New Smash Bros Interviews: ZoroarkA small black blur raced into the room and jumped onto the table that Link and Samus were sitting at. Looking at what jumped onto the table, the two blond/es found that it was a small black fox-like Pokémon.New Smash Bros Interviews: Zoroark2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is that…a Zorua?” questioned Samus.
“You got that right!”
“Looks like he can talk through telepathy as well,” stated Link, intrigued by the small Pokémon.
“What does he want though?” questioned the bounty hunter.
“I want my Maa to be a Smash Fighter!”
The two blond/es each raised an eyebrow at that. Their unasked question was soon answered when a large bipedal fox-like Pokémon walked into the room. The Pokémon’s fur was black like Zorua’s and had a long mane of red and black fur.
“A Zoroark, huh?” said Link.
“That’s right! Maa here would be great as a fighter! She even fought against Raikou, Entei, and Sui
Shepard love affair part1It was early morning, the Normandy docked at the Citadel. Shepard was awoken by EDI; he was having a nightmare about the Collector base and was not sorry for the AI's intrusion.Shepard love affair part14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Shepard, incoming transmission for you in the comm. room. The signature is not Cerberus or council." EDI said.
"Do you know who it is?" Shepard asked swinging his legs off the bed.
"The signature is that of the Alliances Operator Chief Ashley Williams"
"What?" Shepard asked in surprise "You must be mistaken"
"I am rarely wrong Shepard" EDI replied and Shepard sighed. He dressed quickly and looked at Miranda. If Ash wanted to pick up where they left off she would be disappointed. He wanted to take Miranda with him but decided against it, she didn't need any unnecessary stress at the moment. He stepped into the elevator and took it down to CIC.
"Good morning Commander" Kelly smiled from her panel.
"Morning Kelly" Shepard said stifling a yawn. "If anyone asks where I am, tell them I'm in the comm. room."
Creando un nuevo PersonajeEl siguiente artículo fue escrito basado en mi propia experiencia.Creando un nuevo Personaje4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
No digo que sea la verdad absoluta o que deben seguir todos mis pasos porque si no sus personajes no sirven. NO!.
Simplemente comparto con ustedes lo que aprendí cuando fui RPC y estuve inmersa en ese mundo.
CREANDO UN NUEVO PERSONAJE:
Un nuevo personaje es algo más complejo que solo dibujar una monita o monito X y darle camisa y falda/pantalón para que no esté desnudo/a. Hay muchos más detalles que cuidar detrás de la apariencia.
Este artículo será un poco largo, y constará de varias "secciones", además de que estará enfocado a los famosos RPC's que tan de moda estuvieron en su tiempo, principalmente del fandom de Naruto, pero tengan en cuenta que los consejos aqui presentados pueden ser aplicados en cualquier otro fandom diferente.
Antes de continuar, aclaremos diferencias para evitar futuras confusiones:
RPC: Es el acrónimo de "Role Play Character", es decir, un personaje que se utiliza para lo que no
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 16NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 167 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Out of the Closet & Into the Funny Farm
Pein: -Walking by the prison cell- "Hm? What're you doing in our base?"
Naruto: "You... don't remember why I'm here?"
Pein: "Hmm... Damn. Must've forgotten."
Naruto: "Uh-huh... Welp! I guess I'll just be leaving then!" -Starts to walk out the hole in the wall Sasuke previously made-
Zetsu: -Merges from the ground just as Naruto starts to exit; has a dog hanging out of his mouth-
Naruto: "Get out of my wa- is that Kiba's dog?! "
Zetsu: "What's a Kiba?" -Swallows the dog whole- "Hey boss! The fox is escaping!"
Pein: "OH! Now I remember! Deidara! Put the brat in the closet!"
Deidara: "Whatever..." -Drags Naruto to the closet and opens the door-
Konan: "Um... HELLO?! OCCUPADO!"
Deidara: "Like I care." -Tosses Naruto in the closet and slams the door-
Tobi: "Who was that?"
Hidan: "HEY! THAT BITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT AND BUY ME SOME CHICKEN THREE YEARS AGO! HOW THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE THAT LONG TO GET CHICKEN?!"
Kakuzu: "Who cares." -Sitting on
The Ode to Mister RogersThank you, Mister RogersThe Ode to Mister Rogers11 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Thank you for the neighborhood
And thank you for letting me be your neighbor
Thank you for the fish, and the food you fed them
Thank you for Picture Picture
Thank you for the trolley
Thank you for make-believe
Thank you for showing me how to roller skate
And to ride a bicycle
Thank you for showing me how they made my toothbrush
And how they make a piece of paper
Thank you for a fun time, when I was feeling sad
And a fun time when I wasn't
But most of all, thank you for helping me believe
For giving me the confidence to keep trying
Thank you for showing me that all things are possible if I believe in myself
That I can do anything
That I can fly to that distant star
Or be the one that finds it
Or help others less fortunate
Or change my own fortunes, to be better than they are
Or defeat my afflictions
Or to pray that someone out there that I don't even know may do the same
And that all I have to be is me, and I can be whatever I want to be
And for that gift, I am
The Background Of EvangelionThe Background Of Evangelion9 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
I have spent a fair amount of time trying to understand the use of the "Sephirothic Sytem" and I have finally come to terms of it's use and origins.
There isn't a lot of information about it on the internet so this is an exceptional chance for you to know what it is (you never know..... I might come in handy one day)
The Sephirothic Sytem is part of the Jewish culture and religion but it has also links into Christianity and some of you might know that, Christianity is a descendant branch from Jewish religion (Jesus himself was Jewish).
The Sephirothic Sytrem is part of the "Kabbalah" and is in this case a diagram representing 10 circles, each containing a virtue of God (Kindness, Understanding, Loving, Honesty Bravery etc....) Each circle represents a "Sephiroth" (thus it's name "Sephirotic System"), a Planet and a Colour. I will explain later what a "Sephiroth" is. Each circle or Sephiroth is linked to 2 pathways called "Channels". The Circles are set in such a w
Rise of NightmaresRise of Nightmares3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hmm something newly released!
Rise of Nightmares, developed and published by Sega for the Xbox, is a new survival horror game that requires to be played with the Kinect. Also, according to research, this is the first M rated Kinect game ever released!
It is a First Person game in which you assume the role of the character, Josh, who is on vacation with his wife traveling through Europe via train. It opens to a zoom in on the main protagonist as he's half asleep listening to his music. Your wife tries to grab at your attention when a bottle rolls out of your pocket. Your wife, Kate I believe the name was, begins to yell at you then retreats to the dining car. That's when you start to play. You make your way over to the bathroom to wash your face and sober up when you see a huge twisted looking monster in the mirror. Illusions of a drunk man? We're soon to find out. As you return to your seating, you find a letter from Kate telling you to meet her at the dining car. As you make your way
MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight1) The books were so poorly written as far as plot and dialogue that they had to have James's group attacking and Charlie in danger from the beginning to have anything to work with.MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
2) While I have "inserted" myself into books I have read, it was generally because I fell in love with a well created character or world. Not because I wanted to have sex with Michelangelo's David.
3) After reading Meyer's books I checked the web for outcry by the same people who criticized Rowling for using the occult, and I couldn't find it. To me that's crazy as vampires are part of the occult.
4) Crazily enough if you think about it, Meyer's books are worse because Rowling's was not suggesting that humans should mate with the occult monsters simply because they are beautiful and smell good.
5) It is entirely sexual attraction from appearance and smell, and lacks substance. It is for this reason that I do not consider it a love story.
6) I have found mention that critics are saying that Twilight is horro
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 19NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 197 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
WARNING: The following chapter is for comedic purpose only, and in no way reflects the writers personal opinions on "rednecks" or the southern people... ...Okay, maybe a little.
Temari: -Driving- "Hmm?"
-The car in front of them is going very slow and has bumper stickers all over it. They say 'I support Bush', 'I'm white and proud', and 'Save the whales, harpoon the fat chicks'-
Temari: "Oh HELL no."
Sakura: -In passengers seat- "Eh?"
Temari: -Rolls down her window- "HEY YOU BUCK-TOOTHED BASTARD!"
Sakura: "Uh-oh..." -Buckles seatbelt-
Temari: "SPEED UP OR GET OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING REDNECK!!!" -Rams the car off the road making it crash- "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ASSHOLE! GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN IN HELL!" -Stands up in the seat, pulls her pants down and stick her butt out the window- "KISS MY ASS BITCH!!!" -Sits back down- "Fucking retards up in here."
Sakura: "You see? This is why rednecks shouldn't drive until they can speak proper English."
-Another car passes them-
staying up lateTell me dear,staying up late5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
how late did you stay up last night
thinking of someone that doesn't feel
the same way about you?
How many nights
have you lost sleep thinking about that person
and how many days
have you spent daydreaming about them?
Rusted BoltDid you ever stop while you were walking and notice a random, rusted bolt lying on the street?Rusted Bolt2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Did you actually stop, pick it up, and ask it what was wrong
Or did you just walk by and ignore it, believing that it’s worth nothing?
And if you did stop to pick it up,
Did you brush it off—
Perhaps polish it against your shirt to wipe away its rust stains and the dirt on it’s silver surface—
And ask how it was feeling?
If so, what did It answer back?
Did it talk back at all,
Or did it remain silent?
I don’t know about you,
But the day I found one such bolt,
I'd picked it up, and it told me—
I’ve fallen loose outta my place.
I refuse to speak, for I don’t want to see the others pretending to listen anymore.
I don’t fit in anywhere,
So I was thrown out here on the street
Away from the lush, green grass and onto this mud-streaked concrete.
I was ostracized
Time and time again.
And over time, my very nature has
Frigate - Basic InfoFrigate - Basic Info2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Known name: Frigate
Rank: None Required
P.O.B: Lower Mensa, Canada
Build: Rather skinny, but still in shape
Eyes: Red, with a light blue reflective pupil
Works for: Bones
Distinguishing features: Frigate is an albino, and so his white hair, pale skin & red eyes are rather striking. He tries to disguise it by putting a blue or green hair dye at his roots, telling people that his hair has been made that way.
Has the Bio Hazard symbol tattooed on various parts of his body, as well as on several items of clothing. He does this as a joke, apparently, to annoy Bones.
Psychological Notes: After much observation, it has been deduced that Frigate shows symptoms of Psychopathy, and it has been accepted that he is a Clinical Psychopath. Psychopathy is a personality disorder that has been various
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 15NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 157 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Meet the Happy Twins
Pein: "AKATSUKI! ASEMBLE!"
-Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Zetsu, Kakuzu, and Hidan appear-
Tobi: -Falls from the ceiling fan- "WHEE!!!"
Deidara: "Ugh... What now?"
Pein: "We have a new recruit, remember? We all need to be here to decide to let him in or not."
Pein: "So, Zabuza. You want to be in Akatsuki?"
Zabuza: "Uh... Yes?"
Zetsu: "Hey guys, what's it called when you feel like your living something over again?"
Deidara: "Deja vu?"
Zetsu: "Bless you. Now come on, does anyone know what it's called?"
Kakuzu: "Deja vu."
Zetsu: "Bless you. Seriously guys, come on! You know! It's when you feel like you're living the same day over again?"
Itachi: "DEJA VU!"
Zetsu: "What is there, a cold going around?!"
Hidan: "This is getting us nowhere..."
Naruto: -Watching from his prison cell- "Dumbasses..."
-Meanwhile, in an office building somewhere-
Suigetsu: -Walks in- "Now what the fuck do you guys want?!"
Nova(Writer): "Oh, you're early. Th
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Sonic Resident Evil Cross. 3 CHAPTER IIISonic Resident Evil Cross. 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They arrive to Tails house and Sonic knocks on the door:
Its me, Sonic
Sorry guys, hes been like this for some months
Why? Whats his problem? - asked Chris:
Ill fill you on the details later. - replied Sonic:
Listen, Tails, we are all sad for what happened to Cosmo.
You dont understand, Sonic, she was more than j
A TheoryA Theory3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Spencer: "The Wesker children were entrusted with endless potential, of them only one survived....you."
Wesker:"Are you saying I was Manufactured"
I have been in Master Spencer's employ for the majority of my adult life. As of late, however, I find his actions to be inscrutable. For example, he has taken every possible precaution to conceal his whereabouts from the outside world. For what reason, I do not know.
Then one day he asks me to find a certain man and make him aware of the master's whereabouts. I do not know why he would go to such lengths to contact this man, but perhaps he wanted to see if someone could find him.
The man in question is one Mr. Albert Wesker, a name I have not heard in a quite a long time. I only met him once, and that was over ten years ago.
I am ashamed to admit that I cannot recall his face, because as head butler, it is my job to remember people. The reason, I believe, is because of his eyes; those cold, unfeeling eyes that completely overshadowed his oth
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DubstepFeel the bass. Feel the beat.Dubstep4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Feel the music. Wash over me.
Feel the thrash. Feel the sound.
Feel the beat pulse. All around.
Feel the bump. Feel the pound.
Feel the beat. Take you down.
Feel the pulsing. In the air.
Feel the beat. It's everywhere.
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 22NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 227 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tobi: "WHEEE! NEW HOME!" -Runs inside-
Hidan: -Also runs inside- "-and this'll be my room, and this'll my prayer room, and this'll be where I keep my bitches and-"
Kisame: "Oh! Oh! I call the shark exhibit!"
Itachi: -Goes and sets up room in the Space exhibit-
Tobi: -In the jungle exhibit swinging from trees- "WHEE!!!"
Zetsu: -Sniffle- "I wanted that room..."
Tobi: "There's still the rainforest exhibit Zetsu-san!" -Scratching armpits like a monkey-
Kakuzu: -Setting up room in gift shop; hooking up cameras and security alarms-
Deidara: -Setting up room in history section-
Pein: "Hey! Konan! They have a big closet space!"
Konan: "Kickass." -Drops Naruto and Sakura and zooms to the closet-
Naruto: "Soo... Does that mean we can go now?"
Sakura: "Worth a shot..." -Both start sneaking away-
Naruto: "Well shit..."
Kakuzu: -Shrugs and just lets them pass-
Sakura: "Sweet!" -Both resume sneaking out-
Pein: "This place is great! Just have to fix it up a littl
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 23NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 237 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Not-so-Great Escape
-Morning at the Akatsuki lair-
Deidara: -Waking up- "Nng..." -Yawn-
Zetsu: -Hovering right over his face; eyes glowing red-
Deidara: -Sigh- "Ugh. Already?" -Gets out of bed- "What do you want today? The puppy chow, or the rabbit food?"
Zetsu: "RABBIT..." -Drooling-
Deidara: -Takes out a box from his closet, takes out a bunch of live rabbits, and puts them in a dog bowl- "Of all the things to pick out of the job jar..." -Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast-
Itachi: -In line for the bathroom- "HIDAN, HURRY YOUR ASS UP!"
Hidan: -From in the bathroom- "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO FIX MY HAIR?! I HAVE TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE LADIES!
Itachi: -Slamming against the door- "HURRY..." -Slam- "THE HELL..." -Slam- "UP!" -Slam-
Hidan: "OR YOU'LL DO WHAT?!"
Kisame: -In line behind Itachi- "Oooh... Wrong question."
Itachi: -About to bust down the door-
Kakuzu: "Allow me." -Punches a hole through the door, puts his arm through and slams Hidan again
Long Live the KingLong Live the King2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 21NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 217 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
An Inconvenient Truth
Pein: "YEARS OF CLEANING THIS PLACE UP AND TURNING IT INTO THE ULTIMATE EVIL BASE! ALL THAT WORK GONE BECAUSE SOME STUPID AMERICANS THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE A RETARD AS PRESIDENT!!!"
Konan: -Laughing like crazy- "Sucks to be you guys!
Deidara: -Kicking the remains of the base- "I. AM. NOT. A. FUCKING. GIRL!!!"
Suigetsu: "Mommy! If you want you can stay with me!"
Deidara: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW FUCKING STUPID DOES ANYONE HAVE TO BE TO THINK I'M A GIRL?! SO I WEAR MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL! SO I WEAR A FISHNET BELLY-SHIRT! THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A GIRL!!!"
Konan: "Actually, it kinda does..."
Deidara: LOOK AT ALL THE GIRLS AROUND US! THEY'RE ALL EITHER WEAKLINGS, IDIOTS, OR WHORES! DO YOU SEE ME LOSING EVERY SINGLE FIGHT I GET INTO?! NO! DO YOU SEE ME SNEAKING AROUND SECRET BASES NOT EVEN NOTICING I'VE ALREADY BEEN SPOTTED?! NO! DO YOU SEE ME MAKING OUT WITH ANY GUYS?! HELL NO! I. AM. NOT. A. FUCKING. GIRL!!!!!"
Sasori: -Trying not to
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 25NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 257 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
All My Crazy Children
-At Ino's house, all the girls are having an 'All My Children' Party-
Temari: -Crying- "I can't believe he actually left her for that bitch Marcy!"
Sakura: -Also crying- "I know! What a bastard..."
Ino: "You're kidding, right?! Whats wrong with Marcy?!"
Hinata: "What ISN'T wrong with her?! She's a fat bitch who only cares about money!"
Ino: "That's just because she has no friends! I feel sorry for her!"
Sakura: "Um, HELLO?! She DOES have friends! All of whom are whores, thank you very much!"
???: "GAWD THIS IS BORING!" -Gaara crawls out from under the couch-
Sakura: "The hell?!"
Gaara: "This is a girls' party! You're all supposed to be wearing sexy pajamas, pillow fighting, and lezzing out! If Gaara wanted to hear women run their traps about stuff nobody gives a shit about he'd watch The View! Fuck this! Gaara will just go rent another porno!" -Walks out and slams the door-
-Everyone just blinks and stares blankly at the door for a moment-