Slenderman Looks at FanartOne day, Slenderman was bored, so he decided to check out DeviantART because BEN said that they loved creepypasta there. He also mentioned that Slendy had a fan club.Slenderman Looks at Fanart4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So Slenderman typed "deviantart" into Google.
Half an hour passes...
Slenderman: AUUUUGH!!! WTF?!
Rake: *yelling from the room next door* Slender, wth?! I was trying to sleep. Because some of us are actually nocturnal!
Slenderman: *slams labtop shut* THAT WEBSITE IS THE DEVIL!!!
Rake: *walks over* You can't be serious.
Slenderman: *opens labtop and points to the screen, averting his "eyes"*
Rake: What the- Is that...?
Slenderman: Don't say it.
Rake: *laughs manically* I didn't know you and Masky had something going on!
Slenderman: WE DON'T!!! *facepalms* But the MH fangirls think so.
Rake: *scrolls down the page* ...And apparently you have lots of girlfriends too...Most of these kids look about twelve too...
Slenderman: I know! It's like everyone's pairing me with their kid sister!
Ice CreamEveryone writes poems about emotions and fearsIce Cream1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
And one day I said, "I want to write a poem about
About Dilly Bars on the drive from Tucson to Phoenix
The Dairy Queen across the highway from the ostrich farm
With the dust devil's raging by
About soft serve cones at the Desert Museum
Always Twist. Never Vanilla.
On all those hot Saturday afternoons
Watching mountain goats sleep in the shade
A poem about Friday nights after pizza
A different flavor every time
And eating straight from the carton at Dad's
While netflix plays on the wii
And sitting on the rooftop watching the stars
Ice cream bar in hand
About the store by Big Lake
Where I always got the cookie ice cream smash
Ate it on the way back to camp
Every single time.
Gelato at the Stanley Hotel
The worst I've ever had
Talking in hushed voices about ghosts and bravery and
"Oh that's so bogus"
And then there was the Gelato at Parisi's
After a wonderful, stuffing dinner
The mini Ben & Jerry's at Fry's
The Insane Smiles Chapter 1: RevivalThe Insane Smiles Chapter 1: Revival5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 1: The Insane Smiles
Chapter 1: Revival
The Underwhere. It was a bleak place, shunned by light of any kind. It was a dark, desolate cave. The rocky floor was as rough and uncomfortable as the place felt, and damp with water droplets, which constantly gathered on the rugged stalactites and stalagmites that littered the ceiling and ground. Odd formations could be seen in the walls, like odd squares.
Fawful absolutely hated the Underwhere.
The little bean boy, wrapped in his torn, red cloak, fastened together by two golden buttons, hated everything about it. He hated the depressing rock walls, the stalagmites which he constantly tripped over every day. He hated the cracked, stone fountain near the hub of the Underwhere, which spewed never-ending gallons of a strange orange liquid, which healed all wounds and ailments when soaked in. He especially hated the Shaydes. They were odd, slug-like b
PREVIEW - Choose Your Own Adventure DP Style - CH1"Wey, Dwanny," Tucker says to you while taking a bite of his what was it? You didn't know what was lying on his plate before you and honestly, you didn't really care. From the corner of your eyes, you can see Sam glare at Tucker's full mouth.PREVIEW - Choose Your Own Adventure DP Style - CH13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Tucker, can you please talk with your mouth shut?" she hisses. Tucker decides to quickly swallow his mouth full of mystery meat. He glares at Sam, who glares back, before clearing his throat.
"A new version of Doomed just got out today"- left to you, you hear Sam snicker at this. Tucker shot her another look before continuing, "I want to get it after school, you in?"
Your face lights up. You love the Doomed games, and a new version? "Count me in," you begin enthusiastically, but before you can say more you get interrupted by a cold, blue mist fleeing from your lips. A shiver runs up your spine shortly after.
Perfect timing. Just great. Right at the moment when you're finally sitting with Sam and Tucker, just fooling around. Why didn'
Pokemon Crappy Pastaso wen i was littel i luved pokeemon i played my blu version all the time. so one day this old man apeared and threw a blu version at me it was painted red and then he fel to the ground bleeding all bloodily with lots of gor his intestines spewd everywere and he dyed.Pokemon Crappy Pasta4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
ignoring him, i poped my blu version in my SP and started it. i cliked continue, cuz u kno, maybe he had good pokeemon. he had six 3D animated full-color victinis even tho thats tottaly not possible, and they were all headless and had blood dripping down them. then on his trainer card he was a ghostly zombie with blood evrywere.
so red came up to me and battled me. my victini used flam charge on his pikachuy and it said "pikachu has died!" and then the lavender town theme played and my squirtle from my first ever pokeemon gam appeared and said "even tho u didnt loose ur blu version on purpose imma keel u"
so he came out of the game with a knife and stuk it in my neck and i was bleeding and my head poped off and blood spra
Mario Party AnthemParody of "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAOMario Party Anthem3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I hope there's a hidden star to find!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I just want to win the-
Play the Wii, Mario Party.
Getting controller, then press start.
Nonstop when the game turns on.
Boo takes the stars like shady con.
Where's DK? I gots to know.
Got more coins 'cause I'm on a roll.
I think I'll pick Dry Bones.
Win the game, out the door.
I'm winnin' all these boards with Chance Time!
I got Waluigi's coins by the time it's half time!
Yeah, the CPUs that I'm rippin'.
In the race to first place, hope I'm not trippin'!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
All the bonus stars will soon be mine!
Peach comes out on top from behind!
Everybody just started to whine
The Missing 25 Luigi swallowed nervously. How would he be able to explain such a sensitive thing to Mario?The Missing 2510 months ago in Drama More Like This
Before the green-clad sibling could do anything, Mario put the watering can down and stood up. He slowly walked over, grass crunching softly under his feet, to the large, beautifully carved stone, polished to look like white marble. Tiny flowers and ribbons were also built into it, so it looked more like a stone gazebo. For one tense minute, he simply stood there and stared at the slab of stone, looking at the engravings. Luigi carefully walked up behind him, trying to figure out how was he going to explain this.
"Luigi...what does it say?" Mario asked quietly. He could recognize a few of the letters, but he could not read them, as his mind was that of a young child and would not allow it.
The green-clad sibling cleared his dry throat and began to read. "HERE LIES PEACH TOADSTOOL, PRINCESS OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. 1988-2013. REST IN PEACE, BELOVED PRINCESS."
Mart And Media"Oi, Martin! We've just heard word that that Tribune guv's been...oh."Mart And Media2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Noticing the two clan leaders engaged in what looked like a meeting, Oyez couldn't help but feel a very embarrassed and guilty look form on his face; watching him slowly slink away from and close the office door, the Megamart leader couldn't help but shake his head and sigh in good humour.
"Don't mind him, Walter. He's always jumping to conclusions."
"No worries. It's just nice to finally have a chance to speak to you, Mr Maegan."
"Please, call me Martin," he said, feeling a chuckle escape him when he noticed the other male's relaxed look. "Only important people get to call me Mr Maegan. And put the notepad away. You're not getting anything from me."
"Look, I'm not trying to pry," Walter explained, twiddling the pencil inbetween his fingers. "You just need to come out of your media shell, Martin. Megamart could have so many stories that the city isn't getting to hear."
"And it's probably best kept that way."
What is the perfect life?What is a perfect life? How this perfect life is supposed to be? How would you expect me to answer something like that?What is the perfect life?1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
Most people - the normal ones - would probably say a perfect life is when you have a nice job; a nice house of your own; to have all your dreams and plans coming true; someone you love and that loves you back, that someone you want to spend the rest of your life with; to have a family with a bunch of kids; having tons of friends; to have a good night sleep with only pleasant dreams; etc; etc...
But in my case is not that easy. This is the kind of answer I just can't give...I don't know...I just don't know this idea of how a perfect life is or should be. I just can't think that far ahead as I told many times before.
All I know is that maybe I'm not made for that kind of ideal life...the perfect life...the good life...whatever that may be.
Maybe I just don't have that in me...and I'm not ok with that.
KakuHidan RequestMost young ladies are vain, prone to gossiping and worrying about their appearance; neatly brushed hair, clean skin and the latest in fashion. A typical teenage girl that wants to be accepted in society and their own social cliques. Fear of rejection is always overwhelming younger minds. But then again there are those girls who don't give a shit what others think. It's a strength of character, an endearing quality, although most don't see it that way. People think of those young girls as immature and irresponsible delinquents.KakuHidan Request6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In this case the young girl in question was the fear of other classmates. Loudmouthed, opinionated, and vile in language. But she didn't let another's judgement bother her, because other peoples opinions were worthless...
The only person she would ever back down from, was her sadistic History teacher. It's not that she was afraid of him, just that the man was intimidating. Big and strong, with a sharp tongue. But then again when you were in a forbidden
Halo:Lost Forerunners - 001Halo:Lost Forerunners - 0014 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The six year old girl stared in fearful awe through the window of the steadily sinking suburban. Blood from ther cut on her forehead stained her blonde curls and dripped into her watery aqua eyes.
Moments before, her parents and baby brother were on their way to meet her uncle Frances, who was returining home from a military release. The next thing she knew, the vehicle was thrown off the bridge and into the river by a loud and bright explosion.
Her parents remained in thier seats covered in blood, but they were dead. Her baby brother, also presumed dead, was no where to be seen.
Brilliant blue and pink lights continued to dance above the surface of the water as they sank. She screamed as more vehicles and torn up bodies entered the river that was becoming red with blood.
Frigate - Basic InfoFrigate - Basic Info2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Known name: Frigate
Rank: None Required
P.O.B: Lower Mensa, Canada
Build: Rather skinny, but still in shape
Eyes: Red, with a light blue reflective pupil
Works for: Bones
Distinguishing features: Frigate is an albino, and so his white hair, pale skin & red eyes are rather striking. He tries to disguise it by putting a blue or green hair dye at his roots, telling people that his hair has been made that way.
Has the Bio Hazard symbol tattooed on various parts of his body, as well as on several items of clothing. He does this as a joke, apparently, to annoy Bones.
Psychological Notes: After much observation, it has been deduced that Frigate shows symptoms of Psychopathy, and it has been accepted that he is a Clinical Psychopath. Psychopathy is a personality disorder that has been various
Altair and His Templar DoctorAltair and His Templar Doctor.Altair and His Templar Doctor3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Starring Altair, Malik, Maria and OC)
Altair stood in front of Al Mualim, His arms being held behind his back by two other Assassins. He did not fight them, he just listened to his master lecture him about the creed. His face still stung from were he had been slapped, he was humiliated to be treated like some small child.
"I'm sorry, I truly am but I can not abide a traitor." Al Mualim said disappointed as he pulled out the dagger from his belt.
"I am not a traitor!" Altair pleaded with him. He knew what was coming, he would die because he compromised the creed.
"Your actions indicate otherwise, and so you leave me no choice." He took a few steps towards Altair. "Peace be upon you Altair." He then stabbed him in the stomach.
Altair sat up in his bed with a loud groan of pain. He was panting heavily as sweat rolled down his face, panicked it lifted the blankets off him and inspected his stomach. It was dark but all he could see was the vague sc
Pokemon Black + White 3 BackstoryPokemon Black + White 3 Backstory2 years ago in Settings More Like This
I'm sure we're all familiar with the 5th generation legend of the legendary dragon Pokemon that split between two quarreling brothers. Well in Pokemon Black and White 3 (BW3) we take the history back further; before humanity and even before the existence of Arceus.
Many years ago a heavenly dragon of balance named "Haiirom" came to the planet (that Pokemon games are based in). For an unknown reason Haiirom decided to create Pokemon and with most of it's power it split itself in two and it's new body divided body became the first Pokemon "Arceus". Arceus was tasked with making all the Pokemon we know and love and so it did. But while it slumbered it encountered a demon which we all know as the Pokemon "Darkrai". Through Arceus's fears other demons of varied strength were accidentally created; including the other most well known "Giratina" (Origin Form).
Giratina lead the other demons (108 in total) and caused chaos in the world; even well into the early times of man. With the remainder
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero MissionThe Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero Mission3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Metroid: Zero Mission is a Gameboy advance title that is a remake of the original 1986 "Metroid" game for the NES, though with a few esthetic changes.
As far as story goes, you play as a character named Samus Aran, an independent bounty hunter contracted by galactic federation to go to planet Zebes to destroy the mechanical life-form Mother Brain. In terms of game play, it's a 16-bit shooter, you traverse different terrains in different areas; find upgrades to your weapons and to your suit, killing enemies and bosses in order to make your way to said Mother Brain. Really for the most part this to me seems like a shooter at it's most primitive. No first person perspective, no gimmicks constantly shoved down your throat, and very little story mostly attributed to the fact that this is a remake of a NES game, but all in all I'm not sure that's really such a bad thing.
After killing Mother Brain and escaping to your ship after a timed self destruct sequence, you're attacked by Space Pirate
Bleach OC Profile: Kotori TouyouBleach OC Profile: Kotori Touyou3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Touyou Kotori (湯洋 小鳥 = hot ocean, little bird)
Nickname: Doll (Hina-chan)
Rank: 8th Division 6th Seat
Age: 397 appears in her late teens
Theme song: Man Like That [Gin Wigmore]
Partner: Abarai Renji
Relatives: Touyou Shinobu (adoptive mother, deceased)
Appearance: Kotori is a petite, sweet-looking girl at first impression, standing at around 5'2". Her best feature is her hair, dusky black and falling in loose irregular curls to her waist. Fat hanks of hair constantly fall across her face, giving her an absent, dreamy look which is only compounded by her thick, dark eyelashes. Her eyes are wide and innocent, irises coloured a vivid dark pink. Pale china-doll skin covers her round face, without a single scar to mar it. She has a blunt chin and a snub nose
CP:: Remembering You'I remember back when we walked to school together... Have sleepovers, talk about our futures, eat together, hanging out with Satoshi and the others... Each day, Naomi, I fell in love. Why? Why did you have to like Satoshi...? I hid all my feelings to make you happy... And now here I am, hanged from the noose, murdered by non other than you... But no matter, Naomi, I still love you. I died thinking of you, I died thinking of our past. When I saw you come back, I was glad... But you came a little too late. All I heard... Was the screaming of your voice, "NOOOOOOOO!"CP:: Remembering You3 years ago in Romance More Like This
All I heard was the agonizing cries that filled the bathroom stalls.
but it's all good, Naomi... I'll help you get out... No worries... After all... I promised you to get out of here alive, right?
Satoshi... He's here... That means he can save them all... Everyone... Please, live...
Satoshi, take care of my Naomi... I would never be able to take care of her as much as you would...'
I read, and read the mess
Pure Chaos Chapter 1: New WorldPure Chaos Chapter 1: New World4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Chaos Trilogy ~A Super Mario Fanfic~
Part 3: Pure Chaos
Chapter 1: New World
A new world...
The two men walked along the grass, one tumbling over himself awkwardly, stealing nervous glances to his side, while the other breathed deeply and had a huge grin plastered across his face. The grinning man wore all black: a shirt, gloves, large, puffy pants, and curled jester shoes.
A world full of promise...
For millennia the grinning man had wandered the dimensions, in search of the means to destroy them all and make himself a god.
A world free of strife and chaos...
He had faced trials and tribulations, fools who had fought against him, betrayal and despair. He had stepped on so many and killed numbers upon numbers of people
Creepypasta the Fighters: Suicide MouseCreepypasta the Fighters: Suicide Mouse11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Bio: Suicide Mouse.avi is a supposed “Lost” Disney Cartoon believed by many to be cursed. The Video contains a character resembling Mickey Mouse walking across a city while what appears to a public suicide is heard. Many believe that those that fully watch it go insane and eventually commit suicide.
Powers/Weapons: The video of Suicide Mouse is believed to make any person, sane or not, to lose it and commit Suicide. Though he is suicidal, it does not stop him from harming his opponents.
*Mallet: Suicide Mouse hits his opponent with a mallet.
*Hand Gun: Suicide Mouse does the Finger gun gesture and puts his hand to his head. He then brings his thumb down, causing a bullet to fire out.
*Suicide Bomber: Suicide Mouse pulls out a cartoon bomb and stands there before the bomb blows up. He will be knocked down, but will not take damage.
*Pie: Suicide Mouse throws a pie in the opponent’s face.
*Slip up: Suicide Mouse slips on a banana peel and falls on the gro
Rusted BoltDid you ever stop while you were walking and notice a random, rusted bolt lying on the street?Rusted Bolt2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Did you actually stop, pick it up, and ask it what was wrong
Or did you just walk by and ignore it, believing that it’s worth nothing?
And if you did stop to pick it up,
Did you brush it off—
Perhaps polish it against your shirt to wipe away its rust stains and the dirt on it’s silver surface—
And ask how it was feeling?
If so, what did It answer back?
Did it talk back at all,
Or did it remain silent?
I don’t know about you,
But the day I found one such bolt,
I'd picked it up, and it told me—
I’ve fallen loose outta my place.
I refuse to speak, for I don’t want to see the others pretending to listen anymore.
I don’t fit in anywhere,
So I was thrown out here on the street
Away from the lush, green grass and onto this mud-streaked concrete.
I was ostracized
Time and time again.
And over time, my very nature has
The Missing 4 I had done a bunch of puzzles, and he still hadn't come back.The Missing 42 years ago in Drama More Like This
After redoing a puzzle of a scene from Plants VS Zombies, I got up and put them away. Now what?
Get help, the little stubborn voice said. Forget about Mr. L. Just leave and get help.
No, I can't, I said to myself. I can't leave. Mr. L will kill everyone if I do.
He's lying, the voice said. He's only threatening you. He's bluffing.
And what if he isn't? I asked.
The voice went silent.
The door slamming made me jump.
I turn to see Mr. L standing there, carrying nothing. My heart sank. I had expected him to go shopping or something like that. I was really hungry.
Unless he somehow brought food when I wasn't paying attention...
"Hello, babe," he said as he walked away and kissed me on the lips. "What had you been doing while I
someone left their life on the busAnd you struggle with your conscience, but in the end you have to let it go.someone left their life on the bus1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Erase your face. Scratch it off. Dig your nails right up underneath your jaw, bury them, gouge it out. This familiarity; rip it off.
We grow here too fast, kids with fifty-year old eyes who talk like old women, who smoke and drink and work and wear sandpaper hands and swear like we know what fuck means before it makes sense. Here's skin and bone and lips and teeth, all the colours of mud. We're soil and dirt and layers of grime. We're filth. We grow stupid, stuck underneath a starless sky, staring up, pretending we remember what it was to be human. Everything stinks of shit and sea salt and we starve and swallow rotten fish and spit and maybe some of us snarl our discontent and maybe some of scream it, but Jesus, all I hear are empty words and hollow fucking promises, and I'm sick of looking backwards.
When I was a kid I found a dead mous
You're A Hellsing Addict When1. You know Integra's full name and how to spell itYou're A Hellsing Addict When4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. You constantly check the status of the next OVA's release date
3. You correct people that think Rip Van Winkle, Zorin, and/or Schrödinger are werewolves.
4. In addition to 3, during the correction you give a small history lesson about the Werwolfs (The Guerilla Group)
5. In addition to 4, when correcting those who think Schrödinger is a werewolf you also mention the Schrödinger's Cat theory
6. The only reason why you know about Schrödinger's cat theory is because you looked it up after Schrödinger came into the story
7. You know exactly what gun Rip Van Winkle uses
8. You constantly quote the characters
9. You do not watch the OVAs subbed because they call Schrödinger a girl and they spell Rip Van Winkle's name Rip Van Wrinkle
10. You've looked up Hellsing conspiracy theories online
11. You search for Hellsing fanfictions
12. You fantasize about Alucard murdering Edward Cullen
13. You despise Twilight
The Missing 7 Earlier...The Missing 72 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was almost night. The sun had not yet set, but there was a fierce rain pouring down in the forest. The sound was natural, little tiny feet pattering and skittering all around the roof, the clouds playing their thundering drums and flashing their occasional lightning to light up the sky.
Any other person with a passion for nature would have said that it was beautiful and musical.
I wouldn't, though.
After playing that game of archery, Mr. L had carried my body back into the house. He had dressed the three wounds that he had previously inflicted upon me, laid my head on the pillow, kissed me softly on the lips, and left. I remember him saying something about watching his television show. He doesn't like to miss it. I don't, either. If he does, he gets upset and usually takes it out on me, the bruises on my legs are proof enough.
Hours later, I have been curled up on the bed, fast asleep, when Mr.L suddenly came in the room. He unbuckled his belt and s