PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will
PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less l
Normal Conversation 1Normal Conversation 16 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SP
Trench Coat-ZaDr Zim stepped out of his house and into the frigid air, wearing his usual uniform. He hated earth winters, they were cold and made all the humans sniffly.Trench Coat-ZaDr4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The alien's uniform was extremely thin and did nothing to block out the chill. Which is probably why he was so cold, but he'd never stoop so low as to buy a human coat. His race however had never heard of a coat before since it was always warm on his planet, so he went without anything to block out the elements. He refused to wraps his arms around himself, this would show that he was cold, and that would be a weakness. The irken walked down the sidewalk, occasionally slipping
ZaDr short story: Sunset(If you would like, please listen to this song as you read: http://www.youtube.com/user/okanokumo?v=ko3pohMZLl8 It helps set the peaceful atmosphere I was attempting to portray in the text.)ZaDr short story: Sunset5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
If the birds soaring though in the tangerine sky looked directly below them, they would find me resting on the edge of a cliff with my feet dangling off the edge. They'd sing my lover and I a melody which neither of us understand, but enjoy none the less. Waves crash below us, but I promised to keep him safe. Nothing bad would happen as long as we were together. The summer breeze kisses my face while the last remaining rays of sunlight reach out to me, c
ZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night"See there?" A gloved finger extended upwards towards the sky, as if trying to poke it's infinite black depths; an impossible task. Amongst millions of winking white jewels sprawled against the dark curtain of night, there was only one being pointed at. To many other stargazers, that one dot might seem like....well, just a dot. Not to this particular observer though. "That's my home. Irk." Zim explained, returning his hand to it's original spot at his side. Dib nodded, hanging off of each word and letter that flowed from the other's mouth. On an ordinary Thursday night, the two adversaries would most likely be engaged in a ruthless battle, buZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Living with Manic DepressionJanuary 25, 2013Living with Manic Depression4 months ago in Emotional More Like This
I'm dating this because I want to be able to look back on it in the future to see if anything has changed for better or for worse. I know there are a lot of you who don't know what's going on with me, or don't quite understand it, but that's why I'm writing this. Sometimes you'll ask yourself, "why did Reitanna say this?" or "why does Reitanna feel so down?" "What happened to Reitanna?" Well, I'm about to tell you in length what is going on. People who read this who have the same thing will understand completely. People with nothing like it will be confused and sort of scared. It's a natural feeling. But after everything, I
Ides of March - Chapter 10Ides of March - Chapter 104 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For the umpteenth time, Zim found himself sighing as he tried to concentrate on the checkups he wanted to do, on the station's operating system. Concentration was hard to hold on to, however, when he found his eyes drifting over to where Dib lay, on one of the padded, pink benches to sleep off the stress. The boy had cried for nearly an hour straight, only stopping when exhaustion got the better of him and the alien had to help move him to a spot where he could rest.
Shaking his head, Zim tried to go back to running system checks while the human slept. There was nothing else to do for the alien.
He managed a full five minutes more before he
ZADR: OopsZADR: OopsZADR: Oops4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Author's Note: YOU DON'T LIKE ZADR DON'T READ.
Another typical Earth day, I walked to Skool and it was slightly drizzling. Good thing I put some paste on this morning or I would be burning like no tommarow. I came to a halt at my bus stop and decided to sit down for a minute and think about my mission.
Destroy Dib, Destroy the Humans, Destroy anything that's not Irken. I laughed at the final thought and realized that my bus was waiting for me to get on. The bus driver was growling at me when I was not getting on and I quickly caug
KissesDib tightened his arms around his captive, snuggling close to his fragrant chest.Kisses2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mngh." Zim grunted, jerking a little in his arms.
"Morning, alien scum," Dib mumbled into jade flesh, nuzzling against the alien's neck and placing a kiss there.
"Sleep," Zim uttered, not opening his eyes.
"But I like you," the human responded teasingly. When this merited no immediate response he pulled back and pressed his lips gingerly to the Irken's shallow cheekbone.
Zim wriggled, scrunching his eyes shut in displeasure.
"What have I told you about your little smacky human ickies?"
"What " Dib pecked him on the lips before h
A ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shotA ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shot2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The day starts with Zim walking to skool and its Halloween.
Today is Halloween and it seems Zim isn't a fan of it because 3 years ago we had a bit of a spooky day with all that spooky creatures coming out of my head and Zim was in it too because i dragged him in with me. I gave up my life, i gave up everything, i stopped being a paranoraml investigator...My emotions changed but now its all good. I'm off to the halloween dance at skool and I seem to be dressed as a scientist.
Ugh, today's that dumb human holiday. Everyone is dressed up, even the Almighty ZIM! I walked and I bumped into The Dib."Watch where your goi
scarsscarsscars3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib clenched his fists in anger digging his nails deep into his palms as he stared outraged as he heard so of the conversation the tallest were having with Zim. He sucked at his lipring and kept his mouth shut as the tallest teased Zim more.
" it looks like taking over earth isn't the only thing you failed at." Red pointed toward Zims' neck and snickered. Zim brought a fingerless gloved hand up to his neck and lowered his head. Dib tried not to think of that horrible day when he'd found the unconscious irken lying next to a bloody razer blade, Dib shook his head to clear his thought and continued to listen.
"Zim what's wrong did find
ZADR -The Rain- It is cool outside.ZADR -The Rain-2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The rain pours from a soup of gray cotton, endless, for hours.
Thunder rolls over shivering treetops and rattles panes of glass.
The bed is warm.
The sheets are soft and cocoonlike, and the comforter is heavy and safe.
The silent whoosh of breath on breath fills the chilly air with moist heat.
Strong, pale arms are closed tight on the slender frame they never want to release. The littler form is curled close, legs tangled with its companion's.
Here there is no mission; no duty.
Here there is no shame. Inhibitions are obsolete.
There are no fears or stressors or worries. There is only comfort. Only human
ZaDr --- Teaching LoveI stared longingly in Zims beautiful magenta eyes. We were so close that I felt his breathe on my face.ZaDr --- Teaching Love4 years ago in General More Like This
My heart tingled. I wanted to taste it, feel it in my body, make it mine.
I closed my eyes and very slowly, like in one of those old romance movies, making me want him more, I filled the gap between us and pressed lightly my lips on his.
My heart began pounding hard against my chest as Zims lips moved on mines.
Then, I gently slid my tongue through his lower lip, asking for entrance.
He startled a bit, and after a few seconds of hesitation he allowed me in as I slid my arms around his neck pulling him closer, deepening th
PWF Profile - IrkensPWF Profile - Irkens9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
In the PWF universe, I have given Irkens certain traits. Whether or not this goes against some actual traits, I don't really care. I'll try to stick as close to Jhonen's Irkens as I can, but I have bent them into a certain model that goes along with the story of PWF.
Of course, they're green, and their bodies are no more than hosts controlled by paks. They still have fuctioning organs, though. Squeedlyspooch!
In fanfiction, people have been known to give their Irkens blue, purple, or even pink blood. However, I've stuck with red. It isn't as dark and crimson as our blood, but sort of orange tinted, sort of like the color of blood of someo
TraitorTraitor3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I remember back when we were kids I remember pushin' you on a swing
I remember when I helped you study for tests and the triumphant joy on your face when you showed me a perfect score
I remember helpin' you out fer yer first date heh ya'll were so nervous
I remember when you carried me to the medic's office when I passed out on the track
remember when I accidentally broke the coach's prize trophy an' you took the rap for me an' had to run twenty laps
I remember the night you told me you were one of THEM... a rebel
I remember tellin' you
A Not-So-Good Angel -ZaDr- Chapter 7Chapter 7A Not-So-Good Angel -ZaDr- Chapter 75 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I jumped up panting and looking around. "Where am I?" What the hell?! Was that just a dream?! I looked around to see Zim passed out not too far away from me. I get up and shake him lightly. He was bleeding and whimpering in pain. "Zim?!"
Zim looked up at me and jumped up looking around, laughing as he stared at me. "You're not in my head!"
What was he talking about?! "Zim, where are we?!" I asked looking around to get my answer. We were in front of his yard. It was destroyed and I could tell we were fighting before something happened. "What happened?"
Zim pressed his finger against my lips. "Shhh, for a second, I will tell you l
Ides of March - Chapter 8Ides of March - Chapter 87 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib did try.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the boy worked on getting back on his feet. His alien companion watched the progress with keen eyes, even though Zim left him by himself most of the time. Dib was both glad and unhappy about that.
After all, the alien was the only being that he could talk to and somewhat trust anymore. In his own, weird way, Dib knew Zim cared for him and he was grateful for it. The ability to actually talk to someone, train his voice and not be entirely alone with his thoughts was like balm for his addled mind.
Gir... was another story. While he didn't dislike the little thing, there was no way he could stand the noise
ZIMthetic -Part 6-ZIMthetic -Part 6-6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OXYGEN LEVELS:.:.:.: Stable
TEMPATURE:.:.:.: 87degrees F
GENDER DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
DNA DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
Dib lay in his bed. Wide awake. Of course he would be wide awake considering he had been sleeping for 5 days. But it might've mostly been because of fear. Fear of what? Everything... What would Zim do if he found out Dib had escaped? Would he let it slide, or come back to get rid of him for good? More important question. What would Zim do to Dib if he was successful in killing the smeet? That was a terrifying thought... But couldn't Zim just make anot
zadr- The Escape"You have failed us yet again zim. You are the most worthless, pathetic, ignorant piece of scum we have ever laid our eyes on. From this moment on you are banished from irk and if you ever set foot on it again I will ki- "zadr- The Escape3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
zim stared up at his monitor silently as purple interrupted red and whispered something that made the both of them grin.
"Instead of banishment we have decided death is a more fitting fate for you."
zim's mind went numb as the reality of what was happening set in. the tallest stared at zim with almost pure joy as they all but purred out the rest,
"tak has almost completely concoured the southern half of earth, so we h
ZADR/PWF DictionaryZADR - Zim and Dib romanceZADR/PWF Dictionary9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
ZADRism - ZADR worship
ZADRgasm - going into super freak out mode over ZADR
Anti-ZADRs - people who are against ZADR
The PWF Bible - the small green composition book that Reitanna has written EVERYTHING that happens in the comic from chapter 7 to chapter 20. It also has extra notes about the comic. There is a second composition book that has comic ideas written in it for after PWF is finished.
Brat-a-zoid - a way to describe Zim in PWF
Brat-tastic - another way to describe Zim
NOX-U-OWT - sleep medication
Soodokoo - Sudoku
Octochicken - a cross between an octopus and a chicken
The Freedom Apple - the apple
ZaDr short story: Fast FoodWe sat in silence. The smell of bubbling grease made me feel physically ill, and seeing it drip off the chins of people that were spread around the room forced a gag out of me. It was disgusting! How anybody could enjoy eating a dead animal soaked in fat was a mystery to me, but apparently not to the teen before me. Just as the others did, he gobbled down his meal as if he'd been starved for days. I had gotten my usual ice cream cone. It wasn't fantastic, but at least it didn't seem to be making me sick. Dib had finally finished grossing my out and now sipped on his drink. "You alright Zim?" He asked with a puzzled expression. I continued toZaDr short story: Fast Food5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
You Can't Lie with ThoseYou Can't Lie with Those3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“When did he arrive?” the two orderlies tried keeping up with their commander who was storming down the narrow corridor.
“An hour ago, Sir. You were in a meeting, we had to…” one tried but was immediately silenced by the boom of a terrifying voice, “You should have called me sooner! What’s his condition?”
“He’s not going to last much longer, Sir. But he is responsive at the moment for you to question him…” the other mumbled, glancing over the chart in his hand.
“The problem is getting him to shut up. He keeps yelling to talk to you,” his fellow doctor grumbl
One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 7Chapter 7One Thousand Dollars -ZaDr- Chapter 75 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Zim slapped him glaring at him. Tears streaked down his face. "What the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you leave me in there like that?! What the hell made you want to go and fucking kill yourself?!" Why would you kill yourself? Is it my doing? Do you hate me now?
Dib took the abuse seeing his arms had bandages on them. He got up brushed himself off and started walking away. Should I get attached? Should I let him get attached to me? Its not fair! Why did he have to like me?! What's his secrets?! What happened to us?! I can hear him ranting on and on about what I just tried to do but what the hell does it matter?! Its not like