IrlFanReaderxEngland My stalker and meYou weren't sure how you got here.
Could it be one of the various wishes you made for this? The one on your birthday cake? The one on a shooting star? Or maybe it was the one you made in a wishing well.
You really couldn't care less at this point. Somehow, someway, you had made it into the Hetalia universe.
You pinched yourself jut to make sure you weren't dreaming. Not that you believed in that shit; you could recall plenty of times you got hurt in your dreams. It was just the only thing you could think to do.
You banged your head on a nearby tree just for some extra insurance. That really hurt. So you decided it was the real deal.
Now would probably be a good time to explain how you knew you were in the Hetalia universe and not just another anime. Without really noticing your presence , England and Japan walked right past you.
England walked right past you.
Your heart fluttered, jumped, did a backflip, and then raced.
What a lucky day this was turning out to be for
Tattoo Englandxreader"♪ Hey hey Daddy, could I have some rum?Tattoo Englandxreader3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hey hey Mummy, hey hey mummy
It doesn't matter what I do, I never forget
The taste of pudding we had long ago in my head!
Draw a circle, that's the earth.
Draw a circle, that's the earth
Draw a circle, that's the...♪ Hey!" I whined, annoyed someone had pulled out my earphones.
"W-what are you listening to?!" demanded a familiar British voice. I smirked.
"Why, I'm listening to you, Artie." I responded coyly.
His face turned bright red. He's so easy to rile up! I thought.
"W-well knock it off!" he told me, clearly getting more flustered.
"Awww, but why?" I pouted.
"Because it's embarrassing! You of all people should know what it's like to have embarrassing stuff of you on YouTube."
Heheh... Why haven't I taken that stuff down? I shook my head.
"T-that's different! You're actually really good!"
Cue England's face reaching tomato red coloring.
"Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah man! You could be on like, X-factor or Britain's g
You're no gentleman- Englandxreader commision"You idiot! Why can't you be more gentlemanly?!" England yelled at America.You're no gentleman- Englandxreader commision3 years ago in Romance More Like This
______ rolled her eyes. Here we go again, she lamented. Why did England have to be so anal? Sure, America was ... immature at times, but that's what made him! Geez, you'd think he'd realize that already; he raised him, after all.
Besides, ______ had never seen this gentleman side England was so proud of. The whole time she'd known him, he'd never done a single gentlemanly thing. And that pissed her off more.
"Dude, chill." America chuckled, anime sweat on his head.
"I will not 'chill'!" England fumed. "I raised you better than that! You need to grow up or the other countries will never warm up to you!"
"I raised you better than that." _______ mimicked under her breath. England's ears perked up.
"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MADAM?!" He exploded.
Ooh, this will be fun.
"Yeah, I do." she simply stated, rather humorously compared to England's outburst.
"Go on, then!"
"Honestly, I think you're a hypocrite
Snow Storms EnglandxReaderYou were an idiot.Snow Storms EnglandxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Those reports on the news warning of a blizzard? You ignored them. The lack of snow the past few years had caused you to lose your faith in winter and storms.
So like a fool, you went over to your dear friend Arthur's house today.
You stayed for a good few hours, but uh... you started to get hungry. And you'd heard the rumors about his cooking. Added to the fact that it was getting late and it was rather improper for you to stay so late a guy friend's house.... Well it just seemed like a good time to leave
But when you happened to open the door, you discovered the news report was right! The entire ground was covered in snow that came up to your knees. That you even got the door open was a miracle.
Arthur, who was seeing you to the door like a good host, gaped at the scene.
"You know, _______, you can always stay the night here..." He offered.
Your stomach told you it wasn't having that shit. It let out a loud growl, much to your embarrassment.
"N-no, that's okay!" yo
England x Reader Foolish for Hoping Chapter 1Out of breath from running so far, I crashed into the hospital doors, forcing them open. Rushing up to the counter, I immediately caught the assistant's attention.England x Reader Foolish for Hoping Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Can I help you, sir?"
Panting and holding onto my knees for support, I managed to say, "I'm looking for ____ ____."
She checked her computer screen. "Sorry sir, but I'm afraid I can't allow you to see her. She's in surgery right now. As soon as we know anything, we'll tell you alright?"
I jerked my head up, a look of panic spreading across my face. I nodded submissively and went to take a seat in the waiting room.
-Several minutes previously-
I sighed, looking around my dirty living room. I should have expected it to end up like this after asking my neighbor, Alfred to house watch for me while I was away on a business trip, but of course, I underestimated the rowdy, loud-mouthed American's abilities to annihilate a room in just two days. I had just wanted to relax after arriving back home, but alas, I wouldn't be gett
Too Late Bully!AmericaXDead!ReaderI, Alfred F. Jones, don't get it, I really don't. Despite being bullied all the time for her good grades and coke bottle glasses, ____ was always so pleasent, so upbeat.Too Late Bully!AmericaXDead!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She's the last person I would have expected to commit suicide.
Through their tears, her parents said that, in her suicide letter, the reason why she killed herself is because of the bullying she had to put up with every day she went to school. Those words made my blood run cold, because I was one of the bullies who pushed her to do that, the ring leader actually. From name calling to groping, she certainly got it all, though you could never tell it hurt her by that sappy smile she always had plastered to her face when she told people she was fine.
That fact probably makes it even more disrespectful to stand before her grave as I do now. Rain started to fall, the drops sliding down my blond locks and hitting the grass below, but I hardly cared; the rain mixed quite well with my tears.
Trying not to hate you- England reader part 9__________'s birthday eventually came to pass, and after several… "attempts", she and Arthur finally conceived a child! They were overjoyed to finally be on this magical journey together…Trying not to hate you- England reader part 93 years ago in Romance More Like This
Right. Let's go on this trip with them, shall we?
Like any first time parents, these two searched far and wide for any information about pregnancy that they could. Here's what they found vs. what they experienced.
The first trimester of pregnancy is marked by an invisible — yet amazing — transformation. And it happens quickly. Hormones trigger your body to begin nourishing the baby even before tests and a physical exam can confirm the pregnancy. Knowing what physical and emotional changes to expect during the first trimester can help you face the months ahead with confidence.
Sounds like a heartwarming experience right? Wrong.
Arthur shuddered at the sound of _________ purging her breakfast for about the 3rd time today. How could she have anything left? He wasn't sure, but it
The fair EnglandxReader part oneAh, the last day of summer break. A bittersweet day for most, a time for last hurrahs, parties, and whatnot.The fair EnglandxReader part one3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Today for me though, was filled with nothing but joy. My summer vacation had pretty much sucked; all I did was go to one birthday party. One party! Don't get me wrong, I had fun and all. But when my summer vacation promised so much more fun, like my dad taking me out of the country for the first time in my life, a party seems pretty small.
I don't like to sound spoiled, but I've been bothered by this quite a bit. I've stayed up late thinking about it, nearly shed some tears over it... It's occupied my mind a lot, to put it simply. I was going to college tomorrow, for Pete's sake! This should be the best break ever!
But today... Today was going to be different! My best guy friend, Arthur, was taking me to spend the day with him at a renaissance fair.
I don't know what it is about this time period that fascinates me so much. I think it may have started when I went to Medieval Ti
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.Nutella England x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.
"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.
"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"
You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You grabbed a small silver spoon from your cupboard drawer. Then, reached up into the cabinet fumbling while trying to reach down a fresh jar of nutella. Arthur watched you with one of his bushy eyebrows raised.
You twisted off the lid and pulled back to paper seal. Which, much to your dismay, was harder than it looked to take off. Once off, you dipped the
Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 8One year later...Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 83 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Won't you at least consider it?"
"Damn it Arthur, no means no!"
"Well why the bloody hell not?!"
This was the basic formula for the conversations __________ and Arthur had been having recently. What exactly were they arguing about?
"A baby's a lot of responsibility. It's not like a pet, we have to pay for diapers, food, 18 years of school later on… I just think we should make sure we're taken care of first before we take such a big step forward."
Yep, they were arguing about having a baby. The experience was something Arthur was really looking forward to, but ________ was a little less than eager.
Arthur sighed. "How long do you think that's going to take?"
"I don't know. A few years maybe?"
__________ shrugged. "Sorry."
He frowned. "Alright, cut the crap _________. What's the real reason you don't want to have a baby?"
She turned her head, confused. "What are you talking about? Those all were the real rea
Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 2________ woke up first the next day. Gazing at the clock, she saw it was only 7:09, so she shut eyes once more.Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
They shot open immediately when she felt arms around her waist.
"A-arthur?" She whispered, not really trying to wake him.
Arthur merely grumbled in response and pulled _______ closer to him, his warm breath on her neck. She shuddered at the feeling.
Oh, and the fact that he had morning wood wasn't really helping either.
Why are you conspiring against me, universe? She wondered as she felt her resolve to slip out of his grasp slowly slipping away. Just as she was about to give in, she heard a gasp from behind her and the warmth left her.
"What the hell?!"
His screaming was enough to break her out of her whatever trance she was in.
"T-that's what I should be asking you!"
"I don't know how that happened!"
"Surrrre you don't!"
"I- I don't! I swear!"
"Whatever." She got of bed and made her way to the couch.
"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping on the couch so what
Christmas EnglandxReaderYou shivered, waiting out in the cold for the person on the other side to answer.Christmas EnglandxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Arthur! Let me in~" you whined. You heard a groan and footsteps approaching the door.
"Hello, _______________. What brings you here?" He asked, sounding slightly annoyed.
"It's Christmas eve, silly! I promised to spend it with you remember?"
He blushed. Was that really today?! "And I thought I told you don't bother." He said, not trying to be rude but doing so anyway. "I told you I don't do much for this holiday…"
You looked around his house. Boy, he wasn't kidding! You saw no sign of any kind of Christmas decorations. It was as if the holiday was non-existent in his house.
"You should be grateful I came!" You scolded. "Your house is so gloomy! Where are your decorations?"
Apparently, the words "I don't do much for this holiday" weren't registering in your head. "I haven't put them up, obviously."
"Because I'm just not in the Christmas spirit. I haven't been since…" He paused, an extremel
Look what my 'best friend' has done to me[oneshot]Look what my 'best friend' has done to me[oneshot]3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Please...believe me...I didn't do it..." the blonde pleaded with tear-filled violet eyes. "I'd never harm my best friend...She's all I had...."
"Then who did?!" emerald orbs bore holes into the hurt violet ones as a thick British accent rang out. "She was last seen with you!"
"I'm telling you it wasn't me!" the Canadian sobbed as loud as he could.
"Dude...we all saw you with her..." a gloved hand was placed on his forehead. "Five minutes before her body was discovered..."
Matthew could do nothing but sob as everyone blamed him for ______'s death. But she was his best friend, why would he ever hurt her?
"Look, we know that you did it..." Arthur mumbled in frustration. "So give it up already..."
"I wouldn't murder my best friend!" Canada stated in a hushed scream. "I'd never do anything to hurt her."
Both the other nations shook their heads and walked away, leaving the crestfallen nation to mourn.
His feet stumbled weakly as he made his way to the clo
SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader: EnglandThe cafeteria roared loudly as many students spoke at the same time. You could barely stand it, and you would rather be at home, on the Internet, doing the random-est things possible. You tapped your toes against the ugly tile floor of the cafeteria, waiting for the five 'Allies' to come out of the line. Scowling, you ran a hand through your hair impatiently, waiting for them to arrive at the table.SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader: England3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"...They shouldn't make me wait, even if they just discovered I was a girl..."
There. After hearing a chorus of screams, Alfred and Arthur came out, Arthur tugging along Alfred by his ear. Arthur pushed Alfred out of the cafeteria, shaking his head. He came over to you, smiling sweetly. You grinned back, unable to contain it. He sat down across from you, looking really charming in his uniform. Wait, since when did you like the way his uniform looked?
You blew it off. You tried to focus yourself on the empty air over his shoulder, but was instantly surprised by a off-looking creature f
Connection- CanadaxReaderMatthew and I have one of those connections.Connection- CanadaxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I'm not sure why; I guess it's because we're both so shy and so we don't say much.
It's alright though; between the two of us, we don't need to say much. We just kind of look at each other and know what the other is thinking.
So we have a lot of conversations that I guess someone on the outside would call telepathic. It's not accurate, but it's the best way I could describe it.
One day, Matthew came over to my house and saw me surfing the web.
"Hey, _______. What are you looking up?" he asked.
No telepathy yet, but give it a sec.
"The northern lights." I told him simply.
Still not there.
"Oh." he replied.
"Yeah. You know, one time I actually saw them from my own house. I could only see green, but it was such a beautiful, rare experience that I never forgot it."
Almost there people. Be patient.
He smiled. "That sounds really nice." he told me. So what you're saying is you'd like to see it again.
I smiled back. "Yeah."
EnglandxReaderx2p!England: Twisted FairytalesTwisted Fairytales prolougue. WARNING: This series is not for the light of heartEnglandxReaderx2p!England: Twisted Fairytales3 years ago in Horror More Like This
I stood in front of the floor length mirror in my room, writing runes on the shining surface at a carefully slow pace. My messy blonde hair was covered by the dark green hood of my cloak. My baggy brown shirt that reached down to my knees was secured by a darker brown belt around my waist that matched my pants, all of which were covered in smudges from mistakes I had made on the mirror and rubbed off with my sleeves of wiped off on my pants.
I sighed, putting my writing utensil down and rechecking my work. I rubbed my green eyes, releasing a yawn. I had been drawing on this bloody mirror for close to five hours, and the sun was dipping low in the sky.
“Hey, Arthur?” I heard a knock at my door. Turning, I saw _______’s face peeking around the door, the young girl’s face gracing me with her beautiful smile. “You didn’t come down for dinner, so I brought you some!”
Happy birthday to me! Teacher!EnglandxReader6th period.Biology. Your heart starts pounding and suddenly you feel very nervous. But at the same time, you like the feeling. Or rather, the reason behind you feeling this way.Happy birthday to me! Teacher!EnglandxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The reason had bushy eyebrows, beautiful green eyes, and a British accent that made you mentally swoon. And, he was your teacher.
Yep, you'd fallen head over heels for your English teacher, Mr. Kirkland. And you fell hard. Even though you never told anyone (even your folks), you felt like you probably made it kind of obvious and possibly kids talked about you when you weren't around. If you entered their mind at all, that is. You weren't really that popular.
Why exactly had you fallen for your teacher? Well of course there were those attractive qualities that you mentioned above (and you weren't the only one who felt this way, next year you heard two students who were in his class with him tell you they thought he was hot, though you probably were the only one who loved those eyebrows), but for you it was a mu
Overcoming Fear- EnglandxReaderAmerica sprinted back into the room where he heard a blood curdling scream. It sounded like his friend, _________, who was visiting him today. Sure enough, when he walked into the room, he found __________ curled up in a ball, eyes clenched shut and hands on her ears.Overcoming Fear- EnglandxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"__________? What's wrong? "
_________ kept her ears covered, so she couldn't hear him. He reached down and pulled her hands away. When she did, her attention turned to the TV and she screamed, closing her eyes and shaking like a wet dog attempting to dry itself off.
"T-that thing!" She cried, pointing to the TV
America's attention turned to the TV and he looked confused.
"Zorak? I mean sure, he's kind of a douche, but…"
"N-no… the other one…"
"…You mean, Brak?"
_________ shuddered at even the sound of his name before nodding her head. "Y-yeah…"
America burst out into a huge fit of laughter. "A-ha-ha! Dude, are you serious right now? Haven't you seen space ghost?! He's totally harmless!"
"I know that, stupid! But I
Unrequited: The Tale of a Gentleman's Heartache Arthur Kirkland is a gentleman.Unrequited: The Tale of a Gentleman's Heartache3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Well of course he is! What kind of a statement is that? Everyone knows that he's a respectable man. He has been for years, since he gave up privateering. From the moment the Buccaneer hat hit its hook, he has been the epitome of grace and suaveness. As for all those who think otherwise- well, they're just gits. Or France, but he's a git anyway.
Never much obsessed over women.
It's pointless to chase after every beautiful dame that crosses your path. Even if one were, say, exceptionally sweet. I am a country, the United Kingdom! I will live forever. Mortal women will not. It is, then, impossible for a sort of relationship between us.
Grace and manners dominate his life.
Well, that just goes without saying. I'm no France. Respect is a lifestyle. As a gentleman, it must be mine. Women are to be treated with the utmost grace and courtesy and men, as well, deserve respect. I a
My Candle [Oneshot]My Candle [Oneshot]3 years ago in Drama More Like This
She sat down, once again contemplating something she shouldn't. The glass mask she chose to wear became more of a burden than she thought it would be. Lies spilled from her tongue everyday of her life as she went on living. No body would ever understand the pain that swelled in her chest.
'Sweet candy with a bitter center' she thought scrutinizingly. 'That's all I am...'
She wasn't far off either. She was the sweetest girl you'd find. This girl would always being helping those around her, but no one was there to help her. She grew up with mild depression, so a sewn up smile was all she had.
It ruined everyday for her and she didn't know what was going to become of her. Sometimes she'd get so angry and sad that she didn't even feel like herself.
She thought she was going insane...until she found a candle.
This candle lead her through the deep darkness of her own despair and let her genuinely smile.
"Matthew..." she whispered softly to the air. Her good friend
Kings of the Seas (EnglandxReaderxSpain)Kings of the SeasKings of the Seas (EnglandxReaderxSpain)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Request for hetaliatardis
You watched through the second story window of your room as a merchant ship made it's way into the harbor. Docked next to it was a pirate ship that had payed off all of the local guards. Smirking, you let your mind meander to possible outcomes of the unfortunate trader.
Downstairs, your father was shouting at someone. You turned back to your bed and sat on the foot of it, toying with the ends of your (h/l) hair.
"The king and his men stole the queen from her bed,
And bound her in her bones.
Now the seas be ours
And by the powers,
Where we will,
A crash from wherever your father was arguing with his guest echoed up to you, but you calmly closed your eyes and blocked it out.
"Yo, ho. All together.
Hoist the colors high.
Heave, ho. Thieves and beggars,
Never shall we die."
Footsteps stomped up the stairs to your room and your (e/c) eyes quickly snapped open, widely staring at the do
Only You CanadaXArtist!ReaderThere was no sound to be heard. No screams, no gossip, giggles and whining were scarcly heard, if that.Only You CanadaXArtist!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was, in your opinion, the best time of the day. After all, how could you focus on drawing when the girl who sits next to you in history won't shut up about Alfred's ass?
Oh yes, being in the art room, with a pad and a pencil, accompanied by that beautiful golden silence, was absolutly amazing. Well, it was silent, until the door was violently thrown open and the clack of three identical hot pink high heels echoed through the nearly deserted art room. Tearing your eyes away from the scetch pad, you looked up at the girls, and met three identical females with identical smirks plastered to their makeup covered faces. Ok, maybe they weren't completly identical, but all popular girls looked the same to you.
The tallest of the girls, with long blond hair and bright blue eyes, stepped forward and glanced at your scetch pad with a sneer. "Wh
Duplicitous Love (EnglandxReaderx2P!England) Ch 1London, 1888Duplicitous Love (EnglandxReaderx2P!England) Ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ms. _______," the doctor called from his side of the lab, "could you come here for a moment, please?"
You groaned as you got up from your seat, leaving your own experiment unattended, yet again. This was the third time he'd called you over to his work area that day.
"Yes, Dr. Kirkland?"
"I need you to go over my numbers for me." he explained, raising one of his bushy eyebrows in confusion, "They never seem to add up correctly when I go back over them."
"Alright," you said, picking up the parchment, "Let's have a look-see."
You scanned over the hieroglyphics, known to most people as a mathematics equation, until you found the error. You pointed at it and looked at Dr. Kirkland.
"Here. You forgot to carry the two in your formula."
The doctor's face turned bright red.
"How did I miss something as simple as that?" he said, obviously embarrassed by his mi
Cantarella- FrancexReader Captured in a gaze,Cantarella- FrancexReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
My mind in a haze,
Locked inside this never ending maze
Ahh, there she was again. Francis sighed as he gazed at her longingly. It should be a sin to be as beautiful as she was... to make men have such lustful thoughts.
Acting like it's fake,
Yet only tempting fate,
These desires I know that can not wait
But she was so innocent; he couldn't bring himself to be seductive the way he normally was. Those other girls meant nothing to him anyway, he always imagined her in their place. That was the only way he could enjoy it.
This pitiful heart
There is a wish
That tears me apart
So he tried to charm her, desperately trying to win her over. But he was growing impatient.
Ev-er-y word that I say
To steal you away
So he secretly began plotting, thinking of a way he could make her his. Then it hit him; the perfect trap...
All he had to do was set it.
Fall into my hands and meet every demand
And then, capture this heart again
Whose this Maple?~CanadaxReaderSeating yourself comfortably on a red and white couch behind you, your friend and personification of Canada, also called Matthew Williams, took his seat next to you while turning on the television. It was time to watch the reruns of the Canadian hockey team playing the US, however Matthew was busy at a world meeting to see it-even though he's hardly noticed anyway.Whose this Maple?~CanadaxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sitting there happily, you gave your Canadian friend a glance before looking back to the screen to see....uh oh...US had already got a goal. Turning back to Matthew, he didn't look all that happy. Everything went back to normal a few moment after, until US got a second AND third goal..
Matthew was not impressed. They did so well before, beating Russia, and now they were being creamed by his own brother.
"M-maple." he stuttered, seeing Canada-his own country-hadn't even gotten one goal yet.
For some reason, your mind began to race over the whole mentioning of 'Maple'. To put it right out there..you were jealous. You always he