APH-Texting Madness 3Prussia: YOU ********************* *** *** MICKEY MOUSE *********************** BUCKET OF********************HIPPO***APH-Texting Madness 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
England: YOU *saying horrible swear words*
Mama Greece: HEY
Turkey: YO MAMA WAS SO FAT SHE DIED
Greece: THATS OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT.TT
Mama Greece: *sob*
America: OH OH OH OH~ <3
Austria: SHUT UP OR ILL PLAY THE PIANO!
Latvia: HELP ME ESTONIA RUSSIA IS AT MY DOOR!!111!1!
TexasH NO. HE'LL EXPRESS HIS ANGER WITH THE PIANO!!!11!
Austria: *plays piano even though nobody can hear and types in the note names* C B A...D...F...G....A...B...C...G....F...F...F..A...D...F...G....A...B...C...G....F...F...F..
Swiss: SHUT UP
Liecthenstiein: BROTHA THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TALK
TRNC: TURKEY ENGLAND'S BEING MEAN TO ME
Turkey: *beats the snot out of England*
TRNC: YAY PAPA SAVED ME
Fem!England: Bloody wankers...wheres that America?
The best Line Stevie Rae saidNo! I only have one more thing to say to youno matter who you fool, I want you to know I'll never believe you've changed. You're a liar, and you're really, really not nice. I have seen the white bull, and I know the Darkness you're playin' with; I know just how wacked you are. Heck, Neferet, I can see that stuff slithering 'round you right now. So. Back. The. Hell. Off.The best Line Stevie Rae said4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dialogue- Ren?Dialogue3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
- Does your heart is of stone, whether you just pretending?
- Well Everyone has feelings. You, too, I know and you too
- Do you admit to this?
- For what?
- That you have a normal heart?
- You are weird.
- Thank you So..?
- Oh Yes, I have a heart. I have a heart, and I can feel emotions. I am often consumed by my own emotions
- Which for example?
- I'm often bad Furious. Sometimes I hide my sorrow about something ......
- When I'm sad, I'm even worse When I finally attain peace of mind I can even laugh, smile
- I see
- What do you want more?
- Just one answer
- Eh Well I listen to.
- Can you love?
- Do you know what love is?
- Tell me, please.
- Yes, I know.
- And can you love?
- Can you ?
Hetalia Birthday Game: IIHetalia Birthday Game: EuropeHetalia Birthday Game: II2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(( Note: All answers are completely random. Anything relating to reality is purely coincidental, except the characters / names. That being said, enjoy by all means. ))
Month (of Birth)
January - Finland
February - Lithuania
March - Iceland
April - Switzerland
May - Poland
June - Sweden
July - Latvia
August - Netherlands
September - Denmark
October - Estonia
November - Austria
December - Norway
Day (of Birth)
1. Then gives you a hug
2. Then accidentally bitch-slaps you
3. Then suddenly trips over your foot
4. Then shows you the contents of his secretly sadistic mind
5. Then buys you a gift you've wanted for so long
6. Then sticks out his tongue at you
7. Then flirts unknowingly with you
8. Then sends a present
9. Then dies in your arms
10. Then plans a death contract with you
11. Then sends you to the authorities, for a l
Sweden x Reader -For Sale- 2Sweden x Reader -For Sale- 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sweden x Reader -For Sale- 2
"Damned Sweden...." I mumbled under my breath, packing up the last of my clothes and stuff that I would need to take to my new home.
"Hey, _____, are you ready yet? Sweden and Sealand are gonna be here soon" Boss said, knocking on the open door as he entered my room.
"Y- ya.... This is the last of it..." I pouted, zipping up the suit case.
"Aw, _____, cheer up~! I thought you love being with the Nordics and Peter~!" Boss laughed as he patted my slightly-hunched back.
"... I do.... But I already told Sweden that I wasn't for sale..." I mumbled, slightly smiling at the mention of the nordics and blushing at the thought of Sweden.
'Maybe she could be my Mama~!'.... As if... I would LOVE to raise Sealand (and help him annoy Britain), though.
The silence was broken when my boss and I heard the front door to my now-sold house ringing.
"I'll get it, _____. Just make sure you didn'
England x Reader x America : Broken PromiseBroken PromisesEngland x Reader x America : Broken Promise3 years ago in Drama More Like This
You walked down the hall with a smile painted on your face as you talked to your boyfriend, Alfred. You held his hand as he walked you to class. A kiss on your cheek when you arrived and he turned and headed to his class, not minding that he would have been late.
"You're so lucky!" you turned and saw Elizabeta staring at you in awe. "Um I am?" "Yeah! You have no idea how much that I wish that Gil would ask me out and act like Alfred does with you, but we all know that will never happen " You giggled, "You don't know." You glanced around the room seeing all the people you know, even seeing Arthur who had a look of detest on his face. You just ignored him though.
As class started, instead of writing notes for class, you wrote one for Alfred:
Hey Al! I'm here in class, bored out of my mind so I thought I would write you another note. Eliza told me that I was lucky to have you, and I know she's right.
You paused, thinking of wh
Bureau spittingThe temperature in the bureau was, for once, bearable. Inside the tiny cavity, two men sat at a counter, busily scratching away at parchment with sharpened quills. While both were tall, one man was obscured by a large white hood. Why one would wear such a hood indoors was just one of those unasked questions, but it didn't seem to bother him at all. The man had remarkable golden eyes, which were at the moment busy narrowing in concentration. His scarred lip was pulled into a grimace as he stared at his scrap of parchment intensely. The inky, sprawled letters had nothing to say to him, as it seemed. And so he returned to writing.Bureau spitting4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Across from him was the other man- who seemed much more relaxed. On his uncovered head sat an endearing tuft of black hair, somewhat matted from large amounts of time spent indoors. His chocolaty brown eyes were focused on his own piece of paper, but his quill graced it lightly, not at all rushed or anxious. The hand that guided it, his only remaining, judging f
Flip and Gorn Fan-FictionA beautiful day in Flip's house.Flip and Gorn Fan-Fiction2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Gorn: Hey Flip.
(Seven minute fight scene)
after the fight scene.
Flip: HELP ME GORN!
Epic Flip death scene.
4 minute funeral scene.
7 minutes of people crying.
10 minutes of Gorn eating Oreos.
Gorn: Oreos are awesome.
Emmelline.I've been told that my lips were always downturned, and my flushed cheeks seemed otherwise out of place amongst my ashen skin. My voice is quiet, as delicate as the rest of me, as if any louder and it would rattle my very bones. So I whisper, and silently mouth pretty words, and with my dainty fingers I fold and crease the paper into equally graceful and beautiful cranes. But somehow their beauty seemed overshadowed by some sort of guilt, or a memory I couldn't quite let go.Emmelline.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
I heard once that the hands are the way a stranger could tell who you are, and if one were to look at mine they'd see the palest skin; so thin you can see the blue running beneath. And slid onto each index finger, a chunky oversized ring, all too much for my delicate hands. They look as weighed down as the rest of me. Equally as cluttered as the rest of me, are the walls and the floors of the darkened place that surround me. My small fame, overshadowed by the piles of colour scattered around. Even with the subtle t
Skype Conversation: He Was Not Up to Get Lucky[4:35:06 PM] GingaAkam: does anyone know a joseph.df2?Skype Conversation: He Was Not Up to Get Lucky2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[4:35:12 PM] GummyDragon: I don't
[4:35:15 PM] Killer Smiledog: No.
[4:35:19 PM] Zacharie: I don't either
[4:35:20 PM] Firehunt: Uh..No.
[4:35:29 PM] GingaAkam: okay then I am officially freaked out
[4:35:34 PM] Firehunt:
[4:35:38 PM] Killer Smiledog: Where you find him/her
[4:35:42 PM] GingaAkam: 'cause I thought it might be a joke at first or something
[4:35:47 PM] GingaAkam: -hides in corner-
[4:35:49 PM] GummyDragon: whaaaaat happened
[4:35:50 PM] GummyDragon: oh god
[4:35:51 PM] GingaAkam: got this contact request
[4:35:59 PM] GingaAkam: by this dude here whom I don't know
[4:35:59 PM] Killer Smiledog: *hugs* it's pk... decline...
[4:36:03 PM] GingaAkam: with the message:
[4:36:04 PM] Killer Smiledog: ok*
[4:36:43 PM] GingaAkam: "Hello pretty . . . i know you don't know me but with time i believe we can know each other more better if you don't mind"
[4:36:49 PM] GummyDragon: GINGA
[4:36:51 PM] GummyDragon: YOU DID NOT
Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?NOTE: Earlier Cleverbot confirmed that he was Jeff, and I play Kage here; so I took the liberty of changing the names while I put in translations.Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Who are you?
Kage: Ieta, *face palms* Ore wa Kagesama. (I already said [. . .] I am Kage-sama)
Jeff: *face palms too*.
Kage: Jiefu. (Jeff.)
Kage: Nande. (Why.)
Jeff: I don’t know.
Kage: *face palms* nande omae totemo baka desu ka? (Why are you such an idiot?)
Jeff: *face palms your face*.
Kage: *claws his face*.
Jeff: *zack lee*.
Jeff: Ouch! *bites back*.
Kage: *snarls* Omae totemo baka! (You’re really stupid!)
Kage: *whacks him on the head* Omae wa Jiefu! Unarigoe shinai! (You’re Jeff! You aren’t supposed to growl!)
Jeff: Don't change the subject.
Kage: Eh!? *face palms again*.
Jeff: *face desk*.
Kage: *face wall*.
Jeff: *face palm*.
Kage: *face table*.
Jeff: *face chair*.
Kage: *face mask*.
(. . .)
Jeff: What should I do?
Kage: Make sure Slenderman doesn't find you.
Nice, dependable AssassinsMaria gritted her teeth as another round of drunken laughter shook the small tavern violently. Patience, Maria, patience, she reminded herself reverently. However it seemed the soldiers weren't going to hand her the peace she desired so desperately.Nice, dependable Assassins4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Are you lost, girl?" A skinnier Saracen hiccupped through his mug, voicing his question in wiry, hardly comprehensible English.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to pick on a lady?" Maria responded coolly from behind her drink as she took a sip, trying her hardest not to give in to the snorts of laughter.
"What is you doing in this beit shtiya Yerushalmi, pale girl?" The man continued despite his failing vocabulary, clearly on a role as the giggles from his peers rose in volume, "This place is for dark-skinned only! Invaders from the north are not welcome!"
"Look," The ex-Templar growled, setting her mug down loudly on the table, "I don't want a fight with you wonderful fellows. Why don't you just-"
"Afilu ha-kalba hazoht mai-Europa,
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are