Bratty Baby brother Begone, based on Brain3times3Bratty Baby brother Begone, based on Brain3times37 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Bratty Baby Brother Begone
Based on the Picture by Brain3Times3
Cindy hated her brother Benny. He was such a brat, always whining to their parents, and always getting his way… the 12 year old was a complete menace. Especially to Cindy, Their parent’s were gone for the next 2 day and tonight was the last straw; Her boyfriend Brent was over, they were having a great time until of course SOMEone decided to wax the floors near the stairs. Make that someone Benny, as Brent was leaving he jumped down the last 2 steps… and slipped on the wax… and fell straight on his face. Cursing, he left the house, with Cindy crying in the background after Brent saying he’d never come back.
Benny was laughing hysterically in his room when Cindy, red-faced with dried tears stormed into his room.
“You little freaking idiot!” she shouted at him, “This was my first date with him...and probably the last, thanks to you!!!” Benny just snickered and
PsychopathI wish I was a psychopathPsychopath5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So I couldn't feel a thing
This pang, this twang of loneliness
Wouldn't even sting
All the tears over what I've lost
That wouldn't even flow
If only I was a psychopath
Then emotion would not show
The friends that have betrayed me
Couldn't cause me strife
Because it truly does mean nothing
If no emotion controls my life
Being bound in cell would be meaningless
And running oh so frivolous
Without this accursed want and need
Unemotional and freely audacious
A mind ruled by logic and language
Is one that I desire
So as to end my envy towards that fortunate 1%
A psychopathic though is something I will acquire
And so I propose a toast
To the glory that is unmoving
My rebirth, my freeing, my brand new
Psychopathic life I shall be living
It's a Long StoryIt's a Long Story4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
(Part 3 of the Final Stand)
(Part 3 of the Battle for Fantasia Trilogy)
"It began thousands of years ago, as you well know." Kaz explained. "The ancient dragons cultures like Blackwater created a quartet of blades that have come to be known as the Keys. These weapons weren't forged simply for the sake of power; they had a purpose."
"The ancients knew about the apocalypse?" Sterling asked, both his confusion and interest growing.
"They not only knew of it," the wolf admitted "they predicted it."
Embyr seemed to grow nervous at this, fidgeting uncomfortably. The movement, to the human in her palm, was the movement of the world itself; he took a defensive sitting position before motioning for the giantess to continue.
"Oracles," the canine said. "You encountered one in Blackwater, I believe or something similar to such a soothsayer. The magi more akin to priestesses were said to be able to see into one's heart, one's past, and one's future. It was from t
Sisters Forever Chapter 6Hannah strode into the kitchen, letting out a yawn. She scanned the plate and spotted the minuscule form of Jarred on the edge, staring off into the living room.Sisters Forever Chapter 65 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Are you looking for something?” she asked quietly, walking towards him.
Jarred starred up at her as the titanic girl loomed beside him.
“Uh, yeah,” he stammered again, “I need to call my parents, to see if they’re okay.”
“Do you want me to bring it to you?” Hannah asked, starting towards the living room.
“No,” Jarred said, “Uh, I’d rather you take me there. If that’s okay.”
Hannah giggled a little, “Of course, I can. Do you mind if I bring the pizza, I’m really hungry.”
Jarred nodded and soon enough he was lifted into the air on the plate and carried what seemed like miles, first out of the kitchen, with its tiled floors, and onto the carpeting that covered the living room. Jarred could see little of the girl carr
Part OnePart One5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A SasuNaruSaku FanFiction
WARNING: CONTAINS SOFT CORE YAOI AND SOME OTHER SEX RELATED STUFF
"Sasuke! Naruto!" Sakura called from the kitchen. She stood in front of the stove, cooking up a third omelette and trying not to burn the Natto at the same time. "I swear, if I have to come in there and yank you both out of bed, I will!" she threatened, though she had a feeling neither of them would listen.
A presence walked up behind Sakura and wrapped a pair of strong, comfortable arms around her waist. She didn't even need to look to know whose arms these were.
"Sasuke, where's Naruto?" she asked, turning down the flame under the Natto and moving the omelette out of the pan and onto the one of the three plates next to the stove that didn't have one, all while in the prison of Sasuke's arms.
"Taking a shower..." he breathed against her skin, kissing his way up her neck.
Sakura shivered under the pleasure his kisses brought. "You're not.
Devils never cry lyricsDevils never cry lyrics6 years ago in Teen More Like This
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never become a man
My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end don't judge me nice
Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on judgment night
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow
Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer of a
Of a demon as I put it under
Killed before, a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
(Clean Voice )
Bless me with the
Leaf off of the tree
On it I see
The freedom reign
We are falling
The light is calling
Tears inside me
Calm me down
Mist of resolving
Crown me, with the
Pure green leaf
Praise to my father
Blessed by the water
Black night, dark sky
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
Shrinkville Episode 1: United TogetherEpisode 1: United Together!Shrinkville Episode 1: United Together3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Here's an attempt of recreating a series that I have enjoyed very much.
Chijinda You here, as I narrate this first part of what is going on, we just received a request to investigate Yabaize High School. First let me introduce you to the group:
Along with my best friend Shinji Miyazawa or "Kenji" as we call him. Often the dreamer and a bit of a philosopher, Kenji has been the one reluctant to go on an adventure but it doesn't take much to coax him into it, especially when he's motivated. The best way to describe him is that he has brown hair, brown eyes and is the shorter of us, we wear the same black uniform, and the difference between us is he has a baby face and brown eyes where my eyes are blue."
Of course with him are also two very good friends, Kana Maeda and Okiku Narue.
Kana is definitely a strange one, always full of vigor for confrontation. She's known Kenji since Kindergarten and the two always fight something to fight over, I have a f
When Shrink High BloomsPlease comment! I love comments!When Shrink High Blooms4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Synposis* What happens when you take two of of the greatest Little Guys from Shrink High and Minimosa? You get this unorthodox piece of work
As our heroes Kenji and Chijinda sleep in their black private school uniforms, a new adventure approaches! Despite coming from different worlds they have one thing in common, they are both very tiny!
As Kenji began to drool in bed, his hand comes out and lands on Kenji's face. "UWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Chijinda angrily cries out which wakes Kenji from his beautiful dream.
"Chijinda! Why did you wake me! I had the most beautiful dream! I dreamed I was in the hand of a beautiful girl and she held me most lovingly! And you had to wake me!!" Chijinda stares at Kenji as he thought that was the dumbest thing he's ever heard and wacks him over the head.
"Idiot!! Do you have any idea how many hands tried to kill me?!" he growls out loud for Kenji to keep his head down in sadness of vulnerability. "
This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually BelievesAn Objectivist Morality Tale Delivered To You Filthy Ignorant Sheeple By Your Intellectual And Moral Superiors,This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually Believes1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It was a cold day in December and Chairman Comrade-For-Life Barrack Hussein Adolf Stalin-Obama was in the Red House (Formerly the White House) sitting on his throne made of pony skeletons eating live Christian babies with Dijon mustard. All of a sudden, two jackbooted fascists in Soviet-style communist uniforms marched in and saluted the giant framed painting of Karl Marx high-fiving the Prophet Mohammed that the President commissioned with money he illegally stole from hardworking Christian Americans ( Author’s Note: This passage is a subtle reference to the unconstitutional Federal Income Tax which the founding fathers never approved of. Taxation is the first step to Communism, see Atlas Shrugged for further truth on this subject.)
“Sieg Heil, Mein Socialist Fuhrer!” The uglier of the two men said, bowing before Comrade Barack
NARUTO ZOMBIES chap 3Chapter 3:NARUTO ZOMBIES chap 38 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Requiem for a Green Beast
Deddo wasn't doing to well.
You know, aside from being dead.
Aside from the wounds he had started out with, he had since acquired from his fight with Kakashi: one kunai to through his jaw, several broken ribs, another kunai through his left eye, and had nearly got his arms blown off by an exploding tag. To top all that off, he was now pinned to the ground by his own sword, which the copy-nin had driven through his heart.
Thank god for distractions.
"Looks like your friend isn't doing to well," Deddo told Kakashi as he dislodged himself.
"Hmm?" Kakashi's eyes followed Deddo's to see Might Guy clutching the remains of his once proud student, with Neji not far away. "Oh no…"
"Oh yes!" The zombie shouted triumphantly, "looks like my boys managed to take care of that little green guy! Won't be long before…!"
A kunai lodging itself in Deddo's throat stopped him from making any more commentary and Kakashi left the subdued zombie to get to his fr
Did I Befriend A Coward?You were the friend and the only friend, who I knew would be my side until the bitter end. You were the one and the only one, who I trusted never to be flustered to submission. As your friend, I wanted you to know:Did I Befriend A Coward?4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It takes more strength to love than hurt
It takes more strength to save than destroy
It takes more strength to rebuild than collapse
It takes more strength to fight than give in
I know how stubborn you are though so, before you go; answer me a question, heart to heart, to your friend?
I remember one of the strongest people in my life but, maybe it is I who is distorted.
Did I befriend a coward?
A Family MealA Family Meal2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was quite a normal day. My family and I were sitting to top of a hill having a picnic. We had fresh apple cider that Apple Jack made special for us. We had fresh sandwiches, cookies, and even some of Aradia’s special cupcakes.
I lied down on my back and sighed, “this is wonderful, just a normal picnic, on a normal day, with my…heh, not-so-normal family. I can actually relax for once! No fighting, no saving, no kooky Pinkie Pie around, everything is fine.”
They all bit into a sandwich or cookie and nodded. “Yeah…so good,” I picked up a sandwich and threw the whole thing in my mouth.
Suddenly, I felt warm and wet in my lower hooved area. “Huh? What the…?” I put my upper hooves down to my lower hooves, but I couldn’t touch them, as if an invisible force was keeping me from them. “Okay, what’s going on? Is somepony
Creepypasta the Fighters: Suicide MouseCreepypasta the Fighters: Suicide Mouse1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Bio: Suicide Mouse.avi is a supposed “Lost” Disney Cartoon believed by many to be cursed. The Video contains a character resembling Mickey Mouse walking across a city while what appears to a public suicide is heard. Many believe that those that fully watch it go insane and eventually commit suicide.
Powers/Weapons: The video of Suicide Mouse is believed to make any person, sane or not, to lose it and commit Suicide. Though he is suicidal, it does not stop him from harming his opponents.
*Mallet: Suicide Mouse hits his opponent with a mallet.
*Hand Gun: Suicide Mouse does the Finger gun gesture and puts his hand to his head. He then brings his thumb down, causing a bullet to fire out.
*Suicide Bomber: Suicide Mouse pulls out a cartoon bomb and stands there before the bomb blows up. He will be knocked down, but will not take damage.
*Pie: Suicide Mouse throws a pie in the opponent’s face.
*Slip up: Suicide Mouse slips on a banana peel and falls on the gro
Peach and Zelda Story Part 1Peach and Zelda Story Part 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just to let you know, that (1) I did say that I was going to make a story that has a connection of Super Mario Bros. and The legend of Zelda - Ocarina of time, (2) my diologe will probably be abit different than you expect, and (3) this is my first time doing it, so please go easy on me.
*sighed* Here goes.
It was a sunny morning in Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Princess Peach were having a wonderful picnic in the grass.
Toad: Boy, Mario. You really know how to make a sandwich. *Took a bite*
Peach: I agree. This is one of the best sandwich ever.
Mario: I'm glad you liked it. *Took a bite*
Yoshi: *Picked up a sandwich with his tongue and gobbled it*
Peach: *Giggled* Yoshi seems to like your sandwich too.
Mario: Why wouldn't he? I just made some if his favorite sandwich.
Toad: And what's that?
Mario & Peach: It's a secret.
Luigi: *Swallowed his sandwich after chewing it* By the way, forgive me for asking, but does anyone besides me ever get the feeling y
The Craziest Drug Ch.8The Craziest Drug Ch.84 years ago in Romance More Like This
His stomach was hollow and his body felt weightless,he was hungry and dirty.
His flesh was crawling with an itch as if a horde of tics decided to make a bed somewhere beneath his skins surface.
He yearned to scratch but acknowledging the itch did nothing to alleviate it, in fact, it itched more since he had given in a few times when he thought it was unbearable.
I was wrong..
It was dark again and this had been his second night roaming the streets like an itinerant destitute of a home.
He hadn't slept either, he couldn't and he would have been crazy to let his guard down like that.
Not sleeping had taken it's toll on the boy, he found himself stumbling around woozily and his vision became distorted and hazy. A few times he had just barely escaped being wiped out by the wild traffic.
The boy sighed as he strolled down the long sidewalk path, he tripped over the cracking cement of the path and brushed shoulders with both the homeless and the wealthy enough. Scents brushed his nose strong
The BetIt was the end of school, and Spring Break was about to begin. Marie, a fourteen-year-old girl, decided to call her best friend, Alice, up and she wanted to ask her if she wanted to throw a slumber party that evening. "Sure," Alice said enthusiastically, "I'll get my mom to bring me over tonight." Marie then hung up, and she immediately went home to prepare for the slumber party.The Bet4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A few hours go by, and Alice finally arrived to Marie's house. Marie opens the door for her friend, and she hugs her tightly. "I'm glad you could make it," Marie said smiling warmly at her. "I wouldn't miss it for the world, dear," Alice replied back. "What do you want to do first," asked Alice. "We should pork out on a lot of food, and then we should play some games," said Marie. They proceeded to eat plenty of sweets and junk food, and their stomachs started to bloat up due to their heavy eating. "We should play now," said Marie as she rubbed her bloated belly. "What game do you want to play,"" Alice inquire
HTTYD Vore storyHTTYD Vore story3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
HTTYD Vore Story.
All characters in this story belong to Dreamworks animation and whoever else helped work on the movie. This does NOT belong to me. They all belong to the creators of How to Train Your Dragon.
Remember the island of Berk, it is filled with many dragons. We Vikings were crazy to even try living here. Dragons and Vikings always fought with each other. I, however, trained a dragon. I named him toothless. Because of this, life on berk changed a lot. I changed the course of our Daily living. However, I can never stop thinking of how dragons still have the capability to hurt us a ton. But my dragon, Toothless, will always be my best friend, no matter what.
"Toothless, toss it to me," I said while playing Frisbee with him. I don't know how I manage to run with a pegged leg. Eventually, we got tired of Frisbee and started playing tag. Tooth
The Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray Fox3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Just like people the animals hold their own societies, but whilst we elect to live in houses within or outside of cities the animals choose to remain outside all together. Take the fox, perhaps the most cunning and certainly among the dangerous of all animals to roam the woods. The foxes reigned proud in the centre of the woods, kings and queens among the animals there, feared and respected by all who wasn't a fox.
However like the societies of man, the foxes were capable of being unjust and cruel. In the coven of the foxes was born a youngling, he wasn't a runt nor was he a high ranking male but yet he was spurned by all whom was a fox. He wasn't sure why, he didn't feel too different from all the others. He walked like they did and acted like they did yet no matter what his endeavours it only got him shame from his parents and hatred from the coven. So the young fox grew to be alone.
The years and the foxes were unkind to the young fox, he learned to
Attack on Titan x Sly Cooper crossover"My name is Sly Cooper. I'm a human. Us humans has been living within the 50-meter Wall of Paris for 100 years. The reason? Titans: giant humanoid creatures that eat people for no reason. We've never been able to figure out why they love to eat us, but at some point, they nearly wiped us out off the face of the Earth. That's where people like me come in: I'm a Titan Hunter. Titan Hunters are tasked to kill any Titans they find. Titan Hunters use special equipment called 'Maneuver Gear'. It allows us to grapple to large objects like buildings and pull towards said object with the help of tanks of compressed gas on the Maneuver Gear. I come from a long line of Titan Hunters. My family's been hunting Titans ever since the first Titan Hunters were established. Titan Hunters also work in squads. I think I have the best squad in all of Paris; Bentley: he''s the smartest guy I know. Ask him anything about the Titans or Maneuver Gear and he'll tell you everything about it. Murray: With his strAttack on Titan x Sly Cooper crossover1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Inspector Gadget - In the MirrorInspector Gadget - In the Mirror1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the Mirror
An Inspector Gadget Oneshot
Inspired by the picture 'Gadget Struggle' by torokun
The night rain poured down heavily on the roof as young Penny Gadget sat down at the kitchen table, finishing off the last of the dinner on her plate. Her blonde pigtails bounced as she placed her fork on her now empty plate and sighed. "That was a really good dinner. Wasn't it Brain?" She asked her four-legged companion. Brain gave a satisfied bark as he slipped out of his chair and into the living room where he climbed onto the couch to rest. "Oh sure Brain. Leave me with the dishes." She laughed as she took the two empty dishes to the sink. The rain smacked against the window above the sink with great force as she climbed up onto a stool so she could reach the faucet. "That's some storm out there." She thought to herself as she looked out the window. Penny reached for the faucet and then quickly pulled away. "That's right! I almost forgot. Uncle Gadget is taking a shower. I do
Ultra Extreme Hyperfat SwamperUltra Extreme Hyperfat SwampertUltra Extreme Hyperfat Swamper9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
pictures by Fatferaligator
Warning! Massive Fatness ahead!
Walter was sunning himself in the afternoon. He always enjoyed lazing by the lake, and today was no different. Marty was a Swampert. He had no distinguishing marks on him that one could discern. At 4'7'', he was the average height for his age. "Hmmm. The sun feels so good around here." Here was a lake on the edge of route 35. It was so far away from the main road that no humans ever came by, and even if they did, they were never trainers. Most of the pokemon in the area enjoyed a quiet existence. "This is the life."
"Hey there!" Walter was surprised by the voice of his mate. Sammy was another Swampert that Walter had known for a long time. They were always playing with each other. "Doing anything today, or are you just going to lay around all day?"
"What's wrong with laying around all day? It's very relaxing."
"Well there's something you might want to do today."
LOK Defiance Outtakes part 1OUTTAKE 1LOK Defiance Outtakes part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene Raziel In The Underworld
(Raziel and the Elder God are having cups of coffee whilst rehearsing a take. Raziel is sitting on the floor with his legs sprawled out casually.)
Raziel: (examining his script) I could not deny it. As long as I lingered here, defying my captor, I was able to postpone what I feared was my inevitable doom blah blah... ok. Ive got that.
Elder God: (after slurping a mug of coffee) Uh... Harvester of souls I created you, and to this function, my angel of death, you will return.
Raziel: Enough. Yes. I submit.
Elder God: Very gooood... (he pats Raziel on the head with a tentacle)
Raziel: (monotone) Get off me.
Elder God: It says here that you pant after consuming the soul I give you. How can you do that when you dont even have lungs?
Raziel: (shrugs and dunks a biscuit in his coffee) Force of habit?
Scene Kain in the Sarafan Stronghold
Director: Speed, marker... and ACTION!
(Kain has reached Moebius's