
Normal Conversation 1Normal Conversation 17 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SP

PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will

Ides of March - Chapter 10Ides of March - Chapter 105 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For the umpteenth time, Zim found himself sighing as he tried to concentrate on the checkups he wanted to do, on the station's operating system. Concentration was hard to hold on to, however, when he found his eyes drifting over to where Dib lay, on one of the padded, pink benches to sleep off the stress. The boy had cried for nearly an hour straight, only stopping when exhaustion got the better of him and the alien had to help move him to a spot where he could rest.
Shaking his head, Zim tried to go back to running system checks while the human slept. There was nothing else to do for the alien.
He managed a full five minutes more before he

ZaDr short story: Sunset(If you would like, please listen to this song as you read: http://www.youtube.com/user/okanokumo?v=ko3pohMZLl8 It helps set the peaceful atmosphere I was attempting to portray in the text.)ZaDr short story: Sunset5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
If the birds soaring though in the tangerine sky looked directly below them, they would find me resting on the edge of a cliff with my feet dangling off the edge. They'd sing my lover and I a melody which neither of us understand, but enjoy none the less. Waves crash below us, but I promised to keep him safe. Nothing bad would happen as long as we were together. The summer breeze kisses my face while the last remaining rays of sunlight reach out to me, c

A ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shotA ZADR Halloweenie day 1-shot2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The day starts with Zim walking to skool and its Halloween.
Dib's P.O.V
Today is Halloween and it seems Zim isn't a fan of it because 3 years ago we had a bit of a spooky day with all that spooky creatures coming out of my head and Zim was in it too because i dragged him in with me. I gave up my life, i gave up everything, i stopped being a paranoraml investigator...My emotions changed but now its all good. I'm off to the halloween dance at skool and I seem to be dressed as a scientist.
Zim's P.O.V.
Ugh, today's that dumb human holiday. Everyone is dressed up, even the Almighty ZIM! I walked and I bumped into The Dib."Watch where your goi

PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less l

Trench Coat-ZaDr Zim stepped out of his house and into the frigid air, wearing his usual uniform. He hated earth winters, they were cold and made all the humans sniffly.Trench Coat-ZaDr4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The alien's uniform was extremely thin and did nothing to block out the chill. Which is probably why he was so cold, but he'd never stoop so low as to buy a human coat. His race however had never heard of a coat before since it was always warm on his planet, so he went without anything to block out the elements. He refused to wraps his arms around himself, this would show that he was cold, and that would be a weakness. The irken walked down the sidewalk, occasionally slipping

ZADR: OopsZADR: OopsZADR: Oops4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Author's Note: YOU DON'T LIKE ZADR DON'T READ.
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Zim's POV
Another typical Earth day, I walked to Skool and it was slightly drizzling. Good thing I put some paste on this morning or I would be burning like no tommarow. I came to a halt at my bus stop and decided to sit down for a minute and think about my mission.
Destroy Dib, Destroy the Humans, Destroy anything that's not Irken. I laughed at the final thought and realized that my bus was waiting for me to get on. The bus driver was growling at me when I was not getting on and I quickly caug

ZaDr --- Teaching LoveI stared longingly in Zims beautiful magenta eyes. We were so close that I felt his breathe on my face.ZaDr --- Teaching Love4 years ago in General More Like This
My heart tingled. I wanted to taste it, feel it in my body, make it mine.
I closed my eyes and very slowly, like in one of those old romance movies, making me want him more, I filled the gap between us and pressed lightly my lips on his.
My heart began pounding hard against my chest as Zims lips moved on mines.
Then, I gently slid my tongue through his lower lip, asking for entrance.
He startled a bit, and after a few seconds of hesitation he allowed me in as I slid my arms around his neck pulling him closer, deepening th

-ZADR?-"Human filth..."-ZADR?-4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He is my enemy.
Nothing more,
Nothing less.
"Alien scum..."
I hate him.
I always have,
Always will.
Every punch,
Every kick,
Proves it.
Then, he stops.
And smirks.
No...
"Do you remember that night, Dib...? Hmm?"
No... Please... Don't make me remember...
That night,
So very long ago.
The night they WERE something more,
To each other.
The night when they set out,
Not to hurt each other,
But to pleasure each other.
One night of bliss,
Then it was gone.
Zim was gone the next day,
Not sleeping next to Dib, as was expected.
And from then on,
It wasn't mentioned.
Except on occasions,
When the Irken w

You Can't Lie with ThoseYou Can't Lie with Those3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“When did he arrive?” the two orderlies tried keeping up with their commander who was storming down the narrow corridor.
“An hour ago, Sir. You were in a meeting, we had to…” one tried but was immediately silenced by the boom of a terrifying voice, “You should have called me sooner! What’s his condition?”
“He’s not going to last much longer, Sir. But he is responsive at the moment for you to question him…” the other mumbled, glancing over the chart in his hand.
“The problem is getting him to shut up. He keeps yelling to talk to you,” his fellow doctor grumbl

scarsscarsscars3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib clenched his fists in anger digging his nails deep into his palms as he stared outraged as he heard so of the conversation the tallest were having with Zim. He sucked at his lipring and kept his mouth shut as the tallest teased Zim more.
" it looks like taking over earth isn't the only thing you failed at." Red pointed toward Zims' neck and snickered. Zim brought a fingerless gloved hand up to his neck and lowered his head. Dib tried not to think of that horrible day when he'd found the unconscious irken lying next to a bloody razer blade, Dib shook his head to clear his thought and continued to listen.
"Zim what's wrong did find

Parental Unit Pt. 5Parental Unit Pt. 54 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
~Parental Unit pt. 5~
Just to think. . . After I left Zim, I had headed off to the big city to start a new life and also took over my father's business as the new famous scientist, but I also left my old town just to forget about my old love life, Zim.
I don't even want to talk about that lying alien. All he ever did was bitch and moan about everything, every little thing is always a big problem, and I had to deal with him being such a jerk to me about that stupid small problem. I'm still really mad at him about how he lied to me about being 'pregnant' so that I can stay with him. Hmph, well I'm not

ZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night"See there?" A gloved finger extended upwards towards the sky, as if trying to poke it's infinite black depths; an impossible task. Amongst millions of winking white jewels sprawled against the dark curtain of night, there was only one being pointed at. To many other stargazers, that one dot might seem like....well, just a dot. Not to this particular observer though. "That's my home. Irk." Zim explained, returning his hand to it's original spot at his side. Dib nodded, hanging off of each word and letter that flowed from the other's mouth. On an ordinary Thursday night, the two adversaries would most likely be engaged in a ruthless battle, buZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This

Zim's Second ChristmasZim's Second ChristmasZim's Second Christmas2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim glared out the window of his house at the deadly white flakes drifting down. They looked so harmless and almost serene. If it wasn't for the fact that they were nothing more than frozen water, which could cause severe burns unless he was prepared. Since he didn't want to take a paste bath, though, he was staying inside where it was toasty warm and waiting until the snow stopped.
GIR was outside building a snowman while MiniMoose looked for rocks to use for the facial features. GIR waved at Zim. "Mastah, come outside! Please?" His voice was loud enough that it was easily heard from inside.
For about the tenth t

ZADR - Chevalier chap1ZADR - Chevalier chap13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rating: PG-13 (maybe)
Warning: It may have violence and sexual scenes. If you don't like a gay story (male/male), please, don't read
Helper: GoldShadow
Beta: Rauschele
Summary:
"Once upon a time, there was a magic King, who created a child from a demon as his father. Together they spread terror and chaos in the faraway lands... And built a forbidden love."

Eating Away My Soul - Chapter 5 - ZaDrEating Away My Soul - Chapter 5 - ZaDr3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's been about a few months now where all the leaves were gone and were replaced with the covering of white frost. It was around that time where from children to adults will be wearing heavy coats to keep their bodies warm, sitting next to a warm open fire to roast chestnuts and drink hot chocolate. Not only that, but there would be a green tree, from real to fake or to tall to small, it would be decorated with shining red, blue, green and yellow lights, - unless you prefer the traditional yellow lights streamers and ornaments of your choice. On the top would be the shining angel or even a golden star, shining brightly to watch over the hous

Ides of March - Chapter 8Ides of March - Chapter 87 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib did try.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the boy worked on getting back on his feet. His alien companion watched the progress with keen eyes, even though Zim left him by himself most of the time. Dib was both glad and unhappy about that.
After all, the alien was the only being that he could talk to and somewhat trust anymore. In his own, weird way, Dib knew Zim cared for him and he was grateful for it. The ability to actually talk to someone, train his voice and not be entirely alone with his thoughts was like balm for his addled mind.
Gir... was another story. While he didn't dislike the little thing, there was no way he could stand the noise

zadr- The Escape"You have failed us yet again zim. You are the most worthless, pathetic, ignorant piece of scum we have ever laid our eyes on. From this moment on you are banished from irk and if you ever set foot on it again I will ki- "zadr- The Escape3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
zim stared up at his monitor silently as purple interrupted red and whispered something that made the both of them grin.
"Instead of banishment we have decided death is a more fitting fate for you."
zim's mind went numb as the reality of what was happening set in. the tallest stared at zim with almost pure joy as they all but purred out the rest,
"tak has almost completely concoured the southern half of earth, so we h

Ides of March - Chapter 15Ides of March - Chapter 152 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Zim?" he called quietly, not wanting to come too close when the smaller male was still upset.
For a long moment, Dib was only met with silence.
Zim stayed where he was, unmoving, keeping his stare glued to the lazily blinking screen.
Just when the boy came to the conclusion that Zim didn't want to talk to him, after all, and that leaving him alone was a good idea, the alien gave a little huff and turned to face him.
“What is it?”
Zim was still tense, Dib could tell, seemingly willing to listen but still bothered by all of this. It glared from the dissatisfied expression in those smooth, green features, a frown pulling at his

KissesDib tightened his arms around his captive, snuggling close to his fragrant chest.Kisses2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mngh." Zim grunted, jerking a little in his arms.
"Morning, alien scum," Dib mumbled into jade flesh, nuzzling against the alien's neck and placing a kiss there.
"Sleep," Zim uttered, not opening his eyes.
"But I like you," the human responded teasingly. When this merited no immediate response he pulled back and pressed his lips gingerly to the Irken's shallow cheekbone.
"Dib-thing!"
Zim wriggled, scrunching his eyes shut in displeasure.
"What have I told you about your little smacky human ickies?"
"What " Dib pecked him on the lips before h

ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, t

ZaDR - Homecoming Part 3ZaDR - Homecoming Part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"That was actually kinda fun," Gaz said, referring to their earlier dance.
"Yeah, I like it," Zim agreed.
"Kinda makes you tired, though." Her hand was pressed to her chest as she took deep breaths.
"It's supposed to. It's an exercise as well as a dance."
"No kidding."
"One bottle of water," Zim said to the lady in the concession stand. She fished one out of the ice-filled cooler and set it on the counter.
"One dollar," she said.
Zim dug a dollar bill out of her pocket and gave it to her, then picked up the bottle. The ice-cold water clinging to its outside made him flinch as it burned his skin. He

ZaDr- His Little Alien Zim and Dib had been together for quite some time now, but why couldn't he tell anyone yet? Was he embarassed? No. He was afraid the moment people knew, Zim will leave him. Zim WAS still an alien after all, but even if Dib was forced to leave Earth just to be with his beloved Zim, he surely would.ZaDr- His Little Alien1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The school bell rang loudly as Dib snapped out of his thoughts. He frowned at the thought of going to yet ANOTHER damn class. He hated school, and everything about it. He hated his classmates, his teachers, and even his stupid locker. But the one thing he didn't hate, was his Zim. Zim. The thought made him smile, something not a lot of people