Two poems about art thieves and weeaboosHere's something I did in ryhmeTwo poems about art thieves and weeaboos2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I wrote it all in my spare time
Your images are copied yet you deny
We all know you do it so don't try and lie
People were only warning you that your art theft was causing harm
To be honest, you should have stopped being childish - instead just stay calm
Now here I am, harping away
As your deviantART account slowly deccays
Wait, I don't think that was a ryhme
But at least I didn't commit a crime
Like you did here, by stealing someones art
Why must you have, such a small heart
No credit given to the original guys
What, do you think we're all just a bunch of highs?
Many people like you say, words like these:
Please stop the hate!
I DO NOT COPY - there is no debate
Stop being mean, All you idiots say are LIES
Now I say my final farewell - my last bye byes"
I quickly wrap up this little poem
I need to go back to pokemon, continue my adventures in Hoenn
You deny that all I'm saying is true
Your probably now cusing at the screen and calling me a
WARIO'S EPIC POEM FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLEWARIO'S EPIC POEM FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
ROSES ARE RED
THE FAT PLUMBER TOO
MY MUSTACHE IS MANLY
AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU
Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai IHyakumonogatari Kaidankai I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Soft white cherry blossoms slowly fell like snow during that fateful night
A couple, a woman in white and a man in black, stood face to face with a lady with silver hair and golden eyes.
"Chiyo-sama, before you seal us away promise to us that you will watch over of them."
The silver-haired lady slightly nodded and used an incantation which made the couple disappear from sight.
The lady then picked up an old box on the ground, covered with cherry blossoms. She stared at it for a while and looked up to the solemn dark sky
The end of one story is the beginning of another one
Thirteen years ago, an army of yokai plagued the town of Tsukiya. It etched fear in every human heart.
Just when hope was almost lost, a mysterious, silver-haired woman stood up against them.
She fought against the army's two most powerful yokai. She defeated them and sealed them in a box along with the lesser
How to TrollHow to Troll: A Pocket Guide to Ruling the InternetHow to Troll4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Trolling the internet can be a demanding task. It takes skill and a lot of hard work to bully people from the safety of your computer, and this guide was designed to make your life easier.
The golden rule of trolling is to remember that you are awesome; you are always right, and everyone else is always inferior. That is precisely why you should be the one to dominate the internet, instead of those pesky moderators.
The first step of asserting this dominance is to pick a victim. This is perhaps the easiest part of the process; if you modify your technique accordingly, nearly anyone can be trolled. However, the easiest way is to troll those who are polite, kind to others and who take criticism well.
Once you have selected your victim(s), there are a few basic techniques that you should remember:
· Even if you are wrong to begin an argument, as soon as the other person responds to you, they are in the wrong. So remember to be
The Maxberg ArchaeopteryxThe Maxberg Archaeopteryx2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I waited in a tiny house without a light or door,
That each progressing day was slightly smaller than before,
Until I felt the sudden urge to break and struggle free.
I came into the world in only natal feathers dressed,
Among my likewise siblings in an interwoven nest,
Atop a shrub amid a land surrounded by the sea.
Each day my father came to us with smaller lives to eat,
As slowly I grew larger and my feathers more complete.
Along my longest finger formed a broad and glossy wing.
With wings to press me forward I could climb an upright wall,
And now the nest where I had dwelt was also strangely small,
And I could not ignore the larger island's beckoning.
My wings had grown sufficient to support my weight in air,
And prey could now be chased and won without my father's care.
Observing my lagoon-encircled kingdom from above,
Another hunger came to me beyond the quest for food,
To recreate on my behalf my natal nest and brood,
And prove to a companion my deserving of her love.
i'm already fallingWhen he first saw her, he'd laughed; when she'd argue, he'd scoff.i'm already falling3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But when she'd cry, he'd turn away,
Because he hurt.
And when he hurt, he felt father's hate.
You put your arms around me
When he challenged her, he'd jeer; when she fought, he retaliated
but only half-heartedly
and I believe that it's easier
And when she won, he collapsed; when she laughed, he sunk.
But when she offered her hand, he declined,
Because he needed it.
And when he needed, he knew father's neglect.
SE - Together In BloodChapter 1:SE - Together In Blood4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The water was lukewarm against his skin, his small, frail body pruned and huddled together against the bathtub wall. He watched behind matted pink bangs as the water distorted his nervously wiggling toes, his chin resting between his knees. The bathroom was quiet and dimly lit, flaming candles flickering nearby solely for his mother's tastes. She had not returned for quite some time, perhaps an hour or so. She was far too busy, or simply disinterested, to bathe her two sons herself; rather, she expected them to bathe each other, although the younger would usually come out crying while the bratty elder pointed at him and shouted raspy accusations of "He started it!" It was for this reason in particular Crona hated bath time.
"Come on!" gruffed an impatient voice beside him. "Are you gonna do it or not?!"
Crona turned to his near identical brother, a slightly taller b
AtlanticWater,Atlantic3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
dark and murky
Presses itself against the glass,
thick and stained.
Begging for entrance.
The Atlantic is slowly,
but surely creeping its way in.
The cold, damp halls,
the pride and joy of Rapture,
growing dark and moldy.
The pipes are broken,
the spirit of the proud city,
Neon lights, flicker on and off,
a symbol for the last hope.
I cannot say as I write,
that I have long to live.
The people, once happy, once loving,
now stumble about.
They seek currency,
as their greedy minds always did.
Their faces are masked,
minds sick with insanity.
I have no doubt,
that with time, I will join their ranks.
HephaestusRapture's like any one of us.Hephaestus2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We all got the brains, the brawn's,
and of course, da' organs.
Now, if you're tellin' me,
that Hephaestus don't matter to Rapture,
try rippin' yer bloody heart out!
Rapture ain't and would never be,
with out some good 'ol fashioned geo-thermal
I hate to say it,
but whatever man waltzes in and takes it,
holds the whole bloody city in his palms.
If anyone's gonna' do it,
Hell, already got my money
on the guy.
My AngelsIt's a sick reality, really,My Angels3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
examining the bloodied tiles.
The ocean has done them a number,
those damp corpses.
Each one, rotting away,
the rats feasting on every ounce of flesh.
Their eyes, pale and blank,
similar to their post-mortum stares.
The stench eroding from them,
rancid and repulsive,
even drives away most.
Their cold gray skin,
moistened with the leaking Atlantic,
glisten softly in the neon lights.
Their faces, deformed and mangled,
a mask from who they used to be,
grin at those who still live around them.
The body's... they line the streets of Rapture now.
But they're still my angels.
I'll make a Troll out of youI'll make a Troll out of you4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Let's get down to business to defeat the fags
Did they send me newbies when I asked for pros?
You're the lamest bunch I ever met
But take a seat before we're through
Mister, I'll make a troll out of you
Tranquil as a forest, but with rage within
Once you hide your IP you are sure to win
You're a helpless, slow pathetic lot
Instead of grammar, you ALLCAPS, its true
Somehow I'll make a troll out of you
I'm never gonna appear intelligent
Spamming isn't really easy
How the hell do I change my ID?
Mods have got me scared to death
Hope he doesn't flag my comment
Now I really wish that I knew how to hack!
(Be a troll)
We must be swift
cuz its srs bsns
(Be a troll)
With all the graetness
of a huge macro
(Be a troll)
With all the strength
of a raging guy
You do it for the lulz!
Time is racing toward us till the fags arrive
Always check your spelling right before you talk
You're one step away from leading a raid
So prep up, and just say the truth
I knew I'd make a troll out o
To My Future LoveHey Future Love,To My Future Love7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I didnt know how to start this letter
Dear, or hello, couldnt decide which sound better.
I went for the informal because Im not trying to impress
Try to make it laid back so theres no need to stress.
I know I dont know your namebut someday I hope
Well meet on the street and no longer be alone.
Sometimes I gaze up at the stars and imagine how it will be
Where will it happen? Will you just turn and look at me?
Will we discover the meaning of love at first sight?
Perhaps it will take one or two nights
Laying out under the stars and discovering the mysteries
Asking questions that have eluded the minds of many for centuries.
Maybe it will be our laughter that floats in the air
That makes us turn in the right direction, at that moment, right there.
Our eyes will meet, and it will be just like in a movie
Well smile at each other, and youll ask me out for a cup of coffee.
Oh the possibilitie
Good Boyfriend VS True LoveA good boyfriend will ask to borrow your money,Good Boyfriend VS True Love7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your true love will steal your eftpos card when you're not looking (he knows your PIN of course).
A good boyfriend will put on the "perfect guy" act around your parents,
Your true love will call them mum and dad, then try to move in.
A good boyfriend will kiss you in front of his mates,
Your true love will kiss you in front of your parents.
A good boyfriend will stay on the phone with you all night,
Your true love will be there beside you watching you sleep.
A good boyfriend will tell you you're pretty,
Your true love will take your makeup off you because you're already beautiful without it.
A good boyfriend will buy you presents,
Your true love will steal your stuff.
A good boyfriend will stop when you beg him to,
Your true love will keep teasing you just so he can redeem himself later.
A good boyfriend will tell you you don't need to diet because you're fine how you are,
Your true love will force you to eat.
A good boyfriend will keep a
Antonio's EndingAntonio's EndingAntonio's Ending2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Today was one of those days you whished you lived with normal people.
Gilbert had woken you up at the crack of dawn (Really 7:01) , to tell you that Francis and Him were going shoping.
An hour later when you had nearly fallen back asleep, dance music started to play. Very LOUD dance music. And you knew exactly who was playing it.
God Damn it. Rolling out of bed you sleeply stumbled into the living room. Ready to chew the Spaniard out.
Only you couldn't. You stared at the sight that greeted you, not knowing if you should laugh or faint from shock.
Antonio stood in the middle of the room in an gawdy pirate costume, grinning like an idiot. Knee-high boots, an open shirt, a huge hat and veeeeeeeeery tight pants.Not to mention a bunch of earings. It was the sexiest sight you had ever seen.
"What are you doing Antonio?" Trying your best not to stare, you fiddled with the hem of your shirt.
RespawnYour heart,Respawn2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
its beating slows to a crawl,
your time is nigh.
Its energy fades, as does the
color in your eyes.
You pull away from the grip,
taut on what you see as reality,
into a spinning carousel
of bitter darkness.
Your God tries to pull you out,
with no avail.
He's tried and tried,
never able to catch you from such
a treacherous fall.
As your body is suddenly awoken,
from its quick yet depressing slumber,
your heart beats again.
The cycle is unbroken,
you are no exception.
The wheel still spins,
spokes whirring in demonic bliss,
kill and be killed.
Die, live and repeat.
The only joys in life,
are the ones found in death.
Review of Adventure Time's I Remember YouReview of Adventure Time's I Remember You2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Adventure Time is, on the surface level, all about the wacky, weird and then weird, topped with some weird-flavored sprinkles.
But there are certain episodes that hint at more, almost as if the creators are apprehensive about being in-depth with the world of Ooo, out of fear of a ratings drop or pushing the censors, who knows?
But when it does show its depth, it goes from Adventure Time to A Special Time. Episodes that involve Susan Strong, the very intense 'Burning Low', and of course, 'Holly Jolly Secrets', all give Adventure Time so much more depth than the casual viewer may perceive.
The basic summary is that bad 'ol Ice King (Tom Kenny) wants Marceline's (Olivia Olson) help to write songs to woo the princesses, as usual. Turns out, Marceline knew Ice King from a long time ago.
In short, 'I Remember You' is Adventure Time's most emotional and complex episode yet, and one of its best.
Nothing Ooo-shattering happens, no big action is about; this is a quiet episode of Marceline and a
Born To DieBorn To DieBorn To Die5 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It feels like you can't wait
To erase me from your life
Wipe me off like a tear
Long before it got to dry
Rub your eyes, rub your heart
Perfect dream of you and I
While I pray and I cry
For love that was born to die
Wish I could go back to
When you stood here by my side
Honest words, open arms
There was nothing left to hide
Handful of fantasies
Days and nights of careless ride
Endless trust took its toll
Flawless picture slowly flied
Walking on earth like a ghost alive I
Cannot believe we have come this far
Running through memories I close my eyes, I
Want to escape kisses those leave scars
Deep in the dark with no light to guide me
I relieve sparks you want to forget
Set stars on fire and may they burn me
To the ground as if we've never met
Now we're both on our own
And I wonder whom to blame
For worthless promises
And that no one stays the same
I feel my colours fade
I'm a picture without frame
Masterpiece that's unsigned
Missing letters of your name
Love should bring happ
DryadDryadDryad6 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Born amid stars, sprouted a sprig divine
Followed by twig sprung out of fertile soil
Gold dust and feathers her temples shall foil
While juicy vines around her wrists entwine
One of forest folk like her mother dear
Robed in sheer sunlight, hair with bloom adorned
Sings tune of wisdom to heart of acorn -
- Oak tree, the home to that her life adheres
Angel of timber, woodland's tender ghost
Nymph with green wings of silky foliage
The branches provide shelter and salvage
To harmless soul that once tree dies, is lost
JesusYou are the firstJesus6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You are the last
You are the present
You are the past
You are my soul
You are my light
You are my life raft
You are my knight
New mercies each day
You have given to me
Because of You
I miss the mark
And sin pulls us
You make me strong
You never let me go
I know this because
You love me so.
SheSheShe5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I spent a lot of time waiting for better timing
For either cloudless skies or crystal rain
Looking for signs, signals and indications
My eyes got itchy and I swore I wouldn't love again
Shooting stars aimed too well and in a pompous crash
They mercilessly cracked the telescope
Moonstones mingled with broken lenses of a dream
I shook my head and left with no more hope
I burned the bridges and then made my way through smoke
To get a one-way-ticket for just me
The fool I was, the proud and stubborn man
Didn't count on that there'd also be - She
A mirage, daydream they might say... I thought that too
But only 'till She smiled and offered me a seat
And from that moment on She's become You
Undoubtedly we were destined to meet
I kept my vow, I haven't loved "again"
For You taught me the meaning of that word
Now I stand in front of You, dearest friend
Your trust with my devotion to reward
I'm aware of that time runs much too fast
The more during the happiest of our days
But love like ours
MudIMud3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
could write a poem that no one could tell was for you
would be about a 2004 Windows computer,
fingers gliding across jittery keys, the
smiling and winking, and
indoor mini golf, shining brightly in
dark, enough to see your simple
shirt as opposed to speech tournaments
your two year old suit coat seemed snug
your fit smile would distract, the
rolling, and the awkward chill
chocolate and vanilla shakesit would
about smearing mud on an
white table cloth
silently in a Steak & Shake
multiple bottles of Cheer that
never fully get rid of the stain