Parental Unit Pt. 5
~Parental Unit pt. 5~
Just to think. . . After I left Zim, I had headed off to the big city to start a new life and also took over my father's business as the new famous scientist, but I also left my old town just to forget about my old love life, Zim.
I don't even want to talk about that lying alien. All he ever did was bitch and moan about everything, every little thing is always a big problem, and I had to deal with him being such a jerk to me about that stupid small problem. I'm still really mad at him about how he lied to me about being 'pregnant' so that I can stay with him. Hmph, well I'm not stupid. That irken is an idiot and a liar, he is someone I would not want to spend the rest of my life with. I rather be spending my life at this wonderful mansion, great job as a rich scientist, and many fans. Yup, this is the life and nothing is going to top it.
As the next day had begun, Dib was already awake. He always had an early start o
Parental Unit Pt. 6 ~Parental Unit pt. 6~Parental Unit Pt. 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'Zim?? C-Could it be? N-No... I-It cant! It just can't be possible, how can Zim even have a child!? How can he reproduce? So many questions. I just couldn't believe it, b-but if Zim is the mother then... w-who is the father? Oh geez, this isn't looking too good for me.'
"So... uh Zap, right? I was wondering, who is your dad?" Dib asked nervously.
Seeing Zap frown once again, he sighed and took out an envelope from what seems to be his PAK, a PAK very similar to Zim's but instead the color on it isn't pink, but instead it's blue.
The little green boy got off the couch and walked toward me, handing me a letter what seems to be.
I raised an eyebrow at it, confused of what it could be. "Who is this from?" I questioned the sad child.
Zap slowly walked back to the couch and climbed back on top of it since he was too short to just sit down regularly. He looked straight at me with those eyes and I could tell he was trying to
Parental Unit Pt. 4Parental Unit Pt. 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
~Parental Unit pt. 4~
4 years later..
Well by the 4 years raising Zap, he'd had grown a bit, he was still really small. Zap looked like a baby still, only that he can walk and talk and everything. I just wish I had a little more time with the smeet but sadly... I'm more sick than ever. The disease has finally taken over my body. I can already feel myself dying off slowly. I'm more worried about telling Zap the news about me dying. A baby shouldn't deal with this stress but I guess it has to happen.
Meanwhile I'm laying on the couch with a blanket warming me up while Zap is watching t.v and sitting on the floor, laughing at the cartoons on the television of a cat chasing a mouse. Hmph, I will never understand these human shows and their way of comedy.
Zap turned his body towards me and smiled. That smile... It o
Parental Unit Pt. 3Parental Unit Pt. 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
~Parental Unit pt. 3~
Zim sobbed a little at the thought of Dib not being here with him or even at least seeing their child hatch out of the egg, and their child's first words, his first birthday, his first time killing a human during the time of hunting season for irkens, and the first time he learns how to walk. Zim teared up more, trying to keep in his tears but it just trailed down his cheek. He whimpered softly to himself as he held the egg close to his bare chest to keep it warm. Zim looked down to the egg then petted the top of the shell. He did smile at it because of this thought Zim had about the smeet looking like a human, with no irken features.
Zim sighed sadly to himself after that thought went away. "Why is Zim so stupid... It's because of Zim that the Dib-human left him, and now Dib won't
EARTH FRIENDLY Ch 4EARTH FRIENDLY Ch 42 years ago in Drama More Like This
I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
The Locker Room - Ch 3The Locker Room - Ch 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
Finding offense in the human's stubbornness, Zim could only scoff at Dib's words to him.
"FINE!" he retorted. "HELP YOURSELF FOR ALL I CARE!"
He returned Dib's glare with a glare of his own before turning and storming out of the shower block, back into the boys' change room.
Lips up-curled into a snarl, he approached his locker and threw open the door violently to retrieve his standard issue uniform, not even bothering to go into a stall to pull back on his garments. He just ripped off the towel and shoved his pants and shirt on, hissing a little as his skin seared slightly. The paste had started to wear off on some sections of his body.
The alien pulled on his boots before slamming shut his locker door and proceeding back out into the gymnasium. His footsteps echoed loudly across the wide arena. As he approached the exit, a lonesome teacher blocked his path.
"You're still in here? What are you doing here? Skool finished half an hour ago. Who's class are you from?"
"Bitters'." Zim mutt
Heat 1"Heat"Heat 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It happened once every year.
It wasn't really a big deal; Zim was used to it by now, ever since he went through the change from the equinox he had to take a week off school and just confine himself to his house.
Sure, it made him irritated and more hostile than normal, but it was just him in his lab for that week so there was no threat of him trying to leave and do something about his discomfort and irritation.
This dreaded event was called, 'Heat' and Zim suffered from it once every year for an entire week before those disgusting needs died down.
He knew the basics; ever since he felt the stirrings within his body, felt his skin grow hot and his mouth dry with this unusual yearning he had done some research on the subject. At first he thought he had contracted some Earth illness; but now he knew better, after all, he had suffered through four of these cycles thus far.
Zim didn't know if he truly had anything to worry about. He wasn't even sure these human things w
The Locker Room - Ch 2The Locker Room - Ch 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a quick dash for the shower curtain closest to his own. He then did the same with the next one and then the next one, drawing ever closer to his prize. When he was about two showers away from where he could see the folded up towels however, he felt his foot slipping against the wet tile floor as he made another mad dash for one of the curtains.
Moving In With Red chapter 11Moving In With Red chapter 114 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AU, ZaDr, One sided KaZr! RaPr. Zim and his little brother Gir move in with their older brother Red and his lover Purple. He figures this is the perfect opportunity to start over at a new school and find love but his stalker may be getting in the way.
Dib finished with his fries and then glanced out the window to see a red head coming to the building. He looked to Zim who was just about done with his own fries and debated on distracting him. Maybe kissing Zim in front of Keef would keep him away from Zim; it was worth a try he guessed. When the red head entered Dib instantly took Zim into a kiss which had surprised the other. Zim soon joined in the kiss which then deepened and tongues got involved but then air was needed. When they broke apart for air Zim had a look of pure bliss on his face but turned to fear when he turned.
"I came back for you Zim!" Keef said happily.
Zim looked freaked; he didn't know what to do but Dib's and in his calmed him down a little bit. "Go away Keef, I'm