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The Start Of The JokeChapter: 1The Start Of The Joke10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
I woke up to whispering. What is going on? The last thing I remember is mommy and daddy was about to get on stage and I was back stage about to fall asleep. Daddy gave me a kiss on my head and said he would be back later. Now I am here. I lift up my head and open my eyes after yawning and rubbing my eyes with my little hands I look around. There was about 5 kids and a woman. I was inside some place and saw more kids having fun outside. The woman smiled at me.
"Hello I am Suzy. What is your name honey?" she asked.
"where is mommy and daddy?" I ask.
"honey they were killed on one of their acts while you were asleep.
Night of the Scarecrow chp14Night of the ScarecrowNight of the Scarecrow chp145 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 14 - The Reign Ends
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A constant, strong wind blew on Jervis's back that made him feel as light as a feather. All previous tension was released at once, and he even had trouble remembering what it was that had upset him.
His eyes noticed an odd sight: someone – no, it was his friend Jonathan! He recognized that funny, old mask he liked to wear – was looking at him, bent over some kind of edge. Perhaps it is a wall? he mused. Jervis was certain it was made of stone. And glass.
However, his friend's silhouette seemed to back away as it was constantly becoming smaller. This
The Start Of The Joke Section 6Chapter: 10The Start Of The Joke Section 66 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
I wake up to someone shaking me lightly.
"Harley... Harley. Get up Harley!" Jason whisper yells at me.
"what time is it?" I groan as I pull the blanket over my head.
"it's six in the morning but I have a surprise for you." he pulled the blanket off my head. Jason getting up this early for me? This has to be good. I open my eyes. It was still dark outside. Jason smiles down at me. His hair was messy because he most likely didn't brush it. I smiled at him. Pulling myself up.
"meet me out side as soon as you can. Bye!" he ran out the room without closing to door. I just sighed. Plan old Jason. I pull myself out of bed a
The Start Of The Joke Section 5Chapter: 8The Start Of The Joke Section 58 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
Days went by and nothing important really happened. Jason didn't kiss me. Which made me kinda sad and we really were just friends. Never once saying I love you. This all changed on a morning when I woke up to a lovely scream. One that could only be Miss. Numb. Did Jason do something to her? I asked myself as I pulled myself out of bed and changes into some jeans and a blue shirt. I brushes out my hair and pulled it into pigtails. Jason ran in and he was laughing. Yep. He did something to Miss. Numb.
"Look Harley Edward locked Miss. Numb in her room!" he yelled as he pulled me out the door. Edward was a tall boy with
The Start Of The Joke Section 4Chapter: 7The Start Of The Joke Section 49 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
The next day was boring. So boring. Miss. Numb was punishing me and Jason for this trick we pulled on her. We were not allowed to see one another yesterday. I just sat in my room most of the day. When I looked through the window I saw Jason outside in a tree starting at people like he was going to jump on one of them any second. Like he was planning a fate for them. He never did anything thing though. That I was grateful for. The new day started and I sat in my room for most the morning watching kids come in and out. Jason soon came in. He looked kinda crazy when he first came in. He was talking to himself. When he s
TherapyTherapyTherapy1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"'You belong here.' Those were the last words that the Batman said to me. Honestly, I don't know what I did wrong. I loved. Is that my crime? I loved and cared for someone enough to be labeled 'crazy'? But love is crazy! Nothing but crazy. "
The group stared at him. Some scoffing, others were too drugged up to care. I, however, watched him. He was nervous and seemed quite shy. It took a lot to get him to open up. The doctors had to give him his top hat to make him talk. He seemed so uncomfortable next to the Joker. Couldn't blame him. If we 'Belonged here', Joker was the one that belonged the most. Out of all of us, he was the most
Big Mistake - Page 4The days passed, Harley felt like today was her last in this hospital. Then she would go to Arkham. She was slightly glad; staring at these same walls was getting boring. But once she got to Arkham, the only thing she would see would be her bare empty cell and the room where her therapy sessions would be.Big Mistake - Page 42 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
She always hated how the cells were so empty. Nothing at all was in them, rarely a flimsy bed and the tightly locked door. She had counted every tile on the floor, wall, and ceiling. 87 tiles on the floor, 142 on all four walls, and 75 on the ceiling. Every cell was built the same, every cell and those numbers.
She had played checkers in h
Big Mistake - Page 2Joker ran his gloved hands through his hair as he stood up. He calmed himself down and stretched his arms, trying to release some stress.Big Mistake - Page 22 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He gave a last disappointed look at her, laying unconscious and bruised on the floor. "...big mistake..." He muttered and straightened his coat.
"It wasn't her fault your plan failed, Joker."
Batman. Great. Joker didn't bother to look around for him. He was hiding in the shadows somewhere.
"It was mine."
Joker bit his lip in annoyance. "Yeah, but unfortunatelyyyy, you're not my personal punching bag."
That made Batman mad. He always had a soft spot for Harl. Joker was knocked to the ground by Batman's
Big Mistake - Page 1"What do you mean they're GONE?!?!?!" Joker yelled as Harley fell against the wall. Her cheek was red and stinging from the hard smack he just gave her.Big Mistake - Page 12 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"B-Batman came a-and--" She stammered, trying to stand up.
"We needed those explosives, Harl!!!! What the hell happened to them?!?" He grabbed her torn shirt and yanked her up.
"Batty dumped 'em in the ocean! Th-they're gone!" She trembled and pleaded with her tear soaked eyes.
"Oh really? Just, hello, I'm gonna ruin everything now, alrrrighty have a nice day!!!" Joker thrust her into the cement wall, banging her head hard against it. "Did you even TRY to stop him?!?!"
"Of course!" She d
Night of the Scarecrow chp13Night of the Scarecrow chp131 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Night of the Scarecrow
Chapter 13 - Never Mind the Consequences
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"... provided no further information. In an earlier interview Police Detective Samuel Steveson stated that the shattered door hints at no obvious danger. Despite these incidents, Commissioner Gordon from the GCPD reassured that the festivities of Gotham's 100th anniversary will take place this afternoon just as planned. 'We strongly believe it was suicide' he says. The body found in the basement has yet to be identified. However, an increased number of security staff will–"
An armored, black glove pressed a button on the remote control which
The Start Of The Joke Section 3Chapter: 5The Start Of The Joke Section 39 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
I sling my arm over Jason's shoulder snuggling up against him. The room was cold. Icy cold. I shivered as I slung my blanket over us. I looked around the room. It had white walls with a pale carpet. there was about four beds in the room all with a sticker on them with the name of whose bed it was. Every bed was the same. Dark brown blankets with three pillows. The pillow covers were a light brown. There was one single light on the ceiling. The walls were bare. I sighed at the look of this room. It was empty and boring. I always wanted my room to be a soft yellow with light blue covers. When I close my eyes all I can
The Start Of The Joke Section 2Chapter: 3The Start Of The Joke Section 29 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley's POV
Jason starts to explain what he wants to do for his birthday. It so happens his birthday falls on April 1 so every year he likes to prank someone. This year it was Miss. Numb. He explained the plane and said we needed costumes. We did not earn money that easy but me and Jason has saved up for years. I still did not want to spend it on a costume. I talk Jason into letting me wear something that is black and red and painting my nails that color too. He is going to wear a jacket he had for church (that we had to go to) but he got sharpie and drew on it with the colors purple and yellow. He knew he would be in big troubl
The Doctor Is InAn evil smile,The Doctor Is In2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The doctor is in,
Don't ask what's in that needle
As he lifts your chin.
The prick of a pin
In your jugular vein
You start to feel fear,
You start to feel pain.
Doctor what's the problem?
Who turned off the lights?
I'm really feeling frightened
And I see something that bites.
What is that I feel,
Crawling up my arm?
Doctor can't you see it?
I think it will cause me harm.
You hear and evil cackle
Now there is a sadistic grin
You're sure that's not the doctor,
As the toxin sets in.
With a crazy smile,
He asks you what you see.
All you do is scream,
And beg to be let free.
Doctor why don't you help me?
T
Big Mistake - Page 5She knew that laugh!!! She whirled around to look at him. He laughed so hard he cried! The doctor pulled off his paper mask, revealing his smiling scars.Big Mistake - Page 52 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Damn Harl, you are one pathetic human being!" He laughed and ran a hand through his blonde hair. His voice was back to it's normal unique self.
"Joker?" She grinned, embarrassed and delighted. "How did you...!?"
He cleared his throat and smiled at her from the chair. If Harley didn't hate her restraints before, she sure hated them now!
"Joker, I'm so sorry, please—" She started.
"Jesus, Harl, do you think I'm deaf? I know you're sorry, alright?" He rolled his eyes. She
Big Mistake - Page 3Batman vanished into the shadows again as Harley cried herself to sleep. She made such a huge mistake! She was so stupid, just like everyone told her. She was worthless and useless and weak.Big Mistake - Page 32 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Joker's menacing shouts and painted face echoed in her soul, burning it away like acid. Even when he wasn't close to her, he damaged her.
She woke up to the beeping sound of a heart monitor and found herself in a hospital room. She couldn't care less. She didn't care what the hell happened to her now. Harley felt a needle in her arm and looked over to see a tube filled with slightly blue-ish liquid. Morphine. That's why she couldn't feel any pain right
The Start of the Joke Christmas SpecialBonus Chapter: Merry ChristmasThe Start of the Joke Christmas Special6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
No POV
“Jason! Jason! Don’t do that Jason!” Harley yells while holding up her arms to block the snowball.
“Don’t do what?” Jason asks throwing another snowball.
“Stop throwing snowballs!” Harley yells blocking yet another snowball.
“I’m not throwing snowballs, I’m flinging snowballs,” Jason explains making another snowball in his hands. His fingers were pink and he knew that he would have to stop soon even though he loved throwing snowballs at Harley.
“Stop doing whatever you are doing,” Harley whines stopping her foot.
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Ch. 1 - Thorned HeartThe woman stood infront of the mirror and assessed herself. She took her long, dark red hair and curled it gently, her face remained emotionless. She looked at herself in the mirror and was still not satisfied with what looked back at her. Some people would use the word gorgeous to describe her. Another choice of words for this particular woman would also be the most beautiful woman anyone had laid eyes on. Her structure remained perfect on every edge of her body. Her skin remained flawless with a slight tan, her brown eyes were big and shined constantly, even on the days that she chose to cry herself to sleep. She stood tall at 5 feet, 9 incCh. 1 - Thorned Heart6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A Misled Lamb 32. CityA Misled Lamb 32. City10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
32. City
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Jonathan was slightly displeased with Arkham's security. It was just…to easy. Here he was, supposed to be in the most secure place in the asylum and yet he went free whenever he pleased…the guards didn't dare check up on the fearsome Scarecrow and Joker more than not, so once he got out no one was there to check on him. And the security cameras? Joker broke those every other Wednesday.
While Jonathan detested the clown, he did have to admit the man's tendencies could be useful and were often nigh impossible to stop. Who could, in reality, st
Night of the Scarecrow chp9Night of the Scarecrow chp92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Night of the Scarecrow
Chapter 9 - Nightmares
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Darkness.
...
...
Light.
...
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Darkness.
...
Light.
...
Black.
...
Yellow.
Black.
Yellow.
Black yellow black yellowblackyellowblack - yellow!
What was that?
It took a while until the Scarecrow realized it stood in the middle of an underground train station and had been staring at a past-zipping train. Nevertheless, something seemed really strange about this place.
Busy people entered and exited the trains, descended or ascended the stairs, fast and anonymously - but one of them had just stepped right trough it! The colours were a little too brig
For the Love of Joker 7For the Love of Joker 79 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
*Joker*
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11 years earlier
A younger me runs through a field of wildflowers with the girl of my dreams. Suddenly I fall backwards, she playfully tackled me. I caress her cheek with one of my long hands, and she melts into it, closing her beautiful blue eyes.
I felt my stomach clench nervously, as it always does before I lean in to kiss her. Our lips touch and I feel electricity course through my veins. What is this amazing girl doing to me? I pull away and see her contented smile. She falls back back into the flowers, eyes closed, enjoying the last rays of sunshine before the night sets in.
"Harley?" I could hear the nervousness plainly
My Little Titan 1010. Those Crazy CrittersMy Little Titan 103 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Celestia sifted through her papers as she prepared for her journey to Ponyville. While she had sent a message ahead for everypony to expect her - she had long ago given up any chance of a succesful surprise visit, and the attempts were not worth remembering - she had specified that it would be a casual visit. Somehow she doubted she could manage that, but at least she knew of six ponies and one baby dragon who wouldn't get too formal. Maybe they could set examples for the others.
There was a knock on her door, and she glanced at her schedule. 'Oh, that's right,' she thought to herself. 'I'm finally getting arou
My Little Titan 99. Unexpected AllyMy Little Titan 93 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Zecora calmly stepped out of the Everfree Forest, pulling the hood of her cloak up to shield her eyes from the bright sun. Sighing, she once more headed into the small town of Ponyville, seeking to purchase the ingredients for her potions she was unable to procure within the forest. However, she doubted she would be anymore able to do so this month then she had any other month, and would once more be required to search beyond her normal range for what she needed. She didn't know why the shops were always closed whenever she came into town. Perhaps she just had bad timing, or bad luck. So far, journeying from her homel
My Little Titan 66. Real MagicMy Little Titan 63 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Trixie focused as she maintained her spell moving her trailer/stage into the sleepy town. It was difficult, using a spell outside of her special talent, but she had practiced with this one for years until she had perfected it. Animate Object: one of the most deceptively useful spells ever created, especially for a travelling showmare.
As she reached the clear spot she had selected for presenting her show, she released the spell on the trailer, taking a few shallow breaths. "Alright, Trixie," she said to herself. "That's the first step. Time to let everypony know I'm here." With that, she turned her attention to a stack o
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