homestuck creepypastayay im gonna try to write a theory c: ohgodimsorrythisisgonnabeterrible.
dont you know about homestuck? that weird little webcomic that andrew hussie made? yea, that one.
well, people say its all fun and games, but theres a darker side to it, and here it is.. . .
john eggbert, the main human, had great and caring friends and the lovable trolls, well those trolls arent even real. john created them when he was in a coma after playing baseball or something, noone knows what they were playing, they might of just have been playing with a ball and it hit john in the head, but all dave would tell anybody -or, understand anyway since he was sobbing- was that they were playing with a baseball, and the next thing he knew it had hit john in the head. next thing was that ambulances were all around, along with cops. thinking that he was dead john walked over to john and kept saying, "im sorry dude, im sorry that i threw the ball to hard, im sorry for saying you weren't cool, for sa
KARKAT X READER HUGGIESKARKAT X READER HUGGIES2 years ago in Humor More Like This
KARKAT X READER
She was at it again , my flush crush giving hugs to those asshats called my friends , yes she was human but I couldn’t help myself from having these red feelings for her, I hated the sight , always being so friendly to them having a good laugh with them , I DON’T GET IT ?! Why won’t she treat me the same way ?! Oh boy she’s now hugging Sollux , great ! I can’t stand it , I’m walking outta this dipshit.... I left the place with MAN tears running down .
You are (Y/F/N) and apparently you are giving your troll friends hugs and not Karkat , why ? Because you thought he wouldn’t like hugs , you had a huge flush crush on the troll but you couldn’t tell him that , it might ruin your friendship , you found Karkat very cute when he got jealous when you gave some attention to your other friends , it shocked you because you gave him more attention , anyway , you started to hug Sollux , looking over
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 4~At your hive~Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
Life was good. You were currently on your couch with a blanket around your feet, a pawbeast in your lap, a good book in your grasp, and your favorite music playing in the background. Even your occasional cough couldn’t detract from your enjoyment of the moment.
And then someone knocked at the door.
You narrowed your eyes at the barrier. What were the chances of you pretending to be absent actually working? You glance at the bright ass reading lamp behind you, then the open window next to the entrance.
Right. Absolutely zero.
“[Name]?” You jerk in surprise, disrupting the pawbeast in your lap. What was Kankri doing here? You were nearly positive you’d scared him off for good! You glance at your pajamas in dismay, which were nothing more than a tank top and a loose pair of shorts, covered by a My Little Hoofbeast robe.
“[Name]?” Kankri called out again. “May I c9me in?” With a sigh you steel yourself for the upcoming humiliat
Thank You Hussie ~ SHORTComic Con.Thank You Hussie ~ SHORT2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was coming to an end. Yes, you were a Homestuck, and yes, Hussie was there, but you waited until the end, that last few minutes before he would leave.
You took your time to walk to his both. You have 15 minutes until he would leave the Con. Smiling, you held your sketchbook/journal to your chest. Waiting in line, you hummed a stupid little tune.
After some squealing, and the flash of camera's, it was your turn. You calmly stepped up to the table. Andrew Hussie waved and smiled. "Hello there! I've seen you around here wearing that Dave shirt. I was wondering when you'd stop by!"
You smiled at him and opened your book to a specific page. It was called, 'We've Won'. It was a picture of all the trolls and kids standing in front of the door. "I wanted to wait for the perfect time." You knew there was no one behind you.
"Well, there's no time like now!" You handed him your book, and he gaped at the picture. "You drew this?
Kankri x Debate!reader- That's Debatable part 1The sun was shining in vain in the chilled Connecticut fall, leaves falling from their near-bare branches as wind blew, making the courtyard of your new, Ivy League school. You had your bags already in your dorm, though you saw no sign of your roommate save solid black sheets on the bed opposite yours. The clearing was full of young men and women who were deemed the best and brightest, and you were happy to be one of them. You scanned the faces, looking for anyone you thought you could be friends with before you froze to death. You were from the south, and while you were far from a country hick, you were still used to the warm sun of your homeland.Kankri x Debate!reader- That's Debatable part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
The only person you saw not already engaged in conversation was the one who was talking the most. He was a young man, mid twenties maybe, who had wavy, but soft looking black hair, making a stunning contrast to his crimson turtleneck sweater, something you envied in your tee shirt as you shivered, and eyes so light a blue they were almost pu
The Sufferer x Reader Whispers Part 1The Suffer x Reader Whispers Part 1The Sufferer x Reader Whispers Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You hear the bells ringing their beautiful melody filling the midnight sky. Your working hours finally ended, you sigh as you wave the other maids good bye. You run into the open field of wheat, the wind slowly stirring it around. You smile as the wind flows through your hair, giving out a refreshing feeling. You were a girl of merely fourteen years old. By the time you were five you were already working for your slave owner. He was a cruel man, who didn't pity the old or young. So you work your hardest everything, to keep out of trouble and please your master. You managed to only get hit once by your master. But it left a scar on your lower right side. You approach a hill that lead to a small garden.
You run into the garden, crawling throw the bushes. And the
An Unexpected Coffee Date - Heart[ Dirk x Reader, 1st person POV (I/You/They) ]An Unexpected Coffee Date - Heart1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I was in a rush. Something big was supposed to happen today.
But hey, while I can't slow down my hurrying footsteps, I can slow down on my thoughts. For starters, I work at the JC Penny in the mall around here, as an assistant manager. Recently, our boss, the manager, told us he was moving on, and agreed to leave his position to one of the two assistant managers. I had been neck and neck with the other assistant manager for months, and this was the perfect opportunity to show him up and snag the position.
I was rushing through the crowded halls of the mall, to-go coffee in my hand and an intent to come out on top. I was in such a rush to get to work that I hardly noticed that someone was copying my hurried footsteps right next to me. I turned my head to wave the newcomer off, but I instead found myself slowing down to look more closely.
First and foremost, he was gorgeous. He had a lanky teen look to him, he couldn't have been older
An Unexpected Coffee Date - Hope[Jake x Reader, 1st person POV (I/You/They) ]An Unexpected Coffee Date - Hope1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Why is it that shit always happens to me in Diners?
I mean, really. It was astounding. I lived in a pretty big city, so of course you could find Diners everywhere. But I always went to Sburb, and everything happened there for me. My first date. My first kiss. My first not-decaffeinated coffee. (The high lasted for 7 hours)
But that night, all I could expect to happen was my last meal.
I was sitting in one of the booths against the huge windows out front, sipping on some quality-as-fuck hot chocolate. About 10 minutes after I sat down, a group of thugs walked in, as if they just crawled out of the alley next to the diner. Boys and girls, around their 20's, in hoodies and baggy jeans, making a huge fuss by the entrance. I tried to keep my eyes away from them, and so did the other few patrons that were out this late. I really couldn't expect that visiting an all night diner at 2 AM would be good for me, but I still would have neve
Happy Betty Crocker Day! (John Egbert x Reader)Happy Betty Crocker Day! (John Egbert x Reader)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You licked some of the cake batter off of the spoon as you mixed the chocolatey concoction around in the bowl. It smelt so good, and you couldn’t wait to eat it, but you knew that you were making this treat as a special surprise for your boyfriend John on his birthday, and it would be rude to delve into the cake before he even got a taste. You hummed as you mixed, the sweet, ever so catchy sounds of Karkalicious escaping your mouth.
You had gotten so caught up in the music that was running through your head, you failed to notice when John walked into the kitchen, hair messy, and glasses practically falling off his face as he yawned. Rose had been pestering him all day on Pesterchum, and she wouldn’t give him a break. You didn’t even realize of his presence, until he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind, and nuzzled into the crook of your neck with another yawn.
You loved John. He was a sweet boy, and was always there for you. He could be kind of nerdy at tim
Punk!John x Dangerous!Reader || Dangerous GirlMost people would tell you to stay away from John Egbert.Punk!John x Dangerous!Reader || Dangerous Girl1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You retorted with a snarky, "He's fucking hella, shut the hell up."
John was looking at you.He was from the band called Pierce Hell, you knew, and that he had a habit of hitting on girls. Not that you minded if it was you.
Again. Closing your locker, you smiled, and let your [h/c] hair cover your face as you blushed, putting your Trig book in your backpack, smiling, as someone passed between the two of you.
Someone named Shinji. "Hey, you're the asshole who tried to hit on Hiyori!" He growled, and you recalled that Shinji and Hiyori were dating.
Thoughts, cut off, hook punch. Need I say more?
Shinji tackled the boy in blue, and started beating the shit out of him.
Biting your lip, you trembled, wanting to intervene. Was it worth the trouble?
"I heard you were talking shit about our band, asshole!" Someone yelled in the middle of the hallway, as they pointed to y
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 11The gentle sunlight dancing on your eyelids rouses you.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 113 years ago in Sketches More Like This
You wonder what time it is. Your alarm hasn't gone off yet, but you probably need to get ready for school soon. It's the last week before summer break, and the excitement to sleep in soon fills you. You feel comfortable and warm as you begrudgingly sit up and grope around on your night table for your glasses. Your room blurs into focus as you fit them on your face, the clock reading 6:53 AM.
You yawn and shift your gaze around, eyes widening when they rest upon the figure beside you. Last night's events had been temporarily forgotten by you in your groggy haze, but you remember now.
Karkat, in human form, is curled up beside you. You're shocked to see his usual angry face look so smooth and peaceful.
Your heart thuds loudly, and you wonder if it'll wake him up.
Slowly, you reach over and run a hand through his hair. Just like his fur, it's so surprisingly silky and soft. The dark locks tickle your nose as you gently lean in. He sm
Shifting Nights Chapter 14 (JohnXKarkat)Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are currently relaxed.Shifting Nights Chapter 14 (JohnXKarkat)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You open your eyes groggily and stretch out, your paws in front of you and your back arched.
You sniff and shift your gaze around the small blue room. You feel heavy disappointment settle in your gut when you see that John's already gone to school. You let your ears droop slightly, but try and keep your spirits up. Today is the last day that the human boy has to attend school, then you'll have him for an entire summer.
Spending the days all alone in the house gets lonely and boring. A few times, you've gone out and explored the nearby woods, but even that's gotten old.
You shift back into human form and pull on some of soft the clothes John bought you, before heading downstairs to do what you do every other day. Wait for the boy to get home.
As you settle down in the kitchen with a bowl of sugary cereal, you find yourself smiling a tiny little smile at the thought of the human. It's crazy, missing him so much when he's only gon
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 12You freeze.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 123 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The words Karkat had said echo in your mind.
You can feel his hesitance, his hope in the warm lips that are pressed against yours. He presses gently, eyes closed tightly, leaving enough space as if expecting you to suddenly pull away from him.
You snap out of it when he begins to lean away. Your eyelids flutter closed. Your lips follow his, seeking to regain the warmth. Tentatively, you reach out and take his hand, twining your fingers with his.
Now it's the shapeshifter's turn to freeze. His entire body goes stiff, as if the last thing he expected would be you holding him, keeping him close.
You slowly begin to kiss back, to lean into him, his warmth. Your lips move against his and he reaches up to cup your face.
His touch is so gentle, as if you might break. It's so different from his rough personality.
Karkat pulls away slowly, but doesn't pull away, still cupping your face. You open your eyes and meet his.
The pure, raw emotion shocks you once more. But it's different t
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 8You're confused.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 83 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Like, really confused. And kind of frustrated, too.
So it's been about a week since you decided to save Karkat. Since then, things have been getting... Weird.
Of course, hiding a shapeshifting boy in your bedroom can surely be classified as 'weird', but this weird is a little bit different. You've been noticing things you've never really noticed before. These little things are confusing you.
Things like the way Karkat's black hair sticks up in the morning. The way your shirts slightly hang off of his shoulders. The way his eyelashes are long and dark. The way his cheeks glow red when he's embarrassed. The way he purrs when he's happy. The way he lets a few small smiles escape. The way his cheek bones are so defined.
But it's not only the physical things you've been noticing. You've been noticing other things, too. Things like the way he's always so grumpy and rude. The way he doesn't mean any of it. The way he can be so apologetic. The way he's so easily emb
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 15“So I was thinking... Maybe you could come with me tonight?”Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 153 years ago in Romance More Like This
You feel Karkat tense beneath you. “Where?”
You’re half-sitting, half-lying on Karkat on your couch. Ghost Rider 2 is playing in the background, but neither of you are actually watching it. Distantly, you can hear the sounds of your Dad making dinner. It feels so good to be able to be with Karkat without any fear of revelation.
You laugh. “Rose’s party, silly! Every year, she organizes this huge party at Dave’s brother’s club. It’s so cool. She says it’s for us to celebrate, and for her to mourn, the end of the school year. You should come with me, everyone’s going to be there!”
He shifts uncomfortably. “I don’t know John... Isn’t it a little too soon for all of your human friends to meet me?”
You can understand why he’s nervous. His entire life has been spent staying as far away from humans as possible, and suddenly he
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 13Hiding a grumpy shapeshifting boy in your house is hard.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 133 years ago in Sketches More Like This
It turns out hiding a grumpy boyfriend is even harder.
Between school and shifts at the bakery, you really don't have enough time to spend with Karkat. Not nearly enough. You make up for all of this lost time by spending every free second with Karkat.
The only problem is that everyone is getting pretty annoyed with you. It's not your fault (yeah, okay, it totally is), it's just that when you can choose between a movie marathon with your friends or an evening with your boyfriend, it's kind of hard not to choose Karkat.
You can only blow someone off so many times, though, before they begin to get a bit ticked off.
It's Thursday today, and you've only got tomorrow left before summer break! Just thinking of having an entire summer to relax with your new found romance gets you excited.
The school hallways are busy with students and teachers preparing for the break.
After school, just as you're ready to ru
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 10Everything slows down. It feels as if time is being toned down. Not stopped, but slowed, as if swimming through molasses.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 103 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Your vision is clouded with black hazy spots, and you struggle to make out the scene in front of you in the early morning light.
You see the struggling form and the lithe black predator before you.
The horror courses through you as the terrified wails abruptly cut off. You stop breathing as you hear a sickening snap. The struggling man goes limp.
The last thing you see is a pair of eyes staring straight at you whose colour matches the thick liquid dripping from two large razor sharp fangs. Your vision goes black as you lose consciousness.
Pain. That's the first thing your brain registers.
You groan and slowly open your eyes. Through your blurry vision, you inspect your surroundings, finding yourself in a suspiciously familiar room. A blue room, lovingly decorated with what appear to be Nicolas Cage posters and various images of Liv Tyler.
You're in your be
A Year of Fools: part 4An Equius x Human! Reader insert fan made work of fictionA Year of Fools: part 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the end, the light fixture never gave you an answer to your conundrum, over what to do about your feelings towards the overly muscular troll. So when you had woken up the next morning, you came to the inspired decision to do nothing. You were a teenager, crushes come and go, and you would just have to wait until they left you! Apart from your arm screaming in agony for a month, you felt pretty damn good about the decision, even though your arm hurting had pretty much nothing to do with it...
Today was Saturday, about a month after the car incident; your bruise was almost gone, and you were going to spend the whole day with Equius and Nepeta. You meet up with them and go and get ice cream from a local parlor, you take them outside and sit on a bench in the park to eat the creamy confectionary. Most people would say it’s too cold for ice
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 4After getting Karkat something to wear (you gave him an old plain black t-shirt and jeans, which were both pretty big on him, the shirt hanging off of his small framed shoulders), your stomach growls, reminding you about your forgotten supper.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 43 years ago in Sketches More Like This
You glance at the time. Since your dad's doing some inventory, he'll probably get home around nine, so you still have a good two hours.
You briefly wonder what you're going to be doing with Karkat. With his injured shoulder, it might not be too good to just let him run off to wherever he came from just yet. Also, you're pretty curious about him, and you'd like to find out a bit more about his kind.
You turn to him to find his head cocked to the side questioningly, which you find rather adorable.
Well, uh, you know, for a guy. In a bro way.
For the first time since you've met him, you examine him. Karkat's all sharp angles, and exceedingly thin, but with a generous definition of muscle. His wild black hair sticks up a little, and looks coarse like
(UNEDITED) Genus Corvus: Homecoming (JohnXKarkat)After three weeks had passed, John and Karkat were practically inseparable.(UNEDITED) Genus Corvus: Homecoming (JohnXKarkat)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat had been lonely for so many years, and the sudden contact had him feeling happier than he could ever remember.
The two did everything together. They took turns making meals, they spent their afternoons in Karkat’s library, or out on the castle grounds. A few times, Karkat even took the human hunting, and, to Karkat’s surprise John wasn’t that bad. In between spending time with John and ruling his Kingdom, Karkat had little time to himself. Not that he minded, though. The guest room in which he now called his, after he had given away his old room to the human, was lonely, and the prince found himself missing the human whenever they spent extended periods apart.
The corvus was happy with being friends with John. Ecstatic, even. However, he found himself craving more affection from the human, something more than just friends.
The feeling was an alien one, Karkat had to admit, yet there was
Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 7Saturday morning, you wake up to the gentle morning sunlight coming in through the curtains.Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 73 years ago in Sketches More Like This
You stretch and yawn, sitting up and looking around you. After some insisting, Karkat managed to get you to take your bed back last night, saying that if he was going to be living here for a while, you could at least take your bed back.
For the second night in a row, he's curled on top of you during the night (Karkat told you he prefers to sleep while in animal form, though you forget why, but you worry your father's gonna walk in and find him some day). The only problem is his weight leaves you numb in the morning. For someone so light as a human, he sure is a heavy feline.
You carefully slip your legs out from beneath him and grab your glasses from your nightstand.
You notice your phone is indicating that you've received a text message, so you turn it on and check.
-hey egbert. i was just wondering what time you want me to come over today.-
Oh that's right! Dave's supposed to be coming over l