Dear Yaoi Fangirls Dear Yaoi Fangirls,Dear Yaoi Fangirls9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Listen, I need you to do me an enormous favor. Lay off the drugs for just, like, an hour. Yea, I'm talking to you—you with the ominous glitter in your eye! You with the suspicious grin! You with the notepad labeled "Yaoi Fic Ideas!" You with the "SemexSeme is Hot" t-shirt! (Hey… where'd you get that? Just… curious…) Enough already!
Oh, no, I don't mean to dissuade you entirely from writing Yaoi. We all have our dirty little hobbies. I, for instance, Dr. Gregory House, stay up until the wee hours of the morning watching internet porn. My favorite one, actually, has four girls all going at it at once. I believe you call that "Yuri." I also happen to know that, despite what her kind and gentle exterior might make you think, Cameron tortures puppies in her free time. Sickening, isn't it?
All I'm asking is that you stop writing those fanf
Chris Brown: The Most Ticklish Name in Hip-HopChris Brown: The Most Ticklish Name in Hip-Hop1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The kings of hip-hop glared at each other from across the club. Their beef had grown ten-fold recently and the tension in the room was undeniable. A certain singer had become the focal point of the hostility and tonight one of them planned to end it. The blond Chris Brown strutted out the club with a couple of his posy following him. A long white limo was parked by the curb for the singer and the 2 guys he came with. He stepped into the stretched vehicle, popped a bottle of champagne and relaxed on one of the leather seats.
The other men in the limo consisted of the driver and the 2 men who accompanied him to the club. He really didn’t know the men very well but the driver was a hired hand and the other guys were friends of a friend sent with Chris to act as body guards without appearing as such. “Alright man, let’s go” the cocky artist sounded to his driver. Nothing happened. “I said we can leave now” he repeated. “The hell is wrong with the d
English translyrics: Seven Crimes and Punishmentsseven crimes and punishmentsEnglish translyrics: Seven Crimes and Punishments9 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(nanatsu no tsumi to batsu)
original: mothy ft. vocaloid x7+1
Let us begin, shall we?
Seven flowers dance upon the breeze
Symbols of a sin that has just been released
Hide away this ugly face
With the one I want, it is replaced,
As I drown in my twisted desires
Seven seeds descend upon the earth
Taking root, they grow to evil's rebirth
Everything will burn away
In my stomach acid's sweet embrace
All the world will burn on this pyre
Built up upon the gems of pride and disdain
There's not a single soul that can topple this evil reign!
Curséd by the twins, this land fell to sin
Malice was the name, of the thing that brought us to shame
What kind of tale, will be drawn in the end?
Will the seven crimes, be given a rightful punishment?
Through the seven winds of death's despair
Poison violates a world cruel and unfair
Even now, I cannot sleep,
As I watch it all, I start to weep,
-ERROR - Niki - English TranslyricsCan you see the world breaking?-ERROR - Niki - English Translyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Stagnant tears can't bear falling,
Every colour floods in,
What did you leave me here, on my own to walk?
Just ask me once - I will fall apart.
And blue and white and red, they're all
Blurring, blurring into one,
Screaming 'til my voice breaks,
What was that dream I prayed for with all my heart?
So tired of running, now here we are
How much of this has to go on?
Am I broken, can you see?
I am broken, look at me!
Though my heartbeat's telling me
I'm breathing, I'm breathing
Don't close your eyes, all of this is yours!
There's no dream to hide behind anymore.
Those final words stuck forever -
No matter how much I reach
Out towards that bright sunset,
Fading light slips out,
What did you change around?
What did you choose?
These shades of tears
Leaves me so confused...
The mind and self are floating in
Memories 'til [now] melts away,
Real? A dream? I cry, smile, you're waiting.
What were you searching for,
Demon TrapI finished the incantation, the last of the words yanked from my throat as they often are. My Sight revealed them swirling away from me, forming a vortex within the containment circle surrounding me, simple chalk on basement concrete.Demon Trap7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I stepped carefully out of the circle then, popped the cap off a bottled water and swallowed half in one long draught. By the time I wiped my chin, my visitor was already forming.
He appeared first as an orange ember, a firefly darting frantically within the containment. Finding no escape, he settled into the center, about eye-height, finally spreading himself out a bit: now he spanned a half-dozen hands, sheets of electric fire spinning and churning. The suggestion now of eyes, teeth, horns, reptile skin stretched between bird-bones.
The process was fascinating, always different, yet always similar. Their kind was a bit predictable, which was why I worked in my chosen field. A specialist,
Tickle HouseTickle House2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
“COME ON TOMMY LETS GO!!!”Ethan hollered to his best friend with terror in his voice. “GIVE ME A SECOND E!” I'VE GOT THIS ! Tommy snatched the entire box of jewelry and slithered out of this house along with his best friend Ethan just before the cops turned the corner .Ethan and Tommy managed to elude them and run of with there booty into the sun set.
Days later the two 11 year old's while siting on the curb enjoying there ice cream boosted about there big score,they had been robing the neighborhood blind for weeks Tommy was particularly happy about there success he was sure it meant a big promotion for them at K.T.I (kid thief incorporate).” I'm sorry Tommy but your getting way to reckless I’m starting to think we should quit the business all together” said Ethan who Tommy had nicknamed “E” back when they first meet in grade sc
55 Breaking Dawn Fun FactsOkay.55 Breaking Dawn Fun Facts7 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I just finished reading Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer and seriously.
I mean SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?
What was Meyer thinking? Dont get me wrong, I loved Twilight. New Moon was so-so. Eclipse annoyed me. And then came Breaking Dawn. I probably should have known when the cover art was released that this book would be differentbut not so drastically different. There are TOO MANY issues with this one. Things I just cant let go, so Im going to run down some problems/comments I have.
1) The characters were all flat. From the opening scene when Bella went to the gas station the book did not read the same as the first three. The characterization was different.
2) If Edward really loved and understood Bella he would not have bought her fancy expensive cars. What was wrong with buying her a stylish yet aged car? Like the Mustang Anne Hathaway drives in The Princess Diaries.
3) Im glad Bella and Edward got married but, in all of Meyers books why is there alwa
I AM.....I AM....I AM.....8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I am an ant,
Hardworking and strong.
I am not a stick insect,
Flimsy and long.
I am a hyena,
Giddy,I must say.
All I ever do,
is laugh all day.
I am a fox,
Cunning and smart.
Savage and vicious,
But I still have a heart.
I am an eagle,
Soaring high and free.
I am nobody else,
I AM ME!!
SNCXFic-Before He CheatsIn a cozy little café in Station Square, a red-haired woman glanced at her watch and sighed, stirring her drink; looking upset. One table over a white-haired woman shook her head before standing up and sauntering over to the red-head. She sat down across from the other; eyes closed, hands clasped in front of her as if she were praying, blue-eyes regarded her with recognition. Chris, She opened her eyes and rested her chin on her clasped hands, He is cheating on you. Chris hung her head, shoulders slumping. We dont know that, Rouge.SNCXFic-Before He Cheats8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rouge took in the sight of her coworker, her teal eyes calculating, He promised to come to your graduation and? Chris looked up at Rouge confused, He.....didnt come. Rouge continued to look into Chris eyes; in voice that showed no emotion, Why. B-because Amys car broke down a-and she-she.
Our Lesbian Love StoryI fell madly in love with her,Our Lesbian Love Story8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She fell deeply in love with me.
We met through an unfortunate situation,
But damn those rainbows and unicorns,
I fell in love with the girl.
She wanted nothing to do with anyone else,
And only wanted to talk to me.
I wanted everyone else to go away
Just so we could "talk for a little while".
The talking could've been actual talking,
It could'a been kissing, touching, cuddling,
It could've been anything that would've put a smile on that gorgeous face of hers again.
I meant it then, and I still mean it.
We got together, thank all the heavens above us,
But it wasn't the most perfect way of going about it.
It was over the phone,
And we saw each other for the first time three weeks AFTER.
But it was amazing.
I fell in love with her,
She fell in love with me.
We kissed for the first time in a movie theatre,
Watching this silly christmas movie that made no sense,
But it was perfect, perfect to me,
How she fell in love with me,
And I fell in love with her.
mergencyo crap not much tiem mus akt fass to save my frend befor he drownds.mergency7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
i stand ther liek an idyot for a minnit becuas i cant remember how i got heer or whut i was doin befor this horribal thing happend. i shook my hed, an that seems too help a little. I suddenly get stronger, think clearer, and in a split moment of realization it's all pretty obvious what I need to accomplish. But somethin is wrong cus as soon as i think this my hed gets wavy again and thinking is hard. maybe im hurt too?
i check for blud on my hed, no blud, but still... i shake my head again and once more, things stabilize. I remember my plan, remember something else that's critical, and with horror realize only seconds remain. I haf to akyt fass. o crap, o shit, so...
anyway kiwkly i jump in an swim down (deep breff!) and wayy down deep i push my hed into th car an grab him (gentl!) aroun the upper arm carefil not to hurt him any worser since his arm it looks brok
Top 10: Predictions for 2009Top 10 Predictions for 2009Top 10: Predictions for 20097 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. US Dollar collapses, new Skittles-based economy implemented.
9. DeviantArt and Google merge. Entire world embraces dA as a new paradigm for peace and love, and art appreciation soars. Wars cease and defense budgets are instead diverted to the act of creation, not destruction.
Literature community is still ignored.
8. Honda introduces new plasma-powered hybrid car, solving both homeless and energy crises simultaneously.
7. Apple's next gen iPhone released. Weighs 4 pounds, has a full-sized keyboard, 14" LCD panel, and a lid that closes. People stand in line and pay $6000 USD to own one.
6. Time travelling Abe Lincoln shows up at President Obama's inauguration and delivers high-fives to everyone.
5. Britanny Spear's career continues to emit enormous sucking sound.
4. Vast new reserves of oil are located on the moon. First interplanetary war begins as BP and Chevron fight
Unfinal SolutionJim and Dave shuffled down the street in the hot summer sun. Occasionally they would encounter an obstacle, such as a shopping cart, corpse, pile of trash, or burned out car. Depending on the size and nature of the obstacle, their zombie intellect would kick over into high gear, and a conversation such as this might ensue:Unfinal Solution7 years ago in Horror More Like This
Rains! Rains! Raaaaaaaains1 .
If the object was large, such as a chunk of flaming airplane wreckage, Jim and Dave would do the Zombie Shuffle around its perimeter, sometimes bumping into each other and the obstacle itself. On rare occasions, the not-quite-cooperative maneuvering deflected them from their original direction of movement, which was entirely random anyway.
If the obstacle was small or spread out (like the 2000 individually-wrapped packages of toilet paper theyd encountered yesterday, rolling and skittering before their tattered
DefectDefect6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It feels like falling into a deep, thick darkness. You get used to it, but the first time it can be a little creepy. Sometimes you fear youll get stuck in that darkness, that you cant get back up into the light. Its cold, but not the physical shivering cold. Its not easy to explain exactly how it feels unless you tried it yourself. Im just happy its only rarely I have to go through it.
Well, here I am again, waking up on a bed in a medic bay. Though its the first time I woke up in this exact place. Last time I went through this it was back on the Massive. It has been so long ago, I hoped I was over it; that I didnt have to worry about it ever again. I guess I was wrong. Of course Im not over it. A defect like this just wont go away on its own.
Seems like Im alone, I cant see anyone around when sitting up. At least last time I had a friend waiting for me to wake
SSBB: Testing a TheorySSBB: Testing a Theory3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
STAGE: Hyrule Temple (Melee)
P1: Pit (Kid Icarus)
P2: Link (The Legend of Zelda)
"3... 2... 1... GO!" cried the announcement. Floating onto the Temple Stage from Melee in a pillar of light, the first thing I did was scan the area for my designated opponent.
The problem, of course, was that the Temple Stage was huge, so huge that a player could feasibly camp just about anywhere. No wonder it was banned in PvP tournaments. I unsheathed my bow, readying one of my arrows of light in case I spotted my target.
Link stood on a high platform on the opposite side of the stage, looking down upon his opponent. From his perspective, I clearly couldn't see him, but he knew that I'd drawn my bow out of what he thought was just paranoia. So he knelt down silently and stayed where he was, pulling out a bomb and waiting, hoping I'd make the mistake of coming over to where he was.
Not Another Teen Sob StoryIsolation. We've all experienced it at least once in our lives. Be it because no one understands us, because no one is there for us, because someone has left us alone to die within our troubling thoughts. However, I experience this at least one a month, sometimes once a week, sometimes every hour on the hour. Along with the isolation comes the ache and the agony and the despair and feeling like you would enjoy the sun warming your skin again, that you would never enjoy anything ever again. Every teenager goes through hormonal changes called puberty. Because of this we are expected to have our periods of sorrow, of grief, of pain, of suffering; but a healthy, average teenager should not have to deal with these feelings constantly for about four maybe five years. To some, what I am going through has been deemed a phase. To others, it has been deemed as regular teenage emotions. To me, I have deemed it teenage depression.Not Another Teen Sob Story6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
According to some statistics, my depression 'episodes' should have
I Love FelaryaThis is a parody of the song I love the whole world made popular from The Discovery Channels commercial. However, I think it would suit ANY world, so why not Felarya?I Love Felarya8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Nobody was harmed during the filming of this commercial, except for a few natives and actors especially during meal times
Anyways lets get on with it shall we?
The following parody has been written in roleplay format. Its not a story, just a little something for entertainment purposes so yea, no critique this time, just sit back and enjoy.
RECOMMENDED: If at all possible, to enhance the experience, have the song playing in your mind. Believe me, if you hear this song long enough, itll flow perfectly with this.
Somewhere in Felarya
Scott: It never gets old huh? *staring off into the horizon of Felarya from the peak of the Ascarlin Mountains. Floating next to him is Lauren*
1. After the Game - ChellWho knew the outside world was so boring?1. After the Game - Chell4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
There's almost nothing here but grass and space.
But it was amazing.
Air moved out here, kind of like when you fall off a platform into a portal. But it wasn't as strong; it was just enough to tickle her.
The air was also warm. It was so much warmer outside than in the Enrichment Center, where it was a cooler temperature to keep everything running smoothly. Or so she was told. Everything but the humans.
The only materials she could ever remember handling were metal and concrete tile. That's literally all there is to work with down in Aperture. She had kicked off her long fall boots and ran around the little shed. The dirt - or what she assumed was dirt - clung in between her toes, and gave way slightly with each step she took. It was pleasantly cool, and pleased her. The dirt she felt inside was slimy, and didn't look like it wanted to be touched. She had avoided it.
Grass wasn't so fun to run through. It made her itch and even cut her in place
Tickling Silver the HedgehogPlease read description firstTickling Silver the Hedgehog8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a rainy day inside the house as Silver the Hedgehog was sitting on the crouch bored out of his mind. Man Im so bored today, said Silver. His friend Blaze the Cat was reading her book while trying to past the time. Hey Blaze you want to do something fun, Silver asked. She turned to him and said, As you can see Silver Im trying to read and secondly I really dont feel like it, Blaze explained.
Silver then laid on the couch as he was stilled bored out of his mine. He then decided to go up stairs into his room and tried to go and take a nap. Just before he was about to go up stairs Blaze put her book down as she was done reading her book. As Silver watched her put her book down he ran towards her and asked, So do you want to have some fun Blaze?
She looked at him for a while and then she smiled as she went straight to her room and she still had that smile on her face. Silver had a confused
Levi X Reader: My Pervy Cadet Comedy SeriesMy Pervy CadetLevi X Reader: My Pervy Cadet Comedy Series2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
WARNING: If you couldn't tell by the smexy title, this fanfic has
SLIGHTLYVERY suggestive themes. Mild but still spicaaay.
"Look! There she is! The Ice Queen!"
"Shhh, you idiot! Do you want her to kill us with her glare?!"
You sighed. That one expiration drew a heavy tension in the cafeteria hall as fellow recruits paused, food trays trembling in hand. To all the others, it looked like you sighed in annoyance, and when you turned towards the person who claimed you could "kill with a glare," he fell to his knees, begging for forgiveness.
"PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEE!!!"
You sighed again as he took this as a sign to get the fuck away before you murdered him. But the truth was, you were sighing in dejection.
It was absolutely hopeless. No one would ever understand you.
You were the shyest, girliest member of the Survey Corps, but to everyone else, you were the strongest, most ruthless, emotionless Cadet. Even Corporal Levi was only able to
The Lonely Assassin?Sherlock had never expected to see fear on the face of James Moriarty, but right now he looked as scared as he could possibly be. The consulting criminal staggered backwards and fell, holding one hand in front of him in defense, his face full of dread and morbid realisation.The Lonely Assassin?4 years ago in Drama More Like This
His voice barely came out as a whisper. "It's you - you were behind everything, it's always been you!"
The detective grinned and took a step forwards, waiting for the criminal to blink.
He didn't have to wait long.
As soon as he did, Sherlock felt the air move behind him as multiple stone angels appeared, reaching out. Jim crawled backwards towards the wall, terrified, but Sherlock stayed where he was. Because they both knew that they wouldn't hurt him.
"It's been you all along, you you're on their side!"
Sherlock's grin faded slightly. He began to walk slowly towards Jim, and he crouched down so that his mouth was centimetres away from his ear. He could hear the criminal's breathing - unsteady and thi
The Chemicals Between UsThe Chemicals Between Us9 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Colin had received the letter two weeks after his eighteenth birthday. "Congratulations!" it began. "You are pre-approved for a Breeding Marriage License! Enclosed is form MGA-1304, application for suggested partners. Please complete this form and return it to the Ministry for Genetic Affairs to request your list of genetically compatible partners." He folded the letter back into its envelope and drew out the application. After scanning across it briefly, he set it on the table and opened the next item, another piece of college junk mail.
It sat in a filing cabinet until a biting February day three years later. As he was walking home from a senior seminar on twenty-first century composition, the woman Colin had been seeing for the past few months stopped him on the sidewalk. His fingers searched for the warm spots in his pockets as she coolly broke up with him. "I'm sending for my partners list, and I think that we should end this relationship," she told him. "I just don't see the poin
Football SurpriseNote : I did not write this. It was submitted to a former website that I formerly operated. I've had a request to resurrect this story, so here it is.Football Surprise5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
by "Excessive", February 2006
Football (or soccer as it's known in America) is the most popular sport in England, and played my many boys all over the country. This story happened in a city in England called Newcastle.
It was a Sunday afternoon, dark clouds hung over a park football pitch in Newcastle. Today was the final of the under-14s football final. The 2 teams, Geordie Lads, and the Allstars were locked in a nail biting 1-1 draw. The match went into extra time. Both teams players were getting tired, they had been playing for over 1 hour. Finally, after great passing between the 2 strikers, Gavin and Mike, the Geordie Lads scored. The whole team had a group hug and high-fived each other, they had won the final. Their coach was really proud of them, he had known some of them since they
Portal - 100 Themes - Revenge100-Theme Challenge #19: "R is for Revenge"Portal - 100 Themes - Revenge4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I must say, it's a real pleasure seeing you testing," said GLaDOS through the elevator's speaker. The dark-haired woman within the lift merely scowled up at the camera focused on her. The AI sounded oddly serene, sickeningly pleased with herself.
"Well, I do admit you really didn't have a choice. I'm so GLaD I didn't erase you. I know I said I would, but doing that would have been a huge mistake on my part. I really don't like making mistakes. So I'm GLaD you're back."
The elevator slowed, jarring its rider into grabbing the handrails. She tightened her grip on the white portal device and growled.
"No need to say anything, of course. You haven't really spoken in years, so why start now? I have to admit I'm a little jealous of your dedication to science. Testing was always such a thrill for you, wasn't it? I almo