SiriRem DRABBLES1. IRONYSiriRem DRABBLES5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You need more brown makeup "
"Sirius, remind me again why you're forcing me to be a WEREWOLF for Halloween?"
"Because the irony is hilarious."
2. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Remus spent the rest of the early morning tending to Sirius's fresh wounds silently. The animagus tried to start conversation, but the werewolf only replied with simple, one-worded answers.
"Sorry I bloodied you up. Again."
"It's fine, occupational hazard."
"I want to argue about paint."
"Regular couples argue about paint, I want to argue about paint."
"Yes, Sirius, regular just-married couples who actually care about that kind of thing."
"I wonder if putting stickers on my wand would affect my magic."
"It would affect how gay you are, Pads."
5. NIGHT SWEATS
Remus can never sleep the night before a full moon. He stays up all night, shivering among cold dampness, worried about who he'll hurt tomorrow. He squeezes his eyes shut, tryin
AmericaXYoungReader: Heroes and Villains“Come back tomorrow, okay?”AmericaXYoungReader: Heroes and Villains2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I will!” you assured your best friend, hopping off the stoop of her home.
“Alright. See you tomorrow.”
“Yeah, you too. Goodnight!”
It was almost eleven o’clock as you headed home after a day of playing—no, hanging out with your best friend. At almost ten, you really needed to remind yourself to start talking more like a big kid, or else you’d still call being out with friends a play-date as an adult. Like your mom. So embarrassing.
Your friend watched you from her front porch to make sure you got home safely. It wasn’t that you lived in a bad neighborhood, but one can never be too careful. It was something your parents always did when either of you were heading home from the other’s house, and now your parents trusted you to do the same. No big deal.
You walked on the left sidewalk of the street under the comforting light of the street lamps. Y
War with CupidAgain I draw the battle linesWar with Cupid5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
As I've done such countless times
With Cupid and his bow and arrow
Hoping in vain that somehow
I might just win the warring
And avoid his wanton shooting
But no matter what I try to do
To avoid his barbs - why can't he shoo!
They always strike! Alas! Alack!
Stabbing arrows into the tiniest crack
In my carefully applied armour
I fall badly for the wrong paramour
Cupid why just once can't you miss?
Not leave me longing for a kiss
I'd rather be lonely than in heartbreak
Sickly sweet love near gives me toothache
So February the fourteenth just for fun
Against Cupids bow I draw a gun
And try to shoot the messenger
Failure I just end up loves blind passenger
Cupid the victor I fall head over heel
A slave to this love emotion I feel
Once more I sent out cards signed 'anon'
Next year I'll try using a cannon
You Still Have All Of MeYou Still Have All Of Me3 years ago in Romance More Like This
In a hill, breeze flew the fallen leaves away from the Earth, as if to erase the evidence of the autumn. Yellowed trees tried to hold the last of their lives before fell asleep under the blanket of snow. The chill of the winter crept slowly, casted out the very little warmth that the summer had left behind. Grey clouds adorned the sky hiding the sun behind. And in the center of all that, a lone figure stood in front of an equally lone tombstone.
Draco Malfoy brushed his pale hand on the top of the stone. He stared at the beautiful calligraphy crafted on the stone, as he always did in this time of the years. Here rest Harry Potter, the calligraphy said, Born July, 31 1980. Died October, 31 1998. The Selfless Hero, Loyal Friend, and Loving Husband. And like all those four years, tears filled Draco's eyes at the sight of the lone tombstone. He fell to his knees as the sobs began to pour from his pale lips. His shoulder shook as the pain once again escaped from his wounde
Babs Seed Guitar Tab-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Babs Seed Guitar Tab3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
BABS SEED - Daniel Ingram
MLP Characters Copyright Hasbro/DHX
Tabbed by DaringDashie.deviantart.com
Based on a comment on MandoPony's cover version
Comments, corrections and suggestions welcome.
[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Eb Cm Gm Ab
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Eb Cm Gm Bb
First, we thought that Babs was so really really sweet
Eb Cm Gm Bb
A new friend to have and it seemed like such a treat
Eb Cm Bb Cm
But then, we fou
Eridan x reader - harpoon part 2Eridan x reader - harpoon part 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
Eridan x reader - Harpoon part 2
In your unconscious state, you began to dream. A dream that seemed...much too real for your liking. A troll, had saved your from the cold harsh waters and brought you back to your hive; where your lusus was waiting now awake. The troll rushed you inside and bandaged you up with the help of your lusus. They were speaking...but you couldn't make out what they were saying. The young troll looked at you, his eyes seeming to pierce your soul.
....And then you woke up.
You sit up in an instant and regret it; yelping in pain and quickly lying back again. "A-Agh....what..." you look at your shoulder, seeing that there was a gauze wrapping from your neck all the way down to your wrist on your right arm; so the gauze could be applied on better angle. You blink and look around; taking in your surroundings. You were back in your bedroom, but not in your recuperacoon. You were on the couch that you pointlessly placed on the side of you room when you moved here.
Fish Legs - 1It was around midnight as the proud captain let his legs dangle over the edge of his vessel, staring down into the water which cradled his ship like an infant against its mother's breast. He let out a short sigh as he stared down into the waters, feeling nostalgic.Fish Legs - 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
However, his water had been disturbed. By the creak of a ship a little form found himself gazing upward towards the partly clouded sky. Rays of moonlight were sore to him; he wasn't at all used to the surface. But conversing with the blob-fish down below had become a bore for the once sunken cabin boy. He could see two feet hover some distance above the water and he crept upwards to take a closer look. The crown of his head poked out of the swaying waves; though he dared not move further yet.
Little henna tattoos decorated the soles of the man on the surface’s feet as they hung overboard, intricate and flowery designs crawled up his ankles and separated into little speckles and dots. He looked mighty bored and had no s
Jake x Reader - Life Adventure - Chapter TwoJake hiked up the treacherous mountain, relying on his careful steps and his hiking stick to help him. If this was a regular adventure, he would’ve maybe asked for help from his fellow adventurer, Dirk Strider. However, this was no regular adventure, and if he asked for help from someone else, it just wouldn’t be the same. This was something that Jake had to do on his own to show how much he loved [Name].Jake x Reader - Life Adventure - Chapter Two2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Soon enough, he was able to make to up the slope. He turned around to take in the beautiful view. He wished that everyone else would give up their days to go adventuring and see views such as this. He then turned back to the path that lay ahead of him. There was the entrance to a dark cave. He knew what was really inside the cave; not bats or spiders, but crystals. More specifically, the crystal he needed, and he would get it no matter what.
Jake took a deep breath and began his walk into the cave. He examined the walls as he walked. They were completely covered in beautif
New life Part 1Your a teenage girl currently moving from California to Texas. Your moving to "start a new" as your mother would say. You didn't have the best time growing up in California. You had a "accident" when you were a young girl that took your hearing .New life Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Many of the children would laugh at your handicap . Even if you couldn't hear what they were saying it still hurt you. So after a few years your mother thought moving would be good for you.
You had changed a lot from being a young girl. You use to love nature and wildlife. You would just sit outside for hours listening to the birds sing. Now that's all just a memory. Now you stay inside all day alone and sad.
You didn't take a plane to Texas your family decided to make it a road trip. Your sitting looking out the window enjoying the few. That's all you can do now is enjoy seeing things.
Since your accident you've learned a lot about things. You learned how to read lips instead of hearing. it took awhile but you got the hang of it.You see thing
(Name): Faint Dramatically [READER x SOMEONE](Name): Faint Dramatically [READER x SOMEONE]3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
[A/N]: I suggest listening to this ( http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=baXkvm52j_0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbaXkvm52j_0 ) when reading the dream bubble scene. (It's right after the "I know because (Name)'s strong" part.)
[(Name): Faint Dramatically]
You fall to the floor in a heap, hair strewn about the cream colored tile, eyes shut but obviously moving beneath the lids.
[==> Be the Other Girl]
You have a name, douchebag!
Two beings behind you walk up, placing one of their hands on each of your shoulders. The one with her hair pulled back with chopsticks speaks first, "夢の泡が私たちを呼び出し母クソ、くそったれです。彼女はセクシーなクソの一部が利用助けたいと考えています."
Dave X Reader [CRACK]Dave X Reader [CRACK]3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You turned around, seeing the one and only Dave Strider. ... Without his shades. Your eyes widened. "D- Dave, where are your shades!?"
He lunged towards you and gripped your shoulders. He whispered with a twitch of the eye, "Freaking imps, maaaaaaaan."
"... Are you alright?"
"No," Dave whispered, his face nearing yours. "I'm Dave."
Not even a single sound let alone a syllable was uttered from you.
"[Name]?" Dave asked, still whispering. "[Name], are you dead? Hey. Hey. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey."
Right then, Bro somersaulted into the room and shut the door, throwing Lil Cal at you and Dave and snapping a picture with a camera. Then, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everyone did the dinosaur.
Homestuck Land TestSo, it's finally arrived!Homestuck Land Test3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
First off, this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than the title test in the way this will work. In fact, this really isn't much of a test. It's more of a guide to creating a land based on your/your fan character's personality.
As such, this is not going to give you a straight answer! You will have to use your imagination to create the actual land.
The test instead tells you the "feel" of your land and the quest of your land!
So, enough rambling, lets get started!
First off is the "Feel" of your world!
This is based on the FIRST word of your personalDNA result!
personalDNA test here: http://www.personaldna.com/
Once you have your result, go here to see the feel of your world: http://tinyurl.com/FeelofLand
Now, for your land's quest, you'll need to take the MBTI, or the Myers Briggs test.
Found here: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm
Don't worry, there aren't 16 different quest types. There are only 4!
If you are a Guardian (You have both S a
New life part 2~the next day~New life part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
You wake up thr next morning groggy and hungry. You sit up in bed and look around to shake the sleepiness out of your eyes. You see that well you were asleep your mother had moved your boxes into your room. You wiggle your way to the edge of your bed and slip off . You make your way over to the boxes and begin unpack.
After setting up your clothes, pictures, and drawings you decide its time for breakfast. You walk yourself downstairs keeping yo
Ur eyes out for your mothers location. When you looked everywhere you find your mom in the kitchen unpacking plates. She turns to you when you take a seat in front of the breakfast bar.
"good morning." she says with a comforting smile.
That smile was always a sign of happiness for you. She would give you that smile whenever she knew you needed it. She cares for you more then anything. You love your mom and your glad shes there for you. You return your mother's smile as best you can.
" morning ."
Your mother walks
Sollux x Troll!Reader Love Virus part 1==> Enter nameSollux x Troll!Reader Love Virus part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dirty whale whore
==>Haha try again
Nice try smart ass
Your name is ( First ) (Last) . Your a (b/c) blooded troll and you have a large amount of interest .
==> Explore interest
You have a large amount of horrible horror movies. You take pleasure in laughing at the stupidity of each and every movie. You also have a large computer set in which you use for hacking, coding, and reading the accasional fanficitions. Your an amauter hacker. You get alot of shit from your friend Sollux Captor about your hacking skills. You two fight on a regular bases , yet you two are inseperable . Even if captor gets on your nerves you have a huge flushed crush on said troll.
==> Be trolled by twinArmageddons
Well speak of the devil look who is pestering you. You make your way over to your fancy office chair and flop into the sit.
chumHandle [CH] begin trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
TA: 2up ___
CH: 0h h3y s0llux wh4ts up ?
TA: nothiing just making better codes then you .
==> Take a moment to
Kankri x Reader Ch2 After your brief conversation with Kankri, your time in the library was filled with silence and daydreams for you while he did what you assume is homework.Kankri x Reader Ch22 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were periodically checking your watch to ensure you were not late. At 4:30 exactly you were to leave the library, not a minute late or soon. It then takes you 5 minutes to walk from the library to the parking lot in which your mom parks in the same spot every day. She loves an organized and planned schedule down to the single minute, sometimes even seconds. You have no clue how your puts up with her. You at least get a break because of school, your parents are business partners and go everywhere together.
You look at your watch just as it strikes 4:29 PM. You begin to gather your things and stand by the door. Upon reaching the door, you intensely stare at your watch. ‘Gotta make Mom happy and follow her crazy procedures.’ You don’t notice Kankri come up behind you.
JakexReaderxDave: Different Can be a Good Thing #1#33- SportsJakexReaderxDave: Different Can be a Good Thing #13 years ago in Romance More Like This
You had to admit that being an athlete had it's perks. You saw how the other athletes used them to their advantage, but you never had any interest in flouting the fact that your an athlete. The way you saw doing that was that is was a cheap way of making oneself seem popular and what not. Which to you was just stupid and idiotic. Your name is (First) (Last) and you are a star runner for your high school, but you usually keep it on the down low as much as possible. You are a Sophomore in high school and are not the most social person in the world. But you definitely have a good group of friends that you've managed to keep and stay together with since about the beginning of 8th grade. Your friends were John, Dave, Rose, Jade, Karkat, and Nepeta. You all were in odd bunch. But it was more like a family kind of thing.
Today you woke up at your normal time and got yourself ready for school. The morning went as well as m
Reader X The Midnight Crew: Intermission Boxcars was teased constantly by Slick for having spent the night at your place... It had been a dingy place, really. Not at all the kind of place he thought you deserved to live at. I mean, you didn't even have a land-line....Reader X The Midnight Crew: Intermission3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That was the only reason why Slick didn't tease Boxcars about not getting your number.
It's okay, though. Boxcars made plenty sure that Slick got an ear-full about faking-out with Sweetheart in an alley-way... Though, the two of them insisted that the fake-out had been just that; fake.
Boxcars didn't buy it for a moment.
And the boss wasn't the only one who got in some action that day! Deuce and Poptart went out not an hour after the boss and his chickadee went to go “stake-out”... He could only guess that Droog and Darling were getting some quality time together.
But who did that leave Boxcars with? No one. You were obeying a request to stay home and get some sleep that day, which meant that the rest of the day; Boxcars would
Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH4][A/N: The point of view will be different in this chapter. There will be some chapters where it’s 3rd person, and some where it’s 2nd person, and maybe some in 1st person, okay? Just letting you know.]Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH4]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You walked into work with the usual gloomy look on your face. You were happy that you didn’t have to get up early in the morning like normal, but you didn’t really like work in general. You didn’t get paid that much, but at least the tips were good. Everyone always left compliments about how nice you were and how optimistic you seemed to be.
As you were about to head into the back to pick up an order pad and your apron, someone shouted for you at the counter.
“Huh?” You turned around to see Jade smiling at you. You gave the laziest smile you could. “Oh, hey Jade. What do you need?”
Jade reached into her pocket and pulled out a folded up piece of paper. She then handed it to you. “Dave’s brother came in today. He was lookin
Of Redroms, Blackroms, and Sloppy MakeoutsThis fanfic is a Dave x readerOf Redroms, Blackroms, and Sloppy Makeouts2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I'm sorry I didn't write it in the title, I ran out of space. :]
[__]: 2HANKS, COMING OVER NOW.
GC: SM3LL YOU IN A F3W
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling (trollHandle) [__]
"Karkat, we're going to Terezi's hive," (y/n) announced once she changed back into her normal clothes. Karkat grumbled.
"What. Why," he turned around so he could glare properly. The other troll rolled her eyes before leaning against the wall, her (eye color) orbs staring into the other's crimson black.
"We're going to go see can town. If you don't go, they're probably going to continue having sloppy makeouts. Do you want that?" She reasoned, before thinking about the consequences. 'Maybe I shouldn't have said that," she thought afterwards.
"WHAT. YOU DID NOT FUCKING TELL ME THIS. THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS, WE ARE SO GOING THERE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME DOUCHEBAGS TO BEAT TO PULP," Karkat yelled, scowling as he stood and stalked out the door. (y/n) groaned.
Eridan: Have a rap off with DaveYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!Eridan: Have a rap off with Dave3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: shh it's okay
▼: striders here now
▲: shit thins are just all better noww arent they
▲: i remember you
▲: youre that other stupid human
▼: and youre another angry grey kid who cant type worth a damn
▲: i am so fuckin pissed noww i wwasnt expectin to havve to deal wwith you of evveryone
▲: youre not evven all that impressivve i dont knoww wwhat tavv and gam wwere all wworked
▼: as far as im aware i havent done anything in particular to you personally
▼: if youre dead set on changing that im sure we can work something out
▼: but for know why dont you just explain whats got your panties in a wad
▲: fuck you ivve learned my lesson in inclinin my interests towwards any human
▲: all you evver do is take advvantage of my generosity and go out of your goddamn wway to
piss me off
▲: but im prepared noww
▲: you wwill l
(Name): Proceed To Next Dream Bubble (Reader X...)(Name): Proceed To Next Dream Bubble (Reader X...)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
[A/N]: IT HAS BEEN MOTHERFUCKING FOREVER.
And for that, I apologize.
But now I'm on Christmas/Winter Break, and I decided to give you guys an extra long chapter to make up for it.
[(Name): Proceed To Next Dream Bubble]
As you floated through space-time/dream bubble/what the fuck is this plce, the two Trolls next to you, you decided to ask them about why they're here. Aradia, the one with her hair down, talked first.
"Well, Miss (Name), we honestly have no idea. We just... apperafied here one day." Aradia shook her head, but she looked back up at you, her orange and burgundy colored eyes welling with... blood? You gasped, and Aradia touched her eyes. She gave a small laugh at your reaction, but you kicked forward to wipe the bloody tears away. For some reason, you felt that you could trust these two Trolls, even though you haven't known them for too long.
"Are you okay!?" you asked worriedly. "You're crying blood!" Looking over at Damara, you asked, "Is this norma
A Club Called SBURB Chapter 1The adrenaline coursed through your veins as the sound of the music took over your senses. You only heard the beat of the bass vibrating your whole being. The smell of the sweat and alcohol and sex in the air, your large rounded eyes only seeing instantaneous bursts of the movements of those under you- each moment tinted a vibrant color and synced perfectly with the music. The music rocks the entirety of your whole being and boy did your react to it…. Well your body did at least and it did it well. The inhale and exhale of breath may have been considered lightly labored panting but dancing is what you'd done your whole life. Besides your dance area was surprisingly chilled due to the building having state of the art everything. But that was beside the point.A Club Called SBURB Chapter 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
Tonight you had planned on chilling at home, soaking your feet then later that night try out that new nail polish you bought a few nights ago. A nice shade of violet that looked matte under some light then changed when it was