Pulseman ReviewPulseman Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Obscurity Corner Special
The game known as Pulseman was made by Game Freak, the creators of the Pokemon games. It was released in the Mega Drive in Japan and until the game was released on Virtual Console, it was never released outside of Japan. Even then, while it had surprisingly clear English voices (which is not uncommon in games in Japan), the text was in Japanese even in the VC release. However, the text has been translated and the rom and/or patch has been released to be played (which you can look up). Here is my review of Pulseman.
In the 21'st century, a notable computer scientist known as Doc Yoshiyama creates a "C-Life" being. An advanced artificial intelligence with an actual mind of her own. He soon falls in love with the digital being and enters the cyberworld himself. He then has "bio-digital sex" (I am not kidding). This mix between his DNA and her code results in a hybrid boy who would become known as Pulseman. Doc Yoshiyama
The Guardian Legend ReviewThe Guardian Legend Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
NES Obscurity Corner
The Guardian Legend (NES)
The Guardian Legend (or Guardic Gaiden in Japan) is a game made for the NES by a company known as Compile. The game is a spiritual sequel of another game known as Guardic. So here is my review of The Guardian Legend.
An artificial planet known as Naju was once filled with friendly life forms. However, the planet is at some point in time invaded and dominated by other creatures that were malicious and deadly and the previous beings were all wiped off of the planet. With these dangerous creatures as it's new inhabitants, Naju then is set on a crash course to Earth. Recognizing the threat posed by Naji, the cyborg Guardian of Earth known as Miria takes it upon herself to stop the threat of Naju and the evil creatures residing in it.
This game takes place on/in the planet Naju. The outer areas explored are known as Labyrinths and are filled with various passageways and you will be able to go through corridors in the Dungeons wh
Mario Party AnthemParody of "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAOMario Party Anthem3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I hope there's a hidden star to find!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I just want to win the-
Play the Wii, Mario Party.
Getting controller, then press start.
Nonstop when the game turns on.
Boo takes the stars like shady con.
Where's DK? I gots to know.
Got more coins 'cause I'm on a roll.
I think I'll pick Dry Bones.
Win the game, out the door.
I'm winnin' all these boards with Chance Time!
I got Waluigi's coins by the time it's half time!
Yeah, the CPUs that I'm rippin'.
In the race to first place, hope I'm not trippin'!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
All the bonus stars will soon be mine!
Peach comes out on top from behind!
Everybody just started to whine
Waluigi's quotes"Uh-oh! What's going on here?!" Mario TennisWaluigi's quotes7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Look! I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! Hahahahah!"" Mario Tennis
"Don't Expect Mouth-to-Mouth!"" Mario Power Tennis
""Hey! You might be getting better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Ehh... Not bad... for you..." Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"You're cheating!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Oh, come on!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Wahh. This looks too easy." Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Eh, they're all just jealous! He-heh-heheh-heh!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
"Waah! What did he do to win the spot on the tour, eat the golf balls? Playing against the great Waluigi, he's just got to know that he's playing for the second place! Wahahah! What a loser!" Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour about Petey Piranha
"Waluigi Time!" Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
"I hereby claim this Music Key in the name of...er...um... Waluigi!" Da
BLT -- Light and DarkBLT -- Light and Dark5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a dark and stormy night! No, wait, it wasn't stormy yet. That happened later. Well, let's just say it was a dark night and leave it there.
Two whole days had passed since we had left the Cottage. We'd seen some interesting things already, like a forest of sticks and a peaceful meadow filled with animals. We'd followed the light of the Really Big Lamp and Radio's navigation skills (if they really were real) to this place; a creepy forest of darkness.
Being a lamp, I hate the dark. That's why I was so glad my light was there to shine in the forest, showing everyone where to go. Of course, I was a little bit angry when Kirby told me to turn it off, but he had a good reason. The battery was dying, and without it there would be no way we could keep going. Sure, we can move on our own power for a little while, but we need some power source to keep us going forever.
So, there we were, in the dark and spooky forest, no light, running low on power, no light, in need of shelter, and no li
Mike Haggar's Badass FactsMike Haggar's Badass Facts4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
- Mike Hagger is so badass that he wears no shirt to press conferences and gets nothing but respect.
- The reason Cthulhu is still sleeping is because Mike Haggar is still awake.
- Mike Hagger is so badass that Washington would pass his healthcare bill, NO exceptions!
- Mike Hagger is so badass that he fights while caressing his moustache.
- Contrary to popular belief, it was Mike Haggar who wrote 'The Art of War' he just chose the alias of Sun Tzu so he could give the real life Sun Tzu, who was really a bar tender, his spot in history.
- Mike Hagger is so badass that when he was getting ready to fight Galactus, Galactus said, "Man let's take a rain check."
- Mike Hagger is so badass that he can fly without wings or machinery. How? I don't know, he kills anybody who figures it out.
- If it was Mike Haggar was the lead role in Suburban Commando, he would've won everything in the academy awards.
- Whenever Mike Haggar does a pile driver, Chuck Norris senses a disturbance in the force.
WerewolfWerewolfWerewolf2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
By Ariel Bujans
My skin crawls
As the moon begins to fill,
Become harder to satisfy
As the day fades
And night falls.
My screams of pain,
Fills the night.
My bones brake,
My limbs extend,
My blood lust intenseness,
My heart races,
Becomes a howl.
Finally it is done,
I once looked human
But that was just my mask,
This is who I really am.
I am the one,
Who goes bump in the night,
The one who hides in the shadows,
The one who is
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid (1986)The Barrel Reviews - Metroid (1986)2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Ahhh 1986 A time when games came in sturdy reliable cartridges that could last two house fires and an apocalypse and still play like they were fresh out of the box. A time before games had more pop-in than a whack-a-mole machine due to poorly rendered polygonal graphics. And games were a challenge to even the most vastly intellectual of minds. Well, that time's gone now (along with my belief in humanity) but I feel like wallowing in the past for a while so here's my review of Metroid for the NES
In an earlier review of mine I had mentioned that there was very little story in this game. Well that is especially the case if you bought the game used like me, there's a bit of story explained in the manual, but in-game there's very little indication of what you're supposed to be doing. Thankfully, by the time I got to play this game, I had already played Metroid: Zero Mission (the remake) so I knew what to expect, namely; run around, shoot things, kill bosses, oh and here's the tr
Human Experiences 13Human Experiences 133 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ah ah ah," he chided as he felt her inhale. "No screaming. I'd hate to have to do anything to that pretty face."
He dug his elbow into the small of her back, making her arch forward uncomfortably. Touko's hands scrambled across the ground, dirt lodging painfully deep under her fingernails, searching for anything to fight off her assailant. She had dropped her purse, which currently contained all of her Pokémon, on the way out of the center in her stupor, leaving her completely unguarded.
"On your feet," he commanded, jerking her up roughly by the neck. She stumbled forward awkwardly, tripping on her now severely bent flip-flops. With his free hand, he grabbed her around the waist and pulled her back against his body, pinning her arms against his waist; he ground his hips against her hands suggestively, making her feel sick to her stomach.
"My, my," he whispered, letting his fingers stroke her jawline; they slid easily across her now tear drenched skin, "I
TimelessTimelessTimeless2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The blonde haired girl looked up and smiled. “Hey Link.”
The blonde boy looked down at her in concern. “Are you okay? How come you came outside, the dance is inside…”
Zelda sighed and looked down. “I… I just needed some fresh air from someone…”
“Groose?” Link instantly answered.
Zelda looked up at him. “Yeah…”
Link sighed and sat down in the grass next to Zelda. “You can’t let him get to you like that.”
“I can’t help it.” Zelda cried. “He says the worst things about you and… and-”
“Zel, I can handle him myself.” Link whispered to her, scooting closer to her.
“But you let him push you around and I just can’t help but think-”
“Zelda.” Link stopped her, turning her head to face his.
She looked in his eyes and quickly looked down.
“I can handle it myself
Pit VS SoraPit VS SoraPit VS Sora2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE GAME KID ICARUS: UPRISING.
After the defeat of Hades the dark master of the underworld at the hands of the angelic hero Pit, Skyland became peaceful once more. With Hades and his unwilling puppet Medusa gone only a few renegade bands of Underworld dwellers still attacked the human world below. There was still Viridi the nature goddess and her forces of nature but even they had been quite. This left our hero Pit with more than enough free time to do as he pleased. One of the things he now had time to do was battle in the Arena Of The Gods.
The Arena was a battleground for warriors chosen by the Gods to battle it out for sport. The most popular of which was Light VS Dark battles. Pit fought for the Light Team and his doppelganger Dark Pit fought for the Dark Team. The sport became so popular that eventually all of the greatest heroes were at some point or another invited to compete. This sounds akin to an all out Brawl but th
Finders Keepers***Finders Keepers1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Keet, you stay here on the lookout for Zelda or Karane. If you see either of them, for the love of Hylia, please keep them away from her room.”
Keet looked at Link and nodded, “I got it, but what do you want me to say?”
Link looked up at the ceiling a second and sighed, “I don’t know, just lead them away from the door. The absolute last thing I want is for Zelda to find out that I was snooping through her room.”
Pipit leaned against the wall next to Zelda’s door and slightly laughed, “I wish you’d tell us what on Skyloft you’re looking for. And you lost it in Zelda’s room of all places!”
Link ignored Pipit and grabbed the doorknob, quietly knocking and hoping that no one responded from the other side.
After a few moments of waiting for a response, Link slowly opened the door and peaked inside, relieved to see her room empty. Sighing of relief, he and Pipit s
2- Love2- Love2- Love1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Summery: *First Person* He’s my best friend, but I can’t lie and say that I haven’t had the urge to lean over and kiss him more than once.
I mean, it shouldn’t be that hard to talk to him, right? We’re best friends, I should be able to just walk up to him and say it. I guess in this circumstance, it’s a little harder. I mean, I could wreck our whole friendship in an instant if he didn’t feel the same way as me. I could tell him and he’d look at me and everything would be ruined.
On the other hand, if I don’t tell him soon, I might loose it and do something stupid that I’ll regret for the rest of my life. I’ve felt this way for a few years now, and I’ve gotten to the point where at every instant I want to just lean in and kiss his perfect lips. But, sadly, that could ruin everything.
I just can’t keep it back any longer, though. Soon I’ll snap and confess when he least expects it, and I
Death Battle: Mario vs. LinkDeath Battle: Mario vs. Link2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Nintendo has spawned all kinds of extraordinary heroes, but none stand out in their pantheon of champions more than these two.
Steel: Link, the legendary swordsman of Hyrule
Ray: And Mario, resident hero of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Ray: I'm Ray and he's Steel, and it's our job to analyze the arsenals, skills, and abilities of Nintendo's two golden icons to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
Home: Mushroom Kingdom
Affiliates: Luigi, Princess Peach, Bowser
First Appearance: Donkey Kong (1981)
Rescued an entire galaxy
Saved various kingdoms
Defeats a variety of villains
Ray: Mario first appeared in the classic arcade game known as "Donkey Kong" and, since then, he has been a huge hit. He is the hero of choice to the inhabitants of his home, the Mushroom Kingdom, and no task has really proven too difficult for him as he has saved his world and many others like it.
Steel: For someone of a pretty short stature, Mario is actual
Human Experiences 11Human Experiences 113 years ago in Romance More Like This
Touko awoke to the sun pouring across her face. She wiped away the sweat from her brow, the product of her feverish and unsettled dreams, and groaned. She wrapped herself up tightly in her blankets, soaking in their fresh and clean scent. Her bed felt so safe and secure compared to the world that existed outside of it that she contemplated, and seriously considered, never leaving it.
She ran her fingers through her hair, trying to forget her fitful dreams. She let her palm rest on her forehead and took long and deep breaths, the cold silver of the key pressed into her cheek. Her turbulent dreams had been filled with the image of its delicate figure. She tried to keep the darkness of those half-remembered nightmares from creeping back into her mind, but, even as she lie in the brilliant sun, Touko could not help but feel as though she were shrouded in shadows.
She rolled over on to her side ready to wrap her arms around N's still sleeping body, only to discover that she was
Fairy Tail: Hero Ep.4Episode 4: Lucy's DreamFairy Tail: Hero Ep.42 years ago in Drama More Like This
Magnolia- Fairy Tail Guildhall
A hot cup of tea in her hands, her favorite seat at the bar, and the inane chatter of her friends promptly blocked out. For Erza Scarlet, such was the start to a perfect day. However, on this particular day, even with all three necessary ingredients, something still didn't feel right. It'd been bugging her for some time now, a nagging suspicion that refused to leave her subconscious, but the reason for it, as of yet, had remained a mystery.
Shrugging it off as her mind playing tricks, the scarlet-haired mage went back to her daily ritual. After a sip of tea sent a warm sensation through her body, she set the cup down and let a out a relaxing sigh. Curiosity alone sent her attention across the bar, where Mirajane's innocent stare was hidden from her behind a beauty magazine.
"You've been reading that thing all morning," Erza said, her voice catching her friend's attention. "You could at least sit down and read."
Magical Faerie World.Magical Faerie World.7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
A magical faerie world,
Where Lads and Lasses,
Dance around in the circles,
Where Elves and Gnomes,
Hold hands with Ents and Oaks.
On which rivers flow,
To everyone's Home.
fairy tail fanfic part 4Lucy sighed. She knew herself that she was at her limit. She was barely able to stand, she hadn't eaten regularly for weeks, not to mention the loss of sleep. But she needed to do this, no matter how hard it was. She was nearly done, the only thing left to buy was the ring. If she did that last job, the money would just be enough for that.fairy tail fanfic part 43 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
While lost in thoughts, Lucy didn't notice the noises next to her. Too late, she realized that the animal had not been dead, it had just been knocked out by Taurus. Before she could do anything a sharp pain raised through her arm where the monster had bitten her. She cried in pain and tried to get a hold of her keys, but they had fallen into the mud and with the monster right next to her, she couldn't search for them. She reached out for her whip and just blindly hit in the direction of the attacker. Several times she felt pain raising through her body and her leg began to get numb. Finally, by chance, the whip tored itself around the animal's throat
Sonamy Unforgettable LoveAmy: I cried knowing my mascara was running down my face, I stepped closer to the edge of the cliff as that image came back into my head. I closed my eyes. I know what you might be wondering; How did it get to this? Well .Sonamy Unforgettable Love3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was one of my favorite times of the year, Valentine's Day. I had just finished making a little gift I made for sonic. I was walking along to Sonic's house excited on the look that would be on his face when he sees what I made for him. I walked to his front porch. "Hmmmm I wonder if he is home?" I peeked through the window and gasped. I dropped the bag that was for sonic. How could he. I turned knocking down one of his plants and ran towards the woods without turning back. I stopped as I reached the cliff. I sobbed and tried to whip the tears off my face. I should have known he would never love me, who am I kidding she is way more beautiful than me. "I hate her! I hate Sally Acorn!" I closed my eyes as that dreadful memory floated back. Why can't he hold me li
Chapter 14~ Happy endingA week later Jellal had to leave once again; he needed to do his job with Meredy and Ultear. After an awkward goodbye Erza had been depressed for a few days and didn’t come back to the guild for a while, she soon got over it, deep down she knew it wasn’t the last time she would see him, Erza knows he usually turns up when you least expect it.Chapter 14~ Happy ending2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Erza and Mirajane accompanied Makarov to the Magic Council to explain the events that had happened. The next day Argon was captured and sent to the same prison Jellal did seven years ago by the Rune Knights. They however kept quiet about Natsu going after Argon incase he could get into trouble for it.
Elizabeth found her parents, they were very happy to see her and once she settled in she wrote a very big thank you and apology letter to Lucy. Which Lucy replied and they both treasured the letters from one another from then on.
For the next week after Lucy woke Natsu followed behind Lucy like a lost puppy. He thought that
Sonamy Truth revealedAmy: I wonder if he will even be happy to see me. Who am I kidding he will never like me, maybe it's time for me to move onSonamy Truth revealed3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Just then Amy see's sonic and shadow and they seem to not have noticed her yet.
Amy: Oh no there he is now, I should hide fast!
Meanwhile shadow see's something move.
Shadow: Hmmm I could have sworn I saw someone standing there; it must have been my imagination.
"So have you heard anything from Amy?"
"Yea she told me that she was coming back in a month or two." He sighed and changed the subject.
Sonic: I didn't want to tell shadow that I actually missed Amy, so I decided to pick on him a little.
"So shadow . How's rouge?"
He quickly turned confused.
"What about her?" I laughed softly. "Oh come on shadow, ya know she likes ya."
He narrowed his eyes.
"It doesn't matter to me, besides rouge is just a friend sonic you know that." I laughed again.
"Does it bother you?" He seemed really angry but I was having fun.
"Sonic will you___" He stopped walking and lo
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero MissionThe Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero Mission2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Metroid: Zero Mission is a Gameboy advance title that is a remake of the original 1986 "Metroid" game for the NES, though with a few esthetic changes.
As far as story goes, you play as a character named Samus Aran, an independent bounty hunter contracted by galactic federation to go to planet Zebes to destroy the mechanical life-form Mother Brain. In terms of game play, it's a 16-bit shooter, you traverse different terrains in different areas; find upgrades to your weapons and to your suit, killing enemies and bosses in order to make your way to said Mother Brain. Really for the most part this to me seems like a shooter at it's most primitive. No first person perspective, no gimmicks constantly shoved down your throat, and very little story mostly attributed to the fact that this is a remake of a NES game, but all in all I'm not sure that's really such a bad thing.
After killing Mother Brain and escaping to your ship after a timed self destruct sequence, you're attacked by Space Pirate
Fairy Tail Fanfic part 3Lucy stood eye in eye with the monster, her whip in one and her keys in the other hand. "Open, gate of the golden bull! Taurus!"Fairy Tail Fanfic part 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Taurus appeared and immediately attacked the animal. Lucy moved in the same moment and the two of them interacted in perfect harmony. While Lucy distracted the monster with her whip, Taurus started wounding it and in five minutes everything was already over.
Lucy smiled and thanked Taurus. "Lucy-chan, as long as I can help you achieve your goal, I'll do anything!" "Oh Taurus thanks a lot, I really appreciate all of your help. Now go back and rest a bit, you must be exhausted from the fight." "Yes I really am, but you should rest as well. You don't look to good to me." Taurus' voice became serious. "Everyone in stellar world is worried about you. Please don't over stress yourself. Take a rest once in a while." "I know, I'm planning to rest soon, just a few more missions and I'll be done." She smiled. Taurus didn't seem persuaded, but he no