LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 1 [Solkat fanfic]Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are literally about to pass out from panicking so much. You're staring out of your bedroom window, staring at the black sky.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 1 [Solkat fanfic]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oh, did you forget to mention that it's 12 o' clock IN THE AFTERNOON????
AND NO THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SOLAR ECLIPSE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED!!!!!!
Okay, deep breaths Karkat, deep breaths... Remember what your therapist said...
Okay. You're calm. Not really. Just enough to not fucking hyperventalate at the thought of there not being a sun at 12:00 PM.
But, oh. You're not the only one panicking. No, no, no. You got a call from your stoner friend about an hour back that the still wasn't out. Of course, you didn't believe him.
But he told you to look out the window and WHAM. Here you are, staring out your window, mouth agape.
You literally have no fucking idea what to do now, to be honest.
How did you forget.
You're waiting for your best friend to show up.
Damn, he SURE is taking his sweet ass time.
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 2 [Solkat]"Fina-Fucking-Ly, Captor!" You growl, glaring hard at the man now standing in front of you. He had the usual charmi- you mean, shit eating grin on his pale face. God, this kid was so much taller than you, it made you look like a midget. He was a fucking giant. You're average height.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 2 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Okay, not really.
"Can we go inthide? I'm gonna feeze to death if I'm out here any longer." Sollux finally says. You nod and spin around, him following behind you. You walk up the front steps and un-lodge the rock from in between the doors and throw it back where it usually sits.
"That'th actually kinda clever. Good for you."
You glare back at him and he sticks his tongue out at you. He had someone split it down the middle for him. God, is it ho- stupid. God, is it stupid. You turn back and swing the door open and hold it open so he can walk in.
"Thank you, kind thir." He laughs. You groan, rolling your eyes. The two of you walk up the stairs in a spiraled fashion until you reach the fifth floor, also the t
Love Me Dead: Chapter 5Ugh, this wig was waaaaay itchier than you expected it to be. And it's cold as shit outside, too. You should've thought of this plan more. You completely forgot about the sun being gone.Love Me Dead: Chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You followed him to the mall a few minutes back, and so far he hasn't noticed you. You're still tailing him, but are making sure to keep your distances. You can still see him through the crowd (you wouldn't call it a croud, there's only 5 people), and...
Wait a second...
Oh hell no.
Eridan runs off shouting somebodies name. HELL NO. You speed up, pushing your way through the bunch of people. Once you out of the crowd, you see Eridan walking beside a man a little bit taller than him with blonde hair.
Maybe he's just meeting a friend?
You shouldn't jump to conclusions, Karkat.
Eridan and the guy just smooched while waiting for the escalater to reach the top of the next floor.
Well, looks like you were right.
Eridan's cheating on your best friend.
And you'll have to tell him now.
Love Me Dead: Chapter 6By the time you get back to your apartment, Sollux is already sitting on the front steps of the building dressed in the same coat and hat he was wearing yesterday, this time accompanied by a laptop bag and a suitcase. You stop in front of him and look down at his pathetic state.Love Me Dead: Chapter 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well don't you look miserable." You snort, arms crossed. He glares up at you, eyes puffy and cheeks stained red from crying.
"Thank you, captain obviouth." Sollux growls. "My fucking boyfriend'th cheating on me with with the wortht pothible perthon on thith planet."
"I know, I was the one who told you." You smile, reaching out a hand. He grabs it and you pull him up. "Let's get inside. It's fucking freezing out here."
He nods in agreement as you push past him and take out a key. You put it in the key slot and there's a clicking noise. You open the glass door and go inside, waiting for Sollux to come in so you can lock it (the supervisor of the complex has all of its inhabitants keep keys so homeless people don
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 4 [Solkat]You must've fallen asleep against his chest, because you woke up and you were shivering by the lack of warmth from your friend who was beside you. Sollux wasn't there. He must've left while you were asleep.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 4 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were tucked in on the couch, the pillow from your bed resting under your head, and the blanket the two of you shared covering you, which made you look like a black ball with a head.
He fucking tucked you in before he left.
You pick up your cellphone, which was now placed on the glass coffee table, and check the time.
The time read 7:42 AM.
Damn, you slept all day and night yesterday.
You wonder if Eridan's left Sollux's place yet. You go through your contacts and hit the contact reading "DOUCHEBAG WHO USES FISH PUNS." Sometimes you mistake his and Feferi's contacts for each other, they're both very similar.
You fingers tap quickly on the keys on your cellphones keyboard.
"HEY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING TODAY?"
You hit send and wait a few.
"uh im headin out at
HS__My Prey__GamTav_ch_6HS__My Prey__GamTav_ch_62 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ch 6: Old Wounds
He opened his eyes lazily as he heard someone entering his room. He searched with squinted eyes the person that had dared perturb his sleep on a Saturday morning, finding the apologetic face of his older brother smiling down at him.
-Sorry Tavros…- He whispered, despite the fact that the boy was already awake. Tavros thought that his parents probably were still asleep.
-What do you want Rufioh…?- He whined, covering his face with the covers, noticing just now how bright the daylight was inside his room. His brother had probably opened the curtains.
-I´m going out.- He explained, smiling widely, making Tavros put the covers down to look at him with tired, annoyed eyes.
-So?- He asked, raising his voice slightly. He hated being woken up for no reason, and he had a history of getting extremely mad if he was in the right mood for it.
-So? I´m going to Mark´s shop.- He wiggled his eyebrows playfully, waiting for Tavros to understand. –When was your birth
wALK,, Chapter 7wALK,, Chapter 73 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I had to scarf my pancakes down before we left. It made my stomach hurt a bit as we walked along a strip mall to browse. So far I had found a nice pair of comfy house sandals. They were so much easier to get on and off than tennis shoes. Dad bought a few ties and cuff links for his work suits. There wasn't much around here on this side of town, but the FiduSpawn store was right around the corner. I was anxiously waiting to go see Gamzee. Dad decided to try on a few golfing hats. I stood there with an antsy feeling crawling along my spine. Dad took the hint, we left.
I had barely gotten through the door before I was slammed into the wall in a breath taking hug. Gamzee's hair fell into my face and tickled my nose. His grip was close to suffocating, but in a good way. I had no idea he was so strong. It felt nice. I hugged him and pat his back softly. He was shaking.
"Aw man motherfucker you had me so motherfucking scared bro!" I felt his shoulder heave. "You're my best motherfuckin bro ma
wALK,, Chapter 2wALK,, Chapter 23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I saw his eyebrows arch a bit, and he crained his head back to see what I had been talking about. "Eh? Oh you mean the Gand Deck? Yeah
that motherfucker is kind of pricey." He stared blankly at it for a moment, before smiling and reaching for it. I watched him nervously.
He rubbed the front of the silvery package softly. "Hey bro, Tav, come with me man." He dropped the box in my lap and quickly wheeled
me to the front, catching the attention of a few kids from school. "G-Gamzee I-I-I-" Before I could finish, I was behind the counter with
him. Shoved next to a rather irritated looking guy my age. He glared down at me and wrinkled his nose. "Who the fuck is this kid, Gamz?"
I looked away out of reflex. Gamzee reached out and ruffled the top of my mohawk. "This here is my new motherfucking friend, Tav." He
paused and stared down at me with a distant look, slowly stroking his hand through my hair. The sensation caused me to shiver. "Woah
man... Your hair is.. So mother fucking SOFT..." I c
wALK,, Chapter 9wALK,, Chapter 93 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Gamzee and I had browsed through several stores on the first level. There wasn't much down here though, just a bunch of kiosks and booths with obnoxious salesmen. It was well into the afternoon now. I could see the sun shining brightly through the sky panel windows. There were clouds splayed across the sky, growing heavy, and showing signs of rain. The thought of rain made me happy. We needed it badly here. I honestly couldn't remember the last time we had gotten a good rain. We headed to the escalators. Gamzee hopped up on the opposite one, walking on it backwards but didn't move. He had his hands tucked into his hoodie, and the chain from his wallet jingled. The sunlight hit his hair, making it glow a rich purple. His eyes sparkled just as beautifully as the smile he had. He looked miraculous. Like a tall, muscular god. My breath seemed to trap itself in my throat. He chuckled. "Bro, there's all kind of cool shit up here now. Have you been here lately?" I shook my head. He
wALK,, Chapter 4wALK,, Chapter 43 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I awoke the next morning in my bed. I jolted forward. "G-Gamzee?!" My eye scanned the interior of my room. My heart was racing in a panic. Where was Gamzee? How did I get home? Was it a dream? There was a knock at my door and I felt my heart leap into my throat. The doorknob turned slowly and the door was pushed up.
It was my father. I sighed shakily. My father was a rather tall man, slim but muscular. Whiskers covered his strong jawline. He was known for clenching his jaw tightly when he was upset. Today he was sporting a white polo and black slacks, and dark brown dress shoes. I was hoping my dad wouldn't notice my panic.
"What's wrong son? You look like you've seen a ghost. Are you sick?"
He reached out and touched my forehead. I squirmed.
"Son you're burning up!" His face twisted in worry. I noticed his eyes were bloodshot, making the chocolate color of his eyes lighten into a caramel. "W-where are you going Dad?" He sighed. "I was going to go golfing with a cl
Homestuck--ChosenIt was choosing day.Homestuck--Chosen4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The grubs lay snug in their craters, content to be alive and to have survived the first culling. They cooed and giggled and cried, unconcerned about the adult Trolls that stood at a distance and held back all manner of pure white beasts, waiting in anticipation.
It was time for the grubs to find their lusus.
Or, rather, it was time for the lusi to choose their grubs.
A certain sect of people waited with bated breath. Among the multi-colored grubs, hidden amongst the rust bloods, lay a small male grub with blood the color of cherry candy.
It was a miracle he'd survived. It was a miracle he was born. Now, all that was left to do was see if a lusus would choose him.
They had prepared for this day as well as they possibly could. Their savior, the descendent of the Sufferer, needed a proper troll upbringing and they had bred a lusus to be the perfect guardian: strong and fierce, to protect the tiny grub from those who would wish to harm him, but caring and protec
I lOvE yOu - GamTav.Moaning and groaning as bodies moved against each other. Heads thrown back and backs arching as they came undone. Bodies slumping againstI lOvE yOu - GamTav.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
each other. Satisfied and loving smiles on their faces as they fell asleep.
He breathed heavily, all his energy slipping out of his body and his throat
clogging up with brown blood. Through his stomach was his own lance. He wished
to die more than anything else. He raised his arms, trying to pull the lance
out, but simply being too weak.
"You're a motherfucking miracle, you
know that?" Painted lips grinned lazily as a rough grey hand ran through a
dark brown Mohawk, the other gently trailing one of the bullhorns on the smaller's head.
"I, uh... Uh, thanks." A chocolate blush painted the troll's cheeks.
"No fucking problem bro." His yellow eyes looked sincerely at his matesprit.
Brown tears ran down his cheeks. He could hear footsteps, the person mo
HS: Just so you know -GamTav-terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]HS: Just so you know -GamTav-4 years ago in Romance More Like This
TC: Uh, HeY TaVbRo. I hAvE sOmEtHiNg To TeLl yOu...
AT: oHH,,, hEY GAMZEE, wHATS UP
TC: ... : o(
AT: gAMZEE,,,? iS EVERYTHING, uH, OKAY,,,?
TC: No TaVbRo... MoThErFuCkInG nOtHiNg iS oKay.
AT: wHATS WRONG GAMZEE
AT: yOU CAN TELL ME
TC: PrOmIsE yOu WoNt GeT mAd?
AT: i PROMISE
TC: WeLl HeRe GoEs...
TC: I sHoUlDnT lOvE yOu...
TC: BuT i WaNt To...
TC: I jUsT cAnT tUrN aWaY...
TC: I sHoUlDnT sEe YoU...
TC: BuT i CaNt MoVe...
TC: I cAnT lOoK aWaY...
AT: uH,,, gAMZEE,,,?
TC: AnD i DoNt KnOw HoW tO bE fInE wHeN iM nOt...
TC: CuS i DoNt KnOw HoW tO mAkE a FeElInG sToP...
TC: *SiGh* JuSt So YoU kNoW tHiS fEeLiNgS tAkInG cOnTrOl Of Me...
TC: AnD i CaNt HeLp It...
TC: ThOuGhT yOu ShOuLd KnOw i TrIeD mY bEsT tO lEt Go Of YoU...
TC: BuT i DoNt WaNt To...
TC: JuSt GoTtA sAy It AlL bEfOrE i Go...
TC: JuSt So YoU kNoW...
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]
wALK,, Chapter 8wALK,, Chapter 83 years ago in Profiles More Like This
My dad decided to drop Gamzee and me off at the mall. He said something about paper work. He'd pick us up later. Gamzee wrapped an arm around my shoulders as we walked into the mall. Chattering happily about a prank he pulled on Karkat. I couldn't help but laugh, it sounded pretty funny. I wish I had been there to see.
We walked into the first store we came across, a Walden Books. Gamzee pulled me to the back of the store and started browsing through random books that were on sale. I stood beside him and dug through the young adult section.
I look up. Gamzee had his hands clasped over his mouth, and he was drastically trying to hold in what looked to be a laugh. His eyes started to water up.
I stared at him puzzled. He pulled a book off the shelf and handed it to me, snickering. "Bro, motherfucking, pffffttsshh, look at this, ahahaha!" I grasped the little book and read the title.
"Kama sutra for the blind.." My eyes widened, then I let out
Courage__GamtavYou tightened your grip over the small cardboard card in your lap, hurting your small hands a bit from the pressure. But you did not notice from how nervous you felt. You most likely did not give a shit either.Courage__Gamtav2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You saw the teacher walk around the classroom and heard her go on and on about Valentines day, and about how wonderful it was. How fun a tradition it was to let her students make cards and hand them out to their Valentines; how girls were allowed today to bring cookies if they wanted to give them to the boys.
You blushed and sunk in your chair a little, regretting making those slightly burned but tasty heart-shaped cookies, that were safely tucked inside your backpack at the moment. You were not a girl. You were a boy, and a very young one too. But you didn't bother taking the gender issue very seriously the night before, when your brother was helping you bake the cookies. It was only now that you realized that hadn't been a very good idea.
You saw the teacher approaching you wh
LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 3 [Solkat]The two of you are laying back on opposite sides of the couch, sharing the same huge ass blanket. He was staring up at the ceiling, and you kept switching your attention from his face to the floor. No. Stop. You let go of these feelings years ago. For fucks sake, he's your best friend. You can't be feeling like this. Stop. Just stop.LOVE ME DEAD: Chapter 3 [Solkat]2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, how are things with Eridan?" You ask, turning your head to the side and staring at the floor. Sollux sighs.
"I dunno anymore." He answers. "I feel like he'th been avoiding me lately. Like, I'd thee him in the morningth, but then he'd sort of rush out of the houthe and not come back until I'd be thleeping. He thtarted thleeping on the couch, too..."
You glance over at him, a surprised expression on your face. He looked upset. It made your heart hurt.
"Do you think he's..." You begin. He looks at you. The expression now on his face made you regret starting that sentence.
"KK, do you think he'th..." Sollux says. "...Cheating on me...?"
Your eyes widen. Y
His flush crushHe always watched him, only ever watched, but sometimes they would talk and when they did his heartHis flush crush2 years ago in Romance More Like This
-and his pants-would soar.
People said nasty things behind your back, not realizing that you knew every hate induced word spilled from their mouths, in fact you'd probably used many before... sure you didn't help yourself but you tried to... or at the very least you.. pretended to try.
You're not sure if you've ever had any real friends.
Could he be considered one?
Certainly you don't deserve him, he put's up with so much of your flirtatious bullshit that it's unbelievable, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself.. but you just can't help it, when he's around you everything else just stop's, you can't focus on anything but him and you soon realize that you don't want anything else but him.
The one untouchable beauty with the red sweater.
This is your guilty pleasure, you are head over heal's in love with your one
wALK,, Chapter 3wALK,, Chapter 33 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Awh man Tavbro, wassup?" Gamzee stood on the balls of his feet, slightly crouched. He had a bottle of grape faygo in his hand. Purple really was his favorite color, wasn't it? There was a smile on his face, a little goofier than his usual smirk. My heart was racing. "N-nothing just out for a walk. Couldn't sleep." Gamzee rocked a bit in thought. "A walk huh?" Then he giggled. Something about him was off, I couldn't place it though. He stood slowly and glance at the tree I was standing next to. With a leap, he landed on a thick branch, then jumped to the ground. He stumbled and giggled again. "G-Gamzee is there something wrong?" I reached out and placed my hand on his shoulder to help stabilize him. He took a sloppy swig of his beverage.
"Yeah motherfucker, jus' a little high," He laughed some more. My heart seemed to ice over. High? As in on drugs high? I blinked away my disbelief. "W-why are you high? W-what are you high o-on?" I felt sick. Gamzee seemed to straighten up. "D'zaw man,
wALK,, Chapter 10wALK,, Chapter 103 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The cupcake was sweet and soft, with traces of orange flavoring melded with vanilla. It was one of the best things I had ever tasted. Gamzee bit into another one and sighed aloud. "This is so motherfucking legit man."
"Yeah, this is uh, really good Gamzee."
He chunked the empty cupcake box in a nearby trashcan and licked his lips. I felt my spine tingle. "Where to next bro?" His head swiveled side to side. "Oh bro look at that!" He pointed to a store called "Love Shack" The name made my stomach flip. My eyes followed the direction of his finger as I timidly ate the last bite of my cupcake. Through the door-less entrance I could see something rather large sitting upon the floor. I squinted a bit.
"Is that a giant, uh, bean bag chair?"
"You bet your sweet motherfucking ass it is. Come one!"
He looped an arm around my elbow and pulled me to the store. Thankfully Gamzee knew how to keep a good pace I could keep up with. Once in the store I sat down on the chair. It was incredibly soft, and
matched-pbj-ch3I slammed my locker shut and leaned against it, waiting for Tavros. Instead, Vriska ran to meet me. Joy. "Hi, Gam~" I tried not to roll my eyes. "Hey, Vriska. Wassup?" She giggled.matched-pbj-ch33 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh, nothin' much, just enjoying the fact that we got matched."
Luckily for me, Tavros wheeled up just as I was trying to think of an answer. I smiled brightly. "Hey, Tavbro! Ready to go?"
"U-Uh, yeah!" He smiled brightly at me. Vriska pouted. I completely ignored her, and started pushing Tavros's wheelchair. "Where's you're house, bro?"
"I-It's, u-uh, just up the s-street. I-I'll, uh, show you where." I smiled as I pushed him along, absently playing with his Mohawk. He made a little noise that reminded me of a purr. It was so cute. I laughed. "Tavbro, you have to be the most cutest human being I've ever met."
That made him blush so much I could see his ears turn red. "U-Uh, u-um, thanks, Gam."
"You're damn welcome." I laughed a little as I wheeled him outside. "Hey, bro, if it's not too personal, how'd you
wALK,, Chapter 5wALK,, Chapter 53 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sollux walked me to Karkat's house. He'd been to the gas station to pick up some of Karkat's favorite red candies. I explained what had happened last night, and expressed my worry for him. Sollux nodded along with my explanation, commenting here and there on what he thought might have happened. Chances where that Gamzee was either at home, or with Karkat. The two didn't live too far apart. That was a relief. My legs were killing me. They weren't meant for so much activity.
Karkat's house was nice. The paint was dull, but the lawn was decorated nicely. Karkat's mother sat on the porch and sipped lemonade. She was reading a magazine. "How to console your child through your divorce". Nice.. Sollux greeted her and walked inside. She ignored me as I followed him in. Karkat's father sat at a computer desk, clicking angrily at the computer muttering to himself. His words hissed out like a deflating tire. I felt sorry for Karkat.
"Thiith way, he'th alwayth iin hiith room."
Valentinestuck Meetup: FinalValentinestuck Meetup: Final2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Alright guys, so we've decided on a date and time for the Valentinestuck meetup in the PA/NJ area. It will be at the Blue Cross RiverRink on Friday, February 15 from 4:30 pm to as late as 1 am.
Just go to my post link in the description for more information.
doomed.Your name is Dave Strider, but you are most commonly referred to as Davesprite. You were once 'another future Dave' and have prototyped yourself, helped your alpha Dave along, and since been liberated, only to find yourself tied down on a battleship for two years of absolute boredom.doomed.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You have tried to make the best of a bad situation, as Striders are taught to do. You helped John prank the daylights out of a number of different consorts (mostly the nakodiles; you hold a special grudge to them), you have watched bottom of the barrel movies and you have even broken the heart of one dog tier girl. And yet you still find yourself bored. Waiting.
Waiting for more than they would ever know.
As a Sprite, you have gained immense knowledge of the Game. SBURB is not nearly as mysterious and grand as it once was, but this is probably more of a curse than a blessing. You have restrictions on what you can and cannot share and because of this you have had to try your hardest to put easy to find tidb