Germany VS CleverbotGermany VS Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Germany : Uhh... Gruß. My name is Germany. -_-.
Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?
Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.
Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.
Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.
Cleverbot : Don't leave me.
Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!
Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?
Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!
Cleverbot : What am I then?
Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >.
Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.
Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!
Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.
Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?
Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.
Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.
Cleverbot : Nope you're a mach
The god of MischiefThe god of Mischief4 years ago in Drama More Like This
THE GOD OF MISCHIEF
What am I?
A Frost giant?
Can anyone tell me?
No! No you can't!
Because you don't know me, and you have no idea what I went through!
I've never wanted this throne!
All I wanted is to be Thor's equal!
And what happened?
I was banished in exile!
I was killed!
Is that what the KING of Asgard deserves?
No one understands me, but me myself!
No one will accept the fact that I am the King!
I will rule the Earth, because it belongs to me!
I am Loki! I am Loki Laufeyson!
You were made to be ruled!
And I will be your king!
Because this is a Game of thrones!
You have two opportunities: To WIN or To DIE!
And only one will be the winner!
And I can say it's me!
I will rule YOU!
The day of vengeance is coming!
I AM THE GOD OF MISCHIEF
The Origin of Peter PanRead Artist's Comments FirstThe Origin of Peter Pan7 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
You have heard many stories about me,
some are true
and some are
In all my stories you only call me one thing.
Sometimes that one thing has more than one name
and there was that one time
when you called me the completely wrong name,
Ive only got one name.
Its a name I captured,
I was never issued one like you were.
So perhaps thats where Ill start my tale.
My true tale.
maybe even centuries,
Ive been no older than I wanted to be.
Ive been six,
and even thirteen,
but thats as old as I wanted to get.
Ive never had an interest in growing up
and as the head boy of Neverland,
I cant let my men down and get all grown up, now can I?
No I cant.
I think I am getting ahead of myself,
I do that.
Lets start from the b
HaircutsINT. HAIR SALON - DAYHaircuts3 years ago in Drama More Like This
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BAGGY SWEATSHIRT and JEANS. She is male-bodied. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks upset.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a BLUE T-SHIRT and SHORTS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS is amplified. Girl looks sad.
INT. HAIR SALON - DAY
A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL sits in a HAIRDRESSER'S CHAIR. She is wearing a LIGHT-BROWN SWEATER and JEANS. A HAIRDRESSER cuts her LONG HAIR very SHORT. The sound of the SCISSORS can still be heard under the dialogue. Girl is angry.
Why so glum?
I've known you since you were a kid. You're always in a bad mood.
Not always. Just whenever I have to be here.
Aren't you a bit old to be afraid of getting your hair cut?
I'm not afraid! I just want it long.
OS - The Robot MasterHello, humans, look at your Robot Master, now back to me, now back to your Robot Master, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using Wily scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.OS - The Robot Master4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a Yoku Block with the Robot Master your Robot Master could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an enemy's head with two screws to that thing you wanted built. Look again, the screws are now E-TANKS. Anything is possible whenever your Robot Master Smells like Bacon and not an old man. I'm on a centaur.
THIS IS ANOTHER AWESOME CONVO WITH CB :DTHIS IS ANOTHER AWESOME CONVO WITH CB :D3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CONVERSATIONS WITH CLEVERBOT EVER
Cleverbot: My little pony my little pony.
User: My little pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you all shared its magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: You have my little ponies.
Cleverbot: Do you know you're my very best friends?
User: This is the best conversation of all time .
Cleverbot: I know.
L-Act-1-Part 1-Después de lograr escapar del hogar de mis padres, llegue al pueblo de los Marquel siendo polizonte en un carruaje comercial sin que el dueño se diese cuenta, al llegar conocí a una señorita que amablemente me ayudo a encontrar un lugar donde hospedarme temporalmente, creo que ella era una Marquel-L-Act-1-Part 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
-Al llegar, me acerque al mostrador y el joven empleado me dio unas llaves, decidí descansar del viaje, yendo a mi respectivo cuarto con ayuda del joven empleado Marquel, al entrar la habitación el volvió a su trabajo y yo me fui a tomar una siesta en la cama cayendo derrotada al sueño-
-Escuche una voz se escucha casi entre susurros-
¿Te ha parecido el día de hoy algo inusual?
-Seguido por la voz, vi al parecer un joven muchacho, mis ojos por una extraña razón eran rosas y podía ver, de verdad todo era muy realista y sin m&
Three In a RowThree in a RowThree In a Row4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The strongest risk factor for suicide is depression.
By 2010, depression will be the #1 disability in the world. (World Health Organization)
In 2004, 32,439 people died by suicide. (CDC)
Many who attempt suicide never seek professional care.
There are twice as many deaths due to suicide than HIV/AIDS.
Three chairs set out in a row. Two people sit on the chairs on either end. They don't look at each other, talk or interact.
Enter COUNSELLOR. Counsellor walks and takes the chair in the middle. They sit down, relaxed.
Counsellor: Hello, all. How are you?
The person in the left chair murmurs something unintelligible. The person in the right chair stays silent.
Counsellor: Well. This is getting along splendidly. Would you like to introduce yourself?
Right Chair: No.
Left Chair: Can you go first, to show us what to do?
Counsellor: Sure. My name is Paulina. I like gardening, reading, and good food. Who wants to go first?
Narsissistisk PersonlighetsforstyrrelseNarsissistisk PersonlighetsforstyrrelseNarsissistisk Personlighetsforstyrrelse4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Gjennom hele stykket står Endre mer eller mindre på samme flekken av scenen. Han ser lite på dem han snakker til, men de snakker til ham som helt normalt.
"Jeg kjente henne jo aldri. Anja Amalie Eik. Hvem var hun? Hun har etterlatt meg hennes bibel. En bibel! Hva skal det liksom bety? Jeg har ikke bruk for den. Det vet alle! Skal dette liksom være et tegn? Enda et håpløst forsøk på å gjøre meg troende? Kristen? Hvem er hun som tror hun kan gjøre noe sånt? Har hun prøvd å ta kontakt med meg i det hele tatt? Har jeg vært ignorant? En kald skulder. En murvegg, umulig å kommunisere med. Min mors mors søster. Jeg ante ikke hun hadde en søster engang! En søster som tydelig viste hvem jeg var, og at jeg tar avstand fra kristendommen. "
Endre og Celine på scenen. Endre med et testament i hånden.
Celine går stille mot Endr
Insanity Saga Chapter 3Goku stumbled backwards as he stared into the house "I It's my house!?" Goku was in complete shock, as was Vegeta, but Goku, he was in a much worse state. "Kakarot were not still on Earth are we?" Vegeta asked without looking over to his friend "We have to be, I mean why else would my house be here!?" "But we were on Earth a little while ago before I tried Instant Transmission and everything was fine, now everything's dark and dead!" Goku took a deep breath and looked at Vegeta "You don't think it had something to do with you losing control in the middle of ITing do you?" Vegeta's eyes grew wider and he shot his head to the side to stare at the younger saiyan "It can't have been " "Well we wont know until we ask some people, maybe Gohan or Bumla can help."Insanity Saga Chapter 34 years ago in Drama More Like This
The two couldn't see much in the house since it was so dark so they walked inside, the two gasped at what they saw. The windows were bolted shut with planks of wood hammered across them and duck tape sea
Blood lossPrologueBlood loss3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It begins in the middle of the woods. There is a boy and a girl there. The girl is Fern; the boy is her brother Hazell. They seem to be looking at something.
Fern: (scared) Oh, please don't touch it! It could hurt you!
Hazell: (laughs) don't be silly sis, it's harmless, look.
He reaches out to touch a girl, obviously a feairy, on the floor.
Hazell touches it, and suddenly falls to the ground screaming, blood seeps through his t-shirt.
Fern: I told you not to touch it! Are you Ok?
Hazell: (Through gritted teeth) don't worry about me, I'm OK. I just need a rest and I'll be fine.
Fern: No you're not. Here let me carry you.
Struggles to pick him up, and eventually starts to half drag, half carry him through the forest.
Hazell: There's no need (Eyes close, body becomes limp)
She Puts him down and feels that his pulse is weak.
Fern: Help! Please, somebody. Please save m
Kaabi's BW Nuzlocke - SUMMARYKaabi's BW Nuzlocke - SUMMARY1 year ago in Comic Scripts More Like This
As I already announced I won’t continue drawing Kaabi’s BW run. Instead I’ll give you a short summary on what happens. Please click the link in the description if you want to see a bigger version of the preview picture.
- On his journey Kaabi occasionally finds all different kinds of Pokéballs, takes them apart and learns how to build them himself. There are some pieces inside he can’t figure out, but the Pokéballs work without them too, so he doesn’t bother to find out what they’re actually there for.
- Team Plasma speaks in old-fashioned English and sucks at battling.
- A Munna named Egmont Claire (E. Claire for short), forces his way into the team. He’s the brain of the gang because Kaabi has no clue about anything in the Pokémon world. That also has to do with the fact that Ganon made him addicted to Chesto Berries in order to keep up the motivation for the journey.
Erinep One Shot: Murder SpreeEridan Ampora walked down the halls nervously as he followed a trail of blood. The blood was olive, the color of one of his only friends'. As he walked, he heard a soft 'honk' in the distance, and shuddered. Then he heard a sob, racked by tears. Eridan quickened his pace and reached a room, a figure crumpled up in the middle of it, holding her arms in front of her chest. Nepeta Leijon was close to death, her blood splattered all over her clothes and now pale gray skin.Erinep One Shot: Murder Spree3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"nep?" Eridan breathed, running over to her and putting a hand on her shoulder. "did gamzee get you?" he exclaimed.
"Yes, he did!" Nepeta breathed, whimpering. "I-I'm not going to last much longer, Ampurra…"
"shit… n-nep, wwhat can i do for you? name it, i wwill do it!"
"Ampurra, the most you could do is just…g-get me out of this r-room, I would move myself but by blood leaves trails, it would make it easier for Gamzee to find me…" she whined, clutching Eridan's hand.
Another honk rippled in the air, and Erid
Kid x Crona: Asking Out"Did you do it? Did you do it???" Liz Thompson nagged as Death the Kid walked out of an almost empty classroom.Kid x Crona: Asking Out4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"No " He responded. She whacked him on the head probably harder than she wanted to. Kid flinched in anger as she continued, "What the hell is wrong with you?! You two have kissed before, this shouldn't be hard! I mean, Death, it was the perfect. MOMENT. WHY didn't you ask him out?"
"I don't know!" Kid yelled irritated, as he whipped around to look at her in the face. "Besides, that kiss was out of instinct " There was a short silence and he started to walk ahead, rubbing his head in pain. It was then, that she noticed that he had been blushing. Liz grew a sly look on her face as she ran forward to catch up with him. She grabbed Kid's shoulders and leaned on him as he walked with his usual grace.
"You're scared aren't you?" She laughed maniacally.&
Weirdest RP You Will Ever ReadKyba: o-o -helps Ize up-Weirdest RP You Will Ever Read5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ize:-falls over but catches herself-
Kyba: -holds Ize- IM SORRY D8
Ize:-crushes kyba cuz shes fat- NOIMSORRY D8
Kyba: I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MAH MANSEED ON YER BODEH D8
Ize: I SHOULDNT HAVE CRUSHED YEW
Kyba: SFJFBSNFBSN BUT ITS MY FAULT THAT 'YER SO FA-...erhg...CHUBBY
~5 WEEKS LATAH~
Ize:-still hasnt hadz kybas pedo babiez-
Kyba: -rubz Ize's belleh-
Smeet in Izes belleh:-wantz to be born-
Rit: YER TOO YUNG TO BE A DADDEH, KYBA
Zam: -shakes rit- IZES TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A SMEET
Kyba: ...-stickz hiz arm in ize'z bodeh and pullz out a smeet- 8u
Ize:-fat blows out liek a balloon-
Ize:-turds out another smeet-
turd smeet: -wiggle-
Smeet by ize:-too small to do anythin-
Rit: IMMA GRANDPA 8U
Turd smeet: -too small to do anythin-
~TEH END? 8D~
Turd smeet:-moves her arms a leetle-
smeet: -flies awai wif
NaruHina: Maid-sama Chapter 15 UPDATEDNaruHina: Maid-sama Chapter 15 UPDATED2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I stared at Ryou and Sasuke with my arms crossed. " What is it that we need to talk about?
" I asked. Ryou cleared her throat. " Well, Ryou has something to say to you. " Sasuke
said. Ryou looked at me with puppy eyes. " Look. I know that you love Naruto much more than
I ever did. So please don't make him do this. Please don't make him marry someone he
doesn't love! I am so sorry for everything I did and said. Thing is I did love Naruto once.
Me and Kyou were both in love. He loved me and me only. Kyou was angry and we had a fight.
She ran across the street and got hit by a car. She died. However, I was not going to let
her death be in vain. It was my fault because I told her such horrible things. I now know
it wasn't Naruto's fault that Kyou died. It was mine. So please I am begging you forgive me
and go back back to him! Don't make this mistake because you will regret it! He is lost
without you! " Ryou explained. Sasuke nodded. " He doesn't love me, Ryo
Zim and Dib discover ZADRDIB is looking at random websites on his computer. He sees an interesting one and clicks on the link. The link pops up with different drawings and pictures on it. On the top-left corner, the website says "DEVIANT ART".Zim and Dib discover ZADR4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
DIB: Hey, ZIM! Check out this awesome website I found.
ZIM gets off of Dib's bed and walks to Dib. ZIM sees the search bar on the top of the site
ZIM: So this computer accessory shows you exactly wat you desire to see? Search "ZIM"
DIB types "ZIM" on the search bar and hits ENTER
DIB: Hm. Wow. They really made you look great. But, what about me? I bet I look greater.\
DIB types "DIB" and hits ENTER
ZIM: Phhhhhh HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
DIB: SHUDDUP! SHUDDUP! Well, what about the BOTH of us? You know, like, battling each other! Fighting to the Death!
ZIM suddenly stops laughing
ZIM: Hm. Yes, well. I suppose the two of us could look better...than how they draw you! HAHAHA!!!
An irritated DIB types "ZIM AND DIB" and hits ENTER
ZIM: (STUNNED)...is...is that...?
Who Am I?My name is Alanna, and I am 17 years old. However, my paranoia and depression surfaces itself as another name, which many of you are familiar with, Lani.Who Am I?2 years ago in Drama More Like This
At the age of 14, I was cyber abused by a guy who thought it was amusing to force me to do things on webcam for his entertainment, using the lack of trust between my parents and I as a form of blackmail. I have never gotten over this.
So much so, I changed my name, to Lani, because even then I knew that I was damaged and wanted to feel separate to the person I once was.
I have been a self harmer for three years, and in that time attempted suicide 7 times, however never bad enough to end up in A&E. This has made me afraid to take medication and even when I am in extreme pain, I will be reluctant to take any form of painkiller.
A year and a half ago, I met a man who I thought could change my life. But in the end, he ended up making my situation worse because I wanted to do all I could to help him, but you can't help someone who didn
Jewelful LifePrologue: Birth of Jewelful lifeJewelful Life2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It has been months ever since Mimi's pregnancy and she is about to go into labor.
Moaning in pain to bring new life to the underworld, the baby was brought to the hosiptal in a stunning fasion. "Congratulations sir, it is a girl!" said a doctor in the enmergency room.
"R-Really? That is exellent news! I can't wait to show Mimi our new born when she wakes up" Grim Jr. spoke with a smile.
Mimi was a sleep in her room after the child she gave birth to has heard a noise next to her.
The baby started to cry for her mother and in shocked Mimi notice the horns on her head resembles her own, the baby stop moaning in tears to see her mother for the first time, Mimi stare at her with a nodful "..." and have her a kiss on the head.
"What should we name her?" a worried Grim Jr. spoke apon
Then Mimi show her husband a gem that she used to wore in her childhood, the same little chakra gem she had when she was a little girl.
She place the chakra gem on the baby's head
El viaje de Hajime: Capitulo 1 Parte 1El viaje de Hajime: Capitulo 1 Parte 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
El comienzo Parte 1……
-Hajime estaba algo adormilada, sentía que estaba recostada sobre algo cómodo y blando, siendo abrigada por algo suave y cómodo-…....-Abrió los ojos de golpe, sentándose rápidamente en la cama donde había despertado, estaba “algo” alarmada y asustada- Co-como llegue aquí?! -La peli castaña volteo la vista hacia una de las esquinas de la habitación estilo oriental con un toque moderno, vio a un chico de piel negra, su peinado era una cola de caballo, cabello blanco, ojos azules oscuros, tenía una amable y cálida sonrisa en su rostro de angelical, su ropa era un traje estilo oriental de colores negro con morado, aparentaba tener unos 18 años de edad–
-Por fin despierta señorita…-Dice con una voz relajada y c
El viaje de Hajime: Cap 2 Part 1“Una ninfa de nieve” Parte 1…El viaje de Hajime: Cap 2 Part 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
“El destino siempre es una caja llenas de sorpresas…puede ocurrir todo y a la vez nada….nunca sabes que sucederá pero…igual seguimos adelante…. por cumplir nuestros objetivos”
No sé cómo o porque pero………. había sido liberada del “contrato” por así decirlo de mi señora, lo veía todo borroso y en constante movimiento, caí en el suelo de nuevo…… escuchaba voces de dos personas una de las voces me parecía familiar aunque no podía reconocerla…. cuando sentí a alguien levantarme con sumo cuidado todo se tiño de negro…..
Al despertar, sentí estar acostada en una superficie suave y cómoda, intente levantarme pero aún estaba cansada apenas podía abrir mis ojo
El viaje de Hajime: Cap. 1 Part. 2El viaje de Hajime: Cap. 1 Part. 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
El comienzo Parte 2……
“Algunas veces…el invierno puede aparentar ser frio, cruel y eterno… pero…..no pierdas la esperanza de que algún día…… llegara la cálida primavera…”
-Hajime al abrir los ojos de nuevo, ve que esta recostada cerca de la orilla de un lago congelado, rodeado de árboles adornados elegantemente por naturaleza con nieve y a lo lejos se podía ver unas grandes montañas nevadas-…dónde estoy? –Se preguntó a si misma mirando su alrededor curiosa y sorprendida por el hermoso entorno-
-Estamos cerca de “Land of Snow” señorita Hajime -Dijo Silver, quien estaba mirando las montañas nevadas, sentado en la rama de un árbol al lado de Hajime-
Assassin's Creed chatroom9:02 PM- EagleofMasyaf9102 has logged in.Assassin's Creed chatroom5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
9:03 PM- Jerusalem_Rafiq has logged in.
EagleofMasyaf9102: greetings, Malik.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: sup n00b
EagleofMasyaf9102: i didn't know u had internet there
Jerusalem_Rafiq: Ya Damascus_Rafiq2 set it up for me. It's in the incense burner.
9:05 PM- AppleLover24 has logged in.
AppleLover24: whut r u 2 novices doing online?!
EagleofMasyaf9102: discussing important mission details, master.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: what r YOU doing online, master?
AppleLover24: checking facebook.
AppleLover24: well if u 2 r busy i guess i'll go
EagleofMasyaf9102: k, by master.
9:07 PM- AppleLover24 has logged out.
EagleofMasyaf9102: so how's Jerusalem?
Jerusalem_Rafiq: s'okay. Traffic's been awful though.
EagleofMasyaf9102: that must suck.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: yeah. How's Damascus?
EagleofMasyaf9102: awesomesauce. Did u know the rafiq here was a hacker? His stuff is amazing.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: dat drugdealer's
Kurotalia Xmas Special aka Pt. 20Eric: Hello and welcome to a very special kurotalia Christmas broadcast! Here at Death God Station 66.6, we decided that we should just forget all the depressing apocalyptic stuff for a while and enjoy the fun of the festive season-Kurotalia Xmas Special aka Pt. 204 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Poland: It's not Christmas yet.
Eric: (Why are you still here) We know that, but Christmas things are hardly ever on Christmas! Besides, what better time to do something fun than on the run up to Christmas~?
Poland: I get the feeling that you're just trying to like, forget that Alan totally hates you.
Eric: He doesn't hate me... he's just having a break.
Poland: Really? A two week break?
Eric: Probably a bit longer than that.... ANYWAY, we've decided to-
Poland: Dude, like, stop referring to 'we', Alan isn't here anymore, you know?
Eric: No, but YOU are.
Eric: And... And you're my new radio partner right?
Poland: If you say so beardy dude.
Poland: Dude, you like, haven't shaved since he left man. What's up with that?
Eric: I h