Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obvious, it was painful.
“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.
“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and shut the door.
That’s when Karkat began his rant.
“Why the fuck do we even play this stupid game?! I mean, there’s nothing that you can fucking accomplish accept for making out with some probably nasty person that you don’t even like for absolutely no reason!”
You blinked. “…So you’re saying I’m n
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kankri1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.
You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.
“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at this party!” Kankri began to blab on and on. “This game is a violation of peoples’ privacy, especially women. I mean, who in the world would stick some drunken pig like Dave in a closet with someone as innocent as you?”
You blinked. Did he just say what you thought he just said?”
Kankri’s face turned a slight red. &
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - MitunaYou pull out a mini yellow skateboard and you immediately frown. Why would Mituna put a skateboard figurine in the box? That was usually Latula’s type of thing. He had been spending quite a lot of time with her lately…Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Mituna1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mituna, let’s go!” Dave called, waving the Gemini up to the front. You watched Mituna scamper up to the front and stand in front of you, his usual smile plastered onto his face. Dave shooed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
Mituna surprisingly started the conversation. “Do you like this game, [Name]? It seems like everyone else does.”
You slightly shrugged. “It’s okay; I guess… it just depends who you get stuck in here with.”
“Did you not want to come in here with me?” He suddenly asked. You froze. Oh no, you’d made him think that you didn’t like him!
“No, no! I-It’s nothing like that!” You quickly rebuttal, “I just thought you were
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Gamzee1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”
You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.
Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked around until you met each other’s eyes. The two of you shared eye contact for almost a minute. It didn’t make you laugh, however. It made you nervous. You liked Gamzee a lot, but he always made you nervous. You knew what he was capable of, and sometimes, it scared you.
A cold touch on your leg surprised you out of your thoughts. You quickly l
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - TavrosYou pulled out a small plushie that looked almost identical to Tinkerbull. You giggled; it looked so adorable! You knew at that moment that it was Tavros.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Tavros1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Tavros, c’mon!” Dave shouted, waving the troll towards the front of the room. He maneuvered his way through the crowd. Your eyes looked up and down his new body. His legs made him look even cuter then he already had.
Dave carefully nudged you two into the closet. Each of you hesitantly looked at each other from across the closet.
You scratched the back of your head nervously. Tavros was already shy, and you had a pretty big crush on him. That didn’t help too much. You thought for a moment about what you could say to start a conversation.
“So, do you like your new legs?” You mentally face palmed. What kind of stupid question was that?!
Tavros chuckled. “I, uh, like them a lot. It’s a lot easier to, um… get around, y’know?” He smiled his innocent smile at you. You coul
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JohnYou raised your hand from the box and pulled out a small hammer. It seemed to be a replica of the hammer John had always used as a weapon. You smiled to yourself, knowing that being in the closet with your goofy friend Egbert would certainly be a time to remember.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - John11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Aye, Egderp! Get your ass up here!” Dave shouted, nearly tripping over himself. Dave was pretty hilarious when he was drunk, and gog damn was he drunk.
You watched as John navigated his way to the front. He stood in front of you, the usual toothy grin plastered on his face. “Oh, hey [Name]! Are you excited?”
Before you could even think of answering, Dave pushed the two of you in the closet and shut the door. You muttered ‘yeah’ under your breath to answer John’s question, but you were pretty sure he didn’t hear.
“So, what do you want to do in here for seven minutes?” John asked. This couldn’t help but make you giggle. John was so clueless to stuff like this. Y
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EridanYou pulled out your hand, realizing you were holding a soft patch of purple cloth. You knew immediately that it was a piece of fabric from some seadweller’s clothing.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Eridan1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Eridan, get up here!” Dave shouted into the crowd. You noticed Eridan’s hair stick up from the crowd as soon as his name was called. He pushed through the people and stood in front of you. He had a big smirk plastered on his face.
Eridan lifted your hand and kissed it gently. You blushed furiously, surprised and yet heated by his gesture at the same time. Before you could react with words, Dave pushed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Eridan began leaning towards you. He was certainly getting close and didn’t stop until your noses were touching. He had a lustful look in his eyes. You hadn’t been in the closet for even a minute and he was already coming onto you! Most of the girls would feel sorry for you, but you thought that you were
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JakeYou pulled out your hand to see that you were holding... a gun! Your eyes went wide and you immediately dropped it back in the box, cringing with fear.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Jake10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave chuckled. “Calm down, [Name]. It’s just a dart gun. It’s Jake’s.”
You peeked in the box, realizing that what Dave said was true. The gun looked similar to a real gun, only it was plastic and had some darts loaded inside. You sighed, feeling like a complete idiot already.
Jake walked up to the front and stood next to you, his usual fangirl fainting smile plastered on his face. Of course, his smile just made you feel all the more nervous. You didn’t know Jake too well, but you did know that girls tended to freak out over him. You also knew he had guns, and not just the good time.
Dave shoved the two of you into the closet, slamming the door shut.
“Hey there, Miss [Name],” Jake said, still smiling politely. “We seem to be alone. What do you propose we do?” You could
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KurlozYou hesitantly reached into the box, and pulled out a pair of gloves designed with the bones of a hand. Examining them for a few seconds, you figured they were Kurloz’s, since they did indeed match his outfit.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kurloz9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kurloz, up here!” Dave called out, his voice cracking in the process.
You watched as Kurloz made his way to the front. He finally stopped in front of you, signing you a quick ‘hello.’ You shyly waved hello to him as well. Dave then shoved the two of you in the closet, slamming the door behind.
The closet was a bit darker than you expected. You watched as Kurloz moved his hands, obviously trying to sign, but you couldn’t see very well. “Wait a sec, Kurloz...” You quickly reached into your pocket and grabbed your phone. The screen didn’t emit too much light, but just enough that you could at least see Kurloz.
“Okay, can you sign that again?” You asked with a smile.
*I said ‘it’s a bit dark in here’
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - CronusYou reached into the box, grabbed something rectangular, and pulled out your hand. It seemed to be that you had grabbed a package of candy cigarettes, similar to the ones that Cronus had hanging out of his mouth all day. You opened the package and stuck one in your mouth. It made you giggle, seeing how completely off one simple cigarette made you look.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Cronus8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
There was a tap on your shoulder. You turned around to see Cronus was behind you.
“You makin’ fun of me?” He asked in an accusing tone.
You quickly shook your head, not wanting him to be upset with you.
He leaned in close and used his teeth to take the cigarette from your mouth. “Good,” He muttered, walking past you and towards the closet. You blushed and quickly followed. The two of you smushed into the closet and Dave shut the door behind you.
“...You’re not going to smoke in here, are you?” You suddenly asked.
Cronus snickered. “My cig’s are just for show, you should know tha
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - RufiohYou reached into the box and pulled out a miniature pair of wings. The seemed to be some kind of accessory that would be placed on a doll. With not a moment of thinking, you knew the item was Rufioh’s.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Rufioh8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
That’s when everyone began whispering.
You knew for a fact that almost everyone at the party either had a slight crush on Rufioh, or had already made a move on him. However, he hadn’t accepted anyone’s gestures of affection... so who could he like?
“Rufioh, get on up here!” Dave slurred, nearly tripping over his own feet. Oh, how drunk he was.
“Bangarang!” You heard him say. He navigated his way through the crowd to make it to you. Once to the front, he waved at you, a huge grin on his face. “Hello, doll.” You shyly waved back and Dave shoved the two of you into the closet.
To be honest, you were pretty nervous. You weren’t really too sure what to say, so you just held your hands in your lap and awkwardly twiddled your thu
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EquiusYou reached into the box and pulled out a little statuette of a dumbbell. You thought to yourself about how completely adorable it was, and you thought even more deeply about the fact that you were now going into the closet with Equius.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Equius10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Equius, come on down!” Dave cried, laughing afterwards. He was pretty damn slurred.
You watched as Equius carefully made his way to the front. He looked down at you from his tall stature with no expression. You could see that he was sweating pretty badly. He seemed to be almost... trembling?
Dave shoved the two of you in the closet and locked the door. Once the door was shut, everything was sort of quiet.
“So, what do you want to do?” You asked casually.
Equius didn’t move. “I don’t think we should be doing things of the lewd nature, [Name]...” He muttered, turning his head away from you.
Of course Equius wouldn’t do anything with you. That was just his nature. He wanted to be a gentlemen, or at lea
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven [Intro]You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven [Intro]1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.
You answered the phone. “Hello?”
“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, tha
7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)"I got... Karkat."7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)11 months ago in Personal More Like This
Everyone looks at Karkat and you pause realizing who's name you had just read aloud. When you notice Karkat groan and stand you freak. Rose shoves you forward toward the closet and you growl at her. Dave grabs you and Karkat and shove's you both into the closet. Karkat falls and you land ontop of him.
He groans something muffled and you look at him as the door slams closed. "Huh?" You ask. He picks his head up and growls, "GET OFF ME." You freak and quickly stand in the dark closet. He slowly stands and pops his back. "OY..." He says. "Sorry Karkat. Didnt mean to land on your back." You say. "NAH IT ISNT YOUR FAULT... ITS THAT ASS HOLE DAVE'S FAULT." He says. You giggle a little and sigh.
You both sit and against the wall and sit in silence for a moment until you hear someone yell. "You guys kissing!?" You both suspect its Vriska. "So.... Karkat. Why did you even come to this party? I cant see you much of a party guy." You say. "ACTUALLY... I ONLY CAME CUZ I HEARD YO
Kankri x Reader BACK OFF"Come on doll face! Vwhy not?" She sighed and rolled her eyes at the highblood, "BECAUSE OH GREAT STUPID ONE! I don't want too."Kankri x Reader BACK OFF1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was spying on them from behind the bushes. I glared at Cronus. How dare he! We all know that I called dibs on the adroable human girl. The sight of him FLIRTING with her! God! it's 100% triggering! But then again.... Why would _______ want to go on a date with me.... I'm just an annoying troll who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut!
"I'll take you to your fawvorite resturant!"
"Not until you go on a date vwith me doll face." He wrapped a arm around her shoulder and ______ scrunched up her face in disgust.
EVEN WHEN SHE DOES THAT IT'S ADORABLE!! I kept mumbling to myself, "God..... Go away Cronus..... Can't you see that she isn't interested!?"
RANDOM MITUNA POV:
UWHIFBUIDCYGVTYWCFSVXYUJGSFYUEIKBXHYUWGVIUVEUCVIDVISX I COULDN'T B-BELIEVE MY EYTH!!!!!!!11!!! CRONUTH ITH FLLLIRTING WITH _____?!?!?!!!11! RDYTUFYIGKU
15 Minutes in Heaven- KarkatxReaderAll right, gather round. It’s time to have some actual fucking fun at this party.” Dave said, considering it was his party after all, everyone did as instructed.15 Minutes in Heaven- KarkatxReader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING THIS TIME FUCKASS? LAST YEAR I ENDED UP WEARING DONKEY EARS WHILE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE TO STAB ME IN THE ASS BLINDFOLDED!” Karkat yelled, angrier than usual.
“We’re going to play seven minutes in fucking heaven. Only I’m extending it to fifteen, because the last time I played, I caught with my pants down, if you know what I mean.” Dave said, and everyone flinched, and groaned, not really needing that information. You have no idea why you were here. It wasn’t as if you were in any of their sessions.
“You’re triggering people, Dave!” Kankri complained.
“Shut up. You being a little trigger bitch makes me want to pull a fucking trigger on myself.” Karkat replied, not even looking at the guy. You sigh. Poor Kankri. Then again
Karkat x Reader The Miracles of Candy Corn"KARKAT! KARKAT KARKAT KARKAAAATTTT!" The Troll boy flinched as he heard you yell for him. "WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Once you finally caught up to him, you placed your hands on your knees and panted. You looked everywhere for him.Karkat x Reader The Miracles of Candy Corn11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Why is this meteor so goddamn big?! You raised a finger as you started to catch your breath. Karkat began to tap his foot, a sign that he is really losing his patience. "V-Vri-"
"WHAT DID VRISKA DO THI-MDOFYSOXJEI?!"
"LET. M-ME. FINISH!" You were covering his mouth with your right hand as your breath finally decided to return to you. You released his mouth and stood up tall once more. "Ahem. Vriska told John something and he told me and I want to test out the theory!"
"AND WHAT DID THE NOOKSTAIN TELL YOU?"
"Why are you always yelling? Anywho, I can't tell you."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I need to SHOW YOU."
You quickly turned Karkat around and pinned his arms behind his back. You couldn't believe how easy that was. Karkat just got pinned by a girl. You c
What a Cute Card (Reader X Karkat)You need to hurry and open your locker. You managed to open it in your tired stupor and to your surprise you noticed something fly down and out of it to the floor. You looked down to see what it was.What a Cute Card (Reader X Karkat)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
It seemed to be a birthday card. It was pretty cute, you smiled going down to get a closer look at it.
It was a cute red crab shaped card. The crab even had a silly birthday hat on, you laughed as you picked up the card getting a closer look at it. You can’t really say for sure who gave you the card but you have a few guesses. You’ll read the card in Study hall.
You went through your locker and took your books, you grumbled some colorful phrases at how much shit your teachers clarified you’d need for class today. You call bullshit on that but make your way through the halls after closing your locker. You know some of the class rooms that are usually empty and without a teacher before school starts so you go to find one.
Study hall was just extra time at the beginning of s
So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 1So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: Welp. This is officially the first piece of fanfiction I have ever written. It's Karkat x Reader. Blah introductions suck sometimes. This is just introducing you and whatever. Merry late Christmas
And it sucks. Because I have no idea how to write fanfiction. It's only part 1. It's either going to get better. Or worse.
Just for clarity, italics are your thoughts. I guess.
(_Name_) – Your name, obviously.
(e/c) – Eye colour
(h/l) – Hair length
(h/c) - Hair colour
(f/c) - Favourite colour
(f/s) - Favourite song
(f/a) – Favourite artist
So without any more rambling from me, have a piece of Karkat attempting to be romantic.
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Your name is (f/n) (l/n) and you are about to get in a massive amount of trouble.
Let me explain. It was barely passed two in the morning and you were just arriving home. It was way past your curfew; you should have been home hours ago. Before dinner even. Your mum was going to kill you for staying out this late. If she
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and SignlessYou reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and Signless6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”
You blinked. “Um, both?”
Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.
“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a ligh
A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..
There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the emotions going through him at the time…
~flashback two weeks. Nyeh.~
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 04:13 –
TA: great. what the hell do you want kk?
CG: WHOA. WOW. SUCH HOSPITALITY. HOWDY FUCKING DO TO YOU TOO SOLLUX.
TA: …ii2 there a rea2on you're botheriing me?
CG: SHUT THE HELL UP CAPTOR. YOU AND ________ ARE IN A
15 Minutes in Heaven- SignlessxReaderDave walked into his own party, fifteen minutes late in spite of the fact that it was being held not only on his own ridiculously dangerous planet, but also in his very own home. He was wearing a red felt suit, and had two fedoras in his hands, one black, and one red. You hoped that this had nothing to do with creepy troll romances. You did not wanna end up having to do random kinky blackrom shit with someone you didn’t know. Or worse, Eridan.15 Minutes in Heaven- SignlessxReader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“We’re gonna play fifteen minutes in heaven, bitches.” The cool-kid said, a small, shit eating grin working it’s way to his lips. You face-palmed, and hoped that this wasn’t going to go down like you had the feeling it would. You’d end up in the closet with Karkat, and he’d yell at you the whole time, or Kankri while he lectured you, or Eridan while he groped at you and you banged on the door.
You only hoped that the sort-of chaperone, the one who only went by the signless, would prevent such immatu
Karkat x Reader Hiccups"HEY KARKITTEH! What's *hic* up!"Karkat x Reader Hiccups1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You mentally slapped and dragged yourself on the floor. Great! Hiccups..... He was surely going to bug you about it.
"______? Are you drunk?" Karkat gave you a weird look. Drunk? Why would he think that? "N*hic*no....... Why would you *hic* think that?" You hiccuped a few more times, bouncing a bit as well. Damn these hiccups mean business! "Dude. What's wrong with you?"
Trolls don't get hiccups?
You felt a lightbulb go off in your head. This was going to be awesome!
"Karkat.*hic*" You gave him the most serious face that you could muster up. "You had neve*hic*er heard of hiccups before?"
"You mean those weird noises people make sometimes? I had it before."
THINK ______! THHHIINNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
"Oh no Karkat. Hum*hic*man hiccups are far muc*hic*uch worse." Karkat looked unamused. "Oh really? How?"
Okay. Okay. ____, you can do this. You are friends with the pranking master after all!
"Hiccups are a deadly huma*hic*an diease. All the hum
So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 2So Karkalicious : Karkat x Reader Part 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: I'll try to make this quick this time.
Here's part 2 of the fanfic. It still sucks, of course, but it's getting there. By the speed in which I'm typing I'm probably going to get at least one part up a day. I'm hoping I'll be able to do that until the holidays are over, which is in a while.
So we're finally getting somewhere. Everything is the same as it was last time, yadda yadda I'mma just go so you can enjoy the crappy writing.
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"(_Name_) it's time to get up, come on!" Your mum calls as she pounds on your bedroom door. You groan and roll over, getting tangled up in the covers in the process. The banging on your door continues, waking you up from your dozing. "I'm awake, I'm awake," you yell back as you struggle out from the nest of sheets and blankets. It took a few minutes but you were finally free from your cocoon. You yawn and rub your (e/c) eyes sleepily. What time was it? Oops, almost time to go!
You hurry over to your wardrobe and start searching