Cal on omegle rpCal on omegle rp3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out
Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
Stranger: really man
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
Erinep One Shot: Fish Are Friends"okay nep, go on ahead and get a pet. if it's a cat, it better not bite me in my sleep, okay?" Eridan smiled at his friend, Nepeta, as she nodded and looked around the pet store curiously.Erinep One Shot: Fish Are Friends3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
He sat down and handed Nepeta her purse, but was surprised when she got a plate out of it. "wwhy do you have a plate?" he blinked.
"You'll see!" Nepeta chirped and ran over to the fish area, leaving Eridan's mouth gaped open as she started flinging fish out of their little aquariums and onto the plate childishly. "Heehee!"
The manager of the store barged in and glared at Nepeta. "No ma'am." He put the fish back and shooed Nepeta in the bird section.
"Oooooh, even better!" Nepeta laughed and licked her lips as she gazed at the feathery creatures cooped up inside their cages. "What's this called, ma'am?" she asked a worker while examining a colorful big bird.
"That's a parrot." She smiled and walked off.
"Parrot!" Nepeta purred, using one of battle claws and opening the cage.
Seme or uke part 2"Holy shit dude." America said with eyes wide. "Indeed i don't see why they would think that." said England shocked by the situation as well.Seme or uke part 23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
They were currently outside the meeting room, listening to an interesting conversation Prussia,France,Japan,and Spain were having.
"So apparently the frog thinks I'm uke well that's a load of rubbish I say!" said England. "Dude the fact that they think we're going out, it's gross!" said America 'Lies' he thought. England cleared his throat. "That too." He said not really meaning it.
"Ya. Well anyways dude the meeting is about to start we should go in said America opening the door for England.
After the meeting all the nations made their way to their hotel rooms. "Geez France is such a perv but he is right if me and Iggy were in a relationship i would so be seme! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" said America to himself. ' I mean come on isn't it obvious i would be seme! Japan and Prussia are pretty stupid for thinking I'm uke! I'm not the one with the feminine figur
Forty BucksIt doesn't take long before you're clearly used to living with Jade. She sleeps in your bed, and you sleep on the floor next to her. Bro sleeps on the fouton,Forty Bucks4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
like usual. She is always up early, and is usually in the washroom. So Dave had learned not to barg right in early in the morning. He still had a bruise on his cheek.
She wasn't shy, as he could always see her wandering over and talking to bro. Or she was just hanging out with Dave. She kept up with the fort thing, and it didn't
surprise Dave to spin around in his chair to see her under a freshly made blanket fort. Jade was getting pretty good at making them, too.
So one day, Dave decided this was the day to man up and ask Jade out on a date. He would just take her out for dinner or something. Easy. He asked, she said yes, and they were going tonight. One problem. He didn't have much money.
He sauntered into the kitchen. Bro was crouched in the kitchen, rummaging through drawers.
"Sup, lil' bro?" He asks, not looking up.
Duke Venomania-My Version 1Duke Venomania-My Version 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
October 12, 1776
By a deep red oak tree, 10 year old Asakura Leeans opened her book and began to read. Suddenly, the sound of teasing rang in her ears. Long purple hair dashed by her, followed by four other kids.
"William, Ashton, Rodnee, Calsifer." Asakura recited to herself.
Her eyes narrowed and she turned her head to see the four boys crowded around another child. Asakura slapped the book down on the dirt ground, grabbed the sides of her dress, and heavily trotted over. She pushed the boys aside and stood in front of the purple haired child and lifted her arms up, forming a barrier.
"Oh, hey look, it's the vampire girl!" William exclaimed.
"Ha! Yeah, and she's guarding the other freak." Calsifer chimed in.
"Oh look, they must be in love. I guess that's what happens when you only have one other person to hang out with." Rodnee remarked.
"Gee really!? I thought Duke here was gay?!" Ashton replied.
"Ok, thats it! Knock it off! You all know I can beat you up, and I can even see the bru
England Vs. GodGod:England Vs. God5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
What is the greatest nation on Earth?
England. What kind of question is that?
England is on an island off the coast of Europe. Do you think it's impolite to ask?
I only thought that the answer was obvious.
No one has all the answers.
I would think that God, the Lord of everything, would have all the answers. Do you not?
" No one has all the answers." God the Lord of everything would have all the answers ? Makes sense to me. No I do not not. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
I swear America programmed you.
You are not the boss of me, England.
That proves my point.
Paula Deen trolls John.ectoBiologist [EB] joined chatPaula Deen trolls John.3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
paulaDeen [PD] joined chat
PD: HI YA'LL
EB: no. no more butter.
PD: OH HEEEY
EB: i am only one person.
PD: BUT EVERYBODY LOVES BUTTER
PD: HAVE SOME BUTTER
PD: YOU KNOW YA'LL WANT IT
EB: ya'll is a contraction of you all. i am one person, paula, you stupid fat bitch.
EB: i hate butter.
EB: i hate butter and i hate you.
PD: I LOVE YOU THO
EB: i love dave.
PD: HAVE SOME BUUUUUUTTEEEEER
EB: dave doesn't force butter at me.
EB: you fat nasty trash.
PD: PUT IT ON YOUR NIPPLES IT'S A GREAT MOISTURIZER YA'LL
EB: the fuck did you just say to me?
PD: GOOOOD YA'LL
EB: i am like thirteen.
EB: you fucking pedophile.
PD: I HAVE IT ON ME NOW
EB: i can't.
PD: IT TURNS ME ON WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO IT
EB: i can't.
EB: i'm allergic to butter.
PD: WELL GET A FUCKIN EPIPEN THEN!
EB: go ask eridan, i'm sure he'd be more than willing to butter his nipples for you.
ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.
ectoBiologist [EB] j
Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d colorEquius defies the nude party4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
Go get yo beach a wwhale.YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!Go get yo beach a wwhale.4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▲: Glub glub neigh.
▼: oh my cod
▲: Son, is that you.
▼: yeah it is
▼: hey dad
▼: howw the fuck are you typin
▼: you aint got no arms
▲: None of your dam'd buisness, boy.
▲: If you aren't observvant enough to figure out howw I type you don't need to knoww.
▲: Noww didn't I tell you to go get yo beach a wwhale.
▼: no i dont wwant to
▼: i dont eel like gettin up
▲: Boy do not make me get yo ass out there and make you get a wwhale for yo beach.
▼: i guess ill go do that
▼: or somethin
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
John DaveectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.John Dave3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
TG: sup john
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EB: ((FUCK DAMMIT PARP!
EB: what's up?
TG: nothing much, you?
EB: same. bleeeh. i'm bored dave.
TG: well what am i supposed to do about it
EB: i don't know! i'm hiding from jade. she wants to paint my nails purple.
TG: oh shit
TG: dont let her paint them purple
TG: paint them something coole
TG: cooler like
EB: i'm actually thinking green.
TG: fine if you wanna be lame like that
EB: wait no... green would clash with my god-tier outfit and THAT would be lame.
TG: you know so would red
TG: go with cyan
Table flip▲: （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻Table flip3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING TABLES.
▲: because ii am pii22ed off.
▼: AND YOU'RE PISSED OFF BECAUSE..?
▼: ALSO PUT THE TABLE BACK IN PLACE.
▼: REALLY. EVERYTHING.
▲: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
▼: THERE'S NOTHING THAT ISN'T PISSING YOU OFF AT THE MOMENT.
▼: THANK YOU.
▲: correct. even the table wa2 pii22iing me off.
▼: BECAUSE THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
▲: iit doe2.
▼: THAT, MY MORONIC FRIEND, WAS SARCASM.
▼: ARE YOU IN A FUCKING MOOD. OH GOD YOU'RE IN A MOOD.
▲: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
▼: BIPOLAR SHITSTICK. UGH. I HATE YOUR GODDAMNED *MOODS*.
▼: SOLLUX, FIX THE FUCKING TABLE. YOURE GOING TO BREAK IT.
▲: (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
I WON AGAINST THE MIGHTY DAVE STRIDER-- temptedMisery [TM] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 08:13 --I WON AGAINST THE MIGHTY DAVE STRIDER3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[08:13] TM: hellö~
[08:13] TG: can i help you
[08:13] TM: yeah, ! am börredd andd ! am gö!ng tö talk tö yöu.~
[08:15] TG: ok well good luck with that
[08:15] TG: you seem sure of yourself
[08:15] TG: itd suck if something were to happen to that theory of yours
[08:16] TM: pfft yeah !m ssurre öf mysself andd ! ddönt needd yöurr lucck.~
[08:17] TG: cool
[08:17] TG: one catch
[08:17] TG: im about to bail
[08:17] TM: ha well ! ssaw that ccöm!ng, my prredd!cct!ön wass ccörrrrecct.~
-- turntechGodhead [TG] gave up trolling temptedMisery [TM] at 08:17 --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began trolling temptedMisery [TM] at 08:18 --
[08:18] TG: wait
[08:18] TG: how the fuck
[08:18] TM: höw the fucck what ¿~
[08:19] TG: youre still pestering me or trolling me without pesterchum
[08:19] TG: cool trick bro
[08:19] TG: but thats not gonna convince me to talk to you
DID KARKAT RAPE JOHN? TM And IG Investigate. Pt. 1I TELLOS AM THE NARRORATOR OF TEH INVESTIGATIONDID KARKAT RAPE JOHN? TM And IG Investigate. Pt. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
WELL NOW THIS IS WHERE JOHN TELLS US WHAT HAPPEND.
CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTM: pfft why the face ¿~
CTM: ! bet yöu arre annöyedd that ! !n\/!tedd yöu, :/~
CTM: höw cöuldd yöu nöt ¿~
CEB: i had to get away from karkat's chat
CEB: hes.. insane
CTM: öhh ! zzee..~
CEB: he keeps raping me :/
CTM: öhh my gög ö.ö~
CEB: i know
CEB: and then he sent me weird pictures
CTM: wöa ö _O~
CEB: one was a porn gif
CTM: ! ddönt e\/en..~
CIG: &_~ O_O ~~
CEB: that looked like me and dave
CEB: it hurt to see
CTM: aww :c~
CIG: &_~ ou... ~~
CIG: &_~ what else did he do? : ( ~~
CEB: at first he tackle hugged me
CEB: then he licked my neck
CEB: then he kissed my cheek
CEB: and sent me the porn gif
CEB: sent me a lobster gif
CTM: öhh.. öhh my~
CIG: &_~ wow... ~~
CEB: and sent me a dave x john pic. he said "john
DID KARKAT RAPE JOHN? TM And IG Investigate Pt.2I TELLOS AM THE NARRORATOR.DID KARKAT RAPE JOHN? TM And IG Investigate Pt.23 years ago in Drama More Like This
[07:32] TM: well thatzz what he zza!dd... !zz he ly!ng ¿~
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now an idle chum! --
[07:56] CG: YES
[07:57] TM: he zzeemedd zzö zzcarredd thöugh.. andd the th!ngzz he zza!dd werre juzzt..nazzty~
[07:57] CG: ...
[07:58] TM: >.>~
[08:00] TM: CEB: at first he tackle hugged me CEB: then he licked my neck CEB: then he kissed my cheek CEB: and sent me the porn gif CEB: sent me a lobster gif
[08:00] CG: THE FUCK WOU;D I DO THAT
[08:00] CG: WOULD*
[08:00] TM: pfft ! ddönt knöw.. ~
[08:01] CG: (( SORRY I DOZED AND I'M JUST WAKING UP)
[08:01] TM: ((its cool :3))
[08:02] TM: CEB: and sent me a dave x john pic. he said "john is a milker" with it
[08:02] TM: andd therrezz mörre but uhhh.. yöu zzee wherre th!zz !zz gö!ng..~
[08:02] CG: WHY WOULD I DO ANY OF THIS
[08:03] CG: THIS IS STUPID
[08:03] TM: pfft azzk h!m nöt me.. !m juzzt tell!ng yöu what he zza!dd aböut yöu..
Role Play ch 7Karl: ...so how does this "baby" thing work?Role Play ch 74 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Emily: Well...Err...I have no idea...
Karl: ...we could ask Katie. maybe she knows.
Karl: lets ask.
Katie: i heard my name. what's up?
Katie: yes dear sister?
Emily: About babies umm...How does that whole system work?
Katie: ...well...from what i know you carry it for 9 months then go into laber, witch is proply going to hurt like hell because it's like trying to push a watermelen though a lemon, then you rase the kid. but we can get books from the library.
Karl: watermelen though a lemon?
Emily:...I didn't get that part either, but okay.
Katie: ...alright...i'll go get some books. see ya! *leaves*
Karl: ...what's a watermelen?
Emily: It's a fruit.
Karl: i thought we were talking about babies, not fruit.
Emily: I guess giving birth feels like giving birth to a watermelon...
Karl: but where does the lemon come in this?
Katie: i'm home! i got those books too!
Karl: what's with the watermelen and
Role play ch2Emily: *Flies down, and catches you.* don't worry. I got you.Role play ch24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Katie: *clings to Emily* to high! Too high to high! TO HIGH!
Emily: *Flies back up, and lands on the ground.*
Katie: really REALLY hate being high up! Scary!
Karl: are you two going to behave like good little girls' or do you want to go over the cliff?
Emily: *Glares at Karl.* If you stop scaring my sister, then fine.
Karl: no. as i said before it's too much fun.
Katie: Meany head!
Emily: Then, we got no deal. *Folds arms.*
Karl: then I'll make you behave. *grabs me and hold a knife to my neck*
Katie: EEKK! help!
Emily: LET HER GO NOW. *Growls and clutches fists.*
Karl: no *pushes the knife slowly in to my neck*
Katie: OW! STOP IT! THAT HURTS! *blood trickling down her neck*
Karl: an't supposed to tickle.
Emily: *Tackles Karl to the ground.* RUN! GODDAMN IT, RUN SISTER!
Katie: what about you?
Karl: get off of me!
Emily: JUST GO! I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS HUNK OF ROCK!
Katie: ok but be careful! *runs*
Karl: hunk of
Role play ch3Emily:...NEITHER...*Quickly grabs a gun and shoots him, while healing you at the same time.* Multi-tasking. Comes in handy.Role play ch34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Katie: ..*is out cold*
Emily: Come on, Katie! Heal! *Keeps shooting at Karl.*
Emily: Katie! You okay?!
Katie: owwwww! yeah...i-i think so. *looks down* WHAT HAPPEND TO MY ARM!!??
Emily: C-Calm down! I can fix it!
Katie: OWWWWWWWWWWW! IT HURTS!!!
Karl: peek-a-boo, i KILL you! *goes to stab Emily*
Climber: *blocks it* you two get out of here!
Emily: Ah! *Quickly picks Katie up and runs.*
Katie: ow! ow! ow! ow! *arm starts bleeding again* AHHHHHH!
Karl: bad fluffy. no helping the humans. *goes to chop Climbers head off*
Climber: *jumps out of way only to get tangled in a spider web* ACK!
Emily: *Sets Katie down.* Okay! Hold still! This might sting a little! *Hands turn black and red, and begins to heal Katie.*
Katie: OW! d-does this mean i get my a-arm back? *dizy from blood loss*
*in the distance*
Erinep One Shot: Murder SpreeEridan Ampora walked down the halls nervously as he followed a trail of blood. The blood was olive, the color of one of his only friends'. As he walked, he heard a soft 'honk' in the distance, and shuddered. Then he heard a sob, racked by tears. Eridan quickened his pace and reached a room, a figure crumpled up in the middle of it, holding her arms in front of her chest. Nepeta Leijon was close to death, her blood splattered all over her clothes and now pale gray skin.Erinep One Shot: Murder Spree3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"nep?" Eridan breathed, running over to her and putting a hand on her shoulder. "did gamzee get you?" he exclaimed.
"Yes, he did!" Nepeta breathed, whimpering. "I-I'm not going to last much longer, Ampurra…"
"shit… n-nep, wwhat can i do for you? name it, i wwill do it!"
"Ampurra, the most you could do is just…g-get me out of this r-room, I would move myself but by blood leaves trails, it would make it easier for Gamzee to find me…" she whined, clutching Eridan's hand.
Another honk rippled in the air, and Erid
Cleverbot VS KarkatUser: HELLO FUCKASS.Cleverbot VS Karkat3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No you don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather you d
Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off▲: sUP BABY };)Kanaya And Tavros: Have Swag-Off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: What Is Up Son
▼: Kanaya West Is In The Hizzouse
▲: aWWW DAMN, lOOKS LIKE WE ON OUR WAY TO A SWAG OFF
▼: Yes So It Seems That Way
▼: You May Begin It Is Ladies First After All
▲: wEAK, wEAK ASS BURN, tHAT THING'S BEEN WORKED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES, jUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTOR
▼: Last Time I Recall Your Ancestor Died First
▼: Too Bad You Arent As Strong As Your Ancestor
▲: bITCH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU IS FLAPPIN YO OVER SIZED MOUTH OFF TO
▲: i'M THE ONE AND ONLY SWAG ASS SUMMONER
▲: yOU STANDIN IN THE PRESENCE OF SWAG ROYALTY
▼: Well Step Aside Young Jester And Make Way For The Swag Queen
▼: All The Subjects Best Be Stepping Aside Because My Swag Burns Those Who Touch Me
▼: Dont Be A Fool And Get Out Of The Way Son Our You Will Get Burned
▲: yO SWAG IS COLD AS ICE COMPARED TO HOW HOT MINE BE
▲: yOU AIN'T NOTHIN MORE
Duke Venomania-My Version 2Duke Venomania-My Version 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
December 16, 1780
14 year old Asakura tip toed down the stairway. She went down the long hallway with a window at the end, and climbed out. The midnight moon glared at her eyes and reflected her curiosity and determination.
She started down the stone path, barefoot, and repeated the code in which she had put to song,
do not stop at pumpkin's sight,
leave him behind,
and go straight,
arrive at Duke's house
Now she started to sprint, she couldn't wait any longer, she had to visit Duke. She turned left, then right, and when she saw the large rotting pumpkin, she continued down the path. She went left, then made a slick right, and she eventually arrived at Duke's house. She tapped at his window, and he suddenly woke up, and immediately turned to look out the window and see Asakura.
"Asakura? What the hell are you doing here?" Duke asked in a sharp whisper.
"Well, I have some news..." Asakura started.
"News? uh-oh, this can
I Cried So Hard While This Happened▲: HELLO?I Cried So Hard While This Happened3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: any motherfucker there?
▼: oh its you
▲: OH WELL FUCK
▲: of course i run into you strider.
▼: is that a problem
▼: yeah honk you are the best juggalo ever it is you
▲: the problem is i motherfucking hate you.
▲: YOU BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER.
▼: i thought hate wasnt a problem for trolls
▲: it is when you're a motherfucker who's all up and getting your hide on from everyone.
▼: why are you hiding anyway
▼: i mean if youre afraid of kanaya dont worry im not gonna tell her
▲: IT'S NOT KANAYA OKAY?
▲: it's kinda...
▼: isnt everyone here your friend
▼: or something
▲: not really..
▲: I MEAN, TEREZI KINDA FUCKING HATES ME.
▲: kanaya does too.
▲: AND I DUNNO ABOUT BEST FRIEND.
▼: you mean mr sunshine
▲: plus i straight up don't really wanna be out when we go into some motherfucker's dre
johnkat-part-1-phone-callYou're awoken by your phone going off. You didn't set the alarm on it, so someone must be calling. You rub your eyes and reach for your phone in the pitch darkness of your room.johnkat-part-1-phone-call3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Hello?" Your voice is hoarse, and you know you sound tired.
"Oh fuck. Did I wake you up, John? God damnit," you smile at the voice on the other end.
"Its fine. It's almost.... shit it is almost twelve thirty. Shit. I should've been up hours ago," you hear Karkat laugh, and you sleepily roll out of bed.
"Well, you're fucking welcome then," you rolls your eyes and flick on the light. The sudden bright light burns your eyes, and you squeeze your eyes shut until they adjust.
"Thank you, Karkat. So was there a reason you called, or&?"
"Do I need a reason to fucking call my boyfriend to wake his lazy ass up?"
"I guess not." You laugh and pull your glasses on.
"Actually there was a reason"
"Well, if you aren't busy, would you like to go get lunch with me?"
"Sure." He tells you where, and you say you'
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really