Bioshock RP OOC FunBioshock RP OOC Fun5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Heres a collection of the [[OOC]] writings from the bioshock plz account crew. WARNING: Contains more innuendo then you cane point and laugh at!
[[Of course I'm gay!]]
[[o__o thanks fer tellin us..]]
[[ You denied it ]]
[[*conscientiously shuts the closet door behind Jack*]]
[[Shit, my retreat has been cut off.]]
[[*attempts to re-enter the closet*]]
[[It was about time, anyway.]]
[[*fretfully* About time?]]
[[THAT WAS MORE EPIC THAN THE MOST EPIC EPICNESS IN EPICDOM.]]
Caught with your pants(try) down?
[[Yeah, Ray can tell you about his pants -- uh, pantry.]]
[[Careful. This ain't a T-Rex, their vision ain't based on movement. Everybody scatter.]]
[[*hides in the portaloo, which is clearly a great defence against huge hungry dinosaurs, yep"]]
Beans beans the musical fruit~:
[[So they opened a can of beans. But t
Portal Christmas storyPortal Christmas story3 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Christmas (or the day before),
And for that most people were preparing for.
In Aperture labs all was still,
But then, with a shriek so shrill,
In crashed a British core.
And right in the main computer room,
where GLaDOS was hanging in gloom,
Because of his bad luck of course,
Wheatley crashed with quite a force,
and prepared to face his doom.
Before she could disassemble, torch, or,
throw him into trash compactor,
He turned on his British charm:
"I assure you, I meant no harm!
the sleigh got in my way!" he swore.
Unsure what he was going on about for,
but deeming it best to ignore,
"It has been so much fun,
now get ready to be catapulted to the sun"
she said, deciding to settle the score.
"No! Aren't you curious what I saw!?"
screamed the core hanging in her claw.
"For my falling from the sky the cause,
was, believe it or not, Santa Claus!
for crashing to his sleigh made me yaw!"
Indeed, GLaDOS wasn't about to believe it,
When Chell arrived to save the Brit.
She told the robots,
Portal 2 - ReflectionPortal 2 - Reflection3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sometimes it was the echo of her rage.
It came without warnings, splitting in half those long days of testing the days in which her Aperture, the Aperture she had been planning since her first moments, had finally trapped the whole lot of humans in its maze.
Her deadly calm would break, all of a sudden; and the hatred would burst in her cables, bringing back to life yells and tears of events long gone by then.
The worn faces staring at her from the test chambers became full, healthy and arrogant again; she saw them through the eyes of a offended woman, of a victim. Their bodies looked renewed and clean, back in space and time she was among them and protested, screamed, argued back from the bottom of her heart. She struggled to save her dignity, to save herself; but it was too late.
Always too late, forever too late. Too late to take back her silent consent, too late to prevent her desperation from exploding; too late to spare hundreds of people the fate they had suffered,
Another Sad ChelleySomething slammed into him with enough force to send him face first into the floor. Bomb, he thought blearily, It's a bomb, why are there bombs?Another Sad Chelley3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Wait didn't I have
Why was I
And now she was on top of him, with one foot braced against his spine, physically ripping and tearing the wires out of him, and oh it hurts! That hurts! Stop hurting me, luv!
"What are you doing? If you don't switch us, this whole place is going to come down about our ears. And it will be your fault. Do you understand?"
Push her off. She's only human, it'll be easy Just one quick twist, one little shove
The first voice, always infuriating, always driving him towards that line he'd drawn in his head of what he could and could not do. A line that felt strangely fuzzy, as though he'd been scuffing at it with his foot, testing the limits he knew so well The second, which he was sure had prompted him to do it. Whatever it said always s
Cry of Fear Birthday Game(Find your birthday, then pick a color.)Cry of Fear Birthday Game3 years ago in Settings More Like This
February- Dr. Purnell
June- Book Simon
September- The Taperecorder
October- Glock Ammo
November- The kitty in the subway vents
December- That old dude in the intro cutscene
1 wants to help you
2 writes a book about their life
3 runs out of ammo
4 overdoses on morphine
5 gets punted by a Taller
6 just 360 no-scoped 10 Fasters in Survival Mode
7 is going to stab you
8 just shot themselves
9 jumped off a building
10 thinks they're worthless
11 wishes it was all a bad dream
12 thinks they're fucking crazy
13 wants you to come home
14 just calculated the square root of pie
15 FUCKING LOVES YOU
16 wouldn't give you the gun
17 is useless
18 increases the dosage
19 is lonely
20 kicks a door down
21 can't get out of the apartments
22 randomly begins singing opera
23 finds all the fuses
24 killed Carcass like a boss
Cross My Heart I: Never Let You Go.Cross My Heart I: Never Let You Go.2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Never Let You Go.
The moon; I hadn't seen the moon before.
This beautiful, glowing orb suspended in the dark blue sky that seemed to consist of sparkling velvet, small gems embedded in the soft darkness, wrapping around the outside of the world in a warm blanket of security and comfort. I had dreamed of it, for a long time; this moon, this shimmering, iridescent orb. I had dreamed of stepping barefooted, without the tight-fitting long-fall boots curving around my aching feet, calloused and sore from overuse, on soft grass, springy and fresh, spreading out amongst this field of green. No longer present was the sharp smell of chemicals that burnt my nose, the pristine walls of a decrepit, long abandoned facility, but a world that shone underneath the brightness of the moon. Yeah, a field of springy fresh grass… spread out around me like the ocean.
Oh God the ocean! I desperately wanted to see that too. Sparkling dimples imbedded in a churning mass of salty, shimmering blue
Chelly Fanfiction. Chapter 14.Chapter 14Chelly Fanfiction. Chapter 14.4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After their break they went into the elevator and the doors closed behind them.
"I'm glad you two finally finished, this elevator only carries about 750 pounds of weight. I'm just worried that the elevator might break on the way down..." GLaDOS remarked.
Chell sighed and looked around the elevator for cameras...There were none. Chell nodded and looked at Wheatley.
"Richard. I don't know why but you sound an awful lot like someone I know, you sound like him and act like him. His name was Wheatley. Does that name ring a bell to you? Please. Answer me honestly..." Chell asked him and looked at his deep blue eyes; her eyes were almost filled with tears. She just wanted to know if this man was her best friend...His voice...His eyes, they were a painful reminder to her.
"C-Chell...I don't know what you mean...I-I grew up with the name Richard...I know losing your friend must be hard, but, I'm not him..." Wheatley hated lying to her, especially when she looked so desperate, he swal
Sad ChelleyThe wires stretched up from him, the back of his shirt torn off sometime in the transfer. The resolution of the screen wasn't good, but Chell still felt her eyes dampen at the sight of him, a broken toy bent to the whims of the machine she'd plugged him into. He lay sprawled across the floor of Her chamber, back slightly arched to accommodate the shortest of the chords. His face was slightly flushed, the lights in his eyes hardly there at all. The harsh, jagged sound of his breathing echoed through the speakers, accompanied constantly by the soft wirr of his cooling fans. Even from here she could see the edges of his coat flutter in the warm, perhaps hot, breeze they produced.Sad Chelley3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She kept saying that he'd betrayed her, reminding her of the last few attempts on her life, the pit, the dangers of Old Aperture. She insulted him, nagged, and seemed to be doing everything in Her power to make the situation worse.
Chell wondered why she'd ever thought for even
Chelley one-shot"Wow, would you look at all that!" his voice, behind her, and slightly to her right. "It's...um...rain, right? Never seen anything like it before! What makes it move like that, d'you think?"Chelley one-shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She couldn't see. Her first steps in the world she'd fought so hard for, and the difference between the dim laboratory lights and the setting sun had blinded her. Chell threw her hands over her eyes, trying to block out the pain.
"What's the...oh, right, human eyes take a while to adjust, don't they? Well, that's... What should we do? Just...wait?"
Chell shook her head. She had no plan for how, exactly, she was supposed to go anywhere in her condition, but knew they couldn't just sit here on Her doorstep and wait for Her to change Her mind.
"No, okay. What then? We need some sort of plan, some way to tell you what's on the ground, where everything is, or...or..." There was a pause. "Um, I've got an idea, but I don't think you're going to like it, so soon after the whole power-mad, scheming thing in
Letter to ChellIs is this thing on? Oh, please let it be on, please don't let me be just rambling on to myself againLetter to Chell3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Right, responding to your message. Responding. Right now.
Well, um, first of all, don't cry. Please don't cry, luv. You, ah, mentioned you were crying at one point in your message, but, but! You only implied that you'd stopped, so, just throwing that out there, I'd really prefer it if you didn't cry. Especially if, though you didn't say that either, once again, I just sorta got the feeling especially if it's because of me. I really couldn't stand the thought that you might have been crying because of me so, just saying, don't. No reason for it at all. I'm fine, and you've escaped, and everything's fine. Really.
And that's a load of bull, right there, that is. Not the you crying part, because, seriously, don't do that, but the me being fine part. Because I'm not, really. I mean, I'm in space, for crying out loud! Not exactly the best situation, not the
Slow DownChell remembered once someone had asked her to describe a person using only one word. Amongst her new friends, she often found that the job had been done for her.Slow Down3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Simple names, to the point. They'd either been assigned them to explain their function, or had chosen them based on their likes. Every so often, when his voice cooperated, "Logic" would politely ask to be called "Baker," for example. And, of course, "Rick" had come up with his own name, sitting in a pen for years with nothing to do but fantasize about adventure. And "Anger" was technically the "Emotion Core," though the first was definitely more fitting. And then
Then there was him.
One word. She could never seem to solve that puzzle. Oh, there was no denying that she'd heard him called any number of things. "Moron" seemed to be Her default name for him. "Intelligence Dampening Sphere," his actual title, was almost as much of a mouthful as Her full name. "IDS" wasn't much of
Portal 2 Remember: 1What does one do when stuck in the middle of nowhere, having no memory of being in the outside world before, standing in a large field and clutching to a burnt cube that has been your only memorable friend? Where does one go? Where could one go? Did they even have a family, a home or someone they knew to help them? The chances of finding at least some sort of civilization would take days, even weeks of continuous walking. That meant no food, no water and even pushing their way through the night just to get moving. One had to start off somewhere even with that one tug inside the heart that gave hope on where to go and what to do, it was better than nothing. One step is all it takes to start the journey of one's lifetime even if what they can remember of their life was just bits and pieces of lost memories. With this in mind, a step was taken and the tired girl with the giant cube began her long walk to where her heart was telling her to be somewhere safe somewherPortal 2 Remember: 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
1.15 Chapter 29~I was crouched just past the wall. Waiting for the perfect time to approach the man. Dempsey and Drake were behind me studying the man's moves.1.15 Chapter 29~3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
''Ok, it looks like he's going in a pattern, left then right'' Drake whispered and I nodded in agreement.
Dempsey pointed to some crates to the right a little ways away, ''You can use those for cover then wait for the right time to attack him from behind''
I nodded and took a deep breath as I moved forward, still in a crouch. I stuck to the shadows until I was hidden behind the crates. I peeked slightly over the crates and spotted the man turn my way. I ducked down and waited a moment before peeking over again. The man had just turned the other way. I took another deep breath and stood up stepping from behind the crate and following the man's steps. Everything was going smoothly until I scuffed the ground with my foot my accident making the man spin and face me. He threw his fist towards my face but I ducked and punched him in the gut.
Say Anything"Okay, okay, we're going to try this again now that we have time to take a breather. Say apple. Go on. Apple."Say Anything2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, that right there, that's still jumping, you know that? Um, actually, do you know the difference between jumping and the word apple? Give me a thumbs up for yes, and if you have no idea what I'm saying, feel free to blame it on the minor case of serious brain damage."
"Ah, okay, good, you're not completely brain damaged. Excellent. Yes, um, well could you perhaps say something? I mean, not that your silence is a bad thing - because it isn't! - I mean it's just a bit creepy, don't you think? Staring all the time, never saying a word…"
"I mean, erm, never mind. I didn't mean anything. Just please try and speak? Your name? Favorite color? Favorite food? A conjunction? Something, anything! How about something you love?"
"This is a lost-"
"What? What did you say? I couldn't quite hear you what wi
Ready Or NotWheatley woke up before dawn. Exactly why he had done so, he did not know, but he wasn’t upset about the fact that it was such an early hour. He had been having a good dream, it seemed, from the lingering half-smile on his face, but he couldn’t figure out what that had been about either. Briefly he considered attempting to go back to sleep and see if he could continue whatever the dream was, but then decided he wasn’t drowsy enough. Suppressing a groan, he sat up, simultaneously stretching and grasping for his glasses that sat on the floor next to the mattress. He knew the floor wasn’t the best place to keep something as fragile as glasses -- trust him, he’d already broken two pairs from rolling off the bed alone -- but putting them on a table meant they’d be out of reach, and heaven forbid he should have to stand up in the morning (seriously, though, he was already clumsy enough without grogginess hindering his movements).Ready Or Not2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
With his glasses on
1.15 Chapter 19~''Nikolai I will murder you with a tooth-pick nine different ways if you don't stop doing that!'' I groaned crossing my arms over my chest. I was sitting in the front seat next to Nikolai because Dempsey insisted we switch seats because he wanted more room to sleep. Now he was taking up almost the whole back seat and Nikolai kept jerking the truck suddenly and laughing every time because I would jump and cling to something for dear life. Takeo kept getting kicked by Dempsey.1.15 Chapter 19~3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
''Oh you'll KILL me? I don't think so girl!'' Nikolai smirked about to turn the truck again but I grabbed him arm and glared at him.
''Yes I will, trust me I can'' I said still gripping his arm.
Nikolai ripped his arm out of my grasp and glumly looked out the front window.
Takeo smiled, ''You go Elena'' he half yelled.
I smiled and spun around to face him. Once again he was pressed up against the door because Dempsey wouldn't let him move. Drake was asleep on the window near Dempsey, but he could barely move either
The Forgotten Moment "Come along this way, luv," Wheatley said as he strode along the catwalks in the belly of Aperture Science, with a completely stupid grin on his face at the joy of discovering he actually COULD use the torch those people had given him so long ago.The Forgotten Moment4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Once we're past here we can get to the neurotoxin tank and shut it down! The She'll be powerless, and we can go attack her directly, and..." Here was where he trailed off and came to a halt. He cocked his head looking for the strange noise he stopped for, which was little gasps and sniffles. Eventually he located the source, and slowly turned around. To his dismay he saw his companion...No, his friend ....No, Chell. That was her name. To his dismay he saw Chell standing there with water leaking from her eyes.
"Are...are...are you all right? Do you need me to get something? Or....ummm...well...I could...uhh.." Wheatley prattled off at least a dozen options while Chell s
New Emotions"Chell? Can, can I ask you something?" Wheatley wondered. She nodded 'yes'. "Ok, so, I'm kinda confused as to what's happening, because, well, I'm not sure, but," he sighed. "I think there may be something wrong with me". She looked at him, puzzled. "Why?" "Well, I just, I can't explain it that well, but every time I look at you for some reason, I just get this feeling. It's a happy feeling I guess. Adm at that moment, I can't help but think only about you. But after a while, it gets sad, and I feel just, awful, like I lost something that meant a lot to me. I don't know why". She noticed he was blushing. "Are humans supposed to feel like this? I mean, I could feel some emotions beforehand, not very many just being a metal ball, but I've never felt like this before". She smiled a bit. It was pretty obvious at this point. "There's nothing wrong with you, your just feeling a different emotion. You're right though, it can be happy and sad". "R-really? So I'm fine?" She nodded again. "But,New Emotions1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Drawing on the WallGLaDOS' deep frown grew deeper as she walked through the test chambers, as much as she didn't want to walk through the destruction that little moron had caused to her facility, protocols required her to (there weren't exactly humans left alive to maintain and repair the facility), and after all the work she had done to get rid of the flora and fauna now she had to deal with test chambers crushed together haphazardly. That girl had said something about what a horrendous job the moron had done in "building" test chambers; that was one of the few times GLaDOS smiled at something she said. Or she would have, if she wasn't a potato at the time.Drawing on the Wall4 years ago in Drama More Like This
She had reactivated several "failed" cores to help rebuild the facility (as much as she hated to admit it, she couldn't get the place up and running by herself), she could feel them running around in their respective chambers. Carrying out rubble, trying to re-attach wires while simultaneously avoiding falling into the "bottomless" pits that w
A Tribute to Chelley Part 6Chell slumped into the chair beside Wheatley's hospital bed and grasped his hand. Her eyes had bags under them for working twice as much, and her body substantially weak from all the work.A Tribute to Chelley Part 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She had chosen to work Wheatley's hours for him while he was in a coma. Well, he couldn't exactly work right now, could he? She was working twice the hours to pay his bills and pay for everything that she and he needed. She had to at least find a way to help him, even if he wouldn't notice...
She closed her eyes and wrapped around Wheatley's arm. Well, she should at least get some sleep. If she didn't get any, she would surely get ill or something. She wouldn't leave his side yet and a little sleep was good, wasn't it?
Her thoughts stopped as she was drowned in the world of sleep.
Wheatley awoke slowly, his head pounding.
He looked around slowly, taking in his surroundings. A pale room, a clean bed, a monitor, a window, Chell on his arm, a chair- Wait.
Wheatley looked again. Yes, there she was. Chell
Borrower!Chell and Being!Wheatley(OneShot?) Chell was all but exhausted from another long day of running, hiding, and of course, borrowing. On the bright side, Wheatley, the lanky being that'd caught sight of her, didn't seem to be at all skilled at catching things, evidence being his most recent capture attempt -a classic box and bait, as if she was stupid enough to get caught in that.Borrower!Chell and Being!Wheatley(OneShot?)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She tossed her homemade grappling hook over the top, and expertly scaled the rope, getting to the top of the desk as quietly as possible. Chell knew Wheatley's work schedule, and judging by the time, he should be home right now. Scanning the area Chell noticed with delight that he'd left out some bagel leftovers, connected to a series of strings holding a cage of sorts above the bagel. She started rummaging through her bag, fished out her knife, and carefully cut some bagel off the back and swooped out before the cage could lower on her. Despite her hunger Chell knew better than to waste her time eating, so she stowed away the
DarkPeople often told Chell that the moon was romantic. Maybe once she could've agreed, but all the moon ever brought her were bad memories and the ghostly feeling of a pair of hands sliding, inexorably slipping out of her grip. She did love the sky, though, and it wasn't uncommon for her to take long walks when it was cloudy out.Dark3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was too cold for a walk tonight, but she was happy to curl up on the porch and watch the sky. The new moon was barely visible, nothing but a larger spot where there were no stars, and the soft sparkle of those far-off lights was undeniably soothing. The whole world made peaceful by the early frost.
The door opened with its characteristic squeal.
"Whooo! Chilly out here! Definite shock to the system, that, wakes you right up, doesn't it?"
She smiled, tipping her head so she could see him. The soft blue glow from his eyes provided most of the light on the porch now, highlighting the small puffs of breath that hung before him. He wrapped his arms around himself a
They Told Me I Would Die: Chelley Oneshot It had been two years since Chell had escaped from That Place. That horrible, despicable, terrifying Place where she’d spent most of her life. It had been so long since she’d been in the outside world, though exactly how long she couldn’t remember. Maybe she’d never been outside That Place before; she certainly couldn’t remember anything about her life before Testing. That was all she could remember, just testing, testing, testing!They Told Me I Would Die: Chelley Oneshot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had taken a while for Chell to get used to life outside of That Place. She didn’t have a family, or any friends, or any money, or a job, or even a home. All she had was her Portal Gun and her big, old, rusty Companion Cube which, in all honesty, wasn’t exactly the best at keeping someone company.
Also, the fact that she couldn’t speak didn’t make matters any better, and her handwriting wasn’t the best either. Chell was sure she