Pregnancy-Luigisgirlfriend requestA\N: M-preg. Mr. L x DimentioPregnancy-Luigisgirlfriend request2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Seven in the morning found Mr. L was curled in a ball on the cold bathroom tile, shivering and moaning. His stomach was in knots, his throat ached like the devil, and he was sure that Grambi hated him. In short, Mr. L felt like hell.
‘No, hell would really be preferable to this’, he thought miserably.
The man suddenly clawed himself up to his knees and dry-heaved into the toilet, his body rocking from the motion. Laying his cheek on the cold seat, Mr. L panted, waiting for more. Nothing came.
“Get up. You have to go fight the heroes today.” He said aloud, his voice weak and tired.
His body trembling, he stood, stumbling to the sink and splashing cold water on his face. Looking up, he winced.
Dark bags hung under his eyes, while sweat dotted his forehead. His face was pale, and drawn, giving him the look of someone suffering from starvation, even though his belly was swollen. He rubbed it gently, thinking tired
Crazy Pokemon ThoughtsCrazy Pokemon Thoughts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
On the subject of N's unnerving playroom, notice how the tracks 'appear to have been played with recently'. N becoming more clear on his father's status as a delusional maniac and setting his mind on the pursuit of truth, regardless of whether this derails Ghetsis' meticulously set up plans or not. The train continuing back and forth the sealed off part of the track symbolises Ghetsis' determination and desperate desire to see his plan to completion. Even though he realises it's a dead end, he keeps on fruitlessly attempting to overcome the impassable obstacles set by his son.
In relation to the train in the basketball hoop, I see this as N's shift in focus. The basketball- labelled 'Harmonia'- is abandoned in favour of N trying new things, embracing new ideas, following his own path. Ghetsis Harmonia and his plot is no longer an important factor in N's decisions, also backed up by the other basketbell hidden in the colourful tyres, underneath a skateboard. The train in the basketball
Legend of Zela fanfakLink blows ocarina or how ever the fuck you spell this shitLegend of Zela fanfak4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ganondorf flexes his manliness at Link "Hey babbi
Ocarina experiances a tingleofpleasure
Link drops Ocarina: TAE ME HARD
Ocarina: I will, my love. I will.
Ocarina: Wait, am I top or bottom?
Ganondorf: I tops anll og yoews
Link: GANNON COME BACK WITH MANLYMESS
Gandonrod: NO LINK. GETYUOR OWN
Ganonraod: BNut I'll shar*wigglles eyebnwos*
Navi: I WANT SMAKSHFJKYT BUTETE
Ocarina: I am more smexy than any of you!
Ganonford wiggles eyeboners
Navi: I aaaaaaaaudm
Link: *SWOOOON* ho am I to choose?
Ocarina: I have plenty of holes and Iget blown alot!
horse : Im A HORSE BITCH >:I
Ocarina: Feel my smoothness
Navi: OHHHHH HORSE
Link feelz it
Gobnandorf: Hey Lin. LIt's makka babbi
Ocarina: Ohhh liiiiink
NavI: I WANTS wropsh cok
Link: but Im sabving my self for marraige
Ocarina: Imma do it in yo butt now, k?
The Diner“I would feel a lot better if we were just flying to Chicago,” Alan said as he finished packing his suitcase.The Diner2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“The point is to turn this into a vacation,” Scott responded, not for the first time. “Your job’s got you wound really tight right now.” Even then, Alan’s mind was running through the speech he would be giving at the conference in a few days. Scott was proud of Alan, but ever since the most recent promotion, Alan had been completely obsessed with work. In Scott’s mind, taking some time off and combining this business trip with a vacation was exactly what Alan needed.
Alan turned to look at Scott, who hadn’t yet put on a shirt. “You’re getting a little pudgy,” he remarked. Scott blushed. “Maybe I do need to get away from work more,” Alan continued. “If I was still cooking healthy meals for you, that wouldn’t have happened.”
Scott didn’t want to respond, so he just co
TF2 - Paternal Ch 1Team Fortress 2: PaternalTF2 - Paternal Ch 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 - The Plan Is Set
The sun hadn't even risen yet at Well, but it didn't stop the BLU team's Scout from going out for his usual morning jog. Scout was normally an early riser, which greatly surprised his teammates. With having seven older brothers and having to compete with them to be first to do anything, he learned early on how to be fast at not just running, but at nearly everything he did, including waking up before everyone else. He even joined the track and baseball teams in high school to increase his skills.
His normal routine consisted of waking up an hour before sunrise, going outside to jog around the base until the sun came up, coming back in for breakfast, showering quickly, then preparing for the daily nine-to-five shooting spree between the BLU's and the RED's. When the cease fire at five o'clock rang, he'd come back, eat dinner, joke around with his teammates, then go to bed around midnight.
Scout had left the base earlier than usual th
Former Little Boy, Daddy's Big Man(Jock WG/TF )Former Little Boy, Daddy's Big Man(Jock WG/TF )8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Former Little Boy, Daddy's Big Man
Written by Zachary Everlust
Image by Fighting-Wolf-Fist
Note: Each Panel takes up two days (4 posts), in total, there are 12 days ( 24 posts). Hope you enjoy
10:00 am Morning Circuton’s Voice Journal Day 1
Hey there everyone! Circ here and uhh, I’ve decided to get a Voice Journal seeing as it’s one of the trendiest things around lately, all you need to do is speak and it records everything! …I’ll let you guys know a little bit about my life.
My name is Circ as I’ve stated earlier, I’m a free-lance writer who lives with his mo—well used to before she passed away. Can’t help it though…but at least now I get to spend time more with my biological father. My mom managed to win over in the case on who gets to take me, but my dad is allowed to see me every other day of the week. I really love both of them, I do, though I follow mostly my mom’s teachings as she’s always there for me. D
Soccer Goaliefication (Genji Higashiyama TF)Soccer Goaliefication (Genji Higashiyama TF)7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Soccer Goaliefication (Genji Higashiyama TF)
Written by Zachary Everlust
I’m back in this soccer field for one reason and one reason only. Another dreaded Soccer ball smashed into the window again; my coincidence told me to return it.
It’s Empty. Surprising, those boys would usually go all their way into breaking their soles off to kick their beloved soccer ball. Sweat splattered everywhere, musk and cologne mixed together into a reeking aroma. God it feels like crap just being in here, I’m going to regret wasting my time here.
I let go of the said ball, my hands were already muddy enough. “What’s the point of wasting my time any longer for those drunken men in their late twenties when I have my work and life ahead of me?” I thought, tired and bored of wasting my precious time.
I turned back to leave. That was when I spotted those grinning juggernauts walking towards me, how ironic. Pushing ea
Shepard love affair part1It was early morning, the Normandy docked at the Citadel. Shepard was awoken by EDI; he was having a nightmare about the Collector base and was not sorry for the AI's intrusion.Shepard love affair part15 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Shepard, incoming transmission for you in the comm. room. The signature is not Cerberus or council." EDI said.
"Do you know who it is?" Shepard asked swinging his legs off the bed.
"The signature is that of the Alliances Operator Chief Ashley Williams"
"What?" Shepard asked in surprise "You must be mistaken"
"I am rarely wrong Shepard" EDI replied and Shepard sighed. He dressed quickly and looked at Miranda. If Ash wanted to pick up where they left off she would be disappointed. He wanted to take Miranda with him but decided against it, she didn't need any unnecessary stress at the moment. He stepped into the elevator and took it down to CIC.
"Good morning Commander" Kelly smiled from her panel.
"Morning Kelly" Shepard said stifling a yawn. "If anyone asks where I am, tell them I'm in the comm. room."
YTP Vs. Capcom: Mama LuigiYTP Vs. Capcom: Mama Luigi5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That's Mama Luigi to you (Opponent name). *wheeze*
Hey (Partner name) check out my football.
That'll teach you not to mess with my little buddy Yoshi.
I hate Tails! Why? It's because he hangs around with my mortal enemy Sonic.
Good job Yoshi!
I'm Luigi, and plumbing's my game and, I'm not like Mario who gets all the fame.
(Vs. Hotel Mario) Nah, you can't be Mario. Mario doesn't like toast at all. He prefers something like pizza, and lasagna.
(Vs. Robotnik) Hey Eggface, what makes you think you can on a Mario brother? You can't even take care of that shrimp Sonic.
(Vs. Self) Mario? Is that you? You suddenly lost a lot of weight and you're about the same height as me.
(Vs. Weegee) Forget it Weegee! I'm not going to give up Yoshi just so you can turn him into Yushee.
(Vs. The King) You want to talk about dinner? Boy, you almost make Mario look like he is on a diet.
(Vs. Morshu) Do you have a used TV? I don't want to spend too much money on Rock Tv.
(Vs. SpongeBob) I don't thin
Ludwig von Koopa TFLudwig von Koopa TF4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on, come on! Work!" I begged, but alas, it was no use. I had spent countless hours going through trial and error to get to this point, only for the game to totally shut down by itself. I was about to fight Ludwig in World 7 when out of left field, my New Super Mario Bros Wii copy decides to give out.
My name was Matt, a 15 year old who absolutely loved Mario games. Everything from Donkey Kong to the latest addition, they all appealed to me. This was why I was so infuriated at the moment. All this time and effort I had put in was for nothing. I tried turning the game back on and cleaning the disc, but no matter what I did, it wouldn't work. The game was toast.
I had to get my hands on another copy, and I wasn't going to visit another video game store. Those places had ripped me off on purchases and returns for far too long. I decided to conduct my search online, browsing various websites. After a while, I came across Game Over Videogames' site who had put up a new, unopened copy o
The Green WarmthHe sat outside of a huge castle located in the Mushroom Kingdom. He stared up at the sky, thinking to himself why. Why was it that he always felt left out? Although he was happy to see Peach and his brother having so much fun together, he could never shake the feeling that he felt like a third wheel sometimes. Mario and Peach would always enjoy each other's company while Luigi just sits there wonder why the heck he decided to show up in the first place. And there he was again, outside of Princess Peach's castle, wondering why he didn't just stay at home and mind his own business, sighing and pouting in sadness.The Green Warmth4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's always the same thing" the green plumber said to himself "sometimes I wonder why I even bother showing up in the first place. I'm glad Mario and Peach are having fun with each other, but sometimes I feel left out." He continued to ponder to himself, wondering if he should just head home or if he should stay and at least pretend like he's enjoying himself. However, his pond
Smoking Hot (Asuma Sarutobi TF)Smoking Hot (Asuma Sarutobi TF)5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Written By ZacharyEverlust
I met up with my online friend for a cuppa Joe in the morning of Trail Food Café. “It was wonderful to have found someone who shares and adores transformation as I do!” I thought to myself. Being a person who lusts and adores transformation very very much, it wasn’t a surprise that I chose a café with the initials T.F. for me to meet up with him.
"Hey dude!" My friend yelled, waving from a afar, "Glad to see you could make it!" he ran up to me, grinning.
I’ve met him over Deviant Art, he’s a little odd…but a good fellow at the very least. It was difficult to find anyone who shares the same quirks with me, but I’ve finally found someone! And I can’t wait to start sharing my future stories with him!
"Sorry I'm kinda late though, I sorta slept in…But what matters is, I'm here, right?" He yawned slightly.
"Of course! Have a seat!" I gestured over the empty chair di
MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight1) The books were so poorly written as far as plot and dialogue that they had to have James's group attacking and Charlie in danger from the beginning to have anything to work with.MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
2) While I have "inserted" myself into books I have read, it was generally because I fell in love with a well created character or world. Not because I wanted to have sex with Michelangelo's David.
3) After reading Meyer's books I checked the web for outcry by the same people who criticized Rowling for using the occult, and I couldn't find it. To me that's crazy as vampires are part of the occult.
4) Crazily enough if you think about it, Meyer's books are worse because Rowling's was not suggesting that humans should mate with the occult monsters simply because they are beautiful and smell good.
5) It is entirely sexual attraction from appearance and smell, and lacks substance. It is for this reason that I do not consider it a love story.
6) I have found mention that critics are saying that Twilight is horro
Sonic Resident Evil Cross. 9 CHAPTER IXSonic Resident Evil Cross. 97 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey, call Tails, ask him how everythings going. - said Leon to Cena, who was still down for letting the Egg-Tyrant run away with Sonic:
You talk - replied Cena handing him his walkie-talkie:
Im not in the mood right now
I already said that we will go search for and save Sonic from that Tyrant, so get over yourself! - said Chris, but Cena didnt answered:
Leave it, Chris, hell be better later, I hope.
Sonic RE Cross. Final Chapter1 Final ChapterSonic RE Cross. Final Chapter17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Last time, Sonic took on his super form and finished off the Egg-Tyrant R with Chaos Giga Blaster and John could finally activate the facilitys self-destruct system to put a permanent end to the madness that took man
Vending Machine Love"Maybe you could start by telling us how the two of you met?"Vending Machine Love4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"That's quite a funny story actually-" "No, it's so embarrassing, do you have to, you always make it sound so bad..." "Would you prefer to tell it?" "Umm... ok"
"Well, first you need to understand that Adam was well known in vending machine circles and not in a good way. A number of good machines were irreparably damaged by him throwing them at heavily armoured people. I mean we often get damaged by people angry at not getting the right change, or because their favourite drink is sold out, but this was just gratuitous. So that's the background, and you can see that when I saw Adam approaching I had every right to be worried. But then a thought came to me, if I timed it just right I could topple over and squash him. We would have revenge! Revenge for Brian, for Kevin, Simone and poor little Janey. Although it might be the end of me - like a turtle flipped on its back, we can't right ourselves - the senseless violence would en
Techie CommandmentsTechie Commandments11 years ago in Humor More Like This
I) Give not unto the actor his props before his time, for as surely as the sun does rise in the east and set in the west, he will lose or break them.
II) When told the placement of props by the director, write not these things in ink upon thy script, for as surely as the winds blow, so shall he change his mind.
III) Speak not in large words to actors, for they are slow of thought and are easily confused.
IV) Speak not in the language of the Technician to actors, for they are unitiated, and will not perceive thy meaning.
V) Tap not the head of a nail to drive it, but strike it firmly with thy strength.
VI) Keep holy the first performance, for afterwards, though shalt party.
VII) Keep holy the last performance, for afterwards, though shalt party.
VIII) Remember always that the TD* is never wrong. If it appears that he is, then you obviously misunderstood him the first time.
IX) Leave not the area of the stage during the play to go and talk with the actors,
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 19NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 198 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
WARNING: The following chapter is for comedic purpose only, and in no way reflects the writers personal opinions on "rednecks" or the southern people... ...Okay, maybe a little.
Temari: -Driving- "Hmm?"
-The car in front of them is going very slow and has bumper stickers all over it. They say 'I support Bush', 'I'm white and proud', and 'Save the whales, harpoon the fat chicks'-
Temari: "Oh HELL no."
Sakura: -In passengers seat- "Eh?"
Temari: -Rolls down her window- "HEY YOU BUCK-TOOTHED BASTARD!"
Sakura: "Uh-oh..." -Buckles seatbelt-
Temari: "SPEED UP OR GET OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING REDNECK!!!" -Rams the car off the road making it crash- "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ASSHOLE! GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN IN HELL!" -Stands up in the seat, pulls her pants down and stick her butt out the window- "KISS MY ASS BITCH!!!" -Sits back down- "Fucking retards up in here."
Sakura: "You see? This is why rednecks shouldn't drive until they can speak proper English."
-Another car passes them-
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 27NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 278 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Karin: The Happy Place is here to serve you!
Deidara: Its like every word that comes out of there mouth is a sex pun waiting to be noticed
Suigetsu: -Gasp- Karin! You forgot your dramatic entrance!
Karin: Oh twaddlecock, you right! -Runs outside, climbs up to the roof, then falls through the ceiling- TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
Suigetsu: Hey Mommy! I have a sharp object up my ass! Guess what it is?!
Deidara: -Twitch- I have no idea
Suigetsu: Broken glass! You were right Karin! This does work better than dildos!
Karin: I told you!
Deidara: Ugh (Here goes nothing ) -Gulp- Listen up, uh SON MOMMY needs your help with something VERY important (KILL ME!!!!!)
Suigetsu: Yes Mommy? -Smiling-
Kakuzu: Now theres a real trooper -Holding ha
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 17NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 178 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara: -Watching TV, flipping channels-
On TV: -Random Politician rapping- "Tell me what is your name?!" Karl Rove: "I'm Emcee Rove!"
Deidara: ".....HOW has America not gotten wiped off the face of the earth?" -Changes channel-
Iruka: "Yarr... Me pirate sense be tingling..."
Pein: "I'll get it..." -Open door- "May I help y-"
Sakura: -Busts in and starts strangling the Leader- "WHERE IS HE, YOU FREAK?!"
Zabuza: "SAKU-SAKU! YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES! I'M RIGHT HERE, MY LOVE!"
Sakura: "NOT YOU YA UGLY-ASS ZOMBIE! GO FUCK OROCHIMARU OR THAT BITCH FROM INUYASHA! THEY'RE BOTH ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY! NOW YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Zabuza: "...I'm gonna go cry..."
Pein: "CAN'T... BREATH..."
Sakura: "THEN START TALKING!!!"
Pein: "GAH... NARUTO! SOMEONES HERE TO SEE YOU!!!"
Naruto: -Peeks out from the closet- "Huh?"
Zabuza: -Snicker- "He's coming out of the closet."
Sakura: "NARUTOOOOO!" -Runs towards him overdramatically in slow motio
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 18NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 188 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
SOS - Save Our Sasori
Pein: "Naruto. There's something I should tell you. I am... YOUR FATHER."
Naruto: "WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ARE?!"
Pein: -Snort- "No! Dumbass " -Sits down and starts flipping channels- "Damn. There's nothing on."
Itachi: "What about your soaps?"
Pein: "Meh. I'm tired of those. Too much damn drama. I get enough of that around here."
Naruto: "WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU?! WHO JUST PLAYS WITH PEOPLES' EMOTIONS LIKE THAT?!"
Pein: "See what I mean?"
Zabuza: (Hmm... That looks fun.) "Hey, Naruto. Your show is getting cancelled for One Piece!"
Naruto: "WHAT?! OH HELL NO! I AM NOT GETTING REPLACED BY SOME LAME-ASS PIRATES!"
Iruka: "I resent that! Yarr..."
Zabuza: "Oh. And you're also being sued by VIZ for refusing to say 'believe it.'"
Naruto: -Eye twitching-
Zabuza: "Oh! And one more thing... APRIL FOOLS! AHAHAHA!"
Naruto: "..." -Pimp-Mode- "I'LL KILL YOU YA BITCH-ASS MOTHA FUCKA!!! "
Zabuza: "Uh-oh..." -Runs like hell-
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 28The Dealers Know AllNARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 288 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-One week after the prank gone horribly wrong; Breakfast-
Sasori: "Deidara, can I talk to you alone for a minute."
Deidara: "Uh..." -Playing dumb- "Why? What ever would you need to talk to me about?"
Sasori: -Rolls eyes- "Oi." -Just grabs him and walks off-
Sasori: "Look, are you gay, or what? 'Cause if you are, it's cool. It'll keep your secret."
Deidara: "HELL NO!"
Sasori: "Okay, okay. Just asking." -Doesn't remember anything that happened; was so shocked he went into a state of denial- "Later dude." -Just walks off-
Deidara: "...The hell?"
-Back at breakfast-
Itachi: "Hm... Something's not right around here..."
Hidan: "I know what you mean... I keep feeling like we're missing something..."
Itachi: "Damn! This is what we get for watching the 'Cops' marathon instead!"
Kisame: "Uh... Yeah... 'Cops...'" -Was watching a 'Sex & the City' marathon-
Deidara: -Sits back down and slams head down on table-
Itachi: "What the hell's wrong with you?"
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 24NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 248 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Lesser Evil
-Naruto & Sakura have just 'escaped' for the Akatsuki's base. Accompanied by Ino and Shikamaru, they have made it safely back to Konoha-
Naruto: "Ah... It's good to be home-WAH!" -Is tackled to the ground-
Hinata: -On top of Naruto hugging him and rubbing her boobs against him- "Oh my poor Naruto! I was so worried about you!"
Sakura: "OH HELL NAW..." -Grabs Hinata by the hair and pulls her off of him-
Hinata: "GAH! GET OFF MY HAIR BITCH!"
Sakura: "THEN GET OFF MY MAN!"
Hinata: "GRR..." -Pulls Sakura's hair as well-
Sakura: "AGH! I'LL MURDER YOU, BITCH!"
Naruto: "GIRLS PLEASE! I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME A FEW SECONDS AGO! AT LEAST LET ME RELAX BEFORE THINGS GET CRAZY AROUND HERE!"
Sakura & Hinata: "SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!" -Both resume fighting-
Sakura: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GLOMPING MY MAN LIKE THAT, HO?!"
Hinata: "WHO YOU CALLING A HO, HO?!"
Sakura: "YOU, HO!"
Shikamaru: "Hey, Ino. Why don't you fight too? Then we can get some jello and-"
The Theory of KrauserThe Theory of Krauser4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I dont believe that Jack Krauser is dead, if you look at the picture above he is in a helicopter flying away from the island exploding. Plus he bassically had the same virus as Wesker with his ability to dodge bullets, and enhanced speed and agility. Plus he "dies" not once, not twice, but three times (Supposedly).This picture is the mercenaries win screen for Krauser. In my eyes the picture is proof enough.
Let me know what you guys think.