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BTTXReader - F.A.GBTTXReader - F.A.G5 months ago in Humor More Like This
You were casually sitting in a (fave color) bean bag chair at your house, playing some mindless video games in the dark. The next thing you knew the light had been turned on. You drop your controller, hid under the bean bag chair and started hissing at the light.
The chair was lifted off you and you squinted in the light, only to see three smiley faces. The pale one, Gilbert. The tan one, Toni. And the perverted one, Francis.
You groaned, "Ugh, it's you three." and stood up.
"Chica, you really need to get out more." Antonio stated, referring to your little.... incident when they turned on the light.
You sighed, "I knowww...."
You reached
BTTxReader - Wouldn't Be The SameBTTxReader - Wouldn't Be The Same4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You hammer on the first bedroom door you come to. You thought you were used to living with the infamous trio by now, but sometimes they just took it a little too far.
The door gets pulled open and the Spaniard of the trio stands there, grinning, “Good morning, chica. What could your beautiful self possibly want so early?”
You cross your arms and glare at him, ignoring the fact his shirt was off and his grin was just too gorgeous.
“Toni, where are they?” you ask.
“…what?” He genuinely looks confused as to why you’re so angry, but you had learnt that he could put on a good act if he wanted, too.
“You
F.A.C.E.xReader: Movie NightF.A.C.E.xReader: Movie Night4 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Artie, get the popcorn!" you shouted. "The movie's starting!"
"Don't call me that!"
Alfred pulled you onto his lap. "Come on babe; move over so Artie can sit down."
Francis gave a pervyish laugh as your face turned red.
"A-Al!"
"Ohonhon, you don't want to sit on Alfred's lap, who don't you sit on mine?"
"Shut up you perverted frog!"
"Guys the movie's starting," Matthew whispered.
A small voice from Matthew's bear asked, "Who are you."
Matt sighed, "I'm Matthew…"
"Dude, Matt, I didn't see you there!"
"Be quiet Alfie," you said using the nickname you knew he hated. His face turned red and he shut up.
AVENGERS
After the movie was o
BTTxReader- Nap Time"Come on! Get up, you lazy asses!"BTTxReader- Nap Time4 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Nnnnnng…."
"Uuuuuuhhh…."
"Errrrg…"
You sighed, pulling the covers off of your three roommates, "It's two o'clock. Way past time to wake up."
"Nein, _____. It's much too early." Gilbert muttered, snuggling up to Antonio, who lay beside him, for warmth.
"Oui. You could get in the bed with us, Cherie. It would be nice. We could have sex and zhen sleep until midnight like always." Francis chuckled perversely.
"Always? What universe are you living in, Francis…?"
"A better one than yours, apparently."
"Si, chica." Antonio put in, trying to shove Gil away, "Siesta time is muy importante."
"Come on, _____
BTTxReader: My Dearest Friends "Saying 'he was a racist' isn't an opening argument eyebrows!" Francis snapped beside you, standing up slightly in his seat. "I'm not satisfied and my partner is not either!"BTTxReader: My Dearest Friends4 months ago in Romance More Like This
He looked towards you expectantly but you simply froze for a second. Luckily at that point, Arthur, who was sitting across from you, stood up and shot a glare. "Well if you'd let me finish, I can actually support my argument you frog!"
Sighing, you looked at Elizabeta, sitting across from you with a similar expression. "I'm not even going to try and get a word in edgewise. I highly doubt that either of us will get heard."
Nodding, you tuned out for a few secon
BTTXReader: Birthday Cake and Fried ChickenBTTXReader: Birthday Cake and Fried Chicken4 months ago in Humor More Like This
"How do I look, [Name]?" asks Francis as he struts around in a dashing suit and tie.
"You look like a fool," You lie, eyes falling upon Antonio as he emerges from a dressing room.
"I look pretty cool, no?" Antonio asks now, adjusting the ridiculous sombrero. You nod approvingly to him, and that makes him smile widely.
"Seriously?"
"Well I think you look like a fool," Francis pouts and crosses his arms, then struts off to his dressing room after winking at a shopper, nearly making her swoon.
You sit on one of many black stools as the two come and go in various outfits, France swearing that he looks dead sexy in all of them
BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P1BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P15 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
BTTxReader- I Don't Care If I'm Selfish- P1
Gilbert's arm was around my waist. He was drunk again, and I had to drive him home like always, because he knew for a fact that I don't drink.
"Ahahahahaha!" Gilbert was laughing maniacally, and it was creeping me out.
"What?"
"Bow down to my awesomeness!"
"Yes Mr.Awesome, but I have to drive you home first."
I shoved him into the backseat, and buckeled him up nice and tightly. I turned the radio on, and drove to his house in silence. Well it was silent except for him singing to the radio. Pulling up to his apartment, I exited my car, opened one of the back doors, unbuckled Gilbert, and pulled hi
Popular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~Request The halls were quiet. No sounds of squeaking shoes, shouts from the football team, talking and mumbles of the students, slamming lockers or the annoying giggling coming from the 'popular' girls. It was the only time of the day you really liked, and pretty much the only time you could actually focus of your work.Popular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~Request4 months ago in Humor More Like This
Scribbling down your finished sketch, taking a moment to admire your work, it wasn't long before some random girl snatched it and took a nice glance at it.
"Whose this supposed to be?" she laughed sarcastically, however you knew to all well she couldn't do any better.
"It's a drawing.." you replied, wishing you had the ability to
BTTxReader: DitchedBTTxReader: Ditched4 months ago in Humor More Like This
The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment bef
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 5Francis and Antonio had gotten home, took one look at you, and started arguing. I mean really?! You were right there; they acted like you couldn't hear them.BTTXNeko!Reader Part 56 months ago in Settings More Like This
"Hey! Zat has always been ze rule. First to see frau gets dibs!"
"Pero, that's not fair, amigo! If you hadn't come home early, I would have seen the chica first."
"ONHONHONHON, we all know zat no matter who sees her first, I will be the one to teach zis belle fluer ze art of loving."
You heard a chorus of 'yeah right' and 'go screw yourself'.
The way they were arguing really was ridiculous. And childish! You wondered how they had managed to stay friends at all.
"This doesn't even m
Don't Insult Maman (Child!BTT X Mama!Reader)Don't Insult Maman (Child!BTT X Mama!Reader)5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
[A/N: THIS FOLLOWS LITTLE TO NO HISTORY SO DON'T BITCH AT ME. Okay enjoy ^.^]
"Francis, Antonio, Gilbert, lunch!~" You called your little countries, setting out the food. It was surprising how fast little kids move when their favorite meal is set down; Spain was munching on a tomato and some churros, France chomping on...snails..., and Gilbert chewing on a wurst. You gave a tired smile at them being adorable as always, giving a quick glare at the pile of work waiting for you. Having one young country was hard enough, but you were taking on 3! Letting a small sigh of relief of paperwork, you ate some (favorite food) quickly.
"Maman?" your Fr
BTTxReader Bad IdeaBTTxReader8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
BTTxReader
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You knew sharing a house with three guys wasn't a good idea. Far from it, it was a BAD idea.
If only you had realized that sooner.
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"Ding Dong" You pressed the doorbell for the fifth time. Scowling you shifted your hold on the three bags you had under one arm. What the hell was taking them so long? You hadn't met the guys yet and already you were pissed at them.
"Are you their new, uh room mate?" a female voice came
Good Morning - BTT x ReaderBad Touch Trio x ReaderGood Morning - BTT x Reader8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Good Morning
♥
"Ah…!" You cursed and sat up in bed, holding your hands to your face. Red stuff dripped down your face and your fingers, and you tried not to get any on the sheets, although the pillow was already stained.
"Great. This is really just great," you mumbled to yourself, holding your nose with one hand. One of the few days you get to sleep in, and you were woken up early by a nosebleed.
Was there a better way to start off the day?
"Ah, buenos días, _______!"
"Kesesesese! Nice, _______!"
"Ohonhonhon, what happened this time?"
Oh, look, there it was.
You were sorry you asked.
The man with
Papas!BTT x Tween!Reader [ What Did You Do? ]Full Title: Papas!BTT x Tween!Reader [ What Did You Do To Deserve All This? ]Papas!BTT x Tween!Reader [ What Did You Do? ]5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You smiled happily, brushing out your [h/l] [h/c] hair with a brush/comb.
Today was the day.
The first day your Papas were letting you attend school, instead of being home schooled. Your Papas, the personifications of the nations Spain, France, and Prussia (now East Germany), had always been very...protective of you. When you were a young, little colony, they'd seen how fragile you were, and how even the slightest disturbance in your economy or people would make you sick for days on end. But, after a lot of begging, you'd finally convinced them to let you attend World Academy. Your big brothers, Canada, West Germany, and Romano had definitely helped you with begging your Papas to let you go, but the biggest help had probably been your big sister, Seychelles.
Focusing back on the day at hand, you brushed out your hair for what might've been the fifth time before deeming it worthy of being seen in publi
BTTXNeko!Reader PrussiaXReader EndingHe was ignoring you, and that just ticked you off. Alright. It was your fault, but he was to blame too, right?! With his adorable face and gorgeous red eyes and exoti- sorry! You hadn't meant to let your mind lead you on like that.BTTXNeko!Reader PrussiaXReader Ending6 months ago in Settings More Like This
The reason that he was ignoring you was that you hadn't turned into a human or talked to him at all lately, and it was starting to worry your three housemates. This was attributed to the fact that you were undeniably attracted to the Prussia man and had grown to love him over the course of your stay. You just didn't trust yourself to keep your mouth shut or your lips to yourself in that form.
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Unbeknownst to
O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader"Mein Gott…"O Christmas Tree- BTTxReader6 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Ay Dios mio…."
"Mon Dieu…"
"I know, right?"
You and your three friends stared up at your ten foot tall Christmas tree in wonder.
"And you want us to decorate this…?" asked Gilbert, turning his red eyes on you.
"I'll help of course."
"_____.... This is going to take forever." Francis pointed out.
"Do you have a ladder?" Antonio asked, the gears turning in his head.
"Yes, yes I do, Antonio. Thank you for trying to help!" you stuck your tongue out at the other two and went to go grab the ladder from your garage.
"Well, gentlemen." Gil announced as soon as you had gone, "I see we have a mission."
"Yes, we do." Francis nod
BTTxSinger!Tomboy!Reader: PrankstersBTTxSinger!Tomboy!Reader: Pranksters4 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Shut up,” you whispered to the giggling trio behind you.
Gilbert snickered, “I can’t wait to see the look on the principal’s face when he walks into his office.”
“Oui, it will be priceless!”
“It won’t be if we’re caught,” you snapped and turned back to look at the door.
Toni narrated to the camera, “Here see our principal and the board of education…they walk in…and…”
A scream came from the office.
Gilbert and Francis high fived. The four of you had placed some of Ludwig’s magazines and toys in the principal’s office.
“Wi
Sweet Revenge BTTxReaderSweet Revenge BTTxReader7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sweet Revenge
Bad Touch TrioxReader
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"FRANSIS BONNEFOY!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!" You screamed running after the laughing frenchman.
Sliding around a corner, you jumped down the stairs of the small house you shared with the three members of BTT.
Francis had gone to far.
He could slap your ass, he could steal kisses, but he could NOT take your last bar of chocolate.
To others this would seem silly. Its just chocolate right?
Wrong!
You were a chocoholic and proud of it! And you deserved that chocolate damn it! You had a shitty day at work and you were lo
Prussia x Reader - The Oversized Shirt Problem "Gilbert?" you poked your head around the corner into the living room to see your Prussian boyfriend playing Super Smash Bros on the Wii.Prussia x Reader - The Oversized Shirt Problem4 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Ja, _______?" he asked as he moved along with his characters movements on the screen.
You narrowed your eyes, "Did you do the laundry by any chance?"
"Ja, ja. Don't vorry about it. I'll do it later."
"So you haven't done it?" you rubbed the bridge of your nose.
Gilbert paused the game and looked at you lazily with his ruby eyes, "Nein."
"Gilbert!" you threw your hands up in aggrivation. "You were supposed to do the laundry this morning! My favorite blouse was in there!" You huffed, "I w
Photo Booth [Hetalia: Bad Touch Trio x Reader]Being at an amusement park had its benefits, for sure.Photo Booth [Hetalia: Bad Touch Trio x Reader]6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"There's a photo booth over there, guys! Let's go take some photos!" Your voice was full of glee as you skipped toward the small photo booth, an eerie black curtain blocking the inside from the outside world of chaos. Ludwig sighed and turned away, muttering, "No thanks," as he and Feliciano went to get some cotton candy from a nearby vendor; however, Antonio, Francis and Gilbert did the opposite.
"Kesese—of course little [Name] wants to take pictures with the Awesome Me!" Gilbert declared triumphantly with excitement shining in his red eyes. He hooked his arm with yours around the elbo
Bad Touch Trio x Reader: Morph-able Perverts (1)Bad Touch Trio x Reader: Morph-able Perverts (1)6 months ago in Humor More Like This
Gilbert's P.O.V
Another day of school, done. But we still failed to capture ________'s heart. We love to tease her a lot. I mean, we have been friends since middle school. But she always shuts us out. Like we're just some perverts not worth her time.... But you see... That's why we like her. She doesn't give us the time of the day. She just treats us like normal people. Not just swooning over us. Beating up other girls and calling them sluts to win our hearts. Nein, she's the girl we're after. But what she doesn't know is.. We have our ways. And today she was going to love us in one way, or another.
The guys and I made an awesome plan. But
You don't need it (BTTXReader)“Gee (y/n), vhat’s taking you so long?”You don't need it (BTTXReader)3 months ago in Romance More Like This
“Oui, we’ve been ‘ere for ‘ours already.”
“Amigo, we need to get going soon if we want to catch that movie.”
You groaned, scrubbing your face of the makeup once again. “I’m almost done!” You called from the bathroom, hearing a collective sigh from the three boys. “Ja, zhat’s vhat you said half an hour ago...” Gilbert muttered under his breath, rolling his neck to hear a satisfying crack when he’d managed to get the kink out.
Francis placed a magazine on his face, effectively shutting out the outside
Mad libs (BTTXReader)“Just calm down okay?!” You cried, growling at the three boys sprawled on your floor. “No way!”Mad libs (BTTXReader)5 months ago in Romance More Like This
“We have to decide who sleeps where right?” Antonio nodded vigorously. “Yeah! I mean someone gets the spare bed and the others have to sleep on the sofa!”
You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. You should’ve known inviting the notorious trio of boys might not have been your brightest idea. And you’d even asked them for a sleepover.
If I’m ever able to go back in time, I’ll kick my own arse! You swore to yourself as you settled yourself down on the couch. “Let&rs
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 1You padded gently along the pavement on velvet feet under the soft glare of street lamps. Your last family had kicked you out upon learning your secret. Well, they had actually called the cops and you had made a run for it. You were currently hungry, homeless, and in need of a home.BTTXNeko!Reader Part 16 months ago in Settings More Like This
Unfortunately, there were no ads in the newspaper for 'free loading cat-girl' (because let's face it, that's what you were), so you just had to make do. You had been observing a family for a couple of days, deciding whether or not they would take you in. There were three males: a French man, a German, and a Spaniard. You figured that if you could get the Spaniard
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