan called his beloved best friend and he finally picked up (FINALLY). "Hello?" Phil's voice was heard through the phone
Love Me Dead: Chapter 5Ugh, this wig was waaaaay itchier than you expected it to be. And it's cold as shit outside, too. You should've thought of this plan more. You completely forgot about the sun being gone.Love Me Dead: Chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You followed him to the mall a few minutes back, and so far he hasn't noticed you. You're still tailing him, but are making sure to keep your distances. You can still see him through the crowd (you wouldn't call it a croud, there's only 5 people), and...
Wait a second...
Oh hell no.
Eridan runs off shouting somebodies name. HELL NO. You speed up, pushing your way through the bunch of people. Once you out of the crowd, you see Eridan walking beside a man a little bit taller than him with blonde hair.
Maybe he's just meeting a friend?
You shouldn't jump to conclusions, Karkat.
Eridan and the guy just smooched while waiting for the escalater to reach the top of the next floor.
Well, looks like you were right.
Eridan's cheating on your best friend.
And you'll have to tell him now.
Love Me Dead: Chapter 6By the time you get back to your apartment, Sollux is already sitting on the front steps of the building dressed in the same coat and hat he was wearing yesterday, this time accompanied by a laptop bag and a suitcase. You stop in front of him and look down at his pathetic state.Love Me Dead: Chapter 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well don't you look miserable." You snort, arms crossed. He glares up at you, eyes puffy and cheeks stained red from crying.
"Thank you, captain obviouth." Sollux growls. "My fucking boyfriend'th cheating on me with with the wortht pothible perthon on thith planet."
"I know, I was the one who told you." You smile, reaching out a hand. He grabs it and you pull him up. "Let's get inside. It's fucking freezing out here."
He nods in agreement as you push past him and take out a key. You put it in the key slot and there's a clicking noise. You open the glass door and go inside, waiting for Sollux to come in so you can lock it (the supervisor of the complex has all of its inhabitants keep keys so homeless people don
Oh, bother~Title: Oh, bother..Oh, bother~2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Genre: idek.. probably angst in the future
Rating: Undecided (but there will be smut in a future..MAYBE)
Author's Notes: Preview thingy, also read the description please ok bye
I still can't believe it. I'm going to university.
You see, when I was 14 I used to dream about this moment a lot. It meant 'freedom' to me. Probably because I had to move out to go to university, in a bigger city. The years passed so fast, and during this summer I've decided to go to law school. It sounds like the smartest thing to do. Lawyers are smart, I want to be smart. I care about people's opinions, even though I shouldn't. My mom always says 'do what makes you happy'. I have literally no idea what makes me happy at the moment, so I'm just gonna take this oppurtunity and start law school, I might like it.
Tomorrow is the day. My train to Manchester is at 8am and my mom is the most worried person in the world right now.
"Don't forget your toothb
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 4 [Solkat]You must've fallen asleep against his chest, because you woke up and you were shivering by the lack of warmth from your friend who was beside you. Sollux wasn't there. He must've left while you were asleep.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 4 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were tucked in on the couch, the pillow from your bed resting under your head, and the blanket the two of you shared covering you, which made you look like a black ball with a head.
He fucking tucked you in before he left.
You pick up your cellphone, which was now placed on the glass coffee table, and check the time.
The time read 7:42 AM.
Damn, you slept all day and night yesterday.
You wonder if Eridan's left Sollux's place yet. You go through your contacts and hit the contact reading "DOUCHEBAG WHO USES FISH PUNS." Sometimes you mistake his and Feferi's contacts for each other, they're both very similar.
You fingers tap quickly on the keys on your cellphones keyboard.
"HEY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING TODAY?"
You hit send and wait a few.
"uh im headin out at
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 3 [Solkat]The two of you are laying back on opposite sides of the couch, sharing the same huge ass blanket. He was staring up at the ceiling, and you kept switching your attention from his face to the floor. No. Stop. You let go of these feelings years ago. For fucks sake, he's your best friend. You can't be feeling like this. Stop. Just stop.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 3 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, how are things with Eridan?" You ask, turning your head to the side and staring at the floor. Sollux sighs.
"I dunno anymore." He answers. "I feel like he'th been avoiding me lately. Like, I'd thee him in the morningth, but then he'd sort of rush out of the houthe and not come back until I'd be thleeping. He thtarted thleeping on the couch, too..."
You glance over at him, a surprised expression on your face. He looked upset. It made your heart hurt.
"Do you think he's..." You begin. He looks at you. The expression now on his face made you regret starting that sentence.
"KK, do you think he'th..." Sollux says. "...Cheating on me...?"
Your eyes widen. Y
My Pewdiepie story (WIP)Pewdie looks at Stephano, Mr. Chair, and then Piggeh. They were his best friends for a while now. The more he stayed in this place, the more insane he grew. He talked to inanimate objects for pete's sake. He thought when he talked to the inanimate objects, that they talked back to him. He was just that insane. He couldn't help it. He couldn't figure out how to get out. And even if he wanted to, he was pretty much trapped. He was conflicted by his friends. Stephano always told Pewdie to stay with him, and to never leave. Piggeh, as his usual personality, said quite sexual stuff. And then Mr. Chair, who was always loyal and respected whatever he wanted, said that whatever you do, he would respect what his decision was. He was quite conflicted, though. He sighs, gets up from the creaky old bed and looks around at his surroundings. The place was pretty old, you could tell just by some of the wall paint chipping off, and by how old some of the items looked. Mr. Chair follows after Pewdie. 'My Pewdiepie story (WIP)2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
wALK,, Chapter 9wALK,, Chapter 93 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Gamzee and I had browsed through several stores on the first level. There wasn't much down here though, just a bunch of kiosks and booths with obnoxious salesmen. It was well into the afternoon now. I could see the sun shining brightly through the sky panel windows. There were clouds splayed across the sky, growing heavy, and showing signs of rain. The thought of rain made me happy. We needed it badly here. I honestly couldn't remember the last time we had gotten a good rain. We headed to the escalators. Gamzee hopped up on the opposite one, walking on it backwards but didn't move. He had his hands tucked into his hoodie, and the chain from his wallet jingled. The sunlight hit his hair, making it glow a rich purple. His eyes sparkled just as beautifully as the smile he had. He looked miraculous. Like a tall, muscular god. My breath seemed to trap itself in my throat. He chuckled. "Bro, there's all kind of cool shit up here now. Have you been here lately?" I shook my head. He
His flush crushHe always watched him, only ever watched, but sometimes they would talk and when they did his heartHis flush crush2 years ago in Romance More Like This
-and his pants-would soar.
People said nasty things behind your back, not realizing that you knew every hate induced word spilled from their mouths, in fact you'd probably used many before... sure you didn't help yourself but you tried to... or at the very least you.. pretended to try.
You're not sure if you've ever had any real friends.
Could he be considered one?
Certainly you don't deserve him, he put's up with so much of your flirtatious bullshit that it's unbelievable, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself.. but you just can't help it, when he's around you everything else just stop's, you can't focus on anything but him and you soon realize that you don't want anything else but him.
The one untouchable beauty with the red sweater.
This is your guilty pleasure, you are head over heal's in love with your one
wALK,, Chapter 3wALK,, Chapter 33 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Awh man Tavbro, wassup?" Gamzee stood on the balls of his feet, slightly crouched. He had a bottle of grape faygo in his hand. Purple really was his favorite color, wasn't it? There was a smile on his face, a little goofier than his usual smirk. My heart was racing. "N-nothing just out for a walk. Couldn't sleep." Gamzee rocked a bit in thought. "A walk huh?" Then he giggled. Something about him was off, I couldn't place it though. He stood slowly and glance at the tree I was standing next to. With a leap, he landed on a thick branch, then jumped to the ground. He stumbled and giggled again. "G-Gamzee is there something wrong?" I reached out and placed my hand on his shoulder to help stabilize him. He took a sloppy swig of his beverage.
"Yeah motherfucker, jus' a little high," He laughed some more. My heart seemed to ice over. High? As in on drugs high? I blinked away my disbelief. "W-why are you high? W-what are you high o-on?" I felt sick. Gamzee seemed to straighten up. "D'zaw man,
HS: Just so you know -GamTav-terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]HS: Just so you know -GamTav-4 years ago in Romance More Like This
TC: Uh, HeY TaVbRo. I hAvE sOmEtHiNg To TeLl yOu...
AT: oHH,,, hEY GAMZEE, wHATS UP
TC: ... : o(
AT: gAMZEE,,,? iS EVERYTHING, uH, OKAY,,,?
TC: No TaVbRo... MoThErFuCkInG nOtHiNg iS oKay.
AT: wHATS WRONG GAMZEE
AT: yOU CAN TELL ME
TC: PrOmIsE yOu WoNt GeT mAd?
AT: i PROMISE
TC: WeLl HeRe GoEs...
TC: I sHoUlDnT lOvE yOu...
TC: BuT i WaNt To...
TC: I jUsT cAnT tUrN aWaY...
TC: I sHoUlDnT sEe YoU...
TC: BuT i CaNt MoVe...
TC: I cAnT lOoK aWaY...
AT: uH,,, gAMZEE,,,?
TC: AnD i DoNt KnOw HoW tO bE fInE wHeN iM nOt...
TC: CuS i DoNt KnOw HoW tO mAkE a FeElInG sToP...
TC: *SiGh* JuSt So YoU kNoW tHiS fEeLiNgS tAkInG cOnTrOl Of Me...
TC: AnD i CaNt HeLp It...
TC: ThOuGhT yOu ShOuLd KnOw i TrIeD mY bEsT tO lEt Go Of YoU...
TC: BuT i DoNt WaNt To...
TC: JuSt GoTtA sAy It AlL bEfOrE i Go...
TC: JuSt So YoU kNoW...
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]
wALK,, Chapter 2wALK,, Chapter 23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I saw his eyebrows arch a bit, and he crained his head back to see what I had been talking about. "Eh? Oh you mean the Gand Deck? Yeah
that motherfucker is kind of pricey." He stared blankly at it for a moment, before smiling and reaching for it. I watched him nervously.
He rubbed the front of the silvery package softly. "Hey bro, Tav, come with me man." He dropped the box in my lap and quickly wheeled
me to the front, catching the attention of a few kids from school. "G-Gamzee I-I-I-" Before I could finish, I was behind the counter with
him. Shoved next to a rather irritated looking guy my age. He glared down at me and wrinkled his nose. "Who the fuck is this kid, Gamz?"
I looked away out of reflex. Gamzee reached out and ruffled the top of my mohawk. "This here is my new motherfucking friend, Tav." He
paused and stared down at me with a distant look, slowly stroking his hand through my hair. The sensation caused me to shiver. "Woah
man... Your hair is.. So mother fucking SOFT..." I c
Alpha Dave: Find BroAlpha Dave: Find Bro3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your name is Dave Strider.
You just finished filming another
ironic movie for the masses. No doubt you will be getting an award for this
piece of shit creation. It's practically the most ironically perfect shit
you've ever slapped your name on to date, like a fuckin' brand name sticker on
a dampened diaper laid out in the sun for weeks to ripen up. Definitely better
than that mess you were talked into making when you first got into this
business. What a huge ass waste of your time that turned out to be.
Whatever. You're a badass
self-producer now, making movies so fuckin' rad you have Norris and Stiller
practically kissing your shoes for a chance to star in one. Nah, you say to
Norris. He's too goddamn popular for your movies. And he sold his soul to
Warcraft. You don't need that bullshit.
Stiller, though. Stiller's pretty
You bro-fist the dude and welcome
him to the Strider family with the traditional cool guy thumbs up. F
I lOvE yOu - GamTav.Moaning and groaning as bodies moved against each other. Heads thrown back and backs arching as they came undone. Bodies slumping againstI lOvE yOu - GamTav.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
each other. Satisfied and loving smiles on their faces as they fell asleep.
He breathed heavily, all his energy slipping out of his body and his throat
clogging up with brown blood. Through his stomach was his own lance. He wished
to die more than anything else. He raised his arms, trying to pull the lance
out, but simply being too weak.
"You're a motherfucking miracle, you
know that?" Painted lips grinned lazily as a rough grey hand ran through a
dark brown Mohawk, the other gently trailing one of the bullhorns on the smaller's head.
"I, uh... Uh, thanks." A chocolate blush painted the troll's cheeks.
"No fucking problem bro." His yellow eyes looked sincerely at his matesprit.
Brown tears ran down his cheeks. He could hear footsteps, the person mo
wALK,, Chapter 5wALK,, Chapter 53 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sollux walked me to Karkat's house. He'd been to the gas station to pick up some of Karkat's favorite red candies. I explained what had happened last night, and expressed my worry for him. Sollux nodded along with my explanation, commenting here and there on what he thought might have happened. Chances where that Gamzee was either at home, or with Karkat. The two didn't live too far apart. That was a relief. My legs were killing me. They weren't meant for so much activity.
Karkat's house was nice. The paint was dull, but the lawn was decorated nicely. Karkat's mother sat on the porch and sipped lemonade. She was reading a magazine. "How to console your child through your divorce". Nice.. Sollux greeted her and walked inside. She ignored me as I followed him in. Karkat's father sat at a computer desk, clicking angrily at the computer muttering to himself. His words hissed out like a deflating tire. I felt sorry for Karkat.
"Thiith way, he'th alwayth iin hiith room."
Sweet Moment -Solkat.-YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!Sweet Moment -Solkat.-3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
▼: OF ALL THE FUCKERS I COULD BE STUCK TALKING TO . . .
▼: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CAPTOR?
▲: oh, kk, fiinally.
▲: hahaha, nii2e two 2ee your horriibly unplea2ant dii2po2iitiion fiinally.
▼: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
▼: YOU SOUND HAPPY
▲: quiite the oppo2iite, kk.
▼: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HAPPY GOGDAMMIT
▲: ii've been 2earchiing thii2 gog-damned 2iite for you.
▼: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST TROLL ME ON TROLLIAN YOU DICKWAD?
▲: ii 2eem two have iincapa2iitated my2elf, ii dropped one of my throwiing 2tar2 on my arm and...well, iit'2 2tiill there.
▲: iit'2 bleediing pretty fuckiing badly two.
▼: FUCKING IDIOT
▲: ii would have trolled you on trolliian iif my fuckiing arm wa2n't bleediing everywhere.
▼: YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE BLOOD
▼: TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP
▲: a liittle, ye2.
▲: thii2 ii2 liike, the mother of
Twelfth Perigee's Eve - EquiusEQUIUSTwelfth Perigee's Eve - Equius3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
D--> Any scrap metal you can come up with
D--> A better micro-solder gun
D--> Some new tools, any sort
D--> A bow I can't break
Time: 7:30 AM
Equius stepped out the door of his hive and stumbled over something buried in the two inches of snow that had accumulated on the doorstep. He'd already opened his packages; they had all contained tools. He'd messaged Nepeta 'Happy Perigee's Eve,' but she wasn't up yet.
He'd met his twelve gifts with a flood of mixed emotions. He was glad his friends if he could even call them that had cared enough to get him things, but he didn't think he deserved them. Ever since he'd let Nepeta down, he'd wondered every day why he had been resurrected. How worthless was he, that he couldn't even save his moirail from a half-insane thirteen-year-old clown?
He didn't know who the strongest one was anymore, but it certainly wasn't him.
Yet here he was, going outside to get a real behemoth leaving since no one had a lusus do to it fo
Twelfth Perigee's Eve - NepetaNEPETATwelfth Perigee's Eve - Nepeta3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
:33 < New paint set
:33 < Better tablet
:33 < Platinum to alchemise with claws
:33 < New hat
Time: 8:30 AM
Nepeta actually had been awake when Equius had messaged her that day; she'd been up since 4:30. She'd been on her feet all morning rushing about, decorating, painting in a frenzy, and when he'd called she just hadn't been in the mood to talk to him.
Why? Because he hadn't gotten her a gift.
That hurt. She knew he'd gotten things for other people, because she'd helped him pick them out. He'd been depressed and somewhat distant lately, in spite of her best attempts to cheer him up, but that was no excuse to forget her. She'd sent him a new micro-solder gun, which he'd specifically asked for. She'd asked for a new hat to replace the old one, sweaty and bloody and ripped as it was. That might have been a little much, she admitted, but he could have sent her a card, at least.
So she ignored Trollian's insistent pinging, turned the sound off, and went back to pa