-Fangirl's Tribute: 20 Reasons Why: Mr. L -Top Twenty Reasons Why Mr. L Would Be The Worst Boyfriend/Parent/Whatever In The History of Everything.-Fangirl's Tribute: 20 Reasons Why: Mr. L -3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.) HE'S FUCKING MR. L.
2.) The relationship would be terrible. He already has a pretty screwed up personality (he's arrogant, cocky, selfish, rude, and has an evil disposition and so many other bad traits) so how is any of that going to change if he hooks up with a girl for a week or two and 'falls in love'?
3.) He'd cheat on you. Like every single day .with Princess Daisy and other girls too but mainly Princess Daisy.
4.) The fangirls would never leave him be, which would honestly make him extremely irritable and want to punch the shit out of something. Or someone. You don't want to be around when he wants to do that.
5.) He would never be able to make a decent meal for you. See, Luigi can cook and he's amazing at it. Therefore, being Luigi's opposite, whatever Mr. L cooks will taste like utter crap.
6.) He wouldn't want to cook for you anyway.