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Gamer Haiku IVHere's the infectionGamer Haiku IV2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Cure it by throwing matching
pills into this jar
Gamer Haiku IIf you eat mushroomsGamer Haiku I2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
you will grow and gain powers
Little plumber guy
Chimera: A Garrus/Shepard RomanceCHAPTER 3: FRIENDChimera: A Garrus/Shepard Romance1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The doors of Liara's office slid open again.
Still in her chair facing the console, Liara sighed, "Sera, I …."
He cleared his throat, not wanting her to say anything further, making sure she knew it wasn't Shepard.
Liara gasped, quickly turning around in her chair. "Garrus! I – I'm sorry. I thought…"
"Yes, I know what you thought Liara," he said roughly as he slowly settled into the chair that just held Shepard.
"What can I do for you Garrus?" she said pleasantly.
He wasn't exactly sure what he wanted from Liara but he knew he wanted answers. Shepard hurrying so quickly from Liara's office alarmed him.
On my own EP.7 pt.1On my own EP.7 pt.110 months ago in Drama More Like This
On my own
Episode 7: The final fight pt.1
When Luig awoke he was in Bowser's throne room and he was chained to the floor on his knees and then he heard Mario "Mario?!" but it wasn't the Mario who tried to kill him it was his brother Mario and so was the other they were in cages and they weren't trying to kill him he tried to get up and walk closer to Maio the chains held him back "Luigi oh thank goodness you're fine I started to really worry that Bowser's clones would kill you" "wait a mintue clones?" "you didn't know they were just fake us" Timpani said then Mario got closer to see Luigi better and when he did he was scared for his littl
12 Days of Mushroom ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas12 Days of Mushroom Christmas4 years ago in Humor More Like This
my true love gave to me.
A fire breathing Koopa just for me.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Two famous plumbers
(Mario: Letsa go!)
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Three dazzling ladies.
(Peach: Oh thank you hehe!)
Two famous plumbers
And I fire breathing Koopa just for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Four exploding bombs
(Wario: WAHHHHH! *explodes*)
Three dazzling lades
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave
SSI3DL - Game Review of New Super Mario Bros. 2SSI3DL - Game Review of New Super Mario Bros. 21 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Well, E3 just came and went, and now it's time for me to start looking at some of the games that were presented. With these reviews, I'm only gonna be focusing on Nintendo's games, so don't get mad if your favorite games at E3 didn't make it here.
The first game I'm looking at is New Super Mario Bros. 2. This one is turning out to be a most anticipated title, as it doesn't only return to the sidescrolling days of the NES (like the other two games), but it also features the return of the Super Leaf. And to my delight, the Leaf works the exact same way as it did in Mario 3. Also, since it's on the 3DS, the graphics look very impressive.
It wa
NZ Extinction Easter Egg - Destroy 115!Nazi Zombies Extinction Map: Easter Egg – Destroy Element 115NZ Extinction Easter Egg - Destroy 115!8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Once you start the map, you will hear the ghostly voice of Dr. Michael Kelbourne or Dr. Valentina Belinski (depends on what time of day it is. For example, if it's in the morning where you live, you get Michael's voice. If it's night-time, you get Valentina's voice) saying, "Hurry! You must restore the power! The machine must be configured and this meteor must be destroyed!"
2. Once the power is restored, you must head to the Control Room. One of the computers will have Dennis Nedry on the screen saying "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!" You must get
TLoS: Warlord Takeo Ch. 24Opening the flap, Takeo stepped out into the village and was greeted, much to his surprise, by a crowd that had gathered infront of the storage hut. Every single one of them had a look of curiosity and horror on their faces. He had never seen so many cheetahs before and there looked to be more than what the village looked like it could physically support.TLoS: Warlord Takeo Ch. 241 year ago in Settings More Like This
As he looked into the gathered crowd, he could see all the warrior cheetahs that had helped defend against the Shadus cheetah assault and along with other slimmer looking cheetahs. Their breasts were portruding out, making bulges on their robes so, the human had guessed these were the femal
Takeo's Extinction QuotesTakeo Extinction QuotesTakeo's Extinction Quotes1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Arriving to Isla Nublar
"Holy Shit…..where are we now?" – Takeo when the game starts
"Jurassic Park? What do they have in here? Godzilla?" – Takeo when the game starts (reference to Jurassic Park when Dr. Ian Malcolm drives through the Jurassic Park tour gate and says "What do they have in there? King Kong?")
"New destination. New honor." – Takeo when the game starts
"Takeo is not in Japan anymore." – Takeo when the game starts
"Uh-oh….Takeo has that "we-just-time-traveled" feeling again in his stomach!" – Takeo when the game starts
"Jurassic Park? Takeo needs to get a T-Shirt
DGW: Tank Vs. CarlosDGW: Tank Vs. Carlos2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tank Vs. Oliveira
Tank Dempsey: Brutal War Hero and Marine, who slaughter enemy soldiers by the dozen and zombies by the waves.
Carlos Oliveira: the witty but strong willed mercenary who survived through the nation wide pandemic.
WHO-IS-DEADLIEST
Tank Dempsey:
Age- 36
Height- 6'2''
Weight- 180 lb.
Game- CoD: Nazi Zombies
Carlos Oliveira:
Age- 21
Height- 6'0''
Weight- 183 lb.
Game- Resident Evil
Tank will teach Carlos a little lesson with:
Bowie Knife (Short Range)
Predator Commando (Mid Range)
Barracuda FU-A11 MG42(Long Range)
Stick Grenade (Exposive)
Zeus Cannon (Special)
While Carlos will return the favor with:
Combat K
TLoS: Warlord Takeo Ch. 12"I need to leave. Hunter and Zaroth are no doubt waiting for me." Takeo told Ignitus as he was closing the bag he brought with him.TLoS: Warlord Takeo Ch. 122 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Very well. What should I tell the others?" Ignitus looked over to the other dragons. They were all at the table, eating meat, cheese and talking to each other about different things, like their childhoods or things they would like to do when the crisis is resolved.
"Tell them I left to explore the lands. It's not the full truth, but does include some of it." Takeo looked at the others as well, then back to Ignitus. "It'll do. I don't want them wanting to follow me around."
"Very well. Be safe Takeo." I
TLoS: World at War Ch. 46The flight had been very uneventful. The humans and Zoidius had enjoyed some pleasant conversation here and there. It was through these conversations that Zoidius had learned some of their past lives.TLoS: World at War Ch. 462 years ago in Settings More Like This
"I became a Marine in 1942. That was four years ago. The Japs bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbor and I was eager to get back at them. So, I move out of my house in Illinois and I joined. Training was hard, and my drill instructor was a complete asshole. I dreamed of just being able to put a bullet in his leg to shut him up. But, if I did that, I would
TLoS: World at War Ch. 45"How much longer?" groaned Sparx.TLoS: World at War Ch. 452 years ago in Settings More Like This
"I don't know! Quit asking!" Spyro replied impatiently with a clack of his teeth. It has been two hours since their battle with the statues and the path they were walking along seemed to have no end. Richtofen was starting to groan as well.
"Zis had better be vorth it!" Richtofen's boots were killing his feet and he had longed to massaged them.
Spyro could see that Takeo was starting to show signs of irritation both from the endless path and Sparx's constant whining. By some miracle, Takeo had shown incredible patience, until now. His face was starting put on a sour look and he would occasionly put his
TLoS: World at War Ch. 39"Well, as I said, we're travellers. We're heading to Warfang." said Zoidius. He didn't feel good about lying, but had he told them the real reasons, the villagers might not want them to stay, and they need the rest.TLoS: World at War Ch. 392 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Warfang is quite a long ways away. Where did you come from?" asked Kala, lying down on the grass. The other dragons lost all suspicion and gathered around the three visitors. Some of the hatchlings came up to Nikolai and sniffed him.
"You smell funny..." squeaked a hatchling with sky blue scales.
"That would be the vodka...I think..." Nikolai took a deep breath. "Yeah, that would be the vodka."
Zoidius and Dempsey sat
TLoS: World at War Ch. 38"Where we headed?" Dempsey called. They have been flying for two hours and yet, they were still hovering above the void.TLoS: World at War Ch. 382 years ago in Settings More Like This
"To a village due west of here. We will rest there and then search for Cynder." Zoidius called back.
"Wait...how the hell do you know where it is if we're in some sort of empty space?" he asked.
"For the past hour or so, I've been scanning with my mind crystal for any other life out here. About twenty minutes ago, I detected the minds of some dragons from the village I mentioned."
Dempsey looked confused, but said, "Hell, I don't care anymore.
Mass Effect Cataclysm ProloguePrologueMass Effect Cataclysm Prologue3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Accessing Alliance Database...
Username: T'SoniL
Password: ********
Security Clearance: Alpha
Accessing Alliance Soldier Database...
Name: Lucas Andrew Shepard
Age: 24
Race: Human
Birth Place: Alavult, Rannoch
Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Combat Proficiency: Adept
Weapon Training:
-Pistol
-Submachine Gun
-Sniper Rifle
-Katana
-Heavy Weapons
Combat Training:
-Quarian Martial Arts
-Krav Maga
Biotic Abilities:
-Barrier
-Warp
-Singularity
-Throw
-Shockwave
-Charge
-Warp Ammo
-Pull
-Form Manipulation
Psychological Profile:
-Diplomatic
-Strong Moral Foundation
-Ability to Cope with Loss
-Open-Mindfulness of
I Failed, But You Won'tA rumble is heard in the darkness. Light fills the dark hanger as its doors opened revealing five silhouettes. They entered the hanger to gasp at a large ship that lay before them.I Failed, But You Won't3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Look at that!" one of them exclaimed. "Th-This is probably going to be one of the greatest discoveries in galactic history!"
"Don't get ahead of yourself," the team lead chided. "We still need to investigate this vessel. See what condition it's in. Then we can report our findings."
"Still think it works after all this time?" another asked.
"Who knows? Even knowing the composite of its armor could be beneficial, but by the looks of it, this ship was left here t
Chapter 1: Out of my LeagueChapter 1: Out of my League1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter 1: Out of my League: Welcome to Summoner's Rift!
"Gwah!" I groaned as I stumbled and hit the cold hard ground. Out of some goddess' spite, I ended up getting warped into different dimensions and realities. Each world was unique and each time I ended up in a world where my presence is terribly unwelcome. How many years has it been already? A few centuries? I can't remember. All I know is that I am lucky to be immortal and that I need to find my way back.
"I will get you back for this, Kioku, I swear!"
Looking around, I found that I was in some tall brush of the sorts. I took a peek outside and I saw that I was in some maze like fiel
Preying Mantis, Psycho Mantis HIDEOPreying Mantis, Psycho Mantis5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Thoughts, not of my own
So overwhelming, yet meaningless
Not a single word, left to be unremembered
Just a single utter of the name I still hear
A hymn to a god long banned
Cemeteries of secular stone
My mother, rested beneath cold dirt
To me, the only god I have ever known
With her final day
She gave me
The very thing she lost
From the bed
Of which I lay my head
Nestled against the pillow
As if it was the warm breast
Of the one who birthed me
I heard the thoughts
Of the only other I loved
Only to know
The bond was not mutual
Father
I
Never Going Back- Ch. 2I will find a cure, I have too....Never Going Back- Ch. 210 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That's all I could tell myself so I wouldn't give up and let this disease take my little sister, Jackie, too. My crossbow has been loaded ever since I found this little brown house. I always had it by me in case we were breached by the sick. I have taken all the precautions to keep her safe from that hell of world outside this two bedroom house. I boarded up all the windows and doors, I even put blankets over any opening that could let light show someone is here. We are running low on canned food and Jackie needs help. The time is 0700 and today is the day we are leaving to take our long journey to Kansas.
Megaman RapMegaman Rap4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
In the year of 200X, a Super Robot named "Megaman" was created. Dr.Light created Megaman to stop the evil desires of Dr.Wily. However, after his defeat, Dr. Wily created eight of his own robots to counter Megaman.
I'm a super fightin robot from the year 2010 on a quest from Dr.Light to make the city safe again, see all these robots were created to make the planet safe til Dr.Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place, Dr.Wily had other plans to take over this bitch, Re-Programmed my brother and stole all them shitz, My Name is Megaman, on my jet dog rush, got a cannon arm for Y'all to keep your mouth shut c'mon!
Ve Interupt your pro
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors Ch 3Humorous drabble series:Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors Ch 36 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
Ah, a very interesting psychological experiment here, this 'fanfiction'! *cackles* My trusty lab assistant has written a program to scrape all the Bleach content from the fanfiction dot net website, all 66,274 stories of it, and input it into our databases here in the Twelfth Division. I have made some fascinating discoveries. (And indeed, some fodder for blackmail… *rubs hands together* …that should assist us with those pesky budgetary difficulties we've been having ever since the 'incident' where soutaichou regrettably discovered the purpo
Into a Million PiecesI think I'veInto a Million Pieces1 month ago in Emotional More Like This
finally figured out
why I'm so damn scared
of the word
"boyfriend"
I think it's because
not even a year ago
he broke me
I lost control
and now I don't trust
those who title themselves
with that word
It was too much
too fast
and now
when he touches her
I shudder
I feel sick
when a boy
asks me out
because
it won't be the same
anymore
I'm fine to be close friends
as long as that word
is never said
We can joke
about commitment and
marriage
but never
ever
say that word
Or I'll run away
forever.
Sta.sh
