
Bron's perfect gift"I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule!!!" said Marcurio, angry, as his leader carelessly dropped just another embalming tool and two linen wraps in his bag – pretty much all that could be found in that desolated crypt, but why the hell did they need to take them all?!Bron's perfect gift5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bron had heard it so many times that, practically immune to the sentence, he walked out with a satisfied smile and stretched in the sunlight, of course not even waiting for his follower to drag his sack full of garbage – pardon me, precious loot – out before mounting his horse, ready to head back to Riften.
"Why are we… nngh… taking all this… wait for me!" Marcurio was

B'jaaku the KhajiitName: B'jaaku AKA "Figment"B'jaaku the Khajiit1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Race: Khajiit
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 5'9''/ 170 lb.
Age: Early 20's for a Khajiit
Eyes/Hair: Yellow/Short brown hair with those big sideburns
Fur: Tan and brown
Alignment: CN
Major Skills: Illusion, Destruction (Lightning), Sneak, Pickpocket
Apparel: Apprentice-style robes and hood, shrouded boots, thief's gloves, golden earrings
Attitude towards Strangers: Playful, but dismissive
Attitude towards Friends: Playful and kind
Goals: Just to relax and have fun while mastering illusion magic. He'd like to develop a spell that kills people with their own nightmares.
Religion/Beliefs: None, but he finds

Black+White LoveThey say we shouldn't be together.Black+White Love3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Oh, how wrong they are!
For our love is pure
and it isn't profane at all.
What is the problem with them?
White and Black have always been together.
The white moon wouldn't look beautiful
without the black night.
What would chocolate be
without vanilla?
What would the piano sound like
without those ebony keys
to compliment ivory?
The rhythm would have no taste,
I say.
White or Black
Black or White
Nothing to be ashamed of
for our love is true
and just right.
Meeting War3 months ago in Introductions & Chapters
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What's With The Nose?What's With The Nose?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The night air chilled Savannah to the bone. It was completely dark out; the street lamps were all shotty and gave off little light, yet another reason why she didn't like to be out so late at night. She hadn't thought to change out of her short, lacy white dress that she'd worn to school that day when Nick had suggested that they check out the evidence vault again after sunset. She may have been freezing cold, but his rough hand pulling her along by her thin wrist made her cheeks hot and her heart beat just a bit faster. The mere idea of sneaking around the station underground after hours gave her butterflies; but she had to remember that the

Initial FlawsInitial FlawsInitial Flaws1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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X-men Post-First Class One-Shot
A/N: I've never written anything for X-men, so those of you who are bigger fans than I am, please remember: I'm. Only. Writing. For. Enjoyment. I'm a Mystique/Azazel shipper, and I'm not gonna respond to hate/picky comments about canon or character flaws. Kay? Kay. XD And for those of you who didn't see the newest movie... this won't make a lick of sense. LOL hope anyone who does read this enjoys it though! ^^ I enjoyed writing it!
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Hard heels echoed across the floors of a corporate building. A balding, overweight man of his lat

Not FAKE Love Part OneRyo couldn't help but smile to himself as he felt Dee's warm breath tickle the back of his neck.Not FAKE Love Part One3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'It's been nearly a year since me and Dee got together' Ryo thought to himself as he snuggled back against his lover, partner and best friend. 'It's two weeks away... I can't believe I'm already stressing about what to do for Dee or get him...' Ryo felt Dee's hands start wandering over his body.
"Horny bastard" Ryo whispered lovingly
"I can't help it," Dee replied innocently "But you know you love it."
Ryo couldn't reply as the combination of Dee's mouth on his neck and his hands finding all his sensitive spots instantly, only allowed him to m

Kittens -Loveless fanfiction-Mew.Kittens -Loveless fanfiction-2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a quiet, almost nonexistent sound, but both Natsuo and Youji heard it. It came from behind Soubi's closed door, followed by a low shushing sound that was unquestionably from Soubi. The two children looked at each other, their eyes meeting in wonderment. Together they crept towards the door and sat at it, listening closely with their cat ears strained.
Meow.
Natsuo's hand quickly covered Youji's mouth before he could ask the question burning in his mind. A low laugh was heard, obviously Soubi's again and then the turning of pages. Soubi usually had the door to his shut whenever he read. The Zeroes knew better than to bother

Didn't mean to scare you, oops(Requested by Dekler :3)Didn't mean to scare you, oops2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fleet waited.
And waited.
And waited.
....
She opened her eyes, and saw that the Enderman had backed away slightly, and was now holding out a hand to help her up. The blond stared. What... Why on earth? In utter confusion, she grabbed it's hand and let out a yelp as it hoisted her to her feet with ease and held out the diamond block she'd abandoned when she'd run away. But why? Fleet tilted her head and took the block, looking into the Enderman's eyes. It stared back and seemed to quiver a little, but it could still move. Why? Just... Why?
The answer was because it liked those big bright blue eyes, and the shiny

Lost and Found"Tell me again where we're going, lass?"Lost and Found9 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Mrrsizha chuckled. "I never told you in the first place, Brynjolf." He grunted irritably in response and she shot him a grin over her shoulder. "You'll see."
He exhaled softly, an exasperated not-quite-sigh, but didn't push, and for that Mrrsizha was grateful. She hadn't told Brynjolf their destination for a reason: she didn't think he'd be very happy about it.
The Khajiit's ears perked as they rounded the cliff and she stopped short, holding up a hand. Brynjolf made a questioning sound, stopping just behind her. "Lass?"
"The lantern." Mrrsizha didn't carry a lantern--she didn't need one, even in t

Slender manSlender man8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Slender man, oh slender man?
Where art thou my Slender man?
Keeper of night, taker of day.
The Slender man awaits.
His tendrils slip,
His fingers drip,
He takes the life of whom he likes,
And disappears before the light.
Slender man, oh Slender man?
Where art thou my Slender man?
Your fear will only feed him,
As he comes for you children,
Stalking, testing, waiting.
The Slender man will come for you,
Just wait and see.
He'll slip into your room tonight.
Slender man, oh Slender man?
Where art thou my Slender man?
Oh there he is,
Hiding in the darkness,
Go look and see.
Fall asleep, he won't hurt you.
(Hush that was a lie)

Skyrim Valentines Day PoemBlood Dragons are greenSkyrim Valentines Day Poem1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Some orcs are too
I'd lockpick every lock
and gives the items to you.
I'd slay every dragon,
Id give you my gold,
I'd kill every foresworn,
I'll always be yours to hold.
I'd forge all your armor,
I would sharpen your blad
I'd tighten your bow,
I'd save you from every bandit raid.
FUS RO DA baby!
Have a superb Valentines Day!

Nanairo Achi - Seven Colored Arch English Lyricsi found the english translation to the japanese ending of BW Nanairo AchiNanairo Achi - Seven Colored Arch English Lyrics1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
in english it's seven colored arch
the characters singing
ash - satoshi
iris - iris
cilan - dent
jessie - musashi (joins in at the end)
james - kojiro (joins in at the end)
characters pokemon signing
pikachu
meowth
The eyes sparkling with the cleared-up blue sky
Come on, puff up your chest and take a big step forward. It's the beginning of a dream.
Turn your joys and sorrows into
The power for tomorrow
No matter how many times, no matter how many times
Just believe that we have the strength to flap up and fly
Let's sketch together the seven-colored arch

How to start doin commissionsHow to start doin commissions6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO START
When you have enough watchers and people interested in your art.
When you have a closely-bounded community around your work/gallery
How many is enough I can't say for sure, because it depends on the community around you and your work. Some artists can live on one patron, others need to live on millions of them.
For DA, I would say typically around 20,000-40,000 pageviews, at least 40-50 watchers on your DA is best before you start considering taking commissions, (because out of that 40-50, you may have 1 person willing to pay, a safer bet is 100 people.) however, if your gallery has explosive growth, or you

How to Make an Awesome SeriesWanna know how you can make your original works popular? Want people to salivate over every other thing you push out, regardless of how seemingly outlandish or silly? In a few easy steps, you, too, can have every fanboy and girl from North America to Japan licking the festering shit that spews forth from your anus delicious golden fame that drips from your very fingers.How to Make an Awesome Series3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
1. No Adult Main Characters The key to a successful series is to never have the main character be a day over 17 years of age. It makes it more accessible to a more general audience and thus gives it more popularity through a wider fan base. Only young people in the prime of l
The Wind2 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry
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Keroro Drawing song lyricsKeroro Drawing song lyrics4 years ago in Humor More Like This
KERORO PLATOON DRAWING SONG
(please give me credit if used)
i dont not own this song.....
keroro gunso and ther related materal owned by tokyo pop
GeGeroGeh! GeRoGeRoh!!
kerokerokero...its starting!
kerokero...learn how to draw keroro song!
big and round UFO...
it looks likw windows but there just holes.(no way)
you can see pekopon from there.(for the invasion!)
i took a u-turn as a detour to buy gunpla.
one more u-turn as you crash into a mountain.(gero)
oh no the UFO crashed.(you could say,its your own fault)
i should be serious when im cleaning the bathroom.
but i slack off once a week.(stupid frog!)
i wiped the floor carefu

Bioshock 2 Short StoryAndrew Ryan mentioned me once, in one of his voice diary recordings. The Alpha series Big Daddy, crouched by a Gather's Garden, crying. Epsilon, that's what they branded me, the last of the official Alpha series. They stripped me of all my memories from the surface, and bonded me to a poor little girl, an orphan, and forced a Adam Slug in her stomach, making her a little sister.Bioshock 2 Short Story3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I loved her like my daughter, though, and I was her Daddy. Mr. Bubbles she'd call me, though all Little Sister's called their Big Daddys that. No one got near her, and I was critically injured many times for her, and even died twice, but with the miracle invention ca

EndermanAs the young blond traced small details onto her map, she wiped a bit of sweat from her brow. For early fall, it sure was hot... Or perhaps that was just the heat of the furnace getting to her? Sighing, Fleet dropped her quill and stood up, dragging her hand through her short, fluffy hair. The day had been long, and the evidence of this was all over her body- Dirty clothes, a small smudge of coal dust on her left cheek... Not to mention the fact that her hands were stained with ink. But all the dirt, all of that dust had been worth it. It was always worth it. Sitting back down again, she didn't even notice the sun setting as she her mind floaEnderman2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This

Slender ManSlender ManSlender Man3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Slender Man
Stalks like only a pedo can
Spins a web
With his arms
Wants to do
Children harm
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SLENDER MAN.
Is he tall?
Like a tree
It makes you easier to see
That and he
Changes size
Catches children
Just like flies
HEY THEEEEEERE
THERE GOES THE SLENDER MAN
In the dark of the night
In the mist in a wood
Blends in wiiiiith the trees
Like only a scary monster could!
Slender Man
Slender Man
Scary neighborhood Slender Man
Wears a suit
And a tie
If you see him
You might die
He haaaas
An epileptic sidekick
Who wears a mask to hide him
And helps out
SLENDER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN