The Name's Kirkland... Arthur Kirkland.
"Jesus Christ, Alfred, can you ever stop eating?!?"
"I-I'm sorry, I can't help it!"
Arthur Kirkland groaned but continued to crawl in the ventilation shafts above his target's house.
Would've been perfectly spy-ish if Alfred's voracious eating sounds weren't heard in the background.
"Will you stop that?!" the Brit hissed at the American. Alfred took another bite of his burger. "Stah wha? Breehing?" he said with a full mouth. Arthur put a finger to his lips to motion for Alfred to be quieter.
The two continued to crawl further in the labyrinth of ventilation before reaching their designated vent. There was a metal grate that jailed the sight of many guards in fancy suits.
Right on time, Alfred popped the whole entire (or what was left) of his Big-Mac in his mouth before dusting his hands off. He grabbed his shotgun from his pocket and slipped on his shades. "Let's do this, dude!" he said quietly.
Arthur nodded and slid on the shades as well. Cocking his gun, he kicked the vent so it dro
RQ: Completely Priceless. EnglandxBullied!ReaderThe only sounds that could be heard in her bedroom were hushed sobs of sorrow and anguish. There were shards of glass everywhere; some pieces reflected sunlight from the window. ________ sat in huddled in the corner, cradling her injured fist to her chest. Her choked sobs subsiding as she slowly recovered from her breakdown. _________ didn’t know if she could continue living anymore. What was the point? Everything around her said that she wasn’t good enough.RQ: Completely Priceless. EnglandxBullied!Reader2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
She was tired of trying to reach the impossible goal of being perfect by societal standards. She was tired of trying to be something she wasn’t in order to gain the approval of others. She became weary of the taunts and jeers of her classmates. ______ didn’t want to go to school anymore. It became too much. The mocking laughter of her tormentors echoed in her mind. Their voices filled with spite and hatred resounded in her ears.
“No one likes you.
EnglandxReader Pixies and Tea (request)EnglandxReaderEnglandxReader Pixies and Tea (request)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pixies and Tea
"Listen Mint Bunny, there has to be a spell I can use to let the others see you." Arthur leaned forward, staring seriously at the small green rabbit.
"You might accidentally kill me, you know your spells go wrong."
"Yes, but maybe--" The British man stopped talking as he saw the rabbit shake it's head.
"I'll pass. It's fine that just you can see me." Mint bunny chirped, Arthur grinned and patted his friends head.
Arthur with the rabbit talked a few minutes longer, He was still a bit disheartened that Mint Bunny was the only one of his friends the other countries couldn't see. It had happened a few months back, Suddenly Alfred could see Unicorn and Francis the faeries, pretty soon all of the other countries could see all of Arthur's friends, except Mint Bunny.
"ARTIE!" He turned and saw ______ Walking into the kitchen. Smiling Arthur ran over sweeping her into a hug.
You smiled at Arthur. He
EnglandxReader - The Perfect SnowmanEnglandxReader - The Perfect Snowman2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Its quite cold out there, ________. Are you sure you want to-
You cut him off, Yes, Arthur! Cmon, itll be fun.
You had put your gloves on but Arthur insisted you wore a scarf as he wrapped it around your neck, and a hat too, pulling it onto your head.
You had been snowed in at Arthurs house, the snow being way too thick to drive in and he refused to let you walk home, so therefore the only choice was to stay here with the man you have a huge crush on. Maybe even love.
If you get cold, please tell me, he says, pulling his coat on. You take hold of his scarf and wind it around his neck like he did to you, grinning.
Ok, I promise. Now, come on.
He opens the door and the two of you step outside and into the deep snow in his back garden. It swirls through the air and starts to land on you. You turn to look at Arthur and giggle when you saw the amount of snow his hair has already collected.
I think youl
How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 4How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What happened between you and _______________?"
Arthur glanced sideways in his seat with an annoyed expression. "Just wait a moment here you git. When you said 'we' on the phone, you didn't mean 'we' as in you, me and these two did you?" He asked pointing at the two men who sat on either side of him. "When one of the Bad Touch Trio says 'we', it indirectly addresses all of us." Francis replied as the albino Prussian nodded in approval. "Now moving on, what happened between you and _______________?" The Brit took a deep breath. "Nothing happened between us." He answered bluntly to the Spaniard.
"Look mi amigo, _______________ is under our care. If something happens to her and her papito finds out, we'll all be dead." The brunette whispered when a middle-aged man passed by eyeing them awkwardly. "'Papito?' You mean she doesn't have a mother?" Antonio silently cursed himself at the revelation he just told them. "She does. I just saw her a few months ago in the bar with another
England x Reader - My Cake!“One slice of strawberry cake please,” you ordered, watching the cashier take the cake out and place it on the counter.England x Reader - My Cake!2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“You’re lucky. That’s the last one,” she smiled at you and held out her hand. You were just about to place the money on her hand, but out of nowhere another hand landed there and left a $5 note, a voice telling her to “Keep the change!”
“Hey!” you called out, reaching for the person’s shoulder and turning him around, only to find out that you knew him.
“(Name),” he stated.
“Arthur,” you said back, just as bluntly.
The two of you just stood there for a few moments, before you continued.
“Um…I believe I bought that first.”
“No, I paid for it first,” declared Arthur.
“But I ordered it!”
“Yes, but who gave the money first?”
“I was giving it! You blocked my way!”
“Either way I bought it first. I’m planning
How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 5How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
_______________ looked up at the ceiling of her room, seeing the constellations coming from her night light as they kept on moving around. But it didn’t give her the comfort it usually gave every night.
‘It only means that Arthur is your first love.’
She shut her eyes trying to get the sleep she desperately needed and to forget everything that happened earlier before the trio accompanied her back to her apartment. Darn it! She thought placing the blanket over her face.
~*~*~*~*~*~Le Awesome Flashback with Prussia!~*~*~*~*~*~
“‘F-First… Love…?’” The (h/c) girl asked feeling her face burn up. “What do you mean? I couldn’t possibly…” Antonio, Gilbert and Francis became concerned at her reaction. “Is something wrong about it frau?” The albino showed full worry in his voice. _______________ hesitated to tell them. She didn’t know how to put her thoughts into words.
EnglandxReader - Miracles HappenEnglandxReader - Miracles Happen2 years ago in Romance More Like This
See, Mrs. Kirkland? Thats your baby right there, the doctor says, running his finger around the little shape in the middle of the screen as he holds the scanner on your belly. You cant help the tears pouring down your cheeks in absolute delight at the thought.
You and Arthur had been trying for about two years to get pregnant, but it just wasnt happening, and yet here you are, looking at the screen and actually seeing the tiny baby growing inside of you.
But weve been trying for so long and nothing happened, you say, staring at the screen as though if you looked away for a second it would disappear.
Things like this happen, Mrs. Kirkland. Ive had cases where couple has been told that they can never have children, and yet theyre back here a few months later looking at their baby on that screen.
And everything looks ok, yeah? I mean, its normal and stuff, right? you ask.
How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 1How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
A certain blond male yawned while walking directly to the counter where a dark-haired bartender stood shaking up a mixture for a customer who was waiting in front of him. Catching a glimpse of the newly arrived guest, Kiku turned to greet him with a smile. "Konbanwa Arthur-san." He greeted slightly bowing down. "Good evening Kiku." He replied sitting down beside a sandy blond American. "Arthur, dude! Good to see that you're back here!" The male practically glomped at him until he dodged at the last minute.
"The usual one please." Arthur ordered rubbing his eyes underneath his glasses. "Whoa dude, you got some serious eye bags." Alfred commented seeing dark sacks forming under the British man's eyes. He squinted his eyes at the comment. He wore the glasses for the reason that no one would see it but it was useless when it comes to the cheeky American. "I haven't gotten much sleep lately." He confessed resting his head on top of his folded hands. "There were a lot of document
Tattoo Englandxreader"♪ Hey hey Daddy, could I have some rum?Tattoo Englandxreader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hey hey Mummy, hey hey mummy
It doesn't matter what I do, I never forget
The taste of pudding we had long ago in my head!
Draw a circle, that's the earth.
Draw a circle, that's the earth
Draw a circle, that's the...♪ Hey!" I whined, annoyed someone had pulled out my earphones.
"W-what are you listening to?!" demanded a familiar British voice. I smirked.
"Why, I'm listening to you, Artie." I responded coyly.
His face turned bright red. He's so easy to rile up! I thought.
"W-well knock it off!" he told me, clearly getting more flustered.
"Awww, but why?" I pouted.
"Because it's embarrassing! You of all people should know what it's like to have embarrassing stuff of you on YouTube."
Heheh... Why haven't I taken that stuff down? I shook my head.
"T-that's different! You're actually really good!"
Cue England's face reaching tomato red coloring.
"Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah man! You could be on like, X-factor or Britain's g
2p!EnglandxBullied!Reader: I'm not dumb! Ch. 12p!EnglandxBullied!Reader: I'm not dumb! Ch. 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oliver... I'm moving" You whisper, your British friend dropped the basket full of cupcakes he was going to share with you. "But.. We just became friends.". It's been about a year in a half since you met Oliver. You managed to keep your Special Ed classes a secret. You were afraid he would look at you differently too. You were moving into the city. You were in the middle of your second grader year along with Oliver.
His bright eyes swelled up and ran to you hugging. "stay with me forever! It's not fair!" He cried.
You frown trying not to cry "Ollie... I'm sorry..." he pulled away at your word. His facial expression looking more insane. "Stay... " He said again stroking you hand. You blink at him "We'll run away.. Bake cupcakes. Live carefree." He said softly trying to forget that you were ever leaving in the first place. "Oliver stop..." pulling you hand lightly away.
"I'll miss you" you whispered and ran off. He cried loudly as you left. You chest hurt incredibly but it had to be done
EnglandxCurly!/NaturalHair!Reader (Short OneShot)STOP! INFO TIME!!!EnglandxCurly!/NaturalHair!Reader (Short OneShot)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
For plot's sake, reader-chan wears a scarf or bonnet to bed. This keeps her hair from tangling and keeps the frizzles at bay! So, my curly sistas, if you want to keep your hair from being the nightmare before combing, just wear a scarf or bonnet on your head! Ok! Now onto the story!
_______ couldn’t believe it! She had left her bonnet in her nightstand drawer. No one in the entire world goes in that drawer. Not even her completely terrified English husband. “Ah…________? Are you sure you need that thing? I’m positive that one night without it couldn’t be that bad…” Arthur heard all the clanging and banging that was happening in their bathroom cease abruptly. The door slowly opened with a long, agonizing creak. There, his wife stood with the most manic, disturbing look
Stereo Hearts: England x Reader songficIf I was just another dusty record on the shelfStereo Hearts: England x Reader songfic2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else
If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that?
Like it read well, check it, Travie, I can handle that
You opened up the window, sticking out your head to find the source of the music. It had streamed into your ears late at night, and you had finally broken down to try to find its source. Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heros drifted towards you, making you smile. Another voice called your name, "_____?" You looked down onto your back lawn to see Arthur Kirkland. In his grasp, held high above his heads, was a big old fashioned stereo. Your eyes widened.
It was cheesy as hell. It was classic. It was... Arthur. You grinned wider than you thought possible, and jumped out the window, scaring him half to death. But you landed on your feet, as you had done it many times before. Arthur set the boom box down and you hugged him tightly. He pulled back, taking his class ring in one h
[EnglandxReader]Stupidest pirate in the Seven seas[EnglandxReader]Stupidest pirate in the Seven seas2 years ago in Humor More Like This
[Pirate!EnglandxReader] - Stupidest Pirate in the Seven Seas.
You sat in the cell with Captain Arthur Kirkland. The most notorious Pirate in all the Seven Seas.
...When he's not Drunk as hell that is.
You watched as he picked up the bone and tried to lure the guard dog closer, so he could take the key.
"Come on, Doggy." He said, whistling. "It's just you, (name) and me. Just you, (name) and Ol' Arthur."
The dog came a little closer much to Arthur's delight. "Come on, Come on, Good boy. That's a good boy!" He grinned.
You rolled your eyes and sighed. Arthur shot you a glare before turning back to the dog.
"That's a good boy! Come on! Bit Closer, just a bit closer!" He waved the bone around. "That's it, That's it Doggy! Come on you...filthy, slimy, mangy cur."
Before Arthur could grab the keys, the dog ran away. "No! No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it!" He whined.
"...Anymore Bright Ideas, Captain?" You asked, sarcastically. Arthur turned to you. "He ran away." He said.
England x Reader - Reaching the Stars - Pt 1England x Reader - Reaching the Stars - Pt 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
England x Reader – Reaching the Stars
It was another calm evening, like so many others. You were in your room, wondering about where was your beloved diary. For some odd reason, you can’t find it anywhere, and it was really annoying. You take a breathe and calmed down.
You sat in front of your desk, caught a pen and a blank paper and started writing.
“Dear Piece of Paper,
How are you today? Fine, I suppose!
This is _______ again! I have so much to tell you about! It’s unbelievable!
Though I can’t find my diary anywhere… Do you think the maids caught it? I hope not.
Seriously, I’m so happy today! Uncle will let me visit my two dearest friends! I almost don’t go out because of this thing of mine… Because of this, everyone look strange at me, like I was a freak of nature… But that it’s not true!
This thing of mine… I can tell you if you promise me that you won’t tell anyone, deal? Yup!
Sharpie“How does he not wake up?” You asked the blond next to you. His face was scrunched in a cute way, showing he was trying to concentrate.Sharpie2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I’m not sure but it’s better for us this way.” He said, finishing off his masterpiece. He stood up straight and smiled at his achievement.
“He’s going to kill you for this Alfred.” You said admiring his work. He looked at you with them sparkling sapphire eyes.
“Get a picture and we’ll make a run for it.” Quickly taking out your phone, you took a couple of pictures. However, you forgot to turn the flash off. “Crap.” Alfred muttered as the British man asleep in front of the two of you began to stir. “Slowly back away!” He whispered loudly, grabbing your hand and pulling you away. Once outside the room the two of you ran as quickly as you could.
A few hours later you were walking around the house when you bumped into Arthur. “Sorry (y/n).” H
J.G.F.I. Teacher!Hetalia x Student!Reader: EthicsJ.G.F.I. Teacher!Hetalia x Student!Reader: Ethics2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Smiling to yourself slightly, you knocked on the door, hoping he would be there. When you were sure you heard a whisper telling to come in, you opened the door and stepped inside the classroom. You looked around, not noticing anybody.
"Hello?" you asked. "Is anyone here?"
"I'm right here, (_y/n_)." the same whisper-like voice said. You turned towards the voice's direction and saw a certain quiet Ethics teacher sitting at his desk, waving sheepishly and with a small smile. You blushed from embarrassment.
You had a huge crush on him, yet you didn't always notice him immediately. At least you noticed him at all, unlike other students. What's worse was that the poor guy ended up teaching the subject no one cared about. Poor, unfortunate soul.
"I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Williams!" you exclaimed, the guilt rushing in you. He laughed slightly, used to that sort of thing happening.
"It's fine, (_y/n_), really." he said, his voice reaching a normal tone (though we all know there's still the
Bad Love Advice- EnglandxReaderBad Love Advice- EnglandxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
((A/N: Damn, I barely made the deadline on this one! DX I need to speed up my writing skills…))
Arthur sighed as he watched you have fun with some of your friends. You were perfect in his eyes, with your (h/l)(h/c) hair that looked very soft, your (s/c) complexion which seemed to glow in the sun, and last but not least, your beautiful (e/c) eyes that always sparkled with happiness. Once again he sighed. He wished so badly to ask you out, but he just didn't have the guts to do so. You probably wouldn't like him that way anyway. You'd most likely go after someone like Alfred or Francis, heck, maybe even Ivan! The saddest part was, tomorrow was Valentines Day. If Arthur didn't ask you out now, you would most likely get asked out by someone else.
“Ohhonhonhon~ Who are you staring at, Arthur?” A French voice asked him, snapping him out of his thoughts.
Arthur turned to the annoying Frenchman,
Kings of the Seas (EnglandxReaderxSpain)Kings of the SeasKings of the Seas (EnglandxReaderxSpain)2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Request for hetaliatardis
You watched through the second story window of your room as a merchant ship made it's way into the harbor. Docked next to it was a pirate ship that had payed off all of the local guards. Smirking, you let your mind meander to possible outcomes of the unfortunate trader.
Downstairs, your father was shouting at someone. You turned back to your bed and sat on the foot of it, toying with the ends of your (h/l) hair.
"The king and his men stole the queen from her bed,
And bound her in her bones.
Now the seas be ours
And by the powers,
Where we will,
A crash from wherever your father was arguing with his guest echoed up to you, but you calmly closed your eyes and blocked it out.
"Yo, ho. All together.
Hoist the colors high.
Heave, ho. Thieves and beggars,
Never shall we die."
Footsteps stomped up the stairs to your room and your (e/c) eyes quickly snapped open, widely staring at the do
The First Kiss (EnglandxReader)The First Kiss (EnglandxReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You couldn’t believe this was happening to you. Your boyfriend Arthur was coming over and you were going to be home alone with him for three hours. Oh lord, your heart was pounding and you were so nervous at the thought of it. Arthur was your first boyfriend and you have your best friend to thank for introducing the two of you. It took a while for you to get out of your shell, but one thing lead to another and here you are, four months later. He was the epitome of a true gentleman—never trying to rush you into things and doing chivalrous acts like it isn’t dead—he’s just the kind of guy you need.
You were in the middle of cleaning your room when you heard a knock on the door. You finished shoving all the things that might be embarrassing into your closet, under the bed, and into drawers before running for the door and swinging it open. There he stood, looking fresh and clean… while you were in some sweatpants and an old t-shirt with your hair
Seven Minutes In Heaven~ EnglandSeven Minutes In Heaven~ England2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You thrust your hand into the hat and felt around, grabbing something at random and pulling it out. You found that you held a small British flag, slowly twirling it around in between your fingers curiously. You were pretty sure you knew whose it was.
“Hey, _____ got Arthur!” Alfred announced loudly, spotting the flag in your hand. You just shook your head and made your way to your friend’s messy closet before he threw you in there. ‘Such a strange place to lock people inside of…Especially for a game like this’ you thought, leaning against the wall. A few moments later the bushy browed brit poked his head out from the kitchen doorway, glaring at the noisy American as he walked towards him “I never put anything in there! What’s the meaning of this- hey! Let go of me you wanker!” he shouted, struggling to get away as Alfred dragged him towards the closet. “Sorry dude! Can’t keep the lady waiting” he replied c
papa!FrancexChibi!Canadaxmama!readerEnjoypapa!FrancexChibi!Canadaxmama!reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hello, Bonjour. My name is Matthew.I am this many.Uhhhh~ 7 years old.
I love to play games but I love my mama _________, and my Papa very much.They love me too.
Today is a very special day for mama and papa, it is their 10th marrigeux annviermasary. I don't think I said that right, what do you want from me i'm only 7.
I had woken up and grabbed my stuffed animal whom i've named Kumajiro. Mama wrote his name on the tag so I wouldn't forget his name.Sometimes I have trouble though but enough about this back to my parents. I had one of the maids follow me as I went through the drawers in the kitchen. The chef was busy making breakfast and would scold me if I went back there but today was important for my parents so who cared? I grabbed a magazine that had alot of cakes and turn to the page that made my mouth water. I took it to the chef and told him to make it for my parents amiversiiry. He said something in french super fast and kept the picture by him.
"Matthieu, what do
The Bad Touch Trio and the Killer Toy StoreThe Bad Touch Trio and the Killer Toy Store2 years ago in Humor More Like This
*~|WARNING! THERE IS SWEARING IN THIS STORY! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, TURN BACK BEFORE THE POINT OF NO RETURN!|~*
When you first met Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert, you knew right there they were going to quite the troublesome trio. But you never knew the true extent of your skeptical thoughts until today.
The day when they decided to go to Toys R Us for the first time.
"Vow, Frau, this place is amazing!" Gilbert mused, trailing his fingers over a nerf gun. Just as his hand was about to clench the toy in his fists, you smacked it away. "No guns!" you scolded. The Prussian sighed and stuffed his hands in their pockets.
You swiveled around, expecting to face the infamous Frenchman known as Francis. But there was no such thing, only Lovino and Antonio having a one sided argument, Lovino the only arguing.
Taking your French friend's pervy actions into mind, you panicked. "Oi! Where did Francey-pants go?" you yelled over Lovino and Antonio's argument.
"Shut the hell-a up!" Lovino
EnglandXReader Still I love youTime and Time again his memories overcame him. Of when times were good, when he was young, happy and full of life.EnglandXReader Still I love you2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Arthur! Arthur Stop it~! Hahaha Please!” Your beloved tickled you over and over again.
“Oh come now Love. You were the one that started this tickle war of yours” Arthur grinned as he had you pinned on the couch.
When he got home only minutes before, tried and over worked. All you wanted to do was make him smile. So you started a tickle war with the Englishmen and lost as her over powered you. He may not look strong with his thin pale body. But he was strong and now he was about to make you well aware of it.
“Arthur I started this because I wanted to make you smile” You said looking up to him. “And you are now.”
His smile was beautiful to you, something you wanted to see every day for as long as you lived. You leaned up to him and let your lips meet his. Every kiss Arthur ever gave you was everything you ever wanted. He r
Hero: America x ReaderAlfred F. Jones. The man was your hero. Maybe not how he’d like to think, with a cape and superpowers. But you were pretty sure that his everlasting grin and personality had some supernatural quality to them. He was amazing, and you knew you couldn’t live without him. He made you feel like the only girl in the entire world, and could make you smile with just a simple glance.Hero: America x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And you would take a bullet for him. You loved him to death, and you told him that regularly. He loved you back and you couldn’t help but to feel like the luckiest girl alive.
But when it came down to it, you would do anything for him. Even if you knew it would hurt him. So as your (e/c) eyes widened seeing the eighteen wheeler coming out of no where, your only thought was to save the man at your side. You pushed him forcefully out of the street, just as the vehicle slammed into you.
You felt horrible. The large force crashed into you, and you could hear the audible sound of things crunching. Not