A Study in Pokemon TaxonomyThe science and practice of organizing and classifying Pokémon into a coherent ordering that does not directly contradict the already well-established taxonomy of all other life forms is a daunting task that has troubled Pokémon biologists for some time due to several main factors: the general differences between Pokémon and other life forms at the cellular level; contrary to that, the similarities in body structure of many Pokémon and similar animals; the dilemma of whether to count Pokémon as more closely related by Elemental type or by body structure; and the lack of any sort of clear pattern of common decent amongst Pokémon, contrary to most other categories of life.A Study in Pokemon Taxonomy5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The first and foremost point that must be addressed in Pokémon Biology is their inherent cellular energy signature. This is the reason why Pokémon's cell structure can be easily destabilized and compressed into energy for storing inside a Poké ball. It
Naruto: Dimensional Union Chapter 10The group watched as the medics took Maria to be treated from the dehydration.Naruto: Dimensional Union Chapter 103 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Whoa. . . she was good. . ." Sakura said as Sakuro nodded in agreement..
"Yeah. . ." Naruko said.
Naruto was now starting to get excited to fight as Hinata and Sasuko held on to him, breasts being pressed into his arms. "Seems there's some strong competiton this year."
"Yeah." Sasuko said as Hinata nodded in agreement.
Kira continued to look at Naruto as Hinata and Sasuko kept hugging him. Kiba noticed it and chuckled. "Strange sight huh?"
"Got that right. . ." Kira bluntly said.
The group then heard footsteps coming towards them. When Kira turned she saw Lord and Lady Tsunade with Shizune.
"Oh my lady." Sakura said as she bowed to her.
"My lord." Sakuro said as he bowed to him.
"Hey granny." Naruto said as Hinata and Sasuko stopped hugging him.
"Hey gramps." Naruko said.
Both Tsunade's sighed at the nicknames the Uzumaki's gave them While Shizune chuckled.. "We'll get a drink after this." Female Tsunade sa
Jeff the Killer X ReaderYou were sitting in the living on the couch on your computer (watching youtube vids/ FB/etc) when you came across Creepypasta the first on you read was Jeff the Killer. You didn't think to much about it. You notice it was strangely quit in your house but you shrugged it off. You then notice something again you shrugged it off and continued to read on. Once you were done reading you took your computer to your room to watch funny videos. You then felt as if someone was behind you. You turned you saw none of other than Jeff the Killer holding his knife and said "GO TO SLEEP" you like trolling people cause it was funny and he reminded you of the Joker so said "Hey Jeff" with a confused look he responded "What?" he asked and you said "Why so serious?" Jeff gave you th You-got-to-be-kidding look while you sat there and continued to troll him "Hey ... where's Batman huh Joker" after some time of trolling Jeff you chatted to your Friend on Skype and told (him/her) about you experience and whatJeff the Killer X Reader2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Naruto and Hinata's switchNaruto and Hinata's switch3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Naruto and Hinata's switch
It is the day after Naruto met Konohamaru and taught him that there are no shortcuts to being Hokage, with a couple days left until team assignments. Unknown to anyone else, even the Third Hokage, Naruto found a second scroll sealed inside of the Forbidden Scroll. There was only one jutsu inside, which Naruto felt was a letdown, until he read the jutsu himself, it was named the Body Swap jutsu; its name is self-explanatory. What Naruto doesn't know is that the scroll for jutsu was accidentally ripped when he opened it since it was so old, and he didn't notice because he was so excited about the jutsu. The ripped off part fell under his bed. He has learned the hand signs, and is in a random field, practicing them, and wondering who he'd use the jutsu on. His first thought was to use it on Sakura, but he realized almost immediately that she'd punch him if he even tried. Naruto notices someone in the bushes watch him.
"Alright! Whoever's out there bett
Naruto: Dimensional Union Chapter 1(Naruko Uzumaki's Dimension)Naruto: Dimensional Union Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Naruko Uzumaki (Age 16) and Sasuko Uchiha (Age 16) were once again about to face each other at "The Final Valley", both of them were standing on the statues of the female founders of the Leaf.
"Sasuko, its time to end this." Naruko said calmly as she activated her Sage mode.
"Yeah. . . lets finish this." Sasuko also said calmly activating her Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan.
The two then began to charge at each other with full force.
Naruko made multiple clones to attack Sasuko, but she stopped the clones with her Chidori armor.
Sasuko then took out her sword and quickly dashed into Naruko with her Chidori razor-spear, it hits Naruko but she quickly heals thanks to the fox's power.
"So. . . still using the fox's power huh?" Sasuko sarcastically said charging a Chidori.
"Yeah so what!?" Naruko said making a Rasengan.
The two then started to charge at each other at full force with their signature attack ready.
"NARUKO!!" Sasuko cried out.
"SASUKO!!" Naruko sc
The Future's Past- Chapter 6, The NoteThe Future's Past- Chapter 6, The Note3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Future's Past
Chapter 6, The Note.
"Iselda, you won't be escaping this time…" Dusknoir said, looking at Iselda. The chestnut-haired girl smirked.
"And why would that be?" She asked, slightly tired. Dusknoir pushed Iselda into an empty, dark room.
"Master Dialga…We have bought the girl." Dusknoir stated. Two glowing red eyes stared at the teenager.
"GROOOOOH." Dialga growled. Dusknoir nodded.
"Yes, the plan is ready…We will be moving her there tonight." He said.
"GROOOOOOOOH." The temporal pokemon growled.
"Right away, Master Dialga…" Dusknoir said.
"Stupid bloody, overgrown, psycho dinosaur…" Iselda mumbled to herself. Dialga roared in rage. Dusknoir turned to Iselda.
"Why you little-"
Iselda let her arm fall to the side, happy with the bright red mark that was now present on Dusknoir's face. Dusknoir went red with rage. He whacked Iselda over her head, causing the girl to fall back.
"Maybe we should skip the first part of the plan… We will keep her at Dark Crater."
Legend of Zelda Seven Minutes in Heaven GanondorfLegend of Zelda Seven Minutes in Heaven Ganondorf2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey you, get over here already, you're holding things up.” Midna gave you an agitated look as she beckoned you to the center of the room. She grabbed the leather bag from a nearby table and held it out for you. “Good luck.”
The bag was rather empty already, and the people that were left made the odds of you getting someone you liked quite slim. Still, you felt through the bag, searching for an item to claim. Something made a loud squeaking noise when you touched it. Figuring something that sounded so cute couldn't belong to anyone too freaky, you choose that item. “Aw, it's a little piggy bath toy. It's so cute.” You gave it another squeeze, causing it to squeak.”
“It's mine.” Ganondorf walked from the corner of the room and walked up to you. You immediately regretted picking the cute piglet.
“You don't say? Well I would have never guessed that.” You shrunk behind Midna, holding her in front
-.-Reckless-.- Cheren One shot-.-Reckless-.- Cheren One shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Altaria! Use fly so we can get to Professor Juniper's lab in Nuvema Town!" The excited trainer yelled.
"Altaria!" It cried.
Young Rei flew high above the Unova skies on her trusty Pokemon. She was obviously not a beginner trainer, but she was called upon by Professor Juniper for her help. And with her new 8 badges, Rei found herself with nothing else to do than take up the professor's offer.
"Professor! I'm here!" Rei called out.
"Well you sure didn't take too long." Professor Juniper appeared, laughing.
Rei laughed along with her. Professor Juniper pointed at the bag which held Rei's PokeBalls. She nodded and released her Arcanine, Altaria, Serperior, Espeon, Amphoras, and Vaporean.
"Ah, I see that Snivy that Bianca gave you has grown up quite a bit. You've even gotten some Pokemon from other regions, pretty impressive, Rei." Professor said smiling.
Before the two could start another conversation, and familiar blonde came into the room.
"Oh Rei! It's good to see you again!" Bianca sa
Ben Drowned X ReaderYou were sitting in your room playing with your Wii U you didn't have many game for you only had the Nintndo Land the game that came with console and (fav game) that you bought from (place where you buy ur games) that's it then you remember your Zelda game thee hacked version of it so you decided to play with and being a troller you are you were hoping BEN will listening to your motivational speech.Ben Drowned X Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Okay some (dude or chick) decided to play my game so I guess I should give them a little scare"
-Back to you-
You turned the game and started and and it showed Link so what you was you had him facing you in order to say "Okay Link were gonna do this and by that i mean you going to fu**ing die and i will watch you and be like "BITCH YOU FUCKED UP YET AGAIN" and then shit will go down and then IT WILL RAN PRINGLES OF EVERY FLAVOR AND WILL NOT BE THERE TO ENJOY IT SO LETS DO THIS" what you didn't know was BEN heard every word and the 'wtf are you serious' he was kinda confused on wh
Taming Fire, chapter 3, part 1Taming Fire, chapter 3, part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
[Chapter 3, part 1]
[Chapter 3, part 2] - coming soon sometime
[Epilogue] - coming later
Chapter 3, part 1
Saturday, early afternoon
Spitfire was flying over the valley connecting Canterlot with Ponyville, passing stray clouds and a few pegasus pony messengers. Under her she could see the trading routes and public roads running in the sides of the mountains, at the edge of forests and winding through the low hills. Occasionally these roads would split into two, one leading her towards Ponyville, the others to places like Fillydelphia or Manehattan or through the woods to the cities east of the mountain ridge. Merchants and travelling salesponies were journeying along these paths, sometimes travelling in groups of two or three but most of them alone
~:~Stand By~:~ N Harmonia~:~Stand By~:~ N Harmonia3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I'll never understand him, not one bit. Our heads just work too differently, and yet, here we are, in the same position.
N and I both served under Ghetsis, but N was told he was Ghetsis's son while I don't really have a position, I'm simply there. N had the amazing power to understand what Pokemon where thinking and feeling, whereas there was nothing really special about me. N believed in every word Ghetsis fed him, telling him lies about how Pokemon should be 'liberated' from their PokeBalls. I wasn't as naive as N, and I had my own ideas while I pretended to listen.
But there some things we had in common, we were both found by Ghetsis as children. But N grew up looking at Ghetsis like a father while I did not. And we both had one letter names, his name's N and mine's E.
"E, stop daydreaming. Father has requested we train our Pokemon."
I snapped out of my thoughts and saw N standing right in front of me, only a few inches away. I squirmed from our close proximity, but N didn't seem bo
Sonic Acceleracers E2CH14Sonic Acceleracers E2CH143 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 14: Metro Realm
Meanwhile in the Drones headquarters, they were ready, and entered the Realm, taking their new project with them. And it was HUGE. As Gelorum watched it enter the portal, she smiled evilly, knowing she couldn't lose. Back in the Acceledrome, the drivers were heading for the entrance ramps. The clock was now ticking. Lani, Carlos, Tikal, Aura, and Chuck were all setting up the computers. "Tell them to change to slick treads." Dr. Tezla said. Once the drivers got this, they all changed their tire treads to slick, and their wheels grew wider. Monkey was currently playing around with Spine Buster's speed. He shifted the next gear, and floored the gas. The car sped up immediately. "Woohoohoohoo!" He said, "Awesome!" Sonic got behind his buddy, Tails. "You ready, Tails?" He asked. "You bet!" Tails answered. Shadow was currently thinking about Maria, but again put his memories to the side. Nolo and Karma soon reached the ramp, and jumped into the portal. The first thin
Sticks and StonesYou heard if sticks and stonesSticks and Stones2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
were ham-handedly tossed,
the bones may break
but the person would not
You heard words could never hurt,
so you tried throwing them too,
what the person had been through
And you continued tossing
not realizing you were wrong,
until one stone remained
when they could no longer hold on:
Stricken - Chapter 4At this point in time, Cilan was at the tail-end of a losing battle against the Venipede venom that ravaged through his body. He struggled to keep himself conscious. Everything was in a fog. The Connoisseur could sometimes hear the voices of his Pokémon and the dragon tamer.Stricken - Chapter 44 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Pansage ! Sage !"
"Please Stay awake !"
Iris patted the sides of Cilan's face to keep him awake. But it was rapidly losing its effect. The Connoisseur's eyes appeared dull and listless.
"This isn't good " Iris said to herself.
Suddenly, Iris heard a voice out in the distance.
"Iris !" shouted the familiar voice. Iris turned her head up in response. "IRIS ! CILAN !"
Eventually, she saw Ash and Pikachu coming out of the woods.
"Ash!" she said with a smile. She didn't think she was ever this happy to see him. "Cilan, he's here! Ash is here! You'
Harry Potter FanStoryHarry Potter FanStory2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” the voice came from a framed picture, the old man in the frame looked over his half moon glasses at the man in front of him.
"In other words, open the lights man, I can't read my book" Professor Dumbledoresighed, "Ezio?"
"Professor Ezio to you..." the man grumbled. He put his papers down and picked up his wand. "Lumos" he muttered, a light appeared at the end of his wand. Professor Dumbledore smiled.
"Thank you Ezio" he said. Professor Ezio glared at him and glanced back at his notes
"2 students have not yet arrived in the wizarding world" he muttered "I'll ask someone to go get them..."
"I always told Harry" Professor Dumbledore started “Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.” He paused. "It seems you have no love for anyone Ezio, it is the middle of the night, do you really have the heart to wake a poor innocent s
My Past(Rose's past)My Past(Rose's past)3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
My Horrible Past
Lord Death: okay almost done, don't blink!!
Me and Kid:*I was on Kid back and putting up a peace sigh*
Lord Death:good*clicks* there you go *smiles *
Lady Death(Lord Death's wife): I like the picture
Me:*smiles at Kid* well lets go home!
Lord Death:*nods*okay *smiles *
Me:*starts walking home*
Lord Death:*follows her,so did Lady Death and Kid*
Me:*goes inside and falls into her room and falls asleep*
Kid:Father, can I go to sleep?
Lord Death:yeah*pat head*
Kid:*goes inside his room and sleep*
Lady Death: Lord Death...
Lady D: we need to talk...
*after a while *
LD:but you can't leave us...you can't leave Kid
Lady D:but I have too...for his own good
LD:*cry*okay...I'm going to miss you*hugs her tightly*
Lady D:i am too*hugs him*
the next day *
Me:*wakes and yawn and walks into living room*
LD:good morning Rose.
Me:*bows* good morning Daddy
Kid:*wakes up and walks up to me*your room wa
hehe ITS NOT A DATE!!! chapter 9hehe ITS NOT A DATE!!! chapter 93 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Me: greats, its my turn*pick something from the hat and gets a poem book* a Poem book...
Crona:*looks down blushes*
Maka: come on Crona get in the closet with Rose
Jay: yeah sis, get in*drag me in there then drag Crona in there and they lock the door*
Rose: aw don't lock they door
Rose:*turns around* hey Crona, you there?
Ragnarok: yup!! come on Crona do something!!
Crona: Ragnarok, I can't deal with her
Rose: *turns around and is mad*
Crona: I'm sorry, did I made you mad*tears rolling down and Ragnarok goes in Crona back*
Rose: its okay, are you crying??
Kid: 3 more min!!!
Me: aw don't cry
Crona: *looks down*
Me: look I'm sorry
Crona:*hugs himself *
Kid: 1 more min!!!
Me:*rolls my eyes*
Crona: aren't you Death the Kid sister?
Me: y-yup that's me!! we also have another sister!
Crona: oh, I battled him once...
Me: you were control by the evil witch Medusa so its okay*smiles*
B*S: TIMES UP U GUYS
TattoosTattoos are evidenceTattoos2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that sometimes we love something
we forever want it embedded
And even if the colors fade,
and the lines become wrinkled
Or even if we form a strong abhor;
an everlasting distaste for it,
the thing we loved
will forever be part of us
For like the ink it's written in,
true love lasts
Here for YouHere for You2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What’s in it?” Howard asked as his eyes traced the pokéball in his hand. The pokéball was painted a shiny silver and it looked like it was brand new even the copper crank on the top was shiny. Howard’s mother gave a soft laugh while his father chuckled.
“Open it and see Howie.” Howard grinned and twisted the crank until there was a soft click and the pokéball popped open.
There was a soft flash of light as the pokėmon inside was released. The pokėmon was small and brown with big brown eyes and six curly red tails. It was a Vulpix, a male Vulpix to be precise. Howard smiled. While Vulpix weren’t the rarest of pokėmon most trainers (other than girls) wouldn’t catch them because they needed a Fire Stone to evolve and evolution stones of any kind were expensive.
Not that that really mattered to him because when he turned eighteen he’d be given a Fire Stone so he could evolve his pokėmon into its
Broken"So what do you think?"Broken3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What am I looking at?"
"N!" Laughing, White gave him a playful slap on the arm. At this point, N no longer flinched in fear when he was touched, and had grown accustomed to White's method of play. The light taps and flicks in the forehead were only meant to be fun.
"What do you mean what are you looking at? Can't you see everything I've done?"
"No. You're still covering my eyes."
"Oh!" Embarrassed, the girl immediately drew her hands away from his face with a flustered grin. "So?"
Bewildered, N stepped into his room and gazed in wonderment at all of White's renovations. His bedroom was actually a bedroom now; topped with a pokeball shaped dresser for his clothes, a mirror, and even a table with new ornaments. The highlight of the entire room, and what was really capturing N's attention was his lamp.
The spherical light bulb stretched up to the ceiling, and wrapped around it was a glow-in-the-dark mew decoration. The stand to the lamp was golden, with engraved p
Bio: Zidane the GalvantulaBio: Zidane the Galvantula4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Zidane the Galvantula
Other Names: Spiderman (by himself)
Pokeball: Net Ball
Relatives: Galvantula mother and several joltik siblings.
When Zidane was a Joltik, he was on his mothers' back for a few months, before he was old enough to go out on his own. He was with a small group of Joltik's wandering around searching for food, but instead of eating, Zidane was playful and wanted to play a game with his friends, but nobody was interested.
When Miju and Zaphod show up, they search for a Joltik with the gender and ability that their trainer wanted. After picking out the other Joltiks, Zidane was the only one that had the qualifications that their trainer was searching for. Zidane however, thought that the whole entire thing was a game of cops and robbers.
He was taken to their trainer M
Bio: Petal the MunnaBio: Petal the Munna4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Petal the Munna
Other Names: Flower Petal (By Reggie and Manny) and Kid (by Reggie).
Pokeball: Luxury Ball
Relatives: Musharna mother (Deceased) and Bibarel father (Deceased)
Petal the Munna was bred at a Pokemon Research Laboratory. That is where she would spend the first five months of her life. While there she observed several pokemon go under inhumane treatment, as she watched some pokemon be forced to evolve, and learn moves that they cannot naturally learn. Her mother passed away shortly before her egg hatched and she never met her father, who deceased shortly afterwards.
Petal underwent extensive experiments, and was forced to learn the move flamethrower, a move that Munna's could never learn naturally. Their forcing of teaching her an illegal move succeeded, but not without scars. Because
Silver Sunlight1. PigtailsSilver Sunlight4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Awww. Don't you look adorable?!" Kotone squealed in girlish joy to see Silver in pigtails.
"Can I get these things off now?!" Silver yelled in utter embarrassment. He hid his face with his hands, regretting accepting the girl's bet in a battle. When he knew so well who will lose in the end.
Kotone giggled lovingly. "I think you look cute." She twirled his red pigtails.
It only made Silver's face even redder than it already was. "K-knock it off!"
Silver asked himself almost every five seconds: Did he died and gone to heaven?
There he was on the beach, sitting on the sand quietly, and cursing silently at the amount of humans present.
When suddenly, he saw Kotone running towards him, smiling and waving; hair free from her dumb hat and pigtails.
And in a red bikini with black stripes.
Silver could swear his eyes were about to bulge out any second. Kotone stopped in front of him, holding her slender waist. "Hey Silver! Ready to have some fun
IBAW: History and System DetailsPokémon in history and todayIBAW: History and System Details3 years ago in Settings More Like This
The word "Pokémon" is a word that was introduced around 200 years ago. Since then, it has replaced similar words such as creature, beast and monster almost completely. The initiative was the discovery that RE could be used for capturing monsters in Apricorn fruit, so one could carry them in their "pockets". From there, the now old forms "Pocket Monster" was derived, which was then shortened to Pokémon. Around a hundred years ago, it was still customary to use "creature" and "monster" for wild Pokémon, but even those uses have died, leaving both words to sound old-fashioned and out of use.
Even before the discovery of the Pokeball, humans have strived to tame and control monsters, many attempts successful, but many also unsuccessful. They were used for food, but many of them were also a danger, because they possessed much stronger powers than humans did. Many monsters were worshipped because of their strange abil