Venom's Web--FOOT WORSHIP + VOREVenom's Web by SergeantDVenom's Web--FOOT WORSHIP + VORE2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"I hope that most you will see this as a wakeup call," the teacher announced to the class, folding her arms snootily. "If you got a B on the test, you've done tolerably. If you got lower than that, you should be concerned. If you got below a C, I'm going to make you concerned."
Lance ignored the teacher's threatening remarks to the class and continued to secretly draw in his sketchbook. He was drawing another picture of the web-slinger's greatest archenemy and biggest threat to humanity, Venom. His sketchbook was completely filled with black-and-white drawings of the evil extraterrestrial life form. Lance has always had a huge crush on the monstrous muscle stud ever since he appeared terrorizing the city and devouring countless people. It was him that triggered his vore fetish and Lance longed to be sucked up by him. He sighed wearily, probably knowing that he will never ever get the chance to meet Venom, let alone be eaten by him.
He did the finishi
Posting online is like dancing in a busy streetBefore you share anything online; be it art, photograph, or commentary, you should sit there and just envision this scenario:Posting online is like dancing in a busy street3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"EVERY PERSON ON THE INTERNET EVER IS GOING TO SEE THIS."
And really picture what people who don't know you, and don't care to know you, would say.
Then prepare yourself for it.
Because as terribly unlikely as that particular scenario is; your DA profile, journal, and gallery are still not your private little getaway of the internet for you and your buddies.
And you never know when something you did or said will be featured somewhere with a much bigger (and louder. and meaner.) audience than you're used to.
25 Things I learned being a Comic Artist in 2011The following list contains intense amounts of SARCASM for the purpose of satire and humor.25 Things I learned being a Comic Artist in 20113 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Never offer artistic advice or hint at the possibility that the way young and inexperienced groups of artists work might in some way be flawed.
2. Every comic must be inherently drawn better and be funnier than the last.
3. Humor is NOT relative/subjective.
4. Nothing is funny. Ever.
5. Even the most trivial aspects of your comic must be taken 100% seriously.
6. Failure to incorporate conflicting suggestions for improvement = incapable of accepting criticism.
7. Trying to quelch flame wars also inexplicably = incapable of accepting criticism.
8. Trying to explain your artistic decisions = incapable of accepting criticism.
9. Having lots of watchers = having an inflated ego.
10. Reaching the frontpage = getting Daily Deviation.
11. Every character you draw (even ones you do for commission/jobs) = your personal opinions and beliefs which you must obviously follow rigidly IRL.
12. Never change y
Licked My First Foot.. erm.. Toe!So.. I was on the sofa last night and my boyfriend came into the lounge and sat on the sofa, relaxed and stretched out, plopping his feet in my lap and demanded a foot massage (in a sexy, teasing way).Licked My First Foot.. erm.. Toe!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
After massaging his tired feet he clasped them on my face and told me to lick his big toes. At first I blushed deep red and made up an excuse then he told me again, grinning/smirking whilst wriggling his toes.
I took the plunge and licked his two big toes, only quickly, before continuing the massage.
So guys.. do you think he MUST have a feet fetish? (The type of foot fetish where one likes to have their feet worshipped)
I wanna hear your thoughts.
Potential Snow DayWaiting around to find out whether to send the kids to school today or not. Skiers rejoice. Apparently our area has started naming winter storms. This one is Winter storm Gandalf. True story.Potential Snow Day1 year ago in Personal More Like This
So anyhoo, I'm here bundled up on my laptop watching the news for information which is reminding me exactly why I don't like watching the news. Or TV in general. So naturally I'm thinking about other things. Mostly a conversation I had with Lockerz on our walk last night.
We were talking about how children view things as apposed to adults in art. For instance think about where children will usually place the eyes on the face. More often than not the eyes will be set way too high in the head. From an adult's standpoint this would seem wrong. But how is this any different from an adult drawing the eyes of children way too low in the head? It's not. It's just a matter of perspective. From a child's standpoint looki
WHOEVER WAS AT DIGI'S LIVESTREAM LASTNIGHTOK WHO EVER WAS AT DIGI'S LIVE STREAM LASTNIGHT AFTER DIGI LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW AND SAY WHAT WAS YOUR SCREEN NAME CUZ WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE THE RP IN MY CHAT ROOOM OH AND HERES THE LINK TO THE CHAT: http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/chatroom509WHOEVER WAS AT DIGI'S LIVESTREAM LASTNIGHT3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Fighting GameStill recovering from my blahs, but doing a bit better each day.Fighting Game1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, I'm working on a fighting game. Think Dead or Alive but all males...and all probably barefoot, :-P
If you'd be interested in helping in some way, send me a note! I have all 8 characters -- plus one guest character -- drawn out. Here are their links:
Army guy: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/Army.png
Strong Man: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/StrongMan.png
Business Demon: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/DemonGuy.png
Aquatic Lucha: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/LuchaConcept.png
Ninja Lion: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/Ninja.png
Orc Mage: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/OrcConcept.png
More Humanoid Werewolf: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/WWConcept.png
Dr. Doom Inspired Boss: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28446569/BFF/BossConcept.png
Would be cool if I could find someone to draw nicer versions of the characters for like character select. Would be super aweso
hot and sunny..cor i know i must not moan about the warm sun ,its been a little to warm for me ,ive only just got to think about going out and i'm in a sweat hehe ,tho there some good things about it the other i was on the way to town, when i spotted some people wearing flipfops ,i coudlent help myself and just had to look the only problem was i was driving at the time and i ended up hitting the curb oppss.hot and sunny..2 years ago in Personal More Like This
RAGE JOURNALI don't post journals on rage.RAGE JOURNAL3 years ago in Personal More Like This
But this Cuntswallow is going down verbally.
No bitch throws scissors at my friends.
No bitch crushes their workstudy project.
No bitch, I'm not your mother, but I'll treat you like the child you are.
THE RETURN OF SPIDER-BRO (now with Spider-Hulk!)Remember spider-bro? http://allison-beriyani.deviantart.com/journal/Ambitious-Spider-321467136 for those of you that don't.THE RETURN OF SPIDER-BRO (now with Spider-Hulk!)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
He moved outside for most of the summer, but rain has finally come to the front range, and he has returned along with his older bro, GIGANTOR, THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SPIDER EVER.
I'm not joking, Spider-bro's brother Gigantor has an inch-long body and legs that stretch another two. I can hear him walking across the carpet through my headphones.
(Gigantor is obviously just a VERY well-fed garden spider, and is quite harmless to me. You can stop panicking now.)
While spider-bro favors the build-a-giant-ass-web-to-catch-all-mosquitoes-hunting-technique, Gigantor just doesn't give a shit, and takes what he wants, often directly out of the air.
Seriously, I watched him pull a giant miller moth out of the air from my bookcase, and flip my bathroom rug to get at the silverfish.
He's gone to loudly patter across the house in search of more tasty inverteb
Motherfu-[work rant]So I had to work today.Motherfu-[work rant]3 years ago in Personal More Like This
And let me just say, I had my hair the way I liked it, but then THE WIND.
SO, I get to work and check the schedule on the wall.
Next week I work EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY EXCEPT SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
My co-worker says 'I thought you told [our manager] that you wanted more hours?'
I SAID NO SUCH THING. The last time I saw her was at the Christmas Party and she was drunk off her ass.
So apparently my manager has invented a conversation between us, or she just fucking hates me.
I left her a note telling her I only wanted 2-3 shifts a week, but she probably won't do anything. Like, you know, HIRE SOMEONE who works more than ONE SHIFT A WEEK.
I know I said this last time, but jesus christ! What is the use in having two people who only work one day a week?????
I need to go slaughter people (in TF2) now, excuse me.
STREAMINGhttp://www.livestream.com/digimitsuSTREAMING3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Not sure how long
LOL2,011 people watch me. :iconyesvictoryplz:LOL3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I can retire now.
Ooops it's gone down to 2010.... guess I offended someone. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
I REFUSE TO EVER GROW UPso many things I'm worried about, and yes, you can only run away for so long....but one thing you can't run away from or stall is time itself. about 7 hours until I'm 20...and dammit I refuse to grow up...in between now and midnight, I will be trying to work out what it is I haven't done....I REFUSE TO EVER GROW UP3 years ago in Personal More Like This
One thing is that I promised myself I'd take someone with me to my world before I'm 20, but...I only have 7 hours now....and I still have no clue of how to do it...wish me luck, because hell yeah am I gonna try. Trying when you have NO CLUE what you're doing is the best kind of trying. It involves making it up as you go, which is something of a speciality of mine...
Oh, and by the way, GROWING UP IS FOR LOSERS
Boy kickin you in the face!A short video of a wonderful boy (Leo Howard) kickin at the camera with his baresole!Boy kickin you in the face!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
He could kick me anytime he wants....
Here is the http://youtu.be/bP8qkh3A-4g
or if you want to see a good and painful legscissor, have a look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ_8KMltIQY
Missiles, military service and HamasWarning: This is a serious journal about a serious issue.Missiles, military service and Hamas2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Last week I've been recruited to the military once again as part of an emergency operation regarding Gaza. I was just about to return to my apartment after a tiring school day, when I got this emergency phone call from my commander, telling me I have to pack my stuff and go to the south as far as I can. I had to put on my old uniform, go to the far south, to a city called Be'er Sheva, and "report from the fire field" where the Hamas sent their missiles to. Some of you may have noticed that the relations between Israel and Gaza are not so great...I saw their missiles blowing up right above me during my service, I heard the alarm and explosions all around me. It was a very interesting experience, I tell you that...
I really don't want to get into politics, but I want everyone to know that people in the southern cities of Israel got hurt, buildings have been damaged, schools had to be closed so children would not be a
Year of the DragonYear of the Dragon3 years ago in Personal More Like This
2012 is fast upon us and it is going to be the year of the dragon! In celebration, my publisher at 4th Dimension Entertainment :iconteam4d: is hosting a Chinese New Year contest! There are hundreds of dollars worth of prices in Knite and other 4DE comic merchandise My publisher was so happy with all the Halloween contest entries that he gave out extra prizes to everybody so you never know if he'll be extra generous again
For contest rules and details, please go to http://team4d.deviantart.com/journal/Chinese-New-Year-Art-Contest-276238645 The contest ends on February 6th, 2012, on the last day of the Lunar calender's celebration~
First teaser poster for Rise Of The GuardiansThis is the reason I haven't been updating journals or uploading art. This project has been keeping a big crew very busy. Finally, a bit of a teaser look and news. As for the teaser trailer, it's in the works but I don't know when it will be out. 2012, for sure.First teaser poster for Rise Of The Guardians3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Nothing too spoilery.
Water TutorialOh yeah, that's exactly what I made; a water tutorial!Water Tutorial3 years ago in Personal More Like This
->link to the tutorial
Art in Contemplation of Its Own BecomingDuchamp finds a discarded urinal. He alters it (by signing a name to it not even his own, but obviously “the artist’s”) and names it “The Fountain”. The most mundane, even off-putting, of objects is transformed by Duchamp into art. He submits it for exhibition and it is rejected. You might say the judges “pissed on” his idea. But the idea was born and persisted. Duchamp insisted the object was art because he as an artist presented it as such. “Conceptual Art” was born.Art in Contemplation of Its Own Becoming3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Wed Dec 7, 2011, 7:59 PM
Duchamp finds a discarded urinal. He alters it (by signing a name to it not even his own, but obviously
Gotta Catch 'em All...So the other morning Tori woke up to the kids watching The Neverending Story. In lieu of the Chester A. Bum review she declares, "Oh look, it's a magic flying tampon!"Gotta Catch 'em All...3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Andrew who is 9 asks, "What's a tampon?"
Normally this is a very difficult question and Tori's response was the very diplomatic one, "Never mind."
To which Andrew responds with, "Oh right. It's a Pokemon!"
:iconashkplz::iconsaysplz:Tampon, I choose you! Use Absorbency!
Anyhoo, new comics in the morning.
SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAYOctober something, something.SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".
The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.
Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".
The spam can attack didn't end there, Pilot's job for today was hiding behind building ruins and throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BILL
GUESS WHAT GUYSI BOUGHT MY OWN DAMN COMPUTER TODAYGUESS WHAT GUYS3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I CAN BE ON IT WHENEVER I WANT
NO ONE CAN KICK ME OFF OF IT
THE 4 YEAR OLD IS FORBIDDEN FROM TOUCHING IT
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY, CHILDREN
I just have to download everything I need.
Who wants to play DC Universe Online with me later?
Dear Santa, Thank you for the weapons of mass de-Santa was very kind to Mister Wolfe this year. He brought me a Wacom Bamboo tablet.Dear Santa, Thank you for the weapons of mass de-3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Now I know what you're thinking. How did Santa manage to swipe such a hot gift at such a short notice and to just the right person? Magic, that's how! Jerks! Santa is magic. Anyone want to question this?
Didn't think so.
Well anyhoo it is pretty much the funnest thing ever made and it itself is made of love. And some plastic components but I'm not opening up the innards to confirm this.
Santa also brought me a soda making thingy.
And then he turned around and gave my kids bows & arrows.
I knew there was a catch somewhere.