Trying Not To Swear - Romano x ReaderTrying Not To Swear Romano x Reader
*A/N: Well, it is a Romano x Reader so expect a lot of swearing*
"That fucking tomato bastard!" shouted your boyfriend Lovino slamming the door to your house.
You and the Italian have been dating for the past few years now and things have been going great! The only problem, his swearing was getting hard to handle. It was always "The tomato bastard" this, or "that fucking ass hole" that. It was getting a little tiresome.
You sighed as the he stalked into the kitchen and planted a kiss on your cheek. "So, how was your day?" you asked casually. Lovino sneered.
"That stupid tomato bastard never shuts up! Him and the potato bastard! They have to learn how to mind their own fucking business!" he rambled. You smiled sadly and commented.
"Do you have to swear after every sentence?" Lovino looked at you as if you just sneezed out a butterfly.
Chocolates~(RomanoXReader) You quickly glanced around the room, seeing as no one was around you slowly walk towards the kitchen, no one was there either. Smirking to yourself you grabbed the small ladder, and place it in front of the huge cabinet wall you had. Climbing all the way to the top you opened the smallest door, and reach in to grab a golden box. Picking out on of the finely wrapped squares and shut the box closed, you softly close the cabinet's door then began climbing down the ladder. Once everything was set back to place you smiled widely and jump up to sit on the counter. Slowly you unwrap the nice treat and throw away the wrapper. Checking once again to make sure no one was around you were about to placed the chocolate into your mouth whole, when a loud, "NO!" came out of no where. You jumped and turned around to see your boyfriend, Romano, standing at the door way, pointing at you like you committed some sort of crimeChocolates~(RomanoXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"(y/n) What the fuck do you think your doing!?" he s
Because - Romano x ReaderRomano x ReaderBecause - Romano x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Warning! Contains strong language/cursing!
"Hey, I'm home!" you called, pushing open your front door and stepping inside.
"Oi, Ragazza!" your roommate Romano called back from the kitchen.
The two of you had been friends for a long time, but you had been living with him ever since you had been kicked out of your last place. Which had been, well, a while ago now. His brother, Feli, had actually proposed the idea to the two of you. Romano immediately went on the defensive, cussing out his younger brother, but you thought it was a great idea. So, here you were. It wasn't all that much different from before, though, since you came over a lot.
You enjoyed the brother's company; Feliciano often dropped by as well, much to his older sibling's chagrin. Feli didn't seem to notice his brother's inferiority complex towards him though, but you, on the other hand, picked up on it a while ago. You thought it was stupid, personally. The brother
~Linger~ A Romano x Reader One Shot~Linger~ A Romano x Reader One Shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
To think, that of all people, you'd fall for Romano. He was cold, hostile, and just plain rude most of the time, especially to you. You were relentless though. He'd often comment on how stuck up his ass you were. You knew he was just doing it to egg you on and hoping to get a little fun out of picking on you. Everyone needed someone, that's what you'd say. The first time he heard that response, he actually stopped for a minute and looked touched. You knew Romano could be different if he wanted to, he only acted this way to try to get what little attention he could. One day, he opened up to you, mind you he was drunk off his ass, but nonetheless, he spilled all his feelings on that long car ride home. It was then you realized you really did love the man, despite all his issues and self esteem complex. He had shown a different side to you only on occasion when you two were alone. A slight touch here, a hug there, even a peck on the c
Romano x Reader: My Valentine's Tomato (Fluff)Romano x Reader: My Valentine's Tomato (Fluff)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was Valentine's Day and you had just arrived at your boyfriend Romano's house to spend the day together. At the moment you two were sitting in his couch. Well, he was sitting in the couch, you were sitting on his lap, snuggling up to him.
“Hey, [Name]?” Romano suddenly asked.
“Hm?” you hummed in response.
“Is there-a anything you would-a like for Valentine's?”
You put your finger to your chin and pretended to think.
“Hm... Not really, except spending the day with my boyfriend~” you cooed contently.
“That can-a easily be arranged, amore~” Romano purred in your ear making you shiver slightly.
Then you thought of something you really wanted. You wanted Romano to sing with you. You just loved his voice when he sang. Especially when he sang his “The Delicious Tomato Song”.
You let out a small chuckle at that thought. But then you remembered how long it had been since you had heard him sing last,
Someone Who Makes Me Smile~ LovinoxReaderSomeone Who Makes Me Smile~ LovinoxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were sitting on the bus, listening to your mp3 player and staring outside, but not at anything particular. Today was a beautiful winter day, which was something unusual for you to think -since you generally hated the cold- but today was also unusually warm and the sun was shining. You were happily and peacefully humming along to the song you were listening until-
“Hey, idiota, move over,” a familiar voice said as he poked your head.
Surprised, you quickly glanced at the person who invaded your daydreaming and pouted. It was Lovi, and he didn’t seem like he was going to sit anywhere else. You sighed and scooted over next to the window and hugged your backpack as he plopped down next to you.
When your thighs touched, you flinched and almost squeaked out loud but instead scooted over some more and buried your face into your backpack and prayed that he wouldn’t notice your reddening face.
Lovi and you were class mates for one of your college courses, and neighbo
Romano x Reader Frustrations"Lovi! Oh Lovi-chan!" You called up the stairs.Romano x Reader Frustrations3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Don't call me that!" Romano called beck down the stairs, appearing at the top of them. "What do you want?"
"It's not what I want, it's what you want. Like this, for instance?" you pulled a luscious red tomato from behind your back. Romano's eyes widened. He came down the stairs slowly, eyes on the tomato. You started backing away from him, faster and faster until you were both running around the house. Unfortunately for you, Romano had longer legs and he soon caught up to you. He tackled you to the ground, cursing all the while. You gave him the tomato with one hand and smacked him upside the head with the other.
"What was that for you f****** ragazza?"
"Language, Lovi!" you told him sternly, and then smiled. "Anyway, what I really wanted you for was that we have to go to Antonio's house for that dinner party he invited us to.
"But ______" Lovi started.
"No, don't start on me. We promised. Go and get dressed in something fa
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You tossed your school bag on the floor and collapsed on your bed. “Thank God it’s Friday!” You cheered as you reached under your bed and pulled out a chocolate bar from your ‘secret stash’.
As you chomped down on your delicious treat, your cell phone buzzed in your pocket. You pulled it out and smirked, it was your long-time friend Antonio.
“Hey Toni," you answered, mouth full of chocolate.
“Hello _________! What is my good friend doing today?”
“Lying on her bed getting fat on chocolate. You?”
“Well, I have a little teeny tiny favour to ask of you _________!” Antonio chirped loudly.
“Mmmhmm? What is it?” you asked, licking your sticky fingers clean.
“Well, I’m going out tonight! You know, for a party!”
You giggled at his cute Spanish accent. “A party, eh? Why am I not invited?” you pretended to sound sad. To be honest you didn’t even feel like going out tonight.
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"LOVIIIIIIII~" "Oh n- DIO MIO!" THUMP. Your glomp sent the unaware Italian to the ground with you landing on top.
"IDIOTA, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" He struggled under you, scarlet spreading across his face from the closeness. Giggling, you jumped off and help the grumbling man stand up.
You patted his dark brown hair with a cute smile, "Sorry, Romano! You're just so much fun to hug!"
"THAT WASN'T A FUCKING HUG, YOU STUPIDA RAGAZZA!" He shouted, his face burning with what seemed like rage.
For somebody looking at you two, they would think that Romano hates you. He is always kind and friendly towards other girls, the grumpy Italian only acted this way to guys and well, you! But he doesn't hate you, actually the opposite; he loves you with all his heart, but doesn't know how to express it. All he knows is mindless flirting, not how to deal with his rapid heartbeat when he looks at you or the elation when he sees your white smile.
You tilted your head at your, now q
The Tomato Girl ( Romano x Reader )The Tomato Girl ( Romano x Reader )3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Did Romano ever tell you how much he loves Tomatoes? His brown eyes stared endlessly across the street, where a small stall full of the vibrant red fruits stood tall and proud amongst the busy street. His belly rumbled slightly and in an instant his hand was covering the area, his cheeks flushing only slightly from the slip of embarrassment at his body making such noises. But then again, Tomatoes weren't the thing that had brought him to the stall today, for once. It was the beautiful ragazza who stood behind the stall that had changed his mind to stay home and had dragged him out of his house, to walk the fifteen minute journey to the small town of Calitri. The Tomatoes were just an added bonus.
Although she only wore normal blue jeans, white t-shirt and a green apron, her (h/l) (h/c) hair was always left to flow effortlessly in the Spring breeze, and no matter the distance, you could always see her (e/c) orbs shining amongst her scarlet produce. Romano clenched his fists. How stupid
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“Gil! What the hell are you doing?!”
“You’ll thank me later, Frau!” he said, the smirk on his face evident in his voice, as he carried me over his shoulder up the stairs in his house. He reached the top and went into a room where Antonio and Francis were waiting. The two were sitting on a footlocker, and I could have sworn I heard muffled obscenities come from it.
“Ready?” the albino asked.
The other two nodded, and positioned themselves to get off and open the footlocker. Gilbert took me closer to it and threw me inside the split second they opened the lid. When I was fully inside, they immediately closed the lid and––judging by the clatter following after––locked it.
“What the hell?!” I groaned out, still trying to process everything that had just happened.
I blinked, then peered through the dark to see a familiar face. My eyes widened. “Lovino?!”
“What the hell are
First Aid.. Kiss? Lovi x Reader (drabble)First Aid.. Kiss? Lovi x Reader (drabble)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Ouch,” you grimaced as you looked at your finger. There was now a thin red line on it and it hurt! You looked at your boyfriend and pouted.
“Papercut?” he said, as he looked up from the textbook.
“Yes,” you said, still pouting.
He ruffled his hair and sighed as he smiled at you.
“Why are you smiling? It huurts,” you complained.
“Poor ragazza,” he said, as he leaned over and began to dig through his bag.
“What are you doing, Lovi?” you asked, curious.
He sat up and smiled triumphantly. “I was looking for this!” he held up a band aid. He held out his hand and said, “Give me your hand.”
You gave it to him and he proceeded to take the bandaid and wrap it around your finger.
You smiled as you remembered one little event that happened, many years ago… before you even thought that you’d two would be together like this.
“Lovi!” you yelled from the top of the jungle gym.
Romano X Reader: That Girl"Oh yeah~! Long waited time, i'm finally in Italy!" you streched your arms as you took a deep breath.Romano X Reader: That Girl4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'So who is this Lovino Vargas that Bel suggested to meet?' you wondered 'Well, I'll take that aside~ So where should I start?' you said, picking up your luggages, but your stomach started to growl.
'Already this hungry? Man... i want to talk a walk' you forced yourself to go on a small Italian cafe.
"Make me food, anything is fine" you said.
"Right away, signorina" said the waiter.
After 3 minutes of waiting, the waiter returned with a circular metal tray on one hand.
"How about a pasta, signorina?" he said, carefully placing the plate of pasta on your table.
"Oh sure." when you glanced up on his nametag you noticed that his last name was Vargas, but had a different name.
"Hey, are you a relative of Lovino Vargas?"
"Lovino? Vee~ he's my fratello" he said, making a weird sound.
"Are you a friend of Belle?"
"Vee~ so you're ___?"
"How did you know
Romano x ReaderRomano x ReaderRomano x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warning: Contains Language.
"Well, I don't believe that everyone loves your brother more than you." You said as you fiddled with the hem of your dress; swinging your eight year old legs back and forth as you sat on a bench in the park with your best friend, Lovino Vargas.
"Oh yeah?" retorted Lovino, "Then why does everyone like my stupid fratello?!" He grunted before staring at the grass beneath him, his face pulled into a childish pout.
"Not everyone. Trust me Lovi." you said quietly. Lovino glared at your usage of his nickname but he ignored it by saying nothing. You took this as a chance to continue, "You know, there's this girl that I know."
"She really, really likes you. And by like I mean 'Like-like' you know what I'm saying?" Lovino blushed before feining boredom, obviously trying not to show his interest. He nodded before waiting for you to continue,
"She really does Lovi! With all her heart! More than you even know!! She always supports you
I Don't Want To Miss A Thing (Romano X Reader)I Don't Want To Miss A Thing (Romano X Reader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing.
Watch you smile while you are sleeping.
While you're far away and dreaming
Romano's eyes gently slid open, his surroundings cleared when he blinked. The green orbs flickered over to view the clock, which was proudly displaying in vibrant red numbers and letters: 6:30 AM. 'Why the fuck did I just suddenly wake up? It's Saturday, I have no work! Maybe I should go get a tomato...' he thought as he was about to get up before he felt something wrapped around his left arm. He looked down and noticed his girlfriend, (Name), sleeping peacefully beside him, currently using his arm as a pillow. A beautiful smile on her lips as she breathed softly still in dreamland, Lovino listened to the even sound, smiling softly himself.
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure.
He watched his girlfriend with a loving
Craving: Pizza (Romano)“…Pizza!”Craving: Pizza (Romano)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sadly, the only place to get pizza that was open was Pizza Hut, but you could deal with it. You drove your car and parked in the Pizza Hut parking lot and walked inside. The hostess sat you down in a booth next to one of the large group booths, which was occupied by a group of men. You already knew what you wanted so, to entertain yourself, you decided to listen to the group behind you’s conversation.
“Und zhen I vas like, mein awesome five meters is so five meters long!” The Albino said in a thick German accent. He began to rant about his ‘awesome five meters’ until the blonde sitting next to him cut him off.
“Mon frère, as much as I do enjoy talking about your vital regions, there are children here,” he said gestering to the table behind him, which had a very unhappy mom and three young children now asking questions about things pertaining to vital regions. You had to stifle a giggle.
“What cute ni
South Italian Stereotypes...South Italian Stereotypes...3 years ago in Humor More Like This
To say your friend Lovino can get easily angered was an understatement. He'd never admit he was wrong, even if the whole party knew it was his fault.
At least he was nice towards you-and usually just women in general. However as you flipped open your notepad-to reveal your list of 'questions' you were going to ask him-you couldn't help but feel that it was going to end badly.
It was tough to find the few questions you had, but it was definetly worth it. Knocking on Lovino's door, he opened it with a wide mouth like he was expecting someone he didn't like.
"Oh..it is you (Name)." he mumbled, crossing his arms. "You may come in."
"Thanks." you smiled and poked his nose, not watching him blush and rub it as you walked in.
"S-so..why are you here anyway?" he asked, his arms still crossed and his foot tapping like he hadn't much time and needed to be somewhere.
"I have some things I'd like to ask you."
"Pfft. Why?" he asked, not even giving you a chance to state what 'kind' of questions.
Only at the Pet Store (Romano x Reader)“Hey ______!” One of your female coworkers flagged you down on the way to the front desk. She was nice to be around, but loved to gossip. “What’s up?”Only at the Pet Store (Romano x Reader)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
“Have you seen the customer at the door? He’s totally hot!”
Seeing your confused look, she tugged on your sleeve and pointed (So rude!) As your (e/c) eyes met his, you couldn’t help but blush lightly. Oh my gosh…
A man with tan skin stood outside the glass doors, scrutinizing one of our ‘Buy 1 Get 1 Free!’ signs. He was tall with dark brown hair, and a curl that seemingly defied gravity.
You tapped your coworkers arm, still not looking away from the mysterious customer. “You
Romano x Reader: Questions and ConfessionsLovino VargasRomano x Reader: Questions and Confessions3 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Language warning... but since it's Lovi you should have just assumed that there would be some colourful vocabulary.)
The rhythmic chopping of tomatoes had become one of your favourite sounds, as odd as that seemed; decidedly this was because the noise was always accompanied by the heavenly scent of a delectable Italian dish prepared by none other than your foul mouthed Italian friend. You stepped swiftly down the hallway and peered around the kitchen door to discover said Italian creating your favourite noise. Ducking behind one of the large marble counters you managed to creep up behind him and slip your arms around his waist.
“What’s cooking Lovi?”
“What the hell ragazza!? Look what you did!” He gestured to the chopping board and your eyes followed only to behold the sight of one very badly sliced tomato.
“Poor tomato, your cooking skills are usually better than that.” You remarked in a nonchalant voice, knowing that
Romano x Reader- Admiring from AfarRomano x Reader- Admiring from Afar3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I jumped at the sound of a knock at the door.
Who could that be?
I glanced through the peephole before unlocking the door to see…
“HEY [NAME]!!! WHAT UPPP!!!”
It was my best friend, [Bf/N].
“Oh!” I smiled at her happily. “It’s nice to see you!”
Her attitude seemed to change slightly, as she leaned in close and whispered secretively, “And um...how is...Your neighbor?”
Then chuckling slightly at my blushing face, she pushed past me, seeing herself in. “Has he confessed yet?”
I took a deep breath and closed the door.
Why did I ever tell her about him?
My new Italian neighbor had managed to catch my eye, and it just so happened that my apartment had a fantastic view of him. If I timed things right, I could catch him on his way home, auburn hair glinting in the dim sunlight.
I was vaguely aware of my heart-rate increasing and tried to shake it off.
It probably wouldn’t work between us. I was way too shy to say an
Romano X Reader - Loving YouRomano X Reader - Loving You3 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Small warning for language. It is Romano after all.)
You knew you were supposed to be concentrating on what Gilbert was telling you. You knew it. But really, how could you resist that cute expression that Lovino was making? Even the albino's self proclaimed awesome couldn't keep your eyes away.
The boy in question was sat on one of the benches in the quiet area, the place that you and your friends went to have lunch. It was a nice, courtyard type place with benches and a small garden that only sixth formers were allowed to use. You kept glancing at him, only half listening to what the Prussian man before you was saying.
Lovino was looking at his phone with a huge blush on his cheeks, studying the words that were on the screen like they spelled his death. He had been texting someone for most of lunch, but until just now his expression had been mostly smirks and dark amusement. Now it seemed the tables had turned for whomever he was talking to.
"You aren't even listening, are you _____?
Ti Amo, Idiot (RomanoXReader)You ran through the large, maze-like garden, picking your way through it with ease. You'd been to this place so much that you knew every corner of it like the back of your hand. Two years ago, you found this place while you were looking for a place to escape to when things were getting too stressful.Ti Amo, Idiot (RomanoXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You wandered around aimlessly until you found a little stone bench under a large, leafy tree. The place was so peaceful. It was the perfect place for you to come unwind when you needed to. Tomato bushes and vines wound around the tree and the sound of running water from the stream that ran around the small clearing sounded so soothing.
Happily, you plopped yourself down on the bench and leaned back against the tree. A small sigh escaped your lips and you allowed your eyes to slip shut. Yes, you could definitely get used to coming here. Just as you started to slip off into dreamland, a loud, heavily accented voice assualted your ears.
"Hey, ragazza! What do you-a think you're do
RomanoxReader (1) New VoicemailYou looked out the window, admiring the view of the Parisian streets from your hotel room. You couldn’t believe you were really here. You couldn’t believe you had actually won the grant. Two weeks in Paris, all expenses paid, to create art.RomanoxReader (1) New Voicemail2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You smiled, ran a hand through your hair, and slid your phone out of your pocket. You had promised to call your Italian friend, Lovino, as soon as you got to your hotel. Your smile slipped a bit. You missed him dearly. You shook yourself and dialed his number.
*Ring* … … *Ring* … … *Ring* … …
You frowned. He wasn’t picking up. The call was sent to voicemail. You cleared your throat and began speaking.
“Hey, Lovino! I just called to let you know that I am safe and sound in my hotel in Paris, and it is absolutely beautiful here.” You paused for a few moments, before adding, “Well…um… Bye!” You ended the message.
You had wanted to say more, to tell you mi
Romano x Reader - On a High Note"WEEEEEEEE'LL STAAAAAAAAAYY FOOREEEEVEER THIS WAAAY AND I KNOOOOOW THAT MY HEART WIIILL GO OOOOON AAAAND OOOOOON!" Francis blared into the mic, causing everyone to plug their ears for the sake of not going deaf. The score appeared and much to my surprise, was a 95! Seriously?! He shrieks into the microphone and gets that?! I thought to myself in utter amazement. I stared up and the blonde and gave him a questioning look.Romano x Reader - On a High Note4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Take that, Mon ami," Francis sent a mischievous glance to Gilbert. Antonio had invited his two friends to karaoke night at it was semi-fun for me and Lovino. The two of us had been trying to tolerate the Spaniard, French, and Prussian for over four hours now. Knowing this lot of men, it would be HOURS before their "fun" would end and I most likely would have to clean up after them.
"Who wants to go next?" The Frenchman asked. Almost immidiately, Antonio grabbed mine and Lovino's wrists and held them up high.
"These two, right here!" he grinned. Lovino and I looked at
Romano X Reader (Germany's little sister)Romano X Reader (Germany's little sister)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You sat in the world meeting quietly as you watched your two older brothers, Ludwig (Germany) and Gilbert (Prussia) argue with each other.
"Why couldn't you be more like either of them?" You asked yourself.
Unlike either of your brothers, you were quiet and rarely yelled. You weren't very good at fighting and you couldn't stand up for yourself to save your life. You sighed wondering to yourself if you were as bad as Italy when it came to things like war and just plain life.
You happily got up when the meeting ended leaving your brothers who were still arguing about something else by this point. You were about to walk back to your house that you shared with Ludwig when someone called your name and you turned to find a drunken France stumbling towards you.
"_-__________! Ma cherié (my dear)! 'Ow would you like to go with me and tour Ze Effiel Tower?" He asked grinning mischievously with a glazed look in his eyes.
"Was he e