Dear Agoraphobic-Blue,Dear Agoraphobic-Blue,Dear Agoraphobic-Blue,1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in Narnia and I saw you bite off my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your cut toenails but keeping your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump