
Warcraft Chatroom - Part 4Warcraft Chatroom - Part 42 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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StormwindLion: I still can't believe you did that in Takkar's shed!
WrynnJr: To be fair... I didn't know it was scooted backwards two feet.
StormwindLion: .......... /sigh
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SheWolfDK: If Jaina asks... I'm out smashing mailboxes!!
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StormwindLion: ......
ObviouslyJP: Why are there dead orcs all over my front lawn!?!
StormwindLion: Varian uses Banhammer!
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StormwindLion: It's super effective!
WrynnJr: lmao
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Warcraft Chatroom - Part 2Warcraft Chatroom - Part 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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Cute-n-Shy: Greetings, your Majesty.
StormwindLion: Tonks... call me Varian.
Cute-n-Shy: Okay... I mean if you want me to.
StormwindLion: Tonks...
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SheWolfDK: Thanks for telling me about the trip to Olive Garden.
StormwindLion: Sorry, it was last minute... but you missed the clumsy waitress dumping the Soup of the Day all over Garrosh's lap.
SheWolfDK: Come on! I can't witness Garrosh in pain one time! Just one time!
Cute-n-Shy: Oh, please don't start fighting...
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ForTheHorde: DON'T WORRY, I RECOVERED FROM THE THRID-DEGR
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L.B.t.H - Part 13L.B.t.H - Part 131 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Five years. Five agonizing years have passed.
Death-Howl watched the mindless undead lurch about the place. Being away from Arthas made him some-what normal. "If only you knew that you are just pawns." The worgen growled, rising to his hind legs. The lupine walked around as a man, sniffing his surroundings and growling at the lower rank death knights. Cannon-fodder he called them.
Glaecia left them a few weeks back to return home. Death-Howl didn't know his his friend was okay, or even alive for that matter. He still had Liyara. The woman he was lusting madly for.
Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Liyara walked o

A Way to Put Tiffin Wrynn In-Game-Somewhere in Pandaria-A Way to Put Tiffin Wrynn In-Game1 year ago in Drama More Like This
*A massive battle has happened between the Horde and Alliance, Varian is knocked unconscious and the battered Prince Anduin is left alone with Garrosh*
Garrosh: *Gorehowl is gleaming with blood* So, this is where the heir of the Alliance shall die with his father.... pathetic.
Anduin: *tries to get to his feet, but his stepped on by Garrosh to hold him in place*
Garrosh: Daddy would be so displeased that his only son failed like a weakling in combat.
Anduin: *grunts in pain* Will my death really satisfy you? All you'll accomplish his making my father and Aunt Jaina more angry... and you thought the aggression was

Holding Onto Heaven Varian opened his eyes again and attempted a smile. "No. It is I who am sorry... for not seeing earlier what you are.... what you have always been. I'm so proud.... that you are my son." Varian reached up with his bloody hand and touched his son's face, leaving a bloody smear. "Do not mourn for me. This has always been my fate.... don't let it be yours." With that, Varian's arm and body fell limp.Holding Onto Heaven1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The fallen king was enveloped in darkness. He felt no more pain, no more sadness, no more.... anything. The only thing he could feel was something warm and comforting. A faint glow of ligh
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Warcraft Chatroom - Part 5Warcraft Chatroom - Part 52 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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FortheHorde: ASSHOLE
StormwindLion: Gary-sue
FortheHorde: GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
StormwindLion: I have... twice. Read the comics.
FortheHorde: YOU'RE JUST SOME ALLIANCE DOG TRYING TO GET UNDER MY SKIN.
StormwindLion: ..... woof
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StormwindLion: Damn, now who am I suppose to pick on?
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StormwindLion: Hey, Richie!
MoonclawDK: Which one of my siblings have you punted off your balcony now?
StormwindLion: Matthias, but that's not the point. And thanks for the Garrosh pinata at the party... but still, the one at Echo Islands was bette
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Thalias: part 32Thalias: part 321 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a peaceful evening in Dalaran. Gentle grey clouds rolled across the starry sky. Varian had went to the tavern with an old friend to watch her compete in drinking contests.
Ruki leaned against the balcony and looked up at the sky.
Thalias, as a cat, jumped up on the railing. "I want to go flying."
"So do I..." Ruki sighed heavily. "Go get your saddle and meet me on Krasus' Landing."
Thalias' tail wiggled with glee as she lept off the railing and turned into a dragon and glided down to the stables.
Ruki smiled and headed to the Krasus' landing, the long way.
On her way there she walked past the ta

Thalias: part 33Thalias: part 331 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ruki rattled the tight, rusty chains that bounded her to the wall. Ruki's body shook but not out of fear. It was the lack of food, water, and sleep. She looked down at her feet and wept silently.
The clang of metal armor came.
Ruki's eyes widen in sheer terror as she desperately tried to break the chains.
A dark cackle came. "Foolish night elf." The Lich King sneered.
Ruki froze.
"I find myself being bored." The Lich King cracked his knuckles.
"Please... no..." Ruki weakly sobbed.
"Enough!" His voice boomed through the chamber as he took of his helmet. "Now...." The Lich King leaned in towards he

L.B.t.H - Part 5L.B.t.H - Part 51 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Richard sighed heavily, leaning against his axe for chopping wood. Even though it was a chilly morning, the work and strain for chopping firewood had cause Richard to slip off his shirt, revealing his torso which thinly rippled with muscles. He wiped his brow and sat down on the chopblock. He panted slightly, and then decided that this would be enough wood to last the family for a while. He loaded up his morning of work into a cart, and slapped his horse on the rear.
The mare, Richard's mount named Oakheart, nickered and surged forward. The wheels of the cart squalled as they too began to move. Oakheart didn't even strain to pull t

Thalias: Part 17Thalias: Part 172 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Varian looked over at the grandfather clock in his inn room. It was 10:30 in the evening. "Varian?" Ruki's voice slapped him out of a fantasy he was having. She worn a silk night gown that made her almost look angellic.
"Yes?" his voice shook. He walked up to her and ran his finger down the scrape Ruki had on her face. "I'm sorry I got you into this." Ruki smiled softly and grabbed his face. Varian sat down and sighed heavily. "I should of stayed home that evening. I should of never tried to come here. I abandoned my son, you, my friends... my people."
"You didn't know what was going to happen," Ruki grabbed his hand and sat
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Warcraft Chatroom - Part 3Warcraft Chatroom - Part 32 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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WrynnJr: So, Raiven... I have something I've been meaning to tell you.
MoonclawDruid: What is it, Andy?
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WrynnJr: I think you're amazingly gifted. You're so smart and beautiful. And you always smell like spring flowers.
StormwindLion: Why thanks, son. But you should take me to dinner before you start sweet-talking me ;)
WrynnJr: Father... /facepalm
MoonclawDruid: lol
StormwindLion: What are you two doing on by yourselves, anyway?
MoonclawDruid: We were talking to Takkar about good places to have a beach party. Summer's almost over, your Majesty.
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