Almost Human - Chapter 1: Prelude to MadnessI hope you enjoy the little gift I left behind. I'd love to see your face right now as you receive it. Your blood must be boiling over, your heart racing for the horror your eyes have witnessed, your mind flooding with adrenaline to come after me. All that drive and resolve drowning that constant stoic and brooding stare. Oh, how I'd love to be standing right in front of you to witness the reaction to my present. But alas, my attention is needed elsewhere. That idiot Harley Quinn of mine cannot function properly without my lead. But don't you fret my dear Dark Knight, by the time you finished reading this I'll be waiting for you. I will be waAlmost Human - Chapter 1: Prelude to Madness1 week ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Lost and Found"Tell me again where we're going, lass?"Lost and Found9 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Mrrsizha chuckled. "I never told you in the first place, Brynjolf." He grunted irritably in response and she shot him a grin over her shoulder. "You'll see."
He exhaled softly, an exasperated not-quite-sigh, but didn't push, and for that Mrrsizha was grateful. She hadn't told Brynjolf their destination for a reason: she didn't think he'd be very happy about it.
The Khajiit's ears perked as they rounded the cliff and she stopped short, holding up a hand. Brynjolf made a questioning sound, stopping just behind her. "Lass?"
"The lantern." Mrrsizha didn't carry a lantern--she didn't need one, even in t
HT2011 - Psychosis: SnRFor a score of yearsHT2011 - Psychosis: SnR2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Have I walked upon this Earth,
Now I am betrayed
By my most valued asset:
Turning against me,
Latching itself to dark thoughts,
Torturing my mind
With thoughts so unreal,
And yet almost convincing.
My suffering mind
Seeks the true reality,
Unsure of itself,
But I know what is,
And also know what is not.
Logic is my guide;
To it I shall cling,
Knowing that this world is real
In spite of myself.
One day dawn will come,
And I shall see truthful light,
And I shall be healed.
HT2011 - Psychosis: IatEWhat is real? Unreal?HT2011 - Psychosis: IatE2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
The program - the world - is fine.
I am the error.
I am just a bug,
A glitch in this great system,
That can be repaired.
But, oh, the despair
Of the dark interim time -
The panic attacks.
Logic - my ally,
My light to fend off the dark
But is it enough?
Strikes back in full force.
My mind's battlefield
Of pop culture and sci-fi
Has turned against me.
This dark, traitorous
Be left to take hold.
Logic will fight back,
And I will have victory.
I won't give in now.
This world is all real.
It's just a matter of time
Before I am healed.
I am the error
Bron's perfect gift"I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule!!!" said Marcurio, angry, as his leader carelessly dropped just another embalming tool and two linen wraps in his bag – pretty much all that could be found in that desolated crypt, but why the hell did they need to take them all?!Bron's perfect gift5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bron had heard it so many times that, practically immune to the sentence, he walked out with a satisfied smile and stretched in the sunlight, of course not even waiting for his follower to drag his sack full of garbage – pardon me, precious loot – out before mounting his horse, ready to head back to Riften.
"Why are we… nngh… taking all this… wait for me!" Marcurio was
B'jaaku the KhajiitName: B'jaaku AKA "Figment"B'jaaku the Khajiit1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Height/Weight: 5'9''/ 170 lb.
Age: Early 20's for a Khajiit
Eyes/Hair: Yellow/Short brown hair with those big sideburns
Fur: Tan and brown
Major Skills: Illusion, Destruction (Lightning), Sneak, Pickpocket
Apparel: Apprentice-style robes and hood, shrouded boots, thief's gloves, golden earrings
Attitude towards Strangers: Playful, but dismissive
Attitude towards Friends: Playful and kind
Goals: Just to relax and have fun while mastering illusion magic. He'd like to develop a spell that kills people with their own nightmares.
Religion/Beliefs: None, but he finds
Stream of Consciousness Skit 1Stream of Consciousness Skit 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sitting on the porch, wrapped in a warm electric blanket, buzzing faintly
Snowy fields as far as the eye can see
In my mitten coated hands I sip some warm cocoa and lay back in my rocking chair
And just lazily stare at the falling snowflakes
A breeze rolls in gets a little cold as some powdery debris fondles my bare scalp, rushing by my face
As it passes I take a deep breath, the cool crisp air filling my lungs,bringing me new life
Then exhale as a puff of condensed air escapes my lips, and then dissipates
Silence fills the porch as the wind dies down, only my blanket and chair can faintly be heard
Then I close my eyes again
An Admonition to the Reluctant ClopperBy drawing out his fleshy tool,An Admonition to the Reluctant Clopper1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
He half-invites to be taken for a fool,
When reluctance fails to help him repent,
Nor escape from his practice of personal torment.
By crying loud for help to avoid this lewdness, 
He opts for the route of faithful shrewdness;
To give up clopping, he says with sincerity,
Would help return to a previous prosperity.
His life oft-regarded for such a precious thing,
Now amorously enslaved by the hopeless sting 
At the tip of his member when he surfs for smut,
And suffocates himself for sexual glut.
Resolutions on the cusp of every New Year
Fail to draw him from his state of despair:
My Little Gladiator Chapter 5Chapter fiveMy Little Gladiator Chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Last Battle
Stormy was lying awake. He had been for about twenty minutes. It was hard to tell the time; there was no light down in these rooms besides the torchlight
He huddled his hooves close to his chest. It wasn't that he was cold, just that he wanted to make sure they were real. The poor pegasus had experienced nightmares all night. He had barely any sleep, and he wanted to be sure he was awake.
He closed his eyes and tried not to think about Gallop and Tender and Goldd. He couldn't grow attached. He had lost enough, and he wasn't going to lose more. The pain as it was now was unbearable, and he wasn't
My Thoughts on MLP ShippingI know I once said that I would only restrict my "My Thoughts On" series to characters, but one cannot talk about MLP characters and the fandom without discussing perhaps one of the most important aspects of that fandom, that of shipping.My Thoughts on MLP Shipping10 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Now for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, let me explain. "Shipping" is a fan-word used to describe a liking or belief in a particular relationship, usually romantic in nature, between two characters in a fictional story. The word is, in fact, based on the word "relationship".
When it comes to MLP ships, there's no shortage to choose from. Virtually every single character has been paire
There's a Hole in my Lyra (Down Below)"Written from the Venerable Earl... to the concerned party,There's a Hole in my Lyra (Down Below)1 year ago in Letters More Like This
It has come to my attention that with grave discourse many have seemingly adopted a negative stance towards the recent pony plush-toy range with the custom-cut vagina. I contend that such a plush has every right to exist and that those negatively disposed towards it are failing to see the multitudinous benefits to its existence. Firstly, and with the greatest of importance, may I add, I strongly argue that this plush-toy is no less acceptable than any other erotic image or work of fiction designed with the primary objective of helping a brony to reach a satisfying climax. In fact, I
The Great Fandom DebateI was on the internet in Springtime in a very secluded corner when I heard an obsessive and an abstainer holding a great debate. Their argument was fierce, passionate, and vehement, sometimes sotto voce, sometimes loud; and each of them swelled with rage against the other and let out all their anger, and said the very worst they could think of about the other's character, and especially they argued strongly against each other's passion.The Great Fandom Debate1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The abstainer began the argument in the corner of a forum and perched on a high pedestal---there was plenty of distance around it--- behind an impenetrable thick wall. He was all the happier because of the wa
My Little Gladiator Chapter 8Chapter 8My Little Gladiator Chapter 82 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A drop of sweat. Descending quickly, unnoticed, as it quenches the thirst the dry ground held. The wet spot was soon joined by more and more of the sweat drops as the ponies circled one another, ready to engage in combat with wooden weapons.
There was an unspoken understanding among all the gladiators that the practice was beneficial to everypony; therefore it was okay to give it your all. Nopony was killed, of course, but it seemed to be no harm or foul if somepony received a large bruise or broken bone. The arena was noisy even with the empty stands as shield met weapon and hoof met pony. A large cloud cover was ov
Recollections~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Recollections2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Princess Luna sat by her sister in a reserved silence as the royal guard pegasi pulled their carriage up towards the shining white and gold towers of Canterlot. Luna gazed up at the capitol city, a blank expression dominating her face. 'Well, I'm here,' she thought. 'After a thousand years, I'm finally here.'
As the royal carriage passed through the intricate city gates, a group of young fillies smiled and bowed. Celestia gave a slight wave, acknowleding the fillies' respect, and once more the carriage was off, heading for the palace.
'My sister's subje
Tokyo Mew Mew No Hope Left 20xxxxxxxxxxxxxCHAPTER TWENTYxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxTokyo Mew Mew No Hope Left 202 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OH MY GOOD DEP BLUE WAS THERE AND HE WAS. EVIL.
"DEP BLUE." I said. "GTFO."
He was wearing tight leather pants and a puffy shirt which was kind of like a pirate shirt and thing high boots. HE HAD LONG ANKLE HAIR AND POINT YEARS.
"NO I WILL NOT GTFO. MY PLAN IS TO KLL UR BOYFRIEND RYOU." He said.
"boyfriend?" I saked solemnly.
"YES SAKURA BOYFRIEND." Ryou smiled sweetly.
"NO MATTER FOR THIS." Deep Blue screamed. "I WILL KILL YOU RYOU!!!"
"No ryou! You CAN NOT GOO AND FIGHT HIM!!" I screamed back.
Ryou said "I HAVE TO!" AND HE PUNCHED BEEP BLUE IN THE CROTH.
Deep Blue scr
Pirates Chapter 1Eva listened quietly to her father's steady snoring, counting the seconds between the snorts to gauge how asleep he really was. It was her fifteenth birthday, and her father had gifted her by forgetting it completely. She slowly stood up and groped her way to her closet. Two days earlier, she had packed for her escape. She had been planning for this day since she turned seven. Her dreams of being a pirate and living on the high seas had grown more and more exciting and elaborate, and today, she was going to make that dream come true. She slowly crawled down the stairs and felt her way to the closet, past the kitchen. A stench of rotting foodPirates Chapter 110 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pirates PrologueProloguePirates Prologue1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Leaves burst into the air as a young girl bolted down the littered forest path. Her shoulder-length blonde hair whipped her face as she glanced behind her. She raced deeper and deeper into the woods as heavy footsteps followed behind her. Still, she ran faster. She needed to escape, get away. Faster. Just keep running. I can't go back. Tree branches snagged at her clothes like grabbing fingers and scratched her face, arms and legs.
She ignored the voice. To her, the voice meant betrayal, pain, and lies. Don't believe him. Don't trust him. It's his fault. His fault
She just kept running. Soon, the tree
When My Little Pony Meets Horny TeenagersYou remember the My Little Pony from the eighties, don't you? Even if you didn't grow up with it, you most likely know of its existence. Those pudgy plastic collectable figures and the nostalgically bad kid's TV show to accompany them were very much a product of the times, embodying the consumer Zeitgeist of the period. And now we look back on their evanescence with misty eyes, firmly believing that they deserved the 'young-girl' tag that went with the product.When My Little Pony Meets Horny Teenagers10 months ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
It must largely be the visual appeal of the 2010 re-boot of the franchise, "Friendship is Magic", that has made a whole group of older individuals into fans. Those old, chubby ponies
Resistance, Chapter OneResistanceResistance, Chapter One2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"See now the flowery way that leads to the broad gate and the great fire."
Chapter One: Twenty Years Later
Winter came early that year, bringing with it a piercing and frigid wind. The cold ate through anypony caught in its path, and even Daylight's thick wool sweater did little to hold back the chill.
In an effort to be as quiet as possible, she had used her magic to open the front door of her house before carefully stepping out into the darkness, and managed to shut it behind her with naught but a barely audible squeak. With any luck it would not disturb her Aunt, who was curled up in her bed with the deep sleep only elderly
Resistance, PrologueResistanceResistance, Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Simply the thing I am, shall make me live."
Prologue: Lost in the Fire
Thrumming rain and thrashing leaves overwhelmed the usual silence of the mid-afternoon air. The library was dark, much too dark for anypony to see properly. The tall, book-filled rooms were usually flooded with sunlight, which on most days would pour through the great tree house's numerous windows and spill onto the floor like an overturned barrel of Sweet Apple cider. Today, however, there was no sun to be spiltat least none that could be seen by the unicorn filly that crept through the shelves of the library in search of a family treasure. Apparently
Initial FlawsInitial FlawsInitial Flaws1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
X-men Post-First Class One-Shot
A/N: I've never written anything for X-men, so those of you who are bigger fans than I am, please remember: I'm. Only. Writing. For. Enjoyment. I'm a Mystique/Azazel shipper, and I'm not gonna respond to hate/picky comments about canon or character flaws. Kay? Kay. XD And for those of you who didn't see the newest movie... this won't make a lick of sense. LOL hope anyone who does read this enjoys it though! ^^ I enjoyed writing it!
Hard heels echoed across the floors of a corporate building. A balding, overweight man of his lat
Not FAKE Love Part OneRyo couldn't help but smile to himself as he felt Dee's warm breath tickle the back of his neck.Not FAKE Love Part One3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'It's been nearly a year since me and Dee got together' Ryo thought to himself as he snuggled back against his lover, partner and best friend. 'It's two weeks away... I can't believe I'm already stressing about what to do for Dee or get him...' Ryo felt Dee's hands start wandering over his body.
"Horny bastard" Ryo whispered lovingly
"I can't help it," Dee replied innocently "But you know you love it."
Ryo couldn't reply as the combination of Dee's mouth on his neck and his hands finding all his sensitive spots instantly, only allowed him to m
Adventures in Equestria Part 3Butterscotch's Adventures in Equestria Part 3 starring Butterscotch Sundae and some magical little ponies, including a certain Princess of the MoonAdventures in Equestria Part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Together Pinkie and I hurried over the surface of the moon towards Luna's castle, the glittering golden sand puffing up with each step we took. We soon left the field of polished black glass behind us, but even so, the castle still seemed an awfully long distance away.
"I thought Princess Luna wasn't on the moon anymore," I said. "Did something happen between her and Princess Celestia again?"
"Oh, Princess Luna doesn't have to stay here, silly!" laughed Pinkie. "She just feels more comfy here t
Typical Brony Leaving the FandomI'm leaving the pony fandom;Typical Brony Leaving the Fandom10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm done with all the gossiping and the bitching,
The back-stabbing and the gender-switching
Between people who pretend they're something
They're not. 
I'm getting out of the fandom;
I'm sick of its porn and its gore,
Its darker side and its desire for more
To join the herd of egotistical pricks
Like them. 
I'm tired of this fandom;
I'm bored by endless proverbs and morals,
By the puffed-up glands of internet quarrels
Of who loves and tolerates in greater amounts
And wins. 
I've had it with this fandom;
I'm hateful towards drama and exaggeration,
Towards those who react to every situat