IrlFanReaderxEngland My stalker and meYou weren't sure how you got here.
Could it be one of the various wishes you made for this? The one on your birthday cake? The one on a shooting star? Or maybe it was the one you made in a wishing well.
You really couldn't care less at this point. Somehow, someway, you had made it into the Hetalia universe.
You pinched yourself jut to make sure you weren't dreaming. Not that you believed in that shit; you could recall plenty of times you got hurt in your dreams. It was just the only thing you could think to do.
You banged your head on a nearby tree just for some extra insurance. That really hurt. So you decided it was the real deal.
Now would probably be a good time to explain how you knew you were in the Hetalia universe and not just another anime. Without really noticing your presence , England and Japan walked right past you.
England walked right past you.
Your heart fluttered, jumped, did a backflip, and then raced.
What a lucky day this was turning out to be for
Tattoo Englandxreader"♪ Hey hey Daddy, could I have some rum?Tattoo Englandxreader11 months ago in Humor More Like This
Hey hey Mummy, hey hey mummy
It doesn't matter what I do, I never forget
The taste of pudding we had long ago in my head!
Draw a circle, that's the earth.
Draw a circle, that's the earth
Draw a circle, that's the...♪ Hey!" I whined, annoyed someone had pulled out my earphones.
"W-what are you listening to?!" demanded a familiar British voice. I smirked.
"Why, I'm listening to you, Artie." I responded coyly.
His face turned bright red. He's so easy to rile up! I thought.
"W-well knock it off!" he told me, clearly getting more flustered.
"Awww, but why?" I pouted.
"Because it's embarrassing! You of all people should know what it's like to have embarrassing stuff of you on YouTube."
Heheh... Why haven't I taken that stuff down? I shook my head.
"T-that's different! You're actually really good!"
Cue England's face reaching tomato red coloring.
"Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah man! You could be on like, X-factor or Britain's g
You're no gentleman- Englandxreader commision"You idiot! Why can't you be more gentlemanly?!" England yelled at America.You're no gentleman- Englandxreader commision1 year ago in Romance More Like This
______ rolled her eyes. Here we go again, she lamented. Why did England have to be so anal? Sure, America was ... immature at times, but that's what made him! Geez, you'd think he'd realize that already; he raised him, after all.
Besides, ______ had never seen this gentleman side England was so proud of. The whole time she'd known him, he'd never done a single gentlemanly thing. And that pissed her off more.
"Dude, chill." America chuckled, anime sweat on his head.
"I will not 'chill'!" England fumed. "I raised you better than that! You need to grow up or the other countries will never warm up to you!"
"I raised you better than that." _______ mimicked under her breath. England's ears perked up.
"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MADAM?!" He exploded.
Ooh, this will be fun.
"Yeah, I do." she simply stated, rather humorously compared to England's outburst.
"Go on, then!"
"Honestly, I think you're a hypocrite
I won't say I'm in love- EnglandxReader Commision"Right, see you later then." Arthur told me, waving goodbye as we parted ways.I won't say I'm in love- EnglandxReader Commision1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, later!" I called out, waving back to him.
Huh. My face was hurting all of a sudden. I recognized the pain as one that happens when you smile too much. I found that strange; I didn't think I'd been smiling that much. But I mean, if anyone could make me smile, it'd be Arthur....
N-now don't get the wrong idea! I'll admit, Arthur's rather... handsome, and a real charmer, but I do not have any romantic interest in him! We're just really good friends, all right?
"Hey, _______!" a familiar voice called out. I turned around.
"Hey, Alfred!" I replied, stopping so he could catch up to me.
"Dude, we still on for game night tonight?"
Just a little note; when he says "game night", he means video games, not board games. I wonder if people still even have the other kind of game night... Man, I feel old...
Oh crap, that's tonight? My place is a total mess! No way I can let him come over!
"I'm sorry, Alfred
Zombie!EnglandxReader Just Like Us -Oneshot-Zombie!EnglandxReader Just Like Us -Oneshot-11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Zombie!EnglandxReader Just Like Us -Oneshot-
Cold and lonely.
That how I feel everyday, but I mostly feel empty, completely empty. My eyes gazed at the rest of the other people like me. They lazily walk or more like stagger around. The noise they we making echo at the broken building. We weren't the same as before but the opposite, we were....
Zombies with no love or feelings.
~Le Time Skip~
Zombie hideous creature if I were to say. Roaming around, dead and yelling nonsense everywhere.
"That why we gotta kill them." you complained, as you looked outside the window.
"That's a good idea, yet Ludwig doesn't want us to go outside: Too dangerous." Gilbert, your closest albino friend, tried to mimic Ludwig, his brother. "I could have shoot them with my awesomeness!"
You rolled your eyes as you stared at the window. Zombies were roaming everywhere, yet they didn't even
Snow Storms EnglandxReaderYou were an idiot.Snow Storms EnglandxReader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Those reports on the news warning of a blizzard? You ignored them. The lack of snow the past few years had caused you to lose your faith in winter and storms.
So like a fool, you went over to your dear friend Arthur's house today.
You stayed for a good few hours, but uh... you started to get hungry. And you'd heard the rumors about his cooking. Added to the fact that it was getting late and it was rather improper for you to stay so late a guy friend's house.... Well it just seemed like a good time to leave
But when you happened to open the door, you discovered the news report was right! The entire ground was covered in snow that came up to your knees. That you even got the door open was a miracle.
Arthur, who was seeing you to the door like a good host, gaped at the scene.
"You know, _______, you can always stay the night here..." He offered.
Your stomach told you it wasn't having that shit. It let out a loud growl, much to your embarrassment.
"N-no, that's okay!" yo
How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 1How to Love (Arthur x Reader) 111 months ago in Romance More Like This
A certain blond male yawned while walking directly to the counter where a dark-haired bartender stood shaking up a mixture for a customer who was waiting in front of him. Catching a glimpse of the newly arrived guest, Kiku turned to greet him with a smile. "Konbanwa Arthur-san." He greeted slightly bowing down. "Good evening Kiku." He replied sitting down beside a sandy blond American. "Arthur, dude! Good to see that you're back here!" The male practically glomped at him until he dodged at the last minute.
"The usual one please." Arthur ordered rubbing his eyes underneath his glasses. "Whoa dude, you got some serious eye bags." Alfred commented seeing dark sacks forming under the British man's eyes. He squinted his eyes at the comment. He wore the glasses for the reason that no one would see it but it was useless when it comes to the cheeky American. "I haven't gotten much sleep lately." He confessed resting his head on top of his folded hands. "There were a lot of document
Trying not to hate you- England reader part 9__________'s birthday eventually came to pass, and after several… "attempts", she and Arthur finally conceived a child! They were overjoyed to finally be on this magical journey together…Trying not to hate you- England reader part 91 year ago in Romance More Like This
Right. Let's go on this trip with them, shall we?
Like any first time parents, these two searched far and wide for any information about pregnancy that they could. Here's what they found vs. what they experienced.
The first trimester of pregnancy is marked by an invisible — yet amazing — transformation. And it happens quickly. Hormones trigger your body to begin nourishing the baby even before tests and a physical exam can confirm the pregnancy. Knowing what physical and emotional changes to expect during the first trimester can help you face the months ahead with confidence.
Sounds like a heartwarming experience right? Wrong.
Arthur shuddered at the sound of _________ purging her breakfast for about the 3rd time today. How could she have anything left? He wasn't sure, but it
2p!EnglandxBullied!Reader: I'm not dumb! Ch. 22p!EnglandxBullied!Reader: I'm not dumb! Ch. 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
You stare into his eyes unsure on how to answer his question. "H-Huh?" you gulp. His grip tightened on you. All your senses were telling you to run. It was the same feeling when you left.
"You left all of a sudden, It wasn't nice poppet.." He leaned onto you putting his head on the crook of your neck. His hold letting go of you, leaving the two of you standing there. "Oliver.. I had no choice.." You sighed pulling him into a hug. "But I gave you a choice." He started. He pulled up. His mouth inching toward your ear "Remember? I asked you to stay with my forever. Bake cupcakes. Live carefree."
Chills shivered down your spine. "O-Ollie..." you stutter out.
Oliver's smile widened in your small response. "Hey you kids! Shouldn't you be in class!" A teacher howled at the both of you. Oliver looked over with a small glare toward the teacher. "Hmph how rude! I finally see my best friend after all these years and it get's cut short." He huffed. You smiled nervously taking Oliver's hand "S-Sorr
America X Reader: Memory Loss CH 13America X Reader: Memory Loss CH 1311 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alfred, do you think you can do me a favor?" you asked softly after you opened the door to America's room and walked inside, finding him lying on the bed, propped up into a sitting position against the wall, reading a book.
At the sound of your voice and your entry, America lifted his head to look up at you. "Yes, _____?"
You approached his bed and sat down on the edge of it so that you were directly next to him, and your gaze was filled with seriousness and a bit of uncertainly as it met his. "Well, I didn't tell you this ahead of time much, but tomorrow I have to go to a meeting, and—"
"Am I going with you?" America interrupted as he gazed at you with excitement and eagerness filling his eyes.
"Well, see, the thing is," you continued, raising your hand in his direction, "I want to see how well you can handle living on your own, so I'm leaving you here by yourself while I go to the meeting." America was about to open his mouth and protest, but you only continued. "I know you're proba
England x Reader Foolish for Hoping Chapter 1Out of breath from running so far, I crashed into the hospital doors, forcing them open. Rushing up to the counter, I immediately caught the assistant's attention.England x Reader Foolish for Hoping Chapter 111 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Can I help you, sir?"
Panting and holding onto my knees for support, I managed to say, "I'm looking for ____ ____."
She checked her computer screen. "Sorry sir, but I'm afraid I can't allow you to see her. She's in surgery right now. As soon as we know anything, we'll tell you alright?"
I jerked my head up, a look of panic spreading across my face. I nodded submissively and went to take a seat in the waiting room.
-Several minutes previously-
I sighed, looking around my dirty living room. I should have expected it to end up like this after asking my neighbor, Alfred to house watch for me while I was away on a business trip, but of course, I underestimated the rowdy, loud-mouthed American's abilities to annihilate a room in just two days. I had just wanted to relax after arriving back home, but alas, I wouldn't be gett
Arthur Kirkland Facebook Commercial Parody Ft. YouArthur Kirkland sat at a small table, outside of a local diner, checking his Facebook page on his phone. He looked at his notifications and spotted a friend request from someone he didn't even know. He quirked a single eyebrow upwards. " Friend request? 'Lets be friends, because you're probably brilliant'", he read, out loud, to himself in a sarcastic tone. "Request denied. What are you gonna do about it?", he mused, as he pressed the 'Deny' button. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a grenade was tossed and landed in his bread basket. "Grenade.", He rolled his eyes. It was then he realized that he had to get out of there, or he would be blown into orbit. "What the f...-?!" BOOM!! The grenade went off, just as he escaped from it's fiery grasp. He ducked, and dived, avoiding the debris falling all around him. As he was running, soldiers, tanks appeared, throwing and launching bombs and bullets all around him. A group of motorcyclists jumped and flipped and ran across the street, led by the infamArthur Kirkland Facebook Commercial Parody Ft. You1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Francexreader- Drunk 2FrancexReaderxEnglandFrancexreader- Drunk 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You regretted letting him stay.
He would sleep during the day and go out all night. Partying recklessly, then coming home drunk.
It was like a stupid love song.
The kind you hated.
"I'm going out." You glared at Francis's back as he left.
You waited until you heard his car pull out of the driveway. Lunging for the phone, you tripped over a pair of his stupid dress shoes.
The asshole left clothing all over the place.
You dialed the familiar number, not bothering to get up off the floor.
Arthur had become the only person you felt safe talking to about Francis. Sure Elizabeta and Felix tried to help, but their solution always ended with them wanting to beat Francis up.
You were tempted to let them.
"How can I help you, love?" You sighed into the phone.
"How do I get him to leave?" You had asked this question many times before. Arthur never got impatient, he understoo
Connection- CanadaxReaderMatthew and I have one of those connections.Connection- CanadaxReader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I'm not sure why; I guess it's because we're both so shy and so we don't say much.
It's alright though; between the two of us, we don't need to say much. We just kind of look at each other and know what the other is thinking.
So we have a lot of conversations that I guess someone on the outside would call telepathic. It's not accurate, but it's the best way I could describe it.
One day, Matthew came over to my house and saw me surfing the web.
"Hey, _______. What are you looking up?" he asked.
No telepathy yet, but give it a sec.
"The northern lights." I told him simply.
Still not there.
"Oh." he replied.
"Yeah. You know, one time I actually saw them from my own house. I could only see green, but it was such a beautiful, rare experience that I never forgot it."
Almost there people. Be patient.
He smiled. "That sounds really nice." he told me. So what you're saying is you'd like to see it again.
I smiled back. "Yeah."
Sous Chef!FrancexAssisant!ReaderSous Chef!FrancexAssisant!Reader11 months ago in Romance More Like This
"__________, could you get me the onions out of the fridge," Francis asked his assistant.
___________ nodded and ran off. Francis sighed with relief; she had been watching his every movement all morning. It wasn't that odd, seeing as she was his assistant. But they weren't children anymore, they were grown up and ___________ had turned out to be a beautiful woman.
Francis didn't know when he had first noticed her as an adult. But now he did and the line between friendship and more was getting blurred.
"Here," ___________ said handing Francis more onions. "How can I help?"
Francis handed her a list, "Get these out of the pantry and I'll teach you the new dish we are serving this week."
"Ok," ____________ said smiling. Francis blushed as she ran off again. She was just too cute. In his moment of weakness he turned off the stove and quietly followed her to the pantry. Quietly he closed the door behind them.
"Oh Chef Francis, I can't seem to read this one." _________ said jumping when she
QMC: Can You Save Me (EnglandxReader)Can You Save MeQMC: Can You Save Me (EnglandxReader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Guys last song for the night, so I'll make it good!" you shouted out to the audience. Your (h/l) (h/c) hair was matted down by sweat and you could feel your eyes droop but still you kept up your energetic appearance while on stage, despite feeling like you were going to collapse any second.
At the sight of the messy haired blonde boy sitting at the bar, his emerald orbs fixed on you, your energy returned. He was wearing a tight, white v-neck shirt and dark wash jeans and a black hoodie was slung over his shoulders. A set of dog tags dangled low on his chest and leather bracelets covered his wrists. It was a hard look for guys to pull off, but this guy did it well.
The boys drooling at your feet seemed shabby in comparison to the reserved man.
Your band stuck up the chords for your final song and you were pulled back to reality, glancing once more and the smirking blonde before turning to face the crowd again.
"When I collapse, will you forget?
The Name's Kirkland... Arthur Kirkland.The Name's Kirkland... Arthur Kirkland.10 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Jesus Christ, Alfred, can you ever stop eating?!?"
"I-I'm sorry, I can't help it!"
Arthur Kirkland groaned but continued to crawl in the ventilation shafts above his target's house.
Would've been perfectly spy-ish if Alfred's voracious eating sounds weren't heard in the background.
"Will you stop that?!" the Brit hissed at the American. Alfred took another bite of his burger. "Stah wha? Breehing?" he said with a full mouth. Arthur put a finger to his lips to motion for Alfred to be quieter.
The two continued to crawl further in the labyrinth of ventilation before reaching their designated vent. There was a metal grate that jailed the sight of many guards in fancy suits.
Right on time, Alfred popped the whole entire (or what was left) of his Big-Mac in his mouth before dusting his hands off. He grabbed his shotgun from his pocket and slipped on his shades. "Let's do this, dude!" he said quietly.
Arthur nodded and slid on the shades as well. Cocking his gun, he kicked the vent so it dro
Lazy Monday Mornings- Daddy!EnglandxMummy!ReaderArthur strolled into his living room, each exuding breath slow and thoughtful. Crystalline droplets of water spiralled from his wet, shaggy mane of hair and the scent of roses emanated from his pale skin. He intended to relax for the majority of the day, smiling indulgently and settling himself on the sofa once prying a book from the vast stack on his shelves. He'd arisen slightly later than normal, showered, and as far as he was concerned he didn't particularly want to do anything else. He let his fingers ghost over the rough grey material of his jumper, realising he was practically drowning in the wool. He chuckled lightly as he realised how terrible he must have looked, clothes over-sized, hair wet and feet bare; but it was a welcome change to relax.Lazy Monday Mornings- Daddy!EnglandxMummy!Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Leafing through the yellowed pages of his book, sleeves of his jumper brushing his calloused fingers, Arthur also let his mind wander. While he was reclining on his sofa, without a care in the world, his darling wife would no dou
Too Late Bully!AmericaXDead!ReaderI, Alfred F. Jones, don't get it, I really don't. Despite being bullied all the time for her good grades and coke bottle glasses, ____ was always so pleasent, so upbeat.Too Late Bully!AmericaXDead!Reader11 months ago in Romance More Like This
She's the last person I would have expected to commit suicide.
Through their tears, her parents said that, in her suicide letter, the reason why she killed herself is because of the bullying she had to put up with every day she went to school. Those words made my blood run cold, because I was one of the bullies who pushed her to do that, the ring leader actually. From name calling to groping, she certainly got it all, though you could never tell it hurt her by that sappy smile she always had plastered to her face when she told people she was fine.
That fact probably makes it even more disrespectful to stand before her grave as I do now. Rain started to fall, the drops sliding down my blond locks and hitting the grass below, but I hardly cared; the rain mixed quite well with my tears.
EnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny PlushEnglandxReaderEnglandxReader- Flying Mint bunny Plush11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Flying mint bunny plush
It was a flying mint bunny plushie.
You stared at it dumbfounded.
"Who the hell sent you?" You muttered, staring at it.
With a shriek, you dropped the toy and fell backwards off your bed. It did not just speak. There was no way you had seen it's mouth move.
Peering over the edge of the bed, you stared at the little green rabbit.
"Please don't freak out! I need your help!"
It was talking. And it needed your help.
The little plushie moved stiffly towards you. You tried your best not to flinch away.
"I'm locked in this body, stuck in your world!!" It sounded panicked, it's voice going up in pitch with every word.
"How do I help?"
Yes, you were talking to it. Something about this was all to real to be a dream or a hallucination.
"Take my place."
"WHAT?! In the plushie? No thank you!"
The Flying Mint Bunny plush flapped it's wings, irritated.
"NO. Take my place in the
RussiaxReader Hand gesturesI learned a valuable lesson today.RussiaxReader Hand gestures1 year ago in Humor More Like This
I was hanging out with my good friend, Ivan. A lot of people say very nasty things about him; like he's psycho, he'll kill you, stay away from him if you want to live. Stuff like that. And for the life of me I couldn't understand why.
But you see how I used the past tense? That's not a grammatical mistake. I'm in honors English; I know better than that. Which means I learned exactly what they were talking about.
You see, I made the mistake of giving Ivan a thumbs up. I can't remember why, and honestly, who cares, right? It's an innocent gesture which to me, signifies approval.
But not to Ivan.
Suddenly, -And this really happened, I shit you not. You may think I'm exaggerating, but I'm dead serious- he wads surrounded by a dark purple aura. His man-child smile so became malicious Shion Sonozaki would wet herself... again. And he approached me ever so slowly.
All those not so bad -endearing, even- qualities I noted about him became disadvanta
England x Reader - Come Away, Changeling Child You yelled as the man wrapped a cloak around his shoulders, your baby brother in his arms.England x Reader - Come Away, Changeling Child1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"But he's mine! He's my brother!" You cried.
"Can't you see, ____________? This baby is a changeling child." The man said. He showed you your prematurely born brother. His small, frail form was weak and his breathing was ragged.
Only fifteen minutes ago, your mother gave birth to your brother. Your mother was very sick from the pregnancy and was lying, gasping for breath and coughing much like your newborn brother. The town nurse and her husband came to help you when they heard she was in labor.
"But he's my brother!" You sobbed. "You can't take him away!"
"This child belongs to the fae." The husband of the nurse said as he picked up his lit lantern.
"Please, ___________. Let the child go." The nurse said. She held your mothe
My Candle [Oneshot]My Candle [Oneshot]11 months ago in Drama More Like This
She sat down, once again contemplating something she shouldn't. The glass mask she chose to wear became more of a burden than she thought it would be. Lies spilled from her tongue everyday of her life as she went on living. No body would ever understand the pain that swelled in her chest.
'Sweet candy with a bitter center' she thought scrutinizingly. 'That's all I am...'
She wasn't far off either. She was the sweetest girl you'd find. This girl would always being helping those around her, but no one was there to help her. She grew up with mild depression, so a sewn up smile was all she had.
It ruined everyday for her and she didn't know what was going to become of her. Sometimes she'd get so angry and sad that she didn't even feel like herself.
She thought she was going insane...until she found a candle.
This candle lead her through the deep darkness of her own despair and let her genuinely smile.
"Matthew..." she whispered softly to the air. Her good friend
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.Nutella England x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.
"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.
"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"
You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You grabbed a small silver spoon from your cupboard drawer. Then, reached up into the cabinet fumbling while trying to reach down a fresh jar of nutella. Arthur watched you with one of his bushy eyebrows raised.
You twisted off the lid and pulled back to paper seal. Which, much to your dismay, was harder than it looked to take off. Once off, you dipped the
RomanoXReader: Angel Chapter 1RomanoXReader: Angel Chapter 111 months ago in Romance More Like This
He walks away, hands jammed into his pockets, boiling in his own pot of irritation.
Today had been a perfectly fine day until Antonio started kidding around too much. He went so far as to pull the curl, despite the amount of times he's told him not to.
"Hey, come back! I was only playing around!" Antonio calls.
"Shut up, damn jerk!" he shouts back, still walking away. Antonio looks over at Gilbert, who just tells Antonio to leave him alone; Lovino walks faster, face searing hot.
"Stupid jerk, always playing around…how about I annoy him…? Stupid jerk wouldn't like that."
Lovino focuses on the ground, not paying much attention to the world around him, for he is busy dealing with his own to be concerned with anyone else's problems. His feet walk on their own for quite some time, and when he stops to take in his surroundings, he realizes that he's reached the edge of the town.
Dusk has begun to blanket the afternoon sky. He sighs and watches as a bus passes on the r