I'd RatherI would ratherI'd Rather4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Shave my armpits with a brick
Clean my ears out with a dick
Use barbwire without a doubt
And floss till all my teeth fall out
Wipe my shining pristine ass
On a gravely glass-strewn plane tarmac
Turn my titties inside out
And pickle them in sauerkraut
Garnish that with pubic hair
Plucked from a horse's derrière
Eat it à la mode with knives
Wash it down with a glass of lye
Stand in for a pink piñata
Rinse my eyes with Piña colada
Drink a bucket's worth of sand
And pull my hairs out all by hand
Taking days to finish the task
Until I'm bald from head to ass
Until I'm bald from ass to toe
So devoid of hair I practically glow
Making sure to grand-plié
To reach those sensitive domainés
Stand in front of a cow stampede
And let them take a crap on me
Lather it up until I'm covered
Then do it some more until I'm smothered
Stand in the humid Florida heat
Till it bakes into a rock-hard sheath
Call it art and pose for pics
Proceeds go to conservatives!
Power Over You - Labyrinth -Jareth~ Power Over You ~Power Over You - Labyrinth -Jareth3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
There's a silence.
It's hanging in the air.
Say your right words,
Oh, clearly, if you dare.
I have the power
To make your dreams come true.
Yes, I have power
And I will take from you
That which you claim
To wish to lack.
What would you go through
To make your way
To get it back?
Here is the moment
In which the choice is made.
Such a sweet tremble...
That your voice betrayed.
Turn back, Sarah.
Turn back, before it's too late.
There is no winning in this.
I, too, am resigned to that fate.
Oh, you cower.
I was frightening. Yes, it's true.
I have such power
Such a pity...
It's further than you think.
Time is short,
And things can change each time you blink.
What would you give?
What do you say?
Do you have what it takes?
How can I live
This every day?
How about upping the stakes?
Don't try me.
Don't defy me.
Deny my power,
But you know it's true...
That I have power
It's not fair?
You say that so often.
I wonder wha
Post-RED : Do you remember?Post-RED : Do you remember?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Do you remember?
The fall season had finally settled down, but a constant warm breeze kept playing with the womans hair as she walked down the silent path filled with dead but colourful leaves. On each side of her, rows of tombstones were stoically reflecting the last sunrays of the day.
Step by step, the woman went further in the territory of the dead until she reached the end of the path. However, the purpose of her visit was still feet away. She had to cross more rows of tombstones which were beginning to be less organized, the stones being scattered around, breaking the symmetry of the previous ones.
The woman continued to walk on the cold grass, her feet barely making any sound, excepting the seldom crisping of the dead leaves. She walked forward until she reached a solitary tombstone. It was small, barely as glorious as the rest of the symbolic stones of the deceased, but it was clean and still polished, revealing its recentness. It also had a beautiful golden coloration be
Chory FeliksRaz Polska był chory i leżał w łóżeczku.Chory Feliks5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I przyszedł Pan Doktor. - Jak się masz, Feleczku?
- Źle bardzo, Doktorze, bo w gardle mnie ściska,
a w ustach mam coś tak jakby z bagniska,
i niech mi Pan Doktor totalnie coś stwierdzi,
bo, że tak już powiem, to z buzi mi śmierdzi "
Wziął za puls Pan Doktor poważnie chorego
i szybko przebadał Feliksa biednego.
- Źle bardzo gorączka, źle bardzo, Feleczku
Oj długo ty, długo poleżysz w łóżeczku."
- Dlaczego Doktorze? Co mi wciąż dolega?
I jak ta choroba generalnie przebiega?"
- Feliksie, mój miły lekarz tak naucza
Twój naród kochany sam Ci tak dokucza
Bo gdzie się podziała, Twa duma i chwała?
- Pod przekleństwami po świecie się wala!
Co spacja to Ku**a, wykrzyknik Pie***le
I nic w tym dziwne
Saiyuki RELOAD Episode GuideSaiyuki RELOAD Episode Guide11 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
The Bullets are Reloaded ++RUN++
Japanese title: Tama wa Futatabi Komerareta ++RUN++
Our friends come to a peaceful little town and wore disguises to avoid unnecessary attention. Their strange behavior roused the curiosity of Seikan, a little girl whose family runs the inn the boys are staying in. With the current rumors of young women being murdered by youkais, Seikan starts to panic when she overhears the ikkhou's strange conversation and begins to suspect that they are the youkais. Later that night, her elder sister, Seiwei did not return from running some errands. Now it is up to Sanzo and his companions to reveal themselves and save Seiwei before anything happens to her.
Comment: This episode was taken from Saiyuki RELOAD manga Volume 1, Act 1: RUN.
Squirming Trap ++Wanted Dead or Alive++
Japanese title: Ugomeku Wana ++Wanted Dead or Alive++
They are hungry and tired after a long journey
Haunted"At least a glass of milk, Cloud?" Tifa asked as the blonde man stood up from his place at the table and walked to the door, waving over his shoulder.Haunted4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm ok" He said and climbed the stairs, hearing Marlene and Denzel laughing at some random TV show and pushing each other around. His lips curled up slightly in a small smile as he shook his head: he liked it here, it was peaceful, at least while the two kids were in school and Tifa was at the bar working. His job was going pretty well too, it provided him with enough gil to help Tifa with the essentials, buy the children a toy or two and still allow him afford a couple of things for his bike and himself. However, he was never at ease in his room, there was a constant presence there, lurking around the lifeless place, making the piece chilly and giving it a dark aura. Denzel once told him he was paranoid, and that he actually liked Cloud's room, even when it was most of the time messy; the younger boy often slept with Cloud, snuggling c
Thankyou Mr. BowieThankyou, Mr. BowieThankyou Mr. Bowie2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
you changed me with your labyrinth, altered me with words
undergoing ccch cch cchanges, you being my strange fascination
whiling away the time till drive in saturday
following your vague directions
memorizing every line
putting on my red shoes, dancing to the sound to your blues
weep for aladin sane, gazing into the eyes of the goblin king
freaking out in a moonage daydream purely to survive this life you made seem so dull
inspired by your style, set aflame by your ideas
my mind has become revolutionized because of you and theres nothing I can do
my story reinvented by your careful hand
comforted only by your voice
Because I know you're never ever gonna let me die and you"re never gonna get old
screaming at the pretty things, staying inside your lover's story
breezing through school as rebel, rebel
struggling to drive onward under pressure
as my world falls down, I'll give you my hands and break free from this rock n' roll suicide
carrying the knowledge that we can
Candle cove Janice's story"Wahhhhh! Leave me alone Melrose!" The little girl wailed. She pounded up the stairs to her room sobbing.Candle cove Janice's story3 years ago in Horror More Like This
Little Janice was only 5 and already she had a whole slew of hardships.
Her mother had died giving birth to her causing her sister to develop a deep deep hate for her.
Their father had done his best to raise them but he was almost never home. Janice did not have many friends. Being only 5 meant that she had just entered Kindergarten. Not many people wanted to be her friend , claiming she was too "weird".
She fell onto her bed crying her little heart out.
Why did she have to be so alone?
A small bark brought her back to reality. Her little Pomeranian, Jack, was on her bed playing with her laces. Little Jack was Janice's only companion. She buried her face in his soft fur, her tears staining his fur.
Jack barked again. As she looked up Janice realized that Jack had taken her red shoelace from her sneakers.
"Silly Jack! Give me my shoelace back!!!"
Jack backed out of her reach , barki
Wrong AnswerWrong Answer4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You said yes to a date
You said yes to a kiss
You said yes when I asked you to be mine
But you said no to the most important question
'do you love me...'
Amigurumi 100 Theme ChallengeThe Amigurumi 100 Theme ChallengeAmigurumi 100 Theme Challenge5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Teddy Bear
14. Big Ears
25. Upside Down
46. Black & White
51. Sea Creature
68. Get Well Soon
Historias de suicidasHistorias de suicidas para niños de cuarto gradoHistorias de suicidas4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
quería contarte algo:
Cuando estaba en cuarto grado había
un solo manual
para todas las materias
(que eran cuatro)
Era un libro gordo y horrible
porque en esa época las impresiones
y los dibujos
Hechos por algún pobre muerto de hambre
En la parte de literatura había algunos cuentos
que pretendían enseñarte más bien
Un señor que era infeliz y lo único que hacía era trabajar y mirar la tele
le pasaron uno de esos
Infomerciales: una espuma de baño
que Te prometía alegría
Y el infeliz este va y compra no más
Le llega el paquete (con una conveniente elipsis de por medio) y
el tipo llena la bañera se mete adentro y
empieza a echar el jabón ese y
No hay alegría: Echa más y m
The Obstacle CourseThe second big challenge of the competition was the obstacle course! Here's a recap of the actionThe Obstacle Course4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The wall of stardom was an imposing first obstacle. Even without his magic, Jareth scaled it nimbly and took an early lead followed closely by Monte, who apparently is used to being on the run, and Glass Spider, who certainly takes after his namesake! As for the others, Newton and Pierrot's light, slender bodies gave them an advantage in this challenge, while Sir Roland Moorecock and Vendice Partners proved a little well, to be sensitive as possible, slower with regards to their physiques and came in last.
The moss garden leg literally kept the competitors on their toes. The Thin White Duke's anxiousness served him well, as he did not step on any of the mines. Lodger was nervy too, but though he did trigger a few mines he was not fazed by the explosions. As for Ziggy Stardust, who already had problems scali
Valentine's DayThat morning, when Ziggy Stardust saw the shimmering quilt being unpacked in the common room, all bets appeared to be off.Valentine's Day4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This will look wonderful on my bed!" he cooed as he fingered the silver lame lace that edged the night-black satin quilt spangled with sequin stars, button moons, and velvet planets.
David heaved that particularly deep sigh that only Ziggy's antics brought out. "This isn't for you, Ziggy. The Astronettes may have sent it, but you're not the only one here with your eye on the stars."
"Well, whose is it then?" he asked with a pout.
"You'll see if you help us get it upstairs it's rather heavy."
Jealous but as ever unable to resist his curiosity, Ziggy helped David, Major Tom, and Pierrot carry it up to a particular bedroom...
"It's quite an accurate star chart," Major Tom whispered as they each took a corner of the quilt and slowly eased it onto the bed, not wanting to wake its weary occupant. "How long do you think it took the
InertiaSometimes, I feel so very sorry forInertia2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the letters that I write.
Born onto a blank page and
trapped there all their lives.
No new sites to see, no unfamiliar faces to meet;
standing in a lonely row
just to express my thoughts as words,
and yet, completely unable to express their own.
They lie paralyzed in their birthplace
lacking the ability to grow and learn.
Immovable to change for the rest of their lives.
And sometimes, I wonder to myself,
why I choose to be the same.
Let The Tears FallSometimes it feels so naturalLet The Tears Fall3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like the gentle rain of spring
Having tears pour down your face
Washing over everything
I'm not ashamed to let it out
All the emotion kept inside
To have it trickle down my cheeks
It's something I refuse to hide
Just letting go opens my heart
It allows my soul to breathe
But unlike the tears raining down
These feelings will never leave
Sincere emotions make it rain
These same emotions make me strong
I'll never shut my feelings down
I guess I've known that all along
There are times that I'll let go
And let the rain wash over me
It's a deluge coming from within
When I'm like this my heart can see
Personas.....Ziggy sat outside Benson's Coffee shop, drumming his manicured nails on the glass table top impatiently, staring intently at his phone.David was always telling the Martian not to over dress for unimportant outings, but Ziggy was not the sort to take 'no' for an answer. He stood out proudly in the greyness of the afternoon, in a silver open chested shirt, a pair of black flared jeans lined with sequins, and a navy blue bomber jacket with high, pointed collar. His carrot colored hair was spiked up at the top with a large amount of hairspray, before sliding down to frame his gaunt, pale face, coated with a little too much makeup.Personas.....3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beside Ziggy sat Hunky dory in a long floral dress, his long mousy hair brushing his high cheekbones. He watched a growingly tense Ziggy out of the corner of his eye, nervously sipping a latte. Across from Dory sat Tommy, pulling his jacket round his slight frame as he shivered in the autumn breeze. A paper back science book full of complicated diagram
Cooking with the DukeOne could almost see stink lines emanate from the Thin White Duke's creasing brow. He had so generously offered to make dinner for the other personae, had slaved all afternoon in the kitchen, and now here the personae sat, barely nibbling at the main course.Cooking with the Duke4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
His eyes flashed when they caught sight of Major Celliers chewing on the petals of a rose he had plucked from the centerpiece. "Found something more palatable than my stuffed red peppers, Major?"
"Oh, I wouldn't say more palatable," Celliers replied with his own eyes twinkling and his lips half-smiling. "But you've offered us no traditional scoop of sherbet between courses, and I have to cleanse my palate somehow."
"He has a point," said fellow military man Lieutenant Paul Von Przygodsky. "There is a certain sameness to your cooking. I mean, a salad of red peppers drizzled with red pepper vinaigrette followed by roasted red pepper soup followed by stuffed red peppers, with cand
Aerith - For my Whole LifeAerith - For my Whole Life8 years ago in Open More Like This
For my whole life I have thought of this moment.
When it would come, how it would happen.
It is my fate, so inevitable and inescapable.
Ive always known it would come.
Ive always be prepared.
But I never realized how much it would hurt him.
He can be like a child, when lost and fragile.
A man so strong, yet so weak.
I knew him so; I did not want to let him go.
The pain I would leave him would scar him.
The regret I would give him would burden him.
My decision would break him.
As I sunk deeper into the darkness,
I saw much sadness in his eyes.
The sight pained me much; I never saw him as such.
I wanted to reach out to him.
I wanted to let him know that I was okay.
But he would never know of my presence.
Ill come back when its all over. I had told him.
But I would never return; it was only later that he would learn:
We would never be together again.
I never got to meet him,
I never got the chance to tell him how I felt,
But the memories we
Promise?The wind of Junon threw back Aerith's brunet tendrils, her long braid swaying in the air. She placed her left hand above her brow line, shielding the sun's glare from her eyes as she peered up at the ship like a young child gazing at a long awaited gift. It was purely magnificent she thought. The airship was accompanied by a deep blue sky. It was truly an amazing sight to the cetra.Promise?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She had never gotten the chance to see something so amazing before and she wanted so badly to get on that airship and soar through the skies but, she couldn't. Hours later, Aerith found herself wearing a SOLDIER's uniform, feeling the strong waves of the ocean rock her and the boat back and forth as they road to their next destination. This too was an experience she had never been through before. Not wanting to be found, Aerith decided to hide herself behind a few wooden crates below decks. After a while of sitting there, she heard heavy steps stop behind her.
"Hey," she heard a familiar voice call ou
FFVII: Aerith's Theme~ Original LyricsFFVII: Aerith's Theme~ Original Lyrics2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Falling deep into a slumber,
Here I stay,
There I lay.
When will it be my time?
Why do you, seem to be,
Like that one, who I held lovingly?
Two hearts, connected as one,
That guides everyone.
I know you can be strong.
Why do you feel wrong?
Why is your pain unheard?
I will be here, waiting forever.
Until you come, my love….
I will be waiting…
Here where I thought we can be free….
Those sky eyes, happily.
Never seem to lose their glow.
Yet I know,
I will have to go away.
I cannot leave you behind.
While darkness clouds your eyes.
Why is this true?
Because of you two,
I could smile,
In this world for awhile.
I could love again.
Don’t cry my friends.
I’ll always be here…
A Bedroom Farce"Well, I've had it!" Ziggy groused as he tossed away another lipstick that had been worn down to a sticky nub. "It's Scary Monster who's doing this, I just know it!"A Bedroom Farce4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"What makes you say that?" asked Sers, who had come into his room to borrow some hairspray.
"No one else here uses as much makeup as I do," Ziggy explained, "and I keep this room locked when I'm away. It would have to be someone with unnatural powers and a love of powders who'd manage to pinch my supplies!"
"Powers? Now, now, Ziggy, there's nothing that proves Scary Monster is an actual monster much less someone who can slip in and out of a room without being noticed. You're probably just so busy you're losing track of your supplies."
"I know I'm right! You can never trust a clown " They were still arguing as they left, Ziggy locking the door behind him.
From beneath Ziggy's bed, there could be heard the crinkling of delicate fabrics. Scary Monster care
Aerith's DeathAerith's Death4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Who knows what would have happened
If I were in your arms instead of you in my embrace
The trees encased for an eternity was a stark whiteness compared to you
Your pale skin was cold, but the blue water even colder
Ripples lapped my waist and the stagnant air was still able to brush your once-pink cheeks
The flowers may die if left untended
Your dreams would become transient if they were left to sit
These troubled thoughts diffused like red blood in water
But Forgiveness would give you a pair of wings
Meeting you lit a chandelier on my faded world
You deftly colored this unchanging existence
And your smile would replay in my dreams or nightmares?
The sky was colorless and yet, it perfectly reflected your pure innocence
You would do the same if Death took me
Tears would escape your eyes before I can fall to the bottom of the lake
Because You're Young (%%%)Because You're Young3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pure black; grey velvet sheets pouring through the window from outside's dawn. Pierrot's eyes blinked carefully open, and peered around the room, which seemed oblivous to the fact it was morning, as everything in it was still coated in darkness. Quietly peeling off his covers so as not to disturb Serious Moonlight, his no-nonsense-before-noon room-mate. Well, frankly, Serious was no-nonsense at all, really, thought Pierrot. Slinking out into the hallway, Pierrot relaxed. He loved this time of day. It was his time. No one was up, and therefore no one could see him. Walking to the loo, he pondered his role in this new house. He never was sure if he was afraid of everyone, and he didn't talk to them because of it, or if they were afraid of him and that was why they didn't talk to him. Either way, he was shy, and no one liked him at all. He wasn't...unlikable, he thought, just very, very quiet, and odd. He rarely even ta