Pregnancy-Luigisgirlfriend requestA\N: M-preg. Mr. L x DimentioPregnancy-Luigisgirlfriend request1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Seven in the morning found Mr. L was curled in a ball on the cold bathroom tile, shivering and moaning. His stomach was in knots, his throat ached like the devil, and he was sure that Grambi hated him. In short, Mr. L felt like hell.
‘No, hell would really be preferable to this’, he thought miserably.
The man suddenly clawed himself up to his knees and dry-heaved into the toilet, his body rocking from the motion. Laying his cheek on the cold seat, Mr. L panted, waiting for more. Nothing came.
“Get up. You have to go fight the heroes today.” He said aloud, his voice weak and tired.
His body trembling, he stood, stumbling to the sink and splashing cold water on his face. Looking up, he winced.
Dark bags hung under his eyes, while sweat dotted his forehead. His face was pale, and drawn, giving him the look of someone suffering from starvation, even though his belly was swollen. He rubbed it gently, thinking tired
TWD Fanfic: Lee's Second Chance - PrologueTWD Fanfic: Lee's Second Chance - Prologue2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Lee's Second Chance - Prologue
I stared into Clem's eyes as tears flowed down her cheeks. I was filled with sadness that I'd never be able to see her smile again but, within that sadness I felt a glimmer of hope. Hope that she would be able to grow older and live happily with Christa and Omid as her guardians. I just wished that I would've been able to spend more time with her. I wish I could've just been able to just see her off safely.
It was funny to me. I went to such lengths to protect this little girl. I didn't even know her last name, but despite the circumstances she became my daughter. She fulfilled my wish of having a family… Even if my wife was out of the equation, I was still happy to have known the feeling of having a daughter; to pass on knowledge to her, to spend time with her… to cherish her.
I found my voice and said to her with my last breath, "I'll miss you." She stared at me with her large eyes and slowly replied, "Me too…" Clementine stood up holdi
Crazy Pokemon ThoughtsCrazy Pokemon Thoughts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
On the subject of N's unnerving playroom, notice how the tracks 'appear to have been played with recently'. N becoming more clear on his father's status as a delusional maniac and setting his mind on the pursuit of truth, regardless of whether this derails Ghetsis' meticulously set up plans or not. The train continuing back and forth the sealed off part of the track symbolises Ghetsis' determination and desperate desire to see his plan to completion. Even though he realises it's a dead end, he keeps on fruitlessly attempting to overcome the impassable obstacles set by his son.
In relation to the train in the basketball hoop, I see this as N's shift in focus. The basketball- labelled 'Harmonia'- is abandoned in favour of N trying new things, embracing new ideas, following his own path. Ghetsis Harmonia and his plot is no longer an important factor in N's decisions, also backed up by the other basketbell hidden in the colourful tyres, underneath a skateboard. The train in the basketball
Legend of Zela fanfakLink blows ocarina or how ever the fuck you spell this shitLegend of Zela fanfak3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ganondorf flexes his manliness at Link "Hey babbi
Ocarina experiances a tingleofpleasure
Link drops Ocarina: TAE ME HARD
Ocarina: I will, my love. I will.
Ocarina: Wait, am I top or bottom?
Ganondorf: I tops anll og yoews
Link: GANNON COME BACK WITH MANLYMESS
Gandonrod: NO LINK. GETYUOR OWN
Ganonraod: BNut I'll shar*wigglles eyebnwos*
Navi: I WANT SMAKSHFJKYT BUTETE
Ocarina: I am more smexy than any of you!
Ganonford wiggles eyeboners
Navi: I aaaaaaaaudm
Link: *SWOOOON* ho am I to choose?
Ocarina: I have plenty of holes and Iget blown alot!
horse : Im A HORSE BITCH >:I
Ocarina: Feel my smoothness
Navi: OHHHHH HORSE
Link feelz it
Gobnandorf: Hey Lin. LIt's makka babbi
Ocarina: Ohhh liiiiink
NavI: I WANTS wropsh cok
Link: but Im sabving my self for marraige
Ocarina: Imma do it in yo butt now, k?
Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 1Chapter 1Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 110 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mario is coming back from saving Princess Peach. Don’t be surprised, this is nothing new, it happens practically every other day. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario finds Bowser, Mario beats Bowser, Peach is saved. Same thing over and over. Like watching a dog trying to chase it’s tail; the dog loses and the tail wins. Still, people love it when Mario saves Peach. As Toadette would like to put it: “It shows the boldness and bravery Mario has to face the dreaded Koopa King in order to save someone who has great meaning to her kingdom.” The only times when Mario saves Peach that are truly heroic, in my opinion, is when he has to go on these long adventures; the ones that take weeks to travel. Adventures where you have to fight many other bosses, strangers join you on your quest, and then in the end defeat the evil villain. Like how Mario had to find and free all the Star Spirits and defeat Bowser to return the Star Rod to Star Heaven. And like the time Mario ha
Love is War- Prologue.prologue- another.Love is War- Prologue.3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his'- General George S. Patton.
Another loss for RED. Another scolding from the Announcer about their failure. Another night of dirty glances and snide remarks.
"Huddah huddah huh!"
"Nah, It was that tub o' lard over there, he's too busy smoochin' Medic to get his fat ass out and help!"
"Silence, schweinehund! At least I do not smooch my Muzzer like you"
"Perhaps if that lady-boy Demo wasn't drowning his liver we could've secured enough time to capture the Intel!"
"I BLAME SCOUT. SCOUT IS NOT CREDIT TO TEAM."
It had been like this for months now. Literally months. The strain was too much for most to handle, and with stress came to blaming of others. That was just human nature.
"Now, perhaps if ya'll just take a second and think this through rationally-"
"SHUT UP OVERALLS, WE GOT A SITUATION HERE!"
The Insane Smiles Chapter 1: RevivalThe Insane Smiles Chapter 1: Revival5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 1: The Insane Smiles
Chapter 1: Revival
The Underwhere. It was a bleak place, shunned by light of any kind. It was a dark, desolate cave. The rocky floor was as rough and uncomfortable as the place felt, and damp with water droplets, which constantly gathered on the rugged stalactites and stalagmites that littered the ceiling and ground. Odd formations could be seen in the walls, like odd squares.
Fawful absolutely hated the Underwhere.
The little bean boy, wrapped in his torn, red cloak, fastened together by two golden buttons, hated everything about it. He hated the depressing rock walls, the stalagmites which he constantly tripped over every day. He hated the cracked, stone fountain near the hub of the Underwhere, which spewed never-ending gallons of a strange orange liquid, which healed all wounds and ailments when soaked in. He especially hated the Shaydes. They were odd, slug-like b
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Ultra Extreme Hyperfat SwamperUltra Extreme Hyperfat SwampertUltra Extreme Hyperfat Swamper8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
pictures by Fatferaligator
Warning! Massive Fatness ahead!
Walter was sunning himself in the afternoon. He always enjoyed lazing by the lake, and today was no different. Marty was a Swampert. He had no distinguishing marks on him that one could discern. At 4'7'', he was the average height for his age. "Hmmm. The sun feels so good around here." Here was a lake on the edge of route 35. It was so far away from the main road that no humans ever came by, and even if they did, they were never trainers. Most of the pokemon in the area enjoyed a quiet existence. "This is the life."
"Hey there!" Walter was surprised by the voice of his mate. Sammy was another Swampert that Walter had known for a long time. They were always playing with each other. "Doing anything today, or are you just going to lay around all day?"
"What's wrong with laying around all day? It's very relaxing."
"Well there's something you might want to do today."
TF2 - Paternal Ch 1Team Fortress 2: PaternalTF2 - Paternal Ch 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 - The Plan Is Set
The sun hadn't even risen yet at Well, but it didn't stop the BLU team's Scout from going out for his usual morning jog. Scout was normally an early riser, which greatly surprised his teammates. With having seven older brothers and having to compete with them to be first to do anything, he learned early on how to be fast at not just running, but at nearly everything he did, including waking up before everyone else. He even joined the track and baseball teams in high school to increase his skills.
His normal routine consisted of waking up an hour before sunrise, going outside to jog around the base until the sun came up, coming back in for breakfast, showering quickly, then preparing for the daily nine-to-five shooting spree between the BLU's and the RED's. When the cease fire at five o'clock rang, he'd come back, eat dinner, joke around with his teammates, then go to bed around midnight.
Scout had left the base earlier than usual th
ApotheosisDavid Sarif saw himself as a practical man. He held stock in science, what could be seen and proven, what could be calculated and understood by logic. But even he had to admit there was something magical happening before him.Apotheosis2 years ago in Drama More Like This
He was standing in the darkened observation suite of the surgical wing in Sarif Industries, the company he had built from the ground up. It had been well over thirty-six hours since they had suffered an attack from some unknown black ops group, led by three heavily augmented soldiers. In their wake they had left several dead; only a few were fortunate enough to be alive and wounded, and five of Sarif's top scientists were missing without a trace.
And now Sarif's head of security, Adam Jensen, lay in the operating room as the CEO watched. Two doctors and a nurse, the second of three teams working in shifts, hovered over the ex-cop, feverishly working with a multi-armed medbot. Working, not to save Adam's life-that part was already secured four hours ago-but to turn
of glass and ashesa hound of glassof glass and ashes2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
frozen in time,
to move forward --
to find its
place in a
The Story of Half an HourI hate Christmas Eve. I haven't always. It started when I was old enough to realize it was bad that boys didn't like me, and that same hatred has continued to this day. All of my friends are busy being cutesy with their boyfriends and I'm stuck, in a bar, in New York, alone.The Story of Half an Hour2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Don't get me wrong, I'd rather be stuck in New York for Christmas than be back in my tiny town in Northern California, but I'd also rather be spending it with someone special. Someone who'd give me a necklace, or heck, anything, smothered in love. Instead, I am sitting on a stool, fingering the fraying edges of my black fingerless gloves while I listen to the bartender breaking up a fight.
Lifting my head slightly, I survey the bar. There are quite a few single men, but the majority of them are not attractive, like the guy over in the corner with thick, bulky glasses and a large pimple on his nose or the burly man with huge arms covered with tattoos of half naked women. Averting my eyes, I turn instead to the other
Pure Chaos Chapter 1: New WorldPure Chaos Chapter 1: New World4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 3: Pure Chaos
Chapter 1: New World
A new world...
The two men walked along the grass, one tumbling over himself awkwardly, stealing nervous glances to his side, while the other breathed deeply and had a huge grin plastered across his face. The grinning man wore all black: a shirt, gloves, large, puffy pants, and curled jester shoes.
A world full of promise...
For millennia the grinning man had wandered the dimensions, in search of the means to destroy them all and make himself a god.
A world free of strife and chaos...
He had faced trials and tribulations, fools who had fought against him, betrayal and despair. He had stepped on so many and killed numbers upon numbers of people
Truth or dareTruth or dare3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"do I have to wear it Kaito?" whined the small blonde, his face red. "yes you do~" squaked the bluenette, Len snatched the outfit and neko ears from the bluenettes hands and stomped to the bathroom. "WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO WEAR THIS?" he yelled "you remember! miku made a bet with you, whoever could get to the highest note wins, and you lost so she was supposed to pick your costume, but she let me."
about 5 minutes later the young blonde came out of the bathrom with a cyber neko outfit that, intsead of shorts, had a short black skirt
the bluenette patted his thigh suggesting that the blonde sat on his lap, but the younger boy denied his request. "ok then. my turn." Len was suprised by that, he didnt think that kaito was going to be dressing up too.
about ten minutes later he came back into the room, Len had lost intrence and started singing "nigakute hot na spice kimi dake ni ima ageru yo muchu ni saseru boku no taste wokarada juu de
The Green WarmthHe sat outside of a huge castle located in the Mushroom Kingdom. He stared up at the sky, thinking to himself why. Why was it that he always felt left out? Although he was happy to see Peach and his brother having so much fun together, he could never shake the feeling that he felt like a third wheel sometimes. Mario and Peach would always enjoy each other's company while Luigi just sits there wonder why the heck he decided to show up in the first place. And there he was again, outside of Princess Peach's castle, wondering why he didn't just stay at home and mind his own business, sighing and pouting in sadness.The Green Warmth3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's always the same thing" the green plumber said to himself "sometimes I wonder why I even bother showing up in the first place. I'm glad Mario and Peach are having fun with each other, but sometimes I feel left out." He continued to ponder to himself, wondering if he should just head home or if he should stay and at least pretend like he's enjoying himself. However, his pond
Castle BleckDisturbing- that was a fitting word for the place.Castle Bleck5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The castle affected the mind and soul not so much like a nightmare, as like waking up to a cold reality from a golden dream. It was like being plunged into ice, like having the wind knocked out of you, like witnessing death. To look upon this castle was a shock straight to the heart.
The sheer size of the bastion was intimidating, but the strikingly terrible aspect was its absolute lack of color. There was none whatsoever, not even the faintest hint of some muted hue hidden in the pure darkness of its walls. Its doors and intricate windows were outlined in a glowing white, which stood out in stark contrast to the black of its ramparts. The citadel existed in only these two extremes of value; the whitest of white and the blackest of black, with no room for grey in between. Even the flames within burned a pure white, casting undiluted light upon the halls.
Only in the highest reaches of the castle did any color remain. There in the stain
Puzzled TimesI convert times wrong because I can't do math.Puzzled Times2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My brain isn't wired that way.
I had a dream about the show Bones last night.
I forgot to call the plasma center.
Pelant kidnapped Bones' baby.
I was Bones.
I made a Spiderman puzzle yesterday.
The box was hard to open.
Well. I didn't make the puzzle.
I just put it together.
There were puzzles Pelant put together that we had to solve.
I had to stick needles into everyone.
I'm pretty sure I had to put Pelant's blood in them.
I'm almost finished with my book.
Don't know how I got from blood to books.
Guess my mind is just weird like that.
Thanks for reading this strange stream of consciousness.
A very badly written one.
A Broken Heart Chapter 23: O Mistress, FarewellA Broken Heart Chapter 23: O Mistress, Farewell4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 23: O Mistress, Farewell
There was a moment where Fawful and Cackletta, the two scourges of the Beanbean Kingdom, just stood there, staring at each other. 'This might just still work...' Dimentio muttered to himself.
Then they attacked. Cackletta flew through the air straight at him, black lightning exploding from her palms. Fawful shot straight up, sending a volley of energy attacks her way. She protected herself partly with her wings. When Fawful's barrage ceased, she flung her hands out and sent a wave of magic at him, knocking him right off his feet. He landed Headgear-first on the ground, the glass storage dome clanging from the impact and sending a vibration through Fawful's head. He tried to get up, but he was seeing three of everything. Lightning bolts raged around him, burning him with explosions. His cloak provided very little protection, but it was something. One bolt struck his Hea
Not a Spitting ImageI walk by her everyday. I mean, it's not like I have a choice. We're sisters; we share the same DNA. But, as I look at her, all my inadequacies are thrown back into my face. Her luscious blond hair tumbles down her back like a waterfall, and she sneers at my stringy brunette mess as I pass, tugging on it hard. Whimpering, I clutch the strand she touched for dear life, but I don't retaliate. Why should I? She's perfect, and I'm below average.Not a Spitting Image2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What's that under your chin? Are you getting fatter? Pig; it's all the food you eat. You shouldn't stuff your face so much."
"Oh my gosh, is that a zit on your forehead?! I swear, your skin is so greasy, they could use it to make french fries!"
Every morning, I try to hide from her. Just make it out of the house, and I'll be fine. But I stare down at my breakfast, thinking of her taunting me with every bite I eat, and I leave without eating.
"Good, at least you won't have those calories bogging you down today. It's not like you don't eat enough an
YTP Vs. Capcom: Mama LuigiYTP Vs. Capcom: Mama Luigi4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That's Mama Luigi to you (Opponent name). *wheeze*
Hey (Partner name) check out my football.
That'll teach you not to mess with my little buddy Yoshi.
I hate Tails! Why? It's because he hangs around with my mortal enemy Sonic.
Good job Yoshi!
I'm Luigi, and plumbing's my game and, I'm not like Mario who gets all the fame.
(Vs. Hotel Mario) Nah, you can't be Mario. Mario doesn't like toast at all. He prefers something like pizza, and lasagna.
(Vs. Robotnik) Hey Eggface, what makes you think you can on a Mario brother? You can't even take care of that shrimp Sonic.
(Vs. Self) Mario? Is that you? You suddenly lost a lot of weight and you're about the same height as me.
(Vs. Weegee) Forget it Weegee! I'm not going to give up Yoshi just so you can turn him into Yushee.
(Vs. The King) You want to talk about dinner? Boy, you almost make Mario look like he is on a diet.
(Vs. Morshu) Do you have a used TV? I don't want to spend too much money on Rock Tv.
(Vs. SpongeBob) I don't thin
Lost Video Game Villains: Master Hand + Crazy HandLost Video Game Villains: Master Hand + Crazy Hand2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Master Hand and Crazy Hand
Title: The Gatekeepers
Goal: Keeping the characters in the Super Smash Bros. world from ever escaping
Current Whereabouts: Final Destination
The Super Smash Bros. world, also known as the World of Trophies, is a magical place where heroes and villains across multiple universes live and breathe as if there were no boundaries ever separating them, coexisting in a strange peace where everything is settled only within the confines of battle. But behind this wondrous facade, the player is only allowed to see so much and cannot join them or otherwise have these heroes join the confines of other worlds on their own. The reason for this is not because the two worlds cannot coexist with one another; it’s because there is somebody that really does not want to see the two worlds converge. That individual is Master Hand and, by association, his brother, Crazy Hand. The identity of these creatures is something that no character in an
Merry Christmas, LuigiLuigi's PoVMerry Christmas, Luigi1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
Christmas was just a day away. I laid in my bed, unable to fall asleep like a child waiting to catch Santa Claus in the act. I had all my gifts picked out for Mario, Princess Peach and especially Daisy, and I couldn't wait to give their presents to them.
A few weeks ago, I told Mario I was staying at my mansion for a week, but instead I journeyed around Sarasaland to locate a secret temple. In that temple I made my way past many traps, a few I barely escaped from, monsters in hordes and even a giant guardian snake in order to find what I had been looking for.
The Fire Ruby of Unlimited Power. It was said that whoever held the amulet around their neck would be able to power up at any time, and normal attacks would not cause it to power down. The reason why I risked my life to get this for Mario was because not too long ago we were fighting King Bowser once again, everything was going fine until Mario had lost his fire power up because of a sneak attack by a goomba. If he had
Shepard love affair part1It was early morning, the Normandy docked at the Citadel. Shepard was awoken by EDI; he was having a nightmare about the Collector base and was not sorry for the AI's intrusion.Shepard love affair part15 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Shepard, incoming transmission for you in the comm. room. The signature is not Cerberus or council." EDI said.
"Do you know who it is?" Shepard asked swinging his legs off the bed.
"The signature is that of the Alliances Operator Chief Ashley Williams"
"What?" Shepard asked in surprise "You must be mistaken"
"I am rarely wrong Shepard" EDI replied and Shepard sighed. He dressed quickly and looked at Miranda. If Ash wanted to pick up where they left off she would be disappointed. He wanted to take Miranda with him but decided against it, she didn't need any unnecessary stress at the moment. He stepped into the elevator and took it down to CIC.
"Good morning Commander" Kelly smiled from her panel.
"Morning Kelly" Shepard said stifling a yawn. "If anyone asks where I am, tell them I'm in the comm. room."