Ultra Extreme Hyperfat SwamperUltra Extreme Hyperfat SwampertUltra Extreme Hyperfat Swamper8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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Walter was sunning himself in the afternoon. He always enjoyed lazing by the lake, and today was no different. Marty was a Swampert. He had no distinguishing marks on him that one could discern. At 4'7'', he was the average height for his age. "Hmmm. The sun feels so good around here." Here was a lake on the edge of route 35. It was so far away from the main road that no humans ever came by, and even if they did, they were never trainers. Most of the pokemon in the area enjoyed a quiet existence. "This is the life."
"Hey there!" Walter was surprised by the voice of his mate. Sammy was another Swampert that Walter had known for a long time. They were always playing with each other. "Doing anything today, or are you just going to lay around all day?"
"What's wrong with laying around all day? It's very relaxing."
"Well there's something you might want to do today."
Devils never cry lyricsDevils never cry lyrics5 years ago in Teen More Like This
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never become a man
My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end don't judge me nice
Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on judgment night
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow
Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer of a
Of a demon as I put it under
Killed before, a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
(Clean Voice )
Bless me with the
Leaf off of the tree
On it I see
The freedom reign
We are falling
The light is calling
Tears inside me
Calm me down
Mist of resolving
Crown me, with the
Pure green leaf
Praise to my father
Blessed by the water
Black night, dark sky
Ms. April MayPhoenix sweated as he looked at the hotel door, nervous about meeting the witness on the other side. A young woman named April May had spotted him when he'd discovered Mia's dead body the day before, but according to Gumshoe the woman claimed to have seen Maya kill Mia. He wasn't sure if the woman was lying to cover for someone else, or if she simply wanted to be a witness in a murder trial, but either way he had to get to the bottom of this. Although he'd seen the woman the day before, he was in such a shock at the time from Mia's death that he couldn't remember what she'd looked like, only vaguely remembering the color pink...Ms. April May3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Finally getting his nerve up, Phoenix knocked on the door and waited. Shortly afterwards he heard the sound of a chair scooting back, followed by a grunt, and several seconds later he heard the latch of the door unlocking.
"Well! Hello there handsome!" A soft voice greeted as the door opened.
Phoenix opened his mouth to respond, but nothing came out when the wo
Chelsea Part 1Chelsea was drunk.Chelsea Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Andy was sitting on the couch, listening to the general background noise that most parties included: yelling, arguing, laughter, music, a TV show that nobody was watching. His eyes, however, were locked one one thing: Chelsea. Chelsea wasn't bone thin, but she couldn't be considered anything other than "average" weight. Normal ass, normal breasts, normal stomach. However, she was currently drunk, and Andy had noticed that she was on her 4th visit to the snack table. To call it a snack table was certainly a misnomer: there was pizza, chicken wings, several gallons of soda, eight different types of booze, and two gigantic bowls, one filled with popcorn and one filled with chips. Kettle chips, by the look of it, but Andy wasn't sure. So here Andy was, at a party he went to on a limb, watching this gorgeous girl get food. Her shoulder length hair was about 2 inch
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
The Origin of:BENThe backstory of: BEN.The Origin of:BEN7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"SHUT UP!" The snow-globe smashed into the wall next to a boys head. He cried out, fresh tears streaming down his face, and quickly ran upstairs. He pushed a door open, quickly slamming it shut once inside. This boys name..Was Ben. He had been born to an abusive household, consisting of just himself and his two parents. They always would be getting drunk, fighting, having parties. All the usual things drunkards like them would do. Ben was sweet boy at heart, with blonde locks and big, brown eyes. He would do all he could to make others happy, and LOVED to play video games. Ben would always turn on his Nintendo 64 and play all sorts of games, especially his favorite, Majoras Mask. It was slightly beaten, losing its decals, and now was just a grey cartridge with the words "MAJORAS MASK" written on the back in black marker. But, to Ben, no matter how worn and old it was, he would always play. Even when he had beaten the game over twenty times, he would just re
Greed Never PaysGreed Never PaysGreed Never Pays2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Please...Jessica! Please delete it!", Jade cried out nervously.
"Hmmm...nope! Don't think I will tee hee!", Jessica laughed, her generous midsection bouncing as she did. Jessica was a big girl to say the least. She was a manipulating one as well, jumping from rich boyfriend to the next in order to find her next relationship to provide her with a way of easy income. Of which included food. Her growing body was the result of her getting her boyfriends to purchase more and more food each time they went out on a "date". She enjoyed her size though, being able to intimidate by throwing it around towards other girls.
"P....please! You have to!", Jade stuttered in response. Jade on the other hand was a slim girl. And also a little nicer than the evil Jessica, as Jessica was known to start rumors and such just from the mere pleasure of seeing other squirm.
However, Jade was in love with a boy, and when Jessica had walked into the backroom and found Jade doing something unbeli
This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually BelievesAn Objectivist Morality Tale Delivered To You Filthy Ignorant Sheeple By Your Intellectual And Moral Superiors,This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually Believes11 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It was a cold day in December and Chairman Comrade-For-Life Barrack Hussein Adolf Stalin-Obama was in the Red House (Formerly the White House) sitting on his throne made of pony skeletons eating live Christian babies with Dijon mustard. All of a sudden, two jackbooted fascists in Soviet-style communist uniforms marched in and saluted the giant framed painting of Karl Marx high-fiving the Prophet Mohammed that the President commissioned with money he illegally stole from hardworking Christian Americans ( Author’s Note: This passage is a subtle reference to the unconstitutional Federal Income Tax which the founding fathers never approved of. Taxation is the first step to Communism, see Atlas Shrugged for further truth on this subject.)
“Sieg Heil, Mein Socialist Fuhrer!” The uglier of the two men said, bowing before Comrade Barack
Did I Befriend A Coward?You were the friend and the only friend, who I knew would be my side until the bitter end. You were the one and the only one, who I trusted never to be flustered to submission. As your friend, I wanted you to know:Did I Befriend A Coward?3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It takes more strength to love than hurt
It takes more strength to save than destroy
It takes more strength to rebuild than collapse
It takes more strength to fight than give in
I know how stubborn you are though so, before you go; answer me a question, heart to heart, to your friend?
I remember one of the strongest people in my life but, maybe it is I who is distorted.
Did I befriend a coward?
The Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray Fox2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Just like people the animals hold their own societies, but whilst we elect to live in houses within or outside of cities the animals choose to remain outside all together. Take the fox, perhaps the most cunning and certainly among the dangerous of all animals to roam the woods. The foxes reigned proud in the centre of the woods, kings and queens among the animals there, feared and respected by all who wasn't a fox.
However like the societies of man, the foxes were capable of being unjust and cruel. In the coven of the foxes was born a youngling, he wasn't a runt nor was he a high ranking male but yet he was spurned by all whom was a fox. He wasn't sure why, he didn't feel too different from all the others. He walked like they did and acted like they did yet no matter what his endeavours it only got him shame from his parents and hatred from the coven. So the young fox grew to be alone.
The years and the foxes were unkind to the young fox, he learned to
A Tribute to Al BundyA Tribute to Al Bundy6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A Tribute to Al Bundy
There once was a man
Who sold only shoes
But his life would be filled
With a permanent case of the blues
His name was Al Bundy
A great athlete in high school
Not the smartest guy around
But certainly no fool
He had many achievements
4 touchdowns in 1 game
He had it all coming towards him
Women, fortune and fame
But little did he know
He only had so much luck
Something would come around the corner
Then Al would be fuc-
Peg Wanker was her name
A fruit from the south
Gigantic red hair
And a rather noisy mouth
Regardless of all that
She caught Als eye
And soon Als good life
Was just about to die
The high school sweethearts
Decided to get married
And it was then decided
Als life had been buried
Suddenly it all happened
Against Als will
But Pegs father was there
Hammered and ready to kill
Bad things would happen
If Al didnt marry the daughter
Among those terrible things
They all involved slaughter
And so it was finished
"'Twas the night of Gotham"'Twas The night of Christmas and all throughout Gotham"'Twas the night of Gotham"5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not a villain was stirring, though they were Dauntin'.
For Batman broke into their hidden lair
and threw his baterangs into the air
The Villains were scared(This, without question)
but Batman was surprised when he heard an "OBJECTION!"
Quickly turned; a face came in sight
It was no one else, but ol' Phoenix Wright
There he stood, his hair spiked like blades
"That's breaking and entering"He yelled, Batman felt betrayed
'Phoenix!"Yelled Batman, These are the criminals
"Breaking and entering? To their crimes, It's minimal!"
Phoenix stared him deeply, his face in Distraught
Finally he spoke "What they did, I CARE NOT!"
"Their Ceiling has broke and rug set on fire"
"That man's arm is twisted!Batman, this is Dire"
The Joker (Using this as a distraction)
Tried to use his escape plan, but Batman jumped into action
"Hold it right there, Criminal Scum!"
"Ignore him"Said Phoenix "go on then, run"
The Joker found his exit and left with a laugh
PsychopathI wish I was a psychopathPsychopath5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So I couldn't feel a thing
This pang, this twang of loneliness
Wouldn't even sting
All the tears over what I've lost
That wouldn't even flow
If only I was a psychopath
Then emotion would not show
The friends that have betrayed me
Couldn't cause me strife
Because it truly does mean nothing
If no emotion controls my life
Being bound in cell would be meaningless
And running oh so frivolous
Without this accursed want and need
Unemotional and freely audacious
A mind ruled by logic and language
Is one that I desire
So as to end my envy towards that fortunate 1%
A psychopathic though is something I will acquire
And so I propose a toast
To the glory that is unmoving
My rebirth, my freeing, my brand new
Psychopathic life I shall be living
The Parody ShowdownOld Vince Offer was walkin' around-The Parody Showdown5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
New York City, selling new Shamwows
When suddenly Bowser came to punch-
The salesman after he ate some lunch.
Vince Offer got ticked and began to attack-
But got shot in the back by the pirate Jack-
Who revealed he could do some Kung-Fu-
Before he was bit by Steve's dog, Blue
And she started biting on Captain Jack Sparrow-
When Robin Hood hit her with an arrow
But before he could make it back to his hideout
Slash showed up and he kicked that lout,
And he took a big bazooka out from under his hat-
Blew Robin Hood away, he was done like that
But he ran out of bullets so he got away-
Because Dr. Evil unleashed a big death ray
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
I will give you the low-down
It's not gonna be pretty
And only one will survive
Who could it possibly be?
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
King Koopa spit fire on Chester A. Bum,
Like Captain Jack Sparrow threw up expired rum
Then Oscar the Grouch popped up from und
Peach and Zelda Story Part 1Peach and Zelda Story Part 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just to let you know, that (1) I did say that I was going to make a story that has a connection of Super Mario Bros. and The legend of Zelda - Ocarina of time, (2) my diologe will probably be abit different than you expect, and (3) this is my first time doing it, so please go easy on me.
*sighed* Here goes.
It was a sunny morning in Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Princess Peach were having a wonderful picnic in the grass.
Toad: Boy, Mario. You really know how to make a sandwich. *Took a bite*
Peach: I agree. This is one of the best sandwich ever.
Mario: I'm glad you liked it. *Took a bite*
Yoshi: *Picked up a sandwich with his tongue and gobbled it*
Peach: *Giggled* Yoshi seems to like your sandwich too.
Mario: Why wouldn't he? I just made some if his favorite sandwich.
Toad: And what's that?
Mario & Peach: It's a secret.
Luigi: *Swallowed his sandwich after chewing it* By the way, forgive me for asking, but does anyone besides me ever get the feeling y
DubstepFeel the bass. Feel the beat.Dubstep4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Feel the music. Wash over me.
Feel the thrash. Feel the sound.
Feel the beat pulse. All around.
Feel the bump. Feel the pound.
Feel the beat. Take you down.
Feel the pulsing. In the air.
Feel the beat. It's everywhere.
The Insane Smiles Chapter 1: RevivalThe Insane Smiles Chapter 1: Revival5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 1: The Insane Smiles
Chapter 1: Revival
The Underwhere. It was a bleak place, shunned by light of any kind. It was a dark, desolate cave. The rocky floor was as rough and uncomfortable as the place felt, and damp with water droplets, which constantly gathered on the rugged stalactites and stalagmites that littered the ceiling and ground. Odd formations could be seen in the walls, like odd squares.
Fawful absolutely hated the Underwhere.
The little bean boy, wrapped in his torn, red cloak, fastened together by two golden buttons, hated everything about it. He hated the depressing rock walls, the stalagmites which he constantly tripped over every day. He hated the cracked, stone fountain near the hub of the Underwhere, which spewed never-ending gallons of a strange orange liquid, which healed all wounds and ailments when soaked in. He especially hated the Shaydes. They were odd, slug-like b
Pure Chaos Chapter 1: New WorldPure Chaos Chapter 1: New World3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 3: Pure Chaos
Chapter 1: New World
A new world...
The two men walked along the grass, one tumbling over himself awkwardly, stealing nervous glances to his side, while the other breathed deeply and had a huge grin plastered across his face. The grinning man wore all black: a shirt, gloves, large, puffy pants, and curled jester shoes.
A world full of promise...
For millennia the grinning man had wandered the dimensions, in search of the means to destroy them all and make himself a god.
A world free of strife and chaos...
He had faced trials and tribulations, fools who had fought against him, betrayal and despair. He had stepped on so many and killed numbers upon numbers of people
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 20NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 207 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Damn You Dubya!
Temari: -Still tied up in a tree and snoring-
Deidara: "She's been out there like that for a few hours now. Damn. What kinda of drugs is she on?"
Sasori: -Goes outside, goes through her purse, then comes back inside- "Well, that explains it. She's got tons of painkillers in here. Damn kids nowadays get some good shit. Back in the old days you'd get your arm cut off and just pray you didn't die."
Deidara: "Old days? Dude, exactly how old are you anyway?"
Sasori: "I'm 40." (Punk kid.)
Deidara: "Uh-huh..." (Old fart.)
Kakuzu: "I'm surprised you haven't gone out there and raped her."
Hidan: "Meh. I'm bored with sex now."
Sasori: "Too much information."
Deidara: "Somehow I find that hard to believe."
Hidan: "It's just that I always do the same thing. I wanna try something new."
Kakuzu: "Don't you dare go fucking queer on me."
Hidan: "SHIT NO!"
Deidara: "Then what?" (Why the fuck did I ask that?)
Sasori: "Why the fuck did you ask that?"
Hidan: "I want something kinky."
ApotheosisDavid Sarif saw himself as a practical man. He held stock in science, what could be seen and proven, what could be calculated and understood by logic. But even he had to admit there was something magical happening before him.Apotheosis2 years ago in Drama More Like This
He was standing in the darkened observation suite of the surgical wing in Sarif Industries, the company he had built from the ground up. It had been well over thirty-six hours since they had suffered an attack from some unknown black ops group, led by three heavily augmented soldiers. In their wake they had left several dead; only a few were fortunate enough to be alive and wounded, and five of Sarif's top scientists were missing without a trace.
And now Sarif's head of security, Adam Jensen, lay in the operating room as the CEO watched. Two doctors and a nurse, the second of three teams working in shifts, hovered over the ex-cop, feverishly working with a multi-armed medbot. Working, not to save Adam's life-that part was already secured four hours ago-but to turn
Sheik-Female or Male? An EssaySheik-Female or Male? An Essay7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
In the image above this text, you will see some official art for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time One of Zelda, the well recognised princess from the said series, and another of Sheik, the little question mark in gaming history.
(http://i2.tinypic.com/7wegg7k.jpg shows a somewhat larger image of them.
For those who didn't/never played Ocarina of Time, Zelda disguised herself as Sheik in order to hide herself from Ganondorf. During your quest as an adult, Sheik would frequently appear to offer you help in one way or another.
Ever since Ocarina of Time, there has been a constant arguments on the internet between two sides.
On the one side, we have the people who believe that Sheik is just Zelda in a different costume and with some altered features. (Different hair and eye colour, and a different skin tone)
On the other side, we the people who believe Sheik is actually a man, and Zelda used her magic to not only change her appearance, but her gender
Castle BleckDisturbing- that was a fitting word for the place.Castle Bleck5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The castle affected the mind and soul not so much like a nightmare, as like waking up to a cold reality from a golden dream. It was like being plunged into ice, like having the wind knocked out of you, like witnessing death. To look upon this castle was a shock straight to the heart.
The sheer size of the bastion was intimidating, but the strikingly terrible aspect was its absolute lack of color. There was none whatsoever, not even the faintest hint of some muted hue hidden in the pure darkness of its walls. Its doors and intricate windows were outlined in a glowing white, which stood out in stark contrast to the black of its ramparts. The citadel existed in only these two extremes of value; the whitest of white and the blackest of black, with no room for grey in between. Even the flames within burned a pure white, casting undiluted light upon the halls.
Only in the highest reaches of the castle did any color remain. There in the stain
A Broken Heart Chapter 23: O Mistress, FarewellA Broken Heart Chapter 23: O Mistress, Farewell4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 23: O Mistress, Farewell
There was a moment where Fawful and Cackletta, the two scourges of the Beanbean Kingdom, just stood there, staring at each other. 'This might just still work...' Dimentio muttered to himself.
Then they attacked. Cackletta flew through the air straight at him, black lightning exploding from her palms. Fawful shot straight up, sending a volley of energy attacks her way. She protected herself partly with her wings. When Fawful's barrage ceased, she flung her hands out and sent a wave of magic at him, knocking him right off his feet. He landed Headgear-first on the ground, the glass storage dome clanging from the impact and sending a vibration through Fawful's head. He tried to get up, but he was seeing three of everything. Lightning bolts raged around him, burning him with explosions. His cloak provided very little protection, but it was something. One bolt struck his Hea