Avatar Noes All pt 4Chapter 4Avatar Noes All pt 48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aang and Sokka exchanged looks of worry.
No way Katara- Sokka started to say when Katara cut him off.
You guys all have to go, I dont. Im staying! she said, determined. Then she smiled slyly. And while youre away, Im going to be spending loads of time with Zuko. You know, talking and getting to know him and most likely falling in love with his emo ways. I mean, Im halfway there simply because of his gorgeous hair and that muscular build. All I have to do is figure out a way to connect on a level higher than physical attraction. What did you call that, Toph?
A spiritual connection, Toph responded matter-of-factly.
Thats what it was. I need to develop a spiritual connection with Zuko in order to get that beautiful boy to kiss me and have all my dizziest daydreams come true. But if Im not le
Darkness, I...Darkness, I...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Every night I pick a star in the sky
and persistently follow the path
that leads to it.
But soon I realize:
the star that once lit the way
is now dead,
and has been so for eons...
Tonight I shall choose a new direction,
one with no light
and I will navigate on it,
and witness the birth and death of galaxies
as I go by...
But I won't stop,
I will go on
Oh, Darkness, I...
home is the place
you launch your ships from
Bleach Creative FactBleach: "Creative Fact"Bleach Creative Fact5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!
Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways
Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....
Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....
Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....
Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!
Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*
Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight
Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the d
Bleach Bloopers pt.71Bleach Bloopers Episode 71Bleach Bloopers pt.716 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Episode 71 scene: Fair Fight)
Ichigo: All this talk about fight fair and you're- wait a minute did I just "fight fair"?
Uryuu: Yes you did, I was waiting for you to catch on to that
Ichigo: Well why didn't you tell me? *starts laughing* Sure let's have a fight fair, I'll bring a giant bat
Uryuu: I wanted to see how long it took you to catch on to your own stupiditity
Ichigo: That is messed up Man
Uryuu: Yeah don't mess it up again because I'm tired of standing here
Ichigo: Yeah well I'll try
(Episode 71 same scene)
Ryo: And let the snakes venom turn her into something unreckognizable! THAT is a possibility!
Ryo: Ofcourse, you do all realize that the snakes will come in during the CGing and editing so as of now there's absolutely nothing I can do, except maybe this *takes snake off of neck* This snake you see, well this one is completly stuffed and very fake looking
Ichigo: That ... that dosen't even kind of look real I mean did they let a kid sew tha
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1Funny Sayings 17 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Look on the bright side
She moved in with me!
My tire was thumping
Thought it was flat
Then I looked closer
And noticed your cat! Sorry!
When we w
Not in Avatar-Last Airbender 1#1: The Boy in the IcebergNot in Avatar-Last Airbender 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I knew I should have left you at home! Leave it to a girl to screw things up! Sokka, the human bodys 98% water. Dont tempt me.
Damn, I wish I knew where the Avatar was. Oh, hey look! A HUGE GIGANTIC SUPERNATURAL LIGHT!
I DONT NEED ANY CALMING TEA! Prince Zuko, youre going to get ulcers by the time youre twenty if you dont loosen up.
Katara put her hands on her hips. So this is Appa the Flying Bison? Were in the South Pole. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO FEED IT? Oh, I hadnt thought of that. said Aang. Eh, dont worry about it. Sokka intervened and made a dismissive hand gesture. Once a week well sacrifice a two-year old. Itll improve discipline among those brats I have to teach. I say Bathroom-Break Boy goes first.
Why are you smiling at me like that? Katara asked. You must be one
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo
You Left Me StrongerYou Left Me Stronger:You Left Me Stronger3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Hey there, it's been awhile, do you remember me?
I guess you might not, since I wasn't very important to you.
You know, I spent so many days thinking about - what I did wrong
I questioned if maybe, I was at fault or if I was screwed up.
I thought a lot about the things you said...
The things that were my fault, my problems.
I took them to heart at first, but then I realised you were wrong.
I realised that you are selfish and ugly on the inside.
On the surface you pretended to care, but like a cancer;
You amputate someone the moment you think they've gone bad.
You hide from the rigours of life and only emerge like a parasite
When everything is good - when everything is fine and dandy.
I used to think that I was afraid of you leaving,
But now I know, that you've left me stronger than I was before.
You know, this was supposed to be an emotional whine; an emotional spill,
Maybe I was supposed to cry tears and beg you to come back, but you know wha
ASKtheARTIST InterviewASKtheARTIST Interview3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
ASKtheARTIST Interview with algenpfleger
Welcome to ASKtheARTIST. My name is *thefluffyshrimp and today I have the great privilege to interview *algenpfleger, a very talented illustrator and creator of many well-known works on deviantART.
Thank you for presenting us with this opportunity to interview you, algenpfleger.
*quietly sits down and sips on a mysterious beverage
WAIT ARE WE DOING THIS OR WHAT
*Vellez asks "What is your creative process? Do you just research and then begin drawing when you get an assignment, or do you mull it over a bit?"
Hmm it usually starts with me getting the assignment since I spend my freetime drawing other things mostly (these days at least). As soon as I know what the client wants, I leave it alone for a couple of days and wait for ideas to sprout in my head. The rest is just craftsmanship, you know, drawing the stuff and everything. The real work is done as soon as I put down the thumbnail sketch.
~smarff asks "How saturated do you think the illustra
TES V: 'Sons of Skyrim' LyricsThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - "Sons of Skyrim" Song LyricsTES V: 'Sons of Skyrim' Lyrics5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal,
Ahrk fin norok paal graan,
Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal.
Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,
Do ved viing ko fin krah,
Tol fod zyemah win kien meyz fundien
Alduin fyen do jun,
Kruziik vokun staadnau,
Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lien.
By his honor, is sworn,
To keep evil forever at bay,
And the fiercest foes rout,
When they hear triumph's shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray,
And the Scrolls have foretold,
Of black wings in the cold,
That when brothers wage war come unfurled,
Alduin bane of kings,
Ancient shadow unbound,
With a hunger to swallow the world.
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork It was a boring day in Hueco Muendo, so Ulquiorra the Espada had started to do some thinking. It was a little new to him, since Yes, Aizen-sama and No, Aizen-sama were about the only words he knew, besides his own name.Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, you couldnt really blame the Espadas. These were people who had never seen Sesame Street. And there werent many educational things in Hueco Muendo either.
Ulquiorra started to wonder about something. In fact, the desire to know the answer became so great that Ulquiorra got up and left his room to go ask Aizen.
Aizen-sama, I have a question. Ulquiorra walked into the throne room.
Aizen looked up from Shonen Jump, which he had read about fifty times, and started to push up his glasses. Oh yeah, he didnt have glasses any more.
self destruction"i don't need you anymore."self destruction4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"why, because you're happy? you're not fucking happy. you wouldn't know happiness if it sat next to you on a train."
"what, am i hurting you? you don't know what hurt really is. you think cutting and starving and purging is pain? let me show you what pain really is, then we'll talk."
"please, no -"
"you're afraid it'll hurt too much? you have no idea. try living. see what that's really like. life is pain. living is pain. breathing is pain. sitting there in agony and doing nothing -- that's what hurt really is."
"not some petty heartache, not your day-old hunger, not your sore throat, not your bleeding arms. that's doing something -- something fucking dumb, but something -- about the pain of living. you're too scared to try, that's what you are. you're afraid."
"you need me. you need me so you can be alive, so you can stop yourself from truly living. i'm your fear control. i stop things from getting too scary for you. that's all i am to
Fear and FaithBlackest matter pervading my head,Fear and Faith3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
seizing my limbs as I'm facing the dark,
thoughts unwanted, unheard and unsaid,
discarding thy redemptive salvaging spark.
Shreds of light stroking my mind,
creating a glance into heavenly place,
my childish self, so naive and blind,
thou enlighten for me oh to embrace.
It's the infinite dance, the unending fight,
a game to be lost by the vines of time,
one leads to sorrow, the other to light,
thou are the only to toll the ransoming chime.
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Secret Boss YamiUltimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Secret Boss Yami4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC: Extra Boss / Mode
Secret Boss: Yami
A five form boss fight, Yami is the final enemy of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Unlike his appearance in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, here he possesses all of his forms instead of just three. He's also much stronger and resilient than that of his TvC appearance.
Total Health of Boss (All 5 Forms): 7,500,000 +
Energy Projection: 7
Fighting Ability: 4
Yami is known as the Emperor of Eternal Darkness and is the supreme ruler of all evil beings. Yami resides within the Ark of Yamato, a vessel that fell from the heavens and crashed into Laochi Lake. It was he who slew the innocent celestials aboard the ship and let loose a curse on the land of mortals, plaguing the people of the mortal world with evil monsters. However, Yami was utterly defeated by the efforts of Amaterasu, saving the land of Nippon from utter destruction.
Some Funny Quotesif the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Some Funny Quotes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than h3!! outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than h3!! since h3!! is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Family Forever Chapter Four - That One Bit MoreFamily Forever Chapter Four - That One Bit More4 years ago in Settings More Like This
"It all started here." Ed explained; the ruins of our old house in front of us. "There was the main room, our room, the kitchen, the basement, the memories; it sure does bring me back." Ed let out a small laugh, walking across where every room roughly was.
"I'm surprised there's still some ashes left and that they all haven't been blow away." I chuckled, scratching the back of my head; glass shattering from underneath Ed's left foot as he tread forward a step. Brother straight away peered down at the floor where the noise had come from. He crouched down and digged in the pile of rubble, he was standing on and pulled out a dusty cracked, wooden photo frame, which had a photo still in it. He shook the ashes out the cracked photo frame before lifting it up to show me.
"Al remember this photo? I'm surprised it's still in good condition." He said, facing it towards me. I stepped closer to him and glanced at the photo. It was a photo of us as young boys with mother, mum held
'The Fall''The Fall'4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
We are falling from the top of a thousand storey building.
The girl to my left dreams of flying.
The guy in front can only feel the wind in his face.
I mostly contemplate the concrete below.
We get distracted by the occasional passage of birds.
On the horizon clouds gather in marvelous shapes. I smile and tell them about it. They look and smile back at me.
Abruptly the horizon disappears.
The concrete is soft and welcomes us.
And nature celebrates our Fall.