PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will
PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less l
ZADR/PWF DictionaryZADR - Zim and Dib romanceZADR/PWF Dictionary9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
ZADRism - ZADR worship
ZADRgasm - going into super freak out mode over ZADR
Anti-ZADRs - people who are against ZADR
The PWF Bible - the small green composition book that Reitanna has written EVERYTHING that happens in the comic from chapter 7 to chapter 20. It also has extra notes about the comic. There is a second composition book that has comic ideas written in it for after PWF is finished.
Brat-a-zoid - a way to describe Zim in PWF
Brat-tastic - another way to describe Zim
NOX-U-OWT - sleep medication
Soodokoo - Sudoku
Octochicken - a cross between an octopus and a chicken
The Freedom Apple - the apple
I knew you were trouble.(chap1)I knew you were trouble. Chapter 1....I knew you were trouble.(chap1)3 months ago in Settings More Like This
Dib sighed. He walked down the steps from school. Zim brushed past him, Shoulders back, smug-ass grin on his mug. “Pig-smelly…….” Zim sneered. “Yeah yah.” Dib rolled his eyes and continued walking, but picked up the past going past the Irken-Invader for once. Zim blinked in surprise. “…….what……..ever.” He shrugged and continued on. Dib’s steel toed boots slammed hard, over, and, over, and over again onto the dirty cement. “Damn alien…..” He said to himself. Dib walked inside his fancy house. He
Invasion in the Pridelands: Chapter TwoInvasion in the Pridelands: Chapter Two4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Zim came to it was completely dark. He could vaguely remember waking up a few other times but had quickly been drugged again before he could get his bearings. Now he had absolutely no idea where he was.
Slowly his eyes began to adjust to the dark and he could only just make out the wooden crate he was trapped inside. Trapped! He was trapped and couldn't get out! His heart began to pound as panic rose up inside of him, forcing away all sense and reason. He scrabbled; twisting around in the tiny space as he desperately looked for any way out. He was an Invader, and Invaders could not be contained!
All of a sudden the crate b
ZIMthetic -Part 6-ZIMthetic -Part 6-6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OXYGEN LEVELS:.:.:.: Stable
TEMPATURE:.:.:.: 87degrees F
GENDER DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
DNA DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
Dib lay in his bed. Wide awake. Of course he would be wide awake considering he had been sleeping for 5 days. But it might've mostly been because of fear. Fear of what? Everything... What would Zim do if he found out Dib had escaped? Would he let it slide, or come back to get rid of him for good? More important question. What would Zim do to Dib if he was successful in killing the smeet? That was a terrifying thought... But couldn't Zim just make anot
I'm not sure if you'll cry or not...I'm not sure if you'll cry or not...10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
'I'm running out of time' I think, gasping for air and hugging my sides. 'You will not die here!'
I struggle to get off of my knees, but fail. 'No! Fight to stand!' In my effort to get up the
second time, I am lifted off my feet and slam into the ground. The only sound audible is my
pain filled moan. I begin to crawl to a nearby pipe. 'I can use the pipe to stand up' I push my
arm out from under me and see how much more time I have. 9 minutes and 26 seconds. I scream in
anguish at every inch I move.
Once I reach the pipe I grab onto the bottom and work my way up. When I have enough support to
stand on my own two feet, I look at my
Bedtime StoryBedtime Story2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
GIR slowly crept into the living room, where Zim was leaning back on the couch with his head propped up on his hand, watching TV. His eyelids were flickering, but he refused to go to sleep. Sleep was a useless distraction for an Invader such as himself.
GIR ignored the TV for once; it was on the military channel, and something about big guns blowing actual people to bits instead of special effects on paid actors depressed him. Instead, he climbed up next to Zim and pulled on his sleeve. "Mastah?"
With a slightly irritated twitch of the antenna, Zim looked down at him. "What now, GIR?"
"Um " GIR fiddled nervously wit
Useless Planet..."Shit." Muttered the deep purple eyed Irken as she stared at her broken escape pod, having just crash landed on some abandoned rock planet. "Of course this stupid thing would bring me here, most useless planet on the map. Hn." A grunt in annoyance was enough to express her mood at the moment as she glanced around the place. There was some strange tall machinery with dead lights and a few broken wires. Wonder what it could've been when it was functioning. Judging by the shape and size, it seemed to be something like a power plant. Maybe if she could get it working again... No, for the moment she had to find a place to stay. No telling when a sUseless Planet...2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kree- A backstoryKree- A backstory6 months ago in Drama More Like This
Irken #413256. Another number from the thousands of genetically engineered Irkens. His records and files, all data. No emotion. All facts.
-Shows advanced hand eye coordination
-Top of class
-To graduated 10,000 years early
His name was Kree. Top of his class and ready to be an Irken Elite. There was a short graduation ceremony, hosted by the Tallest themselves. Kree was to start his new job the next day. He moved into his suite that came with the job and invited his girlfriend over to celebrate.
"Isn't this great? I graduated really early!" Kree exclaimed.
"What's great is you're finally going to be top dog around here. When I stand next to you, I want to stand next to a winner! Now you'll be bringing home the big monies. We need it if I'm going to have my dream wedding." His girlfriend, Priv, told him, sounding more angry than enthusiastic.
"...Don't you mean our wedding?" Kree asked.
"There's no "we" or "us" in wedding! There's just I." Pri
Invader Taye's Story I was born as a defect, a mutaion, a mistake. My limbs were too long, and my body too tall. I was given an old-model pak, serial number 13-9-80, but still the modern software. This meant that feelings were possible. But, if they weren't programed into the pak I coudn'y handle them correctly and they would cause my pak to most likely go haywire. I was trained as a top-of-the-line Irken Elite Force Invader, graduated top of my class with honors, Alpha-Bi-Beta-Kappa. This combined with my height mutation got me offered a spot as an "almighty" Tallest. Though, becuase of my old-model pak I politely declined and proceeded to go where all the IrkeInvader Taye's Story10 months ago in Settings More Like This
PWF Background Info: The OTHER Side of the SkoolLong before I started "Playing with Fire," I was writing a fanfic called "Best Years of our Lives." This story is now a failure. However, there are many aspects of this story that I've kept for PWF. One is Mrs. Sours. One of the other things is the other side of the skool. It's only mentioned in the comic later in chapter 18, but it's just one of those background things, just like Mrs. Sours' background story. So allow me to actually copy and paste certain snippets from BYOOL explaining about the OTHER side of the skool.PWF Background Info: The OTHER Side of the Skool10 months ago in Settings More Like This
"This part of the skool was rarely visited by the other students because they knew that the classrooms down these dark ha
ReitannismsReitannite- deticated fan to Reitanna SeishinReitannisms9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Anti-Reitannite- someone who hates Reitanna for whatever reason
Salmon Smack- the act of hitting someone with a salmon, preferably a live salmon
"Sucking harder than sucking itself"- it really fucking sucks
"Sweetness with a side of AWESOME"- it's really fucking awesome
bonerific- terrific, originally from family guy, i just say it sometimes
fallopian tubular- tubular
frack (frackin)- fuck (fuckin)
holy shitsnacks- holy shit, originally from archer
jeez luiz papa cheese- jesus christ
Invasion in the Pridelands: Chapter OneInvasion in the Pridelands: Chapter One5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was dark by now, the stars just beginning to peep out in the sky while the sickle-moon shone faintly through the smog of the city. Zim walked down the sidewalk with his fists clenched angrily at his sides. Hours of walking looking for GIR and the little SIR Unit had been back at the base the entire time! That horrible robot! Next time Zim would make sure GIR would tell him when he was going out and exactly where he was going.
Suddenly Zim stopped mid-stride, looking back over his shoulder. For the past block and a half a suspicious looking bush had been shadowing him and sure enough it was still there, only five feet from h
PWF Profile - GazPWF Profile - Gaz9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
In PWF, Gaz is fourteen and a freshman in highskool. She hasn't changed all that much, except she has a few piercings and has grown into a VERY attractive young woman. She's also become a little meaner towards Dib, but at the same time, more caring.
Professor Membrane is almost NEVER home; work has become so busy, he's usually gone for a few days at a time. Because of this, Gaz has taken on a motherly role in the house. Her natural woman instincts have come out, and she feels obligated to take charge. However, she also likes being in power, so that's another reason why she's become the head of the house. Who else is gonna take care of thing
Normal Conversation 1Normal Conversation 16 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SP
TraitorTraitor3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I remember back when we were kids I remember pushin' you on a swing
I remember when I helped you study for tests and the triumphant joy on your face when you showed me a perfect score
I remember helpin' you out fer yer first date heh ya'll were so nervous
I remember when you carried me to the medic's office when I passed out on the track
remember when I accidentally broke the coach's prize trophy an' you took the rap for me an' had to run twenty laps
I remember the night you told me you were one of THEM... a rebel
I remember tellin' you
Never Cause ScornNo could speak of what happened that day.Never Cause Scorn3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
No one could record the actions of the dreaded day.
No one was left alive after that day.
Only security cameras everywhere noted the world-wide disaster. At least, before the information was permanently deleted. The video was sent to the far reaches of the universe, sent by the only living being on the surface of the planet. Many leaders, having seen the transmission, fear the now empty planet. A few other wish for the power of the being, though they know not where the planet is. The video was vague and foggy. It showed:
A dense cloud covers the entire planet. Strikes of neon blue lightening illuminates the looming purple shade. The sunlight could only wish to see what was happening on the surface, but the surface was cooling dangerously to low levels. Citizens from all countries have paused their daily actions to watch the strange phenomena. All the animals and insects fell silent in fear.
“Humans are too curious for their own good.
Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 1Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 17 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib clawed at ZIM's throat, when he had finally had his iron grasp around it, he smashed ZIM into the wall. ZIM's head crashed into the bricks and he was pinned to the wall. Wincing, he opened one eye to find Dib absolutely furious. ZIM clenched his teeth, waiting for what was to come next. And he had guessed right. Dib launched his fist into ZIM's face, severely bruising his right cheek. Dib went to punch him again, but ZIM finally retaliated, he grabbed Dib's wrist, forcing it away from his face. Dib clenched his teeth as hard as he could while he tried to free his arm from ZIM.
"Let go you bastard!" Dib shouted, spitting in his face. Z
Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 2Have to be kind, to be cruel. Chapter 26 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib couldn't let ZIM die, not now. He had to find Gaz. So in panic, Dib threw himself on top of ZIM and as fast as he could, he took off his trench coat, he had to rip part of the coat so he could get it off. He fumbled with it and spread it over the two of them.
"Dib, what are you doing?" ZIM squealed. "Get off me!" ZIM squirmed and soon opened his eyes to find Dib's face close to his. ZIM's breath was fogging up Dib's round glasses and then the rain came. It splattered down hard and ZIM froze, hoping none of his body was exposed to the rain. Dib tried his hardest to look away from ZIM and he pouted a little. Dib was annoyed with himself,
ZADR: OopsZADR: OopsZADR: Oops4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Author's Note: YOU DON'T LIKE ZADR DON'T READ.
Another typical Earth day, I walked to Skool and it was slightly drizzling. Good thing I put some paste on this morning or I would be burning like no tommarow. I came to a halt at my bus stop and decided to sit down for a minute and think about my mission.
Destroy Dib, Destroy the Humans, Destroy anything that's not Irken. I laughed at the final thought and realized that my bus was waiting for me to get on. The bus driver was growling at me when I was not getting on and I quickly caug
Zim Omorashi EPIC VERSIONHorror.Horribly horrible horror of...horror.Yes,that's what he felt.The humanoid lookingZim Omorashi EPIC VERSION2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
extraterrestrial squated in the corner of a glass containment case aching with fear.
His large crimson eyes shook with fear and paranoia.The green creature was traumatized
with fear.Dib had captured him and yet to decide what to do with him.The poor creature
was terrified,cradeling in the corner.A burst of light suddenly was emitted from the
ceiling at the flick of a switch.The blinding light penetrated the alien's eyes and
blurred his vision.A tall slender figure stood before his imprisonment grinning evily.
"Zim."the shadow deviously growled.Zi
Invader Zim's Trial AccidentThis Invader Zim Omorashi fanfic takes place during the unaired Trial episode, I'm changing it up a bit.Invader Zim's Trial Accident4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Lunch had just ended 2 hours ago. Zim's trial for being a defect continued. "Zim, you are accused of being a defect, do you have anything to say for yourself?" Tallest leader Purple asked. "Zim is no defect. Zim has NEVER been a defect." Zim defended himself. "Let's go back to the memories of your past again." Tallest leader Red suggested. The screen lit up and another one of Zim's memories came up. Everybody watched the memory, which was a memory filled with water. As Zim watched, he started to feel a small tingling near his hips. 'OH NO
Invader Zim Omorashi Invader Zim OmorashiInvader Zim Omorashi2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The day was new and being born as the neighborhood was
awoken by the delight of warm rays of sun upon their
visages.The curtain in Dib Membrane's room was wide open.Letting in irritating sunlight.
He tried to open his eyes but was blinded by the bright light.He shaded his face and
proceeded to get ready for school.
"Geeze,Gaz.",he sighed."It's just another day of annoying stupid Zim's pathetic attempts
to take over Earth." Dib groaned,picked up his backpack,and walked to school.When he got
there,he was confused to see everyone cheering and very happy.Ms.Bitters stood and
cleared her throat