llamas with hats 2 scriptLlama: Carl! What on earth was all that?llamas with hats 2 script4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
CARL: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Llama: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!
CARL: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Llama: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
CARL: That sounds dangerous.
Llama: You were headbutting children off the ship!
CARL: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Llama: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
CARL: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Llama: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
CARL: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Llama: Caaarl, what are we standing in?
CARL: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Llama: No! I would not believe that!
CARL: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
CARL: Boat nectar?
CARL: Some of God's tears?
Llama: Tell me the truth Carl.
CARL: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
CARL: Well they w
Imagine #1 Baekhyun and Chanyeol"C-Chanyeol?" Baekhyun whispers into the darkness that was Chanyeol's bedroom. In the dim he saw the tall boy shift in his bed, leaning up and squinting in the dark to see Baekhyun properly.Imagine #1 Baekhyun and Chanyeol8 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Whats wrong Baek?" He asks, confused at why he was there in the middle of the night.
"There's thunder.. and lightening" Baekhyun says, looking down at the ground. When he looks up again, he sees Chanyeol smiling, opening his arms wide. Baekhyun scrambles quickly, settling in Chanyeol's embrace and leaning against him. A loud crash of thunder makes Baekhyun jump slightly, but he calms as soon as Chanyeol tightens his hold on him. Baekhyun leans his head on Chanyeol's chest, closing his eyes and listening to the rain and wind around the house. After a while, Baekhyun's breathing slows, and his eyelids drop closed. Soon, Chanyeol too felt himself start to fall asleep, so he presses a soft kiss to the top of Baekhyun's head, securing his arms around him before drifting into sleep.
The morning br
Llamas with hats scriptCarl: Oh hey How did he get here?Llamas with hats script4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well I was upstairs
Carl: I was uh I was sitting in my room
Carl: reading a book
Paul: Go on
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in
Carl: So, I went up to him
Carl: And I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What's that?
Paul: His hands. Whywhy are they missing?