Rabbit Chapter 3Chapter 3
The sound of the knock ricocheted through the hall, Matt held his breath unconsciously, unsure of what to expect when the door would open, if it would open. After what felt like hours the door opened. A man in a wooden mask, with what appeared to be a keyhole cut out of the center. He stood there in silence for a few moments. "Well?" The man asked him. "It must be something rather important to interrupt my work with blue matter." Peter shifted his weight on his walking stick examining Matt. "It might help if you're breathing." Matt hadn't realized that he wasn't breathing until that point. Matt was only able to utter a single word, a word far more powerful than he could ever realize. "Rabbit…" he almost whispered. Peter straightened up, and stepped out of his office closing the door firmly behind him. "Where?" He responded calmly. Matt turned and walked down the hall, with Peter following.
The Spine was becoming aggravated. Michael had fixed Rabbits leaks and cleaned him up a
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The Spine: Hatchworth dont stand so close to me. Theres lava everywhere and you are going to push me in it.
Hatchworthnameyerselfanything: But Spine how will I find the Diamonds.
The Spine: You just do. You have to look for them.
JONTHESHERRIFMAYOR: SPINE! RABBIT IS KILLING ALL MY SHEEP!
RabbitIsTheMostAwesome: Im just trying to pet them.
JONTHESHERRIFMAYOR: But you are petting them with a diamond sword
The Spine: Rabbit why do you have my extra diamond sword?
RabbitIsTheMostAwesome: Jon and I saved it when your house burnt down.
The Spine: WHY WAS MY HOUSE BURNING DOWN!
JONTHESHERRIFMAYOR: We tried to make you a nice fireplace with wool molding.
Hatchworthnameyerselfanything: Spine. Theres a creeper watch out!
The Spine: Hatchworth hes all the way over on the other side- I- No Hatchworth stop. NO!
**The Spine tried to swim in lava**
The Spine: (◎_
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"I just wanted to be human." A Steam Powered Giraffe Fanfic
Chapter 1: It starts
Rabbit looked over the bars at the ground below him. Not even a robot could survive falling from this height. Behind him he could hear the clanks as The Spine climbed the ladder, stretching himself and doing two steps at a time. If it wasn't for The Jon, Rabbit wouldn't have had such a good start. But now he was trapped at a dead end. The very top of the space needle, nearly 600 feet above the ground on a tiny platform. Probably not the best place in the world to escape to. He could feel the wind gushing past his face. Rabbit no longer questioned his emotions. This trembling, sickening, dizzying feeling definitely was fear. And with each clank behind his ears, this fear grew.
He took a deep breath, squeezing his eyelids and the bar tightly.
"You were supposed to be the sensible one!" His voice trembling with each syllable. The clanking continued as the Spine marched his way up. "To... to keep me and Jon fr
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Tumblr Ask Prompts:
Prompt: Valcano's~ mousegirl913
Rabbit stood at the top of the ladder. Holding the baking soda steadily in one hand. He turned back down to Jon and young Peter IV on the ground. You ready for this! He yelled so they could hear him since he was at least 20 feet in the air.
LET HER RIP! Peter cheered.
Spine panted turning a corner. Running as fast as he could since he had heard Jon and Rabbit volunteered to help Peter build his science fair project. He arrived too late as Rabbit dropped the giant container of baking soda in the giant 2 story volcano. oh no
A flood of red bubbling lava rumbled out of the volcano. Knocking Rabbit off his ladder and covering Spine, Jon, Peter, and Rabbit all in the red foam. RABBIT I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!
Spine stared at the table with a raised eyebrow. The table was new, s
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Rabbit arent you supposed to be building a campire? Spine asked with a raised eyebrow, carrying a small basket of fish he and Micheal had caught during the day.
I did but Steve put it out. Something about, being a danger to society or something. Rabbit made quotation marks with his fingers. I have been taken off campfire duty.
And what are you supposed to be doing now?
Yea like keeping an eye out for bears. Like big ones. Like that one! He pointed as a giant black bear was pushing the Bands van over. Steve and Micheal screaming inside. Just like that one
Rabbit? Spine called out through the store. How did he get lost? Rabbit!? He walked past a circle rack of clothes. Something wrapped around his ankle, tripping him. Spine got on his knees and looked back to see R
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Song: Clockwork Vaudeville
Album: O_O if you don't know then I have something shocking to tell you...
Song: Steamboat Shenanigans
Artist: *cough cough you should know this cough*
Song: Make Believe
Song: Electricity is in my Soul
Album: Now I'm just listing my favorites
Chapter 27: Easy as Pie
Spine and Rabbit grew closer to the kitchen, the anxiety had faded and there was an air of content. The clattering of dishes and hushed murmurs could be heard from around the door frame. Hatchworth was passing out orders, keeping the whole thing organized for Spine while he was gone. Rabbit giggled under his breath, rubbing his palms together greedily. Creeping upon the light that overflowed from the archway when he was suddenly yanked back by two silver hands over his eyes.
Spine! Wh-what are you doing! He grumbled, trying to pry them off of his faceplate.
Shhh. I don't want you to peak. Spine pretended to whisper. His voice booming just loud enough that the ki
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"Spine. This isn't the right way." Hatchworth grumbled over the seat.
"turn right ahead." The GPS announced.
"Not now Hatchworth. The GPS knows where its going." Spine smiled wide, very rarely getting the chance to take the wheel.
"But Spine. She's lying to us."
"Nonesense. Its function is to give us directions."
"But Spine you don't understand."
"continue going straight ahead."
"Hatchworth you worry too much. Everything is fine see-" Spine slammed on the breaks and stared out at
the cliff in front of them. Confused he looked down at the GPS that had lead them severly off course.
"It just... needs to recalcuate." Spine tried to adjust the screen.
"I've been trying to tell you. She's still mad about the breakup." Hatchworth growled, plopping back in his seat.
"What breakup?" Spine raised an eyebrow, then suddenly realizing he turned to Rabbit. "What did you do?"
"Wh-what me? Nothing. I did nothing." Rabbit huffed, crossing his arms. "She came on to me."
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Maccasmiz posted some weird elevator music and said: This just makes me imagine something ridiculous is happening in the Walter manor.
Do I want to know why the floor is covered in pears and there is a badger running around.
Rabbit and Jon turn to each other slowly, trying to hide something behind each of their backs
No . They say in unison.
MY PEARS! Hatchworth screams, dropping his tray of sandwiches he made for the group.
You see Spine when pears and badgers l-l-love each other very much you gotta-
Poke them with sticks. Jon interrupted pulling his point stick out from behind his back.
And thats where they make t.v. shows. Rabbit nodded, leaving Spine to just scratch his head.
Im not cleaning this up. He frowned, trying to console Hatchworth who was picking up broken pear pieces.
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"I Just Wanted to be Human"- A Steam Powered Giraffe fanfic
Song: No Head
Album: A society of people named Elihu
Artist: Atom and his Package
Song: Banana Phone
:A Brief Intermission:
Let's take a brief intermission for some story time with Rabbit.
One day when little Rabbit and Spine were receiving lessons from Peter Walter the I. Rabbit asked a question.
"Are you a cannibal?"
Peter froze and turned slowly to the bot sitting at his desk. "... No. Why would you ask such a question?"
"I saw you eating Iris's face last night." He stated very matter of fact like.
Peter paused and rubbed his chin. "I wasn't eating her. That was. That was what humans call kissing." Rabbit and Spine gave him blank stares, obviously he would have to explain further. Was it too early to give the birds and the bees conversation? "When two humans love each other very much... they like to touch each other."
"Like a hug?" Spine asked with a ra
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Sometimes its hard Pappy, sometimes I get frustrated with them. I get tired. I... I don't want to look after them. I want to be fun, to have fun, like them. Not having to worry all the time. I want to ride a quesadilla and fall in love with a toaster, I want to experience all these things. Write songs from emotions and things that have happened to me, not just to to please crowds.
The more I think about it, the more I feel tired. Tired of the crowds, tired of the responsibility, tired of the memories... Did you make us this way on purpose? Or was it an accident... Did we just end up becoming this way on a whim...
Wasn't that cruel, Pappy? Making your sons outlive anyone that they'll ever care about. And everytime we see someone d
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CH 2. Bad Dogs
Spine focused intently on the words on the page, his entire face shoved between the pages of his book. This was a feat considering Hatchworth hadn't stopped talking since they sat down. They were waiting on a bench outside the front doors of the school, waiting for their brothers so they could walk home.
“I'm a free man again!” Rabbit cheered as he threw both glass doors open, he sauntered out and leaned over Spine's shoulder. He knew all to well that reading over his shoulder was one of Spine's biggest pet peeves.
“Mr. Wisdom missed you at band practice.” Hatchworth stated, following after Spine as the tall Silver automaton stood and closed his book. “He says you still have to pick up your solo practice sheets.”
“Did P-p-paige miss me?” Rabbit shuffled nervously. He did a good job keeping his stutter hidden in school, but any time he talked about Paige it leaked. And of all the girls that he was courting she was the only o
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Artist: Perry Gripp
:A Brief Intermission: Water-park
Let's take a brief intermission for some story time with Rabbit.
A long time ago when the robots were young....
Alright guys. Spine announced to the group, trying to keep Rabbit and Jon in line. The humans spend a lot of time in this room, but they won't tell us whats in there. I walked past it a couple of times, but I didn't get a good look. Whatever is beyond this door, we have to stick together. Understood? He pointed a finger at each of them.
Roger! Rabbit saluted, bouncing in place.
Okey Dokey! Jon mimicked Rabbit, trying to see over Spine.
Spine gave them a nod, then sharply turned and opened the door. The room wasn't very big. It was bright and white, filled with cold hard surfaces and spotlessly clean. Similar to that of their creators lab. They split up, investigating the different objects in the room. Spine focused on the lar
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If we are going to make this work, unlike last time, we need to stick together. Spine grumbled. Another shopping trip. Now we have to get just one pet for Peter's birthday. Only one. They trusted us with this. We can't mess it up again. Alright? He stared at all three equally in the eyes.
Hey I have a question! Rabbit raised his hand and bounced on his heels. When do we get ice cream?
After!... if you're good.
Jon and Rabbit both grumbled, kicking the dirt and put their hands in their pockets.
That is a good plan, Spine. Hatchworth golf clapped.
As they entered the pet-shop each bot moved to different corners. Splitting up wasn't part of the plan, but they each saw something shiny and totally perfect.
PUPPIES! Jon screamed as he walked past an open enclosure. Inside the small puppy pen were about 10 different breeds and mutts of dogs
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Song: Disc Wars
Album: Tron Legacy
Artist: Daft Punk
( or just the whole album, whichever one)
Chapter 11: Precious Time
Rabbit's eyes twitched, suddenly gasping awake. Wide eyed he began to take in his surroundings. He was sitting on a bench in the back of the van. Jon had been laid out on the bench across from him. Hatchworth and Micheal were in the front cabin. They were on the road. He stared out the small round window in the back door, watching the dust fly out from underneath their tires. Holly was miles away now. They were almost safe, almost.
How long had he been shut down? He only recharged about 60% of his power. It had been 2 hours, giving spine only 20 minutes left.
"Micheal!" Rabbit struggled with his buckles.
"Oh hey... you're awake." Micheal yawned and turned to look over his seat. "You feeling better?"
Rabbit tripped over his belts, crawling closer to the cabin. "What did you need to tell me so badly?" He asked as he watched the automaton intently.
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Song: Fire Fire
Artist: David Michael Bennett
“Rabbit you need to calm down. Both of you.” Spine warned, rustling his newspaper and trying not to be too overly protective of them. Rabbit and Jon were running circles around the kitchen table. It was a very hard habit to break. Especially after doing it for the last 2 weeks. His voicebox seemingly fixed in that an authoritative tone.
“I am the mayor of biscuit town!” Jon screamed as he zoomed past, holding a cardboard crown high above his head. Giggling as he was being chased.
“Give me that crown! THATS MY CROWN OF AWESOME!” Rabbit pretended to be angry, willing to continue the chase as long as Jon was willing to run.
Spine let out an annoyed huff, then chuckled slightly. He couldn’t stay too mad at them. This was actually a somewhat quiet moment, or at least quieter. They had fallen back into their usual patterns. Sure Rabbit wa
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"That is not true, you are a liar!" Hatchworth could be heard yelling from the kitchen, "Just taste mine, it is better!"
Rabbit stops by the doorway and peers in. Hatchworth was arguing with the toaster oven and was trying to shove a freshly pressed panini in it.
Tick tick tick.
"U-Uh, Hatchy? Whatcha doin'?" Rabbit takes a few steps into the kitchen and looks over his shoulder at the offending appliance, his eyes going wide for a moment. "Hey th-there, pretty lady." He gives her a wink.
"No, Rabbit, you can not. We are in the middle of a disagreement." Hatchworth steps between Rabbit and the oven, blocking his view of her.
"Well, uh, I could h-help." Rabbit comments offhandedly, trying to move Hatchworth over.
He stands strong, "Would you be fair?"
"Cross your boiler, hope to permanently-shut-down?"
Rabbit eyes him suspiciously, "Okay."
Tick tick tick.
"Then you will have to judge who is better." Hatchworth shoves the hot sandwich into
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Song: Hell Bent
Song: Robot Boy
Artist: Linkin Park
Chapter 24: Promises
The two Peters hovered over Rabbit's unresponsive shell. He was still online yet lost in the replay, small slivers of electricity flowing over his body.
We have to shut him down.... or pull him from the replay. Reset his programming. Peter V tried to think quickly, tugging at his hair with both hands. Peter VI reached for Rabbit's switch, but was yanked back by his father. Don't touch him! Can't you see him pulsating!? His fear for his son cracking his usually stoic tone. It took young Peter off guard, forcing him to stand back and stare wide eyed.
Spine tried to shake the haunted visions from his head. The Peters were tending to Rabbit, but what about the other bots? Jon was still sobbing against him, not quite able to form words. Hatchworth laid on the ground with that blank stare. He never wanted them to suffer through it too, he didn't want Rabbit to either. Yet somehow he
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SPG AU High School Fic
Kazooland High School was an interesting school, at least to us. But in this universe its pretty dull. A regular High School with all the clicks. You have the Lycanthrope Jocks, the geeky scientist club, the vampire art club, the Becile Bad Boys, class clowns (who are literally clowns), and everything in between. We focus our story on the 10th Grade Class President Spine Walter and his brothers. The always humerous, charming lady killer Rabbit. The 2nd in command, first to recite you the rules, Hatchworth. And the sensitive, deep thinker, and always the first invited to a party Jon.
Spine closed his locker, twirling the combination lock before turning to his brother. You need to get a new backpack. He grumbled as he marched towards their 4th period classroom. He wasn't going to get his first tardy because of this.
Its fine. I can just carry them. Hatchworth grumbled, holding his books on his hips. He struggled to keep up with Spines fa