Cal on omegle rpCal on omegle rp3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
The Hunger Games-- Live gameHow to play:The Hunger Games-- Live game4 years ago in Drama More Like This
THE HUNGER GAMES
Minimum 8 people, maximum 12
1 roll of masking tape
2 minimum, 4 maximum game makers
2 red hats, 1 yellow hat, 1 purple hat, blue hats for all game makers
Weapons (all weapons have a bit of masking tape on them):
3 long sticks (swords)
2 Frisbees (chakrams)
4 tennis balls (bombs/grenades) limit one to each player
2 (Nerf) toy guns (blow darts)
5 short sticks (daggers)
Large area with obstacles i.e.; trees, rocks, playground etc.
Game makers base with timing device and weapon cache
Bottles labelled antidote, something small and wearable (ring, bracelet etc)
How to play:
Twelve people are competitors in the 'Hunger Games', where everyone must kill or be killed. To start with, everyone must be spaced out around the edge of the 'arena'. In the centre will be the 'cornucopia'; where most weapons are sto
The World Won't Get BetterThey say life gets better once you grow up.The World Won't Get Better2 years ago in Drama More Like This
But it never does.
When your a kid, the world is so beautiful.
And as you age, you start to notice some changes.
Like how people hate you for no reason.
Or how life isn't fair, like bedtime stories say it is.
And God forbid your different then the others.
They treat you like a dog.
Like your worth nothing compared to them.
The world won't get better.
Because that's life.
And life doesn't like some people.
Like you and like me.
Life wants to hold us down and break us apart, one by one.
But if you're like me, you won't let it do that.
When life throws you a curve ball, you throw one right back.
And that's life.
Role Play ch 7Karl: ...so how does this "baby" thing work?Role Play ch 74 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Emily: Well...Err...I have no idea...
Karl: ...we could ask Katie. maybe she knows.
Karl: lets ask.
Katie: i heard my name. what's up?
Katie: yes dear sister?
Emily: About babies umm...How does that whole system work?
Katie: ...well...from what i know you carry it for 9 months then go into laber, witch is proply going to hurt like hell because it's like trying to push a watermelen though a lemon, then you rase the kid. but we can get books from the library.
Karl: watermelen though a lemon?
Emily:...I didn't get that part either, but okay.
Katie: ...alright...i'll go get some books. see ya! *leaves*
Karl: ...what's a watermelen?
Emily: It's a fruit.
Karl: i thought we were talking about babies, not fruit.
Emily: I guess giving birth feels like giving birth to a watermelon...
Karl: but where does the lemon come in this?
Katie: i'm home! i got those books too!
Karl: what's with the watermelen and
Role play ch2Emily: *Flies down, and catches you.* don't worry. I got you.Role play ch24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Katie: *clings to Emily* to high! Too high to high! TO HIGH!
Emily: *Flies back up, and lands on the ground.*
Katie: really REALLY hate being high up! Scary!
Karl: are you two going to behave like good little girls' or do you want to go over the cliff?
Emily: *Glares at Karl.* If you stop scaring my sister, then fine.
Karl: no. as i said before it's too much fun.
Katie: Meany head!
Emily: Then, we got no deal. *Folds arms.*
Karl: then I'll make you behave. *grabs me and hold a knife to my neck*
Katie: EEKK! help!
Emily: LET HER GO NOW. *Growls and clutches fists.*
Karl: no *pushes the knife slowly in to my neck*
Katie: OW! STOP IT! THAT HURTS! *blood trickling down her neck*
Karl: an't supposed to tickle.
Emily: *Tackles Karl to the ground.* RUN! GODDAMN IT, RUN SISTER!
Katie: what about you?
Karl: get off of me!
Emily: JUST GO! I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS HUNK OF ROCK!
Katie: ok but be careful! *runs*
Karl: hunk of
Erinep One Shot: Fish Are Friends"okay nep, go on ahead and get a pet. if it's a cat, it better not bite me in my sleep, okay?" Eridan smiled at his friend, Nepeta, as she nodded and looked around the pet store curiously.Erinep One Shot: Fish Are Friends2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
He sat down and handed Nepeta her purse, but was surprised when she got a plate out of it. "wwhy do you have a plate?" he blinked.
"You'll see!" Nepeta chirped and ran over to the fish area, leaving Eridan's mouth gaped open as she started flinging fish out of their little aquariums and onto the plate childishly. "Heehee!"
The manager of the store barged in and glared at Nepeta. "No ma'am." He put the fish back and shooed Nepeta in the bird section.
"Oooooh, even better!" Nepeta laughed and licked her lips as she gazed at the feathery creatures cooped up inside their cages. "What's this called, ma'am?" she asked a worker while examining a colorful big bird.
"That's a parrot." She smiled and walked off.
"Parrot!" Nepeta purred, using one of battle claws and opening the cage.
Erinep One Shot: Murder SpreeEridan Ampora walked down the halls nervously as he followed a trail of blood. The blood was olive, the color of one of his only friends'. As he walked, he heard a soft 'honk' in the distance, and shuddered. Then he heard a sob, racked by tears. Eridan quickened his pace and reached a room, a figure crumpled up in the middle of it, holding her arms in front of her chest. Nepeta Leijon was close to death, her blood splattered all over her clothes and now pale gray skin.Erinep One Shot: Murder Spree2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"nep?" Eridan breathed, running over to her and putting a hand on her shoulder. "did gamzee get you?" he exclaimed.
"Yes, he did!" Nepeta breathed, whimpering. "I-I'm not going to last much longer, Ampurra…"
"shit… n-nep, wwhat can i do for you? name it, i wwill do it!"
"Ampurra, the most you could do is just…g-get me out of this r-room, I would move myself but by blood leaves trails, it would make it easier for Gamzee to find me…" she whined, clutching Eridan's hand.
Another honk rippled in the air, and Erid
Forty BucksIt doesn't take long before you're clearly used to living with Jade. She sleeps in your bed, and you sleep on the floor next to her. Bro sleeps on the fouton,Forty Bucks3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
like usual. She is always up early, and is usually in the washroom. So Dave had learned not to barg right in early in the morning. He still had a bruise on his cheek.
She wasn't shy, as he could always see her wandering over and talking to bro. Or she was just hanging out with Dave. She kept up with the fort thing, and it didn't
surprise Dave to spin around in his chair to see her under a freshly made blanket fort. Jade was getting pretty good at making them, too.
So one day, Dave decided this was the day to man up and ask Jade out on a date. He would just take her out for dinner or something. Easy. He asked, she said yes, and they were going tonight. One problem. He didn't have much money.
He sauntered into the kitchen. Bro was crouched in the kitchen, rummaging through drawers.
"Sup, lil' bro?" He asks, not looking up.
Duke Venomania-My Version 1Duke Venomania-My Version 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
October 12, 1776
By a deep red oak tree, 10 year old Asakura Leeans opened her book and began to read. Suddenly, the sound of teasing rang in her ears. Long purple hair dashed by her, followed by four other kids.
"William, Ashton, Rodnee, Calsifer." Asakura recited to herself.
Her eyes narrowed and she turned her head to see the four boys crowded around another child. Asakura slapped the book down on the dirt ground, grabbed the sides of her dress, and heavily trotted over. She pushed the boys aside and stood in front of the purple haired child and lifted her arms up, forming a barrier.
"Oh, hey look, it's the vampire girl!" William exclaimed.
"Ha! Yeah, and she's guarding the other freak." Calsifer chimed in.
"Oh look, they must be in love. I guess that's what happens when you only have one other person to hang out with." Rodnee remarked.
"Gee really!? I thought Duke here was gay?!" Ashton replied.
"Ok, thats it! Knock it off! You all know I can beat you up, and I can even see the bru
Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d colorEquius defies the nude party4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
Paula Deen trolls John.ectoBiologist [EB] joined chatPaula Deen trolls John.3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
paulaDeen [PD] joined chat
PD: HI YA'LL
EB: no. no more butter.
PD: OH HEEEY
EB: i am only one person.
PD: BUT EVERYBODY LOVES BUTTER
PD: HAVE SOME BUTTER
PD: YOU KNOW YA'LL WANT IT
EB: ya'll is a contraction of you all. i am one person, paula, you stupid fat bitch.
EB: i hate butter.
EB: i hate butter and i hate you.
PD: I LOVE YOU THO
EB: i love dave.
PD: HAVE SOME BUUUUUUTTEEEEER
EB: dave doesn't force butter at me.
EB: you fat nasty trash.
PD: PUT IT ON YOUR NIPPLES IT'S A GREAT MOISTURIZER YA'LL
EB: the fuck did you just say to me?
PD: GOOOOD YA'LL
EB: i am like thirteen.
EB: you fucking pedophile.
PD: I HAVE IT ON ME NOW
EB: i can't.
PD: IT TURNS ME ON WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO IT
EB: i can't.
EB: i'm allergic to butter.
PD: WELL GET A FUCKIN EPIPEN THEN!
EB: go ask eridan, i'm sure he'd be more than willing to butter his nipples for you.
ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.
ectoBiologist [EB] j
Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off▲: sUP BABY };)Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: What Is Up Son
▼: Kanaya West Is In The Hizzouse
▲: aWWW DAMN, lOOKS LIKE WE ON OUR WAY TO A SWAG OFF
▼: Yes So It Seems That Way
▼: You May Begin It Is Ladies First After All
▲: wEAK, wEAK ASS BURN, tHAT THING'S BEEN WORKED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES, jUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTOR
▼: Last Time I Recall Your Ancestor Died First
▼: Too Bad You Arent As Strong As Your Ancestor
▲: bITCH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU IS FLAPPIN YO OVER SIZED MOUTH OFF TO
▲: i'M THE ONE AND ONLY SWAG ASS SUMMONER
▲: yOU STANDIN IN THE PRESENCE OF SWAG ROYALTY
▼: Well Step Aside Young Jester And Make Way For The Swag Queen
▼: All The Subjects Best Be Stepping Aside Because My Swag Burns Those Who Touch Me
▼: Dont Be A Fool And Get Out Of The Way Son Our You Will Get Burned
▲: yO SWAG IS COLD AS ICE COMPARED TO HOW HOT MINE BE
▲: yOU AIN'T NOTHIN MORE
Go get yo beach a wwhale.YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!Go get yo beach a wwhale.4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▲: Glub glub neigh.
▼: oh my cod
▲: Son, is that you.
▼: yeah it is
▼: hey dad
▼: howw the fuck are you typin
▼: you aint got no arms
▲: None of your dam'd buisness, boy.
▲: If you aren't observvant enough to figure out howw I type you don't need to knoww.
▲: Noww didn't I tell you to go get yo beach a wwhale.
▼: no i dont wwant to
▼: i dont eel like gettin up
▲: Boy do not make me get yo ass out there and make you get a wwhale for yo beach.
▼: i guess ill go do that
▼: or somethin
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
Duke Venomania-My Version 2Duke Venomania-My Version 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
December 16, 1780
14 year old Asakura tip toed down the stairway. She went down the long hallway with a window at the end, and climbed out. The midnight moon glared at her eyes and reflected her curiosity and determination.
She started down the stone path, barefoot, and repeated the code in which she had put to song,
do not stop at pumpkin's sight,
leave him behind,
and go straight,
arrive at Duke's house
Now she started to sprint, she couldn't wait any longer, she had to visit Duke. She turned left, then right, and when she saw the large rotting pumpkin, she continued down the path. She went left, then made a slick right, and she eventually arrived at Duke's house. She tapped at his window, and he suddenly woke up, and immediately turned to look out the window and see Asakura.
"Asakura? What the hell are you doing here?" Duke asked in a sharp whisper.
"Well, I have some news..." Asakura started.
"News? uh-oh, this can
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
Cleverbot VS KarkatUser: HELLO FUCKASS.Cleverbot VS Karkat3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No you don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather you d
The Bestest Friend - Chapter ThreeThe two kids run hastily onto the playground, greeted by newlyThe Bestest Friend - Chapter Three3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
familiar faces of the rest of their class. Jade still doesn't know
anybody, except for Karkat and Dave. She notices Dave sitting under
one of the slides with another boy, which she reconizes. He almost
reminds Jade of herself. Black hair, overbite, bright coloured eyes,
glasses... Maybe he was her long lost brother! That probably isn't
the case, though.
She quickly runs up to them, her ponytail waving behind her and
accidently wacking Karkat in the face a few times. She slides down
on the woodchips beside the two boys, giving a friendly wave.
Karkat grumbles and looks away. He begins his trudge over to another
boy. He had big messy hair and some paint smeared across his face.
Jade quickly, as if acting on instinct, grabs Karkat's leg and pulls
him down beside him.
"Ow! What the heck?" He says, crossing his arms over his chest again.
They all stay quiet for a moment.
"Sorry that I was telling her the truuuth!" Dave says quie
In His Natural HabitatThey beat Jack, finished their session, and dropped back onto the earth like they'reIn His Natural Habitat3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
supposed to live like normal people.
After the years of playing that dumbshit game, and Jade actually being with real
people, she was even lonelier than before. She missed them all, escpecially Dave. She only really
got to spend time with him a few times, then they were back home. They've talked on skype
a few times, even planned trips, but they never ended up going through with it.
If you listened closely, you could hear her snoring softly, burrowed in a nest of blankets
and pillows. The alarm went off, waking her up to the sound of constant, high pitched beeping.
She didn't even have to get up at a certain time, she just chose to. She liked to get up early
to start her day, not wanting to waste it away sleeping, as she used to due to her narcolepsy.
Luckily, she'd gotten over it the past few years.
She shuffled out of bed and smoothed out the wrinkles in her pajama pants. Her hair
Role play ch3Emily:...NEITHER...*Quickly grabs a gun and shoots him, while healing you at the same time.* Multi-tasking. Comes in handy.Role play ch34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Katie: ..*is out cold*
Emily: Come on, Katie! Heal! *Keeps shooting at Karl.*
Emily: Katie! You okay?!
Katie: owwwww! yeah...i-i think so. *looks down* WHAT HAPPEND TO MY ARM!!??
Emily: C-Calm down! I can fix it!
Katie: OWWWWWWWWWWW! IT HURTS!!!
Karl: peek-a-boo, i KILL you! *goes to stab Emily*
Climber: *blocks it* you two get out of here!
Emily: Ah! *Quickly picks Katie up and runs.*
Katie: ow! ow! ow! ow! *arm starts bleeding again* AHHHHHH!
Karl: bad fluffy. no helping the humans. *goes to chop Climbers head off*
Climber: *jumps out of way only to get tangled in a spider web* ACK!
Emily: *Sets Katie down.* Okay! Hold still! This might sting a little! *Hands turn black and red, and begins to heal Katie.*
Katie: OW! d-does this mean i get my a-arm back? *dizy from blood loss*
*in the distance*
FateFate11 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
A sunny day in the park. There is a single bench CENTRE stage. GOD is sitting on the LEFT side of the bench. He has long, white hair and a long, white beard, and is wearing a simple white robe. He is reading a newspaper. Enter PETER from the RIGHT. He is wearing black pants, leather shoes, a white shirt and a garish, comical tie. He is carrying a paper bag. PETER sits on the bench next to GOD, setting his bag next to him. He folds his hands and admires the weather.
PETER. Beautiful weather today.
GOD [focusing on his newspaper]. Mm-hm.
PETER. [Extending his hand] The name's Peter.
GOD [shaking PETER's hand]. God.
[GOD returns his attention to his newspaper.]
PETER. Um… God?
PETER. Not to be rude, but… your name is God?
GOD. I am God. Or at least I was God.
PETER. I… see.
GOD. You don't believe me.
PETER. Would you?
GOD. No. But it doesn't matter whether or not you believe in me.
Ryder: Second In Command It had been three days since he had woken, and though he could not move from his bed (lest he suffer a lecture from Citra) the man had still made himself useful. Though the number that the Rhino and deer had dealt definitely tried to hinder him, Tiberius did his best to assist the villagers. Seemed there were some things that the hyenas were unsure of after all and small business had to go about as usual. The first day after he had returned to the conscious world looked mostly like the man trying his damn hardest to fight sleep but ultimately it would overcome him. However in between the uncomfortable naps he would manage a question or two about the village, how people were doing, Ryders condition, what the extent of his own injuries were and the like. For the most part he was sleepy and perhaps even a little grumpy. The hyena pup he had taken in during the winter made herself more than comfortable in the hut. No matter how many times Citra shooed herRyder: Second In Command1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Role play ch 1Katie: ...sshh. hear that?Role play ch 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Emily: Hear what?
Katie: KARL! RUN!*runs*
Karl: you can run but you can't hide!
Emily: EEP! *Runs after Katie.* WAIT UP!
Katie: shell we scream as we run?
Emily: Oh yes, let's. *Starts screaming.*
Katie: *on fire*
Emily: *Keeps screaming and running.* YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Katie: OMG! STOP, DROP AND ROLL! *stops, drops, and rolling around* AAAGGGHHH!
Karl:*sitting there loling*
Katie: HELP, IT BURNS! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!
Emily: *Throws fire blanket on Katie.*
Katie: *rolls in the blanket. Sits up* whew! What were we doing be for i magically caught on fire?
Emily: Running and screaming from this killer statue. *Points to Karl.*
Katie: oh yeah!
Karl: not the sharpest knife in the world huh?
Katie: shut up!
Karl: the blond roots are showing.
Katie: what? where?
Karl: *eye twitch*
Emily: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH BLONDES, STATUE MAN?! *Points to hair.*
Katie: yeah! What she said! *hides behind you* bring it on! We're not scared of you! Go get hi
Role play ch6Emily: *Blushes.* Well...I-I have a cofession to makeRole play ch64 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Emily: I-I-I...Love you too....
Karl: ...*kisses Emily. nuzzles her neck*
Karl: *sigh* you can go see what she wants.
Emily: O-Okay...umm...I'll be back. *Stands up.*
Katie: you left her with a KILLER!
Mich: i said sorry!
Katie: if she doesn't get here in the next 5 minutes your dead.
Emily: Guys? What's going on? *Walks in.*
Katie: EMILY! *hugs Emily* you're ok!
Emily: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
Katie: i thought he killed you!
Mich: can we get back to the peace treaty?
Emily: Oh yes.
Mich: the elders said if i could find one female fox and she agreed to marry me, then peace would be brought.
Katie: ...good luck with that.
Mich: ...your the last female fox.
Emily:...Katie...You're gonna have to do it...
Katie: ...*facepalm* grrrrrr, why me?
Mich: i just-
Katie: can it Romeo.
Katie: grrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr, fine! i'll do it.
Mich: yay! *hu