Fusion Chapter 2Fusion Chapter 21 year ago in Sketches More Like This
As they kept riding towards the border, a question made its way into Kel's mind.
"Hey, what are we supposed to say to them anyway? 'Uh yeah, we just built these weapons, and uh, now we're gonna join the army'" he said sarcastically.
"Don't worry, I know exactly what we're gonna say to them "
As they pulled up to the border crossing, a rather chubby crossing guard wearing an RCMP hat, and what looked like a rookie, stepped out.
"All right, let me guess, you boys wanna join the army!" The guard and the rookie both died laughing.
What? That wasn't even that funny Connor thought to himself.
"Actually that's exactly what we're doing" Connor said in protest, which only made them laugh harder.
"Face palm" Kel said sarcastically.
"Shut up" Connor hissed.
"Oh stop it; you guys are killing us " The guard and the rookie stared at each other for a split second, and then started howling with laughter.
"But but seriously, you two wo
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid (1986)The Barrel Reviews - Metroid (1986)1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Ahhh 1986 A time when games came in sturdy reliable cartridges that could last two house fires and an apocalypse and still play like they were fresh out of the box. A time before games had more pop-in than a whack-a-mole machine due to poorly rendered polygonal graphics. And games were a challenge to even the most vastly intellectual of minds. Well, that time's gone now (along with my belief in humanity) but I feel like wallowing in the past for a while so here's my review of Metroid for the NES
In an earlier review of mine I had mentioned that there was very little story in this game. Well that is especially the case if you bought the game used like me, there's a bit of story explained in the manual, but in-game there's very little indication of what you're supposed to be doing. Thankfully, by the time I got to play this game, I had already played Metroid: Zero Mission (the remake) so I knew what to expect, namely; run around, shoot things, kill bosses, oh and here's the tr
WaluigixReader: Starry eyes, starry skiesYou were sitting in the living room, reading (title of fave book) when someone covered your eyes.WaluigixReader: Starry eyes, starry skies8 months ago in Profiles More Like This
"Guess who~?" a voice asked. You reconigzed the voice. It was deep and sexy with somewhat of a heavy Italian accent to it.
"Waluigi William Wario, get your hands off of my RIGHT NOW!" you snapped, really peeved you was reading and you were interupped. Waluigi frowned for a moment, his ears slightly drooping before they perked up again and he smirked.
"What's the matter, ____________~? Woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is it 'that time'?" Waluigi teased before grabbing the book from your hand.
"Gimme it back!!!!" you yelled as he raced to the stairs.
"Gotta catch me first!" he yelled over his shoulder before you ran after him. You ran as fast as you could, but yet, it was like you were a snail and he was Sonic the freakin' hegdehog!! Soon, before you knew it, both of you were outside, running around in circles, yelling like kids.
"I SAID, GIVE IT!!!"
Waluigi's quotes"Uh-oh! What's going on here?!" Mario TennisWaluigi's quotes6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Look! I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! Hahahahah!"" Mario Tennis
"Don't Expect Mouth-to-Mouth!"" Mario Power Tennis
""Hey! You might be getting better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Ehh... Not bad... for you..." Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"You're cheating!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Oh, come on!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Wahh. This looks too easy." Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Eh, they're all just jealous! He-heh-heheh-heh!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Waah! What did he do to win the spot on the tour, eat the golf balls? Playing against the great Waluigi, he's just got to know that he's playing for the second place! Wahahah! What a loser!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour about Petey Piranha
"Waluigi Time!" Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
"I hereby claim this Music Key in the name of...er...um... Waluigi!" Da
Mario Party AnthemParody of "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAOMario Party Anthem2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I hope there's a hidden star to find!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I just want to win the-
Play the Wii, Mario Party.
Getting controller, then press start.
Nonstop when the game turns on.
Boo takes the stars like shady con.
Where's DK? I gots to know.
Got more coins 'cause I'm on a roll.
I think I'll pick Dry Bones.
Win the game, out the door.
I'm winnin' all these boards with Chance Time!
I got Waluigi's coins by the time it's half time!
Yeah, the CPUs that I'm rippin'.
In the race to first place, hope I'm not trippin'!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
All the bonus stars will soon be mine!
Peach comes out on top from behind!
Everybody just started to whine
Untitled PoemIt a parasite that has a beneficial relationship with the heartUntitled Poem2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Feeding itself with the darkness that consumes it.
The sin of wrath, call forth all darkness
Destroy those who are with happiness
Darkness consume all that the wrath destroys
Take their souls
You lieI sit and I moveYou lie2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You yell and complain
Why can't you realize that I have a free will?
Why can't you realize that you have to believe in me?
Why can't you realize that we have to compromise?
Why can't you realize all that.
I slowly take a step
You hold me back
I flap my wings
You grab my legs
And when I want to stay
you push me off the place.
Why must you do this to me?
Why must you do this to yourself?
You lied to me when you were promising freedom
You lied to me when I take flight
The bad part time job...DING DONG!The bad part time job...3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Kelsey stood up from the couch, and right when she was in front of it, the door just comes flying off landing on the floor, almost hitting the flat screen TV.
"WHAT THE?!" Kelsey yelled in shock on what just happened.
"CHELSIE! Change the TV to channel 10 on Pro 8 News!" Kelsey's best friend, Silu shouted at Kelsey, not mentioning the fact that he acted like superman and knocked the heck out of her door.
"What I want know is first how did you get in my house?!" Kelsey yelled louder than before.
"Just change it!" Silu grabbed Kelsey's shirt, snorted, and looked her dead in the eye.
Well, for some reason that scared her, and when she grabbed the remote and changed the TV to channel 10 there was Cody!
"...And now back to you Chuck Norris!" Cody spoke, then hiding under the table before the news crew changed cameras to where Chuck Norris is.
When all screens where on Chuck Norris he wasn't doing anything...he was just standing there staring at the camera with a serious face. It
Yet you wonderYet you wonderYet you wonder3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You wonder how I keep a smile
You wonder how you insult me I'm still your friend
You wonder how I can be still standing
Yes you wonder
However, have you wondered if I snap?
Have you wondered do I lose it?
Have you taken into consideration my feelings are feared?
Have you wondered those?
You ponder over those
However do you actually care?
Best friend-gift-Luigi2coolBest friend-Best friend-gift-Luigi2cool4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
As I clutch my bear
I realize what a best friend you are
There when I need an extra hand
When I need an extra mind
When I need an extra hug
When I need an extra smile
When I need an extra heart
Through all of our memories
One sticks out
Like the shining star heading north
To direct us past the fake paths
Heading towards a bright future
It was the memory of our first exchange
Of words so favorable
The greatest church bells ring when I think of them
For every syllable
A bell rings
For I didn't know it then
When You thanked me for stopping bye
But I do know
I know How much I care for you
As A brother
As a Great friend
As a co-worker
As much as this teddy bear
I run out the door and open it
To see you standing right there with that Smile of yours
Before the duelCody burst though the doors of our school with me and Silu. "Why do we need to follow Cody, so he can get back his Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua from Tasuku?" Cody used to have that Earthbound Immortal, which used to be his pride and joy, but now that Tasuku just beat him for it...well...Cody hasn't been the same since....Anyway, I was the normal one on this group, so only a normal person like me could ask a question like that. I sometimes wonder why I bother asking...Before the duel2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Because, Kelsey we got to find Tasuku and watch the duel between him and Cody." Silu spoke proudly with a thumps up.
"Do we have to skip class?! I mean, I like all of my classes, ya know!" I replied back to Silu.
Then out of no where, there was this loud ringing sound that sounding like if over 9,000 old phones were ringing.
"What the hell is that?! This is no way of treating a main character of this story!" I covered my ears, yelling my heart out.
"Kelsey, stop breaking the forth wall and take these calls alrea
The OceanThe OceanThe Ocean2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Soothing as it can be
Refreshing as it is
Fear as it shall
This is our ocean
The power to destroy the exiled islands
The generosity of creating crops
The hope given to childs
This is our ocean
Calm, relaxing, and destructive.
How can you not worry?
It surrounds us
It supports us
Don't disrespect it,
This is our ocean.
Untitled PoemYou are miles from meUntitled Poem2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
However our love still grows
Every second that passes by
Connects us forevermore
Memories we held
Can never be forgotten
Every detail of you
will always be lovely
I want to tell you
no matter how many times you heard
these are lines of devotion
these are lines of love.
In ControlI've been controlled!In Control11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What are these 'freedoms' that everybody has?
I have the freedom to say no!
They have the freedom to say that I have to do it anyway.
I have the freedom of speech!
They have the freedom to say what words I shouldn't be saying.
I have the freedom of mind!
They have the freedom to corrupt that mind to think what they want it to.
I have the freedom to raise a flag!
They have the freedom to call me 'unpatriotic' if I don't.
I have the freedom to listen to my music!
They have the freedom to tell my parents I can't.
I have the freedom to artistic expression!
They have the freedom to call it 'damaging' and burn it away.
I have the freedom to walk anywhere I want!
They have the freedom to frisk me for walking there past curfew.
How free am I really?
I'm in control!
But they made the rules.
That Old Familiar RoomThat Old Familiar Room1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I walked into that old familiar room. Everything was almost just as I remember it being when I was a child. I remember going after school and running through the doors of my Aunt's house. I remember seeing her there, young and active; she was always doing something whenever I showed up. I remember hugging and kissing her each day after school. Her hair always smelled of lilacs, her favorite flower. She had a large garden of lilacs that grew in her front yard. She'd always ask me how my day was. Then she'd tell me that I could go watch television in her room or help her with whatever project she was working on.
I remember walking into this room as a child... I'd peer through that lone large window to see a view so beautiful it looked like it came straight out of a magazine. We lived in Chicago so it was usually windy out. Below the view of the hilly mountains was my Moth- I mean my Aunt's lilac garden. The cherrywood bed with cream-colored sheets, I remember watching so many cartoo
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Alt. Ending Part 1The Legend of Zelda:Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Alt. Ending Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
With the imprisoned monster Demise destroyed and the three pieces of the Triforce found and restored, the mysterious land Link had explored to find his childhood friend Zelda was at peace so that no evil could once again corrupt it.
The Goddess statue that was once part of Skyloft, was now returned to where it was originally built on the Sacred Grounds. The Master Sword was driven into its new pedestal in the Sealed Temple below the statue. Link and Zelda stood above the hands of the Goddess with the configured Triforce behind them against the statue's stone wall, glowing brightly with a golden light. As Zelda happily looked around the peaceful surrounding area, Link played the Ballad of the Goddess which he had recently learned how to play on the ancient instrument, the Goddess' Harp. He strummed the harp's strings with gentle plucks, hearing the beautifully high notes, echoing all around him. He soon had ended the melody, cre
Sigh...Don't you know that it's okay to fall into the sea?Sigh...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sometimes you're just swallowed up, no need to break yourself free
They say it hurts to give up, 'cause it's something they've never done
They've never fallen from the light, gone days without a sun.
When you're already under and the tide's still dragging you down,
Why fight? You'll only be torn asunder, and there's such peace when you drown.
Fall into the inky depths, don't fear the darkened sea.
There are no monsters there that don't already live in me...
ChangeI.Change5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I fucked up
I messed up, screwed up
and now they tell me to suck it up
change my ways
like it's the easiest thing in the world
change, change, change
it's a dirty word, you know
I hear it and flinch away
because I am changing
not the way you want me to
not in an acceptable way
and I just
you say it like a gift, like it's something special
new and unusual, a thought I've never had before
before I ever came out of my mother's womb I knew change
I was change
standing there all put together
telling me to change
filth and superiority dripping out of your mouth
oh, you don't like your life
to change it
how do you think I got here?
did you know that?
with your can-do attitude and put together face
can you tell how hopelessly lost I am?
I wasn't always
lost, I mean
one day I just
found myself here
but hindsight's 20/20 you know
I can't go forward
The silver fur WolfHer little body was smashed through the airThe silver fur Wolf8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
This way and that
It fell around like a rag doll.
Her silver wolf fur all stained with blood, her own
She had no chance now the hunters had come to seize her...
They shot at her
Catching her legs as she tried to run
They hit, kicked and punched her wolf body as she hit the floor.
Animal children hunter were especially brutal with the animal looked alike "abominations" that flooded there country side, in search of only a mere home...
This wolf childs crime was merely to take an already dead sheep, which had been ripped apart by a real animal wolf...
And now she suffered for it...
Her back cracked sickeningly on the floor
And her arm shattered as a hunted men stamped on it.
She was truly a gonna.
But right at the last second Vincents army came to her rescue and quickly vanquished the foes.
"We have another one!" Cried a shoulder who was trying to attend to the wolf child wounds "... and its a silver fur!"
Another yelled back as he came closer "
Heart brokenWhen we met I didnt really know youHeart broken10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Then we grew to love each other
Although i loved you alot more than you loved me
You told me you had a girlfriend...and i was happy for you
Even though secretly i wanted you for myself
She hurt you one day and i was there by your side to wipe away the tears
You felt the depression of heart break, and i felt it too
Then one day you told me we couldnt be together, My heart broke into many pieces
You mean everything to me
Now i feel as if we are growing apart.
Not a day goes by which i dont think of you
I love you.....And that will never change....
Skyward Sword Christmas StoryA young boy with messy blonde hair was laughing happily as he chased a girl about his age with silky blonde hair that blew in the wind as she ran, giggling when she looked back to see the boy was still trying to catch up to her.Skyward Sword Christmas Story1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I bet you'll never be able to catch me, Link!" The girl yelled over her shoulder, her speed seeming to increase as she said this.
The young boy known as Link smiled as he kept running after her. "We'll see about that, Zelda!"
Both kids kept running as Zelda turned a corner and she nearly trampled on a pre-mature patch of pumpkins. Link followed close behind, not aware of the pumpkin patch as he tripped over one of the green fruits and fell face first into the dirt.
"Oof!" He grunted, not getting up right away.
Zelda looked back and noticed that Link wasn't following anymore, seeing that he had fallen in the pumpkin patch.
She ran back hurriedly back to the fallen boy.
"Link, are you alright?" She asked, holding out her hand to Link.
The blonde boy looked up
An Ode to the Mother SeriesAn Ode to the Mother Series1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I found your stories
So simple and sweet.
I felt so happy
That we got to meet.
I played a long time,
But couldn't take a break
From stopping the baddies
And coming home for steak.
Now I played two games
I'll soon start the third
Yet I've already fallen
In love with your word.
Each joke and occurrence
Makes me laugh and smile.
It made me feel happy;
The first time in a while.
Yet the love I feel,
So pure and heartrending,
Is downtrodden from
I wish I could show
My thanks to Mr. Itoi.
His stories, like a mother
Kissed my numb soulie.
The gamer part of me
was broke from cliché.
Yet when I played Mother
It fixed its decay.
So please, N.O.A.,
Please release all three!
I would really love
To play them legally!