Devils never cry lyricsDevils never cry lyrics6 years ago in Teen More Like This
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never become a man
My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end don't judge me nice
Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on judgment night
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow
Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer of a
Of a demon as I put it under
Killed before, a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
The eye can see
(Clean Voice )
Bless me with the
Leaf off of the tree
On it I see
The freedom reign
We are falling
The light is calling
Tears inside me
Calm me down
Mist of resolving
Crown me, with the
Pure green leaf
Praise to my father
Blessed by the water
Black night, dark sky
Did I Befriend A Coward?You were the friend and the only friend, who I knew would be my side until the bitter end. You were the one and the only one, who I trusted never to be flustered to submission. As your friend, I wanted you to know:Did I Befriend A Coward?3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It takes more strength to love than hurt
It takes more strength to save than destroy
It takes more strength to rebuild than collapse
It takes more strength to fight than give in
I know how stubborn you are though so, before you go; answer me a question, heart to heart, to your friend?
I remember one of the strongest people in my life but, maybe it is I who is distorted.
Did I befriend a coward?
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually BelievesAn Objectivist Morality Tale Delivered To You Filthy Ignorant Sheeple By Your Intellectual And Moral Superiors,This is What FreeRepublic.com Actually Believes1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It was a cold day in December and Chairman Comrade-For-Life Barrack Hussein Adolf Stalin-Obama was in the Red House (Formerly the White House) sitting on his throne made of pony skeletons eating live Christian babies with Dijon mustard. All of a sudden, two jackbooted fascists in Soviet-style communist uniforms marched in and saluted the giant framed painting of Karl Marx high-fiving the Prophet Mohammed that the President commissioned with money he illegally stole from hardworking Christian Americans ( Author’s Note: This passage is a subtle reference to the unconstitutional Federal Income Tax which the founding fathers never approved of. Taxation is the first step to Communism, see Atlas Shrugged for further truth on this subject.)
“Sieg Heil, Mein Socialist Fuhrer!” The uglier of the two men said, bowing before Comrade Barack
A Tribute to Al BundyA Tribute to Al Bundy6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A Tribute to Al Bundy
There once was a man
Who sold only shoes
But his life would be filled
With a permanent case of the blues
His name was Al Bundy
A great athlete in high school
Not the smartest guy around
But certainly no fool
He had many achievements
4 touchdowns in 1 game
He had it all coming towards him
Women, fortune and fame
But little did he know
He only had so much luck
Something would come around the corner
Then Al would be fuc-
Peg Wanker was her name
A fruit from the south
Gigantic red hair
And a rather noisy mouth
Regardless of all that
She caught Als eye
And soon Als good life
Was just about to die
The high school sweethearts
Decided to get married
And it was then decided
Als life had been buried
Suddenly it all happened
Against Als will
But Pegs father was there
Hammered and ready to kill
Bad things would happen
If Al didnt marry the daughter
Among those terrible things
They all involved slaughter
And so it was finished
Ultra Extreme Hyperfat SwamperUltra Extreme Hyperfat SwampertUltra Extreme Hyperfat Swamper8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
pictures by Fatferaligator
Warning! Massive Fatness ahead!
Walter was sunning himself in the afternoon. He always enjoyed lazing by the lake, and today was no different. Marty was a Swampert. He had no distinguishing marks on him that one could discern. At 4'7'', he was the average height for his age. "Hmmm. The sun feels so good around here." Here was a lake on the edge of route 35. It was so far away from the main road that no humans ever came by, and even if they did, they were never trainers. Most of the pokemon in the area enjoyed a quiet existence. "This is the life."
"Hey there!" Walter was surprised by the voice of his mate. Sammy was another Swampert that Walter had known for a long time. They were always playing with each other. "Doing anything today, or are you just going to lay around all day?"
"What's wrong with laying around all day? It's very relaxing."
"Well there's something you might want to do today."
Ms. April MayPhoenix sweated as he looked at the hotel door, nervous about meeting the witness on the other side. A young woman named April May had spotted him when he'd discovered Mia's dead body the day before, but according to Gumshoe the woman claimed to have seen Maya kill Mia. He wasn't sure if the woman was lying to cover for someone else, or if she simply wanted to be a witness in a murder trial, but either way he had to get to the bottom of this. Although he'd seen the woman the day before, he was in such a shock at the time from Mia's death that he couldn't remember what she'd looked like, only vaguely remembering the color pink...Ms. April May3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Finally getting his nerve up, Phoenix knocked on the door and waited. Shortly afterwards he heard the sound of a chair scooting back, followed by a grunt, and several seconds later he heard the latch of the door unlocking.
"Well! Hello there handsome!" A soft voice greeted as the door opened.
Phoenix opened his mouth to respond, but nothing came out when the wo
Chelsea Part 1Chelsea was drunk.Chelsea Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Andy was sitting on the couch, listening to the general background noise that most parties included: yelling, arguing, laughter, music, a TV show that nobody was watching. His eyes, however, were locked one one thing: Chelsea. Chelsea wasn't bone thin, but she couldn't be considered anything other than "average" weight. Normal ass, normal breasts, normal stomach. However, she was currently drunk, and Andy had noticed that she was on her 4th visit to the snack table. To call it a snack table was certainly a misnomer: there was pizza, chicken wings, several gallons of soda, eight different types of booze, and two gigantic bowls, one filled with popcorn and one filled with chips. Kettle chips, by the look of it, but Andy wasn't sure. So here Andy was, at a party he went to on a limb, watching this gorgeous girl get food. Her shoulder length hair was about 2 inch
ICarly WG StoryICarly WG StoryICarly WG Story4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Carly Shay was walking through her apartment, bored out of her mind. Sam wasn't around at the moment because she was at the groovy smoothie and Freddie wasn't around because he and his mom had gone on vacation for the summer. Spencer was on vacation as well, as he was hanging with his friend Socko for the summer. Just then Sam walks into the apartment while slurping on a smoothie and eating a fatcake. "What's up, Carls?", she asked. Carly replied. "nothing, just bored out of my mind, can you believe that we have to cancel ICarly just because Freddie is out of town for the summer". "I know right, what a nubb!", replied Sam, "so what are we supposed to do all summer?" Carly then grabbed a fatcake out of a box in the kitchen, and a light bulb went off in her head, "Sam, I have the perfect idea of what to do this summer!". Sam asked, "what's the idea?" Carly replied, "lets gain weight and get fat together".
The Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray FoxThe Fable of the Stray Fox2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Just like people the animals hold their own societies, but whilst we elect to live in houses within or outside of cities the animals choose to remain outside all together. Take the fox, perhaps the most cunning and certainly among the dangerous of all animals to roam the woods. The foxes reigned proud in the centre of the woods, kings and queens among the animals there, feared and respected by all who wasn't a fox.
However like the societies of man, the foxes were capable of being unjust and cruel. In the coven of the foxes was born a youngling, he wasn't a runt nor was he a high ranking male but yet he was spurned by all whom was a fox. He wasn't sure why, he didn't feel too different from all the others. He walked like they did and acted like they did yet no matter what his endeavours it only got him shame from his parents and hatred from the coven. So the young fox grew to be alone.
The years and the foxes were unkind to the young fox, he learned to
Creepypasta the Fighters: Scout.exeCreepypasta the Fighters: Scout.exe6 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Bio: Scout.exe is a demonic BLU Scout in a darker palette, a more realistic texturing, covered in blood, and bleeding black eyes with red pupils. The blood from his eyes looks much more detailed than the blood you'd usually see in Team Fortress 2. He happens to be sadistic and mad; he haunts some TF2 maps. His main activity consists of capturing other people and Freaks on the map (only singularly on their own since some might be powerful), likely to kill them gruesomely From the few glimpses he's been seen of, he seems to possess a stalker-type persona, preferring to creep up on his victims.
Powers/Weapons: Scout.exe is able to modify the world around him, making it look fearsome. He's also capable of teleporting, as well as teleporting his victims, to other locations. He's stronger than a regular Scout, though is still quite weak against powerful attacks. He also makes use of the Scout's massive arsenal, which is as bloody as he is.
*Sandman - Scout.exe bats forth a stu
The Origin of:BENThe backstory of: BEN.The Origin of:BEN10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"SHUT UP!" The snow-globe smashed into the wall next to a boys head. He cried out, fresh tears streaming down his face, and quickly ran upstairs. He pushed a door open, quickly slamming it shut once inside. This boys name..Was Ben. He had been born to an abusive household, consisting of just himself and his two parents. They always would be getting drunk, fighting, having parties. All the usual things drunkards like them would do. Ben was sweet boy at heart, with blonde locks and big, brown eyes. He would do all he could to make others happy, and LOVED to play video games. Ben would always turn on his Nintendo 64 and play all sorts of games, especially his favorite, Majoras Mask. It was slightly beaten, losing its decals, and now was just a grey cartridge with the words "MAJORAS MASK" written on the back in black marker. But, to Ben, no matter how worn and old it was, he would always play. Even when he had beaten the game over twenty times, he would just re
Harley and Ivy chapter 1Harley and Ivy: the problem with Pies.Harley and Ivy chapter 111 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(Note, this takes place in the animated DCU, after the events of the JL episode "wild cards")
Harley Quinn walked dejectedly into the abandoned factory and slumped down in an easy chair, when she did, her pet hyena's got up and padded over, nuzzling there depressed owner.
It had been a cinch for Harley to escape Arkham, with most of the Justice league either busy or recovering from the battle with the royal flush gang, there was no one available to recapture her.
Not that they would try anyway, it was a widely accepted fact that Harley was second Banana material; only dangerous if paired with a genuine criminal like Poison Ivy orů
"Mr. J." Harley choked out, holding back tears, she had planned to spring the joker when she escaped, but thanks to that psychic witch Ace her beloved Puddin had a brain that was little more than Puddin.
Ace! Harley's thoughts returned to that abnormal freak, it was all HER fault! Not only did she lure Mr. J away
The Salad Fingers TheoryThe Salad Fingers Theory8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Salad Fingers Theory.
A/N This Theory contains: Creepy, and Disturbing content that might not be suitable for kids. Viewer discretion is advised. And plz remember that theories are just theory's. (spoilers are in this)
Well you already know I have already seen the Salad Finger series, thanks to my aunt. I find it very creepy and slightly weird, but there's a lot of questions that is left unanswered in the series. So after watching the series all over again I have piled up a pretty decent theory on Salad Fingers.
First off from episode's 6 - 9 He seems to talk about the great War, many assume that they talk about WWII. Which I think they could be right or maybe they are talking about a war in the future that caused a apocalyptic look that is seen in most of the series. Now in this theory the reason Salad Fingers is the way he is, hast to do something about this great war.
Salad Fingers was once a normal human being, who lived in a town in England during a war. Salad fi
Sheik-Female or Male? An EssaySheik-Female or Male? An Essay7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
In the image above this text, you will see some official art for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time One of Zelda, the well recognised princess from the said series, and another of Sheik, the little question mark in gaming history.
(http://i2.tinypic.com/7wegg7k.jpg shows a somewhat larger image of them.
For those who didn't/never played Ocarina of Time, Zelda disguised herself as Sheik in order to hide herself from Ganondorf. During your quest as an adult, Sheik would frequently appear to offer you help in one way or another.
Ever since Ocarina of Time, there has been a constant arguments on the internet between two sides.
On the one side, we have the people who believe that Sheik is just Zelda in a different costume and with some altered features. (Different hair and eye colour, and a different skin tone)
On the other side, we the people who believe Sheik is actually a man, and Zelda used her magic to not only change her appearance, but her gender
Peach and Zelda Story Part 1Peach and Zelda Story Part 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just to let you know, that (1) I did say that I was going to make a story that has a connection of Super Mario Bros. and The legend of Zelda - Ocarina of time, (2) my diologe will probably be abit different than you expect, and (3) this is my first time doing it, so please go easy on me.
*sighed* Here goes.
It was a sunny morning in Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Princess Peach were having a wonderful picnic in the grass.
Toad: Boy, Mario. You really know how to make a sandwich. *Took a bite*
Peach: I agree. This is one of the best sandwich ever.
Mario: I'm glad you liked it. *Took a bite*
Yoshi: *Picked up a sandwich with his tongue and gobbled it*
Peach: *Giggled* Yoshi seems to like your sandwich too.
Mario: Why wouldn't he? I just made some if his favorite sandwich.
Toad: And what's that?
Mario & Peach: It's a secret.
Luigi: *Swallowed his sandwich after chewing it* By the way, forgive me for asking, but does anyone besides me ever get the feeling y
Greed Never PaysGreed Never PaysGreed Never Pays2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Please...Jessica! Please delete it!", Jade cried out nervously.
"Hmmm...nope! Don't think I will tee hee!", Jessica laughed, her generous midsection bouncing as she did. Jessica was a big girl to say the least. She was a manipulating one as well, jumping from rich boyfriend to the next in order to find her next relationship to provide her with a way of easy income. Of which included food. Her growing body was the result of her getting her boyfriends to purchase more and more food each time they went out on a "date". She enjoyed her size though, being able to intimidate by throwing it around towards other girls.
"P....please! You have to!", Jade stuttered in response. Jade on the other hand was a slim girl. And also a little nicer than the evil Jessica, as Jessica was known to start rumors and such just from the mere pleasure of seeing other squirm.
However, Jade was in love with a boy, and when Jessica had walked into the backroom and found Jade doing something unbeli
DubstepFeel the bass. Feel the beat.Dubstep4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Feel the music. Wash over me.
Feel the thrash. Feel the sound.
Feel the beat pulse. All around.
Feel the bump. Feel the pound.
Feel the beat. Take you down.
Feel the pulsing. In the air.
Feel the beat. It's everywhere.
"'Twas the night of Gotham"'Twas The night of Christmas and all throughout Gotham"'Twas the night of Gotham"5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not a villain was stirring, though they were Dauntin'.
For Batman broke into their hidden lair
and threw his baterangs into the air
The Villains were scared(This, without question)
but Batman was surprised when he heard an "OBJECTION!"
Quickly turned; a face came in sight
It was no one else, but ol' Phoenix Wright
There he stood, his hair spiked like blades
"That's breaking and entering"He yelled, Batman felt betrayed
'Phoenix!"Yelled Batman, These are the criminals
"Breaking and entering? To their crimes, It's minimal!"
Phoenix stared him deeply, his face in Distraught
Finally he spoke "What they did, I CARE NOT!"
"Their Ceiling has broke and rug set on fire"
"That man's arm is twisted!Batman, this is Dire"
The Joker (Using this as a distraction)
Tried to use his escape plan, but Batman jumped into action
"Hold it right there, Criminal Scum!"
"Ignore him"Said Phoenix "go on then, run"
The Joker found his exit and left with a laugh
Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 1Chapter 1Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 110 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mario is coming back from saving Princess Peach. Don’t be surprised, this is nothing new, it happens practically every other day. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario finds Bowser, Mario beats Bowser, Peach is saved. Same thing over and over. Like watching a dog trying to chase it’s tail; the dog loses and the tail wins. Still, people love it when Mario saves Peach. As Toadette would like to put it: “It shows the boldness and bravery Mario has to face the dreaded Koopa King in order to save someone who has great meaning to her kingdom.” The only times when Mario saves Peach that are truly heroic, in my opinion, is when he has to go on these long adventures; the ones that take weeks to travel. Adventures where you have to fight many other bosses, strangers join you on your quest, and then in the end defeat the evil villain. Like how Mario had to find and free all the Star Spirits and defeat Bowser to return the Star Rod to Star Heaven. And like the time Mario ha
Super Smash Bros. Elemental TypesFlame-type (Characters who use fire-based moves)Super Smash Bros. Elemental Types11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Body-type (Characters who attack mostly with their arms, legs, or whole body)
Mr. Game & Watch
Sonic the Hedgehog
Slash-type (Characters who fight with swords)
Energy-type (Characters who use laser or energy-based attacks)
Zero Suit Samus
Wii Fit Trainer
Electric-type (Characters who use electricity-based attacks)
PK-type (Characters who fight with PK)
Magic-type (Characters who fight with magic)
Freezing-type (Characters who use ice-based attacks)
PsychopathI wish I was a psychopathPsychopath5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So I couldn't feel a thing
This pang, this twang of loneliness
Wouldn't even sting
All the tears over what I've lost
That wouldn't even flow
If only I was a psychopath
Then emotion would not show
The friends that have betrayed me
Couldn't cause me strife
Because it truly does mean nothing
If no emotion controls my life
Being bound in cell would be meaningless
And running oh so frivolous
Without this accursed want and need
Unemotional and freely audacious
A mind ruled by logic and language
Is one that I desire
So as to end my envy towards that fortunate 1%
A psychopathic though is something I will acquire
And so I propose a toast
To the glory that is unmoving
My rebirth, my freeing, my brand new
Psychopathic life I shall be living
The Parody ShowdownOld Vince Offer was walkin' around-The Parody Showdown5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
New York City, selling new Shamwows
When suddenly Bowser came to punch-
The salesman after he ate some lunch.
Vince Offer got ticked and began to attack-
But got shot in the back by the pirate Jack-
Who revealed he could do some Kung-Fu-
Before he was bit by Steve's dog, Blue
And she started biting on Captain Jack Sparrow-
When Robin Hood hit her with an arrow
But before he could make it back to his hideout
Slash showed up and he kicked that lout,
And he took a big bazooka out from under his hat-
Blew Robin Hood away, he was done like that
But he ran out of bullets so he got away-
Because Dr. Evil unleashed a big death ray
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
I will give you the low-down
It's not gonna be pretty
And only one will survive
Who could it possibly be?
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
King Koopa spit fire on Chester A. Bum,
Like Captain Jack Sparrow threw up expired rum
Then Oscar the Grouch popped up from und